(We see highlights of last week’s War Games as the voice over says the following:
This was just the beginning.
August 17th
20 men
1 ring
Civil War
“New Breed” starts to play as we go into the standard intro. After that, we cut to a shot of the, once again, sold out FCW Arena. Then we cut to the announce table, where the usual suspects are seated.)
Kevin Cole: Welcome once again to another edition of Full Contact TV! I am Kevin Cole and with me, as always, is Nik Cain! We’ve got another great show for you this week and, hopefully, a less hectic one.
Nik Cain: Well, Crawford did try to beef up security a bit for this week, though good security seems hard to find.
Kevin Cole: Tonight’s main event will see Mark Payne putting his World Title on the line against Scion in an Ultimate Survival Death match! We will also see the Intercontinental Champion Hazard in non-title action against Oblivion and the World Tag Champions involved in six man action! But, first, we have Quackman taking on Just Joe!
Nik Cain: Let me guess, you learned how to feign enthusiasm is one of your broadcasting classes.
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
From Toronto, Ontario, Canada...
Weighing in at 252 pounds...
Just Joe
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Alex DiGiacomo...
Hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada...
Weighing in at 100 pounds...
"The People's Gay Canadian Midget in a Thong" Quackman
Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness!
Nik Cain: Either Quacks is taking that gimmick match from last week way too seriously, or that time spent in that bed with that naked man gave him a chance to realize something about himself. Either way, I’m not much for rules but I really think that new ring attire of his should be outlawed.
They lock up.
Just Joe goes for a DDT, but Quackman counters it with a backdrop.
Quackman executes flying headscissors on Just Joe.
Quackman runs into the ropes.
Quackman hits Just Joe with a shoulderblock.
Nik Cain: Joe is having a hard time concentrating on the task at hand, and who can blame him? He’s in there with a damn near naked midget.
Kevin Cole: Just when I think this place has hit rock bottom, it always manages to sink even lower.
Quackman nails Just Joe with a back heel kick.
Quackman takes Just Joe down with a dropkick to the knee.
Quackman goes for a gutbuster, but Just Joe blocks it.
Just Joe executes a bodyslam on Quackman.
Just Joe uses a gutbuster on Quackman.
Just Joe is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Just Joe nails Quackman with a drop toe hold.
Just Joe is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Quackman begs off.
Nik Cain: I have now discovered one thing worse than an almost naked midget, an almost naked midget on his knees.
Just Joe goes for a backbreaker, but Quackman blocks it.
Quackman throws Just Joe out of the ring.
Quackman jumps onto him with a plancha.
Quackman knocks Just Joe into the ringsteps.
Quackman is handed the chain.
Quackman hits him with the chain.
A few fans are booing Quackman, while a few others are cheering him.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 1.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 2.
Quackman nails Just Joe with flying headscissors.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 3.
Quackman throws Just Joe back into the ring.
Quackman nails Just Joe with a diving shoulderblock.
Quackman executes a DDT on Just Joe.
Quackman whips Just Joe into the turnbuckle.
Quackman goes for a fallaway slam, but Just Joe counters it with a forearm smash
Just Joe goes for a powerslam, but Quackman counters it with a high cross body.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman leaves the ring.
He returns with a sheet of glass.
Quackman hits him with the sheet of glass.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!
Nik Cain: Gay or not, he can still be one mean little bastard.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin throws the sheet of glass out of the ring.
Quackman hits a diving shoulderblock on Just Joe.
Quackman whips Just Joe into the ropes.
Just Joe hits Quackman with a kick.
Just Joe goes for a left jab, but Quackman blocks it.
Quackman goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Just Joe blocks it.
Quackman begs off.
Just Joe throws Quackman out of the ring.
Just Joe goes through the ropes.
Just Joe hits Quackman with a bodyslam.
Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind, but Just Joe nails Alex DiGiacomo.
Quackman whips Just Joe into the guardrail.
Quackman nails Just Joe with flying headscissors.
Quackman is handed the chain.
Quackman hits him with the chain.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Quackman.
Quackman grabs a chair.
Quackman takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Nik Cain: The almost naked midget is now airborne.
Quackman uses a clothesline on Just Joe.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 1.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 2.
Quackman whips Just Joe into the guardrail.
Quackman goes for a piledriver, but Just Joe blocks it.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 3.
Just Joe executes an enzuilariato on Quackman.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 4.
Just Joe whips Quackman into the guardrail.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 5.
Just Joe reenters the ring.
Quackman follows him back in.
Just Joe uses a savate kick on Quackman.
Just Joe is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Just Joe runs into the ropes.
Quackman misses with a clothesline.
Quackman hits Just Joe with a clothesline.
Just Joe falls out of the ring.
Quackman goes for a baseball slide, but Just Joe moves out of the way.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Just Joe.
Just Joe nails Quackman with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Kevin Cole: Belly-to-belly on the concrete!
Just Joe throws Quackman back into the ring.
Just Joe runs into the ropes.
Quackman takes Just Joe down with an enzuigiri.
Quackman nails Just Joe with a bridging back suplex.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman complains about a slow count.
Quackman whips Just Joe into the ropes.
Quackman executes an enzuigiri on Just Joe.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Quackman.
Quackman takes Just Joe down with a fallaway slam.
Quackman whips Just Joe into the ropes.
Just Joe hits Quackman with a kick.
Just Joe nails Quackman with a jumping clothesline.
Just Joe is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Just Joe uses a snap suplex on Quackman.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Just Joe.
Quackman begs off.
Just Joe hits a vertical suplex on Quackman.
Just Joe gives him a piledriver, but Quackman doesn't even care.
Kevin Cole: Quackman just shrugged off that piledriver!
Nik Cain: Well his head probably is full of rocks.
Just Joe goes for a choke against the ropes, but Quackman blocks it.
Quackman runs into the ropes.
Quackman hits Just Joe with a shoulderblock.
Quackman leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Quackman sets up the chair.
Quackman uses a fallaway slam onto the chair on Just Joe.
Quackman is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Quackman leaves the ring.
He returns with the chain.
Quackman uses a fallaway slam on Just Joe.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Quackman.
Quackman takes a swing at Just Joe with the chain, but he gets out of the way.
Just Joe snatches the chain from him.
Just Joe takes a swing at Quackman with the chain, but he gets out of the way.
Quackman snatches the chain from him.
Quackman hits him with the chain.
Quackman is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Quackman uses a flying bodypress on Just Joe.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman complains about a slow count.
Just Joe hits an inside cradle on Quackman.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, shoulder up.
Nik Cain: Joe just showed me how far he is willing to go for a win. And, frankly, he scares me a little bit now.
Just Joe hits Quackman with a snap mare.
Quackman begs off.
Just Joe goes for a thumb to the eye, but Quackman blocks it.
Quackman goes for Air Sabu, but Just Joe blocks it.
Just Joe throws Quackman out of the ring.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, Quackman reenters the ring.
Just Joe hits Quackman with a powerslam.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.
Just Joe goes for a backbreaker, but Quackman counters it with a facerake.
Quackman kicks Just Joe.
Quackman kicks Just Joe.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Quackman.
Just Joe begs off.
Quackman attempts to place Just Joe on the turnbuckle, but Just Joe blocks it.
Just Joe begs off.
Quackman hits a dropkick to the knee on Just Joe.
Quackman uses a gutbuster on Just Joe.
A portion of the crowd is booing Quackman.
Just Joe begs off.
Quackman gives the sign for the Snack Down.
Quackman executes the Snack Down on Just Joe.
Just Joe tries to escape the hold.
Kevin Cole: No! Good lord no! He is...he is biting his...
Nik Cain: I am officially speechless.
Just Joe is struggling to reach the ropes.
Just Joe is almost gone.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin asks Just Joe if he should stop the fight.
Just Joe shakes his head.
Just Joe is writhing in pain.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin asks Just Joe if he should stop the fight.
Just Joe shakes his head.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin asks Just Joe if he's still there.
Just Joe nods.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin checks Just Joe's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Just Joe fights his way out of the hold after 42 seconds.
Quackman nails Just Joe with a clothesline.
Just Joe begs off.
Nik Cain: Joe somehow managed to escape what must be the most painful move ever. But he has definitely had enough of Quackman.
Quackman goes for Air Sabu, but Just Joe side-steps and Quackman only hits air.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Just Joe.
Just Joe whips Quackman into the turnbuckle.
Just Joe runs into the ropes.
Just Joe misses with an elbow.
Quackman uses a butt-bump on Just Joe.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin removes the chair from the ring.
Quackman takes Just Joe down with a flying bodypress.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Quackman hits a DDT on Just Joe.
Quackman is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Quackman hits Just Joe with a DDT.
A portion of the crowd is booing Quackman.
Quackman attempts to place Just Joe on the turnbuckle, but Just Joe blocks it.
Just Joe begs off.
Quackman leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Quackman sets up the chair.
Quackman nails Just Joe with a DDT onto the chair.
A portion of the crowd is booing Quackman.
Kevin Cole: DDT onto the chair!
Nik Cain: Like that’s anything compared to what Joe has already been through here tonight.
Quackman goes for a figure-four leglock, but Just Joe blocks it.
Just Joe kicks Quackman.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Just Joe.
Just Joe kicks Quackman.
Quackman begs off.
Just Joe uses the Doctor Bomb on Quackman.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.
Just Joe executes a backbreaker on Quackman.
Just Joe yells at the crowd.
Just Joe is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Just Joe takes Quackman down with a jumping clothesline.
Just Joe is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Just Joe goes for a hiptoss, but Quackman counters it with a backslide.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.
Quackman seemingly enjoys the boos.
The winner is Quackman. Time of match: 0:11:28
Kevin Cole: And, mercifully, this one is over!
Nik Cain: Quackman wins with a backslide. There is a joke in there somewhere but I sure as hell ain’t looking for it.
Kevin Cole: Next up, Darian Blaze tries to rebound from a somewhat disappointing debut as he takes on Kommon Sense, who makes his singles debut here tonight.
Nik Cain: Kommon Sense is much more proficient in tag wrestling, but still will not be a push over for Blaze.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Local who was paid $50 to watch our backs...
Fighting out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...
Weighing in at 362 pounds...
Kommon Sense
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Lauren Washington...
Fighting out of Santa Monica, California...
Weighing in at 273 pounds...
"Mr. Moonlight" Darian Blaze
They lock up.
Kommon Sense chops Darian Blaze.
Kommon Sense kicks Darian Blaze.
The crowd is starting to get behind Kommon Sense.
Darian Blaze hits Kommon Sense.
Darian Blaze executes a running diamond cutter on Kommon Sense.
Darian Blaze is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Darian Blaze whips Kommon Sense into the turnbuckle.
Darian Blaze goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Kommon Sense
counters it with a Gorilla Press.
A small "Kommon Sense" chant is being started.
Kommon Sense hits Darian Blaze with a vertical suplex driver.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: These two have wasted no time!
Nik Cain: Yeah, high impact offense right out of the box.
Kommon Sense nails Darian Blaze with a body punch.
Kommon Sense hits Darian Blaze with a back elbow.
Kommon Sense hits an uppercut on Darian Blaze.
Kommon Sense places Darian Blaze on the turnbuckle.
Kommon Sense uses a belly-to-belly superplex on Darian Blaze.
A small "Kommon Sense" chant is being started.
Kommon Sense uses a guillotine drop onto the top rope on Darian Blaze.
A small "Kommon Sense" chant is being started.
Kommon Sense whips Darian Blaze into the turnbuckle.
Darian Blaze comes back and rocks Kommon Sense with an elbow.
Darian Blaze whips Kommon Sense into the ropes.
Darian Blaze nails Kommon Sense with rolling clothesline.
Darian Blaze goes for brain buster into seated a power bomb, but Kommon Sense
counters it with a kick to the midsection.
In turn, Darian Blaze counters it with a dragon screw.
Darian Blaze punches Kommon Sense.
There are lots of chants for Darian Blaze.
Kommon Sense kicks Darian Blaze.
Kommon Sense punches Darian Blaze.
Kommon Sense is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Darian Blaze punches Kommon Sense.
There are lots of chants for Darian Blaze.
Darian Blaze chops Kommon Sense.
The crowd is really behind Darian Blaze.
Kommon Sense chops Darian Blaze.
Darian Blaze hits Kommon Sense.
The crowd is really behind Darian Blaze.
Darian Blaze catches Kommon Sense in a scorpion deathlock STF.
Kommon Sense tries to escape the hold.
Kevin Cole: Blaze has Kommon Sense locked in a very painful hold.
Nik Cain: Keeping the big man off his feet is a good idea.
Kommon Sense is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Kommon Sense tries to escape the hold.
Kommon Sense tries to fight the pain.
Kommon Sense breaks the hold after 28 seconds.
Kommon Sense takes Darian Blaze down with a thumb to the throat.
Kommon Sense goes for a brain buster, but Darian Blaze blocks it.
Darian Blaze throws Kommon Sense out of the ring.
Darian Blaze goes through the ropes.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
Darian Blaze is handed a cheese grater.
Darian Blaze takes a swing at Kommon Sense with the cheese grater, but he
gets out of the way.
Kommon Sense snatches the cheese grater from him.
Kommon Sense hits him with the cheese grater.
The crowd is going crazy.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear!
Kommon Sense goes for a back elbow, but Darian Blaze ducks out of the way.
Blackie McGee counts: 2.
Darian Blaze reenters the ring.
Kommon Sense follows him back in.
Darian Blaze uses a guillotine drop onto the top rope on Kommon Sense.
Darian Blaze is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Darian Blaze runs into the ropes.
Darian Blaze misses with a kick.
Darian Blaze hits Kommon Sense with an elbow.
Darian Blaze runs into the ropes.
Kommon Sense hits Darian Blaze with a kick.
Kommon Sense beats his head with his fists.
Kommon Sense has the crowd going wild.
Kevin Cole: Why is he hitting himself?
Nik Cain: I dunno. Perhaps he has chosen to beat himself like his momma should have.
Kommon Sense goes for a clawhold, but Darian Blaze counters it with a low blow.
Both Lauren Washington and Local who was paid $50 to watch our backs
jump up on the apron.
Blackie McGee tries to send them back down.
Darian Blaze executes a kick to the groin on Kommon Sense.
Darian Blaze executes rolling clothesline on Kommon Sense.
The chants for Darian Blaze are deafening.
Darian Blaze attempts to place Kommon Sense on the turnbuckle, but Kommon Sense
blocks it.
Darian Blaze takes Kommon Sense down with rolling clothesline.
The crowd erupts.
Darian Blaze nails Kommon Sense with a standing moonsault.
There is no referee to count.
Darian Blaze throws Kommon Sense out of the ring.
Darian Blaze goes through the ropes.
Darian Blaze sets up a table.
Darian Blaze sets up Kommon Sense on the table.
Darian Blaze tries to drive Kommon Sense through the table with a tiger driver,
but he blocks it.
Kommon Sense executes a rolling kick on Darian Blaze.
Darian Blaze is busted wide open.
Kevin Cole: That kick just busted Blaze wide open!
Nik Cain: He might have a broken nose from that shot.
Kommon Sense whips Darian Blaze into the guardrail.
Kommon Sense reenters the ring.
Darian Blaze follows him back in.
Darian Blaze brings the table into the ring.
Darian Blaze leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Darian Blaze sets up the chair.
Darian Blaze hits a release tiger suplex onto the chair on Kommon Sense.
Kevin Cole: Suplex onto the steel!
There is no referee to count.
Blackie McGee is back on the job.
Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.
Darian Blaze hits Kommon Sense.
Kommon Sense hits Darian Blaze.
The crowd is going crazy.
Darian Blaze hits Kommon Sense.
Darian Blaze chops Kommon Sense.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Darian Blaze.
Darian Blaze executes falling reverse DDT on Kommon Sense.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Darian Blaze whips Kommon Sense into the ropes.
Kommon Sense nails Darian Blaze with the Running Forearm Smash.
Kommon Sense places Darian Blaze on the turnbuckle.
Kommon Sense goes for the SocioBomb, but Darian Blaze counters it with
a forearm smash.
Darian Blaze chops Kommon Sense.
The crowd is giving Darian Blaze a standing ovation.
Darian Blaze punches Kommon Sense.
The crowd erupts.
Kommon Sense chops Darian Blaze.
The crowd is going crazy.
Kommon Sense punches Darian Blaze.
Kommon Sense hits a guillotine drop onto the top rope on Darian Blaze.
Kommon Sense has the crowd going wild.
Kommon Sense sets up Darian Blaze on the table.
Kommon Sense executes the SocioBomb through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness! SocioBomb through the table!
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Kommon Sense is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Kick out! Blaze kicked out!
Kommon Sense goes for a front-layout suplex, but Darian Blaze counters it with
a kneelift.
Darian Blaze whips Kommon Sense into the ropes, but Kommon Sense reverses it.
Darian Blaze takes Kommon Sense down with the Running Forearm Smash.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Darian Blaze executes the Blazing Star on Kommon Sense.
The crowd is giving Darian Blaze a standing ovation.
Darian Blaze goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kevin Cole: Kommon Sense kicks out after the Blazing Star!
Nik Cain: Neither of these guys wants to walk out of here with a loss. But one of them is going to.
Darian Blaze throws Kommon Sense out of the ring.
Darian Blaze jumps onto him with a Twisting Plancha.
Darian Blaze whips Kommon Sense into the guardrail.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
Darian Blaze whips Kommon Sense into the guardrail.
Darian Blaze hits Kommon Sense with a standing moonsault.
Darian Blaze throws Kommon Sense back into the ring.
Kommon Sense takes the lead pipe and uses it on him.
The crowd is going crazy.
He goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Kevin Cole: Again, Blaze manages to kick out!
Darian Blaze runs into the ropes.
Darian Blaze hits Kommon Sense with an elbow.
Darian Blaze executes a shooting star press on Kommon Sense.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kevin Cole: So close!
Darian Blaze goes for a figure-four leglock, but Kommon Sense kicks him off.
Kommon Sense nails Darian Blaze with a facerake.
Kommon Sense hits Darian Blaze.
Kommon Sense punches Darian Blaze.
There are lots of chants for Kommon Sense.
Kommon Sense hits Darian Blaze.
The crowd is really behind Kommon Sense.
Kommon Sense hits a vertical suplex driver on Darian Blaze.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Kommon Sense nails Darian Blaze with a rolling kick.
Kommon Sense chops Darian Blaze.
The crowd is really behind Kommon Sense.
Kommon Sense chops Darian Blaze.
There are lots of chants for Kommon Sense.
Darian Blaze hits Kommon Sense.
Darian Blaze hits Kommon Sense.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Kommon Sense kicks Darian Blaze.
The crowd is really behind Kommon Sense.
Kommon Sense kicks Darian Blaze.
Kommon Sense punches Darian Blaze.
There are lots of chants for Kommon Sense.
Darian Blaze kicks Kommon Sense.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Darian Blaze.
Kommon Sense hits Darian Blaze.
The crowd is really behind Kommon Sense.
Darian Blaze hits Kommon Sense.
The crowd is giving Darian Blaze a standing ovation.
Kommon Sense punches Darian Blaze.
The crowd is really behind Kommon Sense.
Darian Blaze kicks Kommon Sense.
The crowd is behind Darian Blaze all the way.
Darian Blaze gets a scorpion deathlock STF on Kommon Sense.
Kommon Sense breaks the hold after 10 seconds.
Kommon Sense places Darian Blaze on the turnbuckle.
Kommon Sense takes Darian Blaze down with a belly-to-belly superplex.
Kommon Sense has the crowd going wild.
Kevin Cole: Did you see the ring shake from the force of that suplex?
Nik Cain: See it? Hell, I felt it over here.
Kommon Sense hits Darian Blaze.
Darian Blaze kicks Kommon Sense.
The crowd is behind Darian Blaze all the way.
Darian Blaze punches Kommon Sense.
Kommon Sense chops Darian Blaze.
Kommon Sense has the crowd going wild.
Darian Blaze hits Kommon Sense.
Darian Blaze chops Kommon Sense.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Darian Blaze.
Darian Blaze locks Kommon Sense in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Kommon Sense is struggling to reach the ropes.
Kommon Sense is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Kommon Sense tries to escape the hold.
Kommon Sense is barely hanging in there.
Blackie McGee asks Kommon Sense if he should stop the fight.
Kommon Sense shakes his head.
Kommon Sense tries to escape the hold.
Kommon Sense is writhing in pain.
Kommon Sense reaches the ropes after being trapped for 30 seconds.
Darian Blaze executes a kick to the groin on Kommon Sense.
Darian Blaze executes fireman's carry into a diamond cutter on Kommon Sense.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Darian Blaze uses fireman's carry into a diamond cutter on Kommon Sense.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Nik Cain: You can see frustration starting to set in, as Blaze continues to have trouble putting Kommon Sense away.
Darian Blaze hits Kommon Sense with the Running Forearm Smash.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Darian Blaze goes for brain buster into seated a power bomb, but Kommon Sense
counters it with a vertical suplex.
Kommon Sense nails Darian Blaze with a guillotine drop onto the top rope.
Kommon Sense whips Darian Blaze into the ropes.
Kommon Sense goes for the Oriental Spike, but Darian Blaze blocks it.
Local who was paid $50 to watch our backs enters the ring and hits Darian Blaze
with the Steel Reserve 40 Bottle.
Darian Blaze is out cold.
There are lots of chants for Kommon Sense.
Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness! Blaze is out cold!
Blackie McGee calls for the DQ.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The winner is Darian Blaze. Time of match: 0:10:43
Nik Cain: Well, that overzealous local just cost Kommon Sense the match.
Kevin Cole: His tag team partner will be in singles action just a little later. But first, Dias takes on Onslaught!
Nik Cain: Two tough as nails competitors, should be a good match.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Lady Blackpearl...
Fighting out of Chicago, Illinois...
Weighing in at 238 pounds...
Dias
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Deathwish...
Hailing from the dark side of the mind...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...
Onslaught
They lock up.
Onslaught nails Dias with a Northern Lights suplex.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Onslaught stares into the crowd.
Onslaught is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Onslaught whips Dias into the ropes, but Dias reverses it.
Dias hits Onslaught with a shoulderblock.
Dias executes a thrust kick to the head on Onslaught.
The crowd is cheering on Dias.
Dias takes Onslaught down with a flapjack.
Dias is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
Dias hits a thrust kick to the head on Onslaught.
Dias goes for a figure-four leglock, but Onslaught kicks him off.
Onslaught places Dias on the turnbuckle.
Onslaught takes Dias down with a top-rope diamond cutter.
Kevin Cole: What a move!
Nik Cain: Onslaught likes to utilize the top turnbuckle, but not for high flying moves. If you can stay away from the corner, you neutralize much of his offensive arsenal.
Onslaught whips Dias into the ropes, but Dias reverses it.
Dias misses with a clothesline.
Onslaught hits the Running Forearm Smash on Dias.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Onslaught stares into the crowd.
Onslaught is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Onslaught whips Dias into the ropes, but Dias reverses it.
Onslaught takes Dias down with a spear.
Onslaught goes for Air Sabu, but Dias side-steps and Onslaught only hits air.
Dias goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Onslaught throws him off.
Dias bumps into Dick Palmer.
Onslaught throws Dias out of the ring.
Onslaught goes through the ropes.
Onslaught whips Dias into the guardrail.
Onslaught uses an inverted power bomb on Dias.
Kevin Cole: Onslaught driving Dias’ face and chest onto the concrete!
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Onslaught knocks Dias into the ringsteps.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Onslaught takes Dias down with a power bomb.
Onslaught whips Dias into the guardrail.
Onslaught goes for a brain buster, but Dias blocks it.
Dias executes the Diamond Cutter on Onslaught.
Dias executes a spinebuster slam on Onslaught.
Dias whips Onslaught into the guardrail.
Dias reenters the ring.
Onslaught follows him back in.
Dias executes a spear on Onslaught.
Dias goes for an overhead release suplex, but Onslaught flips over.
Onslaught goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Dias blocks it.
Dias hits Onslaught with a spear.
Dias gives him neck-scissors, but Onslaught only stares at him.
Dias executes a flapjack on Onslaught.
Dick Palmer is back on the job.
Dias uses a reverse flying elbowdrop on Onslaught.
Dias uses a cartwheel kick on Onslaught.
Dias hits Onslaught.
A small "Dias" chant is being started.
Dias hits Onslaught.
A small "Dias" chant is being started.
Dias punches Onslaught.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dias.
Dias whips Onslaught into the ropes.
Dias hits Onslaught with an elbow.
Dias hits a springboard dropkick on Onslaught.
Deathwish tries to interfere, but Lady Blackpearl prevents him from doing so.
Dias executes a spear on Onslaught.
Dias whips Onslaught into the turnbuckle.
Dias takes Onslaught down with a body press slam.
Dias throws Onslaught out of the ring.
Dias jumps onto him with a suicide dive.
Nik Cain: Dias showing that he can take to the air when he has to.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dick Palmer counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dias goes for a 450 splash, but Onslaught rolls out of the way.
Nik Cain: But that time it did not pay off for him.
Onslaught reenters the ring.
Dias follows him back in.
Onslaught goes for the torture rack drop, but Dias blocks it.
Dias uses a snap suplex on Onslaught.
Dias executes a brain buster on Onslaught.
The crowd is cheering on Dias.
Dias goes for a Samoan Drop, but Onslaught counters it with an elbowsmash.
Onslaught punches Dias.
Onslaught is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Dias kicks Onslaught.
The crowd is cheering on Dias.
Dias kicks Onslaught.
The crowd is cheering on Dias.
Onslaught chops Dias.
Onslaught punches Dias.
Dias punches Onslaught.
Dias is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Onslaught kicks Dias.
Onslaught hits Dias.
Onslaught is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Dias kicks Onslaught.
Dias is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Dias chops Onslaught.
Onslaught kicks Dias.
Onslaught is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Dias chops Onslaught.
Dias is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Dias nails Onslaught with a thrust kick to the head.
Dias hits Onslaught with a thrust kick to the head.
There are lots of chants for Dias.
Kevin Cole: Two more stiff kicks to Onslaught’s head!
Nik Cain: Those shots are definitely taking their toll on Onslaught.
Dias executes a cartwheel kick on Onslaught.
Dias throws Onslaught out of the ring.
Dias jumps onto him with a suicide dive.
Dias knocks Onslaught into the ringsteps.
The crowd is cheering on Dias.
Dias nails Onslaught with a cartwheel kick.
Dias knocks Onslaught into the ringpost.
There are lots of chants for Dias.
Dias nails Onslaught with a 450 splash.
Dick Palmer counts: 1.
Dick Palmer counts: 2.
Dias knocks Onslaught into the ringsteps.
Dias climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Onslaught throws him to the mat.
The crowd is booing Onslaught.
Dick Palmer counts: 3.
Deathwish comes from behind, but Dias nails Deathwish.
Onslaught throws Dias back into the ring.
Onslaught hits Dias with an Arabian Facebuster.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Onslaught takes Dias down with a leaping swinging DDT.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Onslaught stares into the crowd.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Onslaught goes for the Mind Blast, but Dias blocks it.
Onslaught runs into the ropes.
Dias nails Onslaught with neck-scissors.
Dias goes for falling reverse DDT, but Onslaught blocks it.
Onslaught hits Dias.
Onslaught hits Dias.
Onslaught runs into the ropes.
Dias hits a spear on Onslaught.
Dias mouths off.
The crowd is really behind Dias.
Dias goes for a spinebuster slam, but Onslaught counters it with a kneelift.
Onslaught places Dias on the turnbuckle.
Onslaught uses a top-rope neckbreaker on Dias.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Onslaught takes Dias down with an overhead head and arm suplex.
The crowd is booing Onslaught.
Onslaught places Dias on the turnbuckle.
Onslaught hits a top-rope Ace Crusher on Dias.
The crowd is booing Onslaught.
Onslaught places Dias on the turnbuckle.
Onslaught hits Dias with a top-rope Ace Crusher.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Onslaught hits Dias with a full nelson faceslam.
Onslaught places Dias on the turnbuckle.
Onslaught uses a top-rope neckbreaker on Dias.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Onslaught attempts to place Dias on the turnbuckle, but Dias blocks it.
Onslaught hits an enzuigiri to the face on Dias.
The crowd is booing Onslaught.
Onslaught goes for a Thunder Fire Power Bomb, but Dias blocks it.
Both Lady Blackpearl and Deathwish jump up on the apron.
Dick Palmer tries to send them back down.
Dias hits Onslaught with an overhead release suplex.
There is no referee to count.
Dick Palmer is back on the job.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Onslaught goes for a double arm DDT, but Dias blocks it.
Dias puts Onslaught in a chokehold.
Dick Palmer warns Dias to let go.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three, four.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.
Dick Palmer threatens Dias with disqualification.
Dias throws Onslaught out of the ring.
Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Onslaught
reenters the ring.
Kevin Cole: Onslaught was very slow to get back into the ring.
Nik Cain: That’s smart. If Dias ain’t gonna come out after him, he might as well take a quick breather.
Dias runs into the ropes.
Dias uses a cartwheel kick on Onslaught.
Dias whips Onslaught into the ropes.
Onslaught goes for a spear, but Dias counters it with a kneelift.
In turn, Onslaught counters it with a side step.
Onslaught whips Dias into the ropes.
Onslaught misses with a kick.
Onslaught hits Dias with a kick.
Onslaught goes for a Hotshot, but Dias counters it with a lariat.
Dias has the crowd going wild.
Dias whips Onslaught into the ropes.
Onslaught misses with an elbow.
Onslaught misses with a clothesline.
Onslaught takes Dias down with a spear.
Onslaught runs into the ropes.
Onslaught hits Dias with a kick.
Onslaught attempts to place Dias on the turnbuckle, but Dias blocks it.
Onslaught uses the Sky High on Dias.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
Onslaught executes the Mind Blast on Dias.
Onslaught goes for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.
Onslaught is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
The winner is Onslaught. Time of match: 0:12:10
Kevin Cole: Onslaught connects with the Mind Blast for the win!
(“Smoke on the Water” begins to play. James Crawford makes his way to the ring, flanked by his bodyguards as usual. Once in the ring, he makes his weekly Civil War announcement.)
James Crawford: Well, I’m sure most of you saw that War Games match last week. Well, that was just a taste of what is to come at Civil War on the 17th. But, I’ll keep this brief, so we can get back to the action. This week Mark Payne selected The Patriot and The Philadelphia Eagle while Samson chose Tragedy and Shawn Michaels. That’s all. Enjoy the rest of the show.
(Crawford’s music plays again as he makes his exit.)
Kevin Cole: Four more men have been announced for Civil War! Only four men remain to be chosen and our next two competitors could be two of them!
Nik Cain: Definitely. It’s gonna be KC Cannon against Cedric Donahue. Cannon is a seasoned tag veteran and Donahue has been making waves since his debut a few weeks ago.
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This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Fighting out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...
Weighing in at 240 pounds...
KC "Loose" Cannon
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Michael Cross...
Fighting out of Anchorage, Alaska...
Weighing in at 268 pounds...
"Elite" Cedric Donahue
KC "Loose" Cannon attacks Cedric Donahue before the bell.
KC "Loose" Cannon throws Cedric Donahue out of the ring.
KC "Loose" Cannon goes for a running 180 plancha, but Cedric Donahue
moves out of the way.
KC "Loose" Cannon is out cold.
There are lots of chants for Cedric Donahue.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!
Nik Cain: Cannon succeeded in getting the jump on Donahue by attacking him before the bell but failed miserably at connecting with that plancha.
Cedric Donahue knocks KC "Loose" Cannon into the ringpost.
There are lots of chants for Cedric Donahue.
Cedric Donahue whips KC "Loose" Cannon into the guardrail.
Michael Cross comes from behind and distracts KC "Loose" Cannon.
Robert Loggia counts: 1.
Cedric Donahue sets up a table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Cedric Donahue goes for an arm-hook DDT, but KC "Loose" Cannon blocks it.
Robert Loggia counts: 2.
KC "Loose" Cannon is handed the lead pipe.
KC "Loose" Cannon hits him with the lead pipe.
KC "Loose" Cannon is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kevin Cole: What a shot!
Nik Cain: The Sociopaths are not above doing anything to get the upper hand. In fact, resorting to anything seems to be their M.O.
KC "Loose" Cannon hits Cedric Donahue with a flying clothesline.
Robert Loggia counts: 3.
KC "Loose" Cannon reenters the ring.
Cedric Donahue follows him back in.
KC "Loose" Cannon takes Cedric Donahue down with a Hotshot.
The crowd is cheering on KC "Loose" Cannon.
KC "Loose" Cannon nails Cedric Donahue with the Diamond Cutter.
KC "Loose" Cannon is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, kickout.
KC "Loose" Cannon attempts to place Cedric Donahue on the turnbuckle, but
Cedric Donahue blocks it.
KC "Loose" Cannon executes a low blow on Cedric Donahue.
KC "Loose" Cannon goes for an Asai moonsault, but Cedric Donahue side-steps and
KC "Loose" Cannon only hits air.
The crowd is really behind Cedric Donahue.
Cedric Donahue uses an electric chair suplex on KC "Loose" Cannon.
There are lots of chants for Cedric Donahue.
Cedric Donahue uses a dragon suplex on KC "Loose" Cannon.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Cedric Donahue stands with both his arms outstretched looking at the fans.
The crowd is really behind Cedric Donahue.
Nik Cain: Donahue got a near fall but is wasting valuable time here.
Cedric Donahue goes for a full nelson, but KC "Loose" Cannon counters it with
a go-behind.
KC "Loose" Cannon nails Cedric Donahue with a waistlock suplex.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
KC "Loose" Cannon hits a kick to the midsection on Cedric Donahue.
KC "Loose" Cannon places Cedric Donahue on the turnbuckle.
KC "Loose" Cannon hits Cedric Donahue with a top-rope choke slam.
The crowd is cheering on KC "Loose" Cannon.
KC "Loose" Cannon goes for the Oriental Spike, but Cedric Donahue blocks it.
Cedric Donahue uses a Tombstone on KC "Loose" Cannon.
Cedric Donahue uses a front-layout suplex on KC "Loose" Cannon.
Cedric Donahue hits KC "Loose" Cannon with the Running Forearm Smash.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Cedric Donahue hits a crucifix power bomb on KC "Loose" Cannon.
Robert Loggia counts: One, shoulder up.
Cedric Donahue leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Cedric Donahue sets up the chair.
Cedric Donahue goes for a front-layout suplex, but KC "Loose" Cannon
counters it with a kneelift.
KC "Loose" Cannon nails Cedric Donahue with a belly-to-back suplex.
KC "Loose" Cannon places Cedric Donahue on the turnbuckle.
KC "Loose" Cannon takes Cedric Donahue down with a belly-to-belly superplex.
Kevin Cole: Suplex off the top brings Donahue back into the ring the hard way!
KC "Loose" Cannon uses a back fist on Cedric Donahue.
KC "Loose" Cannon goes for a clawhold, but Cedric Donahue blocks it.
Cedric Donahue throws KC "Loose" Cannon out of the ring.
Cedric Donahue goes through the ropes.
Cedric Donahue uses a superkick on KC "Loose" Cannon.
Robert Loggia counts: 1.
Cedric Donahue is handed the nine iron.
Cedric Donahue hits him with the nine iron.
Cedric Donahue has the crowd going wild.
Nik Cain: Fore!
Cedric Donahue goes for a crucifix power bomb, but KC "Loose" Cannon
counters it with a backslide.
KC "Loose" Cannon throws Cedric Donahue back into the ring.
KC "Loose" Cannon brings the the nine iron into the ring.
Cedric Donahue uses a low blow on KC "Loose" Cannon.
Cedric Donahue chops KC "Loose" Cannon.
The crowd is going crazy.
KC "Loose" Cannon chops Cedric Donahue.
KC "Loose" Cannon punches Cedric Donahue.
KC "Loose" Cannon is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
KC "Loose" Cannon attempts to place Cedric Donahue on the turnbuckle, but
Cedric Donahue blocks it.
KC "Loose" Cannon places Cedric Donahue on the turnbuckle.
KC "Loose" Cannon nails Cedric Donahue with a top-rope Frankensteiner.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
KC "Loose" Cannon uses a sitdown faceslam on Cedric Donahue.
The crowd is cheering on KC "Loose" Cannon.
KC "Loose" Cannon nails Cedric Donahue with a handspring elbow.
KC "Loose" Cannon is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
KC "Loose" Cannon bangs his head against the turnbuckle.
The crowd is cheering on KC "Loose" Cannon.
Nik Cain: That boy ain’t right.
KC "Loose" Cannon executes a double-axhandle chop on Cedric Donahue.
KC "Loose" Cannon hits a rolling cradle on Cedric Donahue.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
KC "Loose" Cannon executes a flying bodypress on Cedric Donahue.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
KC "Loose" Cannon hits an enzuigiri on Cedric Donahue.
KC "Loose" Cannon attempts to place Cedric Donahue on the turnbuckle, but
Cedric Donahue blocks it.
KC "Loose" Cannon nails Cedric Donahue with an uppercut punch.
KC "Loose" Cannon places Cedric Donahue on the turnbuckle.
KC "Loose" Cannon hits a top-rope choke slam on Cedric Donahue.
Robert Loggia removes the chair from the ring.
Cedric Donahue executes the Tragedy's End.
He goes for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Kevin Cole: Big kick out by Cannon!
KC "Loose" Cannon hits a rolling kick on Cedric Donahue.
KC "Loose" Cannon runs into the ropes.
Cedric Donahue hits KC "Loose" Cannon with an elbow.
Cedric Donahue leaves the ring.
He returns with a keyboard.
Cedric Donahue hits him with the keyboard.
The chants for Cedric Donahue are deafening.
Robert Loggia throws the keyboard out of the ring.
Cedric Donahue gives the sign for the Neckbreaker DDT.
Cedric Donahue executes the Neckbreaker DDT on KC "Loose" Cannon.
Kevin Cole: Donahue connects with the Neckbreaker DDT!
Cedric Donahue goes for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Cedric Donahue all the way.
The winner is Cedric Donahue. Time of match: 0:05:49
Nik Cain: The Neckbreaker DDT is all she wrote for Cannon.
Kevin Cole: We have to break away for commercials. Stay tuned!
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: Welcome back! Up next The Paladin will be taking on Justin Zane!
Nik Cain: And, no doubt, Oblivion is somewhere keeping a close eye on this one. He seems to have taken Zane under his wing and has had more than a couple run-ins with Paladin. As for the match, I think it will go to whoever can control the pace and style of the match.
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This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
From The Asylum...
Weighing in at 237 pounds...
Justin Zane
His opponent...
From Edinburgh, Scotland...
Weighing in at 309 pounds...
The Paladin
They lock up.
The Paladin nails Justin Zane with a dropkick.
The Paladin takes Justin Zane down with a power bomb.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
The Paladin whips Justin Zane into the ropes.
The Paladin hits Justin Zane with a kick.
The Paladin runs into the ropes.
Justin Zane misses with a shoulderblock.
Justin Zane uses a bulldog on The Paladin.
Justin Zane is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Justin Zane places The Paladin on the turnbuckle.
Justin Zane nails The Paladin with a top-rope fisherman buster.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: What a move! But that Paladin manages to kick out!
Justin Zane throws The Paladin out of the ring.
Justin Zane goes through the ropes.
Justin Zane hits a jumping elbow thrust on The Paladin.
Justin Zane knocks The Paladin into the ringsteps.
Jeff Davis counts: 1.
Justin Zane goes for the Eye's of Chaos, but The Paladin blocks it.
Nik Cain: Zane was looking for the Eyes of Chaos but Paladin had the move well scouted.
Justin Zane whips The Paladin into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Justin Zane hits a flying spinning leg lariat on The Paladin.
Justin Zane whips The Paladin into the guardrail.
Justin Zane hits The Paladin with the Garvin Stomp.
Jeff Davis counts: 2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jeff Davis counts: 3.
The Paladin is busted wide open.
Justin Zane sets up a table.
Justin Zane takes The Paladin down with a DDT.
Justin Zane reenters the ring.
The Paladin follows him back in.
Justin Zane leaves the ring.
He returns with the Dirty Bed Pan.
Justin Zane takes a swing at The Paladin with the Dirty Bed Pan, but he
gets out of the way.
The Paladin snatches the Dirty Bed Pan from him.
The Paladin hits him with the Dirty Bed Pan.
The crowd is cheering on The Paladin.
Kevin Cole: Oh...dear...lord!
The Paladin uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Justin Zane.
The Paladin whips Justin Zane into the ropes.
The Paladin hits Justin Zane with a clothesline.
The Paladin runs into the ropes.
The Paladin hits Justin Zane with a kick.
The Paladin is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
The Paladin whips Justin Zane into the ropes, but Justin Zane reverses it.
Justin Zane goes for an eye poke, but The Paladin blocks it.
The Paladin executes a German suplex on Justin Zane.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
The Paladin takes Justin Zane down with a Hotshot.
The crowd is cheering on The Paladin.
The Paladin whips Justin Zane into the ropes.
Justin Zane hits The Paladin with an elbow.
Justin Zane goes for a bulldog, but The Paladin blocks it.
The Paladin puts Justin Zane in a cobra clutch.
The Paladin lets go after 16 seconds.
The Paladin whips Justin Zane into the ropes, but Justin Zane reverses it.
The Paladin hits Justin Zane with an elbow.
The Paladin catches Justin Zane in a camel clutch.
Kevin Cole: Paladin is in control!
Nik Cain: He is using his size advantage to really control the tempo of the match.
Justin Zane reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
The Paladin takes Justin Zane down with a Northern Lights bomb.
The Paladin nails Justin Zane with a German suplex.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Paladin hits a hiptoss on Justin Zane.
The Paladin locks Justin Zane in a figure-four leglock.
The Paladin lets go after 14 seconds.
The Paladin locks Justin Zane in a figure-four leglock.
Justin Zane's shoulders are on the mat.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Justin Zane is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Justin Zane breaks the hold after 10 seconds.
Justin Zane whips The Paladin into the ropes.
The Paladin misses with a clothesline.
Justin Zane puts The Paladin in a testicular claw.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear!
Nik Cain: Oh calm down. It sure ain’t the worst thing we’ve seen tonight.
The Paladin is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Paladin tries to escape the hold.
Justin Zane lets go after 12 seconds.
Justin Zane hits himself in the head while screaming "GET OUT, GET OUT!!!".
The crowd is going crazy.
Justin Zane takes a swing at The Paladin with the Dirty Bed Pan, but he
gets out of the way.
The Paladin snatches the Dirty Bed Pan from him.
The Paladin hits him with the Dirty Bed Pan.
The crowd is behind The Paladin all the way.
The Paladin goes for a hiptoss, but Justin Zane blocks it.
Justin Zane hits a DDT on The Paladin.
Justin Zane has the crowd going wild.
Justin Zane attempts to place The Paladin on the turnbuckle, but The Paladin
blocks it.
Justin Zane uses an eye gouge on The Paladin.
Justin Zane goes for an anklelock submission, but The Paladin blocks it.
The Paladin punches Justin Zane.
Justin Zane hits The Paladin.
The crowd is going crazy.
Justin Zane chops The Paladin.
Justin Zane has the crowd going wild.
Justin Zane whips The Paladin into the ropes.
Justin Zane uses an Arabian Facebuster on The Paladin.
Justin Zane has the crowd going wild.
Justin Zane is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Zane driving that steel chair right into Paladin’s face! But, again, he is able to find the strength the kick out!
Nik Cain: Paladin has proven to be one resilient guy.
Justin Zane catches The Paladin in a figure-four leglock.
The Paladin's shoulders are on the mat.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Paladin tries to fight the pain.
The Paladin's shoulders are on the mat.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Paladin's shoulders are on the mat.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Paladin's shoulders are on the mat.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Paladin is barely hanging in there.
Jeff Davis asks The Paladin if he's still there.
The Paladin nods.
Jeff Davis asks The Paladin if he should stop the fight.
The Paladin shakes his head.
Jeff Davis asks The Paladin if he's had enough.
The Paladin shakes his head.
The Paladin is close to passing out from the pain.
Jeff Davis asks The Paladin if he should stop the fight.
The Paladin shakes his head.
The Paladin's shoulders are on the mat.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Paladin is barely hanging in there.
Jeff Davis checks The Paladin's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
The Paladin fights his way out of the hold after 51 seconds.
Kevin Cole: Paladin fights his way out of the figure four!
Nik Cain: But that move has definitely taken its toll.
Justin Zane executes the Tightrope armbreaker on The Paladin.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Justin Zane executes the Eye's of Chaos on The Paladin.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Justin Zane goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Kevin Cole: Big kick out! Paladin kicked out after the Eyes of Chaos and with authority!
The Paladin catches Justin Zane in the torture rack.
The Paladin lets go after 13 seconds.
The Paladin hits Justin Zane with a powerslam.
Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.
The Paladin puts Justin Zane in a scorpion deathlock.
Justin Zane tries to escape the hold.
Justin Zane reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
The Paladin catches Justin Zane in a cobra clutch.
Justin Zane is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Justin Zane reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Paladin makes the sign of the cross.
The crowd is behind The Paladin all the way.
The Paladin executes the Prayer Circle on Justin Zane.
Kevin Cole: Prayer Circle on Zane!
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The winner is The Paladin. Time of match: 0:09:22
Kevin Cole: And Paladin gets the three count!
Nik Cain: Zane is full of potential while Paladin is now starting to reach his potential. Both could be major forces in wrestling in the months and years to come.
Kevin Cole: Next, we have tag action as Dominque teams up with Aeris De Lioncourt to take on the rather odd pairing of Rhapsody and Lollipop!
Nik Cain: Well, this match came as a result of last week’s Women’s Title match. While Lollipop did help out Rhapsody last week, it may very well have been because Lollipop wants to be the one to finally take the belt from Rhapsody. You might not see a lot of teamwork on that side. Of course, who knows how Aeris and Dominique will function as a unit.
~~~~~
This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
At a total combined weight of 245 pounds...
Dominique and Aeris De Lioncourt
Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Comedy and Tragedy...
At a total combined weight of 261 pounds...
Rhapsody and Lollipop
They lock up.
Rhapsody hits a double-axhandle to the back on Aeris De Lioncourt.
Rhapsody puts Aeris De Lioncourt in the Mandible Claw.
Aeris De Lioncourt is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Aeris De Lioncourt's shoulders are on the mat.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Aeris De Lioncourt is inching her way towards the ropes.
Aeris De Lioncourt's shoulders are on the mat.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rhapsody lets go after 29 seconds.
Rhapsody hits Aeris De Lioncourt with an implant DDT.
Rhapsody is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kevin Cole: The champ starting off quickly against De Lioncourt!
Rhapsody whips Aeris De Lioncourt into the ropes.
Aeris De Lioncourt uses a back heel kick on Rhapsody.
Aeris De Lioncourt hits Rhapsody with the Diamond Dust.
The crowd is booing Aeris De Lioncourt.
Aeris De Lioncourt is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Aeris De Lioncourt tags out to Dominique.
Dominique executes a spear on Rhapsody.
Kevin Cole: Dominique gets the tag and explodes into the ring!
Dominique attempts to place Rhapsody on the turnbuckle, but Rhapsody blocks it.
Dominique nails Rhapsody with a fallaway slam.
Dominique throws Rhapsody out of the ring.
Dominique goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dominique knocks Rhapsody into the ringpost.
Aeris De Lioncourt comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dominique whips Rhapsody into the guardrail.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
Dominique uses a fallaway slam on Rhapsody.
Blackie McGee counts: 2.
Rhapsody is busted wide open.
Dominique whips Rhapsody into the guardrail.
Blackie McGee counts: 3.
Dominique reenters the ring.
Rhapsody follows her back in.
Rhapsody begs off.
Dominique throws Rhapsody out of the ring.
Kevin Cole: Dominique is showing no mercy on the bloodied Women’s Champion!
Nik Cain: And you’ll notice that Lollipop is not exactly rushing to her aid.
Dominique goes through the ropes.
Dominique takes Rhapsody down with falling reverse DDT.
Dominique runs her thumb across her throat.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dominique.
Dominique whips Rhapsody into the guardrail.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
Aeris De Lioncourt comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dominique whips Rhapsody into the guardrail.
Dominique whips Rhapsody into the guardrail.
Dominique whips Rhapsody into the guardrail.
Nik Cain: Rhapsody, spending some real quality time with Mr. Guardrail.
Dominique uses a twisting moonsault on Rhapsody.
Blackie McGee counts: 2.
Tragedy comes from behind, but Dominique nails Tragedy.
Rhapsody hits Dominique with a backdrop driver.
Rhapsody hits a flying kneedrop on Dominique.
Blackie McGee counts: 3.
Rhapsody reenters the ring.
Dominique follows her back in.
Rhapsody tags out to Lollipop.
Kevin Cole: Rhapsody makes the much-needed tag! Lollipop is in!
Lollipop nails Dominique with a headbutt.
Lollipop hits a double underhook DDT on Dominique.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Lollipop complains about a slow count.
Lollipop attempts to place Dominique on the turnbuckle, but Dominique blocks it.
Lollipop tags out to Rhapsody.
Nik Cain: And Lollipop is back out. Way to be a team player.
Dominique hits Rhapsody with falling reverse DDT.
Dominique hits falling reverse DDT on Rhapsody.
Dominique throws Rhapsody out of the ring.
Blackie McGee counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
The crowd is going crazy.
The winners are Dominique and Aeris De Lioncourt. Time of match: 0:05:30
Kevin Cole: Rhapsody is unable to get back in the ring and, as a result, has been counted out!
Nik Cain: Well that basically turned into a two on one match up.
Kevin Cole: Our next contest pits Jean against one half of the Goodfellas, Tony Montana!
Nik Cain: Montana looking a little pay back for Jean’s attack on Gotti last week. It’s been announced that Jean will, in fact, get a shot at the World Title at Civil War. But he better not look past Montana or he might find himself staring up at the lights after being on the receiving end on an Incarceration.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Fighting out of Miami, Florida...
Weighing in at 210 pounds...
Tony Montana
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Eve...
Fighting out of parts unknown...
Weighing in at 230 pounds...
"The Prince of Darkness" Jean
They lock up.
Tony Montana uses a running power bomb on Jean.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Tony Montana nails Jean with a legsweep.
Tony Montana yells "Say hello to my little friend!".
A few fans are cheering on Tony Montana.
Tony Montana whips Jean into the ropes, but Jean reverses it.
Jean uses a chop on Tony Montana.
Jean takes Tony Montana down with a double underhook faceslam.
A small "Jean" chant is being started.
Jean is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Jean nails Tony Montana with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
A small "Jean" chant is being started.
Jean nails Tony Montana with a roundhouse kick.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.
Nik Cain: Montana tried to get off to a quick start. But, just as quickly, Jean has turned the tables.
Jean locks Tony Montana in a Lion Tamer.
Tony Montana reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Jean throws Tony Montana out of the ring.
Jean goes for a corkscrew plancha, but Tony Montana moves out of the way.
Jean is out cold.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Tony Montana.
Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!
Nik Cain: That was a costly error.
Eve comes from behind and distracts Tony Montana.
Jean whips Tony Montana into the guardrail.
Jean nails Tony Montana with a flying forearm.
Eve comes from behind and distracts Tony Montana.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jean uses a swinging neckbreaker on Tony Montana.
Jean whips Tony Montana into the guardrail.
Dick Palmer counts: 1.
Jean reenters the ring.
Tony Montana follows him back in.
Tony Montana brings the table into the ring.
Tony Montana goes for a German suplex, but Jean counters it with an elbowsmash.
Jean chops Tony Montana.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.
Tony Montana chops Jean.
Tony Montana punches Jean.
Tony Montana is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jean punches Tony Montana.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.
Jean chops Tony Montana.
Jean chops Tony Montana.
Tony Montana hits Jean.
Tony Montana is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Tony Montana hits Jean.
Tony Montana is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jean punches Tony Montana.
A small "Jean" chant is being started.
Jean sets up Tony Montana on the table.
Jean tries to dark circle Tony Montana through the table, but he moves
out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is behind Tony Montana all the way.
Kevin Cole: Jean crashes through the table!
Nik Cain: He was trying to send Montana through it with the Dark Circle, but Montana wriggled free.
Tony Montana nails Jean with an Asai moonsault.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Tony Montana runs into the ropes.
Jean hits Tony Montana with a shoulderblock.
Jean is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jean executes a hurracanrana on Tony Montana.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jean takes Tony Montana down with a clothesline.
Jean is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Jean executes a dropkick on Tony Montana.
Jean whips Tony Montana into the ropes, but Tony Montana reverses it.
Jean takes Tony Montana down with an ax kick.
Jean is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jean executes the Dark Circle on Tony Montana.
Kevin Cole: Dark Circle! That should be it!
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Kevin Cole: No! Montana still has something left!
Tony Montana leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Tony Montana runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Tony Montana nails Jean with a clothesline.
Tony Montana whips Jean into the ropes.
Jean goes for a clothesline, but Tony Montana ducks out of the way.
Tony Montana goes for a flying clothesline, but Jean ducks out of the way.
Jean goes for a full nelson slam, but Tony Montana counters it with
a backward kick.
Tony Montana hits Jean with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is going crazy.
Tony Montana whips Jean into the ropes.
Jean hits Tony Montana with a swinging neckbreaker.
Jean is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jean whips Tony Montana into the ropes.
Jean executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Tony Montana.
The crowd is really behind Jean.
Jean attempts to place Tony Montana on the turnbuckle, but Tony Montana
blocks it.
Jean puts Tony Montana in an anklelock submission.
Tony Montana breaks the hold after 11 seconds.
Tony Montana whips Jean into the ropes, but Jean reverses it.
Jean hits Tony Montana with a backdrop.
Jean goes for a kneelift, but Tony Montana side-steps and Jean only hits air.
Tony Montana whips Jean into the ropes.
Jean misses with a clothesline.
Tony Montana misses with an elbow.
Jean hits Tony Montana with a kick.
Jean goes for a pumphandle slam, but Tony Montana blocks it.
Tony Montana takes Jean down with a legsweep.
Jean takes Tony Montana down with a German suplex.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, Jean lifts a shoulder, three.
The crowd is going crazy.
The winner is Jean. Time of match: 0:06:13
Kevin Cole: Jean got his shoulder up just in the knick of time!
Nik Cain: Another impressive win for Jean, who needs all the momentum he can get going into Civil War.
Kevin Cole: Up next, Samson will be in action. He too will need all the momentum he can get.
Nik Cain: Very true. He is scheduled for a rematch against Hazard for the IC Title and will also be captaining a team in the main event.
Kevin Cole: Tonight he squares off against The Patriot! Let’s get to the ring!
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Weighing in at 287 pounds...
The Patriot
His opponent...
Hailing from Queensbridge, New York City...
Weighing in at 224 pounds...
"The Hardest Working Man in Wresting" Samson
They lock up.
Samson executes a spinebuster on The Patriot.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
Samson uses a senton on The Patriot.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
Samson hits a flying somersault headbutt on The Patriot.
Samson runs into the ropes.
Samson executes a clothesline on The Patriot.
Nik Cain: Samson is definitely looking ready for Civil War right now.
Samson whips The Patriot into the turnbuckle, but The Patriot reverses it.
The Patriot runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Samson lifts his knee.
Samson whips The Patriot into the ropes.
The Patriot misses with a kick.
The Patriot hits Samson with a clothesline.
The Patriot nails Samson with a falling splash.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
The Patriot whips Samson into the turnbuckle.
The Patriot charges into the corner, but Samson moves out of the way.
Samson gets an armbar submission on The Patriot.
The Patriot is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Patriot reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds.
Samson nails The Patriot with a belly-to-back suplex.
Samson places The Patriot on the turnbuckle.
Samson uses a top-rope power bomb on The Patriot.
Kevin Cole: Power bomb from the top!
Samson whips The Patriot into the ropes.
The Patriot hits Samson with a clothesline.
The Patriot nails Samson with a spinning power bomb.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
The Patriot hits a spin kick on Samson.
The Patriot runs into the ropes.
Samson hits The Patriot with a clothesline.
Samson is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Samson takes The Patriot down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Samson hits an elbowdrop on The Patriot.
Samson locks The Patriot in a Boston crab.
Nik Cain: Every time The Patriot starts to mount some kind of offense, Samson grounds him. Samson is really on top of his game here tonight.
The Patriot tries to escape the hold.
The Patriot reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Samson goes for a legdrop, but The Patriot rolls out of the way.
The Patriot goes for a bulldog, but Samson throws him off.
Samson hits The Patriot.
The crowd is booing Samson.
Samson kicks The Patriot.
The Patriot chops Samson.
The crowd is starting to get behind The Patriot.
Samson kicks The Patriot.
The crowd is booing Samson.
Samson kicks The Patriot.
A fan at ringside badmouths Samson.
The Patriot hits Samson.
Samson leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Samson sets up the chair.
Samson goes for a DDT, but The Patriot counters it with a backdrop.
The Patriot locks Samson in a bearhug.
Samson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Patriot goes for a hiptoss, but Samson counters it with a lariat.
In turn, The Patriot counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is cheering on The Patriot.
The Patriot goes for a moonsault, but Samson gets his knees up.
Kevin Cole: The Patriot took a rare trip to the top rope and it did not pay off!
Samson whips The Patriot into the ropes.
Samson hits The Patriot with a kick.
Samson gets a sleeperhold on The Patriot.
The Patriot is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Patriot is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Samson lets go after 16 seconds.
Samson sets up the chair.
Samson goes for an inverted Swinging DDT, but The Patriot blocks it.
The Patriot goes for a European uppercut, but Samson counters it with
a backslide.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Samson nails The Patriot with a Northern Lights suplex.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Samson places The Patriot on the turnbuckle.
Samson hits The Patriot with a top-rope reverse DDT.
Samson further incites the crowd.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear!
Nik Cain: That move can sure knock some sense into you or out of you, depending on who is receiving it.
Samson takes The Patriot down with a chop.
Samson executes a dropkick on The Patriot.
Samson runs into the ropes.
The Patriot hits Samson with a kick.
The Patriot uses a European uppercut on Samson.
The Patriot whips Samson into the ropes.
Samson misses with a clothesline.
Samson nails The Patriot with a clothesline.
Samson is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is booing Samson.
The winner is Samson. Time of match: 0:06:15
Kevin Cole: What a shot! Samson missed with that clothesline attempt to only to come back with one that almost took The Patriot’s head clean off!
Nik Cain: The Patriot is one hell of a competitor but Samson was obviously in a zone here tonight.
Kevin Cole: We have got to take a break! Stay tuned!
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: We are back! Let’s get right back to the ring for some six man action!
~~~~~
This contest is a six man tag team match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Alexandra and Rhapsody...
At a total combined weight of 980 pounds...
Thespian Express and Demitri
Their opponents...
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...
At a total combined weight of 730 pounds...
The Nightmare Express and The Philadelphia Eagle
They lock up.
Tragedy whips Dream Warrior into the ropes.
Dream Warrior misses with a clothesline.
Tragedy goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Dream Warrior counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Kevin Cole: Tragedy and Dream Warrior start this one off.
Dream Warrior goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Tragedy blocks it.
Tragedy places Dream Warrior on the turnbuckle.
Tragedy takes Dream Warrior down with a choke-buster.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Tragedy runs into the ropes.
Dream Warrior locks Tragedy in an abdominal stretch.
Tragedy is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tragedy is struggling to reach the ropes.
Tragedy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Dream Warrior takes Tragedy down with a bodyslam.
Dream Warrior takes Tragedy down with flying 360 legdrop.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, Rhapsody puts Tragedy's foot on the rope.
Dream Warrior goes for a choke against the ropes, but Tragedy blocks it.
Tragedy tags out to Comedy.
Kevin Cole: And the big man is in!
Nik Cain: Comedy weighs almost as much as his three opponents combined. Anyone who does not think his size gives him an advantage has obviously never stood next to him. In person he is nothing less than mammoth in size.
The Philadelphia Eagle enters the ring and lays out Tragedy.
A small "The Philadelphia Eagle" chant is being started.
The Philadelphia Eagle hits a DDT on Comedy.
A small "The Philadelphia Eagle" chant is being started.
Dream Warrior climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Comedy nails him in the stomach.
Dream Warrior falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear!
The Philadelphia Eagle leaves the ring.
Comedy executes a belly-to-belly superplex on Dream Warrior.
Comedy is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: A huge suplex by Comedy, but somehow Warrior gets a shoulder up!
Nik Cain: All these matches against Comedy have to be shaving years off the career of the Nightmare Express. You can’t have that much man land on you that many times without it taking some kind of toll.
Comedy nails Dream Warrior with a Big Leg Drop.
The crowd is booing Comedy.
Comedy goes for a fistdrop, but Dream Warrior rolls out of the way.
Dream Warrior tags out to The Philadelphia Eagle.
The Philadelphia Eagle and Dream Warrior whip Comedy into the ropes.
They hit Comedy with a double clothesline.
Dream Warrior leaves the ring.
The Philadelphia Eagle uses a flying forearm on Comedy.
Robert Loggia counts: One, kickout.
The Philadelphia Eagle hits a flying axhandle on Comedy.
The Philadelphia Eagle nails Comedy with the Garvin Stomp.
The crowd is starting to get behind The Philadelphia Eagle.
The Philadelphia Eagle runs his thumb accross his throat.
A small "The Philadelphia Eagle" chant is being started.
Nik Cain: You’d think he won the Super Bowl with the way he’s celebrating. It was just the Garvin Stomp.
The Philadelphia Eagle nails Comedy with a thrust kick to the head.
The Philadelphia Eagle is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Philadelphia Eagle goes for a DDT, but Comedy counters it with a backdrop.
Comedy whips The Philadelphia Eagle into the ropes.
The Philadelphia Eagle hits Comedy with a shoulderblock.
The Philadelphia Eagle runs his thumb accross his throat.
The crowd is cheering on The Philadelphia Eagle.
The Philadelphia Eagle leaves the ring.
He returns with a chain.
The Philadelphia Eagle hits him with a chain.
Kevin Cole: What a shot!
Nik Cain: I gotta give the guy credit. He is taking the fight to the 550 pound Comedy.
Bad Dreams enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Philadelphia Eagle and Bad Dreams hit Comedy with a double bulldog headlock.
Bad Dreams leaves the ring.
The Philadelphia Eagle executes a DDT on Comedy.
The Philadelphia Eagle hits him with the chain.
The Philadelphia Eagle is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Philadelphia Eagle whips him with a chain.
The Philadelphia Eagle whips Comedy into the ropes.
Comedy hits The Philadelphia Eagle with a shoulderblock.
Comedy goes for a falling splash, but The Philadelphia Eagle
rolls out of the way.
Nik Cain: The Eagle dodged one hell of a bullet that time.
The Philadelphia Eagle gives him a rolling kick, but Comedy doesn't budge.
The Philadelphia Eagle takes Comedy down with a kick to the groin.
Both The Dream Coach and Rhapsody jump up on the apron.
Robert Loggia tries to send them back down.
The Philadelphia Eagle whips Comedy into the ropes.
The Philadelphia Eagle gets a clawhold on Comedy.
There is no referee there to ask Comedy.
Robert Loggia is back on the job.
The Philadelphia Eagle lets go after 29 seconds.
The Philadelphia Eagle hangs him with a chain.
The Philadelphia Eagle executes the NFL Drop on Comedy.
Kevin Cole: NFL Drop! The Eagle has the NFL Drop on Comedy!
Comedy tries to fight the pain.
Comedy submits after 21 seconds.
The crowd is going crazy.
The winners are The Nightmare Express and The Philadelphia Eagle.
Time of match: 0:04:57
Kevin Cole: Comedy submits! The Dream Team scores the win!
Nik Cain: Great effort by Eagle. He not only took it to Comedy, he successfully cut off the ring.
Kevin Cole: Up next, Young Gotti defends his Television Title against Shawn Michaels.
Nik Cain: Now, it would seem President Crawford has granted Shawn Michaels’ request for a special guest announcer for his match here tonight. Michaels doesn't exactly have a lot of pull with Crawford, but he put in a request for a guy that Crawford just loves to trot out here to annoy me.
(With that, the Canadian national anthem begins to play. And out walks none other than Matt Technician. And, don’t try to adjust your television sets; he really is wearing socks and sandals. He walks over to the announce table and takes a seat.)
Matt Technician: Good evening Mr. Cole, Mr. Cain.
Kevin Cole: Hello.
Nik Cain: Eat turd.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
It is for the FCW Television Title.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Rose Morris and Alex DiGiacomo...
From San Antonio, TX...
Weighing in at 249 pounds...
"Made From the Best Stuff on Earth" Shawn Michaels
His opponent...
Weighing in at 195 pounds...
The FCW Television Champion...
Young Gotti
They lock up.
Shawn Michaels hits Young Gotti with a kneelift.
Shawn Michaels executes a reverse neckbreaker on Young Gotti.
The crowd is booing Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels takes Young Gotti down with a flying elbowdrop.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shawn Michaels whips Young Gotti into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels hits Young Gotti with a clothesline.
Young Gotti falls out of the ring.
Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Young Gotti
reenters the ring.
Shawn Michaels goes for an atomic drop, but Young Gotti counters it with
a bulldog.
In turn, Shawn Michaels counters it with a throw-off.
Shawn Michaels whips Young Gotti into the ropes.
Young Gotti hits Shawn Michaels with a kick.
Young Gotti goes for a springboard legdrop, but Shawn Michaels
rolls out of the way.
Matt Technician: Another example of high-flying shenanigans not paying off. If these young men would just learn how to wrestle, they would not need to resort to moves more fit for the circus than the wrestling ring.
Nik Cain: Eat a day old turd.
Shawn Michaels hits a bodyslam on Young Gotti.
Shawn Michaels whips Young Gotti into the ropes.
Young Gotti hits a clothesline on Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Young Gotti takes Shawn Michaels down with a moonsault.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Young Gotti nails Shawn Michaels with a running power bomb.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, shoulder up.
Young Gotti hits a legsweep on Shawn Michaels.
Young Gotti is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Kevin Cole: The champion is in control!
Matt Technician: Mr. Michaels always was dreadfully overrated in my book.
Nik Cain: And what book would that be, “I’m a boring son of a bitch”?
Matt Technician: You leave my mother out of this! That woman is a saint.
Young Gotti takes Shawn Michaels down with a piledriver.
Young Gotti uses an elbowdrop on Shawn Michaels.
Young Gotti whips Shawn Michaels into the turnbuckle.
Young Gotti runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Young Gotti hits a legsweep on Shawn Michaels.
Young Gotti is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Young Gotti hits a double underhook suplex on Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels bumps into Harry Buttcheek.
Young Gotti runs into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels hits Young Gotti with a clothesline.
Young Gotti falls out of the ring.
Shawn Michaels jumps onto him with a flying cross body press.
Shawn Michaels whips Young Gotti into the guardrail.
Shawn Michaels sets up a table.
Kevin Cole: Michaels has a table set up!
Matt Technician: The last resort of the unskilled athlete.
Nik Cain: Eat a hairy turd.
Shawn Michaels goes for an atomic drop, but Young Gotti counters it with
a facerake.
Young Gotti reenters the ring.
Shawn Michaels follows him back in.
Young Gotti hits Shawn Michaels with springboard hurricanranna.
There is no referee to count.
Young Gotti whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels executes the Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Superkick on Young Gotti.
Shawn Michaels goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Kevin Cole: Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Superkick! But the referee is still out of position!
Matt Technician: This business is full of incompetent referees.
Nik Cain: Well it looks like me and Canadian bacon over there agree on one thing.
Shawn Michaels hits Young Gotti.
Young Gotti hits Shawn Michaels.
A small "Young Gotti" chant is being started.
Young Gotti kicks Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels punches Young Gotti.
The crowd is booing Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels chops Young Gotti.
Shawn Michaels goes for a punch, but Young Gotti reverses it.
Young Gotti whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes.
Young Gotti hits Shawn Michaels with a clothesline.
Shawn Michaels falls out of the ring.
Young Gotti goes through the ropes.
Young Gotti whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail.
Young Gotti uses a twisting moonsault on Shawn Michaels.
Kevin Cole: What a move!
Matt Technician: And about as effective as a full nelson.
Nik Cain: I seem to recall you spending a lot of time in the shadow of a certain someone who beat a lot of guys with a full nelson.
Young Gotti knocks Shawn Michaels into the ringsteps.
The crowd is cheering on Young Gotti.
Young Gotti sets up Shawn Michaels on the table.
Young Gotti executes an Arabian Facebuster through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is cheering on Young Gotti.
Young Gotti goes for a 450 splash, but Alex DiGiacomo shoves him off
the turnbuckle.
The crowd is cheering on Young Gotti.
Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind, but Young Gotti nails Alex DiGiacomo.
Shawn Michaels reenters the ring.
Young Gotti follows him back in.
Shawn Michaels is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Matt Technician: Once again this pathetic referee is out of position. He is embarrassing himself and this company.
Nik Cain: And here I always thought a man named Harry Buttcheek would bring pride and respect to FCW.
Matt Technician: His name is what?
Nik Cain: Never mind.
Harry Buttcheek is back on the job.
Shawn Michaels goes for a bodyslam, but Young Gotti counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Young Gotti hits a running power bomb on Shawn Michaels.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Young Gotti goes for springboard hurricanranna, but Shawn Michaels
ducks out of the way.
Shawn Michaels takes Young Gotti down with a back suplex.
Shawn Michaels runs into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels takes Young Gotti down with a clothesline.
Shawn Michaels says "Drink Pepsi and Snapple, on sale now at K-Mart!"
Shawn Michaels is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Nik Cain: Why is K-Mart so hated? What did they ever do to anybody besides over good deals on quality merchandise?
Matt Technician: Why, I bought these sandals at K-Mart.
Kevin Cole: I prefer JC Penny.
Nik Cain: Oh, I already know about you and JC Penny, Sir Spanksalot.
Shawn Michaels goes for a bodyslam, but Young Gotti blocks it.
Young Gotti hits Shawn Michaels with a superkick.
Young Gotti goes for the Mob Mentality, but Shawn Michaels counters it with
a roll away.
Shawn Michaels further incites the crowd.
Shawn Michaels punches Young Gotti.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Young Gotti hits Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels kicks Young Gotti.
Numerous fans are using Shawn Michaels for target practice.
Shawn Michaels chops Young Gotti.
Numerous fans are using Shawn Michaels for target practice.
Shawn Michaels hits Young Gotti.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Young Gotti punches Shawn Michaels.
The crowd is going crazy.
Young Gotti kicks Shawn Michaels.
Young Gotti chops Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels hits Young Gotti.
Young Gotti chops Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels chops Young Gotti.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Matt Technician: Why would any crowd cheer this unskilled brawling?
Nik Cain: Cuz it beats the hell out of two guys rolling around on the mat.
Young Gotti chops Shawn Michaels.
Young Gotti has the crowd going wild.
Young Gotti runs into the ropes.
Young Gotti uses a flying clothesline on Shawn Michaels.
Young Gotti has the crowd going wild.
Young Gotti whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes, but Shawn Michaels reverses it.
Alex DiGiacomo trips Young Gotti.
Harry Buttcheek disqualifies Shawn Michaels.
The chants for Young Gotti are deafening.
The winner is Young Gotti. Time of match: 0:05:57
Kevin Cole: The referee has called for the bell! He has disqualified Michaels!
Matt Technician: Finally, he has done something right.
Nik Cain: But it looks like Michaels is not ready to call it an evening just yet.
(Michaels has a mic.)
Shawn: As you know,
we have a special guest with us here tonight. Wait, Gotti, don’t go anywhere.
And, could Tony come out here and join us?
(Montana slowly heads to the ring, obviously wary of Michaels.)
Shawn Michaels: And, since this very special guest is very Canadian, could everyone’s favorite Canadian midget in a thong come out as well?
(“Wake Me Up Before
You Go-Go” begins to play as Quackman sprints to the ring. With all four men at
ring side, Michaels heads over to the announce table, where Matt Technician is
still seated.)
Shawn: Now, Matt how are you doing today?
Matt Technician: Quite wonderful, Mr. Michaels.
Quackman: Man, you’re lookin’ bootylisious, what I wouldn’t give to break me off
a piece of that ass.
Matt Technician: Mr. Michaels, I fear that
your partner may have come down with a case of homosexuality, possibly a result
of not wearing flip flops in the shower. And his bare white buttocks disgrace
him as well as the entire sport of wrestling.
Shawn: Nevermind that. Matt, do you consider yourself a wrestler or a sports
entertainer?
Matt Technician: What is a sports
entertainer? I am a wrestler, and I entertain wrestling fans by wrestling for
those wrestling fans in wrestling contests. I do not understand the question.
Personally, I think you and your partner are rather confused and troubled
individuals.
Quackman: Personally, I think you suck, and
not in the good man-tastic way either.
(With that Matt hops up, takes Quacks down
with a double leg takedown and slaps on the Impressive Looking Leghold!)
Shawn: Now, Fellas I ask you this. Do you really want to be wrestlers? As we all
see, a wrestler is Matt Technician. Do you want to be like Matt? Do you? Do want
to bore the masses with The Impressive Looking Leghold? Is that what your here
to do, to bore everybody? Ask Quacks how boring Matt is.
Quackman: (Still locked in the hold by Matt) All I know is I'm having a HARD
time breaking this hold.
(Matt, who then notices that something else
on Quackman is hard, immediately releases the hold and proceeds to run away
screaming.)
Shawn: Join us Fellas. Come help us make Sports Entertainment dominant. We are
The New World Order of wrestling. Come home to The NWO.
(The Fellas stand motionless for a few
seconds listening to the fans cheer them on. They stand toe to toe with Michaels
and Quacks. They look about ready to knock Michaels on his ass when, out of
nowhere, they extend their hands in friendship. The crowd goes crazy as Michaels
tosses them NWO t-shirts. They begin to put them on as that familiar sounding
music hits.)
Tony: Wait cut the music for a second. I just
wanted to say something real quick to all the fans here. Now that we just formed
the new NWO, and plan on taking sports entertainment to a new level here in FCW
I got something for you guys. We just started a little survey. So let me hear
you if you think technical wrestling is in the house.
(A few cheers are heard.)
Tony: Now let me hear you if you think NWO is in the house.
(Crowd goes crazy)
Gotti: Before we take over this company, let
me just say that boring twenty minute matches involving such pieces of crap as
Mark Payne, Explosion, Scion, and even you Samson is taking a back seat to hour
long interviews that pollute your TV and make you forget about wrestling.
(With that said the music hits again as they all exit the ring.)
Kevin Cole: The Fellas have aligned themselves with Michaels and they all seem bent on getting rid of wrestling all together!
Nik Cain: And interesting stance coming from guys who make their living in a wrestling organization. But, hey, they made Matt look like a bigger ass than usual, so they ain’t all bad.
Kevin Cole: Well, up next, Oblivion challenges the Intercontinental Champion Hazard in a Falls Count Anywhere match!
Nik Cain: The belt ain’t on the line. This ain’t about gold, it’s about Civil War. And it’s gonna be one hell of a match.
~~~~~
This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-match
scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
From A Theater Near You...
Weighing in at 225 pounds...
"The eND Bringer" Oblivion
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Pandora...
Fighting out of Huntington, WV...
Weighing in at 239 pounds...
The FCW Intercontinental Champion...
Hazard
They lock up.
Oblivion throws Hazard out of the ring.
Oblivion goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Oblivion throws Hazard over the guardrail.
Oblivion hits a cartwheel kick on Hazard.
Oblivion is handed a baseball bat.
Oblivion hits him with the baseball bat.
A small "Oblivion" chant is being started.
Hazard is busted wide open.
Oblivion hits him with a baseball bat.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!
Nik Cain: Oblivion has wasted no time. He is beating the hell out of the IC Champ with a baseball bat. Again, this is not about gold, it’s about taking out a man who is arguably Team Samson’s best.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Oblivion goes for a backspin DDT, but Hazard blocks it.
Hazard flings Oblivion over a row of chairs.
Hazard is handed a plunger.
Hazard hits him with the plunger.
Hazard hits him with a plunger.
Oblivion is busted wide open.
Kevin Cole: And now Oblivion has been busted open!
Nik Cain: At this rate, neither man will even make it to Civil War.
Hazard whips Oblivion into the guardrail.
Hazard goes for a left jab, but Oblivion ducks out of the way.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Oblivion throws Hazard over the guardrail.
Oblivion goes for the eND, but Hazard counters it with a low blow.
The crowd is starting to get behind Hazard.
Nik Cain: Oblivion was looking for the eND, but Hazard made sure that didn’t happen.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Hazard throws Oblivion over the guardrail.
Hazard is handed a sheet of glass.
Hazard hits him with the sheet of glass.
The crowd is cheering on Hazard.
Hazard hits him with the sheet of glass.
Hazard is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness!
Hazard is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Hazard complains about a slow count.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Hazard hits a German suplex on Oblivion.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Pandora comes from behind, but Oblivion nails Pandora.
Kevin Cole: What a shot!
Nik Cain: Oblivion is all about equal opportunity when it comes to knocking people’s lights out.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Oblivion nails Hazard with the Spin Doctor.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Oblivion hits Hazard with a running somersault legdrop.
Oblivion hits a dropkick to the groin on Hazard.
Oblivion flings Hazard over a row of chairs.
The crowd is starting to get behind Oblivion.
Oblivion goes for the eND, but Hazard counters it with a low blow.
Hazard is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Nik Cain: Hazard countered the eND again and when for a quick cover, but Oblivion kicks out.
Oblivion whips Hazard into the guardrail.
Oblivion hits a cartwheel kick on Hazard.
Oblivion is handed a plunger.
Oblivion takes a swing at Hazard with the plunger, but he gets out of the way.
Hazard snatches the plunger from him.
Hazard hits him with the plunger.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Oblivion executes a legsweep faceslam on Hazard.
Oblivion is handed the magic eight ball.
Oblivion hits him with the magic eight ball.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Oblivion whips Hazard into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Pandora comes from behind and distracts Oblivion.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Hazard goes for a series of knifehand chops, but Oblivion counters it with
a series of punches.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Oblivion hits him with the magic eight ball.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Oblivion goes for a spinebuster slam, but Hazard counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
Hazard knocks Oblivion into the ringsteps.
Hazard has the crowd going wild.
Hazard goes for a Steinerline, but Oblivion ducks out of the way.
Pandora comes from behind, but Oblivion nails Pandora.
Kevin Cole: Oblivion punches Pandora again!
Nik Cain: That’s what she gets for not learning her lesson the first time.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Hazard throws Oblivion over the guardrail.
Hazard uses a superkick on Oblivion.
Hazard cracks his knuckles and grins.
Hazard has the crowd going wild.
Hazard nails Oblivion with a sleeper drop.
The crowd is going crazy.
Hazard whips Oblivion into the guardrail.
Hazard hits Oblivion with a German suplex.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Oblivion hits a rabbit punch on Hazard.
Oblivion knocks Hazard into the ringsteps.
Hazard is handed a chain.
Hazard hits him with the chain.
Hazard hits him with the chain.
Kevin Cole: Hazard is beating the life out of Oblivion!
Hazard whips Oblivion into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Hazard throws Oblivion over the guardrail.
Hazard whips Oblivion into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Oblivion uses a Yakuza kick on Hazard.
Oblivion is handed the ring bell.
Oblivion hits him with the ring bell.
Oblivion whips Hazard into the guardrail.
Oblivion is handed a road sign.
Oblivion hits him with the road sign.
Oblivion executes a backspin DDT on Hazard.
Oblivion hits him with the road sign.
There are lots of chants for Oblivion.
Kevin Cole: These two are hitting each other with any and everything they can get their hands on!
Nik Cain: These guys did not come here for a wrestling match, they came here for a fight, and that is exactly what we are seeing.
Oblivion whips Hazard into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Hazard goes for a fisherman buster, but Oblivion counters it with
a small package.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is really behind Oblivion.
The winner is Oblivion. Time of match: 0:09:27
Kevin Cole: That’s it! Oblivion gets the win with a quick roll up!
Nik Cain: That was the last thing in the world Hazard was expecting. Oblivion got some shots in and then stole the win. And Hazard is pissed.
(Oblivion quickly leaves as a very angry and bloody Hazard gets to his feet. Then a man comes running through the crowd. Regular viewers will recognize him as FCW newcomer Twister. He nails Hazard in the stomach and the nails him with a cradle DDT, a move he calls The Calm. He then makes a quick exit.)
Kevin Cole: Hazard has just been attacked!
Nik Cain: I believe that is a guy named Twister. He just signed with FCW and, as of tonight, may have just signed his own death warrant.
Kevin Cole: We have got to take one last commercial break! When we come back, the World Title will be on the line!
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: We are back! Mark Payne gets set to defend his World Title against Scion in an Ultimate Survival Death Match!
Nik Cain: Scion has worn that gold before and would like nothing more than to become the first ever two time FCW World Champion at Mark Payne’s expense.
~~~~~
This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Ultimate
Survival Death match scheduled for one fall.
It is for the FCW World Title.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Rhapsody and Black Knight...
Fighting out of New York City...
Weighing in at 230 pounds...
Scion
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Lollipop...
Hailing from Allentown, Pennsylvania...
Weighing in at 287 pounds...
The FCW World Champion...
"The Blonde Bastard" Mark Payne
Mark Payne and Scion start brawling in the back of the arena.
Mark Payne knocks Scion into the stairway.
Mark Payne is handed the magic eight ball.
Mark Payne hits him with the magic eight ball.
Mark Payne is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Mark Payne hits him with the magic eight ball.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Mark Payne.
Mark Payne sets up a table.
Mark Payne sets up Scion on the table.
Mark Payne executes a Northern Lights bomb through the table.
The table is broken in half.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Mark Payne.
Kevin Cole: Scion goes head first through the table!
Nik Cain: Payne is a quick starter. And, with Payne’s ability, that can often spell a quick finish. But Scion ain’t some scrub from some indie fed, he can go toe to toe with the best. And, against Payne, that is exactly what he’ll have to do.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Mark Payne goes for a figure-four leglock, but Scion kicks him off.
Scion is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Scion locks Mark Payne in a cobra clutch.
Mark Payne is struggling to get out of the hold.
Mark Payne is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mark Payne is close to escaping the hold.
Mark Payne tries to escape the hold.
Nik Cain: Scion has done an excellent job of killing that momentum Payne started this contest off with.
Mark Payne tries to fight the pain.
Mark Payne is writhing in pain.
Harry Buttcheek checks Mark Payne's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Mark Payne fights his way out of the hold after 28 seconds.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Mark Payne is handed the brass knuckles.
Mark Payne hits him with the brass knuckles.
Mark Payne is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: What a shot! But Scion gets his left shoulder up!
Black Knight comes from behind and distracts Mark Payne.
Scion takes Mark Payne down with a European uppercut.
Scion is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Scion hits a tornado DDT on Mark Payne.
Scion acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Scion nails Mark Payne with a superkick.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Scion goes for a double arm DDT, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Lollipop comes from behind and distracts Scion.
Mark Payne gets a guillotine choke on Scion.
Scion is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Scion breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Scion is handed a sheet of glass.
Scion takes a swing at Mark Payne with the sheet of glass, but he
gets out of the way.
Mark Payne snatches the sheet of glass from him.
Mark Payne takes a swing at Scion with the sheet of glass, but he
gets out of the way.
Scion snatches the sheet of glass from him.
Scion hits him with the sheet of glass.
Scion is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!
Nik Cain: And Payne lost that little contest.
Scion whips Mark Payne into the guardrail.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Lollipop comes from behind and distracts Scion.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Rhapsody comes from behind, but Mark Payne nails Rhapsody.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Mark Payne catches Scion in a buzzkiller.
Scion tries to escape the hold.
Scion breaks the hold after 19 seconds.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Scion goes for an eye gouge, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Mark Payne is handed a keyboard.
Mark Payne takes a swing at Scion with the keyboard, but he gets out of the way.
Scion snatches the keyboard from him.
Scion hits him with the keyboard.
Scion is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Nik Cain: And, again, Payne winds up on the business end of a foreign object. These World Title matches are about more than knowing your way around the ring. You gotta know your way around the entire arena and possibly the whole state.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Mark Payne grabs a chair.
Mark Payne sets up the chair.
Mark Payne goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Scion blocks it.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Scion whips Mark Payne into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Scion throws Mark Payne over the guardrail.
Scion uses a bulldog headlock on Mark Payne.
Scion whips Mark Payne into the guardrail.
Mark Payne is busted wide open.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Kevin Cole: The World Champion has been busted wide open!
Scion goes for a standing dropkick, but Mark Payne side-steps and Scion
only hits air.
The cheers for Mark Payne are drowning out the boos.
Black Knight comes from behind, but Mark Payne nails Black Knight.
Scion whips Mark Payne into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Scion throws Mark Payne over the guardrail.
Scion hits a backdrop driver on Mark Payne.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Scion complains about a slow count.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Scion is handed the wonder bra.
Scion hits him with the wonder bra.
Scion seemingly enjoys the boos.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Scion throws Mark Payne over the guardrail.
Scion executes an inverted DDT on Mark Payne.
Scion is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Scion hits him with the wonder bra.
Scion seemingly enjoys the boos.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Scion goes for an inverted DDT, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Lollipop comes from behind, but Scion nails Lollipop.
Mark Payne nails Scion with a dropkick to the groin.
Nik Cain: Scion was in control but all it took was that slight distraction, that slight lapse in concentration and Payne gets a shot in.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mark Payne.
Mark Payne is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Scion flings Mark Payne over a row of chairs.
Scion is handed the ring bell.
Scion hits him with the ring bell.
Scion seemingly enjoys the boos.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Mark Payne hits Scion with a fisherman buster.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mark Payne.
Mark Payne is handed a toilet seat.
Mark Payne hits him with the toilet seat.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mark Payne.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Mark Payne sets up the chair.
Mark Payne nails Scion with the Michinoku Driver onto the chair.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kevin Cole: Kick out! Scion kicked out!
Nik Cain: I’m not sure Scion knows where the hell he is after that shot.
Mark Payne knocks Scion into the stairway.
Mark Payne hits him with the toilet seat.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Lollipop comes from behind and distracts Scion.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Lollipop comes from behind and distracts Scion.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Rhapsody comes from behind and distracts Mark Payne.
Scion is handed the sledgehammer.
Scion takes a swing at Mark Payne with the sledgehammer, but he
gets out of the way.
Mark Payne snatches the sledgehammer from him.
Mark Payne hits him with the sledgehammer.
Kevin Cole: Oh...dear...lord!
Nik Cain: If Scion knew where he was after that Michinoku Driver onto the chair, he probably doesn’t now. Hell, he might not remember who he is after that shot.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Mark Payne uses a vertical facebuster on Scion.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, Black Knight distracts Harry Buttcheek.
Mark Payne executes a Northern Lights bomb on Scion.
Mark Payne is handed Gary Coleman.
Mark Payne hits him with the Coleman.
The boos are resurfacing again.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Mark Payne goes for a buzzkiller, but Scion blocks it.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Mark Payne nails Scion with a spinning power bomb.
There is no referee to count.
Harry Buttcheek is back on the job.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.
Kevin Cole: Payne gets the three! Can Scion beat the ten count?
Nik Cain: I don’t think so. He is out of it.
Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
ten.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
The winner is Mark Payne. Time of match: 0:10:58
Kevin Cole: Scion is unable to continue! Mark Payne has retained the World Title and will take the title into Civil War to defend it against Jean!
(The title match has come to an end, with both competitors obviously exhausted. When out of nowhere, sounds of a symphony blare over the PA system, and the lights go black. "Symphony of Destruction" by Megadeth blares and the crowd makes noises of confusion.
"You Take a mortal man,
And put him in control,
Watch him become a god,
Watch people's heads a' roll...."
The lights come back on, and "Gorgeous" Joshua Gardner is seen standing in front of Mark Payne with a mic in hand, and "Ravishing" Ricky Thompson standing in front of Scion. Gardner throws Payne the mic.)
Mark Payne – Oh yeah…FCW I think I should introduce you to a couple of my friends. THE GREATEST TAG TEAM IN HISTORY, Joshua Gardner and Ricky Thompson…
THE LEGENDARY PRETTY BOYS!!!
(Gardner and Thompson then start to give Scion a beat down, as Payne leaves the ring, and brings in a table. Gardner then grabs Scion and executes the Pretty Boy Bomb through the table. Scion lays motionless, but these three men are not done yet… Thompson slides a chair into the ring. Gardner drags Scion to his feet and puts him in the corner as Thompson holds the chair in front of Scion’s face…The crowd knows what is about to come as Payne measures him and executes the Superstar Superkick with the chair right into Scion’s face. The thud is heard throughout the arena, as metal clashes with flesh and bone. Scion slumps down in the corner… Gardner, smiling, slaps on his Texas Cloverleaf variant called the Edge as Payne and Thompson take turns kicking the unconscious Scion in the head.
All of the sudden the crowd rushes to it’s feet as Demitri and Cedric Donahue come from the back and rush the ring. Donahue hits Gardner from behind making him release the hold, but it met by a brutal clothesline by The Ravishing One that sends him down fast. Demitri is fighting with the World Champ and goes for a martial arts thrust kick, but Payne ducks, and hits the rookie with a low blow. This allows Gardner to pick him right up and plan him with a Pretty Boy Bomb right in the middle of the ring. Donahue gets up but is immediately picked up by Thompson in a brutal torture rack, known to the world as the Pretty Boy Breaker. After a few seconds Thompson throws him down in a heap on the mat…Payne measures the staggering Demitri, who just got up and levels him with a Superstar Superkick!
With that Payne's theme "BIGGEST and the BEST" by Clawfinger begins to play, The LPB, Gardner and Thompson take to the turnbuckles in classic Pretty Boy fashion, and raise both their arms. The crowd, not sure whether to cheer the greatest tag team of all time because they have arrived, or boo since they beat down Scion and his stablemates, just make noise.....A deafening noise. Payne grabs his retained FCW World Title and stands on the second rope raising his title over his head, as each Legendary Pretty Boy stands on the turnbuckles on both sides of him. A disturbing image as we go off the air as the crowd finally explodes in a chorus of boos as the medics hit the ring…)
Kevin Cole: What the heck just happened here?
Nik Cain: FCW just became a less pleasant place to be.
(end)
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