06-06-03

It’s Only The End Of The World

 

(As those words fade, we cut to the regular FCTV intro. As it closes, we cut to a live shot of the FCW Arena. After panning the crowd, we cut to the announce table.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: FCTV is on the air! We’ve got a big show for you tonight including a main event featuring the Nightmare Express and the Crusaders doing battle for a shot at the World Tag Champions! And speaking of the tag champions, they’ll be in action first...against each other!

 

Nik Cain: Crawford is obviously looking to create dissention in the ranks. Whoever loses the match may have an axe to grind with the winner or at least I assume that’s what the boss is hoping for.

 

Kevin Cole: Let’s get to the ring!

 

 

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

From Philadelphia, Pa...

Weighing in at 255 pounds...

 

Brad Steel



("You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar..." by Queens of the Stone Age plays as one half on the reigning FCW World Tag Team Champions, Brad Steel, appears on top of the ramp way.  The fans begin to boo in unison as
he salutes the crowd. After soaking in the warm reception, Steel makes his way to the ring.  He reaches the ring, hops up tot he apron and slingshots himself over the ropes. He struts around the ring, every few steps, salutes the fans as they grace him with boos.  He motions for the mic and the Ring announcer tosses it to him.)

Steel:  Thank you, thank you!  You are too kind, too kind. You know a lot of people of been asking me questions lately.  Like for instance, "What happened to you and the Aces?"  "Why did you team with Sambo instead of with Nimrod to win the Titles?" All very intriguing and thought provoking questions but all in all, they’re just crap.  People are always starting rumors about me.   I'd like to squash a few of those right now. I would like for my good friend and fellow Aces member, Nimrod to please come out the ring.

("Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima" by Krzysztof Penderecki plays as the behemoth known as Nimrod makes his way to the ring.)

Steel: Like I was saying, rumors are flying every which way nowadays about the Aces of Fortune. Are we still together?  Can we all coexist as a team?   Well, I don't about Ol' Freeky Deeky Behind me but I sure as
hell can't stand the idea of being in the so called "Group" any longer.  It all came down to personal glory. Darian had his moment in the light, his fifteen minutes as World Champion and he thought he was top dog and he lived that way.  He was always surrounded by wom...I'm sorry, not women...bitches, Cristal and the such.  Drove me nuts, he's such a poser, never really knew how to keep it real on the home or work front.  Then there was Aaron Riddick. Man, don't even get me started on that guy. 

 

Then there is Nimrod, a truly excellent partner. We were truly on the cutting edge as the new team in town cutting people down left and right.  Then came the big match.  The Aces vs. The Horsemen, World Tag Team Titles on the line. Remember that night Nimrod?  That was supposed to be our night in the spotlight, our night to finally put our notch on the belt, our revenge for everything the Heretics did to us.  Yet...

(Steel turns and glares at Nimrod.)

Steel: You went and F***ED It all up!  You cost me my glory and revenge, Nimrod. It was you who turned his back on the Aces just like Blaze did.  I never left the Aces, my heart was always there but later that night when I found out I was teamed with Sambo in the Lottery, I knew things would go farther than you could ever dream...and they did.  I am now one half of the tag team champions, something you could have never been.  Why?  Simple, you’re a failure.

(Steel reaches back and slaps Nimrod right across the head.  Nimrod looks down and shoots Steel such a stare it almost makes him drop a load in his tights. Steel swing at Nimrod but Nimrod grabs him by the
throat and tries to hoist him up for a choke slam but Steel retaliates with a swift kick to the crotch. Nimrod doubles over in pain and Steel hooks him in for a massive Steel Driver.)

Cole: Steel plants Nimrod with a Steel Driver!

Cain: But I don’t think it had the effect that Steel assumes it’s had.

(Steel begins to celebrate but then slowly turns around to see that Nimrod is already standing again. Before he can run, the wind is knocked out of him by a wicked kick to the gut. Nimrod sets Steel up for the ride and then WHAM!  Thrill Kill in the middle of the ring.  Nimrod looks down at Steel and then leaves the ring area.)

Cole: Steel is now lying in a crumpled heap in the center of the ring...and he still has a match!

 

Nik Cain: Maybe Sambo will take it easy on him, but that’s certainly not a guarantee. Tag team partners or not, neither man likes to lie down for anybody.

 

 

His opponent...

From Loves Park, Illinois...

Weighing in at 247 pounds...

 

"The Star Player" Sambo

 

 

They lock up.

Sambo hits Brad Steel.

A small "Sambo" chant is being started.

Brad Steel kicks Sambo.

A few fans are cheering on Brad Steel.

Brad Steel hits Sambo.

You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Brad Steel.

Sambo hits Brad Steel.

Sambo kicks Brad Steel.

A few fans are cheering on Sambo.

Brad Steel chops Sambo.

Brad Steel throws Sambo out of the ring.

 

 

Nik Cain: Steel is trying to buy himself some time to recover from the Thrill Kill.

 

 

Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, Sambo reenters the ring.

Brad Steel nails Sambo with a belly-to-belly suplex.

You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Brad Steel.

Brad Steel whips Sambo into the ropes.

Brad Steel executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Sambo.

Brad Steel hits Sambo with the Michinoku Driver.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Brad Steel hits Sambo with a jumping elbow thrust.

Sambo begs off.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Steel has Sambo begging off!

 

Nik Cain: Big deal. Sambo spends more time on his knees than Christina Aguilera.

 

 

Brad Steel runs into the ropes.

Sambo goes for a spinebuster slam, but Brad Steel counters it with a kneelift.

Brad Steel runs into the ropes.

Sambo nails Brad Steel with a spinebuster bomb.

Sambo takes Brad Steel down with a flying fistdrop.

Sambo nails Brad Steel with the Meteor Breakthrough.

The crowd is cheering on Sambo.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Meteor Breakthrough!

 

Nik Cain: But Sambo is not going for a cover.

 

 

Sambo locks Brad Steel in an octopus hold.

Brad Steel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Sambo goes for a superkick, but Brad Steel ducks out of the way.

Brad Steel takes Sambo down with a punch.

Brad Steel runs into the ropes.

Brad Steel nails Sambo with a jumping elbow thrust.

The crowd is starting to get behind Brad Steel.

Brad Steel yells to the crowd  "Damn I'm Good!"

A small "Brad Steel" chant is being started.

Brad Steel nails Sambo with a reverse neckbreaker.

Brad Steel hits Sambo with a T-Bone Suplex.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Brad Steel goes for an overhead head and arm suplex, but Sambo blocks it.

Sambo gets a scorpion deathlock STF on Brad Steel.

 

 

Nik Cain: Sambo is dangerous when he gets you down on that mat.

 

 

Brad Steel breaks the hold after 5 seconds.

Brad Steel hits Sambo with a full nelson faceslam.

Brad Steel goes for a spinwheel kick to the back of the head, but Sambo

 ducks out of the way.

Sambo hits Brad Steel.

There are lots of chants for Sambo.

Brad Steel hits Sambo.

The crowd is starting to get behind Brad Steel.

Brad Steel kicks Sambo.

Brad Steel hits Sambo with a back suplex.

Brad Steel uses the Blue Thunder on Sambo.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Brad Steel whips Sambo into the turnbuckle, but Sambo reverses it.

Sambo runs into the ropes.

Brad Steel executes a cobra clutch suplex on Sambo.

Brad Steel executes a German suplex on Sambo.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Brad Steel nails Sambo with a half-nelson suplex.

The crowd is starting to get behind Brad Steel.

Brad Steel goes for a back suplex, but Sambo blocks it.

Sambo uses a fireman's carry into a flapjack on Brad Steel.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: So close!

 

Nik Cain: It’s obvious that the Thrill Kill took its toll on Steel. He fired off a series of suplexes on Sambo but every move Sambo does pull off threatens to put Steel away.

 

 

Sambo takes Brad Steel down with a headbutt.

Sambo whips Brad Steel into the turnbuckle.

Sambo charges in with a lariat.

Sambo executes an earringer on Brad Steel.

Sambo hits a headbutt on Brad Steel.

Sambo goes for an armbar submission, but Brad Steel blocks it.

Brad Steel takes Sambo down with a brain buster.

A few fans are cheering on Brad Steel.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Brain buster!

 

 

Brad Steel executes a jumping elbow thrust on Sambo.

Brad Steel puts Sambo in a figure-four sleeper.

Sambo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.

Brad Steel goes for a guillotine choke, but Sambo blocks it.

Sambo goes for the Meteor Breakthrough, but Brad Steel counters it with

a small package.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Kick out!

 

 

Brad Steel nails Sambo with a reverse neckbreaker.

You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Brad Steel.

Brad Steel uses a Death Valley Driver on Sambo.

A few fans are cheering on Brad Steel.

Brad Steel whips Sambo into the ropes, but Sambo reverses it.

Brad Steel hits the Running Forearm Smash on Sambo.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Brad Steel hits Sambo with a series of forearm smashes.

Brad Steel executes the Steel-Driver on Sambo.

A small "Brad Steel" chant is being started.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Steel Driver! Steel Driver!

 

 

Brad Steel goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.

Sambo complains about a fast count.

The crowd is starting to get behind Brad Steel.

 

The winner is Brad Steel. Time of match: 0:07:09

 

 

Kevin Cole: And, despite the scuffle with Nimrod, Brad Steel gets the win!

 

Nik Cain: Sambo may not be in Steel’s face about the win, but he’s damn sure in the face of referee Jeff Davis.

 

Kevin Cole: Up next, Chris Zion will take on Onslaught!

 

Nik Cain: As many of you will remember, Onslaught holds two wins over Jean in recent months, both in under three minutes. I think Zion might be looking to send the Dark Prince a message here.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Fallen Angel...

From the dark side of the mind...

Weighing in at 245 pounds...

 

Onslaught

 

His opponent...

Hailing from Huntington, WV...

Weighing in at 219 pounds...

 

Chris Zion

 

 

They lock up.

Chris Zion executes a spinwheel kick on Onslaught.

Chris Zion is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Chris Zion slowly folds his hands in front of his chest and bows his head.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Chris Zion.

Chris Zion whips Onslaught into the turnbuckle.

Onslaught comes back, but is met with an elbow.

Chris Zion uses springboard hurricanrana on Onslaught.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a move! But Onslaught kicks out.

 

 

Chris Zion nails Onslaught with a spinwheel kick.

Chris Zion goes for a snap suplex, but Onslaught counters it with

a vertical suplex.

In turn, Chris Zion counters it with a small package.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Chris Zion executes the Kryptonite Crunch on Onslaught.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Chris Zion and a few others cheering

him.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!

 

Nik Cain: I’m not sure if Jean is getting the message, but Onslaught seems to be reading it loud and clear.

 

 

Chris Zion nails Onslaught with a spinwheel kick.

Chris Zion goes for a double armbar submission, but Onslaught blocks it.

Onslaught runs into the ropes.

Chris Zion hits Onslaught with a shoulderblock.

Chris Zion whips Onslaught into the ropes.

Chris Zion nails Onslaught with neck-scissors.

Chris Zion uses guillotine legdrop on Onslaught.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Chris Zion hits a Russian legsweep on Onslaught.

Chris Zion hits Onslaught with a superkick.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a kick!

 

Nik Cain: It’s rare that you see anyone taking such liberties with Onslaught in the ring.

 

 

Chris Zion goes for a piledriver, but Onslaught blocks it.

Onslaught chops Chris Zion.

Chris Zion chops Onslaught.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Chris Zion and a few others cheering

him.

Chris Zion hits Onslaught.

Chris Zion goes for an enzuigiri, but Onslaught ducks out of the way.

Onslaught kicks Chris Zion.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Onslaught.

Onslaught chops Chris Zion.

Onslaught is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Chris Zion chops Onslaught.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Chris Zion and a few others cheering

him.

Chris Zion punches Onslaught.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Chris Zion and a few others cheering

him.

Chris Zion nails Onslaught with a swinging neckbreaker.

A few fans are booing Chris Zion, while a few others are cheering him.

 

 

Nik Cain: Onslaught is trying to fight back but, so far, has failed to get any offense going.

 

 

Chris Zion executes a leaping swinging DDT on Onslaught.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Chris Zion hits Onslaught with a snap suplex.

Chris Zion slowly folds his hands in front of his chest and bows his head.

A few fans are booing Chris Zion, while a few others are cheering him.

Chris Zion catches Onslaught in the STF.

Onslaught reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Chris Zion slowly folds his hands in front of his chest and bows his head.

A few fans are booing Chris Zion, while a few others are cheering him.

Chris Zion goes for a double armbar submission, but Onslaught blocks it.

Onslaught places Chris Zion on the turnbuckle.

Onslaught hits a top-rope diamond cutter on Chris Zion.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!

 

 

Onslaught uses a spear on Chris Zion.

Onslaught nails Chris Zion with an overhead release suplex.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Onslaught kicks Chris Zion.

Onslaught kicks Chris Zion.

Onslaught is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Onslaught kicks Chris Zion.

Onslaught is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Onslaught runs into the ropes.

Onslaught uses the Running Forearm Smash on Chris Zion.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Onslaught takes Chris Zion down with a Cradle DDT.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Onslaught nails Chris Zion with a tiger suplex.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A series of near falls for Onslaught!

 

Nik Cain: The Sick One is coming back with a vengeance.

 

 

Onslaught goes for a brain buster, but Chris Zion blocks it.

Chris Zion goes for guillotine legdrop, but Onslaught blocks it.

Onslaught throws Chris Zion out of the ring.

Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Chris Zion

 reenters the ring.

Onslaught executes the Mind Blast on Chris Zion.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Mind Blast! Mind Blast!

 

 

Onslaught goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Shoulder up! Chris Zion gets the shoulder up!

 

Nik Cain: I don’t think Onslaught can believe it.

 

 

Onslaught whips Chris Zion into the ropes, but Chris Zion reverses it.

Onslaught misses with a clothesline.

Onslaught misses with a clothesline.

Onslaught and Chris Zion get hit with a double clothesline.

Onslaught goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Chris Zion counters it with a backdrop.

Chris Zion whips Onslaught into the ropes.

Onslaught hits Chris Zion with a spear.

Onslaught hits a spinning power bomb on Chris Zion.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Onslaught executes a tiger suplex on Chris Zion.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Chris Zion simply will not stay down!

 

 

Onslaught takes Chris Zion down with an inverted power bomb.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Onslaught.

Onslaught goes for a crossleg suspended deathlock, but Chris Zion

 counters it with an anklelock submission.

Onslaught is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Onslaught is struggling to reach the ropes.

Onslaught tries to fight the pain.

Chris Zion lets go after 23 seconds.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Onslaught gets to the ropes! If he hadn’t, I think Zion would have snapped his ankle in half!

 

Nik Cain: You might be right.

 

 

Chris Zion uses a hurracanrana on Onslaught.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

Onslaught whips Chris Zion into the ropes.

Chris Zion hits Onslaught with a kick.

Chris Zion uses a top-rope Rocker Dropper on Onslaught.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Chris Zion.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness!

 

 

Chris Zion goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Onslaught counters it with

a side suplex.

Onslaught gets a Gory Special on Chris Zion.

Chris Zion is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Chris Zion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.

Onslaught goes for a double arm DDT, but Chris Zion blocks it.

Chris Zion chops Onslaught.

Chris Zion is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Onslaught chops Chris Zion.

Onslaught kicks Chris Zion.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Onslaught.

Chris Zion chops Onslaught.

Chris Zion punches Onslaught.

Chris Zion is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Chris Zion hits Onslaught with guillotine legdrop.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Chris Zion throws Onslaught out of the ring.

Chris Zion goes for a running 180 plancha, but Onslaught moves out of the way.

Chris Zion is out cold.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Nobody home!

 

 

Onslaught knocks Chris Zion into the ringpost.

Onslaught is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Jeff Davis counts:  1.

Onslaught reenters the ring.

Chris Zion follows him back in.

 

 

Nik Cain: Zion looks to be in bad shape after that fall to the floor.

 

 

Onslaught executes a Hotshot on Chris Zion.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Onslaught.

Onslaught hits Chris Zion with an overhead head and arm suplex.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Onslaught.

Onslaught takes Chris Zion down with an inverted power bomb.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Onslaught.

Onslaught hits an enzuigiri to the face on Chris Zion.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Onslaught.

Onslaught leaves the ring.

He returns with a stapler.

Onslaught hits him with the stapler.

Onslaught is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh...dear...lord!

 

 

Onslaught uses the Sky High on Chris Zion.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Onslaught executes the Mind Blast on Chris Zion.

Onslaught is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Another Mind Blast! That has got to be it!

 

 

Onslaught goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Onslaught.

 

The winner is Onslaught. Time of match: 0:12:51

 

 

Kevin Cole: Yes! This one is over!

 

Nik Cain: Zion may have come up on the losing end of this one but he damn sure showed me a lot. If Jean thinks he’s just gonna walk all over this guy, he might be in for a rude awakening.

 

(Despite the beating he has sustained, Chris Zion is already once again getting to his feet. Onslaught is about to leave the ring but looks over his shoulder to see this. He shakes his head a little in disbelief and walks back over to Zion.)

Kevin Cole: What is going to happen here?

(The crowd is anticipating violent confrontation but Onslaught merely extends his hand in a rare sign of respect. Zion doesn’t seem to want anything to do with it but after a stare down of sorts, very quickly shakes Onslaught’s hand. There is no trick, and no further interaction. Onslaught calmly leaves as Zion continues to recover in the ring.)

Kevin Cole: A show of sportsmanship between Onslaught and Chris Zion!

(“I Stand Alone” plays throughout the arena. Dressed in a black pair of jeans and a muscle shirt, Jean walks from behind the curtain, with a mic in hand. Onslaught expects Jean to make a move, but the former World Champion makes none. Onslaught passes Jean, keeping his eye on him just in case. Jean gets to the ring where Zion stands, not happy about this turn of events. Jean casually smiles as his music dies. Bringing up the mic, he begins.)

Jean: Gee, Zion, I expected you to be little more excited about my sudden appearance. After all, I am the man who’s going to soon show you the ropes of the business. It’ll be a silent lesson, though, save for your screams and cries of mercy, which will fall on deaf ears. You see, I happen to remember you asking something along the lines of why I would want to be a piece of filth with no heart.

(At this point, Jean sounds as though he’s a hurting innocent.)

That really hurt my feelings, Zion. You think I’m garbage?

(This time, Jean’s expression changes from one of innocence to seriousness.)

I’ll give you one thing; you came close when you said I had no heart. You see all your biblical talk has started to get annoying, because when you speak it, I vomit because you try and act like something you’re not. Trying to help me, you say? I think not, kid. All you’re trying to do is something everyone has tried to do but failed, much like you will fail just the same. You’re going to try and put an end to me? Ask anyone in the back that I’ve fought before. I would suggest going to Payne first, though. He was the first to try and end my career, and he failed miserably. From there ask anybody. They’ll all give you the same answer. Anything they’ve ever tried to do to me has only slowed me down a little. As a matter of fact, the cards always turned on them and they ended up being punished for their antics.

(The arena suddenly goes pitch black. As fans scream in bewilderment, you get the cold sense that something sickening is happening, and those senses prove to be true as the lights cut back on to show Zion laying in the middle of the ring with blood pouring from his forehead. Jean is shown standing over him with his sledgehammer dangling at his side. A grin appears on Jean’s features as fans give a mixed reaction to the result of the carnage that has just taken place in the darkness. He leaves the ring, only to pick up the mic he brought out with him, and finishes with this last statement.)

So Hell’s following you, eh? Well, answer me this. When the time comes, whom do you really expect Hell to aid?

(Jean then makes his exit.)

 

Kevin Cole: Jean has busted Chris Zion wide open with that sledgehammer!

 

Nik Cain: The feud between these two promises to only get worse before it gets better. And now you’ve got to wonder if Jean’s old nemesis, Onslaught, might somehow become a factor in this equation.

 

Kevin Cole: Well, back in the ring, we’ve got a triple threat match up next featuring the three biggest men in FCW!

 

Nik Cain: Yep, you’re gonna see a total of about 1350 pounds of humanity in that ring.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a triangle match scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

From Laguna Beach, California...

Weighing in at 375 pounds...

 

"Playboy" Harrison Phillips

 

His opponent...

Fighting out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin...

Weighing in at 550 pounds...

 

Comedy

 

Their opponent...

Hailing from parts unknown...

Weighing in at 389 pounds...

 

Nimrod

 

 

They lock up.

Nimrod goes for a running lariat, but Comedy blocks it.

Comedy hits a double arm DDT on Nimrod.

A portion of the crowd is booing Comedy.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Big DDT!

 

 

Comedy hits Nimrod with a back suplex.

Comedy takes Nimrod down with a side suplex.

Comedy leaves the ring.

He returns with the television set.

Comedy hits him with the television set.

Comedy acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Nimrod is busted wide open.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh...dear...lord!

 

 

Comedy whips Nimrod into the ropes.

Comedy hits Nimrod with a shoulderblock.

Comedy hits him with the television set.

Jeff Davis throws the television set out of the ring.

 

 

Nik Cain: Jeff Davis with too little too late to help Nimrod.

 

 

Comedy goes for a Big Leg Drop, but Nimrod rolls out of the way.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Nimrod.

Nimrod locks Comedy in a chokehold.

Jeff Davis warns Nimrod to let go.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three, four, five.

Jeff Davis warns Nimrod.

Nimrod hits Comedy with a series of punches.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Look at those punches!

 

Nik Cain: Nimrod is a big man who does not like getting hit in the head with television sets.

 

 

Nimrod whips Comedy into the ropes.

Comedy hits Nimrod with an elbow.

Comedy tags out to Harrison Phillips.

Harrison Phillips takes Nimrod down with a sidewalk slam.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Harrison Phillips.

Harrison Phillips goes for the Sexecution, but Nimrod blocks it.

Harrison Phillips runs into the ropes.

Harrison Phillips hits Nimrod with a clothesline.

Harrison Phillips attempts to place Nimrod on the turnbuckle, but Nimrod

 blocks it.

Nimrod hits Harrison Phillips with a sidewalk slam.

Nimrod goes for a sleeperhold, but Harrison Phillips blocks it.

Harrison Phillips tags out to Comedy.

 

 

Nik Cain: It looks like Phillips and Comedy are looking to take Nimrod out of this match first.

 

 

Comedy runs into the ropes.

Comedy hits Nimrod with a kick.

Comedy throws Nimrod out of the ring.

Comedy goes through the ropes.

Comedy knocks Nimrod into the ringsteps.

Comedy whips Nimrod into the guardrail.

Jeff Davis counts:  1.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Jeff Davis counts:  2.

Comedy goes for the Russian Sickle, but Nimrod ducks out of the way.

Nimrod whips Comedy into the guardrail.

Nimrod whips Comedy into the guardrail.

Jeff Davis counts:  3.

Nimrod whips Comedy into the guardrail.

 

 

Nik Cain: I don’t think that guardrail can take much more.

 

 

Nimrod gives him a short lariat, but Comedy doesn't budge.

The crowd seems to be rallying behind Comedy.

Jeff Davis counts:  4.

Comedy reenters the ring.

Nimrod follows him back in.

Comedy tags out to Harrison Phillips.

Harrison Phillips takes Nimrod down with a sidewalk slam.

Harrison Phillips executes the Sexecution on Nimrod.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Kick out! Nimrod kicks out!

 

 

Harrison Phillips runs into the ropes.

Harrison Phillips hits Nimrod with a shoulderblock.

Harrison Phillips goes for a tilt-a-whirl powerslam, but Nimrod blocks it.

Nimrod chops Harrison Phillips.

Harrison Phillips hits Nimrod.

Harrison Phillips punches Nimrod.

Harrison Phillips tags out to Comedy.

Comedy locks Nimrod in a testicular claw.

 

 

Nik Cain: Oh no!

 

 

Comedy lets go after 13 seconds.

Comedy executes the Encore on Nimrod.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.

 

Nimrod has been eliminated.

Comedy doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.

 

The winner is Comedy. Time of match: 0:05:51

 

 

Kevin Cole: Encore! And Nimrod has been eliminated!

 

Nik Cain: Comedy and Phillips kept tagging each other to stay fresh but now, with Nimrod gone, they’re go at it.

 

 

They lock up.

Harrison Phillips hits a series of forearm smashes on Comedy.

Harrison Phillips gives him a kneelift, but Comedy doesn't even care.

Harrison Phillips uses a series of headbutts on Comedy.

Harrison Phillips acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

 

 

Nik Cain: There won’t be anything flashy about this exchange, just two giant redwoods trying to chop each other down.

 

 

Harrison Phillips hits Comedy with the Vader Bomb.

Harrison Phillips acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Harrison Phillips uses a headbutt on Comedy.

Harrison Phillips whips Comedy into the turnbuckle, but Comedy reverses it.

Comedy charges in with a running lariat, but Harrison Phillips

 moves out of the way.

Harrison Phillips takes Comedy down with a series of forearm smashes.

Harrison Phillips is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Harrison Phillips kicks Comedy.

Harrison Phillips is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Harrison Phillips hits Comedy.

Harrison Phillips acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Harrison Phillips punches Comedy.

Harrison Phillips is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Harrison Phillips hits Comedy with gutwrench power bomb.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a massive power bomb!

 

Nik Cain: Phillips managed to get the big man up, but failed to keep him down.

 

 

Harrison Phillips goes for the Vader Bomb, but Comedy rolls out of the way.

The crowd is wildly cheering Comedy with only a few scattered boos audible.

Comedy uses a Death Valley Driver on Harrison Phillips.

The crowd is wildly cheering Comedy with only a few scattered boos audible.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!

 

 

Comedy goes for a back suplex, but Harrison Phillips counters it with a bulldog.

Harrison Phillips whips Comedy into the ropes, but Comedy reverses it.

Comedy throws Harrison Phillips out of the ring.

Comedy goes through the ropes.

Jeff Davis counts:  1.

Harrison Phillips nails Comedy with a kneelift.

Harrison Phillips reenters the ring.

Comedy follows him back in.

Harrison Phillips runs into the ropes.

Comedy takes Harrison Phillips down with a powerslam.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: So close!

 

 

Comedy nails Harrison Phillips with a running shoulderblock.

Comedy whips Harrison Phillips into the ropes.

Comedy gives him a bulldog, but Harrison Phillips only stares at him.

Comedy puts Harrison Phillips in a bearhug.

Harrison Phillips reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.

Comedy hits a double arm DDT on Harrison Phillips.

The boos are resurfacing again.

Comedy executes the Encore on Harrison Phillips.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.

 

Harrison Phillips has been eliminated.

The crowd is wildly cheering Comedy with only a few scattered boos audible.

 

The winner is Comedy. Time of match: 0:11:05

 

 

Kevin Cole: Encore on Phillips and Comedy gets the win! We have got to take a quick break! Do not go away!

 

 

(Commercials)

 

 

Kevin Cole: We are back! We’ve got tag team action next as Damien Escar and Derrick Moore take on Scourge and the World Champion Mark Payne!

 

Nik Cain: Payne and Scourge are definitely the most high profile opponents these two rookies have had to face thus far. Let’s see if they sink or swim.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

At a total combined weight of 575 pounds...

 

"The Living Disease" Damien Escar and "Dangerous" Derrick Moore

 

Their opponents...

Led to the ring by Banshee...

At a total combined weight of 546 pounds...

 

"The Blonde Bastard" Mark Payne and Scourge

 

 

They lock up.

Damien Escar goes for a Russian legsweep, but Scourge counters it with

an elbowsmash.

Scourge hits a spear on Damien Escar.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness! Scourge almost ripped Escar right in half!

 

 

Mark Payne enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Scourge and Mark Payne whip Damien Escar into the ropes.

They hit Damien Escar with a double fist to the midsection.

Mark Payne leaves the ring.

Scourge takes Damien Escar down with a suplex.

Scourge is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Scourge whips Damien Escar into the ropes.

Scourge hits a double-axhandle chop on Damien Escar.

Scourge is going for the pin.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Scourge goes for an eye gouge, but Damien Escar blocks it.

Damien Escar whips Scourge into the turnbuckle.

Damien Escar runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Scourge

 moves out of the way.

 

 

Nik Cain: This match has been pretty one sided thus far.

 

 

Scourge runs into the ropes.

Scourge goes for a spear, but Damien Escar counters it with a kneelift.

Damien Escar whips Scourge into the ropes.

Scourge misses with a clothesline.

Scourge hits Damien Escar with an elbow.

Scourge is going for the pin.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, kickout.

Scourge makes a throat-slitting motion with his hand.

A few fans are booing Scourge, while a few others are cheering him.

Scourge uses a sitdown full nelson slam on Damien Escar.

Scourge catches Damien Escar in a Boston crab.

Damien Escar is struggling to reach the ropes.

Damien Escar reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.

Scourge gets a bearhug on Damien Escar.

 

 

Nik Cain: Escar needs to find a way out of Scourge’s clutches and needs to make the tag out to Moore.

 

 

Damien Escar reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Scourge takes Damien Escar down with a suplex.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Scourge and a few others cheering him.

Scourge makes a throat-slitting motion with his hand.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Scourge and a few others cheering him.

Scourge hits a spinebuster slam on Damien Escar.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Big kick out!

 

Nik Cain: It looks like there’s still some life left in the rookie.

 

 

Damien Escar hits Scourge with a dropkick.

Damien Escar is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Damien Escar locks Scourge in an armbar submission.

Scourge is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Scourge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.

Damien Escar tags out to Derrick Moore.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Escar makes the tag!

 

 

Derrick Moore goes for a running power bomb, but Scourge blocks it.

Scourge tags out to Mark Payne.

 

 

Nik Cain: And so does Scourge.

 

 

Damien Escar enters the ring and throws Scourge out of the ring.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Damien Escar and a few others cheering

him.

Derrick Moore and Damien Escar hit Mark Payne with a double Russian legsweep.

Damien Escar leaves the ring.

Derrick Moore executes a gorilla press slam on Mark Payne.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What power!

 

 

Derrick Moore hits Mark Payne.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Derrick Moore.

Mark Payne kicks Derrick Moore.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mark Payne.

Mark Payne kicks Derrick Moore.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mark Payne.

Derrick Moore kicks Mark Payne.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Derrick Moore.

Mark Payne hits Derrick Moore.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mark Payne.

Derrick Moore hits Mark Payne.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Derrick Moore.

Derrick Moore nails Mark Payne with a Death Valley Driver.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Derrick Moore just folded the World Champion in half!

 

Nik Cain: Moore is in there with the World Champ. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity and he is not letting it slip by.

 

 

Derrick Moore goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Mark Payne counters it with

a go-behind.

Mark Payne gets a choke sleeper on Derrick Moore.

Derrick Moore reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Mark Payne uses an implant DDT on Derrick Moore.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mark Payne.

Mark Payne goes for a buzzkiller, but Derrick Moore counters it with

a reverse DDT.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, kickout.

Derrick Moore executes a release German suplex on Mark Payne.

Derrick Moore is going for the pin.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, kickout.

Damien Escar enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Scourge enters the ring, but gets cut off.

Derrick Moore and Damien Escar whip Mark Payne into the ropes.

They hit Mark Payne with a double fist to the midsection.

Derrick Moore and Damien Escar whip Mark Payne into the ropes.

They attempt to hit Mark Payne with a double kick to the midsection, but he

 counters it with a double clothesline.

Damien Escar leaves the ring.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Double clothesline!

 

 

Mark Payne goes for the Oriental Spike, but Derrick Moore blocks it.

Derrick Moore hits Mark Payne with the Jackhammer.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Derrick Moore executes a tiger suplex on Mark Payne.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A pair of near falls!

 

 

Derrick Moore goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Mark Payne blocks it.

Mark Payne kicks Derrick Moore.

Mark Payne is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Derrick Moore punches Mark Payne.

Derrick Moore kicks Mark Payne.

Derrick Moore is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Mark Payne chops Derrick Moore.

A portion of the crowd is booing Mark Payne.

Scourge enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Damien Escar enters the ring and lays out Scourge.

A few fans are booing Damien Escar, while a few others are cheering him.

Derrick Moore and Damien Escar whip Mark Payne into the ropes.

They hit Mark Payne with a double fist to the midsection.

Damien Escar leaves the ring.

Derrick Moore executes a backbreaker on Mark Payne.

 

 

Nik Cain: Escar and Moore are demonstrating some solid team work but it takes more than just team work to defeat the likes of Scourge and Mark Payne.

 

 

Derrick Moore runs into the ropes.

Mark Payne hits Derrick Moore with a shoulderblock.

Mark Payne puts Derrick Moore in the Kataha-Jime.

Derrick Moore reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.

Mark Payne nails Derrick Moore with the Diamond Cutter.

Mark Payne acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Mark Payne attempts to place Derrick Moore on the turnbuckle, but Derrick Moore

 blocks it.

 

 

Nik Cain: Payne’s gonna have a hard time getting the big man up on the top turnbuckle.

 

 

Scourge enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Mark Payne and Scourge whip Derrick Moore into the ropes.

They hit Derrick Moore with a double clothesline.

Mark Payne and Scourge whip Derrick Moore into the ropes.

They hit Derrick Moore with a double kick to the midsection.

Scourge leaves the ring.

Mark Payne goes for a figure-four leglock, but Derrick Moore kicks him off.

Derrick Moore whips Mark Payne into the ropes.

Mark Payne hits the Running Forearm Smash on Derrick Moore.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, kickout.

Mark Payne throws Derrick Moore out of the ring.

Mark Payne goes through the ropes.

Mark Payne is handed the crowbar.

Mark Payne hits him with the crowbar.

Derrick Moore is busted wide open.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh...dear...lord!

 

 

Mark Payne takes Derrick Moore down with a flatliner legsweep.

Mark Payne throws Derrick Moore back into the ring.

Mark Payne gives the sign for the Moment of Clarity.

 

 

Nik Cain: Payne’s telling the crowd this one is all over.

 

 

Mark Payne executes the Moment of Clarity on Derrick Moore.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.

Mark Payne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.

 

The winners are Mark Payne and Scourge. Time of match: 0:08:18

 

 

Kevin Cole: And it is all over, thanks to the Moment of Clarity!

 

Nik Cain: The match is over, but the action might just be beginning. We’ve got company in the form of a One Man Riot.

 

(With no music, with no fanfare, with no spectacle, Hazard heads to the ring wearing street clothes. Cargo pants, a black "One Man Riot" shirt, tennis shoes. It's obvious he is not here for a fight, at least not immediately. He grabs a microphone and rolls into the ring and blocks the way of Payne. Payne tries to brush Hazard aside, but unlike two weeks ago when Hazard willingly stepped aside, he pushes the World Champion back towards center-ring.)

Hazard: Not this week, Mark. You're not going to dismiss me and pretend I'm not here. I know how much it would please you to do that, but I'm not going to let it happen. You see we've got business to discuss. There's a pay per view coming up, I do believe. And from where I sit, it doesn't look like you've got anybody to keep you occupied. Far be it from me to leave an FCW pay per view lacking. The problem is, you don't seem to think I'm worthy of gracing the ring with you. You see me as just another victim to dispose of in FCW and then you can be on your merry way, prancing and frolicking through the roster that you assume cowers in fear of you. Look at my eyes, Mark. LOOK AT ME! Do I look like I'm afraid of you? Do I look intimidated? If you read fear in my eyes, then you're illiterate. We're two sides of the coin, Mark. You're polished, you're graceful; you've been born and bred to perform in this industry. Me? All I know how to do is fight. Somewhere along the way, I learned how to drop somebody on the back of their head and figured out that it was a real effective way to keep them down for a few seconds - just enough for me to collect a paycheck. And you know what? I've collected a few paychecks in my day.

(Payne appears to be growing bored, shifting his FCW World Title belt back and forth from shoulder to shoulder, looking all the world like a third grader stuck in a debate on the metaphysical properties of the human soul when he'd rather be playing whiffle ball.)

In fact, Mark...I believe one of the larger paydays I've collected was just about a year ago. You know what I'm talking about, don't you? I know you haven't forgotten. But just in case you did...let's look at the big screen together, shall we?

(Hazard points to the screen over the entranceway, placed there for the benefit of the audience...and on cue, the following scene unfolds:

...Mark Payne executes the Superstar Superkick.
Mark Payne goes for a crucifix power bomb, but Hazard counters it with a backslide.
Hazard nails Mark Payne with a shoulder breaker.
Hazard uses the Burning Hammer on Mark Payne.
Hazard nails Mark Payne with a T-Bone Suplex.
Hazard hits Mark Payne with a reverse neckbreaker.

Kevin Cole: Hazard is relentless! No matter what Payne does, he keeps comig full force!

Hazard puts Mark Payne in a Lion Tamer.
Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Hazard hits a Russian legsweep on Mark Payne.
Hazard tries to put Mark Payne in the Box full of broken glass, nails, and thumbtacks.
Hazard stuffs Mark Payne in the Box full of broken glass, nails, and thumbtacks.

(At this point Hazard steps in the box as well. He picks up Payne and proceeds to do the unthinkable. He executes the Flatscan on Payne, sending both crashing down into the broken glass, nails, and thumbtacks. For seconds that feel like minutes, there is no movement from the box. Finally, a bloody Hazard crawls out.)

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!

Hazard closes the lid.

Kevin Cole: Hazard wins! Hazard wins! We have a new FCW World Champion!

(As the camera finds it's way back to the ring, Mark Payne is seething as Hazard grins at him.)

You said I wasn't your equal, Mark. You know what? You're right. When it comes down to you and me, with the world watching, with the FCW World Heavyweight Championship on the line...I'm not your equal...I'm your superior. Just short of a year ago, I took your title. And on Valentine's Day of this year...when we were both given the same opportunity to walk out with the title strapped around Jean's waist, you choked...I delivered. Listen to me Mark, and listen real good. When it comes down to crunch time...I'm 2-0 against you. How bad does that eat you up? Huh? How bad? And you don't have to answer me Mark…just look in the mirror and ask yourself...how badly does that scare you? But don't worry champ. This time...it's not about this.

(Hazard leans forward and slaps the belt out of Payne's hands and watches it hit the mat. Payne watches the belt drop, then almost instinctively reaches out with a slap that draws blood from the corner of Hazard's lip. Hazard grins and backs out of the ring, leaving the FCW World Champion to pick up his title and figure out exactly what's going on.)

 

Nik Cain: It looks like Hazard is working his way inside Payne’s head. And there is no doubt that you do not want Hazard inside your head. But, honestly, I don’t think Payne’s head is somewhere you want to go. So perhaps these guys are both in for some hard times in the near future.

 

Kevin Cole: It would certainly seem so! But right now, Tragedy takes on Jean!

 

Nik Cain: Comedy brought new meaning to the term “squash match” last week when he beat Jean last week with the Encore. This promises to be a much more evenly matched contest, and a much faster paced one as well.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Fighting out of Oaxaca, Mexico...

Weighing in at 192 pounds...

 

Tragedy

 

His opponent...

From parts unknown...

Weighing in at 230 pounds...

 

Jean

 

 

They lock up.

Jean runs into the ropes.

Tragedy hits Jean with a clothesline.

Tragedy whips Jean into the turnbuckle.

Tragedy nails Jean with a German suplex.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Tragedy leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Tragedy sets up the chair.

Tragedy hits a dragon suplex onto the chair on Jean.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Neck first onto the steel!

 

 

Tragedy takes Jean down with an Aztecan suplex.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Tragedy uses the Diamond Cutter on Jean.

The crowd is booing Tragedy.

Jeff Davis removes the chair from the ring.

Tragedy gets a triangle choke on Jean.

Jean reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Tragedy stands on the buckle and raises his arms in the air.

Quite a few boos are audible.

 

 

Nik Cain: The Mexican superstar is off to one hell of a start against the former World Champ.

 

 

Jean runs into the ropes.

Tragedy hits Jean with a backdrop.

Tragedy throws Jean out of the ring.

Tragedy goes for an Asai Tornado Dive, but Jean moves out of the way.

Tragedy is out cold.

The crowd is really behind Jean.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Nobody home! Tragedy lands hard on the concrete!

 

 

Jean knocks Tragedy into the ringsteps.

The crowd is really behind Jean.

Jeff Davis counts:  1.

Jean executes the Deadly Promise on Tragedy on the concrete floor.

There are lots of chants for Jean.

Tragedy is out cold.

The chants for Jean are deafening.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Deadly Promise on the concrete! Tragedy is not moving!

 

Nik Cain: This match is a great example of how just one mistake, just one miscue can change everything.

 

 

Jean is handed a toilet seat.

Jean hits him with the toilet seat.

The crowd is behind Jean all the way.

Jean executes a spinebuster on Tragedy.

Jean reenters the ring.

Tragedy follows him back in.

Jean hits a Samoan Drop on Tragedy.

Jean executes a front facelock into a diamond cutter on Tragedy.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Tragedy barely gets the shoulder up!

 

Nik Cain: Right now Jean is just picking his shots. But he better be careful; Tragedy’s been known to store more than a couple tricks up his sleeve.

 

 

Jean whips Tragedy into the ropes, but Tragedy reverses it.

Tragedy hits Jean with an elbow.

Tragedy goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Jean throws him off.

Jean chops Tragedy.

Tragedy hits Jean.

Tragedy is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

Tragedy chops Jean.

Tragedy is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

Tragedy chops Jean.

Tragedy is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Listen to those chops!

 

 

Tragedy goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Jean blocks it.

Jean goes for a Samoan Drop, but Tragedy counters it with a sunset flip.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Tragedy uses a European uppercut on Jean.

Tragedy hits a dropkick to the groin on Jean.

Tragedy is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

Tragedy takes Jean down with a kick to the groin.

 

 

Nik Cain: Like so many of the rest of us, Tragedy obviously does not feel Jean should be allowed to breed.

 

 

Tragedy hits Jean with the Diamond Cutter.

A fan at ringside badmouths Tragedy.

Tragedy puts Jean in the Oriental Spike.

Jean reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.

Tragedy hits Jean with an Asai leg lariat.

Tragedy is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.

Tragedy complains about a slow count.

Tragedy kicks Jean.

Tragedy further incites the crowd.

Tragedy chops Jean.

Tragedy further incites the crowd.

Tragedy attempts to place Jean on the turnbuckle, but Jean blocks it.

Tragedy whips Jean into the ropes.

Tragedy misses with a clothesline.

Jean takes Tragedy down with gutwrench power bomb.

Jean hits Tragedy with a moonsault.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

 

 

Nik Cain: It doesn’t get much closer than that.

 

 

Jean executes the Deadly Promise on Tragedy.

Jean goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.

The crowd is behind Jean all the way.

 

The winner is Jean. Time of match: 0:07:11

 

 

Kevin Cole: Deadly Promise! Jean gets the win! Up next, we’ll see Tragedy’s long time associate Scion in action against Monarch!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

From New York City...

Weighing in at 230 pounds...

 

Scion

 

His opponent...

Hailing from The Streets Of America...

Weighing in at 285 pounds...

 

"King of the Rotten" Monarch

 

 

They lock up.

Scion leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Scion takes the chair.

Scion takes Monarch down with a back suplex with the chair.

Monarch takes Scion down with a series of forearm smashes.

A portion of the crowd is booing Monarch.

 

 

Kevin Cole: It’s like that suplex onto the steel had no effect on Monarch!

 

Nik Cain: Oh, it had an effect; it pissed him off.

 

 

Monarch whips Scion into the turnbuckle.

Monarch runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Scion lifts his knee.

Scion runs into the ropes.

Scion hits Monarch with a kick.

Scion whips Monarch into the ropes.

Monarch hits Scion with a kick.

Monarch shouts "Bow Before Monarch!"

A portion of the crowd is booing Monarch.

Monarch runs into the ropes.

Monarch executes a thrust kick to the head on Scion.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Monarch.

Monarch hits a shoulderbreaker on Scion.

Monarch goes for an inverted power bomb, but Scion blocks it.

Scion whips Monarch into the ropes.

Monarch takes Scion down with a lariat.

Monarch nails Scion with a Death Valley Driver.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Monarch.

Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.

Monarch goes for the Fall Of Western Civilization, but Scion blocks it.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Scion blocks the Fall of Western Civilization.

 

 

Monarch places Scion on the turnbuckle.

Monarch hits Scion with a top-rope German Suplex.

 

 

Nik Cain: But he couldn’t block that.

 

 

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Monarch puts Scion in a choke lift.

Blackie McGee warns Monarch to let go.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three, four, five.

Blackie McGee warns Monarch.

 

 

Nik Cain: Blackie better watch himself. Monarch is infamous for his lack of patience when it comes to referees...among other things.

 

 

Monarch whips Scion into the ropes.

Scion misses with a shoulderblock.

Monarch hits Scion with a short lariat.

Blackie McGee counts: One, shoulder up.

Monarch whips Scion into the turnbuckle.

Monarch runs shoulder-first into the corner.

Monarch hits Scion with a fallaway slam.

Monarch executes a flying legdrop on Scion.

Monarch pulls the tights.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: No! Scion gets the shoulder up!

 

Nik Cain: You’ll notice that Monarch makes a point of driving the back of that knee brace across the bridge of his opponent’s nose when he executes that move. 

 

 

Monarch executes a fist to the midsection on Scion.

Monarch is going for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Monarch goes for a Lion Tamer, but Scion kicks him off.

Scion attempts to place Monarch on the turnbuckle, but Monarch blocks it.

Scion locks Monarch in an armbar submission.

Monarch is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Monarch reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Scion attempts to place Monarch on the turnbuckle, but Monarch blocks it.

Scion runs into the ropes.

Scion hits Monarch with a clothesline.

Monarch falls out of the ring.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Big clothesline sends Monarch out to the floor!

 

 

Scion goes for Asai moonsault, but Monarch moves out of the way.

Scion is out cold.

Monarch is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!

 

 

Monarch is handed the trash can.

Monarch hits him with the trash can.

A portion of the crowd is booing Monarch.

Monarch whips Scion into the guardrail.

Monarch nails Scion with a headbutt.

Blackie McGee counts:  1.

Monarch knocks Scion into the ringsteps.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Monarch.

 

 

Nik Cain: Scion is in some serious trouble after missing with that moonsault to the floor.

 

 

Monarch sets up a table.

Monarch executes a lariat on Scion.

Blackie McGee counts:  2.

Monarch throws Scion back into the ring.

Monarch brings the table into the ring.

Scion catches Monarch in an armbar submission.

Scion lets go after 12 seconds.

Scion executes a bulldog on Monarch.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord! Monarch just broke off the edge of that table with his face!

 

 

Scion is going for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Scion.

 

The winner is Scion. Time of match: 0:05:24

 

 

Kevin Cole: And Scion gets the win!

 

Nik Cain: I’m not even sure Scion realized he was so close to that table that Monarch had set up. But, either way, Scion manages to pull off the win.

 

Kevin Cole: We have got to take a break but stay tuned! When we return, Oblivion, Hazard, Table Death Match! You do not want to miss it!

 

 

(Commercials)

 

 

Kevin Cole: We are back and this next match will not be for the faint of heart!

 

Nik Cain: Maybe you should go get yourself a Yoo-hoo or something, Cole.

 

Kevin Cole: Would you stop? It’s going to be Oblivion and Hazard in a Table Death Match!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Table Death match scheduled

for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Hailing from A Theater Near You...

Weighing in at 225 pounds...

 

"The eND Bringer" Oblivion

 

His opponent...

Led to the ring by Pandora...

Hailing from Huntington, WV...

Weighing in at 239 pounds...

 

"The One Man Riot" Hazard

 

 

They lock up.

Oblivion hits him with the Table.

Oblivion puts Hazard in an octopus hold.

 

 

Nik Cain: The always-unorthodox Oblivion just took one of those tables and whacked Hazard in the face with it before applying the dreaded octopus hold.

 

 

Hazard is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Hazard reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.

Oblivion chops Hazard.

Hazard punches Oblivion.

Oblivion hits Hazard.

Oblivion punches Hazard.

Hazard kicks Oblivion.

The crowd is starting to get behind Hazard.

Hazard nails Oblivion with a superkick.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a kick!

 

 

Hazard goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Oblivion counters it with

a small package.

Oblivion hits Hazard with a thrust kick to the head.

The crowd is starting to get behind Oblivion.

 

 

Nik Cain: And Oblivion fires back with a kick of his own. I don’t think Hazard wants to be trading kicks with Oblivion, given his martial arts background.

 

 

Oblivion hits him with the Table.

Oblivion whips Hazard into the ropes.

Oblivion hits Hazard with a backdrop.

Hazard falls out of the ring.

Oblivion jumps onto him with a slingshot corkscrew plancha.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oblivion takes to the air!

 

 

Oblivion sets up a table.

Oblivion sets up Hazard on the table.

Oblivion executes a DDT through the table.

The table is broken in half.

The crowd is starting to get behind Oblivion.

 

 

Kevin Cole: DDT through the table! This one might be over!

 

 

Robert Loggia counts: one, two, Hazard gets back to his feet.

A small "Hazard" chant is being started.

 

 

Kevin Cole: No!

 

Nik Cain: Not by a long shot.

 

 

Oblivion takes Hazard down with a rabbit punch.

Oblivion hits a cartwheel kick on Hazard.

Oblivion runs into the ropes.

Hazard hits Oblivion with a shoulderblock.

Hazard executes a right jab on Oblivion.

A small "Hazard" chant is being started.

Hazard whips Oblivion into the ropes.

Hazard hits Oblivion with a kick.

Hazard hits Oblivion with a tornado DDT.

Hazard hits Oblivion with a tornado DDT.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Two brutal DDTs from Hazard!

 

Nik Cain: Oblivion’s state of mind is never exactly what most people would call normal, but he must be really addled right now.

 

 

Hazard executes the Stinger Splash on Oblivion.

Hazard nails Oblivion with the Stinger Splash.

Hazard nails Oblivion with a kneelift.

Hazard takes Oblivion down with a powerslam.

There are lots of chants for Hazard.

Hazard nails Oblivion with a snap suplex.

Hazard cracks his knuckles and grins.

The crowd is really behind Hazard.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Hazard has taken firm control of this match!

 

Nik Cain: But it’s foolish to ever count the madman out until the final bell sounds.

 

 

Hazard hits him with the Table.

Hazard kicks Oblivion.

The crowd is going crazy.

Oblivion kicks Hazard.

Hazard chops Oblivion.

Hazard has the crowd going wild.

Oblivion punches Hazard.

The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.

Hazard kicks Oblivion.

Hazard kicks Oblivion.

Hazard goes for a German suplex, but Oblivion counters it with an elbowsmash.

Oblivion runs into the ropes.

Hazard hits Oblivion with a clothesline.

Hazard cracks his knuckles and grins.

The chants for Hazard are deafening.

Hazard goes for a shoulder breaker, but Oblivion counters it with a backdrop.

Oblivion whips Hazard into the ropes.

Hazard hits Oblivion with an elbow.

Hazard executes a series of knifehand chops on Oblivion.

The crowd erupts.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Would you listen to those chops!

 

Nik Cain: If Oblivion’s chest was a steak, it would be plenty tenderized by now.

 

 

Hazard goes for a snap suplex, but Oblivion counters it with a vertical suplex.

There are lots of chants for Oblivion.

Oblivion kicks Hazard.

There are lots of chants for Oblivion.

Oblivion chops Hazard.

There are lots of chants for Oblivion.

Oblivion kicks Hazard.

Oblivion locks Hazard in an octopus hold.

Hazard reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Oblivion nails Hazard with a series of headbutts.

The crowd is really behind Oblivion.

 

 

Nik Cain: Never trust a man who uses his own head as a weapon.

 

Kevin Cole: That might be the best piece of advice I’ve ever heard you give.

 

 

Oblivion leaves the ring.

He returns with the Razor scooter.

Oblivion hits him with the Razor scooter.

Oblivion has the crowd going wild.

Oblivion locks Hazard in a dragon sleeper.

 

 

Nik Cain: It looks like Oblivion wants to turn the lights out on the One Man Riot.

 

 

Hazard reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.

Oblivion whips Hazard into the ropes, but Hazard reverses it.

Pandora pulls down the top rope.

Hazard goes through the ropes.

Hazard takes Oblivion down with a reverse DDT.

Pandora comes from behind and distracts Oblivion.

Hazard is handed a hockey stick.

Hazard hits him with the hockey stick.

The crowd is giving Hazard a standing ovation.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What...a...shot!

 

 

Hazard sets up a table.

Hazard whips Oblivion into the guardrail.

Hazard throws Oblivion back into the ring.

Hazard whips Oblivion into the ropes.

Hazard misses with a shoulderblock.

Hazard misses with a clothesline.

Oblivion misses with a clothesline.

Oblivion hits Hazard with a clothesline.

Oblivion goes for the Spin Doctor, but Hazard blocks it.

Hazard uses a series of knifehand chops on Oblivion.

Oblivion executes A Deeper Kind of Slumber.

The crowd is really behind Oblivion.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A Deeper King of Slumber!

 

 

Oblivion goes for an octopus hold, but Hazard blocks it.

Hazard hits a reverse neckbreaker on Oblivion.

The chants for Hazard are deafening.

Hazard gives the sign for the Flatscan.

Hazard executes the Flatscan on Oblivion.

The chants for Hazard are deafening.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Hazard fires back with the Flatscan! These fans are on their feet and going wild!

 

Nik Cain: As well they should be. If Oblivion and Hazard can’t get you excited, I suggest you see a doctor, cuz you’re probably dead.

 

 

Hazard whips Oblivion into the ropes, but Oblivion reverses it.

Hazard hits Oblivion with a clothesline.

Oblivion falls out of the ring.

Hazard goes through the ropes.

Hazard cracks his knuckles and grins.

The crowd is behind Hazard all the way.

Hazard is handed a frying pan.

Hazard hits him with the frying pan.

The chants for Hazard are deafening.

Oblivion is busted wide open.

Hazard takes Oblivion down with a left jab.

 

 

Nik Cain: It looks like Oblivion’s been busted open right on the bridge of his nose.

 

 

Hazard goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Oblivion counters it with a backdrop.

Oblivion whips Hazard into the guardrail.

Oblivion executes a standing moonsault on Hazard.

Oblivion executes a kick to the groin on Hazard.

Oblivion sets up Hazard on the table.

Oblivion tries to drive Hazard through the table with a piledriver, but he

blocks it.

Hazard throws Oblivion back into the ring.

Hazard brings the table into the ring.

Oblivion executes the eND on Hazard.

There are lots of chants for Oblivion.

 

 

Kevin Cole: The eND! The eND!

 

 

Oblivion hits Hazard with a kick.

Oblivion hits a spinebuster bomb on Hazard.

Oblivion sets up Hazard on the table.

Oblivion executes a slingshot somersault splash through the table.

The table didn't break.

 

 

Kevin Cole: The table didn’t break!

 

Nik Cain: As a result, the move hurt Hazard much more. But, obviously, the object of the match is to your opponent through tables.

 

 

Oblivion uses a standing moonsault on Hazard.

Oblivion whips Hazard into the turnbuckle.

Oblivion gets a boot choke on Hazard.

Hazard reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Oblivion nails Hazard with an elbow to the head.

Oblivion uses the Stinger Splash on Hazard.

The crowd is really behind Oblivion.

Oblivion sets up Hazard on the table.

Oblivion executes a frog splash through the table.

The table is broken in half.

The crowd is really behind Oblivion.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Frog splash through the table!

 

 

Robert Loggia counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

The crowd is really behind Oblivion.

 

The winner is Oblivion. Time of match: 0:10:00

 

 

Kevin Cole: And this match is over! Hazard cannot answer the count and Oblivion is your winner!

 

Nik Cain: I wonder if Reno was watching that.

 

Kevin Cole: I do not know but what I do know is that Jay Reno will be in action next against Darian Blaze!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Lauren Washington...

Fighting out of Santa Monica, California...

Weighing in at 273 pounds...

 

"Mr. Moonlight" Darian Blaze

 

His opponent...

Fighting out of Chicago, Illinois...

Weighing in at 224 pounds...

 

"Kid Kaos" Jay Reno

 

 

They lock up.

Darian Blaze uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Jay Reno.

The crowd is starting to get behind Darian Blaze.

Darian Blaze leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Darian Blaze sets up the chair.

Darian Blaze uses a tiger driver onto the chair on Jay Reno.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Suplex on the steel!

 

 

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.

Darian Blaze gets a half boston crab on Jay Reno.

Jay Reno is struggling to reach the ropes.

 

 

Nik Cain: Blaze is a little more aggressive tonight than usual.

 

 

Jay Reno tries to escape the hold.

Jay Reno reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin removes the chair from the ring.

Darian Blaze takes Jay Reno down with a kick to the groin.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my!

 

 

Darian Blaze attempts to place Jay Reno on the turnbuckle, but Jay Reno

 blocks it.

Darian Blaze uses falling reverse DDT on Jay Reno.

Darian Blaze whips Jay Reno into the ropes.

Jay Reno uses a facebreaker on Darian Blaze.

Jay Reno executes the Silencer on Darian Blaze.

Quite a few boos are audible.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Silencer from out of nowhere!

 

 

Jay Reno goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

 

 

Kevin Cole: But Blaze kicks out with authority!

 

 

Darian Blaze whips Jay Reno into the ropes, but Jay Reno reverses it.

Jay Reno takes Darian Blaze down with neck-scissors.

Jay Reno hits a backbreaker on Darian Blaze.

Jay Reno is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Jay Reno goes for a facerake, but Darian Blaze blocks it.

Darian Blaze runs into the ropes.

Darian Blaze hits Jay Reno with a kick.

Darian Blaze goes for a release tiger suplex, but Jay Reno blocks it.

Jay Reno whips Darian Blaze into the turnbuckle.

Darian Blaze comes back, but is met with a clothesline.

Jay Reno whips Darian Blaze into the turnbuckle.

Jay Reno runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Darian Blaze

 moves out of the way.

 

 

Nik Cain: Nobody home for Reno that time.

 

 

Darian Blaze punches Jay Reno.

There are lots of chants for Darian Blaze.

Darian Blaze kicks Jay Reno.

Jay Reno hits Darian Blaze.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Jay Reno runs into the ropes.

Jay Reno misses with a shoulderblock.

Jay Reno hits Darian Blaze with a facebreaker.

Jay Reno goes for the Silencer, but Darian Blaze blocks it.

 

 

Nik Cain: Blaze saw the Silencer coming that time and was able to block it.

 

 

Jay Reno whips Darian Blaze into the ropes.

Jay Reno misses with a clothesline.

Jay Reno misses with a kick.

Jay Reno hits Darian Blaze with an elbow.

Jay Reno places Darian Blaze on the turnbuckle.

Jay Reno hits a top-rope Frankensteiner on Darian Blaze.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Reno only gets a one count!

 

 

Jay Reno nails Darian Blaze with the Swinging DDT.

Jay Reno takes Darian Blaze down with a dropkick to the knee.

Jay Reno throws Darian Blaze out of the ring.

Jay Reno goes through the ropes.

Jay Reno goes for a bulldog, but Darian Blaze throws him off.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  1.

Darian Blaze whips Jay Reno into the guardrail.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  2.

Jay Reno whips Darian Blaze into the guardrail.

Jay Reno sets up a table.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  3.

Jay Reno sets up Darian Blaze on the table.

Jay Reno executes a flying bodypress through the table.

The table is broken in half.

Jay Reno is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Through the table!

 

 

Jay Reno reenters the ring.

Darian Blaze follows him back in.

Jay Reno is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Jay Reno complains about a slow count.

Jay Reno goes for a facerake, but Darian Blaze blocks it.

Darian Blaze uses a dragon suplex on Jay Reno.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.

 

 

Nik Cain: Reno has to keep his temper in check or Blaze will make him pay for it.

 

 

Darian Blaze runs into the ropes.

Darian Blaze goes for a running diamond cutter, but Jay Reno blocks it.

Jay Reno whips Darian Blaze into the ropes, but Darian Blaze reverses it.

Jay Reno hits Darian Blaze with a kick.

Jay Reno runs into the ropes.

Darian Blaze hits Jay Reno with a clothesline.

Darian Blaze punches Jay Reno.

The crowd is really behind Darian Blaze.

Darian Blaze punches Jay Reno.

There are lots of chants for Darian Blaze.

Darian Blaze kicks Jay Reno.

Darian Blaze leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Darian Blaze sets up the chair.

Darian Blaze takes Jay Reno down with an Exploder suplex onto the chair.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Shoulder up!

 

 

Darian Blaze takes Jay Reno down with falling reverse DDT.

The crowd is really behind Darian Blaze.

Darian Blaze whips Jay Reno into the ropes.

Jay Reno takes Darian Blaze down with a facebreaker.

Jay Reno goes for the Silencer, but Darian Blaze blocks it.

Jay Reno hits a backbreaker on Darian Blaze.

Jay Reno runs into the ropes.

Darian Blaze hits Jay Reno with a kick.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin removes the chair from the ring.

Darian Blaze whips Jay Reno into the ropes.

Darian Blaze takes Jay Reno down with a superkick.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness! Darian Blaze almost tore Jay Reno’s head clean off!

 

 

Darian Blaze hits Jay Reno with a shoulder lift into a flapjack.

Darian Blaze has the crowd going wild.

Darian Blaze whips Jay Reno into the turnbuckle, but Jay Reno reverses it.

Darian Blaze comes back, but is met with a clothesline.

Jay Reno uses a jumping side kick on Darian Blaze.

Jay Reno is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: So close!

 

 

Jay Reno takes Darian Blaze down with a dropkick to the knee.

Jay Reno executes a backbreaker on Darian Blaze.

Numerous fans are using Jay Reno for target practice.

Jay Reno tells the crowd to be silent.

The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

Jay Reno executes the Silencer on Darian Blaze.

Numerous fans are using Jay Reno for target practice.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Another Silencer on Blaze! This should be it!

 

 

Jay Reno goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, Lauren Washington puts Darian Blaze's

foot on the rope.

 

 

Kevin Cole: No! Lauren Washington put Blaze’s foot on the rope!

 

 

(At this point Jay Reno gets in Jeff Davis’ Evil Twin’s face about letting Lauren Washington put Blaze’s foot on the rope. As the two are arguing, Monarch steps over the guardrail and hops up on the apron. He has a nightstick in his hand but holds it in a way so that his forearm obscures the weapon. Blaze has staggered to his feet and, seeing Monarch, walks over to him. Monarch swings with a left hook, driving the butt of the nightstick right into Blaze’s temple. Blaze staggers back and Monarch drops back to the floor.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Monarch just hit Blaze in the side of the head with that nightstick! Blaze didn’t see it coming!

 

 

Jay Reno hits a dropkick to the face on Darian Blaze.

Jay Reno hits Darian Blaze with a facebreaker.

Jay Reno executes the Silencer on Darian Blaze.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A third Silencer!

 

 

Jay Reno goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.

Darian Blaze complains about a fast count.

The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

 

The winner is Jay Reno. Time of match: 0:08:50

 

 

Kevin Cole: And Reno gets the win!

 

 

(As the bell rings, Monarch slides into the ring, picks Blaze up, and hurls him into the corner. He then proceeds to relentlessly assault him with forearm shots using the nightstick. He hits him about a dozen times and blood pours freely from his mouth, nose, and above his right eye. Monarch grabs Blaze by the back of the head and shoves him down to the mat. He waits for Blaze to struggle up to all fours before laying a boot into his ribs. He does this repeatedly while shouting, “get up and fight me, bitch” and other similar taunts. Finally he lets Blaze get to his feet, now holding the nightstick like a club. He measures him up and just waits for him to turn. As soon as he turns to face Monarch, Monarch blasts him in the head with the nightstick, sending his now-limp body crashing to the canvas. He holds his arms out as he stands over the body of Darian Blaze, shouts insults at Lauren Washington, and seems to truly enjoy every boo and every piece of garbage hurled his way.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness! Blaze has been brutally beaten by Monarch! Medical personal are rushing to the ring but Monarch doesn’t seem the least bit concerned by his reprehensible behavior!

 

Nik Cain: Being bad ain’t just about doing bad things; it’s about doing bad things and not feeling bad about doing them.

 

Kevin Cole: Well, up next, Monarch’s partner in crime, Samson, will challenge The Messenger for the Television Title!

 

Nik Cain: Samson is no stranger to gold, but he is a stranger to The Messenger. The two have never faced off, to the best of my knowledge. This should be an interesting one.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

It is for the FCW Television Title.

 

Introducing first...

Fighting out of Queensbridge, New York City...

Weighing in at 224 pounds...

 

"The Hardest Working Man in Wresting" Samson

 

His opponent...

Hailing from parts unknown...

Weighing in at 272 pounds...

 

The FCW Television Champion...

The Messenger

 

 

Samson attacks The Messenger before the bell.

Samson goes for a jumping DDT, but The Messenger throws him off.

 

 

Nik Cain: Samson, unsuccessful in his attempt at getting the jump on the Messenger.

 

 

The Messenger whips Samson into the ropes.

Samson misses with a clothesline.

Samson nails The Messenger with an Asai moonsault.

Samson is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Samson takes The Messenger down with a DDT.

Samson is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a DDT!

 

 

Samson whips The Messenger into the ropes.

Samson hits The Messenger with an elbow.

Samson nails The Messenger with a Japanese armdrag takedown.

Samson runs into the ropes.

Samson goes for a clothesline, but The Messenger ducks out of the way.

The Messenger kicks Samson.

The Messenger chops Samson.

The crowd is starting to get behind The Messenger.

The Messenger takes Samson down with a tiger suplex.

Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.

The Messenger goes for a tilt-a-whirl gutbuster, but Samson blocks it.

Samson goes for a clothesline, but The Messenger counters it with

an armbar submission.

 

 

Nik Cain: Nice counter. Maybe this Messenger guy knows a few more wrestling holds and counters than he’s let on.

 

 

Samson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

The Messenger hits gutwrench power bomb on Samson.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

The Messenger goes for a head and arm suplex, but Samson blocks it.

Samson goes for an inverted Swinging DDT, but The Messenger blocks it.

The Messenger takes Samson down with a series of punches to the stomach.

 

 

Nik Cain: Those body shots make it very hard for a guy to catch his breath.

 

 

The Messenger whips Samson into the ropes, but Samson reverses it.

Samson takes The Messenger down with a Frankensteiner.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Samson leaves the ring.

He returns with a stapler.

Samson takes a swing at The Messenger with the stapler, but he

 gets out of the way.

The Messenger snatches the stapler from him.

The Messenger hits him with the stapler.

There are lots of chants for The Messenger.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness!

 

 

The Messenger throws Samson out of the ring.

The Messenger goes through the ropes.

The Messenger executes a short lariat on Samson.

Blackie McGee counts:  1.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

The Messenger whips Samson into the guardrail.

The Messenger whips Samson into the guardrail.

The Messenger executes a German suplex on Samson.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Did you just see the way Samson’s head bounced off the concrete!

 

Nik Cain: He just hit his head so hard I think his mother felt it.

 

 

Blackie McGee counts:  2.

The Messenger reenters the ring.

Samson follows him back in.

The Messenger nails Samson with the Emerald Erosion.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Kick out!

 

 

The Messenger goes for a Canadian backbreaker, but Samson blocks it.

Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.

Samson throws The Messenger out of the ring.

Samson goes through the ropes.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Blackie McGee counts:  1.

Samson goes for a clothesline, but The Messenger counters it with a hiptoss.

Blackie McGee counts:  2.

The Messenger hits Samson with a belly-to-belly suplex.

Blackie McGee counts:  3.

The Messenger knocks Samson into the ringsteps.

The crowd is really behind The Messenger.

The Messenger nails Samson with a jack-knife power bomb.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Big power bomb on the concrete floor!

 

Nik Cain: I think Samson made a big mistake taking this match back out to the floor. 

 

 

Blackie McGee counts:  4.

The Messenger bows his head in prayer.

There are lots of chants for The Messenger.

The Messenger goes for a tiger suplex, but Samson blocks it.

Blackie McGee counts:  5.

Samson is handed the barbed wire steel chair.

Samson hits him with the barbed wire steel chair.

Quite a few boos are audible.

The Messenger is busted wide open.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a shot! The Messenger has been busted wide open!

 

 

Samson knocks The Messenger into the ringpost.

Samson sets up a table.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

The Messenger reenters the ring.

Samson follows him back in.

Samson goes for an armbar submission, but The Messenger blocks it.

The Messenger runs into the ropes.

Samson hits The Messenger with an elbow.

Samson hits The Messenger with a jumping DDT.

Samson is going for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: No! No! The Messenger kicked out just in time! We were so close to having a new champion!

 

 

Samson gives him a legdrop, but The Messenger only stares at him.

The Messenger hits Samson with a short lariat.

The Messenger executes the Message on Samson.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.

The crowd is cheering on The Messenger.

 

The winner is The Messenger. Time of match: 0:09:32

 

 

Kevin Cole: He got him! The Messenger connected with the Message to retain the title.

 

Nik Cain: The Message just ain’t a move you’re gonna see a lot of people get up after.

 

Kevin Cole: Very true! We have got to take one last break but, when we return, it’s a number one contenders match between the Crusaders and the Nightmare Express! Stay tuned!

 

 

(Commercials)

 

 

Kevin Cole: We are back! Let’s get right back to the ring for our main event as the Nightmare Express take on the Crusaders with a shot at the World Tag Titles hanging in the balance! 

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a no-DQ-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

At a total combined weight of 538 pounds...

 

The Crusaders

 

Their opponents...

Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...

At a total combined weight of 514 pounds...

 

The Nightmare Express

 

 

They lock up.

The Paladin hits a powerslam on Dream Warrior.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

The Paladin complains about a slow count.

The Paladin hits a flying clothesline on Dream Warrior.

A small "The Paladin" chant is being started.

The Paladin goes for a Hotshot, but Dream Warrior counters it with a Thesz press

Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.

Dream Warrior tags out to Bad Dreams.

Bad Dreams hits The Paladin with the Sky High.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Bad Dreams tags out to Dream Warrior.

The Paladin tags out to Chris White.

Chris White goes for a spinebuster slam, but Dream Warrior counters it with

a swinging neckbreaker.

The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.

Dream Warrior uses an overhead head and arm suplex on Chris White.

Dream Warrior is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Dream Warrior tags out to Bad Dreams.

 

 

Nik Cain: We’re seeing some quick tags so far. I don’t think there is any doubt that, as impressive as the Crusaders have been thus far, the Nightmare Express are about as well oiled a tag team machine as you’ll ever find.

 

 

Bad Dreams and Dream Warrior whip Chris White into the ropes.

They hit Chris White with a double backdrop.

Bad Dreams and Dream Warrior whip Chris White into the ropes.

They hit Chris White with a double fist to the midsection.

Dream Warrior leaves the ring.

Bad Dreams executes an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Chris White.

Bad Dreams is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Bad Dreams runs into the ropes.

Bad Dreams nails Chris White with a flying forearm.

Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.

Bad Dreams throws Chris White out of the ring.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Dreams tosses White out to the floor!

 

 

Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, four, Chris White reenters the ring.

Bad Dreams goes for a wheelbarrow suplex, but Chris White counters it with

a bulldog.

A portion of the crowd is booing Chris White.

Chris White locks Bad Dreams in a stomach claw.

Bad Dreams tries to escape the hold.

 

 

Nik Cain: This is just sad.

 

 

Bad Dreams tries to fight the pain.

Bad Dreams tries to escape the hold.

Chris White lets go after 32 seconds.

Chris White nails Bad Dreams with a hurracanrana.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Chris White throws Bad Dreams out of the ring.

Chris White goes through the ropes.

Chris White goes for a Tombstone, but Bad Dreams counters it with an elbowsmash.

Bad Dreams throws Chris White back into the ring.

Bad Dreams tags out to Dream Warrior.

The Paladin enters the ring and lays out Bad Dreams.

A small "The Paladin" chant is being started.

The Paladin leaves the ring.

Dream Warrior uses the Rocker Dropper on Chris White.

Dream Warrior throws a fireball at the front row fans.

Dream Warrior is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Dream Warrior catches Chris White in a bow-and-arrow Dragon Sleeper.

 

 

Nik Cain: Now that’s a submission maneuver.

 

 

Dream Warrior lets go after 12 seconds.

Dream Warrior uses an Asai leg lariat on Chris White.

Bad Dreams enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Dream Warrior and Bad Dreams whip Chris White into the ropes.

They hit Chris White with a double backdrop.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Big back body drop!

 

 

Dream Warrior and Bad Dreams whip Chris White into the ropes.

They hit Chris White with a double kick to the midsection.

Dream Warrior and Bad Dreams whip Chris White into the ropes.

They hit Chris White with a double kick to the midsection.

Bad Dreams leaves the ring.

Dream Warrior hits a flying bulldog on Chris White.

Dream Warrior goes for a German suplex, but Chris White counters it with

an elbowsmash.

The Paladin enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Bad Dreams enters the ring, but gets cut off.

Chris White and The Paladin hit Dream Warrior with a double DDT.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Double DDT!

 

 

Bad Dreams gets back up, but gets cut off.

Chris White and The Paladin hit Dream Warrior with a double

elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.

The Paladin takes Dream Warrior down with a dropkick.

Chris White goes for the torture rack, but Dream Warrior blocks it.

The Paladin leaves the ring.

Dream Warrior places Chris White on the turnbuckle.

Dream Warrior takes Chris White down with a top-rope Splash Mountain.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Dream Warrior complains about a slow count.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Kick out!

 

Nik Cain: Warrior thought that was gonna be it but White is tougher than people give him credit for.

 

 

Dream Warrior tags out to Bad Dreams.

Dream Warrior takes Chris White down with a palm blow.

Bad Dreams goes for an inverted power bomb, but Chris White blocks it.

Dream Warrior leaves the ring.

Chris White whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.

Bad Dreams hits a flying forearm on Chris White.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, in the ropes...

 

 

Kevin Cole: In the ropes!

 

 

Bad Dreams hits Chris White with a koppo kick.

A portion of the crowd is booing Bad Dreams.

Dream Warrior enters the ring.

Bad Dreams lifts Chris White up.

Dream Warrior nails Chris White with the Insomnia From Hell and goes for

the pin.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Insomnia From Hell!

 

 

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, The Paladin doesn't make it in time... three.

A small "Dream Warrior" chant is being started.

 

The winners are The Nightmare Express. Time of match: 0:06:48

 

 

Kevin Cole: And The Paladin cannot make it in time! The Nightmare Express get the win!

 

Nik Cain: And that means they’ll get another crack at the gold when they challenge Brad Steel and Sambo for the World Tag Titles.

 

Kevin Cole: That match and plenty more coming your way next week on Full Contact TV! Until then, this is Kevin Cole for Nik Cain saying goodnight!

 

 

 

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