(A brief Civil War promo runs before the standard FCTV intro. Once the intro is over, we cut to a shot of Kevin Cole and Nik Cain.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Welcome to...

 

 

("Survival of the Fittest" by Mobb Deep hits the arena as the fans rise to their feet with mixed reaction. Samson emerges from the back dressed in his wrestling attire already. He slides in the ring and gets ready to address the crowd. Boos begin to become more obvious as he raises the mic to his mouth.)

Samson: Silence will be needed during this interview due to the fact some people need to here what I have to say in the back. I really haven't said much in the past few weeks since I lost the IC Title, more on that later though. Civil War is upon us and battle lines have been drawn. Factions have been popping up like zits on little boys faces. I am looking right at you Jean. We have Scion and his group of merry men. They are such a happy group of guys.  There is a lot of talk and a lot of sneaking up behind people over there in your camp Scion. Then we have Deathwish and his Disciples. I thought Deathwish died a few months back. I guess I was wrong. Then we have Mark Payne and the Legendary Pretty Boys. Here is a group that makes me laugh my ass off. We have a team who comes here calling themselves legendary before they have even stepped in a FCW ring. This isn't AGW. That is the past and this is right now people. Then Mark Payne, our hero the world champ who spends more time messing with little kids like Jean and beating on women, more on women later. But, right now, back to all these factions. We have the NWO. A
sight I am sure no one in their right mind wanted to see ever again. I give my blessings to the Fellas, because I am sure you won't make it far with a gay duck and the president of Idaho. Now all these newly formed groups have lined up to the battlefield. The battle lines grow closer and closer as days go by, as words are said, and as fists are thrown. What all of these people have forgotten is that one lone soldier that has no problems crossing the line. A man who has sat back for a few weeks and watched as these men have traded blow for blow on FCW TV. That one man is ME! This war is gonna be taken to a whole new level tonight. I am that man who is not scared to draw blood. I can see the fear in every single wrestlers eyes. This Civil War will turn out to be the biggest day of my career. Not due to the fact that I will humiliate every wrestler I step in the ring with, or because I win back the
Intercontinental Title from Hazard. It will be because everyone will see a true ring general take command of the World Champion Mark Payne. No more words will be building up inside of me Payne. No more actions will be held back by my good conscience.

As for Hazard, I saw you as a man that could help lead my team to victory. Then you cheat to take my Intercontinental Title and I forgave for the simple reason I wanted to win at Civil War. Now after War Games where you put on a performance that would make C-Dogg laugh, and you want to blame me for the loss. Sure I was knocked out by Oblivion, but where were you. Laying on the ground after receiving a severe ass kicking by Explosion.  Come Civil War we step in a cage again, but it will just be you and me. No TEW, No Team Payne, no excuses for either man.

Let me rewind back to tonight now. Tonight we have a four-way match with
women on our team. Now I have seen Payne and Jean beat up women. I must say you guys must do this a lot. Well, I have no problem knocking some women's teeth out. And once again Scion and me get to put on a show. Well now your woman gets to jump aboard and get tossed around the ring. There is quite a factor against me though. I have a woman named Beauty on my team who I have not seen wrestle before. Just pull your weight and everything should be alright.

The warning has been given to everyone to watch their back tonight, because my tolerance is low and hunger for bloodshed is high.

(With that said his music hits the speakers again as he makes his way to the back.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Some strong words from the former Intercontinental Champion!

 

Nik Cain: And words that I believe he is capable of baking up.

 

Kevin Cole: Well, let’s get to the ring for our first match as Quackman takes on Vegan Warrior.

 

Nik Cain: Damn, I never thought I’d see the day when FCTV was fruitier than the Christopher Lowell Show.

 

 

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Hailing from Syracuse, New York...

Weighing in at 216 pounds...

 

Vegan Warrior

 

His opponent...

Led to the ring by Alex DiGiacomo...

From Toronto, Ontario, Canada...

Weighing in at 100 pounds...

 

"The People's Gay Canadian Midget in a Thong" Quackman

 

 

They lock up.

Vegan Warrior nails Quackman with a jumping DDT.

The crowd is starting to get behind Vegan Warrior.

Vegan Warrior uses a dropkick to the face on Quackman.

A small "Vegan Warrior" chant is being started.

Vegan Warrior whips Quackman into the ropes.

Quackman misses with a shoulderblock.

Vegan Warrior hits Quackman with a shoulderblock.

Vegan Warrior uses a dropkick to the face on Quackman.

The crowd is starting to get behind Vegan Warrior.

Vegan Warrior says "Meat is murder."

The crowd is starting to get behind Vegan Warrior.

 

 

Nik Cain: I doubt that plea will dissuade Quackman from using the dreaded Snack Down.

 

 

Vegan Warrior goes for a hurracanrana, but Quackman counters it with

a tiger driver.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Quackman is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Quackman executes a flying forearm on Vegan Warrior.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Quackman goes for a back heel kick, but Vegan Warrior ducks out of the way.

Vegan Warrior uses a corkscrew armdrag on Quackman.

Vegan Warrior takes Quackman down with a kick to the shin.

Vegan Warrior goes for a DDT, but Quackman counters it with a small package.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Nik Cain: I really wish he had not done that.

 

Kevin Cole: Which, Quackman using a small package or Vegan Warrior kicking out?

 

Nik Cain: Both.

 

 

Quackman uses a fallaway slam on Vegan Warrior.

Quackman executes a gutbuster on Vegan Warrior.

Quackman goes for Air Sabu, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.

Vegan Warrior runs into the ropes.

Quackman hits Vegan Warrior with a kick.

Quackman hits Vegan Warrior with a butt-bump.

 

 

Kevin Cole: That is just wrong!

 

Nik Cain: On so many levels.

 

 

Quackman puts Vegan Warrior in a Canadian backbreaker.

Vegan Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Quackman puts Vegan Warrior in the cross-face chicken wing.

Vegan Warrior is struggling to reach the ropes.

Vegan Warrior is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Vegan Warrior tries to escape the hold.

Vegan Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.

Quackman uses a fallaway slam on Vegan Warrior.

Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck.

The crowd is booing Quackman.

Quackman goes for a back heel kick, but Vegan Warrior ducks out of the way.

Vegan Warrior takes Quackman down with a go-behind.

Vegan Warrior nails Quackman with a power flip.

A small "Vegan Warrior" chant is being started.

Vegan Warrior goes for a series of knifehand chops, but Quackman

 counters it with a series of punches.

Quackman attempts to place Vegan Warrior on the turnbuckle, but Vegan Warrior

 blocks it.

Quackman locks Vegan Warrior in a Canadian backbreaker.

Vegan Warrior is struggling to reach the ropes.

Vegan Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Quackman executes a butt-bump on Vegan Warrior.

 

 

Nik Cain: Vegan is once again, assaulted by the bare buttocks of Quackman. I can’t believe I get paid to say things like that.

 

 

Quackman hits a back heel kick on Vegan Warrior.

Quackman punches Vegan Warrior.

The crowd is booing Quackman.

Quackman chops Vegan Warrior.

The crowd is booing Quackman.

Quackman hits Vegan Warrior.

Vegan Warrior chops Quackman.

Quackman hits Vegan Warrior.

Quackman leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Quackman runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.

Quackman takes Vegan Warrior down with a dropkick to the knee.

Quackman whips Vegan Warrior into the ropes.

Quackman hits Vegan Warrior with a backdrop.

Quackman sets up the chair.

Quackman goes for a brain buster, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.

Vegan Warrior nails Quackman with a corkscrew armdrag.

Quackman begs off.

Vegan Warrior executes a go-behind on Quackman.

Vegan Warrior executes a dropkick to the knee on Quackman.

Quackman begs off.

 

 

Nik Cain: Quacks sure is quick to drop to his knees.

 

Kevin Cole: This whole match is bad enough without your little comments.

 

Nik Cain: You know, for once, you’re absolutely right.

 

 

Vegan Warrior goes for a power flip, but Quackman counters it with

a legdrag takedown.

Quackman hits a backward kick on Vegan Warrior.

Quackman hits a flying forearm on Vegan Warrior.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Quackman runs into the ropes.

Vegan Warrior misses with a clothesline.

Quackman takes Vegan Warrior down with a clothesline.

Quackman executes a backward kick on Vegan Warrior.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Quackman sets up the chair.

Quackman executes a fallaway slam onto the chair on Vegan Warrior.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Fallaway slam right onto the steel!

 

 

Quackman goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.

Vegan Warrior goes for an enzuigiri, but Quackman ducks out of the way.

Quackman runs into the ropes.

Vegan Warrior hits Quackman with a shoulderblock.

Vegan Warrior gets a front facelock on Quackman.

Quackman is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Quackman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.

Vegan Warrior uses a DDT on Quackman.

The crowd doesn't seem to care.

Vegan Warrior whips Quackman into the ropes.

Quackman misses with a kick.

Harry Buttcheek removes the chair from the ring.

Quackman executes a jack-knife power bomb on Vegan Warrior.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Quackman executes a diving shoulderblock on Vegan Warrior.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Quackman takes Vegan Warrior down with a butt-bump.

Quackman executes flying headscissors on Vegan Warrior.

Vegan Warrior takes the box of raisins and uses it on him.

 

 

Nik Cain: Not the dreaded raisins! The last time we saw those they knocked out Vengeance.

 

 

He goes for the pin.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Nik Cain: And, not surprisingly, Quackman proves more resilient than Vengeance.

 

 

Vegan Warrior goes for an enzuigiri, but Quackman ducks out of the way.

Quackman takes Vegan Warrior down with Air Sabu.

Quackman executes the Snack Down on Vegan Warrior.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!

 

 

Vegan Warrior is inching his way towards the ropes.

Vegan Warrior tries to fight the pain.

Vegan Warrior submits after 22 seconds.

Quackman is being booed out of the building.

 

The winner is Quackman. Time of match: 0:09:41

 

 

Nik Cain: A suitably disturbing end to a disturbing match.

 

 

(“Smoke on the Water” begins to play. James Crawford heads to the ring, accompanied by Masked Fat Guy #2 and Masked Fat Guy # 3. Once in the ring, he produces a mic from his coat pocket.)

 

James Crawford: Our World Champion thinks he is pretty smart. He calls up the self-professed greatest tag team of all time in an attempt to sneak them in as his last two Civil War picks. Well, Mark Payne needs to remember two things. First, I am his boss. And secondly, and more importantly, I am smarter than he is. I could have simply not hired the Legendary Pretty Boys at all but, despite being far away from the limelight for some time, I knew a lot of fans would still enjoy seeing them get their pretty boy asses kicked. So, I simply waited until after the draft deadline to offer them contracts. Payne couldn’t exactly draft men who were not contracted to compete in FCW, now could he?

 

So, with his little plan spoiled, Payne chose KC Cannon and Cedric Donahue. Samson, on the other hand, chose Dream Warrior and Tony Montana. So, the teams are final and the battle will take place one week from tonight! Enjoy the rest of the show.

 

(The president’s theme plays again as he heads to the back.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Mr. Crawford once again shows who’s boss, and announces the final members of the Civil War main event.

 

Nik Cain: Some interesting choices. Honestly, I think Payne might be better off with Cannon and Donahue. The LPB may be suffering from some serious ring rust.

 

Kevin Cole: We will find out later tonight, as both members are scheduled to be in singles action! But next, Twister makes his in ring debut in a non-title match against Hazard!

 

Nik Cain: I really don’t think Twister realizes who he is messing with here.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a non-title-match scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Fighting out of St. Paul, Minnesota...

Weighing in at 230 pounds...

 

Twister

 

His opponent...

Led to the ring by Pandora...

Hailing from Huntington, WV...

Weighing in at 239 pounds...

 

The FCW Intercontinental Champion...

Hazard

 

 

They lock up.

Twister throws Hazard out of the ring.

Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, Hazard reenters the ring.

Twister throws Hazard out of the ring.

 

 

Nik Cain: The only thing Twister is succeeding in doing right now is pissing Hazard off even more.

 

 

Twister goes through the ropes.

Twister knocks Hazard into the ringsteps.

Twister grabs a chair.

Twister takes a running start and springs off the chair.

Twister uses an Arabian Facebuster on Hazard.

Dick Palmer counts:  1.

Twister is handed a big black dildo.

Twister hits him with the big black dildo.

The crowd is starting to get behind Twister.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Twister, adding insult to injury by following up the Arabian Facebuster with a shot from that...thing.

 

 

Twister uses a Russian legsweep on Hazard.

Dick Palmer counts:  2.

Twister goes for a bulldog, but Hazard blocks it.

Hazard goes for a brain buster, but Twister blocks it.

Twister sets up a table.

Twister throws Hazard back into the ring.

Twister goes for a piledriver, but Hazard blocks it.

Hazard whips Twister into the ropes.

Twister hits Hazard with a kick.

Twister throws Hazard out of the ring.

Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, four, five, Hazard reenters the ring.

Twister takes Hazard down with an enzuigiri.

A small "Twister" chant is being started.

Twister goes for a brain buster, but Hazard counters it with a vertical suplex.

Hazard takes Twister down with a sitdown full nelson slam.

Hazard cracks his knuckles and grins.

The crowd is starting to get behind Hazard.

 

 

Nik Cain: Hazard is in control now. And, when a man like Hazard gets control, things get very ugly for his opponent.

 

 

Hazard nails Twister with a superkick.

Hazard cracks his knuckles and grins.

The crowd is starting to get behind Hazard.

Hazard whips Twister into the turnbuckle, but Twister reverses it.

Twister runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Hazard lifts his knee.

Hazard hits Twister with a Hotshot.

Hazard takes Twister down with a German suplex.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Hazard nails Twister with a shoulder breaker.

Hazard is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Hazard nails Twister with a Steinerline.

The crowd is cheering on Hazard.

Hazard uses a powerslam on Twister.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Hazard nails Twister with a brain buster.

Hazard is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Hazard is all over Twister!

 

 

Hazard goes for a Steinerline, but Twister counters it with a crucifix.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: But a quick counter almost scores Twister the victory!

 

 

Twister throws Hazard out of the ring.

Dick Palmer counts: one, Hazard reenters the ring.

Twister attempts to place Hazard on the turnbuckle, but Hazard blocks it.

Twister hits Hazard with an inverted Ace Crusher.

A small "Twister" chant is being started.

Twister poses for the crowd.

A small "Twister" chant is being started.

Twister goes for a moonsault, but Hazard gets his knees up.

Hazard whips Twister into the ropes, but Twister reverses it.

Twister nails Hazard with an enzuigiri.

Twister uses a dropkick to the knee on Hazard.

Twister uses a dropkick to the face on Hazard.

Twister throws Hazard out of the ring.

 

Nik Cain: I think I’ve discovered Twister’s strategy. Keep throwing Hazard out of the ring until he lands funny and twists his ankle, causing the count out. Hey, maybe that is how he got the name Twister.

 

 

Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, Hazard reenters the ring.

Twister goes for a hurracanrana, but Hazard counters it with a tiger driver.

Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.

Hazard whips Twister into the ropes.

Hazard uses a Death Valley Driver on Twister.

Hazard is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Hazard whips Twister into the ropes.

Pandora pulls down the top rope.

Dick Palmer disqualifies Hazard.

A small "Twister" chant is being started.

 

The winner is Twister. Time of match: 0:04:45

 

 

Nik Cain: Oh what the hell!

 

Kevin Cole: Pandora got involved so the referee called for the bell.

 

Nik Cain: Well, bell or no bell, Hazard doesn’t look like he is finished by a long shot.

 

 

(Hazard rolls out of the ring and returns with a pair of handcuffs wrapped around his right fist, and carrying a duffel bag and the house mic in the other hand. With all the subtlety of an oncoming train, he delivers a series of straight right hands to the base of Twister's skull. With Twister dazed, Hazard pushes him against the ropes face first and locks the handcuffs around his wrists, leaving his back exposed. Hazard reaches into the duffel bag and pulls out what would appear to be a crude whip, fashioned out of a wooden handle...and three strands of barbed wire. Staring at the object with a sick grin, Hazard brings the house mic up.)


You dumb little punk. Did you really think that you could put your hands on me to make an impact? Did you really think that by jumping ME of all people, you'd make a name for yourself? The only thing you accomplished was people shaking their heads at you wondering how in the hell you could be so dumb. For your ignorance...you get 3 lashes.


Then there was the fact that you had the audacity to actually follow through with your little plan. You...a no name, never has been, never will be third-rate punk...put your hands on ME. You tried to accomplish something at MY expense. Now...I'd be pissed off if somebody with an ounce of talent jumped on me. But you? That takes the cake. For your complete lack of manners...you get 3 lashes.


I see you're starting to realize what's going on...good. Maybe this will
make you understand just how damn stupid it was for you to even attempt that little stunt. Because you don't have the damn spine to do a job and do it right. Beat somebody up to piss them off...not to accomplish anything else. Because they'll fire right back. But if you want to get in their heads...if you want to make them think twice about ever coming near you again...scar them. Make them bleed. Humiliate them. Make them scream for mercy and don't let up. Just to teach you a lesson...you get 3 lashes.


That's 9, Twister. 3 for ignorance, 3 for being rude, and 3 for educational purposes. Everything after that...well those will be just because I'm one mean son of a bitch.


(Hazard drops the mic and starts laying into the flesh on Twister's back with the barbed-wire whip...blood quickly runs down and pools in the ring as the original 9 lashes are quickly completed and another dozen or so follow, each with more sadistic intentions behind them...finally Hazard catches security's arrival out of the corner of his eye.)


Looks like your cavalry has arrived, so it's time for me to make my exit.

 

(Hazard rolls under the bottom rope and exits through the crowd.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: I can’t believe it! Twister has just been brutally beaten by Hazard!

 

Nik Cain: Twister is young and may go on to have a long career but I’m willing to bet that he will never forget the name Hazard.

 

Kevin Cole: Security has taken off the handcuffs and medical personnel are helping Twister to the back. Hopefully this next debut will go more smoothly. Ricky Thompson makes his FCW debut against Demitri who is competing in his first one on one contest here in FCW, having wrestled in tag matches both of the last couple weeks.

 

Nik Cain: Demitri looks to have a martial arts background, which might come in handy against the more traditional style of Thompson. However, Thompson comes in with a pretty big size advantage. Demitri will have to stick and move. 

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Fighting out of Hollywood, California...

Weighing in at 312 pounds...

 

"Ravishing" Ricky Thompson

 

His opponent...

Led to the ring by Alexandra...

Hailing from Taejon, South Korea...

Weighing in at 238 pounds...

 

Demitri

 

 

They lock up.

Demitri goes for a full nelson slam, but Ricky Thompson counters it with

a backward kick.

Ricky Thompson throws Demitri out of the ring.

Ricky Thompson goes through the ropes.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  1.

Ricky Thompson whips Demitri into the guardrail.

Ricky Thompson is handed a toilet seat.

Ricky Thompson hits him with the toilet seat.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Ricky Thompson chokes him with a toilet seat.

Demitri is busted wide open.

 

 

Nik Cain: Not exactly the first impression I would want to make in my debut match, but effective nonetheless.

 

 

Ricky Thompson goes for an inverted power bomb, but Demitri blocks it.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  2.

Demitri reenters the ring.

Ricky Thompson follows him back in.

Ricky Thompson brings the toilet seat into the ring.

Ricky Thompson hits him with the toilet seat.

Ricky Thompson is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

 

 

Nik Cain: Man, he really seems attached to that thing.

 

 

Ricky Thompson hits a vertical facebuster on Demitri.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Ricky Thompson kicks Demitri.

Ricky Thompson punches Demitri.

Ricky Thompson is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Demitri chops Ricky Thompson.

Demitri hits Ricky Thompson.

Demitri is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Ricky Thompson punches Demitri.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Demitri hits Ricky Thompson.

Demitri kicks Ricky Thompson.

Ricky Thompson kicks Demitri.

Demitri hits Ricky Thompson.

There are lots of chants for Demitri.

Ricky Thompson punches Demitri.

The crowd is booing Ricky Thompson.

Ricky Thompson uses a double arm DDT on Demitri.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Ricky Thompson goes for a double arm DDT, but Demitri blocks it.

Demitri punches Ricky Thompson.

There are lots of chants for Demitri.

Demitri punches Ricky Thompson.

There are lots of chants for Demitri.

Demitri nails Ricky Thompson with a series of kicks to the midsection.

There are lots of chants for Demitri.

Demitri executes the Demon Killer on Ricky Thompson.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Demon Killer from out of nowhere!

 

 

Demitri goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

 

 

Kevin Cole: And a big kick out from Thompson!

 

Nik Cain: The guy is definitely the stronger of the two Pretty Boys.

 

 

Ricky Thompson hits Demitri with a fisherman suplex.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Ricky Thompson hits Demitri with a fisherman suplex.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Ricky Thompson takes Demitri down with a running powerslam.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Ricky Thompson takes Demitri down with a vertical facebuster.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A series of near falls for Thompson.

 

Nik Cain: Each one of those kick outs takes more out of Demitri.

 

 

Ricky Thompson goes for a sleeperhold, but Demitri counters it with a jawbreaker

Demitri has the crowd going wild.

Demitri executes a rolling German Suplex on Ricky Thompson.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Demitri gets a chokehold on Ricky Thompson.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin warns Demitri to let go.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three, four.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three, four.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Demitri with a blatant chokehold!

 

 

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three, four.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin threatens Demitri with disqualification.

Demitri nails Ricky Thompson with a reverse Death Valley Driver.

The crowd is going crazy.

Demitri is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Demitri runs into the ropes.

Demitri hits Ricky Thompson with a kick.

Demitri whips Ricky Thompson into the ropes.

Ricky Thompson misses with a shoulderblock.

Ricky Thompson hits Demitri with a kick.

Ricky Thompson uses a cobra clutch suplex on Demitri.

The crowd is booing Ricky Thompson.

Ricky Thompson goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Demitri counters it with

a rana.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Nice counter by Demitri, but he can only get a two count.

 

 

Demitri steps away from his opponent and stares at the crowd.

The crowd is really behind Demitri.

Demitri executes a DDT on Ricky Thompson.

Demitri goes for a chokehold, but Ricky Thompson counters it with

a kick to the midsection.

Ricky Thompson takes Demitri down with a fisherman suplex.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Ricky Thompson whips Demitri into the ropes.

Ricky Thompson hits Demitri with an elbow.

Ricky Thompson throws Demitri out of the ring.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

nine, Demitri reenters the ring.

 

 

Nik Cain: Demitri takes full advantage of the ten count that time.

 

 

Ricky Thompson kicks Demitri.

Ricky Thompson chops Demitri.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Ricky Thompson kicks Demitri.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Demitri hits Ricky Thompson.

Ricky Thompson chops Demitri.

Demitri chops Ricky Thompson.

The crowd is really behind Demitri.

Demitri punches Ricky Thompson.

There are lots of chants for Demitri.

Demitri hits a swinging neckbreaker on Ricky Thompson.

The crowd is really behind Demitri.

Demitri puts Ricky Thompson in No Escape For The Wicked.

 

 

Nik Cain: That is a move he calls No Escape For The Wicked but, in this case, the ropes appear to be an easy escape, as he is way too close to them.

 

 

Ricky Thompson is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Ricky Thompson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.

Demitri goes for No Escape For The Wicked, but Ricky Thompson counters it with

a back elbow.

Quite a few boos are audible.

 

 

Nik Cain: Demitri tries to lock it back on but Thompson puts a stop to that with an elbow to the face.

 

 

Ricky Thompson takes Demitri down with a fisherman suplex.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Ricky Thompson complains about a slow count.

Ricky Thompson executes a tilt-a-whirl powerslam on Demitri.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Ricky Thompson goes for a stomachbreaker, but Demitri blocks it.

Demitri goes for No Escape For The Wicked, but Ricky Thompson counters it with

a back heel kick.

Ricky Thompson takes Demitri down with an atomic drop.

Ricky Thompson goes for a fallaway slam, but Demitri counters it with

a forearm smash.

Demitri chops Ricky Thompson.

Demitri kicks Ricky Thompson.

The crowd is cheering on Demitri.

Demitri executes a rolling German Suplex on Ricky Thompson.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Demitri hits Ricky Thompson with a DDT.

Demitri is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Demitri goes for a flying lariat, but Ricky Thompson ducks out of the way.

Ricky Thompson hits a fireman's carry into a flapjack on Demitri.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, shoulder up.

Ricky Thompson attempts to place Demitri on the turnbuckle, but Demitri

 blocks it.

Ricky Thompson throws Demitri out of the ring.

Ricky Thompson goes through the ropes.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  1.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  2.

Ricky Thompson throws Demitri back into the ring.

Ricky Thompson whips Demitri into the ropes, but Demitri reverses it.

Ricky Thompson hits Demitri with an elbow.

Ricky Thompson hits Demitri with an avalanche.

Ricky Thompson hits a top-rope Death Valley Driver on Demitri.

Quite a few boos are audible.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh...dear...lord!

 

 

Ricky Thompson leaps to the second turnbuckle and raises his arms.

Ricky Thompson is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Ricky Thompson executes the Pretty Boy Breaker on Demitri.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Pretty Boy Breaker on Demitri!

 

Nik Cain: Doesn’t that name sorta imply that it breaks pretty boys?

 

Kevin Cole: What?

 

Nik Cain: Nevermind.

 

 

Demitri tries to escape the hold.

Demitri tries to fight the pain.

Demitri is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Demitri tries to fight the pain.

Demitri submits after 34 seconds.

The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

 

The winner is Ricky Thompson. Time of match: 0:09:20

 

 

Kevin Cole: That is it! Demitri submits and Thompson is victorious in his FCW debut!

 

 

(Both men are struggling to get up under their own power. Ricky's able to get up and leave the ring to grab a chair. He then slides back in the ring and prepares to hit Demitri with the chair. Demitri comes from resting at a turnbuckle and turns to be met with a chair shot to his head. Demitri just stands there, unaffected, shaking his head. Ricky tries for another chair shot, but Demitri punches the chair into Ricky's face, knocking him down trying to regain his senses. Joshua Gardner runs to the ring and attacks Demitri. Demitri begins to fight back, but is soon overpowered. Cedric Donahue runs to the ring, trying to help Demitri. Ricky, who has gotten back up, hits Cedric with a chair while Joshua and continues beating on Demitri. From the crowd, a man who appears to be around 7'6" steps over the guardrail and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He has white face paint in the form of a skull and wears a black vest, wristbands, one glove, tights, and boots. Ricky turns around to see the man fly through the air and knock him down with a flying clothesline. Joshua picks up the chair dropped by Ricky and hits the man in the head with it, to no affect. Cedric comes from behind and turns Joshua around and executes the Neckbreaker DDT on Joshua. The man grabs Ricky by the throat and lifts him in a one-handed choke slam and slams him to the mat with a force heard around the building. Demitri picks Joshua up and delivers the Demon Killer to him. Cedric, Demitri, and the new guy then walk back to the locker rooms.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: The Legendary Pretty Boys are both down and out in the ring!

 

Nik Cain: Hey, live by the sword, die by the sword.

 

Kevin Cole: And who was that huge man that came out of the crowd?

 

Nik Cain: I’m not sure, though he does seem to fit the description of a wrestler I heard about who has been tearing his way through the indie circuit. In any case, he sure ain’t someone I’d want to piss off.

 

Kevin Cole: Well, the Pretty Boys have been helped out of the ring, so let’s get to our next match as Darian Blaze takes on Tony Montana!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Lauren Washington...

From Santa Monica, California...

Weighing in at 273 pounds...

 

"Mr. Moonlight" Darian Blaze

 

His opponent...

Hailing from Miami, Florida...

Weighing in at 210 pounds...

 

Tony Montana

 

 

They lock up.

Tony Montana goes for an armbar submission, but Darian Blaze blocks it.

Darian Blaze takes Tony Montana down with a kick to the groin.

Darian Blaze goes for a German suplex, but Tony Montana counters it with

an elbowsmash.

Tony Montana chops Darian Blaze.

Tony Montana kicks Darian Blaze.

Tony Montana is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Tony Montana kicks Darian Blaze.

The crowd is really behind Tony Montana.

 

 

Nik Cain: This one has started out as a brawl, which I think might be in the favor of the bigger, stronger Blaze.

 

 

Tony Montana whips Darian Blaze into the ropes.

Tony Montana hits Darian Blaze with a shoulderblock.

Tony Montana nails Darian Blaze with a flying clothesline.

Tony Montana whips Darian Blaze into the ropes.

Darian Blaze goes for an Asai moonsault, but Tony Montana counters it with

a Tombstone.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a counter!

 

 

Tony Montana attempts to place Darian Blaze on the turnbuckle, but Darian Blaze

 blocks it.

Tony Montana takes Darian Blaze down with a punch.

Tony Montana catches Darian Blaze in an armbar submission.

Darian Blaze is struggling to reach the ropes.

Darian Blaze is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Darian Blaze reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.

Tony Montana executes a flying clothesline on Darian Blaze.

Tony Montana executes an enzuigiri on Darian Blaze.

Tony Montana nails Darian Blaze with a springboard bulldog.

There are lots of chants for Tony Montana.

Tony Montana goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Darian Blaze

 counters it with a facerake.

Tony Montana takes Darian Blaze down with a kick to the groin.

 

 

Nik Cain: Blaze resorts to going for the eyes, and Montana resorts to going for the groin. When it comes to fighting dirty, you’re not gonna beat the N.W.O.

 

 

Tony Montana whips Darian Blaze into the ropes, but Darian Blaze reverses it.

Tony Montana hits Darian Blaze with a clothesline.

Tony Montana is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Tony Montana catches Darian Blaze in a scorpion deathlock.

Darian Blaze is struggling to reach the ropes.

Darian Blaze reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.

Tony Montana yells "Say hello to my little friend!"

The crowd is really behind Tony Montana.

Tony Montana goes for a fisherman suplex, but Darian Blaze counters it with

a small package.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Tony Montana goes for a punch, but Darian Blaze reverses it.

Darian Blaze nails Tony Montana with a guillotine drop onto the top rope.

Darian Blaze is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Darian Blaze goes for a standing moonsault, but Tony Montana counters it with

a kneelift.

Tony Montana goes for a tornado DDT, but Darian Blaze counters it with

a belly-to-back suplex.

Darian Blaze is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Nice suplex from Blaze but he can only get a one count.

 

 

Darian Blaze puts Tony Montana in a half boston crab.

Tony Montana is struggling to reach the ropes.

Tony Montana reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.

Darian Blaze sits back in the turnbuckle motioning to his opponent to bring it.

The crowd is cheering on Darian Blaze.

Darian Blaze whips Tony Montana into the ropes.

Darian Blaze hits Tony Montana with a clothesline.

Darian Blaze goes for a running diamond cutter, but Tony Montana blocks it.

Tony Montana punches Darian Blaze.

Tony Montana hits Darian Blaze.

Darian Blaze punches Tony Montana.

Darian Blaze hits Tony Montana.

Darian Blaze is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Tony Montana chops Darian Blaze.

Darian Blaze kicks Tony Montana.

The crowd is really behind Darian Blaze.

Darian Blaze hits Tony Montana.

There are lots of chants for Darian Blaze.

Tony Montana punches Darian Blaze.

Tony Montana hits Darian Blaze.

Darian Blaze kicks Tony Montana.

There are lots of chants for Darian Blaze.

Darian Blaze goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Tony Montana

 counters it with neck-scissors.

Tony Montana whips Darian Blaze into the ropes, but Darian Blaze reverses it.

Tony Montana hits Darian Blaze with a clothesline.

Tony Montana attempts to place Darian Blaze on the turnbuckle, but Darian Blaze

 blocks it.

Tony Montana attempts to place Darian Blaze on the turnbuckle, but Darian Blaze

 blocks it.

 

 

Nik Cain: Montana keeps trying to get Blaze to stay on the top turnbuckle, but Blaze is too strong and still has too much energy for him to do it.

 

 

Tony Montana catches Darian Blaze in an armbar submission.

Darian Blaze reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Tony Montana nails Darian Blaze with a flying clothesline.

Tony Montana nails Darian Blaze with flying headscissors.

Tony Montana executes a dropkick against the turnbuckle on Darian Blaze.

Tony Montana executes the Incarceration on Darian Blaze.

There are lots of chants for Tony Montana.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Incarceration! Incarceration on Blaze!

 

 

Tony Montana goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Kick out! Blaze kicked out!

 

Nik Cain: That is one of the best finishers in the business. Anyone who can kick out of it is okay in my book.

 

 

Tony Montana hits Darian Blaze with a piledriver.

Tony Montana locks Darian Blaze in an armbar submission.

Darian Blaze reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Tony Montana throws Darian Blaze out of the ring.

Tony Montana jumps onto him with a baseball slide.

Tony Montana sets up a table.

Tony Montana whips Darian Blaze into the guardrail.

Jeff Davis counts:  1.

Tony Montana reenters the ring.

Darian Blaze follows him back in.

Tony Montana hits a dropkick on Darian Blaze.

Tony Montana leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Tony Montana runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.

Tony Montana takes Darian Blaze down with a dropkick.

Tony Montana hits a shooting star press on Darian Blaze.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Great aerial maneuver from Montana, but it’s not enough to put Blaze away!

 

 

Tony Montana whips Darian Blaze into the turnbuckle.

Tony Montana runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Darian Blaze lifts his

 knee.

Darian Blaze runs into the ropes.

Darian Blaze goes for a running diamond cutter, but Tony Montana blocks it.

Tony Montana goes for a running power bomb, but Darian Blaze counters it with

a small package.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Darian Blaze nails Tony Montana with a power bomb into a neckbreaker.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

Tony Montana hits Darian Blaze with flying headscissors.

Tony Montana kicks Darian Blaze.

There are lots of chants for Tony Montana.

Tony Montana punches Darian Blaze.

There are lots of chants for Tony Montana.

Tony Montana hits Darian Blaze with a bodyslam.

Jeff Davis removes the chair from the ring.

Tony Montana uses a flying legdrop on Darian Blaze.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Tony Montana nails Darian Blaze with rolling clothesline.

Tony Montana is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Two near falls! So close, but not close enough!

 

 

Tony Montana executes a flying clothesline on Darian Blaze.

Tony Montana is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Tony Montana takes Darian Blaze down with a springboard bulldog.

The crowd is cheering on Tony Montana.

Tony Montana goes for a springboard dropkick, but Darian Blaze side-steps and

Tony Montana only hits air.

The crowd is going crazy.

Darian Blaze gets the torture rack on Tony Montana.

Tony Montana tries to escape the hold.

Tony Montana is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Tony Montana tries to fight the pain.

Tony Montana is writhing in pain.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Blaze is really cranking on that torture rack but Montana refuses to quit!

 

 

Jeff Davis tells Tony Montana to respond or he'll stop the fight.

Tony Montana nods.

Jeff Davis asks Tony Montana if he's had enough.

Tony Montana shakes his head.

Jeff Davis asks Tony Montana if he's had enough.

Tony Montana shakes his head.

Jeff Davis asks Tony Montana if he's had enough.

Tony Montana shakes his head.

Jeff Davis asks Tony Montana if he's still there.

Tony Montana nods.

Jeff Davis tells Tony Montana to respond or he'll stop the fight.

Tony Montana nods.

Tony Montana breaks the hold after 50 seconds.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Montana finally fights his way out of the hold!

 

Nik Cain: But you can tell his back is hurting.

 

 

Tony Montana chops Darian Blaze.

Tony Montana has the crowd going wild.

Tony Montana chops Darian Blaze.

Tony Montana has the crowd going wild.

Darian Blaze kicks Tony Montana.

The crowd is behind Darian Blaze all the way.

Darian Blaze punches Tony Montana.

The chants for Darian Blaze are deafening.

Tony Montana chops Darian Blaze.

The crowd is going crazy.

Tony Montana punches Darian Blaze.

Tony Montana has the crowd going wild.

Tony Montana executes the Diamond Cutter on Darian Blaze.

Tony Montana nails Darian Blaze with a kick to the midsection.

Tony Montana uses a springboard dropkick on Darian Blaze.

Tony Montana executes the Incarceration on Darian Blaze.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Incarceration again!

 

 

Tony Montana goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.

The crowd is going crazy.

 

The winner is Tony Montana. Time of match: 0:09:43

 

 

Kevin Cole: And two Incarcerations proved to be too much for Blaze! We have got to take a break! Stay tuned!

 

 

(A camera is switched on to reveal a dark dank cellar deep in the heart of one of the arena. The jerky handheld camera pans round to reveal old wooden crates and rubbish strewn on a rough wooden floor. The camera focuses on a bizarre trail of black blood-like liquid that traces a circular pattern and forms a strange occult symbol on the floor.

 

"Put the camera on me you cretin!" a voice hisses. The camera jerks round and shakily points at a small, cloaked figure masked in shadows. The man is sat on an elaborate throne. By each side sits a beautiful scantily clad woman, although their bodies cannot be clearly seen because of the darkness of the room. The only light is provided by flickering torches that are fixed to the surrounding wall.

 

The man's maniacal grin and eerie glaring eyes cut through the darkness. Then he speaks: "People of the FCW I am here to put into motion phase one of my ultimate purpose. I have chosen your federation as the site where I will begin to conduct my business. My plans are incomprehensible to minds such as yours. Yet know this - he is coming. My instrument of destruction is about to cast his shadow over you and nothing will be the same again."

 

From behind the throne a much larger and taller figure seems to emerge from nowhere. Largely silhouetted, the only clear features that can be seen of this intimidating man are his piercing eyes and wild hair. Yet as the jerky handheld camera backs away a low growling sound seems to be being made from the larger man who stands with his hand resting on the throne in front of him.

 

The camera-operator seems to be slowly backing out of the room. But as the two figures fade into the distance, the man leans forward from the throne and shouts an ominous warning: "Remember the time draws near. The countdown to your destruction has begun. Scourge is coming, SCOURGE IS COMING!!!)

 

 

(Commercials) 

 

 

Kevin Cole: We are back and...

 

 

NEW WORLD ORDER!!!

(With that Shawn Michaels, The Fellas, Rose Morris and Alex DiGiacomo come down to the ring. Shawn is still sporting The TV Title. But anyway, he is in the ring with two surprise guests.)

Shawn: HELLO CRACKWHORES! Now, I was sitting back chillin at my crib wit my homies when I saw something. I saw Dockers Interview. He said he was going to mace me. So, as you can see I went to James Crawford. I told him I'm a Sports Entertainer, not a wrestler and should get some back-up. After he called me a girl, I was given protection. Mr. Crawford gave me C Dogg and Lil Flava for as long as Jean is running around with his mace.

Alex: But that’s not all!

Shawn: Nope!

Young Gotti: You mean there’s more!

Alex: That’s right my Italian Stereotype!

Tony: Well, that certainly rules.

Shawn: Yeah, remember those peachy cookies Rose baked?

Tony: The ones that made us go to the bathroom?

Shawn: The very ones! We were just testing them. And thanks to you we know they work. Now, all we have to do is watch this.

(Cuts to a bathroom door that reads Men’s on it. The door opens and out walks Jean holding his stomach. Then from the ceiling drops Quacks. He grabs a hold of Jean’s face as a cat would do. The smell of Quacks un-washed thong knocks Jean out. It’s then when Quacks places Jean on a toilet and proceeds to give Jean a lap dance. Like Quacks is actually standing on Jeans lap doing the stripper dance.)

Shawn: Thank you. As you can see as Sports Entertainers, we here at The NWO believe that is the kind of stuff you want to see. Oh, and Jean you have been Entertained.

 

(The N.W.O. music plays again as they leave the ring.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness!     

 

Nik Cain: Not only do I think that Michaels and company are messing with the wrong guy, I now seem to be suffering from a case of hysterical blindness.

 

Kevin Cole: Well, up next we have tag team action as the Sociopaths take on...uh...Phil.

 

Nik Cain: Oblivion, Zane, and Cannon are arguably the three most insane individuals currently competing in FCW and Kommon Sense ain’t exactly Mr. Sanity himself. This one should be good.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

At a total combined weight of 462 pounds...

 

Phil

 

Their opponents...

Led to the ring by Local who was paid $50 to watch our backs...

At a total combined weight of 602 pounds...

 

The Sociopaths

 

 

They lock up.

KC "Loose" Cannon enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Oblivion enters the ring, but gets cut off.

KC "Loose" Cannon uses an Asai moonsault on Justin Zane.

A small "KC "Loose" Cannon" chant is being started.

Kommon Sense executes a flying headbutt on Justin Zane.

 

 

Nik Cain: The Sociopaths waste no time. They start double-teaming Zane as soon as the bell rings. 

 

 

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.

KC "Loose" Cannon leaves the ring.

Kommon Sense runs into the ropes.

Justin Zane hits Kommon Sense with an elbow.

Justin Zane whips Kommon Sense into the turnbuckle, but Kommon Sense

 reverses it.

Kommon Sense charges in with the Running Forearm Smash, but Justin Zane

 moves out of the way.

Justin Zane whips Kommon Sense into the ropes.

Kommon Sense misses with a clothesline.

Justin Zane and Kommon Sense get hit with a double clothesline.

Justin Zane goes for an anklelock submission, but Kommon Sense counters it with

a backward kick.

Kommon Sense goes for a slingshot facebuster, but Justin Zane counters it with

a vertical suplex.

Kommon Sense re-reverses it.

Kommon Sense nails Justin Zane with the Running Forearm Smash.

Kommon Sense is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Kommon Sense places Justin Zane on the turnbuckle.

Kommon Sense goes for the SocioBomb, but Justin Zane counters it with

an elbowsmash.

 

 

Nik Cain: Kommon Sense was looking for the SocioBomb but Zane still has way too much energy to allow that to happen.

 

 

Kommon Sense hits a rolling kick on Justin Zane.

Kommon Sense tags out to KC "Loose" Cannon.

KC "Loose" Cannon hits Justin Zane with a vertical facebuster.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.

KC "Loose" Cannon goes for a vertical suplex driver, but Justin Zane blocks it.

Justin Zane tags out to Oblivion.

Oblivion and Justin Zane hit KC "Loose" Cannon with a double DDT.

Justin Zane attempts to place KC "Loose" Cannon on the turnbuckle, but

KC "Loose" Cannon blocks it.

Justin Zane leaves the ring.

Oblivion nails KC "Loose" Cannon with a clothesline.

Oblivion whips KC "Loose" Cannon into the ropes.

KC "Loose" Cannon hits Oblivion with a shoulderblock.

KC "Loose" Cannon bangs his head against the turnbuckle.

A small "KC "Loose" Cannon" chant is being started.

 

 

Kevin Cole: I will never understand these fans.

 

Nik Cain: And I will never understand your love of the JC Penny catalogue.

 

Kevin Cole: Shut up!

 

 

KC "Loose" Cannon goes for a clawhold, but Oblivion counters it with a low blow.

Oblivion takes KC "Loose" Cannon down with a spinebuster slam.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

Oblivion uses a rabbit punch on KC "Loose" Cannon.

Oblivion attempts to place KC "Loose" Cannon on the turnbuckle, but

KC "Loose" Cannon blocks it.

Oblivion tags out to Justin Zane.

Kommon Sense enters the ring, but gets cut off.

Oblivion hits KC "Loose" Cannon with a clothesline.

Justin Zane puts KC "Loose" Cannon in an airplane spin.

KC "Loose" Cannon is valiantly trying to break the hold.

KC "Loose" Cannon breaks the hold after 8 seconds.

Oblivion leaves the ring.

KC "Loose" Cannon uses a diving elbow smash on Justin Zane.

KC "Loose" Cannon tags out to Kommon Sense.

KC "Loose" Cannon takes Justin Zane down with a rolling kick.

Kommon Sense takes Justin Zane down with a belly-to-back suplex.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a suplex! Kommon Sense is so big and powerful!

 

Nik Cain: A definite advantage against the relatively small team of Oblivion and Zane.

 

 

Kommon Sense and KC "Loose" Cannon whip Justin Zane into the ropes.

They hit Justin Zane with a double kick to the midsection.

Oblivion enters the ring and throws KC "Loose" Cannon out of the ring.

Oblivion executes the drop toe hold onto a chair on Kommon Sense.

The crowd is starting to get behind Oblivion.

Oblivion leaves the ring.

Justin Zane takes Kommon Sense down with an Asai leg lariat.

Justin Zane tags out to Oblivion.

Oblivion puts Kommon Sense in a double armbar submission.

Kommon Sense reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Oblivion nails Kommon Sense with a legsweep faceslam.

The crowd is starting to get behind Oblivion.

Oblivion goes for a backspin DDT, but Kommon Sense counters it with

a belly-to-belly suplex.

Kommon Sense tags out to KC "Loose" Cannon.

 

 

Nik Cain: Both teams utilizing quick tags. The Sociopaths are a veteran team but I am a little surprised to see Phil working so well together.

 

 

KC "Loose" Cannon and Kommon Sense hit Oblivion with a double bulldog headlock.

KC "Loose" Cannon and Kommon Sense whip Oblivion into the ropes.

They hit Oblivion with a double clothesline.

Kommon Sense leaves the ring.

KC "Loose" Cannon runs into the ropes.

Oblivion nails KC "Loose" Cannon with a thrust kick to the head.

Oblivion hits a legsweep faceslam on KC "Loose" Cannon.

Oblivion executes a standing moonsault on KC "Loose" Cannon.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Oblivion nails KC "Loose" Cannon with a dropkick to the groin.

Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my!

 

 

Oblivion gets a bow-and-arrow Dragon Sleeper on KC "Loose" Cannon.

KC "Loose" Cannon is valiantly trying to break the hold.

KC "Loose" Cannon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.

Oblivion uses a standing moonsault on KC "Loose" Cannon.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Oblivion runs into the ropes.

KC "Loose" Cannon hits Oblivion with a backdrop.

KC "Loose" Cannon is going for the pin.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.

KC "Loose" Cannon whips Oblivion into the ropes, but Oblivion reverses it.

KC "Loose" Cannon nails Oblivion with a flying clothesline.

The crowd is starting to get behind KC "Loose" Cannon.

KC "Loose" Cannon bangs his head against the turnbuckle.

The crowd is starting to get behind KC "Loose" Cannon.

KC "Loose" Cannon nails Oblivion with a Hotshot.

KC "Loose" Cannon tags out to Kommon Sense.

KC "Loose" Cannon goes for an Asai moonsault, but Oblivion side-steps and

KC "Loose" Cannon only hits air.

KC "Loose" Cannon rolls out of the ring.

Oblivion whips Kommon Sense into the ropes, but Kommon Sense reverses it.

Oblivion nails Kommon Sense with rolling clothesline.

Oblivion leaves the ring.

He returns with the Razor scooter.

Oblivion hits him with the Razor scooter.

Robert Loggia throws the Razor scooter out of the ring.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Look at that scooter!

 

Nik Cain: Oblivion wrapped that cheap piece of crap around the massive frame of Kommon Sense. He was barely phased but that scooter will never ride again.

 

 

Oblivion runs into the ropes.

Kommon Sense misses with an elbow.

Kommon Sense takes Oblivion down with a backbreaker.

Kommon Sense beats his head with his fists.

The crowd is cheering on Kommon Sense.

Kommon Sense places Oblivion on the turnbuckle.

Kommon Sense takes Oblivion down with a top-rope choke slam.

The crowd is cheering on Kommon Sense.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a move!

 

Nik Cain: Kommon Sense using the ring to his advantage. He placed Oblivion on the top turnbuckle to get even more height on that choke slam. And Oblivion is definitely feeling the effects of it.

 

 

Kommon Sense executes a Hotshot on Oblivion.

Kommon Sense is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Kommon Sense whips Oblivion into the turnbuckle, but Oblivion reverses it.

Oblivion charges into the corner, but Kommon Sense moves out of the way.

Kommon Sense executes a flying clothesline on Oblivion.

Kommon Sense runs into the ropes.

Kommon Sense misses with an elbow.

Kommon Sense uses a thrust kick to the head on Oblivion.

Kommon Sense is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Kommon Sense goes for a splash, but Oblivion gets his knees up.

Justin Zane enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Oblivion and Justin Zane whip Kommon Sense into the ropes.

They attempt to hit Kommon Sense with a double fist to the midsection, but he

 counters it with a double clothesline.

Justin Zane leaves the ring.

Kommon Sense goes for a clawhold, but Oblivion blocks it.

Oblivion punches Kommon Sense.

Oblivion punches Kommon Sense.

Oblivion punches Kommon Sense.

The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oblivion is like a lumberjack trying to chop down a tree!

 

 

Oblivion whips Kommon Sense into the turnbuckle, but Kommon Sense reverses it.

Oblivion comes back, but is met with a clothesline.

Kommon Sense hits Oblivion with a belly-to-belly suplex.

Kommon Sense is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Kommon Sense hits Oblivion with a flying clothesline.

The crowd is cheering on Kommon Sense.

Kommon Sense puts Oblivion in the Ziplock.

Oblivion is struggling to reach the ropes.

Oblivion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Kommon Sense whips Oblivion into the ropes.

Oblivion hits Kommon Sense with an elbow.

Oblivion goes for a DDT, but Kommon Sense blocks it.

Kommon Sense whips Oblivion into the ropes.

Oblivion takes Kommon Sense down with a backspin DDT.

The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.

Oblivion whips Kommon Sense into the ropes, but Kommon Sense reverses it.

Oblivion hits Kommon Sense with a kick.

Oblivion tags out to Justin Zane.

Oblivion goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Kommon Sense counters it with

a faceslam.

Kommon Sense is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Oblivion rolls out of the ring.

Kommon Sense goes for an avalanche, but Justin Zane counters it with

a kick to the head.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Kommon Sense ran right into a boot from Zane!

 

 

Justin Zane throws Kommon Sense out of the ring.

Robert Loggia counts: one, two, Kommon Sense reenters the ring.

Justin Zane hits Kommon Sense.

The crowd is cheering on Justin Zane.

Justin Zane kicks Kommon Sense.

Justin Zane is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Kommon Sense hits Justin Zane.

Kommon Sense is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Kommon Sense punches Justin Zane.

Kommon Sense is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Kommon Sense uses a back elbow on Justin Zane.

Kommon Sense uses a dropkick to the face on Justin Zane.

 

 

Nik Cain: There ain’t a lot of men his size who can get that kind of height on a drop kick.

 

 

Kommon Sense nails Justin Zane with a splash.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Kommon Sense goes for a single-arm DDT, but Justin Zane blocks it.

Justin Zane nails Kommon Sense with an eye poke.

Kommon Sense goes for a single-arm DDT, but Justin Zane blocks it.

Justin Zane goes for a chokehold, but Kommon Sense counters it with a facerake.

Kommon Sense uses a Hotshot on Justin Zane.

Kommon Sense is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Kommon Sense hits Justin Zane with a single-arm DDT.

There are lots of chants for Kommon Sense.

Kommon Sense hits Justin Zane with a facerake.

Kommon Sense nails Justin Zane with a power bomb.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Kommon Sense places Justin Zane on the turnbuckle.

Kommon Sense hits Justin Zane with a double underhook superplex.

Robert Loggia counts: One, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: I can’t believe Zane kicked out in one after that move!

 

Nik Cain: Neither can I.

 

 

Kommon Sense whips Justin Zane into the ropes.

Justin Zane takes Kommon Sense down with a jumping elbow thrust.

Justin Zane tags out to Oblivion.

Justin Zane goes for Union Jack Neckbreaker, but Kommon Sense blocks it.

Justin Zane rolls out of the ring.

Kommon Sense uses a guillotine drop onto the top rope on Oblivion.

Kommon Sense punches Oblivion.

Kommon Sense is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Kommon Sense punches Oblivion.

There are lots of chants for Kommon Sense.

Kommon Sense goes for a Hotshot, but Oblivion counters it with a lariat.

In turn, Kommon Sense counters it with a Gorilla Press.

The crowd is really behind Kommon Sense.

KC "Loose" Cannon enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Kommon Sense and KC "Loose" Cannon hit Oblivion with a double power bomb.

KC "Loose" Cannon nails Oblivion with a rolling kick.

Kommon Sense goes for a backdrop driver, but Oblivion counters it with

a backward kick.

KC "Loose" Cannon leaves the ring.

Oblivion uses a double arm DDT on Kommon Sense.

Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Oblivion yells "Again! Again!".

Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Oblivion goes for the eND, but Kommon Sense counters it with a backdrop.

KC "Loose" Cannon enters the ring.

KC "Loose" Cannon and Kommon Sense hit Oblivion with the Pure Insanity DDT.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a move!

 

 

Kommon Sense goes for the pin.

The crowd is really behind Kommon Sense.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.

The crowd is really behind Kommon Sense.

 

The winners are KC "Loose" Cannon and Kommon Sense. Time of match: 0:11:51

 

 

Nik Cain: And that move proved to be enough to put Oblivion away.

 

Kevin Cole: Next up is the debut of the other member of the Legendary Pretty Boys, Joshua Gardner! He’ll be taking on Cedric Donahue!

 

Nik Cain: This should be another good one. Gardner is an accomplished veteran to say the least while Donahue is a rookie rapidly rising to the top of the sport.

 

Kevin Cole: Let’s get to the ring!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Hailing from Hollywood, California...

Weighing in at 267 pounds...

 

"Gorgeous" Joshua Gardner

 

His opponent...

Led to the ring by Michael Cross...

From Anchorage, Alaska...

Weighing in at 268 pounds...

 

"Elite" Cedric Donahue

 

 

They lock up.

Joshua Gardner goes for a running powerslam, but Cedric Donahue blocks it.

Cedric Donahue hits Joshua Gardner.

Cedric Donahue hits Joshua Gardner.

Cedric Donahue goes for the torture rack, but Joshua Gardner counters it with

a facerake.

Joshua Gardner throws Cedric Donahue out of the ring.

Joshua Gardner goes through the ropes.

Joshua Gardner sets up a table.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

 

 

Nik Cain: It didn’t take long for this one to spill outside.

 

 

Cedric Donahue nails Joshua Gardner with an Arabian Facebuster.

Harry Buttcheek counts:  1.

Cedric Donahue stands with both his arms outstretched looking at the fans.

The crowd is starting to get behind Cedric Donahue.

Cedric Donahue knocks Joshua Gardner into the ringsteps.

Cedric Donahue goes for an arm-hook DDT, but Joshua Gardner blocks it.

Joshua Gardner goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Cedric Donahue

 counters it with a crucifix.

Cedric Donahue sets up Joshua Gardner on the table.

Cedric Donahue tries to drive Joshua Gardner through the table with

an electric chair suplex, but he blocks it.

Joshua Gardner takes Cedric Donahue down with an armdrag takedown.

Harry Buttcheek counts:  2.

Cedric Donahue is busted wide open.

Harry Buttcheek counts:  3.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Harry Buttcheek counts:  4.

Joshua Gardner sets up Cedric Donahue on the table.

Joshua Gardner executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table.

The table is broken in half.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh...dear...lord!

 

Nik Cain: That will definitely leave a mark.

 

 

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Harry Buttcheek counts:  5.

Joshua Gardner knocks Cedric Donahue into the ringsteps.

The crowd is booing Joshua Gardner.

Joshua Gardner reenters the ring.

Cedric Donahue follows him back in.

Cedric Donahue brings the table into the ring.

Cedric Donahue goes for the Liger Bomb, but Joshua Gardner counters it with

a backdrop.

Joshua Gardner is going for the pin.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Joshua Gardner sets up Cedric Donahue on the table.

Joshua Gardner tries to drive Cedric Donahue through the table with

a top-rope Death Valley Driver, but he blocks it.

Cedric Donahue puts Joshua Gardner in a full nelson.

Joshua Gardner reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.

Cedric Donahue places Joshua Gardner on the turnbuckle.

Cedric Donahue hits Joshua Gardner with a super fisherman buster.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a move! But Gardner gets the shoulder up!

 

 

Cedric Donahue hits an Exploder suplex on Joshua Gardner.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Cedric Donahue takes Joshua Gardner down with a tiger driver.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Cedric Donahue goes for an Exploder suplex, but Joshua Gardner blocks it.

Joshua Gardner whips Cedric Donahue into the ropes.

Cedric Donahue misses with a clothesline.

Joshua Gardner goes for a spinning power bomb, but Cedric Donahue

 counters it with a bulldog.

In turn, Joshua Gardner counters it with a low blow.

Joshua Gardner runs into the ropes.

Joshua Gardner hits Cedric Donahue with a kick.

Joshua Gardner hits Cedric Donahue with a Tombstone.

The crowd is booing Joshua Gardner.

Joshua Gardner whips Cedric Donahue into the ropes.

Joshua Gardner goes for a spinning power bomb, but Cedric Donahue

 counters it with a bulldog.

The crowd is starting to get behind Cedric Donahue.

Cedric Donahue executes a crucifix power bomb on Joshua Gardner.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Cedric Donahue stands with both his arms outstretched looking at the fans.

The crowd is starting to get behind Cedric Donahue.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Another near fall for Donahue!

 

Nik Cain: But he’s wasting time here. He has to stay on Gardner.

 

 

Cedric Donahue throws Joshua Gardner out of the ring.

Cedric Donahue goes for a baseball slide, but Joshua Gardner

 moves out of the way.

Cedric Donahue is out cold.

Harry Buttcheek counts:  1.

Joshua Gardner whips Cedric Donahue into the guardrail.

Harry Buttcheek counts:  2.

Joshua Gardner knocks Cedric Donahue into the ringsteps.

Joshua Gardner goes for a Vader attack, but Cedric Donahue counters it with

a fist to the midsection.

Harry Buttcheek counts:  3.

Cedric Donahue reenters the ring.

Joshua Gardner follows him back in.

Joshua Gardner brings the table into the ring.

Joshua Gardner whips Cedric Donahue into the ropes.

Joshua Gardner hits Cedric Donahue with a shoulderblock.

Joshua Gardner whips Cedric Donahue into the ropes, but Cedric Donahue

 reverses it.

Cedric Donahue executes a superkick on Joshua Gardner.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a kick!

 

Nik Cain: Donahue connected with that one right on Gardner’s temple.

 

 

Cedric Donahue goes for a crossleg suspended deathlock, but Joshua Gardner

 blocks it.

Joshua Gardner nails Cedric Donahue with a fireman's carry into a flapjack.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Cedric Donahue is bleeding like a faucet.

Joshua Gardner goes for an atomic drop, but Cedric Donahue blocks it.

Cedric Donahue runs into the ropes.

Joshua Gardner hits Cedric Donahue with an elbow.

Joshua Gardner goes for a spear, but Cedric Donahue side-steps and

Joshua Gardner only hits air.

The crowd is cheering on Cedric Donahue.

Cedric Donahue uses a T-Bone Suplex on Joshua Gardner.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Cedric Donahue goes for an arm-hook DDT, but Joshua Gardner blocks it.

Joshua Gardner kicks Cedric Donahue.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Joshua Gardner chops Cedric Donahue.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Joshua Gardner punches Cedric Donahue.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Joshua Gardner hits Cedric Donahue with a spinning backbreaker.

The crowd is booing Joshua Gardner.

Joshua Gardner nails Cedric Donahue with a spinning power bomb.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Joshua Gardner sets up Cedric Donahue on the table.

Joshua Gardner tries to drive Cedric Donahue through the table with

a belly-to-back superplex, but he blocks it.

Cedric Donahue attempts to place Joshua Gardner on the turnbuckle, but

Joshua Gardner blocks it.

Cedric Donahue hits Joshua Gardner with an Exploder suplex.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Cedric Donahue nails Joshua Gardner with a spinebuster slam.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Cedric Donahue sets up Joshua Gardner on the table.

Cedric Donahue executes an Arabian Facebuster through the table.

The table is broken in half.

The crowd is going crazy.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh...dear...lord!

 

Nik Cain: Donahue just made a sandwich with Gardner’s head as the meat and a steel chair and a table for bread.

 

 

Cedric Donahue is going for the pin.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Cedric Donahue goes for the torture rack, but Joshua Gardner counters it with

an elbowsmash.

Joshua Gardner runs into the ropes.

Cedric Donahue uses a spinning power bomb on Joshua Gardner.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Cedric Donahue stands with both his arms outstretched looking at the fans.

The crowd is going crazy.

Cedric Donahue whips Joshua Gardner into the turnbuckle.

Joshua Gardner comes back, but is met with an elbow.

Cedric Donahue executes a tiger driver on Joshua Gardner.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Cedric Donahue whips Joshua Gardner into the turnbuckle.

Joshua Gardner comes back, but is met with an elbow.

Cedric Donahue executes a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker on Joshua Gardner.

Cedric Donahue runs into the ropes.

Cedric Donahue misses with a kick.

Joshua Gardner hits Cedric Donahue with a powerslam.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Joshua Gardner hits a double underhook backbreaker on Cedric Donahue.

A fan at ringside badmouths Joshua Gardner.

 

 

Nik Cain: Another backbreaker by Gardner. Gardner likes to focus much of his attack on the lower back since that is the area of the body his finisher focuses on the most.

 

 

Joshua Gardner executes a running power bomb on Cedric Donahue.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Joshua Gardner puts Cedric Donahue in an achilles tendon hold.

Cedric Donahue is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Cedric Donahue is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Cedric Donahue is struggling to reach the ropes.

Cedric Donahue reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.

Joshua Gardner takes Cedric Donahue down with a back heel kick.

Joshua Gardner nails Cedric Donahue with a double arm DDT.

The crowd is booing Joshua Gardner.

Joshua Gardner is going for the pin.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Joshua Gardner hits Cedric Donahue with a back elbow.

Joshua Gardner attempts to place Cedric Donahue on the turnbuckle, but

Cedric Donahue blocks it.

Joshua Gardner hits Cedric Donahue.

A fan at ringside badmouths Joshua Gardner.

Joshua Gardner kicks Cedric Donahue.

Joshua Gardner is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

Joshua Gardner hits Cedric Donahue.

Joshua Gardner hits a back heel kick on Cedric Donahue.

Joshua Gardner goes for a fireman's carry into a flapjack, but Cedric Donahue

 counters it with a crucifix.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: So close!

 

 

Cedric Donahue leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Cedric Donahue sets up the chair.

Cedric Donahue goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Joshua Gardner

 counters it with a DDT.

Joshua Gardner goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Cedric Donahue blocks it.

Cedric Donahue hits Joshua Gardner with a series of kicks to the midsection.

Cedric Donahue goes for the torture rack, but Joshua Gardner counters it with

a facerake.

Joshua Gardner runs into the ropes.

Cedric Donahue hits Joshua Gardner with a backdrop.

Joshua Gardner falls out of the ring.

Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Joshua Gardner

 reenters the ring.

Cedric Donahue whips Joshua Gardner into the turnbuckle.

Cedric Donahue charges in with a superkick, but Joshua Gardner

 moves out of the way.

Harry Buttcheek removes the chair from the ring.

Joshua Gardner whips Cedric Donahue into the turnbuckle.

Joshua Gardner charges into the corner, but Cedric Donahue moves out of the way.

Cedric Donahue locks Joshua Gardner in an armbar submission.

Joshua Gardner reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.

Cedric Donahue uses an arm-hook DDT on Joshua Gardner.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.

Cedric Donahue has the crowd going wild.

 

The winner is Cedric Donahue. Time of match: 0:12:00

 

 

Kevin Cole: Donahue got him!

 

Nik Cain: Another impressive win for Donahue. Gardner looked good, showing no signs of ring rust but will, no doubt, still be disappointed with his debut here tonight.

 

 

(The scene cuts to the backstage area where we see Mark Payne walking down a hallway. From the back we see Samson turning the corner. In his hand he carries an almost familiar weapon; a weapon that looks to have been given to him by someone. A weapon that is bent and twisted and covered in dried blood. That weapon is a steel chair wrapped in barbed wire. He creeps from behind and raises the chair high into the air, then sending it crashing into the back of the head of Payne. Payne hits the ground like a dead body. Samson begins to pound on his body with the chair. Scratches and cuts are now visible on the body of Payne. Samson pushes his limp body over against the wall. He lines up his chair shot and slams his head in between the chair and the wall. A crimson puddle begins to form on the floor beneath Payne. Samson throws the chair onto his body and as the camera fades we see Samson's name spray painted over another man’s name who is quite not visible.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: The World Champion has just been mugged!

 

Nik Cain: Samson was wise to wait until Gardner, the brains of the LPB, was indisposed in the ring.

 

Kevin Cole: Well, Samson will be meeting Payne again in out four way mixed tag main event but first, Shawn Michaels against the Paladin!

 

Nik Cain: Personality-wise, these two are about as opposite as you can get. In the ring, both are fairly well rounded, but Paladin relies more on strength while Michaels relies more on speed and intelligence.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Rose Morris and Alex DiGiacomo...

Fighting out of San Antonio, TX...

Weighing in at 249 pounds...

 

"Made From the Best Stuff on Earth" Shawn Michaels

 

His opponent...

From Edinburgh, Scotland...

Weighing in at 309 pounds...

 

The Paladin

 

 

They lock up.

Shawn Michaels takes The Paladin down with a kick to the midsection.

Shawn Michaels goes for a moonsault bodyblock, but The Paladin counters it with

a Tombstone.

In turn, Shawn Michaels counters it with a slidedown.

Shawn Michaels goes for a back suplex, but The Paladin counters it with

a bulldog.

The Paladin is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

The Paladin hits Shawn Michaels with a flying axhandle.

The Paladin is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

The Paladin whips Shawn Michaels into the turnbuckle, but Shawn Michaels

 reverses it.

The Paladin comes back and rocks Shawn Michaels with an elbow.

Shawn Michaels begs off.

The Paladin hits Shawn Michaels with a power bomb.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

The Paladin makes the sign of the cross.

The Paladin is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

 

 

Nik Cain: Some of these fans really support The Paladin and his beliefs. Of course, other people throw garbage at him. It’s an interesting statement on the diversity of our crowds.

 

 

The Paladin whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes, but Shawn Michaels reverses it.

The Paladin takes Shawn Michaels down with a flying clothesline.

The Paladin makes the sign of the cross.

The Paladin is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

The Paladin hits a European uppercut on Shawn Michaels.

Shawn Michaels begs off.

The Paladin goes for the torture rack, but Shawn Michaels counters it with

a facerake.

Shawn Michaels goes for an inverted atomic drop, but The Paladin blocks it.

The Paladin goes for an electric chair suplex, but Shawn Michaels

 counters it with a Victory Roll.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Shawn Michaels complains about a slow count.

The Paladin executes an inside cradle on Shawn Michaels.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Nik Cain: Michaels’ attitude gets him in trouble and it almost cost him a match right there.

 

 

The Paladin goes for a sleeperhold, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.

Shawn Michaels nails The Paladin with a kick to the midsection.

Shawn Michaels whips The Paladin into the ropes.

Shawn Michaels hits The Paladin with a shoulderblock.

Shawn Michaels goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but The Paladin blocks it.

The Paladin uses a dropkick on Shawn Michaels.

The Paladin hits Shawn Michaels.

The crowd is cheering on The Paladin.

The Paladin chops Shawn Michaels.

The crowd is cheering on The Paladin.

The Paladin goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Shawn Michaels

 counters it with a facerake.

Shawn Michaels whips The Paladin into the ropes, but The Paladin reverses it.

Shawn Michaels nails The Paladin with a flying clothesline.

Shawn Michaels is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Shawn Michaels runs into the ropes.

The Paladin misses with a kick.

The Paladin uses a side suplex on Shawn Michaels.

The Paladin goes for a cobra clutch, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.

Shawn Michaels executes a forearm smash on The Paladin.

Shawn Michaels goes for a piledriver, but The Paladin blocks it.

The Paladin whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes, but Shawn Michaels reverses it.

Shawn Michaels hits The Paladin with a kick.

Shawn Michaels goes for an inverted atomic drop, but The Paladin blocks it.

The Paladin hits Shawn Michaels with a dropkick.

The Paladin catches Shawn Michaels in an anklelock submission.

 

 

Kevin Cole: The Paladin is really cranking back on that ankle lock!

 

Nik Cain: Michaels needs to reach the ropes or he will have no choice but to tap.

 

 

Shawn Michaels is struggling to reach the ropes.

Shawn Michaels reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.

The Paladin goes for a slingshot suplex, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.

Shawn Michaels executes a clothesline on The Paladin.

Shawn Michaels goes for a dropkick, but The Paladin side-steps and

Shawn Michaels only hits air.

The Paladin executes an electric chair suplex on Shawn Michaels.

The crowd is really behind The Paladin.

The Paladin whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes, but Shawn Michaels reverses it.

Shawn Michaels misses with a shoulderblock.

The Paladin misses with a kick.

The Paladin hits a flying clothesline on Shawn Michaels.

There are lots of chants for The Paladin.

The Paladin goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.

Shawn Michaels hits The Paladin with a clothesline.

Shawn Michaels whips The Paladin into the ropes.

Shawn Michaels hits The Paladin with a kick.

Shawn Michaels whips The Paladin into the ropes, but The Paladin reverses it.

Shawn Michaels nails The Paladin with a clothesline.

Shawn Michaels whips The Paladin into the turnbuckle.

The Paladin comes back and rocks Shawn Michaels with an elbow.

The Paladin goes for a powerslam, but Shawn Michaels counters it with

a swinging neckbreaker.

Shawn Michaels executes the Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Superkick on The Paladin.

Shawn Michaels goes for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Kick out! The Paladin kicked out!

 

 

The Paladin kicks Shawn Michaels.

The Paladin kicks Shawn Michaels.

The Paladin nails Shawn Michaels with a belly-to-belly suplex.

The Paladin hits a flying clothesline on Shawn Michaels.

The Paladin gets a sleeperhold on Shawn Michaels.

Shawn Michaels reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

The Paladin nails Shawn Michaels with a flying axhandle.

The crowd is cheering on The Paladin.

The Paladin goes for a side suplex, but Shawn Michaels counters it with

spinning headscissors.

Shawn Michaels goes for a headlock takedown, but The Paladin counters it with

a back suplex.

Alex DiGiacomo throws Shawn Michaels the floor tile, but The Paladin

 intercepts it.

The Paladin hits Shawn Michaels with it and goes for the pin.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a shot!

 

 

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Alex DiGiacomo distracts Blackie McGee.

The Paladin hits a bulldog on Shawn Michaels.

Alex DiGiacomo enters the ring and hits The Paladin with the floor tile.

The Paladin is out cold.

 

 

Nik Cain: But DiGiacomo breaks up the pin and makes sure he gets it right the second time. If at first you don’t succeed, try again I suppose.

 

 

Shawn Michaels hits a German suplex on The Paladin.

There is no referee to count.

Shawn Michaels runs into the ropes.

Shawn Michaels hits The Paladin with a clothesline.

Shawn Michaels goes for a flying dropkick, but The Paladin ducks out of the way.

Rose Morris enters the ring and hits The Paladin with the purse.

Shawn Michaels uses a German suplex on The Paladin.

There is no referee to count.

Shawn Michaels nails The Paladin with a piledriver.

Shawn Michaels further incites the crowd.

Shawn Michaels throws The Paladin out of the ring.

Shawn Michaels goes for a plancha, but The Paladin moves out of the way.

The Paladin whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail.

The Paladin whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail.

The Paladin whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail.

The Paladin uses a Hotshot on Shawn Michaels.

 

 

Kevin Cole: The Paladin just dropped Michaels throat first across the guardrail!

 

 

The Paladin goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Shawn Michaels is handed a keyboard.

Shawn Michaels hits him with the keyboard.

Numerous fans are using Shawn Michaels for target practice.

Shawn Michaels reenters the ring.

The Paladin follows him back in.

Shawn Michaels runs into the ropes.

The Paladin goes for a Hotshot, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a lariat.

The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

Shawn Michaels nails The Paladin with a flying clothesline.

Blackie McGee is back on the job.

Shawn Michaels throws The Paladin out of the ring.

Shawn Michaels goes for a plancha, but The Paladin moves out of the way.

Rose Morris comes from behind and distracts The Paladin.

Shawn Michaels goes for a flying clothesline, but The Paladin

 ducks out of the way.

Blackie McGee counts:  1.

The Paladin reenters the ring.

Shawn Michaels follows him back in.

The Paladin chops Shawn Michaels.

The Paladin chops Shawn Michaels.

The crowd is really behind The Paladin.

The Paladin kicks Shawn Michaels.

Shawn Michaels begs off.

The Paladin gives the sign for the Prayer Circle.

 

 

Kevin Cole: The Paladin is telling this crowd that it’s over!

 

 

The Paladin executes the Prayer Circle on Shawn Michaels.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Alex DiGiacomo distracts Blackie McGee.

 

 

Nik Cain: And it should have been.

 

 

The Paladin goes for an electric chair suplex, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.

Shawn Michaels goes for a headlock takedown, but The Paladin counters it with

a back suplex.

There are lots of chants for The Paladin.

The Paladin nails Shawn Michaels with a flying axhandle.

There are lots of chants for The Paladin.

The Paladin goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Shawn Michaels counters it with

a small package.

There is no referee to count.

Shawn Michaels gets back up.

Shawn Michaels runs into the ropes.

Shawn Michaels goes for a clothesline, but The Paladin ducks out of the way.

The Paladin executes a powerslam on Shawn Michaels.

There is no referee to count.

Alex DiGiacomo enters the ring and hits The Paladin with the floor tile.

Before Alex DiGiacomo connects, The Paladin moves out of the way.

Alex DiGiacomo hits Shawn Michaels.

The Paladin throws Alex DiGiacomo over the top rope.

The crowd is really behind The Paladin.

Blackie McGee is back on the job.

The Paladin whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes, but Shawn Michaels reverses it.

Alex DiGiacomo trips The Paladin.

Blackie McGee disqualifies Shawn Michaels.

There are lots of chants for The Paladin.

 

The winner is The Paladin. Time of match: 0:10:39

 

 

Kevin Cole: The referee calls for the bell!

 

Nik Cain: Blackie had finally had enough of DiGiacomo and awarded the win to The Paladin. He is willing to let a lot of stuff slide, but this was just getting ridiculous.

 

Kevin Cole: Well, we have got to break away for commercials but don’t go away!

 

 

(Commercials)

 

 

Kevin Cole: We are back and ready for Comedy to take on The Philadelphia Eagle!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...

From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...

Weighing in at 229 pounds...

 

The Philadelphia Eagle

 

His opponent...

Led to the ring by Rhapsody...

Fighting out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin...

Weighing in at 550 pounds...

 

Comedy

 

 

They lock up.

Comedy goes for a fisherman buster, but The Philadelphia Eagle blocks it.

The Philadelphia Eagle goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Comedy

 ducks out of the way.

The Philadelphia Eagle gets the Oriental Spike on Comedy.

Comedy tries to escape the hold.

 

 

Nik Cain: Much like last week, The Eagle is trying to wear the big man down with submission maneuvers.

 

 

Comedy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 26 seconds.

The Philadelphia Eagle hits Comedy with a bulldog headlock.

The Philadelphia Eagle whips Comedy into the ropes, but Comedy reverses it.

Comedy misses with a shoulderblock.

The Philadelphia Eagle misses with a clothesline.

Comedy hits The Philadelphia Eagle with a clothesline.

Comedy uses a brain buster on The Philadelphia Eagle.

Comedy laughs hysterically in the ring.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a brain buster!

 

Nik Cain: With that kind of size comes a lot of power.

 

 

Comedy goes for a back suplex, but The Philadelphia Eagle counters it with

a bulldog.

The Philadelphia Eagle is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

In turn, Comedy counters it with a throw-off.

Comedy chops The Philadelphia Eagle.

Comedy is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

Comedy punches The Philadelphia Eagle.

A fan at ringside badmouths Comedy.

Comedy kicks The Philadelphia Eagle.

The Philadelphia Eagle hits Comedy.

The Philadelphia Eagle is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

The Philadelphia Eagle goes for a bulldog headlock, but Comedy throws him off.

Comedy nails The Philadelphia Eagle with a full nelson slam.

Comedy goes for a bearhug, but The Philadelphia Eagle counters it with

a facerake.

 

 

Nik Cain: The Eagle wanted no part of a Comedy bear hug.

 

 

The Philadelphia Eagle uses a bulldog headlock on Comedy.

The Philadelphia Eagle runs into the ropes.

Comedy hits The Philadelphia Eagle with a shoulderblock.

Comedy executes a side suplex on The Philadelphia Eagle.

Comedy gives him a back suplex, but The Philadelphia Eagle doesn't even care.

Comedy goes for a back suplex, but The Philadelphia Eagle counters it with

a facerake.

The Philadelphia Eagle whips Comedy into the ropes.

Comedy hits The Philadelphia Eagle with a shoulderblock.

Comedy locks The Philadelphia Eagle in a stump-puller.

The Philadelphia Eagle reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.

Comedy uses a pumphandle powerslam on The Philadelphia Eagle.

Comedy further incites the crowd.

Comedy goes for a falling splash, but The Philadelphia Eagle

 rolls out of the way.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Comedy shook the entire ring!

 

Nik Cain: Good thing for Eagle that he rolled out of the way.

 

 

Comedy hits the Stinger Splash on The Philadelphia Eagle.

Comedy is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

Comedy locks The Philadelphia Eagle in a choke lift.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin warns Comedy to let go.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three, four.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three, four.

Comedy places The Philadelphia Eagle on the turnbuckle.

Comedy nails The Philadelphia Eagle with a belly-to-belly superplex.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Comedy is just man handling The Eagle!

 

Nik Cain: But the Eagle is tough; I would not count him out just yet.

 

 

Comedy runs into the ropes.

Comedy and The Philadelphia Eagle get hit with a double clothesline.

Comedy punches The Philadelphia Eagle.

Numerous fans are using Comedy for target practice.

Comedy kicks The Philadelphia Eagle.

The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

The Philadelphia Eagle chops Comedy.

The Philadelphia Eagle whips Comedy into the ropes.

The Philadelphia Eagle gives him a short lariat, but Comedy doesn't even care.

Numerous fans are using Comedy for target practice.

The Philadelphia Eagle throws Comedy out of the ring.

The Philadelphia Eagle goes through the ropes.

The Philadelphia Eagle reenters the ring.

Comedy follows him back in.

The Philadelphia Eagle hits Comedy with a kick to the groin.

The Philadelphia Eagle gives him an avalanche, but Comedy only stares at him.

 

 

Nik Cain: Okay now that was just plain silly.

 

 

The Philadelphia Eagle uses a diving shoulderblock on Comedy.

The Philadelphia Eagle runs his thumb accross his throat.

The crowd is really behind The Philadelphia Eagle.

The Philadelphia Eagle whips Comedy into the ropes.

Comedy hits The Philadelphia Eagle with an elbow.

Comedy whips The Philadelphia Eagle into the turnbuckle, but

The Philadelphia Eagle reverses it.

Comedy comes back, but is met with an elbow.

The Philadelphia Eagle puts Comedy in a chokehold.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin warns The Philadelphia Eagle to let go.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three, four.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three, four.

The Philadelphia Eagle goes for a short lariat, but Comedy counters it with

a Gorilla Press.

The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

Comedy whips The Philadelphia Eagle into the ropes.

The Philadelphia Eagle hits Comedy with an elbow.

The Philadelphia Eagle hits a thrust kick to the head on Comedy.

The crowd is really behind The Philadelphia Eagle.

The Philadelphia Eagle is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Comedy just gets that shoulder up after that kick from the Eagle!

 

 

The Philadelphia Eagle nails Comedy with a senton.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, shoulder up.

The Philadelphia Eagle takes Comedy down with a Big Leg Drop.

There are lots of chants for The Philadelphia Eagle.

The Philadelphia Eagle hits Comedy with a flying bulldog.

The Philadelphia Eagle locks Comedy in a dragon sleeper.

Comedy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

The Philadelphia Eagle goes for the Oriental Spike, but Comedy blocks it.

Comedy whips The Philadelphia Eagle into the ropes.

The Philadelphia Eagle gives him a short lariat, but Comedy doesn't budge.

Numerous fans are using Comedy for target practice.

The Philadelphia Eagle puts Comedy in a chokehold.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin warns The Philadelphia Eagle to let go.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three, four.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three, four.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.

The Philadelphia Eagle executes the NFL Drop on Comedy.

Comedy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.

 

 

Kevin Cole: The Eagle gets Comedy in the NFL Drop but is quickly forced to relinquish the hold!

 

 

The Philadelphia Eagle goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Comedy

 counters it with a low blow.

Comedy runs into the ropes.

The Philadelphia Eagle hits Comedy with a clothesline.

The Philadelphia Eagle gives him a flying legdrop, but Comedy doesn't even care.

Numerous fans are using Comedy for target practice.

Comedy uses a brain buster on The Philadelphia Eagle.

Comedy laughs hysterically in the ring.

Numerous fans are using Comedy for target practice.

Comedy hits The Philadelphia Eagle with a brain buster.

The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

Comedy executes a fisherman buster on The Philadelphia Eagle.

The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

Comedy whips The Philadelphia Eagle into the ropes, but The Philadelphia Eagle

 reverses it.

The Philadelphia Eagle takes Comedy down with rolling clothesline.

The crowd is really behind The Philadelphia Eagle.

The Philadelphia Eagle takes Comedy down with a diving headbutt.

The Philadelphia Eagle leaves the ring.

He returns with a road sign.

The Philadelphia Eagle hits him with the road sign.

The crowd is going crazy.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a shot!

 

 

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin throws the road sign out of the ring.

The Philadelphia Eagle whips Comedy into the ropes.

Comedy hits The Philadelphia Eagle with a shoulderblock.

Comedy runs into the ropes.

Comedy executes the Encore on The Philadelphia Eagle.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.

The ring is quickly filling with debris.

 

The winner is Comedy. Time of match: 0:09:28

 

 

Kevin Cole: Comedy hits the Encore and it’s all over!

 

Nik Cain: The Eagle is tough, but not tough enough for the Encore.

 

Kevin Cole: Now it is time for our Television Title match as Young Gotti defends against Onslaught!

 

Nik Cain: Onslaught will need eyes in the back of his head, as Michaels and company are almost sure to try and interject themselves in this match up.  

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

It is for the FCW Television Title.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Deathwish...

Fighting out of the dark side of the mind...

Weighing in at 245 pounds...

 

Onslaught

 

His opponent...

Weighing in at 195 pounds...

 

The FCW Television Champion...

Young Gotti

 

 

They lock up.

Young Gotti uses a double underhook suplex on Onslaught.

Young Gotti throws Onslaught out of the ring.

Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, Onslaught reenters the ring.

Young Gotti takes Onslaught down with rolling clothesline.

Young Gotti goes for the Liger Bomb, but Onslaught blocks it.

Onslaught executes a Hotshot on Young Gotti.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Onslaught nails Young Gotti with a brain buster.

The crowd is booing Onslaught.

Onslaught goes for a Gory Special, but Young Gotti counters it with

a sunset flip.

Dick Palmer counts: One, shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: These two are off to a quick start!

 

Nik Cain: Not good strategy by Gotti, who only has to last ten minutes to retain his title. I mean, I respect his desire to be a fighting champion, but I doubt Michaels will feel the same way.

 

 

Onslaught goes for a top-rope Death Valley Driver, but Young Gotti blocks it.

Young Gotti whips Onslaught into the ropes.

Onslaught hits Young Gotti with a clothesline.

Young Gotti falls out of the ring.

Onslaught goes through the ropes.

Onslaught goes for the Mind Blast, but Young Gotti blocks it.

Onslaught whips Young Gotti into the guardrail.

Onslaught reenters the ring.

Young Gotti follows him back in.

Onslaught goes for a crossleg suspended deathlock, but Young Gotti blocks it.

Young Gotti executes a springboard dropkick on Onslaught.

Young Gotti goes for flying headscissors, but Onslaught throws him off.

Onslaught leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Onslaught sets up the chair.

Onslaught goes for a power bomb, but Young Gotti blocks it.

Young Gotti throws Onslaught out of the ring.

Young Gotti goes through the ropes.

A small "Young Gotti" chant is being started.

Young Gotti is handed the autographed Marlon Brando picture.

Young Gotti hits him with the autographed Marlon Brando picture.

A small "Young Gotti" chant is being started.

 

 

Nik Cain: “Score” one for Gotti.

 

 

Young Gotti hits a bodyslam on Onslaught.

Dick Palmer counts:  1.

Deathwish comes from behind and distracts Young Gotti.

Onslaught whips Young Gotti into the guardrail.

Dick Palmer counts:  2.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Dick Palmer counts:  3.

Onslaught is handed a toilet seat.

Onslaught hits him with the toilet seat.

Onslaught sets up the chair.

Onslaught goes for a dragon suplex, but Young Gotti blocks it.

Young Gotti reenters the ring.

Onslaught follows him back in.

Onslaught brings the toilet seat into the ring.

Onslaught takes a swing at Young Gotti with the toilet seat, but he

 gets out of the way.

Young Gotti snatches the toilet seat from him.

 

 

Nik Cain: Two grown men fighting over a toilet seat. Now, see, this is entertainment.

 

 

Young Gotti takes a swing at Onslaught with the toilet seat, but he

 gets out of the way.

Onslaught snatches the toilet seat from him.

Onslaught hits him with the toilet seat.

Dick Palmer throws the toilet seat out of the ring.

Onslaught goes for a top-rope Death Valley Driver, but Young Gotti blocks it.

Young Gotti takes Onslaught down with a jab.

Young Gotti hits the running Liger Bomb on Onslaught.

Dick Palmer counts: One, shoulder up.

Young Gotti locks Onslaught in an armbar submission.

Onslaught is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Onslaught reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Dick Palmer removes the chair from the ring.

Young Gotti uses a jab on Onslaught.

Young Gotti goes for a flying dropkick, but Onslaught ducks out of the way.

Onslaught places Young Gotti on the turnbuckle.

Onslaught goes for a top-rope DDT, but Young Gotti

 turns in mid-air and lands on him.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Nik Cain: Gotti almost stole a win right there.

 

 

Young Gotti runs into the ropes.

Onslaught hits Young Gotti with an elbow.

Onslaught hits Young Gotti with a leaping swinging DDT.

Onslaught is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Onslaught goes for the Mind Blast, but Young Gotti blocks it.

 

 

Nik Cain: Gotti obviously has the Mind Blast well scouted.

 

 

Onslaught goes for the springboard DDT, but Young Gotti side-steps and Onslaught

 only hits air.

Young Gotti is going for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Young Gotti nails Onslaught with a punch.

Young Gotti whips Onslaught into the turnbuckle, but Onslaught reverses it.

Onslaught charges in with an Asai moonsault bodyblock, but Young Gotti

 moves out of the way.

Young Gotti nails Onslaught with a springboard bulldog.

The crowd is starting to get behind Young Gotti.

Young Gotti goes for a frog splash, but Onslaught gets his knees up.

Onslaught executes a spear on Young Gotti.

Onslaught leaves the ring.

He returns with a cheese grater.

Onslaught takes a swing at Young Gotti with the cheese grater, but he

 gets out of the way.

Young Gotti snatches the cheese grater from him.

Young Gotti hits him with the cheese grater.

A small "Young Gotti" chant is being started.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!

 

 

Dick Palmer throws the cheese grater out of the ring.

Young Gotti executes headbutt to the groin on Onslaught.

The crowd is starting to get behind Young Gotti.

Young Gotti goes for a bodyslam, but Onslaught counters it with an elbowsmash.

Onslaught goes for an overhead release suplex, but Young Gotti flips over.

Young Gotti hits Onslaught with a legsweep.

Young Gotti is going for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Young Gotti executes flying headscissors on Onslaught.

Young Gotti executes a dropkick on Onslaught.

Young Gotti goes for a piledriver, but Onslaught blocks it.

Onslaught places Young Gotti on the turnbuckle.

Onslaught executes a top-rope German Suplex on Young Gotti.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Onslaught goes for Air Sabu, but Young Gotti side-steps and Onslaught

 only hits air.

A few fans are cheering on Young Gotti.

Young Gotti goes for a tornado DDT, but Onslaught counters it with

a belly-to-back suplex.

Onslaught goes for a tiger suplex, but Young Gotti blocks it.

Young Gotti goes for a springboard bulldog, but Onslaught ducks out of the way.

Onslaught hits a tiger suplex on Young Gotti.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Onslaught places Young Gotti on the turnbuckle.

Onslaught uses a top-rope DDT on Young Gotti.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Onslaught hits Young Gotti.

Onslaught is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Young Gotti chops Onslaught.

You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Young Gotti.

Young Gotti hits flying headscissors on Onslaught.

Young Gotti takes Onslaught down with the Liger Bomb.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Young Gotti uses a springboard bulldog on Onslaught.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Shawn Michaels and Quackman have made their way down to the ring!

 

Nik Cain: That can’t be good for Onslaught, or anyone else for that matter.

 

 

Shawn: Hi Young Gotti! WASSUP! And Onslaught. You, you I don't know. Are you Rick Scaia? Anyways, stop fighting Young Gotti for my title. Its not right. I also am out here just plain killing time because I'm far to special do anything myself. I'm here only to entertain. So, please turn around so this attack can happen and I can keep The TV Belt. Thank you.

(From behind Quackman had entered the ring and proceeds to hump Onslaught’s leg. Onslaught counters this less than effective offense by shoving Quacks off, but Quacks bounces off the ropes and comes right back at Onslaught and locks on the Snack Down. Eventually, the referee is able to pull him off and, after receiving a little leg hump of his own for his troubles, tosses him out of the ring.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: The referee has gotten Quacks out of the ring and is ejected both he and Michaels!

 

Nik Cain: Palmer is being surprisingly lenient. Possibly because he knows a DQ here would only allow Gotti to retain the title anyway.

 

 

Young Gotti hits Onslaught with headbutt to the groin.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!

 

Nik Cain: Gotti quick to follow up on Quack’s attack.

 

 

Young Gotti nails Onslaught with a superkick.

Young Gotti goes for headbutt to the groin, but Onslaught counters it with

a power bomb.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Onslaught uses an inverted power bomb on Young Gotti.

The crowd is booing Onslaught.

Onslaught takes Young Gotti down with an overhead head and arm suplex.

Onslaught is going for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Onslaught uses an overhead release suplex on Young Gotti.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Two near falls for the challenger!

 

 

Onslaught punches Young Gotti.

Onslaught is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

Onslaught punches Young Gotti.

Onslaught throws Young Gotti out of the ring.

Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, Young Gotti reenters the ring.

Onslaught attempts to place Young Gotti on the turnbuckle, but Young Gotti

 blocks it.

Onslaught kicks Young Gotti.

Onslaught chops Young Gotti.

Young Gotti kicks Onslaught.

The crowd is starting to get behind Young Gotti.

Young Gotti goes for springboard hurricanranna, but Onslaught side-steps and

Young Gotti only hits air.

Onslaught is going for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

Young Gotti hits Onslaught with springboard hurricanranna.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

Onslaught places Young Gotti on the turnbuckle.

Onslaught hits a top-rope choke slam on Young Gotti.

A fan at ringside badmouths Onslaught.

Onslaught hits Young Gotti with an inverted power bomb.

Onslaught nails Young Gotti with a Samoan Drop.

Onslaught stares into the crowd.

A fan at ringside badmouths Onslaught.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Onslaught is in total control of this match up right now!

 

Nik Cain: But he is also running out of time.

 

 

Onslaught places Young Gotti on the turnbuckle.

Onslaught nails Young Gotti with a top-rope German Suplex.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Onslaught places Young Gotti on the turnbuckle.

Onslaught takes Young Gotti down with top-rope gutbuster.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.

A fan at ringside badmouths Onslaught.

 

The winner is Onslaught. Time of match: 0:09:42

 

 

Kevin Cole: He did it! Onslaught is the new Television Champion!

 

Nik Cain: And now the new Television Champion can go backstage and ice down his beanbag.

 

Kevin Cole: Bean...bag? Anyway, next up The Patriot takes on Explosion in a falls count anywhere match!

 

Nik Cain: The Patriot has a new hardcore attitude. Well, he is about to test it out against a real hardcore wrestler in Explosion.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-match scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Weighing in at 287 pounds...

 

The Patriot

 

His opponent...

Fighting out of St. Louis, Missouri...

Weighing in at 375 pounds...

 

Explosion

 

 

They lock up.

Explosion chops The Patriot.

Explosion is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

The Patriot hits Explosion.

The crowd is cheering on The Patriot.

The Patriot chops Explosion.

The crowd is cheering on The Patriot.

The Patriot goes for a spin kick, but Explosion ducks out of the way.

Explosion takes The Patriot down with a fisherman suplex.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A nice suplex from Explosion gets him a two count.

 

 

Explosion whips The Patriot into the ropes, but The Patriot reverses it.

The Patriot misses with an elbow.

Explosion nails The Patriot with a flying forearm.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Explosion complains about a slow count.

The Patriot uses an inside cradle on Explosion.

Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.

The Patriot shouts "U.S.A.!".

A small "The Patriot" chant is being started.

The Patriot whips Explosion into the ropes, but Explosion reverses it.

The Patriot hits Explosion with a kick.

The Patriot leaves the ring.

He returns with an acoustic guitar.

The Patriot takes a swing at Explosion with the acoustic guitar, but he

 gets out of the way.

Explosion snatches the acoustic guitar from him.

Explosion takes a swing at The Patriot with the acoustic guitar, but he

 gets out of the way.

The Patriot snatches the acoustic guitar from him.

The Patriot takes a swing at Explosion with the acoustic guitar, but he

 gets out of the way.

Explosion snatches the acoustic guitar from him.

Explosion takes a swing at The Patriot with the acoustic guitar, but he

 gets out of the way.

The Patriot snatches the acoustic guitar from him.

The Patriot takes a swing at Explosion with the acoustic guitar, but he

 gets out of the way.

Explosion snatches the acoustic guitar from him.

Explosion hits him with the acoustic guitar.

The Patriot is busted wide open.

Explosion hits The Patriot with a short lariat.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: The Patriot appears to be bleeding.

 

Nik Cain: Most of Explosion’s opponent’s do.

 

 

Explosion whips The Patriot into the turnbuckle, but The Patriot reverses it.

The Patriot takes Explosion down with a headsmash into the turnbuckle.

The Patriot takes Explosion down with a forearm smash.

The Patriot goes for a spin kick, but Explosion ducks out of the way.

Explosion nails The Patriot with a fisherman suplex.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Explosion goes for a double underhook suplex, but The Patriot blocks it.

The Patriot hits him with the acoustic guitar.

The Patriot is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Explosion is busted wide open.

The Patriot hits a spin kick on Explosion.

The Patriot hits him with the acoustic guitar.

The Patriot is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

The Patriot hits him with an acoustic guitar.

The Patriot uses a spin kick on Explosion.

The Patriot takes a swing at Explosion with the acoustic guitar, but he

 gets out of the way.

Explosion snatches the acoustic guitar from him.

Explosion takes a swing at The Patriot with the acoustic guitar, but he

 gets out of the way.

The Patriot snatches the acoustic guitar from him.

The Patriot hits him with the acoustic guitar.

The Patriot is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

 

 

Kevin Cole: That guitar just exploded into a million pieces!

 

 

The Patriot executes a bulldog on Explosion.

The Patriot throws Explosion out of the ring.

The Patriot goes through the ropes.

The Patriot gets a sleeperhold on Explosion.

Explosion is close to escaping the hold.

 

 

Kevin Cole: The Patriot has a sleeper locked in.

 

 

Explosion tries to fight the pain.

Explosion is barely hanging in there.

Blackie McGee checks Explosion's arm.

He lifts it... it falls.

He lifts it... it falls.

He lifts it... it falls.

Blackie McGee stops the match after 36 seconds.

The crowd is really behind The Patriot.

 

The winner is The Patriot. Time of match: 0:02:26

 

 

Kevin Cole: The Patriot has put Explosion to sleep!

 

Nik Cain: A sleeper may not be considered a particularly hardcore maneuver but the fact remains that The Patriot just beat Explosion in a falls count anywhere match in under three minutes. That has got to count for something.

 

Kevin Cole: That it does! We’ve got to take one last break but, when we return, it’s main event time!

 

 

(Commercials)

 

 

Kevin Cole: We are back and it’s main event time! It will be a four corner, mixed tag match!

 

Nik Cain: A couple interesting tag team pairings were made for this one. Could be a good match, unless the women get stuck in their with the men, in which case it could be a short match.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a tag team four corners match scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

At a total combined weight of 359 pounds...

 

"The Hardest Working Man in Wresting" Samson and Beauty

 

Their opponents...

Led to the ring by Black Knight...

At a total combined weight of 357 pounds...

 

Scion and Rhapsody

 

Their opponents...

Led to the ring by Eve...

At a total combined weight of 360 pounds...

 

"The Prince of Darkness" Jean and Dominique

 

Their opponents...

At a total combined weight of 421 pounds...

 

 

They lock up.

Mark Payne throws Dominique out of the ring.

Mark Payne jumps onto her with a corkscrew plancha.

Mark Payne executes a front-layout suplex on Dominique.

Dominique is busted wide open.

 

 

Nik Cain: And, true to form, the World Champ shows off by kicking a woman’s ass. I am impressed.

 

 

Mark Payne executes a clothesline from the top rope on Dominique.

Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans..

Mark Payne is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Robert Loggia counts:  1.

Mark Payne sets up a table.

Mark Payne sets up Dominique on the table.

Mark Payne tries to drive Dominique through the table with Swandive Headbutt,

 but she blocks it.

Robert Loggia counts:  2.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Dominique whips Mark Payne into the guardrail.

Dominique goes for a chop to the throat, but Mark Payne blocks it.

Mark Payne is handed the brass knuckles.

Mark Payne hits her with the brass knuckles.

The crowd is booing Mark Payne.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh...dear...lord!

 

 

Robert Loggia counts:  3.

Mark Payne reenters the ring.

Dominique follows him back in.

Dominique brings the brass knuckles into the ring.

Dominique throws Mark Payne out of the ring.

Dominique goes through the ropes.

Lollipop comes from behind and distracts Dominique.

Mark Payne whips Dominique into the guardrail.

Mark Payne goes for a choke bomb, but Dominique blocks it.

Dominique reenters the ring.

Mark Payne follows her back in.

Dominique executes a spinebuster on Mark Payne.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A spinebuster on the champ gets a two count!

 

Nik Cain: I don’t think Payne saw that one coming.

 

 

Dominique punches Mark Payne.

A small "Dominique" chant is being started.

Dominique hits Mark Payne.

A small "Dominique" chant is being started.

Mark Payne chops Dominique.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Mark Payne hits Dominique.

The crowd is booing Mark Payne.

Mark Payne kicks Dominique.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Mark Payne tags out to Rhapsody.

Rhapsody places Dominique on the turnbuckle.

Rhapsody nails Dominique with a top-rope diamond cutter.

The crowd is starting to get behind Rhapsody.

 

 

Kevin Cole: The Women’s Champion is in and goes right to work on Dominique!

 

 

Rhapsody goes for a snap suplex, but Dominique slides down her back.

Rhapsody begs off.

Jean enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Jean goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Rhapsody counters it with a punch.

Jean rolls out of the ring.

Rhapsody goes for the Niagara Driver, but Dominique counters it with

a small package.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Dominique nails Rhapsody with a backdrop.

Dominique uses a Northern Lights suplex on Rhapsody.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Dominique whips Rhapsody into the ropes.

Dominique hits Rhapsody with a shoulderblock.

Dominique runs her thumb across her throat.

The crowd is starting to get behind Dominique.

Dominique executes a Russian legsweep on Rhapsody.

A small "Dominique" chant is being started.

Jean enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Jean goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Rhapsody blocks it.

Jean rolls out of the ring.

 

 

Nik Cain: Jean tried to get a cheap shot in, but Rhapsody saw him coming.

 

 

Rhapsody goes for the Niagara Driver, but Dominique counters it with a rana.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Dominique tags out to Mark Payne.

Mark Payne places Rhapsody on the turnbuckle.

Mark Payne goes for a super fisherman buster, but Rhapsody counters it with

a front-layout superplex.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a counter!

 

 

Rhapsody attempts to place Mark Payne on the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne

 blocks it.

Rhapsody punches Mark Payne.

The crowd is cheering on Rhapsody.

Rhapsody hits Mark Payne.

Rhapsody is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Rhapsody tags out to Samson.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Samson is in there with the World Champ!

 

 

Samson nails Mark Payne with a dragon suplex.

Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.

Robert Loggia counts: One, shoulder up.

Samson goes for a sleeperhold, but Mark Payne counters it with a jawbreaker.

Mark Payne executes the drop toe hold onto a chair on Samson.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Mark Payne complains about a slow count.

Mark Payne tags out to Lollipop.

 

 

Nik Cain: That didn’t last long.

 

 

Lollipop leaves the ring.

She returns with a chair.

Lollipop sets up the chair.

Lollipop

executes a front facelock into a diamond cutter onto the chair on Samson.

Robert Loggia counts: One, shoulder up.

Lollipop complains about a slow count.

Lollipop runs into the ropes.

Samson hits Lollipop with a shoulderblock.

Lollipop begs off.

Samson tags out to Beauty.

Samson hits a dropkick on Lollipop.

Beauty gets a cobra clutch on Lollipop.

Lollipop reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Samson leaves the ring.

Lollipop uses a Cradle DDT on Beauty.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Robert Loggia removes the chair from the ring.

Lollipop takes Beauty down with a dragon suplex.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Lollipop goes for the Barbie Bombshell, but Beauty counters it with

a vertical suplex.

Lollipop re-reverses it.

Lollipop goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Beauty blocks it.

Samson enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Beauty and Samson whip Lollipop into the ropes.

They hit Lollipop with a double clothesline.

Samson leaves the ring.

Beauty executes a leaping swinging DDT on Lollipop.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Lollipop begs off.

Beauty goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Lollipop blocks it.

Lollipop goes for a bulldog headlock, but Beauty throws her off.

Beauty goes for a springboard dropkick, but Lollipop side-steps and Beauty

 only hits air.

Lollipop is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Lollipop whips Beauty into the ropes.

Lollipop takes Beauty down with a superkick.

Lollipop whips Beauty into the ropes, but Beauty reverses it.

Beauty hits a Death Valley Driver on Lollipop.

A small "Beauty" chant is being started.

 

 

Kevin Cole: The fans are starting to get behind this newcomer to the women’s division.

 

Nik Cain: I’d get behind her if I thought she’d take it like that.

 

 

Beauty attempts to place Lollipop on the turnbuckle, but Lollipop blocks it.

Beauty tags out to Samson.

Samson places Lollipop on the turnbuckle.

Samson goes for a top-rope DDT, but Lollipop blocks it.

Lollipop throws Samson off the turnbuckle.

Lollipop attempts to place Samson on the turnbuckle, but Samson blocks it.

Lollipop takes Samson down with an enzuilariato.

Lollipop throws Samson out of the ring.

Lollipop goes for a shooting star press, but Samson moves out of the way.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Big mistake by Lollipop!

 

Nik Cain: She is one of the best female wrestlers ever but is obviously going to be outclassed in there with Samson.

 

 

Samson reenters the ring.

Lollipop follows him back in.

Samson hits Lollipop with a Northern Lights suplex.

Robert Loggia counts: One, shoulder up.

Samson catches Lollipop in a Boston crab.

Lollipop is struggling to reach the ropes.

Lollipop is inching her way towards the ropes.

Lollipop is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Lollipop reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds.

Samson hits the Rocker Dropper on Lollipop.

Samson goes for a punch, but Lollipop blocks it.

Lollipop tags out to Mark Payne.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Payne is back in!

 

 

Mark Payne and Lollipop whip Samson into the ropes.

They hit Samson with a double kick to the midsection.

Lollipop leaves the ring.

Mark Payne tags out to Scion.

 

 

Nik Cain: Payne is back out.

 

 

Scion hits a hiptoss on Samson.

Scion gives him a springboard dropkick, but Samson doesn't budge.

Scion goes for an implant DDT, but Samson blocks it.

Samson kicks Scion.

Samson is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Scion chops Samson.

Scion is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Samson punches Scion.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Samson.

Scion chops Samson.

Scion is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Scion kicks Samson.

Samson hits Scion.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Samson.

Samson kicks Scion.

Samson tags out to Beauty.

Beauty goes for an armbar submission, but Scion blocks it.

Scion throws Beauty out of the ring.

Scion goes for a corkscrew plancha, but Beauty moves out of the way.

Scion is out cold.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!

 

Nik Cain: Scion really should stick to a ground attack. He has never struck me as a particularly effective high flyer.

 

 

Beauty reenters the ring.

Scion follows her back in.

Beauty throws Scion out of the ring.

Beauty goes through the ropes.

Beauty knocks Scion into the ringsteps.

Beauty sets up Scion on the table.

Beauty tries to drive Scion through the table with a springboard legdrop, but he

 moves out of the way.

The table is broken in half.

Scion is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear!

 

 

Scion whips Beauty into the guardrail.

Scion goes for a shoulder lift into a flapjack, but Beauty counters it with

a Victory Roll.

Beauty throws Scion back into the ring.

Beauty brings the table into the ring.

Scion tags out to Rhapsody.

Rhapsody and Scion whip Beauty into the ropes.

Rhapsody and Scion hit Beauty with a double bulldog headlock.

Scion leaves the ring.

Rhapsody hits a bitchslap on Beauty.

Rhapsody whips Beauty into the turnbuckle.

Rhapsody runs shoulder-first into the corner.

Rhapsody sets up Beauty on the table.

Rhapsody tries to drive Beauty through the table with an electric chair suplex,

 but she blocks it.

Rhapsody begs off.

Beauty takes Rhapsody down with a power bomb.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Beauty sets up Rhapsody on the table.

Beauty tries to drive Rhapsody through the table with a moonsault, but she

moves out of the way.

The table is broken in half.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Beauty goes crashing through another table!

 

Nik Cain: I think the rookie is a bit overzealous and it is costing her.

 

 

Rhapsody leaves the ring.

She returns with a chair.

Rhapsody sets up the chair.

Rhapsody nails Beauty with a double underhook faceslam onto the chair.

The crowd is really behind Rhapsody.

Rhapsody is going for the pin.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Rhapsody goes for a kneelift, but Beauty side-steps and Rhapsody only hits air.

Beauty whips Rhapsody into the ropes, but Rhapsody reverses it.

Beauty hits Rhapsody with a kick.

Samson enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Beauty and Samson hit Rhapsody with a double DDT.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Double DDT on Rhapsody!

 

 

Samson leaves the ring.

Beauty nails Rhapsody with an enzuigiri.

Beauty throws Rhapsody out of the ring.

Robert Loggia counts: one, two, three, four, five, Rhapsody reenters the ring.

Robert Loggia removes the chair from the ring.

Beauty gets the torture rack on Rhapsody.

Beauty lets go after 11 seconds.

Beauty takes Rhapsody down with a leaping swinging DDT.

Rhapsody bumps into Robert Loggia.

There is no referee to count.

Beauty is going for the pin.

There is no referee to count.

Beauty catches Rhapsody in a cobra clutch.

There is no referee there to ask Rhapsody.

Robert Loggia is back on the job.

Rhapsody is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Rhapsody reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.

Beauty executes a DDT on Rhapsody.

The chants for Beauty are deafening.

Beauty tags out to Mark Payne.

Mark Payne goes for a fisherman buster, but Rhapsody counters it with

a small package.

Robert Loggia counts: One, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A quick roll up by Rhapsody, but she only gets a one count.

 

Nik Cain: Payne is simply too big and too strong for Rhapsody to be able to hold down.

 

 

Rhapsody runs into the ropes.

Rhapsody misses with an elbow.

Mark Payne hits Rhapsody with a backdrop.

Rhapsody falls out of the ring.

Mark Payne goes through the ropes.

Mark Payne is handed a keyboard.

Mark Payne hits her with the keyboard.

Rhapsody is busted wide open.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Payne tossed Rhapsody over the top rope to the floor and now has busted her wide open!

 

Nik Cain: Thus striking a blow for equal rights activists everywhere.

 

 

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Rhapsody grabs the keyboard from him.

Rhapsody hits Mark Payne with a double-axhandle to the back.

Robert Loggia counts:  1.

Rhapsody grabs a chair.

Rhapsody sets up the chair.

Rhapsody nails Mark Payne with falling reverse DDT onto the chair.

Robert Loggia counts:  2.

Rhapsody reenters the ring.

Mark Payne follows her back in.

Mark Payne brings the keyboard into the ring.

Black Knight enters the ring and hits Mark Payne with the sword.

Before Black Knight connects, Mark Payne moves out of the way.

Black Knight hits Rhapsody.

Mark Payne throws Black Knight over the top rope.

The crowd is booing Mark Payne.

Rhapsody is out cold.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!

 

Nik Cain: The honorable Black Knight strikes again.

 

 

Mark Payne hits the drop toe hold onto a chair on Rhapsody.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Rhapsody got the shoulder up just in time!

 

 

Mark Payne locks Rhapsody in a boot choke.

There is no referee there to ask Rhapsody.

Robert Loggia is back on the job.

Mark Payne runs into the ropes.

Black Knight trips Mark Payne.

Robert Loggia disqualifies Scion and Rhapsody.

 

Rhapsody has been eliminated.

Mark Payne is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

 

The winners are Mark Payne and Lollipop. Time of match: 0:14:27

 

 

Kevin Cole: Referee Robert Loggia has disqualified Scion and Rhapsody!

 

Nik Cain: And, yes, the honorable Black Knight strikes yet again. Loser.

 

 

They lock up.

Mark Payne goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Dominique throws him off.

Dominique kicks Mark Payne.

A small "Dominique" chant is being started.

Dominique kicks Mark Payne.

The crowd is starting to get behind Dominique.

Dominique chops Mark Payne.

Dominique is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Mark Payne punches Dominique.

Mark Payne is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Dominique runs into the ropes.

Mark Payne hits Dominique with a clothesline.

 

 

Nik Cain: Payne quickly picks up where he left off, beating up a woman.

 

 

Mark Payne goes for a fisherman buster, but Dominique blocks it.

Jean enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Dominique and Jean whip Mark Payne into the ropes.

They hit Mark Payne with a double backdrop.

Jean leaves the ring.

Dominique whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it.

Dominique misses with an elbow.

Mark Payne hits Dominique with an elbow.

Mark Payne whips Dominique into the ropes.

Mark Payne misses with a clothesline.

Mark Payne hits Dominique with a kick.

Mark Payne hits her with a keyboard.

The keyboard is broken in half.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness!

 

 

Mark Payne whips Dominique into the ropes, but Dominique reverses it.

Dominique hits Mark Payne with a kick.

Dominique executes a Northern Lights suplex on Mark Payne.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Dominique runs her thumb across her throat.

The crowd is cheering on Dominique.

Lollipop throws Mark Payne the Loaded purse, but Dominique intercepts it.

Dominique hits Mark Payne with it and goes for the pin.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.

 

Mark Payne has been eliminated.

Dominique is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

 

The winners are Jean and Dominique. Time of match: 0:16:14

 

 

Kevin Cole: Payne just got nailed with that loaded purse! He is barely conscious!

 

Nik Cain: My question is, who was Lollipop trying to throw it to, Payne or Dominique?

 

Kevin Cole: Payne, of course. Why would she throw it to Dominique?

 

Nik Cain: Yeah, why would she ever screw a guy who has gone out of his way to brutalize every woman in this company that he could over the last few weeks?

 

Kevin Cole: Well, in any case, we are now down to the team of Jean and Dominique and Samson on Beauty.

 

Nik Cain: Jean has stood almost motionless on the ring apron for the duration of this match. He is fresh, assuming he can be troubled to get involved.

 

 

They lock up.

Dominique whips Beauty into the ropes, but Beauty reverses it.

Dominique misses with a kick.

Dominique hits Beauty with a kick.

Dominique goes for falling reverse DDT, but Beauty blocks it.

Beauty runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.

Beauty goes for a Frankensteiner, but Dominique counters it with a power bomb.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

The crowd is really behind Dominique.

Dominique takes Beauty down with a twisting moonsault.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

 

 

Kevin Cole: An amazing to rope maneuver but a big kick out from Beauty!

 

 

Beauty chops Dominique.

Dominique kicks Beauty.

The crowd is really behind Dominique.

Beauty chops Dominique.

The crowd is behind Beauty all the way.

Dominique hits Beauty.

There are lots of chants for Dominique.

Dominique kicks Beauty.

The crowd is going crazy.

Beauty punches Dominique.

Beauty punches Dominique.

The chants for Beauty are deafening.

Beauty nails Dominique with an Asai moonsault.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Dominique just barely kicks out!

 

 

Beauty goes for a fallaway slam, but Dominique counters it with a forearm smash.

Dominique runs into the ropes.

Beauty hits Dominique with a shoulderblock.

Beauty puts Dominique in a dragon sleeper.

Dominique is inching her way towards the ropes.

Dominique is writhing in pain.

Robert Loggia asks Dominique if he should stop the fight.

Dominique shakes her head.

Beauty lets go after 26 seconds.

Beauty takes Dominique down with a fallaway slam.

The crowd is going into a frenzy.

Beauty gives the sign for the American Liberty Drop.

Beauty places Dominique on the turnbuckle.

Beauty executes the American Liberty Drop on Dominique.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, Jean makes the save.

 

 

Kevin Cole: American Liberty Drop but Jean makes the save!

 

Nik Cain: That was the first sign of life from Jean since this match began.

 

 

Beauty leaves the ring.

She returns with a chair.

Beauty sets up the chair.

Beauty uses a fallaway slam onto the chair on Dominique.

Beauty whips Dominique into the ropes, but Dominique reverses it.

Dominique nails Beauty with a spear.

Dominique runs into the ropes.

Beauty goes for an enzuigiri, but Dominique ducks out of the way.

Dominique puts Beauty in an anklelock submission.

Beauty reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.

Dominique throws Beauty out of the ring.

Dominique goes through the ropes.

Beauty puts Dominique in a cobra clutch.

Robert Loggia counts:  1.

Beauty pumps her fists and shouts "U.S.A.".

The crowd is going into a frenzy.

Robert Loggia counts:  2.

Beauty hits Dominique with a top-rope legdrop.

Robert Loggia counts:  3.

Beauty sets up a table.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Dominique uses a power bomb on Beauty.

Dominique hits Beauty with a spinning heel kick.

Dominique throws Beauty back into the ring.

Dominique executes the Assassination on Beauty.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Assassination! Dominique connects with the Assassination!

 

 

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.

 

Beauty has been eliminated.

The crowd is going into a frenzy.

 

The winners are Jean and Dominique. Time of match: 0:21:06

 

 

Kevin Cole: And Dominique scores the victory for her team!

 

Nik Cain: But it looks like the party is just getting started.

 

 

(Onslaught runs to the ring and pulls Jean through the ropes. They trade
right and left bombs with neither man gaining the advantage. Jean kicks
Onslaught in the gut then follows it up with a kneelift. Onslaught falls to the floor. Jean turns to set up a table. He doesn’t notice Deathwish limping to the ring. After Jean sets up the table, Deathwish clocks him with his walking cane. Onslaught grabs Jean and delivers a Mind Blast through the table. Both men lay in the broken table. )


Deathwish: Jean, this is just a warning. Stay away from us because you have no idea what we are able to do.

 

(Seemingly from out of nowhere Mark Payne comes rushing at Deathwish and drops him with a running forearm smash. But, before he can follow up, Samson, who is still at ringside, comes up behind Payne and drills him to the concrete with a belly-to-back suplex and then quickly slaps on the Samson Deathlock. But, by this time, Scion is also back out. He comes up behind Samson and gets him to release the hold thanks to a stiff kick to the back of the head.

 

Payne is back up and working over Samson and Scion has turned his attention to Wish. As they trade lefts and rights and Payne works over Samson, the locker room starts to empty. Hazard can be seen brawling with Explosion about half way down the aisle. We cut backstage to see a huge brawl has erupted involving the members of the Nightmare Express, Thespian Express, Allied Powers, and Sociopaths.

 

We cut back to the ring. Jean is back to his feet and he and Payne are double-teaming a now bloody Samson. Scion is now being double-teamed in the ring by Wish and Onslaught. Onslaught plants Scion with a leaping DDT. Deathwish throws the neckbrace away and looks at the top rope. Deathwish walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top one. He delivers the Shooting Star.

 

The crowd pops huge, but Wish does not get to enjoy it. Having finished with Samson, Payne and Jean are in the ring. They have tossed Onslaught over the top rope and have Wish in their sights. Wish turns around in time to get a boot in the midsection from Jean followed by the Dark Circle. He staggers back to his feet to be met by a Superstar Superkick that sends him out of the ring.

 

Payne and Jean are left alone in the ring. There is a long stare between the two men who will be both teammates and opponents at Civil War. Then, suddenly, both men start swinging. But before either man can really get an upper hand, security finally comes out to restore some sort of order.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord! Chaos has erupted throughout the arena! Security is finally trying to gain control at ringside, but I am getting word that things are still out of control in the backstage area!

 

Nik Cain: Civil War is what Crawford wanted, and Civil War is what he is getting.

 

Kevin Cole: We are desperately out of time! Be sure to order Civil War, only on pay per view, next Friday at 8pm!

 

 

 

 

(end)

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