~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Fighting out of Lost River, Pennsylvania...

Weighing in at 248 pounds...

 

"The Afflictor" Eryk Alexander

 

His opponent...

Led to the ring by Robin, Morgan, Leah and Maya...

Hailing from Yo momma's bedroom...

Weighing in at 300 pounds...

 

"Quadruple L - Ladies Love" Lamar Lane

 

 

They lock up.

Lamar Lane goes for a series of bitchslaps, but Eryk Alexander blocks it.

Eryk Alexander hits a double underhook piledriver on Lamar Lane.

Eryk Alexander is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Eryk Alexander gives him a sleeperhold, but Lamar Lane doesn't even care.

Lamar Lane gets a Tongan death grip on Eryk Alexander.

Eryk Alexander is struggling to reach the ropes.

Eryk Alexander is inching his way towards the ropes.

Eryk Alexander reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds.

Lamar Lane uses the Viagra Driver on Eryk Alexander.

A portion of the crowd is booing Lamar Lane.

Lamar Lane runs into the ropes.

Lamar Lane gets a Tongan death grip on Eryk Alexander.

Eryk Alexander is struggling to reach the ropes.

Eryk Alexander is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Lamar Lane lets go after 18 seconds.

Lamar Lane is going for the pin.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Lamar Lane runs into the ropes.

Lamar Lane hits Eryk Alexander with a clothesline.

Lamar Lane goes for a running powerslam, but Eryk Alexander slides down his

 back.

Eryk Alexander takes Lamar Lane down with a dropkick to the back of the head.

Eryk Alexander is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Eryk Alexander gives his opponent the finger.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Eryk Alexander.

Eryk Alexander leaves the ring.

He returns with brass knuckles.

Eryk Alexander hits him with the knuckles.

Eryk Alexander is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Eryk Alexander goes for a belly to belly overhead release suplex, but Lamar Lane

 counters it with an earringer.

A portion of the crowd is booing Lamar Lane.

In turn, Eryk Alexander counters it with a backdrop.

Eryk Alexander gives him a headbutt, but Lamar Lane doesn't budge.

Lamar Lane goes for a scissor kick, but Eryk Alexander ducks out of the way.

Eryk Alexander executes a series of knifehand chops on Lamar Lane.

Eryk Alexander hits Lamar Lane with an enzuigiri.

Eryk Alexander uses a DDT on Lamar Lane.

Eryk Alexander is going for the pin.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Lamar Lane begs off.

Eryk Alexander hits Lamar Lane with a piledriver.

Eryk Alexander hits him with brass knuckles.

Lamar Lane is busted wide open.

Eryk Alexander gives him a piledriver, but Lamar Lane doesn't budge.

Eryk Alexander goes for the Burning Hammer, but Lamar Lane blocks it.

Lamar Lane whips Eryk Alexander into the ropes.

Lamar Lane misses with a clothesline.

Eryk Alexander hits Lamar Lane with a kick.

Eryk Alexander whips Lamar Lane into the turnbuckle, but Lamar Lane reverses it.

Lamar Lane goes for a running powerslam, but Eryk Alexander counters it with

an inside cradle.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Eryk Alexander whips Lamar Lane into the turnbuckle, but Lamar Lane reverses it.

Eryk Alexander comes back and rocks Lamar Lane with a clothesline.

Eryk Alexander goes for a power bomb into a bridge, but Lamar Lane

 counters it with a backdrop.

Lamar Lane locks Eryk Alexander in the torture rack.

Eryk Alexander is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Eryk Alexander is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Eryk Alexander breaks the hold after 11 seconds.

Eryk Alexander hits Lamar Lane with a DDT.

A portion of the crowd is booing Eryk Alexander.

Lamar Lane begs off.

Eryk Alexander whips Lamar Lane into the ropes.

Eryk Alexander gives him an enzuigiri, but Lamar Lane doesn't even care.

Jeff Miller comes to ringside.

Eryk Alexander whips Lamar Lane into the ropes.

Lamar Lane puts Eryk Alexander in a Tongan death grip.

Eryk Alexander reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Lamar Lane catches Eryk Alexander in a test of strength.

Eryk Alexander reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Lamar Lane executes a T-Bone Suplex on Eryk Alexander.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

Eryk Alexander gives him a backdrop, but Lamar Lane doesn't budge.

Eryk Alexander goes for a series of knifehand chops, but Lamar Lane

 counters it with a series of punches.

Lamar Lane is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

Lamar Lane nails Eryk Alexander with a pimpin' powerslam.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Lamar Lane executes an atomic drop on Eryk Alexander.

Lamar Lane throws Eryk Alexander out of the ring.

Lamar Lane goes through the ropes.

Lamar Lane whips Eryk Alexander into the guardrail.

Robert Loggia counts:  1.

Lamar Lane catches Eryk Alexander totally by surprise.

Lamar Lane seemingly enjoys the boos.

Lamar Lane executes the Booty Call on Eryk Alexander on the concrete floor.

Lamar Lane is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

Eryk Alexander is out cold.

Lamar Lane is handed a baseball bat.

Lamar Lane hits him with the baseball bat.

Lamar Lane seemingly enjoys the boos.

Maya comes from behind and distracts Eryk Alexander.

Lamar Lane hits him with a baseball bat.

Eryk Alexander is busted wide open.

Lamar Lane whips Eryk Alexander into the guardrail.

Lamar Lane throws Eryk Alexander back into the ring.

Lamar Lane is going for the pin.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, Jeff Miller puts Eryk Alexander's

foot on the rope.

Lamar Lane gets the torture rack on Eryk Alexander.

 The bell rings. The time limit has expired.

 

 

(The same promo that ran last week for Cruel and Unusual runs again, followed by the standard FCTV intro. We cut to the announcers.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Welcome to Full Contact TV! We’ve got another great program lined up for you! This week, we get things started with the debut of a new tag team!

 

Nik Cain: I know one of these guys, Jimmy Crush. He’s been known for both his pretty poor work ethic and his amazing natural ability. No clue about this other guy.

 

 

This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by his own body odor...

At a total combined weight of 431 pounds...

 

Jason Schultz and "Big" Tex

 

Their opponents...

Led to the ring by Regis Philbin...

At a total combined weight of 440 pounds...

 

Processed Pork Entrails

 

                         

They lock up.

Jimmy Crush hits an eye gouge on Jason Schultz.

Jimmy Crush hits an armdrag takedown on Jason Schultz.

Jimmy Crush nails Jason Schultz with a German suplex.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Jimmy Crush runs into the ropes.

Jason Schultz takes Jimmy Crush down with a bodyslam.

Jason Schultz goes for a bodyslam, but Jimmy Crush blocks it.

Jimmy Crush nails Jason Schultz with a fist to the midsection.

Jimmy Crush hits Jason Schultz with a back elbow.

Jimmy Crush wolfs down two more of "Oscar Meyer's finest" wieners.

You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Jimmy Crush.

Jason Schultz begs off.

 

 

Nik Cain: Crush easily outclasses Schultz.

 

 

Jimmy Crush nails Jason Schultz with a back heel kick.

Jimmy Crush chops Jason Schultz.

A few fans are cheering on Jimmy Crush.

Jason Schultz kicks Jimmy Crush.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Jimmy Crush punches Jason Schultz.

You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Jimmy Crush.

Jimmy Crush hits Jason Schultz.

You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Jimmy Crush.

Jason Schultz hits Jimmy Crush.

Jason Schultz hits Jimmy Crush.

Jason Schultz hits Jimmy Crush.

Jimmy Crush punches Jason Schultz.

Jimmy Crush punches Jason Schultz.

Spicy McHaggis enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Jimmy Crush and Spicy McHaggis hit Jason Schultz with a double backdrop driver.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!

 

 

Spicy McHaggis leaves the ring.

Jimmy Crush whips Jason Schultz into the ropes, but Jason Schultz reverses it.

Jimmy Crush hits Jason Schultz with a shoulderblock.

Jimmy Crush tags out to Spicy McHaggis.

Spicy McHaggis and Jimmy Crush whip Jason Schultz into the ropes.

Spicy McHaggis and Jimmy Crush hit Jason Schultz with a double clothesline.

Jimmy Crush leaves the ring.

Spicy McHaggis takes Jason Schultz down with a clothesline.

Spicy McHaggis whips Jason Schultz into the turnbuckle, but Jason Schultz

 reverses it.

Spicy McHaggis comes back and rocks Jason Schultz with a kick to the midsection.

Spicy McHaggis runs into the ropes.

Spicy McHaggis hits Jason Schultz with a kick.

Spicy McHaggis leaves the ring.

He returns with a sheet of glass.

Spicy McHaggis throws him through a sheet of glass.

Jason Schultz is busted wide open.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh...dear...lord!

 

Nik Cain: This partner of Crush’s obviously has no qualms about getting hardcore.

 

 

Spicy McHaggis executes a backspin DDT on Jason Schultz.

Spicy McHaggis is going for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Jason Schultz executes a series of slaps on Spicy McHaggis.

Jason Schultz uses a palm blow on Spicy McHaggis.

Jason Schultz uses a monkey flip on Spicy McHaggis.

Jason Schultz takes Spicy McHaggis down with a hiptoss.

Jason Schultz runs into the ropes.

Spicy McHaggis hits Jason Schultz with a backdrop.

Jason Schultz falls out of the ring.

Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, Jason Schultz reenters the ring.

Spicy McHaggis tags out to Jimmy Crush.

Spicy McHaggis executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Jason Schultz.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Spicy McHaggis.

Jimmy Crush nails Jason Schultz with a shooting star press.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: So close!

 

 

Jimmy Crush and Spicy McHaggis whip Jason Schultz into the ropes.

They attempt to hit Jason Schultz with a double clothesline, but he counters

it with a duck-down move.

Jason Schultz hits them with a double clothesline.

Spicy McHaggis leaves the ring.

Jason Schultz hits a legsweep on Jimmy Crush.

Jason Schultz has an acid flashback.

You could hear a pin drop.

Jason Schultz goes for the Long Strange Trip, but Jimmy Crush blocks it.

Jason Schultz gets an abdominal stretch on Jimmy Crush.

Jimmy Crush reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Jason Schultz nails Jimmy Crush with a judo chop.

Jason Schultz takes Jimmy Crush down with a palm blow.

Jason Schultz whips Jimmy Crush into the ropes, but Jimmy Crush reverses it.

Jimmy Crush misses with a clothesline.

Jason Schultz hits a palm blow on Jimmy Crush.

Jason Schultz uses a monkey flip on Jimmy Crush.

 

 

Nik Cain: That’s some pretty piss poor offense right there.

 

 

Jason Schultz runs into the ropes.

Jimmy Crush hits a fist to the midsection on Jason Schultz.

Jimmy Crush tags out to Spicy McHaggis.

Spicy McHaggis and Jimmy Crush whip Jason Schultz into the ropes.

Spicy McHaggis and Jimmy Crush hit Jason Schultz with a double clothesline.

Spicy McHaggis and Jimmy Crush whip Jason Schultz into the ropes.

Spicy McHaggis and Jimmy Crush hit Jason Schultz with a double back fist.

Spicy McHaggis and Jimmy Crush hit Jason Schultz with a double back elbow.

Jimmy Crush leaves the ring.

 

 

Nik Cain: Decent teamwork.

 

 

Spicy McHaggis goes for an elbow to the midsection, but Jason Schultz blocks it.

Jason Schultz tags out to Tex.

Tex and Jason Schultz whip Spicy McHaggis into the ropes.

They hit Spicy McHaggis with a double elbowsmash.

Jason Schultz leaves the ring.

Tex whips Spicy McHaggis into the ropes.

Spicy McHaggis hits Tex with a clothesline.

Spicy McHaggis whips Tex into the ropes, but Tex reverses it.

Spicy McHaggis hits Tex with a kick.

Spicy McHaggis throws him through a sheet of glass.

Spicy McHaggis throws Tex out of the ring.

Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Tex

 reenters the ring.

Spicy McHaggis hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Tex.

Spicy McHaggis goes for a duck-down move, but Tex blocks it.

Tex executes a series of punches to the stomach on Spicy McHaggis.

The crowd is starting to get behind Tex.

Tex punches Spicy McHaggis.

A few fans are cheering on Tex.

Tex kicks Spicy McHaggis.

A few fans are cheering on Tex.

Spicy McHaggis chops Tex.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Tex kicks Spicy McHaggis.

A few fans are cheering on Tex.

Tex nails Spicy McHaggis with a punch to the midsection.

Tex goes for a punch to the side of the head, but Spicy McHaggis blocks it.

Spicy McHaggis hits Tex.

Spicy McHaggis is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Spicy McHaggis punches Tex.

Spicy McHaggis is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Spicy McHaggis tags out to Jimmy Crush.

 

 

Nik Cain: Nothing remotely technical about that exchange.

 

 

Spicy McHaggis hits Tex with the Ace Crusher.

Spicy McHaggis is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Jimmy Crush and Spicy McHaggis whip Tex into the ropes.

They hit Tex with a double fist to the midsection.

Spicy McHaggis leaves the ring.

Jimmy Crush hits Tex with a high knee.

Jimmy Crush throws Tex out of the ring.

Jimmy Crush goes for a baseball slide, but Tex moves out of the way.

Jimmy Crush is out cold.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Nobody home for Crush!

 

Nik Cain: And he landed hard on the concrete.

 

 

Jason Schultz comes over to make it two-on-one.

Spicy McHaggis comes over and lays out Jason Schultz.

Dick Palmer counts:  1.

Spicy McHaggis comes over to make it two-on-one.

Jimmy Crush and Spicy McHaggis hit Tex with a double clothesline.

Jason Schultz comes over and lays out Spicy McHaggis.

Tex goes for a punch to the side of the head, but Jimmy Crush blocks it.

Dick Palmer counts:  2.

Regis Philbin comes from behind, but Tex nails Regis Philbin.

Dick Palmer counts:  3.

Jimmy Crush throws Tex back into the ring.

Jimmy Crush hits Tex with a fist to the midsection.

Jimmy Crush runs into the ropes.

Tex gets an abdominal stretch on Jimmy Crush.

Jimmy Crush tries to escape the hold.

Tex lets go after 18 seconds.

Tex goes for right cross, but Jimmy Crush blocks it.

Jimmy Crush goes for a chokehold, but Tex counters it with a facerake.

Tex hits a series of punches on Jimmy Crush.

Tex is going for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Tex hits Jimmy Crush with a jab.

Tex yells "Yee Haw!".

There are chants of 'boring, boring'.

 

 

Nik Cain: Boy is the crowd into this one.

 

 

Tex whips Jimmy Crush into the ropes.

Tex misses with an elbow.

Jimmy Crush misses with a clothesline.

Jimmy Crush hits Tex with a kick.

Jimmy Crush goes for a punch, but Tex blocks it.

Tex hits Jimmy Crush with a bulldog.

Tex nails Jimmy Crush with a fist to the midsection.

Tex goes for a snap mare, but Jimmy Crush blocks it.

Jimmy Crush tags out to Spicy McHaggis.

Spicy McHaggis and Jimmy Crush whip Tex into the ropes.

They hit Tex with a double kick to the midsection.

Spicy McHaggis and Jimmy Crush hit Tex with a double back fist.

Jason Schultz enters the ring and lays out Jimmy Crush.

Tex and Jason Schultz whip Spicy McHaggis into the ropes.

They hit Spicy McHaggis with a double fist to the midsection.

Jason Schultz leaves the ring.

Tex uses a series of punches on Spicy McHaggis.

Tex throws Spicy McHaggis out of the ring.

Tex goes through the ropes.

Tex goes for a roundhouse right, but Spicy McHaggis counters it with

an armbreaker.

Dick Palmer counts:  1.

Spicy McHaggis sets up a table.

Dick Palmer counts:  2.

Spicy McHaggis sets up Tex on the table.

Spicy McHaggis executes a diving headbutt through the table.

The table is broken in half.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!

 

 

Spicy McHaggis whips Tex into the guardrail.

Tex is busted wide open.

Spicy McHaggis takes Tex down with a fist to the midsection.

Dick Palmer counts:  3.

Spicy McHaggis yells "My pipes are gigantic, and so is my schlong!"

Quite a few boos are audible.

 

 

Nik Cain: Lovely.

 

 

Spicy McHaggis knocks Tex into the ringpost.

Spicy McHaggis is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Regis Philbin comes from behind, but Tex nails Regis Philbin.

Dick Palmer counts:  4.

Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one.

Jimmy Crush grabs a chair.

Jimmy Crush takes a running start and springs off the chair.

Jimmy Crush hits Tex with a clothesline.

Spicy McHaggis locks Tex in an airplane spin.

Spicy McHaggis sets up a table.

Dick Palmer counts:  5.

Spicy McHaggis sets up Tex on the table.

Spicy McHaggis executes a diving headbutt through the table.

The table is broken in half.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Tex goes through another table!

 

 

Spicy McHaggis executes an uppercut on Tex.

Spicy McHaggis executes a facerake on Tex.

Dick Palmer counts:  6.

Spicy McHaggis reenters the ring.

Tex follows him back in.

Spicy McHaggis is going for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Spicy McHaggis nails Tex with a fireman's carry into an Ace Crusher.

Spicy McHaggis further incites the crowd.

Jimmy Crush enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Jason Schultz enters the ring, but gets cut off.

Spicy McHaggis and Jimmy Crush whip Tex into the ropes.

They hit Tex with a double clothesline.

Jimmy Crush leaves the ring.

Tex takes the cow bell and uses it on him.

There is no crowd reaction.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a shot!

 

 

He goes for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: And a kickout!

 

 

Tex goes for a punch to the side of the head, but Spicy McHaggis blocks it.

Spicy McHaggis whips Tex into the ropes, but Tex reverses it.

Spicy McHaggis goes for a backspin DDT, but Tex blocks it.

Tex goes for a bodyslam, but Spicy McHaggis counters it with a facerake.

Spicy McHaggis sets up the chair.

Spicy McHaggis goes for a fireman's carry into an Ace Crusher, but Tex

 counters it with a facerake.

Tex nails Spicy McHaggis with a right jab.

Tex whips Spicy McHaggis into the turnbuckle, but Spicy McHaggis reverses it.

Spicy McHaggis hits a back fist on Tex.

Spicy McHaggis takes Tex down with an uppercut.

Spicy McHaggis goes for a clothesline, but Tex ducks out of the way.

Jason Schultz is bleeding profusely.

Tex puts Spicy McHaggis in a sleeperhold.

Spicy McHaggis tries to escape the hold.

Spicy McHaggis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.

Tex hits Spicy McHaggis.

Tex chops Spicy McHaggis.

There is no crowd reaction.

Tex goes for a jab, but Spicy McHaggis blocks it.

Spicy McHaggis goes for a football tackle, but Tex counters it with a DDT.

There are chants of 'boring, boring'.

Tex goes for a mounted punch, but Spicy McHaggis blocks it.

Spicy McHaggis throws Tex out of the ring.

Spicy McHaggis goes for a baseball slide, but Tex moves out of the way.

Jason Schultz comes over to make it two-on-one.

Jimmy Crush comes over and lays out Jason Schultz.

Spicy McHaggis and Jimmy Crush hit Tex with a double clothesline.

Spicy McHaggis executes a chop on Tex.

Spicy McHaggis knocks Tex into the ringpost.

A fan at ringside badmouths Spicy McHaggis.

Dick Palmer counts:  1.

Spicy McHaggis reenters the ring.

Tex follows him back in.

Spicy McHaggis executes the Blood and Whiskey on Tex.

Spicy McHaggis is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Tex just got folded in half!

 

 

Spicy McHaggis goes for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.

Spicy McHaggis is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

 

The winners are Processed Pork Entrails. Time of match: 0:15:32

 

 

Kevin Cole: And this one is over! Up next, The Bodyguard takes on Rinyth!

 

Nik Cain: Let’s just say the safe money is on the guy not named after a Whitney Houston vehicle.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

From Hollywood, CA...

Weighing in at 266 pounds...

 

The Bodyguard

 

His opponent...

Led to the ring by Dominique...

From somewhere around the Grand Canyon...

Weighing in at 397 pounds...

 

"Devil's Raven" Rinyth

 

 

The Bodyguard attacks Rinyth before the bell.

The Bodyguard whips Rinyth into the ropes, but Rinyth reverses it.

The Bodyguard hits Rinyth with a kick.

The Bodyguard stares down his opponent.

The Bodyguard is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

The Bodyguard hits Rinyth with a diving shoulderblock.

Quite a few boos are audible.

The Bodyguard is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

The Bodyguard hits Rinyth with a reverse DDT.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

The Bodyguard throws Rinyth out of the ring.

 

 

Nik Cain: After last weeks embarrassing debut, it looks like the Bodyguard is out to prove something.

 

 

The Bodyguard jumps onto him with a flying clothesline.

The Bodyguard is handed a night stick.

The Bodyguard hits him with the night stick.

The Bodyguard is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

The Bodyguard goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Rinyth blocks it.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  1.

The Bodyguard is busted wide open.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Rinyth hits The Bodyguard with a spinebuster slam.

Rinyth knocks The Bodyguard into the ringpost.

The crowd is starting to get behind Rinyth.

 

 

Kevin Cole: The Bodyguard has been busted open!

 

 

Rinyth whips The Bodyguard into the guardrail.

Dominique comes from behind and distracts The Bodyguard.

Rinyth goes for a gorilla press slam, but The Bodyguard blocks it.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  2.

The Bodyguard nails Rinyth with a Northern Lights suplex.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  3.

Dominique comes from behind, but The Bodyguard nails Dominique.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  4.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  5.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

The Bodyguard hits a Western lariat on Rinyth.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  6.

The Bodyguard goes for an inverted swinging neckbreaker, but Rinyth blocks it.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  7.

 

 

Nik Cain: These guys are both running the serious risk of getting themselves counted out.

 

 

Rinyth whips The Bodyguard into the guardrail.

Rinyth hits a sidewalk slam on The Bodyguard.

Rinyth executes a vertical suplex bomb on The Bodyguard.

Rinyth is handed a frying pan.

Rinyth takes a swing at The Bodyguard with the frying pan, but he

 gets out of the way.

The Bodyguard snatches the frying pan from him.

The Bodyguard hits him with the frying pan.

Quite a few boos are audible.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a shot!

 

 

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  8.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

The Bodyguard stares down his opponent.

The Bodyguard is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  9.

Dominique comes from behind and distracts The Bodyguard.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 10.

The verdict: A DOUBLE COUNTOUT !

 

 

Kevin Cole: Both men have been counted out!

 

Nik Cain: Well, I saw that coming. But it sure hasn’t done anything to slow either down, as they battle all the way back to the locker room area.

 

Kevin Cole: Security better separate them! In the ring, we are about to see Sudden Death take on Brad Steel!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Hailing from your local graveyard...

Weighing in at 264 pounds...

 

Sudden Death

 

His opponent...

Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...

From Philadelphia, Pa...

Weighing in at 255 pounds...

 

Brad Steel

 

 

They lock up.

Brad Steel executes a series of forearm smashes on Sudden Death.

Brad Steel is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Brad Steel takes Sudden Death down with a jumping elbow thrust.

Brad Steel is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

 

 

Nik Cain: Steel has a serious experience edge but better not get over-confident. Sudden Death has racked up a number of impressive wins in his short career.

 

 

Brad Steel whips Sudden Death into the ropes, but Sudden Death reverses it.

Sudden Death goes for a chop to the throat, but Brad Steel blocks it.

Brad Steel kicks Sudden Death.

Brad Steel kicks Sudden Death.

Sudden Death hits Brad Steel.

Sudden Death hits Brad Steel.

The crowd is cheering on Sudden Death.

Brad Steel hits Sudden Death.

There are lots of chants for Brad Steel.

Sudden Death punches Brad Steel.

Sudden Death takes Brad Steel down with an atomic drop.

Sudden Death chops Brad Steel.

Sudden Death hits Brad Steel.

The crowd is cheering on Sudden Death.

Sudden Death hits Brad Steel.

The crowd is really behind Sudden Death.

Sudden Death whips Brad Steel into the ropes, but Brad Steel reverses it.

Sudden Death uses a flying clothesline on Brad Steel.

The crowd is really behind Sudden Death.

Sudden Death is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Sudden Death nails Brad Steel with a moonsault.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Sudden Death complains about a slow count.

Brad Steel hits an inside cradle on Sudden Death.

Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.

 

 

Nik Cain: Death followed up a good move with a rookie mistake. But Steel couldn’t really capitalize.

 

 

Brad Steel goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Sudden Death kicks him off.

Sudden Death goes for a hiptoss, but Brad Steel counters it with a lariat.

The crowd is really behind Brad Steel.

Brad Steel yells to the crowd  "Damn I'm Good!".

There are lots of chants for Brad Steel.

Brad Steel takes Sudden Death down with the Blue Thunder.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Brad Steel takes Sudden Death down with a Northern Lights bomb.

There are lots of chants for Brad Steel.

Brad Steel goes for a double underhook faceslam, but Sudden Death blocks it.

Sudden Death locks Brad Steel in a chokehold.

Jeff Davis warns Sudden Death to let go.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Sudden Death with a blatant chokehold!

 

 

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.

Sudden Death throws Brad Steel out of the ring.

Sudden Death jumps onto him with a baseball slide.

There are lots of chants for Sudden Death.

Sudden Death executes a DDT on Brad Steel.

Jeff Davis counts:  1.

Jeff Davis counts:  2.

Sudden Death stares out at the fans.

The crowd is really behind Sudden Death.

Sudden Death reenters the ring.

Brad Steel follows him back in.

Sudden Death whips Brad Steel into the ropes.

Sudden Death uses a boot to the face on Brad Steel.

Sudden Death hits a DDT on Brad Steel.

There are lots of chants for Sudden Death.

Sudden Death stares out at the fans.

The crowd is really behind Sudden Death.

Sudden Death whips Brad Steel into the ropes.

Brad Steel goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but Sudden Death

 ducks out of the way.

Sudden Death hits Brad Steel with a series of chops to the throat.

The crowd is really behind Sudden Death.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!

 

Nik Cain: Death has a mean streak a mile wide, which should serve him well in these parts.

 

 

Sudden Death whips Brad Steel into the ropes, but Brad Steel reverses it.

Brad Steel misses with a clothesline.

Sudden Death takes Brad Steel down with a spinning heel kick.

Sudden Death leaves the ring.

He returns with a cheese grater.

Sudden Death hits him with the cheese grater.

There are lots of chants for Sudden Death.

Sudden Death executes a reverse neckbreaker on Brad Steel.

Sudden Death stares out at the fans.

The crowd is going crazy.

Sudden Death hits Brad Steel with a tightrope armbreaker.

The chants for Sudden Death are deafening.

Sudden Death stares out at the fans.

The crowd is behind Sudden Death all the way.

Sudden Death goes for the Premature Burial, but Brad Steel blocks it.

 

 

Nik Cain: Death was looking for the Premature Burial but Steel blocked it. Had he hit that move, this one might be over. 

 

 

Sudden Death executes a legdrop on Brad Steel.

Sudden Death uses a flying cross body press on Brad Steel.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Sudden Death goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Brad Steel counters it with

a backward kick.

Brad Steel hits Sudden Death with the Emerald Erosion.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Brad Steel executes a gutwrench suplex on Sudden Death.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Brad Steel goes for a fireman's carry into an Ace Crusher, but Sudden Death

 slides down his back.

Sudden Death hits him with a cheese grater.

Sudden Death hits a hangman's power bomb on Brad Steel.

The crowd is going into a frenzy.

Sudden Death hits a reverse neckbreaker on Brad Steel.

Sudden Death nails Brad Steel with a hangman's power bomb.

The crowd is giving Sudden Death a standing ovation.

Sudden Death executes a Tombstone on Brad Steel.

The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sudden Death.

Sudden Death whips Brad Steel into the ropes, but Brad Steel reverses it.

Sudden Death misses with a shoulderblock.

Brad Steel executes a spinning power bomb on Sudden Death.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Brad Steel uses a flying senton on Sudden Death.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A pair of near falls for Steel!

 

 

Brad Steel goes for a vertical suplex, but Sudden Death reverses it.

Sudden Death throws Brad Steel out of the ring.

Sudden Death goes through the ropes.

Jeff Davis counts:  1.

Sudden Death knocks Brad Steel into the ringsteps.

Sudden Death knocks Brad Steel into the ringpost.

The crowd is going into a frenzy.

Sudden Death is handed a frying pan.

Sudden Death hits him with the frying pan.

The crowd erupts.

Brad Steel is busted wide open.

Jeff Davis counts:  2.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Steel has been busted wide open!

 

 

Sudden Death knocks Brad Steel into the ringsteps.

Sudden Death chokes him with a frying pan.

Jeff Davis counts:  3.

Sudden Death hits him with the frying pan.

Sudden Death reenters the ring.

Brad Steel follows him back in.

Sudden Death gives the sign for the Premature Burial.

The Dream Coach enters the ring and hits Sudden Death with the clipboard.

Sudden Death is out cold.

The chants for Brad Steel are deafening.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!

 

 

Jeff Davis calls for the DQ.

The crowd is going into a frenzy.

 

The winner is Sudden Death. Time of match: 0:06:55

 

 

Nik Cain: The Dream Coach spares Steel the pin fall loss, but a loss is a loss as far as I’m concerned.

 

Kevin Cole: We have got to take a break, but stay tuned! 

 

 

(Commercials)

 

 

Kevin Cole: We are back! Up next, Jay Reno takes on Monarch!

 

Nik Cain: Reno is the hottest rookie in FCW right now, but he’s giving up a lot of size and strength here.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Ded Ned...

From Chicago, Illinois...

Weighing in at 224 pounds...

 

"Kid Kaos" Jay Reno

 

His opponent...

Hailing from The Streets Of America...

Weighing in at 285 pounds...

 

"King of the Rotten" Monarch

 

 

They lock up.

Monarch executes a running power bomb on Jay Reno.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.

Monarch places Jay Reno on the turnbuckle.

Monarch uses a top-rope power bomb on Jay Reno.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Monarch.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Power bomb off the top!

 

Nik Cain: Monarch ain’t wasting any time.

 

 

Monarch hits Jay Reno with a thrust kick to the head.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Monarch.

Monarch hits a low blow on Jay Reno.

Monarch goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Jay Reno counters it with a crucifix

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Jay Reno goes for the Swinging DDT, but Monarch counters it with a low blow.

Monarch whips Jay Reno into the ropes, but Jay Reno reverses it.

Monarch hits Jay Reno with a lariat.

Monarch executes a thrust kick to the head on Jay Reno.

A portion of the crowd is booing Monarch.

Monarch nails Jay Reno with a power bomb.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: So close!

 

 

Monarch executes a powerslam on Jay Reno.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Monarch goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Jay Reno blocks it.

Jay Reno whips Monarch into the turnbuckle, but Monarch reverses it.

Jay Reno comes back and rocks Monarch with a kick to the midsection.

Jay Reno nails Monarch with guillotine legdrop.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Jay Reno runs into the ropes.

Jay Reno misses with an elbow.

Monarch catches Jay Reno in an armbar submission.

Jay Reno reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Monarch shouts "Bow Before Monarch!"

A portion of the crowd is cheering Monarch.

Monarch whips Jay Reno into the ropes.

Monarch nails Jay Reno with a spinning power bomb.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Another near fall!

 

Nik Cain: Monarch is really drilling Reno to the mat. Reno needs to find a way to quicken the pace of this match up.

 

 

Monarch shouts "Bow Before Monarch!"

A portion of the crowd is cheering Monarch.

Monarch goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Jay Reno blocks it.

Jay Reno hits Monarch with a Russian legsweep.

Jay Reno throws Monarch out of the ring.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, four, Monarch reenters the ring.

Jay Reno whips Monarch into the turnbuckle.

Monarch attempts to place Jay Reno on the turnbuckle, but Jay Reno blocks it.

Monarch nails Jay Reno with an inverted atomic drop.

Monarch goes for a running power bomb, but Jay Reno counters it with a backdrop.

Jay Reno takes Monarch down with a stungun.

Jay Reno is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Jay Reno executes a jumping side kick on Monarch.

Jay Reno executes a Cradle DDT on Monarch.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Jay Reno throws Monarch out of the ring.

Jay Reno goes for a slingshot somersault plancha, but Monarch

 moves out of the way.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness!

 

 

Monarch uses an eye gouge on Jay Reno.

Monarch knocks Jay Reno into the ringsteps.

Monarch sets up a table.

Monarch sets up Jay Reno on the table.

Monarch executes falling reverse DDT through the table.

The table didn't break.

A portion of the crowd is booing Monarch.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!

 

Nik Cain: Things ain’t looking to promising for this promising rookie tonight.

 

 

Monarch throws Jay Reno back into the ring.

Monarch executes a head and arm suplex on Jay Reno.

Monarch goes for the torture rack, but Jay Reno blocks it.

Jay Reno goes for neck-scissors, but Monarch ducks out of the way.

Jay Reno begs off.

Monarch executes a fist to the midsection on Jay Reno.

Monarch whips Jay Reno into the ropes.

Monarch executes a lariat on Jay Reno.

Monarch whips Jay Reno into the ropes.

Monarch misses with an elbow.

Monarch misses with a clothesline.

Monarch goes for an armbar submission, but Jay Reno blocks it.

Jay Reno leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Jay Reno sets up the chair.

Jay Reno hits Monarch with the Swinging DDT onto the chair.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Jay Reno.

 

 

Kevin Cole: DDT onto the steel!

 

 

Jay Reno uses a snap suplex on Monarch.

Jay Reno goes for guillotine legdrop, but Monarch blocks it.

Monarch executes a powerslam on Jay Reno.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Monarch throws Jay Reno out of the ring.

Monarch goes through the ropes.

Monarch whips Jay Reno into the guardrail.

Monarch executes a low blow on Jay Reno.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  1.

Monarch knocks Jay Reno into the ringsteps.

Monarch sets up Jay Reno on the table.

Monarch tries to drive Jay Reno through the table with the Burning Hammer, but

he blocks it.

Jay Reno hits Monarch with a facebreaker.

Jay Reno tells the crowd to be silent.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Jay Reno.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Monarch hits a spinning power bomb on Jay Reno.

Monarch sets up Jay Reno on the table.

Monarch executes falling reverse DDT through the table.

The table is broken in half.

Monarch whips Jay Reno into the guardrail.

Monarch uses an eye gouge on Jay Reno.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  2.

Monarch takes Jay Reno down with a short lariat.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  3.

Jay Reno is busted wide open.

Ded Ned comes from behind, but Monarch nails Ded Ned.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Monarch is all over Reno!

 

Nik Cain: And he just nailed Ned for good measure.

 

 

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  4.

Jay Reno reenters the ring.

Monarch follows him back in.

Jay Reno goes for a jumping side kick, but Monarch ducks out of the way.

Monarch executes the Fall Of Western Civilization on Jay Reno.

Monarch pulls the tights.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Monarch connects with The Fall, but Reno gets the shoulder up in time!

 

 

Monarch whips Jay Reno into the ropes.

Monarch misses with an elbow.

Monarch hits Jay Reno with a Gorilla Press.

Monarch is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Monarch places Jay Reno on the turnbuckle.

Monarch takes Jay Reno down with a belly-to-back superplex.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Big suplex off the top!

 

 

Monarch punches Jay Reno.

Monarch punches Jay Reno.

Monarch is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

Monarch hits Jay Reno.

Monarch is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

Monarch hits a series of forearm smashes on Jay Reno.

Monarch is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

Monarch takes Jay Reno down with a power bomb.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Monarch attempts to place Jay Reno on the turnbuckle, but Jay Reno blocks it.

Monarch whips Jay Reno into the ropes.

Monarch hits Jay Reno with a clothesline.

Jay Reno falls out of the ring.

 

 

Nik Cain: Monarch is visibly frustrated by the fact that he hasn’t put Reno away yet. That Reno is a tough kid; that’s for sure.

 

 

Monarch goes through the ropes.

Monarch whips Jay Reno into the guardrail.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Jay Reno goes for a bulldog, but Monarch throws him off.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  1.

Monarch whips Jay Reno into the guardrail.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  2.

Monarch nails Jay Reno with a shoulderbreaker.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  3.

Monarch sets up a table.

Monarch whips Jay Reno into the guardrail.

Monarch takes Jay Reno down with a lariat.

Monarch knocks Jay Reno into the ringsteps.

Monarch whips Jay Reno into the guardrail.

Monarch takes Jay Reno down with a belly-to-belly suplex.

Monarch sets up Jay Reno on the table.

Monarch executes falling reverse DDT through the table.

The table is broken in half.

The cheers for Monarch are drowning out the boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Reno goes through yet another table!

 

 

Monarch reenters the ring.

Jay Reno follows him back in.

Monarch is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Jay Reno begs off.

Monarch whips Jay Reno into the ropes.

Monarch executes a choke slam on Jay Reno.

Monarch executes an inverted powerslam on Jay Reno.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Monarch uses a T-Bone Suplex on Jay Reno.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Reno simply will not stay down!

 

 

Monarch goes for a German suplex, but Jay Reno blocks it.

Jay Reno takes Monarch down with neck-scissors.

Jay Reno executes a stungun on Monarch.

Jay Reno seemingly enjoys the boos.

Jay Reno runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.

Jay Reno takes Monarch down with a dropkick to the knee.

Jay Reno is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Jay Reno nails Monarch with a stungun.

Jay Reno is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

Jay Reno is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Jay Reno executes a fireman's carry on Monarch.

Jay Reno goes for a flying bodypress, but Monarch rolls out of the way.

Monarch whips Jay Reno into the ropes.

Jay Reno uses a facebreaker on Monarch.

Jay Reno gives the sign for the Silencer.

Jay Reno goes for the Silencer, but Monarch blocks it.

 

 

Nik Cain: I think Reno was looking for the Silencer, but Monarch blocked the move.

 

 

Jay Reno hits Monarch with a jumping side kick.

Jay Reno goes for a gutbuster, but Monarch blocks it.

Monarch executes the Fall Of Western Civilization on Jay Reno.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.

 

The winner is Monarch. Time of match: 0:13:12

 

 

Kevin Cole: That’s it! Monarch gets the win!

 

Nik Cain: Kicking out of the Fall of Western Civilization once is one thing. Kicking out of it twice is nearly unheard of.

 

Kevin Cole: Up next, Jake Page takes on Scourge!

 

Nik Cain: Page is much sounder than Scourge, technically speaking. If he can keep this one on the mat, he’s got a chance. Otherwise, Scourge will probably just tear him apart like he does most his opponents.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Angela, Scarlet, Ravyn and Charlotte...

From Las Vegas, Nevada...

Weighing in at 269 pounds...

 

"All The Rage" Jake Page

 

His opponent...

Led to the ring by Ded Ned...

From Denver, Colorodo...

Weighing in at 277 pounds...

 

Scourge

 

 

They lock up.

Scourge hits a shoulder breaker on Jake Page.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Scourge.

Scourge whips Jake Page into the ropes.

Scourge hits Jake Page with a clothesline.

Scourge whips Jake Page into the ropes.

Jake Page misses with a shoulderblock.

Scourge hits Jake Page with a backdrop.

Jake Page falls out of the ring.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Scourge tosses Page over the top rope to the floor!

 

 

Scourge goes through the ropes.

Scourge whips Jake Page into the guardrail.

Scourge uses a double-axhandle chop on Jake Page.

Blackie McGee counts:  1.

Ded Ned comes from behind and distracts Jake Page.

Blackie McGee counts:  2.

Angela comes from behind, but Scourge nails Angela.

 

 

Nik Cain: Scourge ain’t shy about knocking down any and every one in his way.

 

 

Jake Page whips Scourge into the guardrail.

Jake Page throws Scourge back into the ring.

Jake Page goes for a running lariat, but Scourge blocks it.

Scourge takes Jake Page down with a fallaway slam.

Scourge goes for a spinebuster slam, but Jake Page counters it with a kneelift.

Jake Page takes Scourge down with a springboard dropkick.

Jake Page is going for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Jake Page goes for a Texas Cloverleaf, but Scourge kicks him off.

Scourge goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Jake Page counters it with

a Gorilla Press.

Jake Page is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Jake Page raises his fist in the air.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Jake Page.

 

 

Nik Cain: Page shows off a little strength of his own, and seems really proud of it.

 

 

Jake Page catches Scourge in the torture rack.

Scourge is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Scourge breaks the hold after 22 seconds.

Scourge uses a suplex on Jake Page.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Scourge.

Scourge goes for a bearhug, but Jake Page counters it with a punch.

Jake Page locks Scourge in an armbar submission.

 

 

Nik Cain: This is where Page has an edge on Scourge.

 

 

Scourge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.

Jake Page puts Scourge in a swinging full nelson.

Scourge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.

Jake Page goes for a series of slaps, but Scourge counters it with

a forearm smash.

Jake Page begs off.

Scourge whips Jake Page into the ropes.

Scourge hits Jake Page with a clothesline.

Jake Page falls out of the ring.

Blackie McGee counts: one, two, three, four, five, Jake Page reenters the ring.

Scourge runs into the ropes.

Scourge goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Jake Page counters it with

a crucifix.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Jake Page whips Scourge into the ropes.

Scourge takes Jake Page down with a swinging neckbreaker.

Scourge acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Scourge executes a clothesline from the top rope on Jake Page.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Scourge takes to the air!

 

Nik Cain: I sure as hell wouldn’t want to see that flying at me.

 

 

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Scourge hits a suplex on Jake Page.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Scourge.

Jake Page begs off.

Scourge goes for a DDT, but Jake Page throws him off.

Jake Page nails Scourge with a brain buster.

Jake Page hits flying ass press on Scourge.

The cheers for Jake Page are drowning out the boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my!

 

 

Jake Page takes Scourge down with a Hotshot.

The crowd seems to be rallying behind Jake Page.

Jake Page whips Scourge into the ropes, but Scourge reverses it.

Jake Page and Scourge get hit with a double clothesline.

Jake Page goes for an abdominal stretch, but Scourge counters it with

an elbowsmash.

Scourge goes for a spinebuster slam, but Jake Page counters it with a kneelift.

Jake Page nails Scourge with the Panty Raid.

Jake Page whips Scourge into the ropes, but Scourge reverses it.

Scourge misses with a kick.

Jake Page uses Shattered Dreams on Scourge.

Jake Page seemingly enjoys the boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh...dear...lord!

 

 

Jake Page executes an armbreaker on Scourge.

Jake Page throws Scourge out of the ring.

Blackie McGee counts: one, two, Scourge reenters the ring.

Jake Page goes for a series of slaps, but Scourge side-steps and Jake Page

 only hits air.

A portion of the crowd is booing Scourge.

Scourge runs into the ropes.

Scourge misses with a clothesline.

Jake Page misses with an elbow.

Jake Page misses with a shoulderblock.

Scourge hits Jake Page with a kick.

Scourge hits a fallaway slam on Jake Page.

Scourge locks Jake Page in a chinlock deathlock submission.

Jake Page is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Jake Page reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Jake Page begs off.

Scourge hits a shoulder breaker on Jake Page.

A portion of the crowd is booing Scourge.

Scourge is going for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.

Scourge throws Jake Page out of the ring.

Blackie McGee counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Jake Page

 reenters the ring.

Scourge takes Jake Page down with the Running Forearm Smash.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Scourge complains about a slow count.

 

 

Nik Cain: Scourge obviously thinks that shot should have been enough.

 

 

Scourge goes for the torture rack, but Jake Page counters it with an elbowsmash.

Jake Page uses a jumping DDT on Scourge.

Jake Page seemingly enjoys the boos.

Jake Page hits a kick to the head on Scourge.

Jake Page goes for a power bomb, but Scourge blocks it.

Scourge takes Jake Page down with a big boot to the face.

Scourge hits Jake Page.

Scourge chops Jake Page.

Scourge kicks Jake Page.

Scourge is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Scourge whips Jake Page into the ropes, but Jake Page reverses it.

Jake Page catches Scourge totally by surprise.

Jake Page executes the Raging ClymaXXX on Scourge.

Scourge is valiantly trying to break the hold.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Raging ClymaXXX!

 

(Cain proceeds to start laughing hysterically.)

 

Kevin Cole: Stop laughing! 

 

 

Scourge summons one last burst of energy.

Blackie McGee asks Scourge if he's had enough.

Scourge shakes his head.

Blackie McGee asks Scourge if he should stop the fight.

Scourge shakes his head.

Scourge is inching his way towards the ropes.

Scourge isn't moving anymore.

Blackie McGee asks Scourge if he's had enough.

Scourge shakes his head.

Blackie McGee asks Scourge if he's had enough.

Scourge nods.

Blackie McGee stops the fight after 42 seconds.

The crowd is wildly cheering Jake Page with only a few scattered boos audible.

 

The winner is Jake Page. Time of match: 0:08:57

 

 

Kevin Cole: Scourge submits! Page gets the win!

 

Nik Cain: I’ve got to consider that a bit of an upset.

 

Kevin Cole: The Television Title is on the line next as new champion Mike Sanders defends against Scott Andrews.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

It is for the FCW Television Title.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Jessica M....

Hailing from Columbus, OH...

Weighing in at 245 pounds...

 

"The Natural" Scott Andrews

 

His opponent...

Led to the ring by Alex DiGiacomo...

From Atlanta, GA...

Weighing in at 215 pounds...

 

The FCW Television Champion...

"Above Average" Mike Sanders

 

 

They lock up.

Scott Andrews hits a drop toe hold on Mike Sanders.

Scott Andrews takes Mike Sanders down with a low blow.

Scott Andrews goes for a European uppercut, but Mike Sanders counters it with

a backslide.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Scott Andrews begs off.

Mike Sanders takes Scott Andrews down with a flying forearm.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Mike Sanders styles and profiles.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mike Sanders.

 

 

Nik Cain: The guy’s pretty cocky, given the fact that his title win was his first ever victory here in FCW.

 

 

Mike Sanders goes for a headscissors submission, but Scott Andrews blocks it.

Scott Andrews nails Mike Sanders with an arm trap shoulder neckbreaker.

Scott Andrews is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Scott Andrews hits Mike Sanders.

Scott Andrews is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Mike Sanders chops Scott Andrews.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mike Sanders.

Mike Sanders kicks Scott Andrews.

Scott Andrews begs off.

Mike Sanders hits Scott Andrews with a clothesline.

Mike Sanders is going for the pin.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Scott Andrews begs off.

Mike Sanders hits Scott Andrews with a vertical suplex.

Mike Sanders goes for a double underhook suplex, but Scott Andrews blocks it.

Scott Andrews whips Mike Sanders into the ropes, but Mike Sanders reverses it.

Mike Sanders hits a bodyslam on Scott Andrews.

Mike Sanders is going for the pin.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Mike Sanders complains about a slow count.

Scott Andrews executes an inside cradle on Mike Sanders.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Nik Cain: Sanders almost cost himself the title that time.

 

 

Scott Andrews uses an overhead release suplex on Mike Sanders.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Scott Andrews hits Mike Sanders with a German suplex.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Scott Andrews hits a piledriver on Mike Sanders.

Scott Andrews is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Scott Andrews catches Mike Sanders in a double reverse chinlock.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Andrews fires back with a flurry of offense!

 

 

Mike Sanders is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Mike Sanders reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.

Scott Andrews uses a hiptoss on Mike Sanders.

Scott Andrews is going for the pin.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Scott Andrews executes a jumping neck snap on Mike Sanders.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Scott Andrews.

Scott Andrews hits Mike Sanders with a dropkick to the knee.

Scott Andrews goes for an elbowdrop, but Mike Sanders rolls out of the way.

Mike Sanders whips Scott Andrews into the ropes.

Scott Andrews takes Mike Sanders down with running legdrop.

Scott Andrews gets a figure-four leglock on Mike Sanders.

Mike Sanders' shoulders are on the mat.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Mike Sanders breaks the hold after 6 seconds.

Mike Sanders kicks Scott Andrews.

Mike Sanders is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Mike Sanders hits Scott Andrews.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mike Sanders.

Mike Sanders hits a flying forearm on Scott Andrews.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Mike Sanders hits Scott Andrews with a clothesline.

Mike Sanders attempts to place Scott Andrews on the turnbuckle, but

Scott Andrews blocks it.

 

 

Nik Cain: Whatever Sanders was planning, Andrews was not interested.

 

 

Mike Sanders takes Scott Andrews down with a springboard dropkick.

Mike Sanders uses a kneedrop on Scott Andrews.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mike Sanders.

Mike Sanders runs into the ropes.

Scott Andrews takes Mike Sanders down with an enzuigiri.

Scott Andrews is going for the pin.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Scott Andrews hits a chop on Mike Sanders.

Scott Andrews goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Mike Sanders

 blocks it.

Mike Sanders takes Scott Andrews down with a headlock takedown.

Scott Andrews begs off.

Mike Sanders goes for a flying cross body press, but Scott Andrews

 counters it with a powerslam.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, shoulder up.

A few fans are booing Scott Andrews, while a few others are cheering him.

Scott Andrews throws Mike Sanders out of the ring.

Scott Andrews goes through the ropes.

Scott Andrews hits Mike Sanders with an elbowdrop.

Harry Buttcheek counts:  1.

Scott Andrews whips Mike Sanders into the guardrail.

Harry Buttcheek counts:  2.

Scott Andrews reenters the ring.

Mike Sanders follows him back in.

Scott Andrews executes an armdrag takedown on Mike Sanders.

Scott Andrews hits a drop toe hold on Mike Sanders.

Mike Sanders goes for a hiptoss, but Scott Andrews counters it with a facerake.

Scott Andrews places Mike Sanders on the turnbuckle.

Scott Andrews takes Mike Sanders down with a superplex.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Suplex off the top rope!

 

 

Scott Andrews nails Mike Sanders with an enzuigiri.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Scott Andrews.

Scott Andrews is going for the pin.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Scott Andrews runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.

Scott Andrews takes Mike Sanders down with a dropkick to the knee.

Scott Andrews nails Mike Sanders with a flying kneedrop.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Scott Andrews.

Scott Andrews puts Mike Sanders in an armbar submission.

Mike Sanders reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Scott Andrews hits Mike Sanders with a low blow.

Scott Andrews goes for a fisherman suplex, but Mike Sanders counters it with

a small package.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, kickout.

Scott Andrews begs off.

Mike Sanders hits a hiptoss on Scott Andrews.

Mike Sanders nails Scott Andrews with a flying cross body press.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Mike Sanders leaves the ring.

He returns with a baseball bat.

Mike Sanders hits him with the baseball bat.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mike Sanders.

Harry Buttcheek throws the baseball bat out of the ring.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a shot!

 

 

Mike Sanders whips Scott Andrews into the ropes.

Mike Sanders hits a hiptoss on Scott Andrews.

Mike Sanders goes for a cobra clutch, but Scott Andrews blocks it.

Scott Andrews nails Mike Sanders with a dropkick.

Scott Andrews goes for a tiger driver, but Mike Sanders blocks it.

Mike Sanders takes the chair.

Mike Sanders hits Scott Andrews with a flying forearm with the chair.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Mike Sanders nails Scott Andrews with a dropkick.

Harry Buttcheek removes the chair from the ring.

Mike Sanders runs into the ropes.

Jessica M. trips Mike Sanders.

Harry Buttcheek threatens Scott Andrews with disqualification.

Harry Buttcheek warns Jessica M.

Harry Buttcheek is back on the job.

Mike Sanders uses a springboard dropkick on Scott Andrews.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mike Sanders.

Mike Sanders goes for a fireman's carry, but Scott Andrews blocks it.

Scott Andrews runs into the ropes.

Mike Sanders misses with a shoulderblock.

Mike Sanders takes Scott Andrews down with a monkey flip.

Mike Sanders styles and profiles.

Mike Sanders is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Mike Sanders takes Scott Andrews down with spinning headscissors.

Mike Sanders hits Scott Andrews with a headlock takedown.

Scott Andrews executes the Pure Finesse Superkick.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Scott Andrews.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Andrews caught Sanders right on the jaw with that kick!

 

 

He goes for the pin.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: But Sanders kicks out!

 

 

Scott Andrews takes Mike Sanders down with a dropkick to the knee.

Scott Andrews locks Mike Sanders in the DDT into a front headlock.

Mike Sanders is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Mike Sanders is inching his way towards the ropes.

Mike Sanders is writhing in pain.

 The bell rings. The time limit has expired.

 

 

Kevin Cole: The time limit on this one has expired! Therefore, Sanders retains the Television Title. We have got to take a break, but stay tuned!

 

 

(Commercials)

 

 

Kevin Cole: We are back! Cedric Donahue and Samson are next!

 

Nik Cain: Yet another battle in their war.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Michael Cross...

Hailing from Anchorage, Alaska...

Weighing in at 268 pounds...

 

"Elite" Cedric Donahue

 

His opponent...

Hailing from Queensbridge, New York City...

Weighing in at 224 pounds...

 

"The Hardest Working Man in Wresting" Samson

 

 

They lock up.

Cedric Donahue executes a release tiger suplex on Samson.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Cedric Donahue places Samson on the turnbuckle.

Cedric Donahue goes for top-rope vertical facebuster, but Samson blocks it.

Samson throws Cedric Donahue off the turnbuckle.

Samson executes a handspring elbow on Cedric Donahue.

Samson goes for an armbar submission, but Cedric Donahue blocks it.

Cedric Donahue goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Samson blocks it.

Samson hits Cedric Donahue.

Samson is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

 

 

Nik Cain: These two know each other extremely well in the ring.

 

 

Samson punches Cedric Donahue.

Samson takes Cedric Donahue down with a punch.

Samson whips Cedric Donahue into the ropes.

Samson misses with a shoulderblock.

Cedric Donahue hits Samson with a kick.

Cedric Donahue catches Samson in a full nelson.

Samson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Cedric Donahue nails Samson with a crucifix power bomb.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Cedric Donahue complains about a slow count.

Samson executes an inside cradle on Cedric Donahue.

Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.

Samson puts Cedric Donahue in an armbar submission.

Cedric Donahue is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Cedric Donahue tries to escape the hold.

Cedric Donahue reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.

Samson uses a flying somersault headbutt on Cedric Donahue.

A few fans are booing Samson.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a move!

 

Nik Cain: Both of these guys are full of talent.

 

 

Samson whips Cedric Donahue into the turnbuckle.

Samson charges into the corner.

Samson takes Cedric Donahue down with a backspin DDT.

A few fans are booing Samson.

Samson executes an inverted Swinging DDT on Cedric Donahue.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Samson hits Cedric Donahue with a tornado DDT.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Samson.

Samson whips Cedric Donahue into the ropes.

Cedric Donahue hits the Running Forearm Smash on Samson.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Cedric Donahue runs into the ropes.

Cedric Donahue executes the Running Forearm Smash on Samson.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Cedric Donahue stands with both his arms outstretched looking at the fans.

The crowd is starting to get behind Cedric Donahue.

Cedric Donahue uses an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Samson.

A small "Cedric Donahue" chant is being started.

Cedric Donahue throws Samson out of the ring.

 

 

Nik Cain: This thing has been high impact since the word go. Not sure how long they can keep up this pace.

 

 

Cedric Donahue goes through the ropes.

Cedric Donahue nails Samson with a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker.

Cedric Donahue executes the Neckbreaker DDT on Samson on the concrete floor.

The crowd is cheering on Cedric Donahue.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Neckbreaker DDT on the concrete!

 

 

Cedric Donahue goes for an Exploder suplex, but Samson blocks it.

Samson sets up a table.

Samson whips Cedric Donahue into the guardrail.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Samson whips Cedric Donahue into the guardrail.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Samson executes a tornado DDT on Cedric Donahue.

Samson goes for a punch, but Cedric Donahue blocks it.

Jeff Davis counts:  1.

Cedric Donahue knocks Samson into the ringpost.

The crowd is cheering on Cedric Donahue.

Jeff Davis counts:  2.

Samson is busted wide open.

Cedric Donahue is handed the nine iron.

Cedric Donahue hits him with the nine iron.

Cedric Donahue stands with both his arms outstretched looking at the fans.

The crowd is cheering on Cedric Donahue.

Cedric Donahue hits him with the nine iron.

Cedric Donahue is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!

 

Nik Cain: Things ain’t looking too good for Samson right about now.

 

 

Cedric Donahue whips Samson into the guardrail.

Jeff Davis counts:  3.

Cedric Donahue goes for the Neckbreaker DDT, but Samson blocks it.

Cedric Donahue is handed the Razor scooter.

Cedric Donahue hits him with the Razor scooter.

The crowd is cheering on Cedric Donahue.

Cedric Donahue sets up Samson on the table.

Cedric Donahue tries to drive Samson through the table with

an Arabian Facebuster, but he blocks it.

Samson whips Cedric Donahue into the guardrail.

Samson uses a senton on Cedric Donahue.

Jeff Davis counts:  4.

Samson sets up Cedric Donahue on the table.

Samson executes a frog splash through the table.

The table is broken in half.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Frog splash through the table!

 

 

Samson whips Cedric Donahue into the guardrail.

Jeff Davis counts:  5.

Samson is handed the barbed wire steel chair.

Samson takes a swing at Cedric Donahue with the barbed wire steel chair, but he

 gets out of the way.

Cedric Donahue snatches the barbed wire steel chair from him.

Cedric Donahue hits him with the barbed wire steel chair.

The crowd is cheering on Cedric Donahue.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear!

 

 

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Jeff Davis counts:  6.

Cedric Donahue goes for an Exploder suplex, but Samson blocks it.

Jeff Davis counts:  7.

Cedric Donahue is busted wide open.

Samson is handed a stapler.

Samson hits him with the stapler.

Samson hits him with a stapler.

Samson throws Cedric Donahue back into the ring.

Samson brings the stapler into the ring.

 

 

Kevin Cole: These two are sick!

 

Nik Cain: Yeah, ain’t it great?

 

 

Samson executes a DDT on Cedric Donahue.

Samson chops Cedric Donahue.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Samson kicks Cedric Donahue.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Cedric Donahue chops Samson.

The crowd is cheering on Cedric Donahue.

Cedric Donahue hits Samson.

Cedric Donahue takes Samson down with a low blow.

Cedric Donahue goes for a superkick, but Samson counters it with a legsweep.

Samson is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Kick out with authority!

 

 

Cedric Donahue goes for an Exploder suplex, but Samson counters it with

an elbowsmash.

Samson attempts to place Cedric Donahue on the turnbuckle, but Cedric Donahue

 blocks it.

Samson takes Cedric Donahue down with a jumping DDT.

The crowd is booing Samson.

Samson whips Cedric Donahue into the ropes.

Cedric Donahue misses with a kick.

Samson hits Cedric Donahue with a backdrop.

Samson hits him with the stapler.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Samson gets an armbar submission on Cedric Donahue.

Cedric Donahue is struggling to reach the ropes.

Cedric Donahue reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Samson hits a Japanese armdrag takedown on Cedric Donahue.

Samson whips Cedric Donahue into the turnbuckle, but Cedric Donahue reverses it.

Cedric Donahue executes a release tiger suplex on Samson.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: So close!

 

 

Cedric Donahue runs into the ropes.

Samson uses a punch on Cedric Donahue.

Samson hits Cedric Donahue with the Swinging DDT.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Samson hits Cedric Donahue with a low blow.

Cedric Donahue bumps into Jeff Davis.

Samson hits Cedric Donahue.

The crowd is booing Samson.

Samson kicks Cedric Donahue.

The crowd is booing Samson.

Samson executes the Street Dreams on Cedric Donahue.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Street Dreams! Street Dreams!

 

 

Samson goes for the pin.

There is no referee to count.

Michael Cross enters the ring and hits Samson with the steel chair.

Samson is out cold.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Michael Cross just nailed Samson!

 

Nik Cain: And, call me crazy, but Donahue looks less than thrilled about it.

 

 

Cedric Donahue places Samson on the turnbuckle.

Cedric Donahue hits a super fisherman buster on Samson.

There is no referee to count.

Jeff Davis is back on the job.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Kick out! Samson kicks out!

 

 

Cedric Donahue executes a dropkick to the knee on Samson.

Cedric Donahue goes for a guillotine choke, but Samson blocks it.

Samson hits Cedric Donahue.

Samson further incites the crowd.

Samson hits Cedric Donahue.

Samson is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

Samson kicks Cedric Donahue.

Samson leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Samson sets up the chair.

Samson hits Cedric Donahue with a DDT onto the chair.

Samson further incites the crowd.

Samson goes for a sleeperhold, but Cedric Donahue blocks it.

Cedric Donahue goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Samson

 slides down his back.

Samson executes a dropkick on Cedric Donahue.

Samson runs into the ropes.

Cedric Donahue hits Samson with a clothesline.

Cedric Donahue executes the Neckbreaker DDT on Samson.

Cedric Donahue goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.

The crowd is giving Cedric Donahue a standing ovation.

 

The winner is Cedric Donahue. Time of match: 0:09:14

 

 

Kevin Cole: And Donahue gets the pin!

 

Nik Cain: Even Samson couldn’t withstand that kind of punishment forever. Great match.

 

Kevin Cole: Up next, Dream Warrior and Jakob Shane in a stretcher match!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Stretcher match scheduled for

one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...

Hailing from parts unknown...

Weighing in at 243 pounds...

 

Dream Warrior

 

His opponent...

From Phoenix, Arizona...

Weighing in at 289 pounds...

 

"The Midnight Idol" Jakob Shane

 

 

They lock up.

Jakob Shane chops Dream Warrior.

Jakob Shane hits Dream Warrior.

Dream Warrior chops Jakob Shane.

The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.

Dream Warrior punches Jakob Shane.

Dream Warrior runs into the ropes.

Dream Warrior misses with a kick.

Jakob Shane goes for an elbow to the head, but Dream Warrior blocks it.

Dream Warrior nails Jakob Shane with a hangman's power bomb.

You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Dream Warrior.

Dream Warrior executes the Bad Night's Sleep on Jakob Shane.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Bad Night’s Sleep!

 

Nik Cain: But going for the pin won’t do Warrior any good in this one.

 

 

Dream Warrior whips Jakob Shane into the ropes.

Jakob Shane and Dream Warrior get hit with a double clothesline.

Jakob Shane uses a kneelift on Dream Warrior.

Jakob Shane goes for the TKO, but Dream Warrior blocks it.

Dream Warrior hits Jakob Shane with the Doctor Bomb.

Dream Warrior hits Jakob Shane with a wheelbarrow suplex.

Dream Warrior uses a springboard Thesz Press on Jakob Shane.

The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.

Dream Warrior hits Jakob Shane with a springboard sitdown faceslam.

The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.

Dream Warrior throws a fireball at the front row fans.

A small "Dream Warrior" chant is being started.

 

 

Kevin Cole: This match has been all Dream Warrior so far!

 

 

Dream Warrior nails Jakob Shane with a dragon suplex.

Dream Warrior tries to put Jakob Shane on the Stretcher.

Dream Warrior puts Jakob Shane on the Stretcher.

Jakob Shane gets off the Stretcher.

Jakob Shane reenters the ring.

 

 

Nik Cain: Shane ain’t done for just yet.

 

 

Jakob Shane hits a fireman's carry into a DDT on Dream Warrior.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Jakob Shane hits Dream Warrior with an elbow to the head.

Jakob Shane takes Dream Warrior down with a fallaway slam.

Jakob Shane slaps his opponent and says "Time's up, Cinderella".

Jakob Shane is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Jakob Shane uses the Spin Doctor on Dream Warrior.

Jakob Shane uses a fireman's carry into a DDT on Dream Warrior.

Jakob Shane is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Jakob Shane slaps his opponent and says "Time's up, Cinderella".

Quite a few boos are audible.

 

 

Nik Cain: When the doctor slapped baby Shane, he slapped back.

 

 

Jakob Shane whips Dream Warrior into the ropes.

Jakob Shane goes for a Hotshot, but Dream Warrior counters it with a Thesz press

Dream Warrior runs into the ropes.

Dream Warrior hits Jakob Shane with a kick.

Dream Warrior attempts to place Jakob Shane on the turnbuckle, but Jakob Shane

 blocks it.

Dream Warrior goes for a flying cross body press, but Jakob Shane

 rolls through with the move.

Jakob Shane slaps his opponent and says "Time's up, Cinderella".

Quite a few boos are audible.

Jakob Shane tries to put Dream Warrior on the Stretcher.

Dream Warrior blocks it.

 

 

Nik Cain: No way is Warrior done for yet.

 

 

Dream Warrior goes for a springboard sitdown faceslam, but Jakob Shane

 side-steps and Dream Warrior only hits air.

Jakob Shane tries to put Dream Warrior on the Stretcher.

Dream Warrior blocks it.

Dream Warrior goes for a palm blow, but Jakob Shane blocks it.

Jakob Shane goes for a fireman's carry into a DDT, but Dream Warrior blocks it.

Dream Warrior hits Jakob Shane with a DDT.

The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.

Dream Warrior takes Jakob Shane down with a snap suplex.

A small "Dream Warrior" chant is being started.

Dream Warrior tries to put Jakob Shane on the Stretcher.

Dream Warrior puts Jakob Shane on the Stretcher.

The attendants carry Jakob Shane back to the locker room.

The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.

 

The winner is Dream Warrior. Time of match: 0:03:45

 

 

Kevin Cole: This one is over!

 

Nik Cain: Warrior really drilled Shane with that suplex and probably knocked the wind right out of him.

 

Kevin Cole: Next up, Scion takes on Oblivion!

 

Nik Cain: This should be good.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Fighting out of New York City...

Weighing in at 230 pounds...

 

Scion

 

His opponent...

From A Theater Near You...

Weighing in at 225 pounds...

 

"The eND Bringer" Oblivion

 

 

They lock up.

Scion nails Oblivion with a superkick.

Oblivion whips Scion into the ropes.

Scion takes Oblivion down with an Asai moonsault.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Scion throws Oblivion out of the ring.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Scion, off to a quick start.

 

 

Blackie McGee counts: one, Oblivion reenters the ring.

Scion whips Oblivion into the ropes.

Scion misses with a clothesline.

Scion hits a facerake on Oblivion.

Oblivion uses a thrust kick to the head on Scion.

A small "Oblivion" chant is being started.

Oblivion yells "Again! Again!".

The crowd is starting to get behind Oblivion.

Oblivion hits Scion with a series of headbutts.

Oblivion is going for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Oblivion leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Oblivion runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.

Oblivion nails Scion with an Arabian Facebuster.

The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!

 

 

Oblivion runs into the ropes.

Oblivion goes for a Yakuza kick, but Scion blocks it.

Scion whips Oblivion into the turnbuckle.

Scion runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Oblivion moves out of the way.

Oblivion whips Scion into the ropes.

Oblivion hits Scion with an Arabian Facebuster.

Oblivion hits Scion with a series of headbutts.

There are lots of chants for Oblivion.

Oblivion puts Scion in a scorpion deathlock.

Scion is struggling to reach the ropes.

Scion is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Scion is struggling to reach the ropes.

Scion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.

Oblivion uses the drop toe hold onto a chair on Scion.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Oblivion gets a dragon sleeper on Scion.

 

 

Nik Cain: Oblivion is in firm control right now, but Scion ain’t a two-time former World Champ for nothing.

 

 

Scion tries to escape the hold.

Scion tries to fight the pain.

Scion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 27 seconds.

Oblivion nails Scion with a moonsault.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Oblivion nails Scion with a slingshot somersault splash.

The crowd is going crazy.

Oblivion attempts to place Scion on the turnbuckle, but Scion blocks it.

Scion begs off.

Oblivion goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Scion blocks it.

Scion nails Oblivion with a hiptoss.

Scion chops Oblivion.

Scion chops Oblivion.

The crowd is booing Scion.

Scion hits Oblivion with a tornado DDT.

Scion hits Oblivion with a moonsault.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Scion stands on the 2nd turnbuckle and crotch-chops at the crowd.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

 

 

Nik Cain: When you think Scion, you think class.

 

 

Scion goes for a fireman's carry into a Michinoku Driver, but Oblivion

 counters it with a crucifix.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Scion begs off.

Oblivion places Scion on the turnbuckle.

Oblivion nails Scion with a top-rope inverted DDT.

Oblivion has the crowd going wild.

Oblivion kicks Scion.

The chants for Oblivion are deafening.

Scion chops Oblivion.

Scion chops Oblivion.

Oblivion chops Scion.

The chants for Oblivion are deafening.

Scion chops Oblivion.

Oblivion kicks Scion.

Oblivion whips Scion into the ropes.

Scion hits Oblivion with a kick.

Scion stands on the 2nd turnbuckle and crotch-chops at the crowd.

The crowd is booing Scion.

Scion puts Oblivion in a half Boston.

Oblivion is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Oblivion is struggling to reach the ropes.

Oblivion is writhing in pain.

Blackie McGee asks Oblivion if he's had enough.

Oblivion shakes his head.

Blackie McGee tells Oblivion to respond or he'll stop the fight.

Oblivion doesn't respond.

Blackie McGee stops the fight after 30 seconds.

The crowd is booing Scion.

 

The winner is Scion. Time of match: 0:04:49

 

 

Kevin Cole: The match is over! Oblivion failed to respond to the referee!

 

Nik Cain: I would love for someone to explain the huge grin on his face. On second thought, no I wouldn’t.

 

Kevin Cole: Good idea. We have got to take one more break but, when we return, Jean and The Paladin enter a steel cage for a best two out of three falls match! Do not go away!

 

 

(Commercials)

 

 

Kevin Cole: We are back! The cage has been lowered so let’s get right back to the ring!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a cage-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for two

out of three falls.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Sunny...

Fighting out of the U.S.A....

Weighing in at 309 pounds...

 

The Paladin

 

His opponent...

Led to the ring by Eve...

Fighting out of parts unknown...

Weighing in at 230 pounds...

 

"The Prince of Darkness" Jean

 

 

They lock up.

Jean executes a swinging neckbreaker on The Paladin.

Jean is going for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.

Jean goes for a spinning heel kick, but The Paladin blocks it.

The Paladin executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Jean.

The Paladin takes Jean down with an electric chair suplex.

The crowd is cheering on The Paladin.

The Paladin places his hand over his heart.

The Paladin is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

 

 

(Evenkiel makes his way to the ring wearing an adidas tracksuit and a clown mask, a sorry disguise that pretty much everyone can see right through.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Who the heck is that?

 

Nik Cain: You’re kidding, right? Can’t I go one single broadcast without seeing that scumbag?  

 

 

The Paladin takes Jean down with a gutwrench suplex.

Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.

The Paladin places Jean on the turnbuckle.

The Paladin executes a top-rope DDT on Jean.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

The Paladin complains about a slow count.

The Paladin climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jean throws him to the mat.

Jean goes for an anklelock submission, but The Paladin blocks it.

The Paladin gets a sleeperhold on Jean.

Jean reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

The Paladin hits Jean with a piledriver.

The Paladin is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

 

 

(Evenkiel has his face pressed right up to the cage, obviously antagonizing Jean, and to a lesser extent The Paladin.)

 

 

Nik Cain: Can’t we get some security down here?

 

Kevin Cole: But who is that?

 

Nik Cain: Shut up.

 

 

The Paladin uses a fallaway slam on Jean.

The crowd is cheering on The Paladin.

The Paladin nails Jean with a German suplex.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

The Paladin executes a gutwrench suplex on Jean.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

The Paladin goes for an anklelock submission, but Jean blocks it.

Jean goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but The Paladin counters it with

a side suplex.

The crowd is starting to get behind The Paladin.

The Paladin hits a powerslam on Jean.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A big power slam gets The Paladin a two count.

 

Nik Cain: Paladin certainly overpowers his opponent.

 

 

The Paladin goes for a hiptoss, but Jean blocks it.

Jean chops The Paladin.

Jean chops The Paladin.

You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Jean.

Jean chops The Paladin.

You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Jean.

Jean scrapes The Paladin's face across the cage.

Jean takes The Paladin down with a belly-to-belly suplex.

Jean kicks The Paladin.

Jean punches The Paladin.

The Paladin chops Jean.

The crowd is starting to get behind The Paladin.

The Paladin punches Jean.

Jean punches The Paladin.

A few fans are cheering on Jean.

Jean executes a missile dropkick on The Paladin.

You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Jean.

Jean locks The Paladin in the Sharpshooter.

The Paladin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.

 

 

Nik Cain: The Paladin ain’t gonna give in that easily.

 

 

Jean hits a scissor kick on The Paladin.

A few fans are cheering on Jean.

Jean puts The Paladin in an anklelock submission.

The Paladin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Jean hits The Paladin with springboard hurricanranna.

Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.

Jean nails The Paladin with springboard hurricanranna.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Jean hits a pumphandle slam on The Paladin.

You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Jean.

Jean is going for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, shoulder up.

Jean executes a springboard armdrag on The Paladin.

Jean locks The Paladin in an anklelock submission.

The Paladin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Jean hits a dropkick on The Paladin.

Jean runs into the ropes.

The Paladin hits Jean with a kick.

The Paladin catches Jean in a camel clutch.

Jean is struggling to reach the ropes.

Jean tries to escape the hold.

Jean reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.

The Paladin places his hand over his heart.

A small "The Paladin" chant is being started.

The Paladin places Jean on the turnbuckle.

The Paladin executes a top-rope DDT on Jean.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Top rope DDT and a kick out!

 

 

The Paladin nails Jean with a bulldog.

The Paladin uses a slingshot suplex on Jean.

The crowd is starting to get behind The Paladin.

The Paladin is going for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.

The Paladin attempts to place Jean on the turnbuckle, but Jean blocks it.

The Paladin executes a choke slam on Jean.

The Paladin goes for a figure-four leglock, but Jean blocks it.

Jean nails The Paladin with a dropkick.

Jean hits The Paladin with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a move!

 

Nik Cain: It’s no small feat doing that to a guy Paladin’s size.

 

 

Jean is going for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Jean executes a spear on The Paladin.

Jean goes for falling reverse DDT, but The Paladin blocks it.

The Paladin goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Jean counters it with

a facerake.

Jean hits springboard hurricanranna on The Paladin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Jean uses a snap suplex on The Paladin.

Jean goes for a clothesline, but The Paladin counters it with a Gorilla Press.

The crowd is starting to get behind The Paladin.

The Paladin is going for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.

The Paladin goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Jean counters it with

a facerake.

Jean goes for a spinning heel kick, but The Paladin ducks out of the way.

The Paladin climbs to the top of the cage.

The Paladin nails Jean with a flying axhandle.

The Paladin is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Paladin comes flying off the top of the cage!

 

 

The Paladin is going for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

The Paladin places Jean on the turnbuckle.

The Paladin hits Jean with a superplex.

The Paladin takes Jean down with a forearm smash.

Eve tries to interfere, but Sunny prevents her from doing so.

The Paladin goes for a headbutt, but Jean blocks it.

Jean hits The Paladin with a flying forearm.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Big kick out!

 

 

The Paladin hits Jean with a choke slam.

The Paladin goes for a hiptoss, but Jean blocks it.

The Paladin goes for a German suplex, but Jean counters it with an elbowsmash.

Jean goes for a snap suplex, but The Paladin counters it with a small package.

Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.

The Paladin complains about a slow count.

The Paladin goes for a forearm smash, but Jean blocks it.

Jean hits a dropkick on The Paladin.

The Paladin gets a sleeperhold on Jean.

Jean is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Jean tries to escape the hold.

Jean reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.

The Paladin hits a Hotshot on Jean.

The crowd is cheering on The Paladin.

The Paladin goes for a dropkick, but Jean side-steps and The Paladin

 only hits air.

A small "Jean" chant is being started.

Jean executes a top-rope spin kick on The Paladin.

The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.

Jean executes a kneelift on The Paladin.

Jean hits The Paladin with a snap suplex.

A small "Jean" chant is being started.

Jean executes a dropkick on The Paladin.

Jean goes for an anklelock submission, but The Paladin blocks it.

The Paladin nails Jean with a slingshot suplex.

The Paladin nails Jean with a German suplex.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

The Paladin nails Jean with a powerslam.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

The Paladin executes the American Dream on Jean.

 

 

Kevin Cole: The American Dream! Paladin has Jean locked in the American Dream!

 

 

Jean tries to fight the pain.

Jean submits after 26 seconds.

The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Paladin.

 

The winner is The Paladin. Time of match: 0:11:53

 

 

Kevin Cole: Jean submits!

 

Nik Cain: Paladin scores the first win, putting Jean in a sudden death situation.

 

 

They lock up.

The Paladin goes for a DDT, but Jean counters it with a low blow.

Jean hits The Paladin with a double underhook faceslam.

The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.

Jean executes a roundhouse kick on The Paladin.

The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.

Jean uses a senton bomb on The Paladin.

A small "Jean" chant is being started.

Jean executes a missile dropkick on The Paladin.

The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.

Jean hits The Paladin with a spinning heel kick.

Jean grinds The Paladin's face across the cage.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear!

 

 

Jean goes for the Sharpshooter, but The Paladin blocks it.

The Paladin executes a powerslam on Jean.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

The Paladin locks Jean in an anklelock submission.

Jean is struggling to reach the ropes.

Jean reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

The Paladin catches Jean in a sleeperhold.

Jean breaks the hold after 5 seconds.

The Paladin takes Jean down with a Northern Lights bomb.

The crowd is really behind The Paladin.

The Paladin runs into the ropes.

Jean hits The Paladin with a clothesline.

Jean goes for a backdrop, but The Paladin blocks it.

The Paladin hits Jean.

The Paladin kicks Jean.

The Paladin takes Jean down with a Hotshot.

The Paladin goes for a European uppercut, but Jean blocks it.

Jean chops The Paladin.

Jean kicks The Paladin.

The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.

The Paladin hits Jean.

Jean kicks The Paladin.

The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.

Jean hits The Paladin with a backdrop.

Jean executes the Cry of Souls on The Paladin.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Cry of Souls!

 

 

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.

You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Jean.

 

The winner is Jean. Time of match: 0:14:56

 

 

Kevin Cole: And Jean gets the pin! We are tied at one!

 

 

They lock up.

Jean runs into the ropes.

The Paladin goes for a Hotshot, but Jean counters it with a Thesz press.

Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.

Jean hits a backdrop driver on The Paladin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, shoulder up.

Jean hits The Paladin with a full nelson slam.

Jean kicks The Paladin.

A few fans are cheering on Jean.

Jean chops The Paladin.

The Paladin hits Jean.

The crowd is really behind The Paladin.

Jean chops The Paladin.

A few fans are cheering on Jean.

Jean kicks The Paladin.

A few fans are cheering on Jean.

Jean goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Paladin counters it with

a facerake.

 

 

Nik Cain: Both these guys are starting to run out of steam.

 

 

The Paladin locks Jean in an anklelock submission.

Jean reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.

The Paladin whips Jean into the ropes, but Jean reverses it.

The Paladin hits Jean with a clothesline.

The Paladin is going for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

The Paladin rakes Jean's face across the cage.

The Paladin goes for a Hotshot, but Jean counters it with a lariat.

Jean uses a flying forearm on The Paladin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Jean runs into the ropes.

The Paladin hits a bulldog on Jean.

The Paladin climbs to the top of the cage.

The Paladin uses a moonsault on Jean.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness! Moonsault off the top of the cage!

 

 

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.

 

The winner is The Paladin. Time of match: 0:18:40

 

 

Kevin Cole: This one is over! The Paladin is your winner!

 

 

(Jean looks over at the disguised Evenkiel with contempt, but his face slowly turns into a smile.  Without warning he lunges for Evenkiel and tackles him to the ground, trying desperately to rip the silly clown mask off his face.  As the two men flail at each other on the ground they don't see Mike Sanders race down to ringside.  Sanders levels Jean with a low dropkick to the face, which sends Jean flying back into the outside of the steel cage.  He helps Evenkiel to his feet and the two men walk back to the locker room as a stunned Jean looks on.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Mike Sanders has come out to help that mystery man!

 

Nik Cain: Evenkiel! It’s Evenkiel you stupid sack of s**t!

 

 

(Cain is so frustrated he slams his headset down and walks off.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Uh...we are out of time folks! Tune in next week!

 

 

 

(end)

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