(OOC: This may be the worst card I have ever written. And, at the very least, it has got to be the dumbest. But, hey, it’s the third one I’ve written in less than a week and a half and the other two are good. So, cut a guy some slack. Thank you.)
(Standard intro. Nothing fancy. We cut to the announce table where Nik Cain is sitting my himself.)
Nik Cain: Welcome to a special hour-long edition of Full Contact TV. Sure, special implies better which this is not, but whatever. Most of our talent is off preparing for Blood and Fire, on pay per view this Sunday night. So, we’ve got two battle royals containing wrestlers not scheduled for that event. The second of these two is the only one of any importance, with two title shots on the line. The first one is, quite frankly, a time killer. As for the whereabouts of Cole, apparently he had a glass of wine with dinner last night and is still recovering. But, I won’t be flying solo all night. I’ve been told that I will be getting a special guest commentator for the first match and then another for the second.
(Just then, “Turn This Mutha Out” by MC Hammer blasts over the PA.)
Nik Cain: No. No. NO!!! I’ve been on my best behavior! What could I have possibly done to deserve this?
(None other than jobber legend TMJ comes from behind the curtain and makes his way to the announce table, bucket of chicken in hand.)
TMJ: Yo, what up? My dawg Creepy called me up ta fill in fo some poo butt. Said I’d be an expert on tha match. So, what is it?
Nik Cain: A jobber battle royal.
TMJ: Jigga what?
~~~~~
They lock up.
Vegan Warrior goes for a dropkick, but Tex side-steps and Vegan Warrior
only hits air.
Tex executes a punch to the midsection on Vegan Warrior.
Tex runs into the ropes.
Vegan Warrior hits Tex with a kick.
Vegan Warrior takes Tex down with a dropkick to the knee.
Vegan Warrior whips Tex into the turnbuckle, but Tex reverses it.
Vegan Warrior comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Tex whips Vegan Warrior into the ropes, but Vegan Warrior reverses it.
Tex hits Vegan Warrior with a kick.
Tex goes for a punch, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.
Vegan Warrior hits Tex.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior punches Tex.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Vegan Warrior.
(C Dogg and Tex are going at it.)
C Dogg executes a sitdown faceslam on Tex.
TMJ: Yeah, whup his albino bunny ass!
Nik Cain: Shoot me.
(Just Joe and Vegan Warrior are going at it.)
Just Joe whips Vegan Warrior into the turnbuckle, but Vegan Warrior reverses it.
Vegan Warrior runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Just Joe lifts his knee.
Just Joe takes Vegan Warrior down with a backbreaker.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Just Joe hits Vegan Warrior with a snap suplex.
Just Joe goes for a powerslam, but Vegan Warrior counters it with a sunset flip.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Vegan Warrior chops Just Joe.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior punches Just Joe.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Vegan Warrior.
Just Joe chops Vegan Warrior.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Vegan Warrior punches Just Joe.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior hits Just Joe.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Vegan Warrior.
TMJ: Who is that punk bitch getting beat up by tha pink mask wearin’ poo butt?
Nik Cain: Joe.
TMJ: Joe who? Joe Mamma? Joe Grandmamma? G.I. Joe?
Nik Cain: No, Joe. Just Joe.
TMJ: What a stupid name!
Nik Cain: Okay, Token Minority Jobber.
Just Joe punches Vegan Warrior.
Just Joe is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Vegan Warrior punches Just Joe.
Just Joe kicks Vegan Warrior.
Just Joe is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Just Joe hits Vegan Warrior.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Just Joe goes for a headlock takedown, but Vegan Warrior throws him off.
(Vegan Warrior and Jason Schultz are going at it.)
Vegan Warrior runs into the ropes.
Jason Schultz hits Vegan Warrior with a clothesline.
(Vegan Warrior and Tex are going at it.)
Vegan Warrior hits a missile dropkick on Tex.
Vegan Warrior says "Meat is murder.".
A few fans are cheering on Vegan Warrior.
TMJ: Like he don’t be eatin’ tha man meat.
Vegan Warrior runs into the ropes.
Vegan Warrior takes Tex down with a palm blow.
Vegan Warrior goes for a DDT, but Tex counters it with a low blow.
Tex uses a rabbit punch on Vegan Warrior.
(C Dogg and Tex are going at it.)
C Dogg nails Tex with a fisherman suplex.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, kickout.
C Dogg goes for an atomic drop, but Tex blocks it.
C Dogg begs off.
Tex goes for a punch to the midsection, but C Dogg blocks it.
C Dogg uses an atomic drop on Tex.
C Dogg whips Tex into the ropes.
Tex hits C Dogg with a shoulderblock.
Tex is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tex hits C Dogg with a Big Leg Drop.
(Jason Schultz and C Dogg are going at it.)
Jason Schultz hits a kick to the shin on C Dogg.
Jason Schultz whips C Dogg into the ropes, but C Dogg reverses it.
C Dogg hits Jason Schultz with a kick.
Just Joe comes over, but gets cut off.
C Dogg and Tex whip Jason Schultz into the ropes.
They hit Jason Schultz with a double elbowsmash.
Just Joe gets back up and lays out Tex.
Jason Schultz executes a facelick on C Dogg.
TMJ: Yo! What tha f**k?
Nik Cain: I’ve been asking myself that in my head all night.
Jason Schultz and Just Joe whip C Dogg into the ropes.
They hit C Dogg with a double clothesline.
Jason Schultz hits C Dogg with a butt-bump.
C Dogg begs off.
(Vegan Warrior and Tex are going at it.)
Vegan Warrior uses a jumping DDT on Tex.
Vegan Warrior throws Tex out of the ring.
Vegan Warrior goes through the ropes.
Just Joe comes over to make it two-on-one.
Just Joe executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Tex.
Vegan Warrior hits Tex with a missile dropkick.
Jason Schultz comes over and lays out Just Joe.
Jason Schultz is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Jason Schultz hits a butt-bump on Vegan Warrior.
Tex catches Vegan Warrior in a sleeperhold.
Jason Schultz comes over to make it two-on-one.
Just Joe comes over, but gets cut off.
Jason Schultz goes for a butt-bump, but Vegan Warrior ducks out of the way.
Vegan Warrior whips Tex into the guardrail.
Vegan Warrior uses a legsweep on Tex.
Just Joe comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jason Schultz comes over and lays out Just Joe.
Jason Schultz nails Vegan Warrior with a butt-bump.
TMJ: Pink bitch ain’t movin’ too fast ta get out tha way of dirty boy’s ass.
Tex goes for a sleeperhold, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.
Vegan Warrior whips Tex into the guardrail.
Vegan Warrior hits Tex with a DDT.
Vegan Warrior hits Tex with a moonsault.
Vegan Warrior knocks Tex into the ringsteps.
Vegan Warrior whips Tex into the guardrail.
Just Joe comes over to make it two-on-one.
Just Joe hits Tex with a jumping clothesline.
Vegan Warrior nails Tex with an enzuigiri.
Just Joe nails Tex with a jumping clothesline.
Vegan Warrior hits an enzuigiri on Tex.
Just Joe comes over to make it two-on-one.
Just Joe executes a savate kick on Tex.
Vegan Warrior goes for an enzuigiri, but Tex ducks out of the way.
Tex takes Vegan Warrior down with a backdrop.
Jason Schultz comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jason Schultz takes Vegan Warrior down with a butt-bump.
Tex goes for a sleeperhold, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.
Vegan Warrior nails Tex with a power flip.
Vegan Warrior throws Tex back into the ring.
Vegan Warrior goes for the Soy Bomb, but he can't do it.
Tex counters it with a backdrop.
There is no crowd reaction.
Tex executes a fist to the midsection on Vegan Warrior.
Tex whips Vegan Warrior into the ropes.
Vegan Warrior nails Tex with a rana.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, Jason Schultz makes the save.
Vegan Warrior hits Tex with a floatover DDT.
There are chants of 'boring, boring'.
Nik Cain: Any of this taking you back to your days in the ring?
TMJ: Shut up before I decide to remember that you work for tha man.
Vegan Warrior whips Tex into the ropes.
Tex hits Vegan Warrior with an elbow.
Tex executes a roundhouse left on Vegan Warrior.
Tex nails Vegan Warrior with a roundhouse right.
Tex takes Vegan Warrior down with a body punch.
Tex goes for a punch, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.
Vegan Warrior uses an enzuigiri on Tex.
There are chants of 'boring, boring'.
Vegan Warrior goes for the Soy Bomb, but he can't do it.
Tex counters it with a backdrop.
Tex goes for a right jab, but Vegan Warrior side-steps and Tex only hits air.
Vegan Warrior takes Tex down with hurracanrana.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, Jason Schultz makes the save.
Vegan Warrior throws Tex out of the ring.
Vegan Warrior jumps onto him with a plancha.
Vegan Warrior takes Tex down with a DDT.
Just Joe comes over to make it two-on-one.
Just Joe hits Tex with a jumping clothesline.
Vegan Warrior hits an enzuigiri on Tex.
Vegan Warrior nails Tex with a jumping DDT.
Vegan Warrior knocks Tex into the ringsteps.
Just Joe comes over to make it two-on-one.
Just Joe executes a jumping clothesline on Tex.
Vegan Warrior uses an enzuigiri on Tex.
Vegan Warrior hits Tex with a rana.
TMJ: This guy prances around like a damn ballerina.
Just Joe comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jason Schultz comes over and lays out Just Joe.
Tex uses a double-axhandle to the back on Vegan Warrior.
Jason Schultz comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jason Schultz goes for a butt-bump, but Vegan Warrior ducks out of the way.
Just Joe comes over to make it two-on-one.
Just Joe goes for a savate kick, but Tex ducks out of the way.
Just Joe hits Vegan Warrior.
Tex goes for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, Just Joe makes the save.
Vegan Warrior takes Tex down with hurracanrana.
Vegan Warrior knocks Tex into the ringsteps.
Vegan Warrior whips Tex into the guardrail.
Vegan Warrior nails Tex with an enzuigiri.
Just Joe comes over to make it two-on-one.
Vegan Warrior says "Meat is murder.".
There are chants of 'boring, boring'.
Vegan Warrior knocks Tex into the ringpost.
You could hear a pin drop.
Just Joe comes over to make it two-on-one.
Vegan Warrior whips Tex into the guardrail.
Vegan Warrior goes for a diving headbutt, but Tex rolls out of the way.
Tex knocks Vegan Warrior into the ringsteps.
There is no crowd reaction.
Jason Schultz comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jason Schultz comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tex whips Vegan Warrior into the guardrail.
Tex nails Vegan Warrior with a series of punches.
Tex reenters the ring.
Vegan Warrior follows him back in.
(Jason Schultz and Tex are going at it.)
Jason Schultz whips Tex into the ropes.
Jason Schultz hits Tex with an elbow.
Jason Schultz goes for the Long Strange Trip, but he can't do it.
TMJ: Yo! What tha hell was that hippie tryin’ ta do?
Nik Cain: I’m not sure, but Tex obviously was not interested.
TMJ: Of course not. He only be likin’ tha cattle.
Tex goes for a snap mare, but Jason Schultz blocks it.
Jason Schultz hits the Bronco Buster on Tex.
Jason Schultz whips Tex into the ropes.
Jason Schultz misses with a kick.
Jason Schultz hits Tex with a shoulderblock.
Jason Schultz hits a drop toe hold on Tex.
(Jason Schultz and Vegan Warrior are going at it.)
Jason Schultz goes for a hair pull, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.
Vegan Warrior hits a legsweep on Jason Schultz.
Vegan Warrior kicks Jason Schultz.
The crowd doesn't seem to care.
Vegan Warrior chops Jason Schultz.
You could hear a pin drop.
Vegan Warrior takes Jason Schultz down with an enzuigiri.
Vegan Warrior executes the Soy Bomb on Jason Schultz.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.
** Jason Schultz has been eliminated.
You could hear a pin drop.
TMJ: An tha hippie be on his way to tha back to have a love in or some s**t.
Nik Cain: This crowd looks about ready to walk out of here tonight. I would too if I weren’t getting paid.
TMJ: They payin’ you? Alls I got was dis chicken!
(Vegan Warrior and Tex are going at it.)
Tex takes the cow bell and uses it on him.
He goes for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, Just Joe makes the save.
Tex executes right cross on Vegan Warrior.
(C Dogg and Tex are going at it.)
C Dogg whips Tex into the ropes.
Tex hits C Dogg with a kick.
Tex runs into the ropes.
C Dogg hits Tex with a clothesline.
C Dogg hits Tex with a knee to the groin.
C Dogg is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
C Dogg whips Tex into the ropes.
C Dogg hits Tex with a knee to the groin.
C Dogg is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
C Dogg whips Tex into the ropes, but Tex reverses it.
C Dogg executes a high knee on Tex.
(Tex and Just Joe are going at it.)
Tex uses a series of punches to the stomach on Just Joe.
Just Joe begs off.
(C Dogg and Tex are going at it.)
C Dogg hits Tex with a knee to the groin.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing C Dogg.
C Dogg is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.
** Tex has been eliminated.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing C Dogg.
TMJ: Yeah! It takes a nation of millions!
Nik Cain: O...kay.
(C Dogg and Just Joe are going at it.)
C Dogg nails Just Joe with a fist to the midsection.
(Vegan Warrior and C Dogg are going at it.)
Vegan Warrior throws C Dogg out of the ring.
Vegan Warrior jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Vegan Warrior knocks C Dogg into the ringsteps.
C Dogg is busted wide open.
Vegan Warrior throws C Dogg back into the ring.
Vegan Warrior hits a bulldog on C Dogg.
C Dogg begs off.
Vegan Warrior hits C Dogg with a go-behind.
Vegan Warrior nails C Dogg with a dropkick.
C Dogg begs off.
Nik Cain: C Dogg sure is spending a lot of time on his knees.
TMJ: Shut yo honky mouth!
Vegan Warrior goes for an enzuigiri, but C Dogg ducks out of the way.
(C Dogg and Just Joe are going at it.)
C Dogg throws Just Joe out of the ring.
C Dogg goes through the ropes.
Lil' Flava comes from behind and distracts Just Joe.
C Dogg whips Just Joe into the guardrail.
C Dogg uses a forearm to the back on Just Joe.
C Dogg hits Just Joe with a fist to the midsection.
C Dogg whips Just Joe into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
C Dogg hits Just Joe with a backward kick.
C Dogg knocks Just Joe into the ringsteps.
C Dogg takes Just Joe down with a fist to the midsection.
C Dogg reenters the ring.
Just Joe follows him back in.
C Dogg executes a hiptoss on Just Joe.
C Dogg is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
C Dogg executes a forearm to the back on Just Joe.
(C Dogg and Just Joe are going at it.)
C Dogg takes Just Joe down with a back heel kick.
C Dogg nails Just Joe with a sitdown faceslam.
C Dogg uses an atomic drop on Just Joe.
C Dogg nails Just Joe with a knee to the groin.
The crowd is absolutely silent.
C Dogg whips Just Joe into the turnbuckle, but Just Joe reverses it.
Just Joe charges in with an enzuilariato, but C Dogg lifts his leg.
C Dogg hits Just Joe with a backward kick.
C Dogg throws Just Joe out of the ring.
C Dogg goes through the ropes.
Lil' Flava comes from behind and distracts Just Joe.
C Dogg nails Just Joe with a chop.
C Dogg goes for a facebite, but Just Joe counters it with a kneelift.
Lil' Flava comes from behind and distracts Just Joe.
C Dogg hits Just Joe with a sidewalk slam.
TMJ: Sidewalk slam!
C Dogg knocks Just Joe into the ringsteps.
C Dogg whips Just Joe into the guardrail.
C Dogg hits Just Joe with a hiptoss.
C Dogg asks "Can a brotha get fiddy cent?".
Some fans are starting to leave.
TMJ: Only if tha white man be getting’ a dollar fiddy fo tha same work.
C Dogg knocks Just Joe into the ringsteps.
The crowd is going "We want Harry Buttcheek !".
TMJ: Yo! What are these people sayin’?
Nik Cain: I don’t even want to try and explain it. I fear a bad version of “Who’s on first?” would ensue.
Lil' Flava comes from behind and distracts Just Joe.
C Dogg knocks Just Joe into the ringsteps.
C Dogg is met with a "C Dogg sucks" chant.
TMJ: Damn, y’all got a buncha gay-ass racists up in this bitch.
C Dogg uses a fisherman suplex on Just Joe.
C Dogg knocks Just Joe into the ringsteps.
C Dogg hits a sidewalk slam on Just Joe.
C Dogg goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Just Joe counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
Just Joe whips C Dogg into the guardrail.
Just Joe goes for a snap suplex, but C Dogg counters it with a vertical suplex.
C Dogg takes Just Joe down with a chop.
C Dogg whips Just Joe into the guardrail.
C Dogg reenters the ring.
Just Joe follows him back in.
C Dogg gives the sign for the D.U.I..
C Dogg goes for the D.U.I., but he can't do it.
Nik Cain: Joe has had one too many home cooked meals for C Dogg to be able to lift him up.
TMJ: Are you making fun of the homeless?
Nik Cain: Well, not on purpose. But it was sorta funny.
TMJ: Don’t make me ha ha ha my foot all tha way up yo ass.
Just Joe counters it with a legsweep faceslam.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Just Joe.
(Vegan Warrior and Just Joe are going at it.)
Vegan Warrior uses a kick to the shin on Just Joe.
Vegan Warrior goes for the Soy Bomb, but he can't do it.
Just Joe counters it with a backdrop.
(C Dogg and Vegan Warrior are going at it.)
C Dogg uses a sitdown faceslam on Vegan Warrior.
C Dogg goes for a duck-down move, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.
Vegan Warrior chops C Dogg.
Vegan Warrior kicks C Dogg.
The crowd is going "We want Harry Buttcheek !".
Vegan Warrior executes a series of knifehand chops on C Dogg.
Vegan Warrior hits C Dogg.
Vegan Warrior chops C Dogg.
The crowd is absolutely silent.
Vegan Warrior whips C Dogg into the ropes.
Vegan Warrior hits C Dogg with a clothesline.
Vegan Warrior uses a kick to the shin on C Dogg.
C Dogg whips Vegan Warrior into the ropes.
C Dogg locks Vegan Warrior in an abdominal stretch.
Vegan Warrior is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Vegan Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
C Dogg punches Vegan Warrior.
The crowd is going "We want Harry Buttcheek !".
C Dogg chops Vegan Warrior.
(Vegan Warrior and Just Joe are going at it.)
Vegan Warrior goes for a DDT, but Just Joe counters it with a low blow.
Vegan Warrior takes the box of raisins and uses it on him.
Some fans are heading to the concession stands.
TMJ: Looks like some of these fans wanna get them some raisins too.
Nik Cain: Yeah, that must be it.
He goes for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.
** Just Joe has been eliminated.
Some fans are starting to leave.
TMJ: Joe Baby’s Mamma is gone. We be down ta three.
(Vegan Warrior and C Dogg are going at it.)
Vegan Warrior whips C Dogg into the turnbuckle.
Vegan Warrior hits a dropkick to the knee on C Dogg.
Vegan Warrior whips C Dogg into the ropes, but C Dogg reverses it.
C Dogg hits Vegan Warrior with a clothesline.
C Dogg hits a backward kick on Vegan Warrior.
C Dogg uses a sidewalk slam on Vegan Warrior.
C Dogg executes a dragon screw on Vegan Warrior.
C Dogg hits Vegan Warrior.
C Dogg is met with a "Just go home" chant.
Nik Cain: If only I could.
C Dogg kicks Vegan Warrior.
The crowd is absolutely silent.
C Dogg throws Vegan Warrior out of the ring.
C Dogg goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
C Dogg hits Vegan Warrior with a facebite.
Nik Cain: C Dogg looks hungry, and I don’t mean for victory.
Lil' Flava comes from behind and distracts Vegan Warrior.
C Dogg whips Vegan Warrior into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
C Dogg throws Vegan Warrior back into the ring.
C Dogg executes a dragon screw on Vegan Warrior.
C Dogg takes Vegan Warrior down with a high knee.
C Dogg is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
C Dogg nails Vegan Warrior with a dragon screw.
C Dogg uses a jab on Vegan Warrior.
C Dogg executes a backward kick on Vegan Warrior.
C Dogg chops Vegan Warrior.
C Dogg chops Vegan Warrior.
C Dogg executes a knee to the groin on Vegan Warrior.
The crowd is going "We want Harry Buttcheek !".
C Dogg executes a chop on Vegan Warrior.
C Dogg punches Vegan Warrior.
Some fans are starting to leave.
C Dogg kicks Vegan Warrior.
C Dogg takes Vegan Warrior down with a European uppercut.
C Dogg gives the sign for the D.U.I..
C Dogg executes the D.U.I. on Vegan Warrior.
The crowd is going "We want Harry Buttcheek !".
C Dogg goes for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.
** Vegan Warrior has been eliminated.
The winner is C Dogg. Time of match: 0:24:28
TMJ: Booyah!
Nik Cain: Whatever. Now, go home. We’ve gotta take a break but, for those who made it through that, stay tuned. We’ve got a few talented wrestlers up next. And a shot at IC gold will be up for grabs.
(Commercials)
Nik Cain: We’re back and I’ve been told my other guest commentator is on his way.
(The Canadian National Anthem hits.)
Nik Cain: F**k Murphy and his damn law.
(Canadian wrestling “legend” Matt Technician makes his way to the announce table.)
Matt Technician: Greetings Mr. Cain. It is a pleasure to be here to assist you tonight.
Nik Cain: Yeah, my nipples are erect with excitement. This match will be fought under Royal Rumble rules and it looks like Paul Freaker and Young Gotti will be starting things out. The Fellas have declared war on Freaker for some reason only known to them, so this could be interesting.
Matt Technician: I’m afraid that is unlikely. Freaker is the type of unskilled oaf that is all too common in garbage federations across this country. Gotti is, despite his offensive habits and attitudes, considerably more impressive inside the ring.
~~~~~
They lock up.
Paul Freaker goes for a side suplex, but Young Gotti blocks it.
Young Gotti runs into the ropes.
Paul Freaker nails Young Gotti with a spinebuster.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Paul Freaker whips Young Gotti into the ropes.
Young Gotti uses headbutt to the groin on Paul Freaker.
Young Gotti whips Paul Freaker into the ropes.
Paul Freaker hits Young Gotti with a knee to the groin.
The crowd is cheering on Paul Freaker.
Matt Technician: Call me old fashioned, but a man’s testicles are his business and should not be brought into a fight.
Nik Cain: It sure did look like you always left yours in the locker room during your matches.
Matt Technician: If not for the respect I have for Mr. Crawford and his program, I would be forced to suplex you right now.
Paul Freaker nails Young Gotti with a Russian legsweep.
The crowd is cheering on Paul Freaker.
Paul Freaker is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Paul Freaker nails Young Gotti with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd is cheering on Paul Freaker.
Paul Freaker locks Young Gotti in a testicular claw.
Matt Technician: This man is dreadfully base and lacking in any actual skill.
Young Gotti reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Paul Freaker runs into the ropes.
Paul Freaker misses with a clothesline.
Young Gotti goes for headbutt to the groin, but Paul Freaker blocks it.
Paul Freaker goes for a snake eyes, but Young Gotti counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Young Gotti attempts to place Paul Freaker on the turnbuckle, but Paul Freaker
blocks it.
Young Gotti throws Paul Freaker out of the ring.
Young Gotti goes through the ropes.
Young Gotti executes a running power bomb on Paul Freaker.
Young Gotti goes for the Liger Bomb, but Paul Freaker counters it with
a backdrop.
Paul Freaker is handed a fire extinguisher.
Paul Freaker hits him with the fire extinguisher.
** Serpent Man hits the ring.
Serpent Man attacks Young Gotti.
Nik Cain: Looks like Gotti is outnumbered now.
Matt Technician: Serpent Man is a talented wrestler. I was disappointed to hear that he actually trained this other buffoon.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Serpent Man goes for a kick to the thigh, but Young Gotti blocks it.
Young Gotti uses a kick to the groin on Serpent Man.
Young Gotti sets up a table.
Young Gotti is handed a baseball bat.
Young Gotti hits him with the baseball bat.
A small "Young Gotti" chant is being started.
Nik Cain: That will even the odds.
Matt Technician: Heaven forbid he would try to outwrestle his two opponents.
Young Gotti goes for a running power bomb, but Serpent Man counters it with
a kneebar.
Young Gotti is busted wide open.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Young Gotti uses a punch on Serpent Man.
Lauren comes from behind, but Young Gotti nails Lauren.
Serpent Man sets up Young Gotti on the table.
Serpent Man tries to drive Young Gotti through the table with a DDT, but he
blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Lauren comes from behind and distracts Young Gotti.
Serpent Man goes for a forearm smash, but Young Gotti blocks it.
Young Gotti is handed a keyboard.
Young Gotti hits him with the keyboard.
A small "Young Gotti" chant is being started.
Young Gotti reenters the ring.
Serpent Man follows him back in.
Serpent Man brings the keyboard into the ring.
Serpent Man hits a chop on Young Gotti.
Serpent Man takes Young Gotti down with a chop.
Serpent Man takes Young Gotti down with a DDT.
The crowd is starting to get behind Serpent Man.
** The Paladin hits the ring.
Nik Cain: And here comes the Paladin.
Matt Technician: Now this guy I like quite a bit. He has honor and self-respect, two things all too uncommon in today’s wrestling business.
The Paladin attacks Young Gotti.
The Paladin goes for the Holy Rage, but Young Gotti counters it with a low blow.
Young Gotti takes a swing at The Paladin with the keyboard, but he
gets out of the way.
The Paladin snatches the keyboard from him.
The Paladin hits him with the keyboard.
The crowd is starting to get behind The Paladin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin throws the keyboard out of the ring.
The Paladin and Serpent Man whip Young Gotti into the ropes.
They hit Young Gotti with a double kick to the midsection.
The Paladin executes a slingshot suplex on Young Gotti.
The Paladin executes the Holy Rage on Young Gotti.
The Paladin goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Nik Cain: The Paladin nails his finisher, but Gotti manages to kick up.
Matt Technician: I do believe this referee is counting a bit slow this evening.
The Paladin whips Young Gotti into the ropes, but Young Gotti reverses it.
The Paladin nails Young Gotti with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is really behind The Paladin.
The Paladin goes for a slingshot suplex, but Young Gotti blocks it.
(Young Gotti and The Paladin are going at it.)
Young Gotti takes The Paladin down with a tornado DDT.
A small "Young Gotti" chant is being started.
Young Gotti goes for a flying dropkick, but The Paladin ducks out of the way.
(Young Gotti and Paul Freaker are going at it.)
Young Gotti hits Paul Freaker with rolling clothesline.
Young Gotti uses an elbowdrop on Paul Freaker.
(The Paladin and Young Gotti are going at it.)
The Paladin hits Young Gotti with a dropkick.
The Paladin hits Young Gotti with a moonsault.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.
** Young Gotti has been eliminated.
The crowd is really behind The Paladin.
Nik Cain: Paladin got him that time.
Matt Technician: I am not really a fan of aerial maneuvers, but that one did seem to be effective.
(The Paladin and Paul Freaker are going at it.)
The Paladin places Paul Freaker on the turnbuckle.
The Paladin nails Paul Freaker with a superplex.
The Paladin is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Paladin throws Paul Freaker out of the ring.
The Paladin goes through the ropes.
The Paladin reenters the ring.
Paul Freaker follows him back in.
The Paladin attempts to place Paul Freaker on the turnbuckle, but Paul Freaker
blocks it.
The Paladin uses a slingshot suplex on Paul Freaker.
The crowd is cheering on The Paladin.
** Tony Montana hits the ring.
Nik Cain: And the other Goodfella has hit the ring. Will he go after new archenemy, Paul Freaker or Paladin, who just eliminated his partner?
The Paladin gives him a dropkick, but Paul Freaker doesn't budge.
(Tony Montana and Serpent Man are going at it.)
Nik Cain: Apparently the answer is neither.
Tony Montana attempts to place Serpent Man on the turnbuckle, but Serpent Man
blocks it.
(Serpent Man and Tony Montana are going at it.)
Serpent Man goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tony Montana counters it with
a punch.
Serpent Man re-reverses it.
Serpent Man goes for a full nelson, but Tony Montana counters it with
a backward kick.
The crowd is starting to get behind Tony Montana.
Tony Montana whips Serpent Man into the turnbuckle.
Tony Montana charges into the corner.
Tony Montana hits a dragon suplex on Serpent Man.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
(Paul Freaker and Tony Montana are going at it.)
Paul Freaker whips Tony Montana into the turnbuckle.
Paul Freaker takes Tony Montana down with a headsmash into the turnbuckle.
Paul Freaker nails Tony Montana with a headsmash into the turnbuckle.
Paul Freaker puts Tony Montana in a boot choke.
Tony Montana reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Paul Freaker throws Tony Montana out of the ring.
Paul Freaker goes through the ropes.
The Paladin comes over to make it two-on-one.
The Paladin goes for a dropkick, but Tony Montana side-steps and The Paladin
only hits air.
Tony Montana sets up Paul Freaker on the table.
Tony Montana executes an Asai moonsault through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Tony Montana has the crowd going wild.
Matt Technician: I will never understand this love of tables.
Nik Cain: And I will never understand how anyone is supposed to take the Canadian Mounted Police seriously in those fruitastic costumes.
Tony Montana whips Paul Freaker into the guardrail.
Tony Montana reenters the ring.
Paul Freaker follows him back in.
Paul Freaker brings the table into the ring.
Paul Freaker nails Tony Montana with a low blow.
Paul Freaker hits Tony Montana with a series of headbutts.
The crowd is really behind Paul Freaker.
Paul Freaker is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Paul Freaker goes for a running powerslam, but Tony Montana blocks it.
(The sound of thunder booms into the arena followed by a wicked guitar solo The one and only opening of Thunderstruck by AC/DC fills the arena as the lights dim and Hazard and Pandora's image is plastered all over the big screen and his voice echoes as the music fades and the crowd's boos take over.)
Hazard: Hello there, boys. I'm sure I've caused quite the commotion by showing up in my new wardrobe. What? Don't you think the FCW logo fits me? Well to be honest, it doesn't. It's not quite big enough. Or should I say..."Big Time" enough. You see, I'm used to the bright lights and fast cars of Total Elimination Wrestling. But even I...yes even a 13 time former World Champion needs to broaden my horizons. So I figured I'd get my hands dirty and come play in the sandbox with the kids. Looks like the rest of you would outnumber me pretty handily, so you shouldn't have any problems, now should you? Well, you shouldn't…but there are three little things that might cause a problem. Number one...I'm unbreakable. Number two…I'm unbeatable. And number three...I'm damn well untouchable. Think I'm lying? Then come get some.
(Hazard grins and walks towards the camera, passing in front of it and leaving Pandora standing alone…literally just seconds later, he bursts through the curtains in jeans, black work boots, and a white FCW t-shirt with a big black X stamped on top of the logo and bursts into the ring)
** Hazard hits the ring.
(The Paladin and Tony Montana are going at it.)
The Paladin uses a DDT on Tony Montana.
The Paladin is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The Paladin hits Tony Montana.
The Paladin kicks Tony Montana.
The Paladin nails Tony Montana with a headbutt.
Nik Cain: Looks like Hazard decided to crash this party.
Matt Technician: How rude.
Nik Cain: He will be representing TEW against Dan Sexton this weekend. He looks to be lying in wait for the first person dumb enough to pick a fight with him.
The Paladin takes Tony Montana down with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is cheering on The Paladin.
The Paladin takes Tony Montana down with a flying clothesline.
There are lots of chants for The Paladin.
The Paladin runs into the ropes.
Tony Montana hits The Paladin with an elbow.
Tony Montana yells "Say hello to my little friend!".
Tony Montana has the crowd going wild.
Tony Montana and Paul Freaker whip The Paladin into the ropes.
They hit The Paladin with a double fist to the midsection.
Tony Montana and Paul Freaker whip The Paladin into the ropes.
They hit The Paladin with a double clothesline.
Tony Montana goes for a kick to the midsection, but The Paladin blocks it.
The Paladin goes for a flying clothesline, but Tony Montana
ducks out of the way.
Tony Montana uses a jab on The Paladin.
(Paul Freaker and Serpent Man are going at it.)
Paul Freaker nails Serpent Man with a series of forearm smashes.
There are lots of chants for Paul Freaker.
Paul Freaker hits a side suplex on Serpent Man.
Paul Freaker takes Serpent Man down with a series of headbutts.
Paul Freaker hits a charging turnbuckle slam on Serpent Man.
Paul Freaker throws Serpent Man out of the ring.
Paul Freaker goes through the ropes.
** Sebastian Cage hits the ring.
Sebastian Cage attacks Paul Freaker.
Nik Cain: Here comes Cage, who is going right after Paul Freaker.
Matt Technician: That is one confused young man there. But he sure can wrestle.
Tony Montana comes over to make it two-on-one.
The Paladin comes over and lays out Tony Montana.
Sebastian Cage and The Paladin hit Paul Freaker with a double
elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Sebastian Cage sets up Paul Freaker on the table.
Sebastian Cage tries to drive Paul Freaker through the table with
a front facelock into a diamond cutter, but he blocks it.
Paul Freaker throws Sebastian Cage back into the ring.
Paul Freaker runs into the ropes.
Sebastian Cage goes for a stomach claw, but Paul Freaker counters it with
a facerake.
Paul Freaker uses a double arm DDT on Sebastian Cage.
There are lots of chants for Paul Freaker.
Tony Montana hits Sebastian Cage with a dropkick.
Paul Freaker hits Sebastian Cage with a knee to the groin.
There are lots of chants for Paul Freaker.
Paul Freaker and Tony Montana whip Sebastian Cage into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Sebastian Cage with a double kick to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
Sebastian Cage puts Paul Freaker in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Paul Freaker is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Paul Freaker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Paul Freaker blows black mist in his opponent's eyes.
The crowd is really behind Paul Freaker.
He goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, The Paladin makes the save.
Nik Cain: The Paladin chose to break up the pin. Not exactly smart strategy.
Matt Technician: But it is in keeping with his integrity. He did not want to see a man eliminated in such a fashion.
Paul Freaker throws Sebastian Cage out of the ring.
Paul Freaker goes through the ropes.
Tony Montana comes over to make it two-on-one.
Paul Freaker and Tony Montana hit Sebastian Cage with a double bodyslam.
Paul Freaker and Tony Montana hit Sebastian Cage with a double bodyslam.
Paul Freaker takes Sebastian Cage down with a series of punches to the stomach.
** Isaac Bacitt hits the ring.
Paul Freaker sets up Sebastian Cage on the table.
Paul Freaker executes the Rocker Dropper through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is really behind Paul Freaker.
Sebastian Cage is busted wide open.
Nik Cain: Cage looks to be busted open.
Paul Freaker uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Sebastian Cage.
Isaac Bacitt comes over to make it two-on-one.
The Paladin comes over and lays out Isaac Bacitt.
The Paladin takes Paul Freaker down with a dropkick.
Sebastian Cage nails Paul Freaker with a backslide.
Sebastian Cage hits Paul Freaker with a tiger suplex.
Sebastian Cage reenters the ring.
Paul Freaker follows him back in.
Sebastian Cage is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Sebastian Cage gives the sign for the Caged Fury.
Sebastian Cage executes the Caged Fury on Paul Freaker.
Paul Freaker is barely hanging in there.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin asks Paul Freaker if he's still there.
Paul Freaker nods.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin checks Paul Freaker's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin stops the match after 24 seconds.
** Paul Freaker has been eliminated.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Matt Technician: I will never understand these fans. That was a good, clean, submission win by a talented wrestler over an unskilled clod. Yet they boo.
(Sebastian Cage and The Paladin are going at it.)
Sebastian Cage goes for a flying sunset flip, but The Paladin counters it with
a choke lift.
Sebastian Cage is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Sebastian Cage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
There are lots of chants for The Paladin.
The Paladin executes the Holy Rage on Sebastian Cage.
The Paladin goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.
** Sebastian Cage has been eliminated.
There are lots of chants for The Paladin.
Nik Cain: And the Paladin ends Cage’s night.
(The Paladin and Tony Montana are going at it.)
(Hazard and Tony Montana are going at it.)
Hazard goes for a series of headbutts to the head, but Tony Montana
counters it with a series of punches.
Tony Montana goes for the Liger Bomb, but Hazard blocks it.
** Brad Steel hits the ring.
Brad Steel attacks Hazard.
Nik Cain: Whoa! Steel went right at Hazard. He’s the first man to do that tonight.
Hazard runs into the ropes.
Hazard hits Brad Steel with a clothesline.
(Tony Montana and Isaac Bacitt are going at it.)
Tony Montana and The Paladin hit Isaac Bacitt with a double flying clothesline.
Tony Montana hits Isaac Bacitt with a punch.
Tony Montana nails Isaac Bacitt with the Diamond Cutter.
The crowd is really behind Tony Montana.
Tony Montana goes for a kick to the groin, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it.
Isaac Bacitt executes a backdrop driver on Tony Montana.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Isaac Bacitt punches Tony Montana.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Isaac Bacitt punches Tony Montana.
Isaac Bacitt is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
They are inside the ring area.
Isaac Bacitt hits Tony Montana.
Isaac Bacitt is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Hazard comes over and lays out Brad Steel.
A small "Hazard" chant is being started.
Tony Montana and Hazard hit Isaac Bacitt with a double flying axhandle.
Tony Montana throws Isaac Bacitt out of the ring.
Tony Montana goes through the ropes.
Hazard comes over to make it two-on-one.
Brad Steel comes over and lays out Hazard.
Nik Cain: And, again, Steel brings the fight to Hazard.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Rose Morris comes from behind and distracts Tony Montana.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Isaac Bacitt takes Tony Montana down with a faceslam.
** The Patriot hits the ring.
Matt Technician: Ah, The Patriot. He is one of the few men trying to bring honor back to the U.S.A. He and The Paladin embody everything a wrestler should be.
Nik Cain: I think you are confusing wrestling with something where honor and integrity actually matter.
Matt Technician: A poor role model such as yourself has no understanding of the need for good ones.
Isaac Bacitt hits Tony Montana with a flying lariat.
Hazard comes over to make it two-on-one.
Hazard hits Tony Montana with a reverse DDT.
The Patriot comes over and lays out Hazard.
A small "The Patriot" chant is being started.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Isaac Bacitt reenters the ring.
Tony Montana follows him back in.
Tony Montana brings the table into the ring.
Tony Montana throws Isaac Bacitt out of the ring.
Tony Montana jumps onto him with a suicide dive.
Tony Montana throws Isaac Bacitt back into the ring.
Tony Montana nails Isaac Bacitt with a kick to the midsection.
The Patriot comes over, but gets cut off.
Serpent Man executes a DDT on Isaac Bacitt.
A small "Serpent Man" chant is being started.
Tony Montana hits a flying legdrop on Isaac Bacitt.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Nik Cain: Good ring position is all that saved Bacitt that time.
Matt Technician: I hear he turned his back on Most Holy to side with Shawn Michaels. Talk about going from the frying pan into the fire. And, while Most Holy’s blasphemy troubles me terribly, it is wrong to turn one’s back on family.
Tony Montana hits a kick to the midsection on Isaac Bacitt.
Tony Montana takes Isaac Bacitt down with a springboard bulldog.
There are lots of chants for Tony Montana.
(Isaac Bacitt and The Patriot are going at it.)
Isaac Bacitt executes a headlock takedown on The Patriot.
Isaac Bacitt executes a flying lariat on The Patriot.
Isaac Bacitt goes for a thumb to the eye, but The Patriot blocks it.
(The Paladin and Hazard are going at it.)
The Paladin whips Hazard into the ropes, but Hazard reverses it.
The Paladin hits Hazard with a clothesline.
The Paladin whips Hazard into the ropes.
The Paladin hits Hazard with a hiptoss.
The Paladin takes Hazard down with a double-axhandle to the back.
(The Paladin and Serpent Man are going at it.)
The Paladin locks Serpent Man in a cobra clutch.
Serpent Man is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Serpent Man reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
The Paladin runs into the ropes.
Serpent Man misses with a clothesline.
Serpent Man hits The Paladin with a kick.
Serpent Man locks The Paladin in a headscissors submission.
The Paladin tries to escape the hold.
The Paladin is inching his way towards the ropes.
The Paladin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
Serpent Man throws The Paladin out of the ring.
Serpent Man goes through the ropes.
Serpent Man knocks The Paladin into the ringsteps.
Serpent Man sets up The Paladin on the table.
Serpent Man executes a DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Matt Technician: That was totally uncalled for.
Serpent Man hits an earringer on The Paladin.
Serpent Man throws The Paladin back into the ring.
Serpent Man runs into the ropes.
G.W. pulls down the top rope.
The Paladin goes through the ropes.
Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one.
Brad Steel hits a Death Valley Driver on Serpent Man.
The Paladin takes Serpent Man down with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
The Paladin uses a Hotshot on Serpent Man.
The Paladin executes a hiptoss on Serpent Man.
The Paladin whips Serpent Man into the guardrail.
Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one.
The Patriot comes over and lays out Brad Steel.
The Patriot uses a spin kick on The Paladin.
Serpent Man hits a belly-to-back suplex on The Paladin.
Serpent Man goes for a kick to the midsection, but The Paladin blocks it.
Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one.
Brad Steel takes Serpent Man down with a jumping elbow thrust.
The Paladin goes for a cobra clutch, but Serpent Man blocks it.
G.W. comes from behind, but Serpent Man nails G.W..
The Paladin uses a Northern Lights bomb on Serpent Man.
Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one.
Brad Steel goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but Lauren shoves him off
the turnbuckle.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin threatens Serpent Man with disqualification.
Serpent Man throws The Paladin back into the ring.
The Paladin chops Serpent Man.
The Paladin chops Serpent Man.
A small "The Paladin" chant is being started.
The Paladin punches Serpent Man.
The Paladin executes the Holy Rage on Serpent Man.
The crowd is starting to get behind The Paladin.
The Paladin goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Nik Cain: Serpent Man manages to kick out. And here comes Steel to get him a piece of Paladin.
(Brad Steel and The Paladin are going at it.)
Brad Steel executes a cobra clutch suplex on The Paladin.
Brad Steel is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, shoulder up.
Brad Steel throws The Paladin out of the ring.
Brad Steel goes through the ropes.
Brad Steel knocks The Paladin into the ringsteps.
Brad Steel whips The Paladin into the guardrail.
Brad Steel sets up a table.
Brad Steel goes for a punch, but The Paladin blocks it.
Hazard comes over to make it two-on-one.
Hazard hits Brad Steel with the Burning Hammer.
The Paladin goes for a German suplex, but Brad Steel counters it with
a backward kick.
A small "Brad Steel" chant is being started.
Brad Steel goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but The Paladin blocks it.
Brad Steel is busted wide open.
The Paladin takes Brad Steel down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Hazard comes over to make it two-on-one.
The Patriot comes over and lays out Hazard.
The crowd is cheering on The Patriot.
The Paladin nails Brad Steel with a moonsault.
The Paladin reenters the ring.
Brad Steel follows him back in.
Nik Cain: The Allied Powers get a little double-teaming in on Steel.
(Isaac Bacitt and Serpent Man are going at it.)
Isaac Bacitt uses the Michinoku Driver on Serpent Man.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, Lauren distracts Jeff Davis' Evil Twin.
Isaac Bacitt goes for the Crippler, but Lauren shoves him off the turnbuckle.
Isaac Bacitt begs off.
Isaac Bacitt goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Serpent Man throws him off.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin is back on the job.
Serpent Man uses a legsweep on Isaac Bacitt.
(The Paladin and Hazard are going at it.)
The Paladin hits a headbutt on Hazard.
The Paladin nails Hazard with a piledriver.
The Paladin whips Hazard into the ropes.
Hazard hits The Paladin with a kick.
Hazard cracks his knuckles and grins.
A small "Hazard" chant is being started.
Hazard nails The Paladin with a piledriver.
A small "Hazard" chant is being started.
Hazard executes the Flatscan on The Paladin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Nik Cain: Paladin is able to kick out after the Flatscan.
Matt Technician: That comes from the determination one gets from knowing they are right.
Hazard nails The Paladin with an electric chair suplex.
(Tony Montana and Isaac Bacitt are going at it.)
Tony Montana uses a kick to the groin on Isaac Bacitt.
Tony Montana whips Isaac Bacitt into the turnbuckle.
Tony Montana charges into the corner, but Isaac Bacitt moves out of the way.
Isaac Bacitt places Tony Montana on the turnbuckle.
Isaac Bacitt takes Tony Montana down with a superplex.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Isaac Bacitt uses a swinging neckbreaker on Tony Montana.
Isaac Bacitt goes for a flying forearm, but Tony Montana ducks out of the way.
Tony Montana chops Isaac Bacitt.
The crowd is really behind Tony Montana.
Tony Montana kicks Isaac Bacitt.
The crowd is going crazy.
Tony Montana goes for a punch, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it.
Isaac Bacitt hits Tony Montana with a series of headbutts.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Isaac Bacitt executes the Crippler on Tony Montana.
Tony Montana reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Nik Cain: Good thing Montana was near the ropes. Ordinarily Bacitt is very good about ring position but, in a battle royal setting, your options become somewhat limited.
Matt Technician: Very true.
Isaac Bacitt executes a flying axhandle on Tony Montana.
The crowd is booing Isaac Bacitt.
(Brad Steel and The Patriot are going at it.)
Brad Steel uses a Death Valley Driver on The Patriot.
Brad Steel whips The Patriot into the ropes, but The Patriot reverses it.
Brad Steel hits The Patriot with a kick.
Brad Steel uses a spinwheel kick to the back of the head on The Patriot.
A small "Brad Steel" chant is being started.
(Tony Montana and Serpent Man are going at it.)
Tony Montana whips Serpent Man into the ropes, but Serpent Man reverses it.
Tony Montana hits Serpent Man with an elbow.
Tony Montana yells "Say hello to my little friend!".
Tony Montana has the crowd going wild.
Tony Montana executes a flying senton on Serpent Man.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Tony Montana goes for a twisting moonsault, but Serpent Man
rolls out of the way.
Serpent Man is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Serpent Man hits a kneelift on Tony Montana.
Serpent Man runs into the ropes.
Tony Montana hits Serpent Man with an elbow.
(The Paladin and Brad Steel are going at it.)
The Paladin executes a headbutt on Brad Steel.
(Hazard and The Paladin are going at it.)
Hazard uses a left jab on The Paladin.
The crowd is starting to get behind Hazard.
Hazard takes The Paladin down with a reverse DDT.
(Tony Montana and The Patriot are going at it.)
Tony Montana hits The Patriot with a dropkick.
Tony Montana hits a twisting moonsault on The Patriot.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Matt Technician: See, I don’t get fancy stuff like that. It’s all style and little substance.
Tony Montana runs into the ropes.
Tony Montana hits The Patriot with a clothesline.
(The Paladin and Serpent Man are going at it.)
The Paladin executes a dropkick on Serpent Man.
A small "The Paladin" chant is being started.
The Paladin throws Serpent Man out of the ring.
The Paladin goes through the ropes.
Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one.
The Paladin whips Serpent Man into the guardrail.
Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one.
The Paladin throws Serpent Man back into the ring.
The Paladin runs into the ropes.
The Paladin nails Serpent Man with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is starting to get behind The Paladin.
(Serpent Man and The Paladin are going at it.)
The Paladin takes the Shield of St. George and uses it on him.
The crowd is starting to get behind The Paladin.
He goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.
** Serpent Man has been eliminated.
The crowd is starting to get behind The Paladin.
Nik Cain: And that’s all she wrote for Serpent Man. Paladin has now taken out two opponents here tonight.
(The Paladin and Hazard are going at it.)
The Paladin whips Hazard into the ropes.
The Paladin hits Hazard with a dropkick.
Hazard executes an electric chair suplex on The Paladin.
Hazard hits The Paladin with a swinging neckbreaker.
Hazard executes the Flatscan on The Paladin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.
** The Paladin has been eliminated.
Nik Cain: And, in turn, Hazard takes out The Paladin. Paladin kicked out after the Flatscan earlier in the match, but the second one did the trick.
(The Patriot and Brad Steel are going at it.)
The Patriot uses a European uppercut on Brad Steel.
The Patriot runs into the ropes.
Brad Steel hits The Patriot with a shoulderblock.
(The Patriot and Tony Montana are going at it.)
The Patriot whips Tony Montana into the ropes, but Tony Montana reverses it.
The Patriot hits Tony Montana with a shoulderblock.
The Patriot executes the Patriot Missile on Tony Montana.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Tony Montana executes an enzuigiri on The Patriot.
(Isaac Bacitt and Brad Steel are going at it.)
Isaac Bacitt nails Brad Steel with a Gorilla Press.
Isaac Bacitt whips Brad Steel into the turnbuckle.
Isaac Bacitt runs shoulder-first into the corner.
(Hazard and Tony Montana are going at it.)
Hazard hits a German suplex on Tony Montana.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Hazard gives the sign for the Flatscan.
Hazard executes the Flatscan on Tony Montana.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.
** Tony Montana has been eliminated.
A small "Hazard" chant is being started.
Nik Cain: And the Flatscan claims another victim. We are now down to four.
Matt Technician: Hazard, Steel, Patriot, and Bacitt are all talented. This match could go any way.
Nik Cain: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
(Hazard and Isaac Bacitt are going at it.)
(Hazard and The Patriot are going at it.)
Hazard goes for the Diamond Cutter, but The Patriot throws him off.
The Patriot hits Hazard with a bulldog.
The crowd is really behind The Patriot.
The Patriot goes for a headbutt, but Hazard blocks it.
Hazard goes for a right jab, but The Patriot side-steps and Hazard
only hits air.
The Patriot hits Hazard with a double-axhandle to the back.
The Patriot waves the American flag.
There are lots of chants for The Patriot.
(Isaac Bacitt and Hazard are going at it.)
Isaac Bacitt hits a fallaway slam on Hazard.
Isaac Bacitt goes for the Crippler, but Hazard counters it with a side step.
The crowd is starting to get behind Hazard.
Hazard executes a sleeper drop on Isaac Bacitt.
The crowd is starting to get behind Hazard.
Nik Cain: Another good move from Hazard. Like him or hate him, he is a tough man to beat and, even in defeat, he will put a serious hurt on you.
(Isaac Bacitt and The Patriot are going at it.)
Isaac Bacitt takes The Patriot down with a thumb to the eye.
Isaac Bacitt kicks The Patriot.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Isaac Bacitt kicks The Patriot.
Isaac Bacitt chops The Patriot.
A fan at ringside badmouths Isaac Bacitt.
The Patriot chops Isaac Bacitt.
The Patriot has the crowd going wild.
Isaac Bacitt punches The Patriot.
Isaac Bacitt is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Isaac Bacitt chops The Patriot.
Isaac Bacitt kicks The Patriot.
Isaac Bacitt goes for a backbreaker, but The Patriot blocks it.
The Patriot goes for a full nelson slam, but Isaac Bacitt counters it with
a backward kick.
(Brad Steel and Hazard are going at it.)
Brad Steel puts Hazard in a guillotine choke.
Hazard tries to escape the hold.
Hazard is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Brad Steel lets go after 12 seconds.
Brad Steel goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Hazard counters it with a backdrop.
Hazard uses a right jab on Brad Steel.
The crowd is cheering on Hazard.
(Hazard and Brad Steel are going at it.)
Hazard runs into the ropes.
Brad Steel hits Hazard with a backdrop.
Brad Steel goes for a backdrop driver, but Hazard flips over.
Nik Cain: You ain’t gonna catch Hazard with his own finisher.
Matt Technician: “Ain’t”? Where did you go to school?
Nik Cain: F.U.
Hazard goes for a flatliner legsweep, but Brad Steel blocks it.
(Isaac Bacitt and Hazard are going at it.)
Isaac Bacitt goes for a headlock takedown, but Hazard throws him off.
Hazard whips Isaac Bacitt into the ropes.
Isaac Bacitt uses a flying forearm on Hazard.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.
Isaac Bacitt nails Hazard with the Diamond Cutter.
A fan at ringside badmouths Isaac Bacitt.
Isaac Bacitt runs into the ropes.
Hazard nails Isaac Bacitt with a back elbow.
Hazard executes the Flatscan on Isaac Bacitt.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, Rose Morris distracts
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin.
Nik Cain: Morris makes the save. Otherwise that would have been three gone thanks to Hazard.
Hazard goes for a flying legdrop, but Rose Morris shoves him off the turnbuckle.
The crowd is cheering on Hazard.
(Brad Steel and The Patriot are going at it.)
Brad Steel whips The Patriot into the ropes, but The Patriot reverses it.
The Patriot takes Brad Steel down with a big boot to the face.
The Patriot has the crowd going wild.
The Patriot goes for a legdrop, but Brad Steel rolls out of the way.
Brad Steel goes for a guillotine choke, but The Patriot blocks it.
Brad Steel takes the Kendo Stick and uses it on him.
He goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
G.W. enters the ring and hits Brad Steel with the
blind man's cane laced with led.
Before G.W. connects, Brad Steel moves out of the way.
G.W. hits The Patriot.
Brad Steel throws G.W. over the top rope.
The crowd is cheering on Brad Steel.
Nik Cain: G.W. tried to fight fire with fire but it was his man who got burnt.
Matt Technician: Cheaters never prosper.
Nik Cain: Yeah, I think your win/loss record tells a different tale.
Brad Steel hits the Michinoku Driver on The Patriot.
Brad Steel goes for a 450 splash, but G.W. shoves him off the turnbuckle.
The Patriot gets a scorpion deathlock on Brad Steel.
There is no referee there to ask Brad Steel.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin is back on the job.
Brad Steel breaks the hold after 14 seconds.
Brad Steel executes the Steel-Driver on The Patriot.
Brad Steel is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Brad Steel goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.
** The Patriot has been eliminated.
Brad Steel is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Nik Cain: And Steel wins another battle in his war with The Patriot. The Patriot recently called Steel a coward and Steel is proving otherwise here tonight. Of course, he may be fighting so hard cuz there was a bit of truth in that statement as it relates to his recent matches.
(Brad Steel and Hazard are going at it.)
Brad Steel whips Hazard into the ropes.
Brad Steel misses with a clothesline.
Brad Steel misses with a kick.
Brad Steel misses with a kick.
Brad Steel hits Hazard with a shoulderblock.
Brad Steel whips Hazard into the ropes.
Brad Steel takes Hazard down with a Death Valley Driver.
The crowd is cheering on Brad Steel.
Brad Steel whips Hazard into the ropes, but Hazard reverses it.
Brad Steel hits Hazard with a kick.
(Isaac Bacitt and Brad Steel are going at it.)
Isaac Bacitt throws Brad Steel out of the ring.
Isaac Bacitt goes through the ropes.
Isaac Bacitt is handed an acoustic guitar.
Isaac Bacitt hits him with the acoustic guitar.
A fan at ringside badmouths Isaac Bacitt.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brad Steel grabs the acoustic guitar from him.
Brad Steel goes for a kick to the midsection, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it.
Rose Morris comes from behind, but Brad Steel nails Rose Morris.
Isaac Bacitt uses the Michinoku Driver on Brad Steel.
Isaac Bacitt whips Brad Steel into the guardrail.
Isaac Bacitt reenters the ring.
Brad Steel follows him back in.
(Isaac Bacitt and Hazard are going at it.)
Isaac Bacitt goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Hazard counters it with
a side suplex.
(Brad Steel and Hazard are going at it.)
Brad Steel hits a head and arm suplex on Hazard.
Brad Steel nails Hazard with a kneedrop.
Brad Steel nails Hazard with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Brad Steel is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.
** Hazard has been eliminated.
The crowd is cheering on Brad Steel.
Nik Cain: And Steel puts Hazard down for the count. He is on fire.
(Brad Steel and Isaac Bacitt are going at it.)
Brad Steel takes Isaac Bacitt down with a jumping elbow thrust.
Brad Steel whips Isaac Bacitt into the ropes.
Brad Steel uses a bodyslam on Isaac Bacitt.
Brad Steel takes Isaac Bacitt down with a superkick.
Brad Steel catches Isaac Bacitt in a figure-four sleeper.
Isaac Bacitt reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Brad Steel takes Isaac Bacitt down with a spinwheel kick to the back of the head
Brad Steel is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Brad Steel runs into the ropes.
Isaac Bacitt goes for a thumb to the throat, but Brad Steel blocks it.
Brad Steel executes the Steel-Driver on Isaac Bacitt.
The crowd is really behind Brad Steel.
Brad Steel goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.
** Isaac Bacitt has been eliminated.
There are lots of chants for Brad Steel.
The winner is Brad Steel. Time of match: 0:38:15
Nik Cain: And that is it. Steel has won a shot at the IC title. A lot of people have been saying he is past his prime but he looked like the Steel of old here tonight. Anyway, we are out of time on our hour broadcast. At the risk of sounding like a whore, be sure to order Blood and Fire, only on pay per view.
Matt Technician: And be sure to brush your teeth after every meal and before going to bed.
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