This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Jennifer Williams...

Hailing from Hollywood, California...

Weighing in at 242 pounds...

 

"V.I.P." Vincent I. Paige

 

His opponent...

From your local graveyard...

Weighing in at 264 pounds...

 

Sudden Death

 

 

Vincent I. Paige attacks Sudden Death before the bell.

Vincent I. Paige hits gutwrench power bomb on Sudden Death.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Vincent I. Paige gives him a DDT, but Sudden Death only stares at him.

Sudden Death goes for a bodyslam, but Vincent I. Paige counters it with

a facerake.

Vincent I. Paige punches Sudden Death.

The crowd is booing Vincent I. Paige.

Vincent I. Paige kicks Sudden Death.

Vincent I. Paige whips Sudden Death into the ropes.

Vincent I. Paige hits Sudden Death with a backdrop.

Vincent I. Paige whips Sudden Death into the ropes.

Sudden Death misses with an elbow.

Sudden Death nails Vincent I. Paige with a spinning heel kick.

There are lots of chants for Sudden Death.

Sudden Death goes for a headbutt, but Vincent I. Paige blocks it.

Vincent I. Paige hits Sudden Death.

Vincent I. Paige chops Sudden Death.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Vincent I. Paige hits Sudden Death with a Northern Lights suplex.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.

Vincent I. Paige whips Sudden Death into the turnbuckle.

Sudden Death comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.

Vincent I. Paige chops Sudden Death.

The crowd is booing Vincent I. Paige.

Vincent I. Paige chops Sudden Death.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Sudden Death chops Vincent I. Paige.

The crowd is really behind Sudden Death.

Vincent I. Paige kicks Sudden Death.

The crowd is booing Vincent I. Paige.

Vincent I. Paige takes Sudden Death down with a backbreaker.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Vincent I. Paige nails Sudden Death with gutwrench power bomb.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

Sudden Death hits an atomic drop on Vincent I. Paige.

The crowd is really behind Sudden Death.

Sudden Death takes Vincent I. Paige down with a clothesline from the top rope.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Vincent I. Paige begs off.

Sudden Death whips Vincent I. Paige into the ropes.

Sudden Death goes for a spinning heel kick, but Vincent I. Paige blocks it.

Vincent I. Paige gets a sleeperhold on Sudden Death.

Sudden Death is struggling to reach the ropes.

Sudden Death is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Sudden Death tries to escape the hold.

Sudden Death reaches the ropes after being trapped for 29 seconds.

Vincent I. Paige hits Sudden Death with a flying clothesline.

A fan at ringside badmouths Vincent I. Paige.

Vincent I. Paige is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Vincent I. Paige goes for a headscissors submission, but Sudden Death blocks it.

Sudden Death goes for a hiptoss, but Vincent I. Paige counters it with

a backslide.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Vincent I. Paige uses a Death Valley Driver on Sudden Death.

Vincent I. Paige puts Sudden Death in a sleeperhold.

Sudden Death is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Sudden Death tries to escape the hold.

Sudden Death tries to fight the pain.

Vincent I. Paige lets go after 22 seconds.

Vincent I. Paige whips Sudden Death into the ropes, but Sudden Death

 reverses it.

Sudden Death misses with a clothesline.

Vincent I. Paige nails Sudden Death with a swinging neckbreaker.

Vincent I. Paige goes for the God Damn I'm Good, but Sudden Death

 counters it with a back elbow.

Sudden Death takes Vincent I. Paige down with a headbutt.

Sudden Death throws Vincent I. Paige out of the ring.

Sudden Death goes through the ropes.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  1.

Sudden Death whips Vincent I. Paige into the guardrail.

Sudden Death reenters the ring.

Vincent I. Paige follows him back in.

Sudden Death whips Vincent I. Paige into the ropes.

Vincent I. Paige hits Sudden Death with a kick.

Vincent I. Paige executes a Northern Lights suplex on Sudden Death.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Vincent I. Paige complains about a slow count.

Vincent I. Paige gives him a belly-to-belly suplex, but Sudden Death

 doesn't even care.

Vincent I. Paige gives him a piledriver, but Sudden Death doesn't even care.

Sudden Death hits Vincent I. Paige with a tightrope armbreaker.

The crowd is really behind Sudden Death.

Sudden Death executes the Premature Burial on Vincent I. Paige.

The crowd is really behind Sudden Death.

Sudden Death goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Sudden Death hits Vincent I. Paige with a headbutt.

Sudden Death whips Vincent I. Paige into the turnbuckle.

Sudden Death charges into the corner, but Vincent I. Paige moves out of the way.

Vincent I. Paige takes Sudden Death down with a vertical suplex.

Vincent I. Paige throws Sudden Death out of the ring.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, four, five, Sudden Death

 reenters the ring.

Vincent I. Paige attempts to place Sudden Death on the turnbuckle, but

Sudden Death blocks it.

Vincent I. Paige executes a superkick on Sudden Death.

Vincent I. Paige nails Sudden Death with a piledriver.

The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

Sudden Death lights a skull on fire and hits his opponent with it.

Sudden Death is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

He goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.

The crowd is really behind Sudden Death.

 

 

The winner is Sudden Death. Time of match: 0:06:30

 

 

 

(“New Breed” by Fear Factory signals the start of another Full Contact TV. The standard intro runs. As the FCTV intro fades, the arena falls black with a single green spotlight on the ring. As soon as the crowd's roar begins to fade "Moneytalks" by AC/DC rips through the air. Through the curtain march six security guards, dressed in SWAT apparel. With three men on each side standing guard, their boss appears. Dressed in a black three-piece suit with his hair pulled neatly back in a ponytail is Hazard. Pandora is at his side in a stunning little red number. He looks side to side and motions for the security guards to follow him to the ring. He takes his place in center ring amidst the green spotlight and gives instructions to the six guards. One guard at each ring post, two stand in the ring with him. He calls for the house mic as the music dies down.)

Hazard: Well hello out there in TV Land. I would assume this isn't a side of me you thought you'd ever see in a wrestling ring. Too often I'm dismissed as an uber-violent, thick headed, reckless man with little to no taste for the finer things in life. But winning titles virtually nonstop for the last six and a half years eventually adds up to a nice amount of cash in the bank. Unlike most idiots in this business that burn their paychecks on hookers and fancy cars that they can get drunk and total within a week and a half, I've saved my money. I've been driving the same Dodge Durango for the last four years. This suit is the first new one I've bought this year. So what, pray tell, have I done with my money? Something a few of the inbred in the crowd should look into-I invested it.

(Hazard pauses to drink in the negative reaction of the crowd before
continuing.)


You see I skipped out on the dot-com revolution. I stuck with CD's and
Mutual Funds. A couple of nice insurance policies that matured quickly,
bonds, stocks in companies that are guaranteed to do well and a few tips
from not quite insiders. And on April 16th, I sat down with my financial
advisor here (Hazard gives a quick glance to Pandora, who is smiling like the Cheshire Cat) and I took an account of where I stand. Properties bought and sold, sound investments, matured policies here and there...what did it all come down to? More than enough to buy and sell any of you simps on the black market in South America, more than enough
money to buy enough dentures and partials to make up for your complete lack of dental hygiene two times over. As of midnight on April 16th, my personal worth stood at 17.3 million dollars....and rising. You can boo all you want, but that doesn't change the fact that I'm worth more money than any of you will ever see in a lifetime, now does it? So I did the smart thing. I re-invested a nice chunk of that change, and then
I...shall we say...diversified my income. You see The Fortune 500's worst nightmare just came true. I've gone corporate.


The initial staff has been hired by yours truly, the CEO of Devil's Dance, Inc. These six men that you see were my first acquisitions at Pandora's advice. And my drop dead gorgeous Chief Finance Manager got them all at what you might call a bargain. But as nice as it is having someone watching over my multimillion dollar body twenty four hours a day, I thought it might be nice to take this sports entertainment company a step further. So without any further delay, let me introduce to you my Head of Personnel, the first active hiree of Devil's Dance Inc....The Midnight Idol, Jakob Shane.

("Still" by The Geto Boys thumps it's way through the arena as a huge black man swaggers through the curtain. Dressed in Sean Jean jeans and Wolverine boots, an open Sean Jean denim vest, and a pair of black Ray-Bans, the man makes his way to the ring where he flashes a perfect smile and stands next to Hazard.)

Hazard: This man is as close as you're going to find to physical perfection in this industry. He's bigger, stronger, and faster than anyone that is going to be stupid enough to get in his way. He's my second in command. And I'm not just going to do all the talking for him. You'll be hearing from him plenty in the days and weeks to come. And he's only the first. He's leading the charge. Who's next on the list? You wouldn't believe me if I told you. It's a new era here in FCW. And one thing you're all going to learn, courtesy of myself, Mr. Shane, and the future additions to Devil's Dance, Inc.... Money talks. Everything else walks.

(Hazard shakes hands with Jakob Shane and they exit, escorted through the curtain by the six security guards as Moneytalks by AC/DC cranks back up.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Welcome fans to another addition of Full Contact Television! It looks like we’ve started the show off with a major announcement from Hazard!

 

Nik Cain: I’d say so. Haz ain’t the type to half ass anything. Whatever he’s got in mind is going to be big.

 

Kevin Cole: I do not doubt it. But let’s get to our first match of the evening, which pits The Paladin against Mike Sanders!

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Alex DiGiacomo...

Hailing from Atlanta, GA...

Weighing in at 215 pounds...

 

"Above Average" Mike Sanders

 

His opponent...

Fighting out of the U.S.A....

Weighing in at 309 pounds...

 

The Paladin

 

 

They lock up.

The Paladin goes for a Hotshot, but Mike Sanders counters it with a lariat.

In turn, The Paladin counters it with an armbar submission.

Mike Sanders is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Mike Sanders reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

The Paladin goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Mike Sanders blocks it.

Mike Sanders goes for spinning headscissors, but The Paladin throws him off.

 

 

Nik Cain: Sanders is giving up a lot of weight to The Paladin.

 

 

The Paladin hits Mike Sanders with a short clothesline.

The Paladin executes the American Dream on Mike Sanders.

Mike Sanders is struggling to reach the ropes.

Mike Sanders tries to fight the pain.

Mike Sanders submits after 30 seconds.

The crowd is really behind The Paladin.

 

The winner is The Paladin. Time of match: 0:01:14

 

 

Kevin Cole: And this one is already over, thanks to The Paladin’s American Dream!

 

Nik Cain: Welcome to FCW, Mike Sanders. The guy has undeniable potential but I think he came in taking the competition way to lightly and paid for it.

 

Kevin Cole: Perhaps. Up next...

 

 

(“Smoke on the Water” blasts over the PA. James Crawford has kept a rather low profile in recent weeks but, this week, he makes his way to the ring with purpose, with Masked Fat Guy #2 by his side. He wastes little time getting to the point once in the ring.)

 

James Crawford: Evenkiel, get your ass out here.

 

(At this point we see Masked Fat Guy #3 walk through the curtain, less than gently nudging Evenkiel along.)

 

James Crawford: Fine you as I see fit? I don’t your permission to do that. You seem to have things backwards. You work for me, not the other way around. And, yes, you’ll be fined a hundred thousand dollars, which means you’ll be working for me for free for a few months. But what I can do to you goes a lot further than that. For starters, I could remove you from that title match next week. But I’m not going to. No, I’m quite content to see what Scourge and Payne will do to you in that ring. But, make no mistake about it; you’ve crossed a line with me you really are going to wish you hadn’t.

 

(Evenkiel obviously doesn’t seem to take this threat all that seriously. He turns to walk away, only to be gorilla pressed by Masked Fat Guy #3 with ease. MFG #3 then casually walks to the edge of the ramp and simply lets Evenkiel go.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord! Evenkiel may be seriously hurt!

 

Nik Cain: I don’t think we’ll be that lucky.

 

 

(“Smoke on the Water” plays again as FCW’s owner/president walks to the back, casually as if nothing had happened.)

 

 

Nik Cain: I really don’t think Evenkiel has any concept of just how miserable Crawford could make his life. Hell, just ask Brad Steel.

 

Kevin Cole: Steel did torment him for months, but it paid off for him.

 

Nik Cain: Steel’s attitude never paid off for him; it was his hard work that paid off.

 

Kevin Cole: In any case, our next match will be Jake Page taking on Samson.

 

Nik Cain: Two very technically sound wrestlers. This should be a good match.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Angela, Scarlet, Ravyn and Charlotte...

From Las Vegas, Nevada...

Weighing in at 269 pounds...

 

"All The Rage" Jake Page

 

His opponent...

Fighting out of Queensbridge, New York City...

Weighing in at 224 pounds...

 

"The Hardest Working Man in Wresting" Samson

 

 

They lock up.

Samson executes a dropkick on Jake Page.

Samson executes a frog splash on Jake Page.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Samson gets a near fall very early in this match up!

 

 

Samson nails Jake Page with a Japanese armdrag takedown.

Samson whips Jake Page into the ropes, but Jake Page reverses it.

Jake Page executes the Raging ClymaXXX on Samson.

Samson is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Samson tries to escape the hold.

Samson breaks the hold after 26 seconds.

Samson takes Jake Page down with a superkick.

 

 

Nik Cain: Samson broke out of the Ragin ClymaXXX and leveled Page with a kick to the jaw.

 

 

Samson leaves the ring.

He returns with a toilet seat.

Samson hits him with the toilet seat.

Samson is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Samson runs into the ropes.

Samson hits Jake Page with a shoulderblock.

Samson attempts to place Jake Page on the turnbuckle, but Jake Page blocks it.

Samson kicks Jake Page.

A portion of the crowd is booing Samson.

Samson punches Jake Page.

A portion of the crowd is booing Samson.

Jake Page hits Samson.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Jake Page.

Jake Page chops Samson.

Jake Page goes for flying ass press, but Samson blocks it.

Samson executes the Swinging DDT on Jake Page.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Samson.

Samson hits a chop on Jake Page.

Samson whips Jake Page into the ropes, but Jake Page reverses it.

Jake Page gets an armbar submission on Samson.

Samson is struggling to reach the ropes.

 

 

Nik Cain: Both of these guys bring a lot to the table and can beat you a variety of ways.

 

 

Samson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.

Jake Page gets a swinging full nelson on Samson.

Samson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.

Jake Page chops Samson.

Jake Page seemingly enjoys the boos.

Jake Page hits Samson.

Jake Page is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

Jake Page chops Samson.

Jake Page is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

Jake Page nails Samson with a running lariat.

Jake Page uses a missile dropkick on Samson.

Jake Page seemingly enjoys the boos.

Jake Page runs into the ropes.

Jake Page executes the Panty Raid on Samson.

Jake Page goes for a series of kicks, but Samson blocks it.

Samson whips Jake Page into the ropes.

Jake Page executes the Raging ClymaXXX on Samson.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Page has Samson locked in the Raging ClymaXXX again!

 

 

Samson is struggling to reach the ropes.

Samson breaks the hold after 15 seconds.

 

 

Kevin Cole: And again Samson breaks the hold!

 

 

Samson puts Jake Page in an armbar submission.

Jake Page reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Samson leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Samson sets up the chair.

Samson hits Jake Page with a DDT onto the chair.

Samson acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

 

 

Kevin Cole: DDT onto the chair!

 

 

Samson locks Jake Page in an armbar submission.

Jake Page reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.

Samson hits him with a toilet seat.

Samson goes for a Boston crab, but Jake Page blocks it.

Jake Page takes Samson down with the Rocker Dropper.

Jake Page hits Samson with a DDT.

Jake Page executes Shattered Dreams on Samson.

Jake Page seemingly enjoys the boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh...dear...lord!

 

 

Jake Page gives him a springboard dropkick, but Samson doesn't even care.

Samson takes a swing at Jake Page with the toilet seat, but he

 gets out of the way.

Jake Page snatches the toilet seat from him.

Jake Page hits him with the toilet seat.

Jake Page acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Jake Page whips Samson into the ropes.

Jake Page hits Samson with a clothesline.

Samson falls out of the ring.

Jake Page jumps onto him with a plancha.

 

 

Nik Cain: Page showing that he isn’t shy about going airborne either.

 

 

Jake Page sets up a table.

Jake Page whips Samson into the guardrail.

Jake Page whips Samson into the guardrail.

Jake Page goes for a series of kicks, but Samson blocks it.

Samson sets up Jake Page on the table.

Samson executes a DDT through the table.

The table didn't break.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!

 

Nik Cain: That had to hurt.

 

 

Samson hits Jake Page with a Northern Lights suplex.

Samson reenters the ring.

Jake Page follows him back in.

Samson hits Jake Page with a superkick.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Samson.

Samson throws Jake Page out of the ring.

Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Jake Page

 reenters the ring.

Samson takes Jake Page down with a low blow.

Samson goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Jake Page blocks it.

Samson takes the barbed wire steel chair and uses it on him.

Samson is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord! That was sick!

 

 

He goes for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Samson goes for an armbar submission, but Jake Page blocks it.

Jake Page executes an elbowsmash on Samson.

Jake Page gives him a Gorilla Press, but Samson only stares at him.

Jake Page executes a brain buster on Samson.

Jake Page seemingly enjoys the boos.

 

 

Nik Cain: Samson shook off that gorilla press slam, but he damn sure felt that brain buster.

 

 

Jake Page runs into the ropes.

Samson misses with a clothesline.

Samson executes a punch on Jake Page.

Samson nails Jake Page with a low blow.

Samson attempts to place Jake Page on the turnbuckle, but Jake Page blocks it.

Samson attempts to place Jake Page on the turnbuckle, but Jake Page blocks it.

Samson goes for a superkick, but Jake Page counters it with a legsweep.

Jake Page runs into the ropes.

Samson hits Jake Page with a kick.

Samson goes for a springboard moonsault, but Jake Page rolls out of the way.

Jake Page nails Samson with flying ass press.

Jake Page is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

Jake Page locks Samson in a Texas Cloverleaf.

Samson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.

Jake Page throws Samson out of the ring.

Jake Page goes through the ropes.

Jake Page sets up Samson on the table.

Jake Page executes a flying kneedrop through the table.

The table is broken in half.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Page drives Samson through the table!

 

 

Jake Page goes for a standing dropkick, but Samson side-steps and Jake Page

 only hits air.

Samson hits a tornado DDT on Jake Page.

Ravyn comes from behind, but Samson nails Ravyn.

Jake Page executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Samson.

Jake Page is handed Gary Coleman.

Jake Page hits him with the Coleman.

 

 

Nik Cain: Is Coleman actually on the payroll yet?

 

 

Jake Page whips Samson into the guardrail.

Dick Palmer counts:  1.

Dick Palmer counts:  2.

Jake Page reenters the ring.

Samson follows him back in.

Samson brings the Coleman into the ring.

Samson uses a spinebuster on Jake Page.

Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.

Samson hits Jake Page with a flying legdrop.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Samson goes for a springboard moonsault, but Jake Page rolls out of the way.

Jake Page is going for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: So close!

 

Nik Cain: A rare mistake by Samson almost cost him the match.

 

 

Jake Page takes Samson down with a jumping DDT.

Jake Page hits him with the Coleman.

Dick Palmer throws the Coleman out of the ring.

Jake Page catches Samson in a Texas Cloverleaf.

Samson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Dick Palmer removes the chair from the ring.

Jake Page goes for the Panty Drop Elbow, but Samson rolls out of the way.

Samson is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Samson locks Jake Page in the Twisted Heat.

Jake Page reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Samson locked Page in the Twisted Heat!

 

Nik Cain: But he was way too close to the ropes when he did it.

 

 

Samson catches Jake Page in an armbar submission.

Jake Page reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Jake Page begs off.

Samson catches Jake Page in a camel clutch.

Jake Page is struggling to reach the ropes.

Jake Page reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.

Samson executes the Street Dreams on Jake Page.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Samson.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Street Dreams! Street Dreams!

 

 

Samson goes for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, Charlotte puts Jake Page's foot on the rope.

Samson hits a spinebuster on Jake Page.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, Ravyn distracts Dick Palmer.

 

 

Nik Cain: Page’s pussy posse, trademark pending, have managed to screw Samson twice, and he didn’t even get his pants off.

 

 

Samson hits a handspring elbow on Jake Page.

Samson is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Samson locks Jake Page in a Texas Cloverleaf.

There is no referee there to ask Jake Page.

Samson lets go after 14 seconds.

Dick Palmer is back on the job.

Samson runs into the ropes.

Samson goes for a backspin DDT, but Jake Page blocks it.

Jake Page runs into the ropes.

Jake Page hits Samson with a kick.

Jake Page executes the Raging ClymaXXX on Samson.

Samson tries to escape the hold.

Samson tries to fight the pain.

Samson submits after 12 seconds.

The cheers for Jake Page are drowning out the boos.

 

The winner is Jake Page. Time of match: 0:12:07

 

 

Kevin Cole: Samson submits! This one is over!

 

Nik Cain: Samson should have had this one but, as they say, a win is a win and this win goes to Jake Page.

 

Kevin Cole: Up next, Jay Reno takes on Onslaught!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Ded Ned...

From Chicago, Illinois...

Weighing in at 224 pounds...

 

"Kid Kaos" Jay Reno

 

His opponent...

Led to the ring by Fallen Angel...

Hailing from the dark side of the mind...

Weighing in at 245 pounds...

 

Onslaught

 

 

They lock up.

Onslaught whips Jay Reno into the ropes.

Onslaught goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Jay Reno ducks out of the way.

Jay Reno hits a hurracanrana on Onslaught.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Jay Reno tells the crowd to be silent.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Jay Reno.

 

 

Nik Cain: I was under the impression that they worst thing a crowd could do to a wrestler was give no reaction at all. I guess Jay Reno feels otherwise.

 

 

Jay Reno goes for the Swinging DDT, but Onslaught counters it with a low blow.

Onslaught goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Jay Reno counters it with a rana.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

Jay Reno hits a stungun on Onslaught.

Jay Reno is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Jay Reno attempts to place Onslaught on the turnbuckle, but Onslaught blocks it.

Jay Reno whips Onslaught into the ropes.

Jay Reno executes a facerake on Onslaught.

Jay Reno places Onslaught on the turnbuckle.

Jay Reno nails Onslaught with a top-rope Frankensteiner.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Jay Reno is taking the fight to Onslaught!

 

Nik Cain: And I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t impressed. But I ain’t counting Onslaught out, not by a long shot.

 

 

Jay Reno hits a facerake on Onslaught.

Jay Reno gives him a snap suplex, but Onslaught only stares at him.

Jay Reno gives him a backbreaker, but Onslaught doesn't budge.

Jay Reno begs off.

Onslaught throws Jay Reno out of the ring.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, Jay Reno reenters the ring.

Onslaught uses a Northern Lights bomb on Jay Reno.

Onslaught places Jay Reno on the turnbuckle.

Onslaught uses a top-rope power bomb on Jay Reno.

A portion of the crowd is booing Onslaught.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Top rope power bomb!

 

 

Onslaught attempts to place Jay Reno on the turnbuckle, but Jay Reno blocks it.

Onslaught executes Air Sabu on Jay Reno.

Onslaught acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Onslaught nails Jay Reno with a Cradle DDT.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Onslaught goes for the Sky High, but Jay Reno blocks it.

Jay Reno nails Onslaught with a backbreaker.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Jay Reno.

Jay Reno whips Onslaught into the turnbuckle.

Onslaught comes back and rocks Jay Reno with an elbow.

Onslaught attempts to place Jay Reno on the turnbuckle, but Jay Reno blocks it.

Onslaught goes for a Samoan Drop, but Jay Reno counters it with a sunset flip.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Jay Reno complains about a slow count.

Onslaught executes an inside cradle on Jay Reno.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Nik Cain: Reno is doing too well to lose because of that kind of stupidity. Ned really needs to teach this kid to keep his cool in the ring.

 

 

Onslaught whips Jay Reno into the ropes.

Jay Reno hits Onslaught with a facebreaker.

Jay Reno executes the Silencer on Onslaught.

Jay Reno is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Jay Reno goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, Fallen Angel puts Onslaught's

foot on the rope.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Reno hits the Silencer but Fallen Angel puts Onslaught’s foot on the rope!

 

 

Jay Reno hits Onslaught with a facerake.

Jay Reno uses a dropkick to the face on Onslaught.

Jay Reno hits Onslaught with a dropkick to the face.

Jay Reno is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Jay Reno executes a stungun on Onslaught.

A portion of the crowd is booing Jay Reno.

Jay Reno goes for a backbreaker, but Onslaught blocks it.

Onslaught punches Jay Reno.

Onslaught is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Onslaught punches Jay Reno.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Onslaught.

Onslaught hits Jay Reno.

Onslaught is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Onslaught whips Jay Reno into the ropes.

Jay Reno hits Onslaught with a facebreaker.

Jay Reno executes the Silencer on Onslaught.

Jay Reno is starting to get more cheers than boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Another Silencer on Onslaught!

 

 

Jay Reno goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...

 

 

Nik Cain: But this time it’s the ropes that save him.

 

 

Jay Reno takes Onslaught down with a stungun.

Jay Reno is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Jay Reno leaves the ring.

He returns with a fire extinguisher.

Jay Reno hits him with the fire extinguisher.

Jay Reno seemingly enjoys the boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a shot!

 

 

Jay Reno runs into the ropes.

Fallen Angel trips Jay Reno.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin threatens Onslaught with disqualification.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin warns Fallen Angel.

Jay Reno goes for a backbreaker, but Onslaught blocks it.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin is back on the job.

Onslaught executes a Tombstone on Jay Reno.

Onslaught whips Jay Reno into the turnbuckle.

Onslaught chops Jay Reno.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Onslaught.

Onslaught punches Jay Reno.

Jay Reno hits Onslaught.

The crowd seems to be rallying behind Jay Reno.

Jay Reno punches Onslaught.

Onslaught hits Jay Reno.

Onslaught is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Onslaught chops Jay Reno.

A portion of the crowd is booing Onslaught.

Onslaught executes a leaping swinging DDT on Jay Reno.

Onslaught executes the Mind Blast on Jay Reno.

Onslaught goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Kick out! Reno kicked out after the Mind Blast!

 

 

Onslaught executes a release tiger suplex on Jay Reno.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Onslaught hits Jay Reno with a Thunder Fire Power Bomb.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Jay Reno begs off.

Onslaught hits Jay Reno with a spinning power bomb.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, shoulder up.

Onslaught executes an overhead release suplex on Jay Reno.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Jay Reno will not stay down!

 

 

Onslaught hits Jay Reno.

Jay Reno hits Onslaught.

The crowd is wildly cheering Jay Reno with only a few scattered boos audible.

Jay Reno chops Onslaught.

The boos are resurfacing again.

Jay Reno whips Onslaught into the ropes, but Onslaught reverses it.

Onslaught hits Jay Reno with an elbow.

Onslaught goes for Air Sabu, but Jay Reno side-steps and Onslaught

 only hits air.

Jay Reno doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.

Jay Reno nails Onslaught with a facebreaker.

Jay Reno gives the sign for the Silencer.

Jay Reno goes for the Silencer, but Onslaught blocks it.

 

 

Nik Cain: Everyone in the arena, including Onslaught, saw that one coming a mile away.

 

 

Jay Reno places Onslaught on the turnbuckle.

Jay Reno uses a top-rope Frankensteiner on Onslaught.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Jay Reno nails Onslaught with a standing dropkick.

Jay Reno uses a Russian legsweep on Onslaught.

Jay Reno goes for guillotine legdrop, but Onslaught blocks it.

Onslaught hits Jay Reno.

Onslaught kicks Jay Reno.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Onslaught.

Onslaught punches Jay Reno.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Onslaught.

Onslaught whips Jay Reno into the ropes, but Jay Reno reverses it.

Onslaught hits Jay Reno with a clothesline.

Jay Reno falls out of the ring.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Onslaught sends Reno to the floor!

 

 

Onslaught goes through the ropes.

Onslaught is handed the folding chair.

Onslaught hits him with the folding chair.

Onslaught is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Jay Reno is busted wide open.

Onslaught goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Jay Reno counters it with a rana.

Jay Reno knocks Onslaught into the ringsteps.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Reno has been busted wide open!

 

Nik Cain: A chair shot from Onslaught has been known to have that effect on people.

 

 

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  1.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Jay Reno grabs a chair.

Jay Reno takes the chair.

Jay Reno nails Onslaught with a moonsault with the chair.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Moonsault with the chair!

 

 

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  2.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  3.

Jay Reno whips Onslaught into the guardrail.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  4.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  5.

Jay Reno reenters the ring.

Onslaught follows him back in.

Jay Reno executes the Silencer on Onslaught.

The boos are resurfacing again.

Jay Reno goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.

Jay Reno doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.

 

The winner is Jay Reno. Time of match: 0:10:18

 

 

Kevin Cole: He got him! Jay Reno has defeated Onslaught!

 

Nik Cain: It took three Silencers, but Jay Reno has just scored his biggest victory to date here in FCW.

 

Kevin Cole: We have got to take a break; stay tuned!

 

 

(Commercials)

 

 

Kevin Cole: We are back! Monarch and Hazard, falls count anywhere, is next!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout-match scheduled for one

 fall.

 

Introducing first...

Hailing from The Streets Of America...

Weighing in at 285 pounds...

 

"King of the Rotten" Monarch

 

His opponent...

Led to the ring by Pandora...

From Huntington, WV...

Weighing in at 239 pounds...

 

Hazard

 

 

They lock up.

Hazard goes for a right jab, but Monarch ducks out of the way.

Monarch uses a Gorilla Press on Hazard.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Lamar Lane comes to ringside.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What the heck is he doing down here?

 

Nik Cain: Oh I’m sure he’s just looking for one of his contact lenses.

 

 

Monarch hits an eye gouge on Hazard.

Monarch goes for falling reverse DDT, but Hazard blocks it.

Hazard whips Monarch into the ropes.

Monarch hits Hazard with a clothesline.

Monarch whips Hazard into the ropes.

Hazard hits Monarch with a clothesline.

Hazard nails Monarch with a superkick.

Hazard nails Monarch with a frog splash.

Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.

Hazard cracks his knuckles and grins.

A small "Hazard" chant is being started.

Hazard goes for a spear, but Monarch counters it with a kneelift.

Hazard goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Monarch counters it with a small package.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Monarch hits a spinning power bomb on Hazard.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Hazard barely kicks out!

 

Nik Cain: Hell, I don’t envy anyone on the receiving end of one of Monarch’s power bombs.

 

 

Monarch nails Hazard with a German suplex.

Monarch executes a German suplex on Hazard.

Monarch nails Hazard with a German suplex.

Monarch is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

Monarch shouts "Bow Before Monarch!"

Monarch is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

Monarch goes for a German suplex, but Hazard counters it with a backward kick.

Monarch nails Hazard with a fallaway slam.

Monarch hits Hazard with a powerslam.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Monarch complains about a slow count.

Monarch executes the Jackhammer on Hazard.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Monarch places Hazard on the turnbuckle.

Monarch hits a belly-to-back superplex on Hazard.

Monarch is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Suplex off the top! Monarch is all over Hazard!

 

Nik Cain: Monarch is relentless when he gets the upper hand, but Hazard has come back from worse.

 

 

Monarch uses a short lariat on Hazard.

Monarch pulls the tights.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Monarch takes Hazard down with a head and arm suplex.

Monarch nails Hazard with falling reverse DDT.

Monarch goes for a Lion Tamer, but Hazard kicks him off.

Hazard hits a Death Valley Driver on Monarch.

The crowd is cheering on Hazard.

Hazard whips Monarch into the ropes.

Monarch goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Hazard counters it with

a legsweep.

Hazard puts Monarch in a Lion Tamer.

 

 

Nik Cain: Hazard is gonna try and soften up Monarch’s neck and back. No doubt preparing it for the Flatscan.

 

 

Monarch is struggling to reach the ropes.

Monarch reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.

Hazard cracks his knuckles and grins.

There are lots of chants for Hazard.

Hazard nails Monarch with a piledriver.

There are lots of chants for Hazard.

Hazard throws Monarch out of the ring.

Hazard goes through the ropes.

Hazard sets up a table.

 

 

Nik Cain: It’s about damn time this falls count anywhere match actually went somewhere other than the ring.

 

 

Hazard whips Monarch into the guardrail.

Hazard nails Monarch with a left jab.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Hazard throws Monarch over the guardrail.

They're brawling behind the guardrail.

Hazard whips Monarch into the guardrail.

They're brawling behind the guardrail.

Hazard throws Monarch over the guardrail.

Hazard knocks Monarch into the ringsteps.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Hazard has taken control of this match up.

 

 

Hazard is handed a frying pan.

Hazard hits him with the frying pan.

Pandora comes from behind and distracts Monarch.

Hazard takes a swing at Monarch with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way.

Monarch snatches the frying pan from him.

Monarch hits him with the frying pan.

Monarch further incites the crowd.

Hazard is busted wide open.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Hazard has been busted wide open!

 

 

Hazard hits him with the frying pan.

The chants for Hazard are deafening.

Hazard whips Monarch into the guardrail.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Hazard throws Monarch over the guardrail.

Hazard nails Monarch with a snap suplex.

The chants for Hazard are deafening.

Hazard is handed a frying pan.

Hazard hits him with the frying pan.

The crowd is behind Hazard all the way.

Monarch is busted wide open.

They're brawling behind the guardrail.

 

 

Nik Cain: Looks like both men are bleeding now.

 

 

Hazard takes Monarch down with a series of headbutts to the head.

The chants for Hazard are deafening.

Hazard hits him with the frying pan.

The crowd is behind Hazard all the way.

They're brawling behind the guardrail.

Hazard goes for a spinebuster, but Monarch counters it with a kneelift.

They're brawling behind the guardrail.

Monarch throws Hazard over the guardrail.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Monarch throws Hazard over the guardrail.

They're brawling down the aisle.

Monarch uses a short lariat on Hazard.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, Pandora distracts Jeff Davis.

Monarch uses a low blow on Hazard.

Lamar Lane hits Monarch with a running diamond cutter.

A few fans are trying to get a shot in.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Lamar Lane...ruined...the match.

 

Nik Cain: Why the hell are you talking like that?

 

Kevin Cole: He’s big because he’s strong.

 

 

Hazard is going for the pin.

There is no referee to count.

Jeff Davis is back on the job.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Monarch gets his shoulder up just in time!

 

 

They're brawling down the aisle.

Pandora comes from behind, but Monarch nails Pandora.

They're brawling in the back of the arena.

Hazard goes for a right jab, but Monarch side-steps and Hazard only hits air.

Monarch is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

They're brawling up the arena stairway.

Monarch uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Hazard.

Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.

Monarch goes for a running power bomb, but Hazard counters it with

a small package.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.

The crowd is giving Hazard a standing ovation.

 

The winner is Hazard. Time of match: 0:07:54

 

 

Kevin Cole: Hazard got him!

 

Nik Cain: With a small package? I don’t think anyone expected this match to end with a small package.

 

Kevin Cole: We have tag team action next as Blood Shed take on the Goodfellas!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Deathwish...

At a total combined weight of 613 pounds...

 

Blood Shed

 

Their opponents...

At a total combined weight of 405 pounds...

 

The Goodfellas

 

 

They lock up.

Slaughter enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Nightwalker and Slaughter whip Tony Montana into the ropes.

They attempt to hit Tony Montana with a double fist to the midsection, but he

 counters it with a double clothesline.

Slaughter leaves the ring.

 

 

Nik Cain: Blood Shed was looking for an early advantage, but that didn’t happen.

 

 

Tony Montana runs into the ropes.

Tony Montana hits a clothesline on Nightwalker.

Tony Montana is going for the pin.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Tony Montana runs into the ropes.

Deathwish pulls down the top rope.

Robert Loggia calls for the DQ.

A few fans are cheering on Tony Montana.

 

The winners are The Goodfellas. Time of match: 0:00:26

 

 

Kevin Cole: Robert Loggia calls for the bell!

 

Nik Cain: Blood Shed, and Wish in particular, ain’t happy about this. But Loggia, who’s obviously learned his lesson, high tailed it out of there and hiding behind security before he could get his ass kicked again.

 

Kevin Cole: Why must you bring up that painful memory? Let’s just get to our next match, Explosion versus Sambo.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Fighting out of Loves Park, Illinois...

Weighing in at 247 pounds...

 

"The Star Player" Sambo

 

His opponent...

From St. Louis, Missouri...

Weighing in at 375 pounds...

 

Explosion

 

 

They lock up.

Explosion whips Sambo into the ropes.

Sambo hits Explosion with a kick.

Sambo tells the fans he is the star of the show.

A small "Sambo" chant is being started.

Sambo gives him a backspin DDT, but Explosion only stares at him.

Quite a few boos are audible.

 

 

Kevin Cole: That DDT had no effect on Explosion!

 

Nik Cain: He’s probably crying on the inside about it.

 

Kevin Cole: Oh would you stop? Isn’t a man allowed to show a little emotion?

 

Nik Cain: No, he’s not. Men are only allowed to be hungry, horny, tired, and pissed off. That’s it.

 

 

Sambo whips Explosion into the turnbuckle, but Explosion reverses it.

Sambo comes back, but is met with an elbow.

Explosion runs into the ropes.

Explosion nails Sambo with inverted chokeslam.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Explosion locks Sambo in a bearhug.

Sambo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.

Explosion hits a vertical suplex on Sambo.

Explosion goes for a running power bomb, but Sambo counters it with a backdrop.

Sambo tells the fans he is the star of the show.

The crowd is starting to get behind Sambo.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Sambo backdrops the near 400-pound Explosion!

 

 

Sambo goes for a splash from the second rope, but Explosion gets his knees up.

Sambo begs off.

Explosion goes for a ropeburn, but Sambo blocks it.

Sambo gets a cobra clutch on Explosion.

Explosion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Explosion goes for the Ace Crusher, but Sambo blocks it.

Sambo gives him a spinebuster slam, but Explosion doesn't even care.

Sambo hits Explosion with a jumping DDT.

Sambo gives him an elbowsmash, but Explosion doesn't budge.

Sambo takes Explosion down with a superkick.

 

 

Nik Cain: That elbow didn’t do much of anything, but the kick was enough to put the big man down.

 

Sambo tells the fans he is the star of the show.

A small "Sambo" chant is being started.

Sambo runs into the ropes.

Explosion hits Sambo with a clothesline.

Sambo falls out of the ring.

Explosion goes through the ropes.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a clothesline!

 

Nik Cain: Too bad it sent Sambo to the floor or he may have gotten the pin after that one.

 

 

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Robert Loggia counts:  1.

Robert Loggia counts:  2.

Explosion sets up a table.

Explosion sets up Sambo on the table.

Explosion tries to drive Sambo through the table with a brain buster, but he

blocks it.

Sambo whips Explosion into the guardrail.

Sambo reenters the ring.

Explosion follows him back in.

Sambo nails Explosion with a series of kicks to the midsection.

Sambo goes for a guillotine choke, but Explosion blocks it.

Explosion whips Sambo into the ropes.

Sambo gives him a flying clothesline, but Explosion doesn't budge.

Sambo executes a series of kicks to the midsection on Explosion.

Sambo goes for a guillotine choke, but Explosion blocks it.

Explosion whips Sambo into the ropes.

Sambo nails Explosion with a backspin DDT.

A small "Sambo" chant is being started.

Sambo runs into the ropes.

Sambo misses with a clothesline.

Explosion misses with a shoulderblock.

Explosion misses with a shoulderblock.

Explosion misses with an elbow.

Explosion hits a kick to the midsection on Sambo.

Explosion goes for a knee to the groin, but Sambo blocks it.

Sambo executes a springboard dropkick on Explosion.

Sambo nails Explosion with a T-Bone Suplex.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Sambo gives him an elbowsmash, but Explosion doesn't budge.

Sambo takes Explosion down with a backspin DDT.

Sambo tells the fans he is the star of the show.

A small "Sambo" chant is being started.

Sambo nails Explosion with a jumping DDT.

The crowd is starting to get behind Sambo.

Sambo puts Explosion in a front facelock.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Sambo is doing everything he can to beat Explosion!

 

Nik Cain: Well he hasn’t tried hitting him with brass knuckles yet, or better yet, a kitchen sink.

 

 

Explosion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Sambo runs into the ropes.

Explosion hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Sambo.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Explosion.

Explosion throws Sambo out of the ring.

Explosion goes through the ropes.

Explosion throws Sambo back into the ring.

Explosion goes for a backspin DDT, but Sambo blocks it.

Sambo hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Explosion.

Sambo gets a guillotine choke on Explosion.

Explosion tries to escape the hold.

Sambo lets go after 18 seconds.

Sambo leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Sambo sets up the chair.

Sambo nails Explosion with a faceslam onto the chair.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Face first right into that steel chair!

 

 

Sambo runs into the ropes.

Sambo misses with a clothesline.

Explosion misses with a kick.

Sambo hits a lariat on Explosion.

Sambo is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Sambo gives him a flying clothesline, but Explosion only stares at him.

Explosion goes for a kneebreaker, but Sambo counters it with an elbowsmash.

Sambo throws Explosion out of the ring.

Robert Loggia counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Explosion

 reenters the ring.

Sambo uses a faceslam on Explosion.

Sambo is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Robert Loggia removes the chair from the ring.

Sambo runs into the ropes.

Sambo executes a lariat on Explosion.

Sambo nails Explosion with a legsweep faceslam.

The crowd is cheering on Sambo.

Sambo executes the End Scene on Explosion.

 

 

Kevin Cole: End Scene! End Scene!

 

 

Explosion is struggling to reach the ropes.

Explosion tries to fight the pain.

Explosion is barely hanging in there.

Robert Loggia asks Explosion if he's had enough.

Explosion shakes his head.

Explosion summons one last burst of energy.

Robert Loggia checks Explosion's arm.

He lifts it... it stays up !

Explosion fights his way out of the hold after 37 seconds.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Explosion fights out of the hold!

 

Nik Cain: Maybe he ain’t turned into a total bitch after all.

 

 

Explosion throws Sambo out of the ring.

Explosion goes through the ropes.

Explosion hits Sambo with inverted chokeslam.

Robert Loggia counts:  1.

Explosion knocks Sambo into the ringsteps.

Robert Loggia counts:  2.

Explosion nails Sambo with a diving shoulderblock.

Robert Loggia counts:  3.

Explosion hits an Exploder suplex on Sambo.

Robert Loggia counts:  4.

Explosion reenters the ring.

Sambo follows him back in.

Explosion throws Sambo out of the ring.

Explosion goes through the ropes.

Explosion sets up Sambo on the table.

Explosion tries to drive Sambo through the table with a flying bodypress, but he

 moves out of the way.

The table is broken in half.

The chants for Sambo are deafening.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness!

 

 

Sambo goes for a superkick, but Explosion ducks out of the way.

Robert Loggia counts:  1.

Explosion reenters the ring.

Sambo follows him back in.

Explosion whips Sambo into the ropes.

Explosion hits Sambo with a backdrop.

Explosion is going for the pin.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Sambo begs off.

Explosion throws Sambo out of the ring.

Robert Loggia counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Sambo reenters the ring.

Explosion hits Sambo.

Explosion punches Sambo.

Explosion is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

Explosion punches Sambo.

A fan at ringside badmouths Explosion.

Explosion hits a backbreaker on Sambo.

A fan at ringside badmouths Explosion.

Explosion is going for the pin.

Robert Loggia counts: One, kickout.

Explosion takes Sambo down with a Tombstone.

Explosion is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

Explosion executes a knee to the groin on Sambo.

A fan at ringside badmouths Explosion.

Explosion whips Sambo into the ropes.

Explosion hits Sambo with a shoulderblock.

Explosion whips Sambo into the turnbuckle.

Explosion runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Sambo lifts his knee.

Sambo runs into the ropes.

Sambo uses a flying forearm on Explosion.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Sambo leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Sambo runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.

Sambo goes for a flying clothesline, but Explosion counters it with a powerslam.

Explosion goes for the Super Nova, but Sambo counters it with a backward kick.

 

 

Nik Cain: Explosion was looking for the Super Nova.

 

 

Sambo whips Explosion into the turnbuckle.

Sambo charges in with a lariat, but Explosion moves out of the way.

Explosion nails Sambo with a flying forearm.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Explosion hits Sambo with a front-layout suplex.

Explosion hits Sambo with a flying forearm.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Robert Loggia removes the chair from the ring.

Explosion hits Sambo with a double-axhandle chop.

Explosion is going for the pin.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Explosion goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Sambo counters it with a DDT.

In turn, Explosion counters it with a backdrop.

Explosion hits Sambo with a flying bodypress.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: So close!

 

 

Explosion runs into the ropes.

Explosion hits a flying forearm on Sambo.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Explosion goes for a choke slam, but Sambo counters it with an elbowsmash.

Sambo executes the End Scene on Explosion.

Explosion is writhing in pain.

Robert Loggia checks Explosion's arm.

He lifts it... it falls.

He lifts it... it stays up !

Explosion fights his way out of the hold after 18 seconds.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Explosion fights out of the End Scene again!

 

Nik Cain: You can see the frustration etched on Sambo’s face.

 

 

Explosion hits Sambo with a kick to the midsection.

Explosion goes for a backbreaker, but Sambo blocks it.

Sambo nails Explosion with a springboard dropkick.

The crowd erupts.

Sambo gives him a backspin DDT, but Explosion doesn't budge.

Sambo gives him a lariat, but Explosion doesn't even care.

Explosion whips Sambo into the ropes, but Sambo reverses it.

Explosion hits Sambo with a kick.

Explosion goes for a flying bodypress, but Sambo rolls out of the way.

Sambo gives him a kneedrop, but Explosion doesn't even care.

Explosion attempts to place Sambo on the turnbuckle, but Sambo blocks it.

Explosion whips Sambo into the turnbuckle, but Sambo reverses it.

Sambo runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Explosion lifts his knee.

Explosion runs into the ropes.

Sambo gives him a flying clothesline, but Explosion doesn't budge.

Sambo whips Explosion into the ropes, but Explosion reverses it.

Sambo and Explosion get hit with a double clothesline.

Sambo hits Explosion.

Sambo kicks Explosion.

The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sambo.

Sambo gives him a kick to the midsection, but Explosion doesn't budge.

Sambo gives him a flying forearm, but Explosion doesn't even care.

The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Sambo’s attacks don’t even seem to be having any effect whatsoever!

 

 

Sambo hits Explosion.

The crowd is going into a frenzy.

Sambo chops Explosion.

The crowd is giving Sambo a standing ovation.

Sambo chops Explosion.

Sambo throws Explosion out of the ring.

Robert Loggia counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,

Explosion reenters the ring.

Sambo goes for a backspin DDT, but Explosion blocks it.

Explosion executes a knee to the groin on Sambo.

The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

Explosion takes Sambo down with a Death Valley Driver.

Explosion hits Sambo with a backspin DDT.

The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

Explosion executes the Super Nova on Sambo.

The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Super Nova! Super Nova!

 

 

Explosion goes for the pin.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.

Explosion is being booed out of the building.

 

The winner is Explosion. Time of match: 0:16:06

 

 

Kevin Cole: And this one is over!

 

Nik Cain: Hard fought win for Explosion. I’ll give him credit; for all his moaning, he still came out here, gave it everything he had, and got the job done.

 

Kevin Cole: We’ve got to take another break but, when we return, the Television Title will be on the line! Don’t go away!

 

 

(Commercials)

 

 

Kevin Cole: We are back! Lamar Lane is set to challenge Oblivion for the Television Title so let’s get to the ring!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

It is for the FCW Television Title.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Robin, Morgan, Leah and Maya...

From Yo momma's bedroom...

Weighing in at 300 pounds...

 

"Quadruple L - Ladies Love" Lamar Lane

 

His opponent...

From A Theater Near You...

Weighing in at 225 pounds...

 

The FCW Television Champion...

"The eND Bringer" Oblivion

 

 

 

They lock up.

Oblivion whips Lamar Lane into the ropes.

Lamar Lane misses with a shoulderblock.

Oblivion hits Lamar Lane with the drop toe hold onto a chair.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Oblivion yells "Again! Again!"

A small "Oblivion" chant is being started.

Oblivion hits an inverted DDT on Lamar Lane.

Oblivion catches Lamar Lane in a dragon sleeper.

 

 

Nik Cain: Oblivion has the early advantage on Lane.

 

 

Lamar Lane reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Lamar Lane begs off.

Oblivion gives him a split legged moonsault, but Lamar Lane doesn't even care.

Lamar Lane goes for a Gorilla Press, but Oblivion blocks it.

Oblivion goes for the Spin Doctor, but Lamar Lane blocks it.

Lamar Lane hits Oblivion.

Lamar Lane punches Oblivion.

Lamar Lane is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Lamar Lane whips Oblivion into the ropes.

Lamar Lane misses with a clothesline.

Oblivion hits Lamar Lane with a clothesline.

Lamar Lane falls out of the ring.

Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Lamar Lane

 reenters the ring.

Oblivion nails Lamar Lane with rolling clothesline.

Oblivion hits Lamar Lane with a triple-jump moonsault.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Lamar Lane begs off.

Oblivion executes a series of kicks to the head on Lamar Lane.

The crowd is really behind Oblivion.

 

 

Nik Cain: Oblivion seems undeterred by Lane’s begging. Lane is by far the bigger of the two, but Oblivion has kept the pace of this match up very quick, which is to his obvious advantage.

 

 

Oblivion whips Lamar Lane into the ropes.

Oblivion misses with a kick.

Lamar Lane hits Oblivion with an elbow.

Lamar Lane runs into the ropes.

Oblivion hits Lamar Lane with a shoulderblock.

Oblivion runs into the ropes.

Oblivion hits Lamar Lane with a Yakuza kick.

Oblivion is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Oblivion yells "Again! Again!"

The crowd is really behind Oblivion.

Oblivion whips Lamar Lane into the ropes, but Lamar Lane reverses it.

Oblivion hits Lamar Lane with a clothesline.

Oblivion goes for a series of kicks to the head, but Lamar Lane blocks it.

Lamar Lane nails Oblivion with a Gorilla Press.

Lamar Lane uses the Atomic Wedgie on Oblivion.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!

 

Nik Cain: If Lane hadn’t been getting his ass kicked for most of this match so far, I’d say that was highly uncalled for. As is, its still slightly uncalled for.

 

 

Lamar Lane chops Oblivion.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Lamar Lane punches Oblivion.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Lamar Lane uses a sidewalk slam on Oblivion.

Lamar Lane goes for the Booty Call, but Oblivion counters it with

a small package.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Oblivion nails Lamar Lane with a tornado DDT.

There are lots of chants for Oblivion.

Oblivion uses a legsweep faceslam on Lamar Lane.

The crowd is really behind Oblivion.

Oblivion goes for a Yakuza kick, but Lamar Lane blocks it.

Lamar Lane hits Oblivion with a running powerslam.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A huge power slam from Lane! But Oblivion gets his shoulder up in time.

 

 

Lamar Lane goes for a series of bitchslaps, but Oblivion blocks it.

Lamar Lane begs off.

Oblivion executes a Yakuza kick on Lamar Lane.

Oblivion goes for an ax kick, but Lamar Lane blocks it.

Lamar Lane hits Oblivion with a combination of punches to the head.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Lamar Lane executes a full nelson slam on Oblivion.

Lamar Lane locks Oblivion in a test of strength.

Oblivion is struggling to reach the ropes.

 

 

Nik Cain: Leave it to Oblivion to actually agree to a test of strength with a man inches taller and nearly a hundred pounds heavier than him.

 

 

Oblivion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.

Lamar Lane attempts to place Oblivion on the turnbuckle, but Oblivion blocks it.

Lamar Lane hits a pimpin' powerbomb on Oblivion.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Lamar Lane whips Oblivion into the ropes.

Lamar Lane hits Oblivion with an elbow.

Lamar Lane hits an arm bite on Oblivion.

Lamar Lane executes a Gorilla Press on Oblivion.

Lamar Lane goes for the Atomic Wedgie, but Oblivion blocks it.

Oblivion executes a spinebuster bomb on Lamar Lane.

 

 

Nik Cain: Oblivion wasn’t about to be on the receiving end of another wedgie.

 

 

Oblivion throws Lamar Lane out of the ring.

Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Lamar Lane

 reenters the ring.

Oblivion goes for rolling clothesline, but Lamar Lane ducks out of the way.

Lamar Lane nails Oblivion with a jack-knife power bomb.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

Oblivion goes for a piledriver, but Lamar Lane blocks it.

Lamar Lane kicks Oblivion.

The crowd is booing Lamar Lane.

Oblivion kicks Lamar Lane.

The crowd is really behind Oblivion.

 

 

(Oblivion and Lamar Lane continue to fight when one of Lamar's escorts, Maya, begins to walk up the ring steps to interfere.  Suddenly, a commotion is heard from the crowd, as Sambo jumps out from the audience and sneaks up behind Maya, then pushes her face first into the ring post, dropping her off the ring apron and knocking her out. Sambo then jumps down, reaches into her dress, and pulls out Lamar's knux.)

Sambo:  These will fit nicely into my collection...

(Sambo puts the knux in his tights and sneaks back into the crowd to avoid detection from anyone in the ring.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Sambo just knocked out one of Lane’s valets! That is disgusting!

 

Nik Cain: What is her name?

 

Kevin Cole: How should I know?

 

Nik Cain: Now who’s being disgusting?

 

 

Oblivion hits Lamar Lane.

Lamar Lane hits Oblivion.

The crowd is booing Lamar Lane.

Lamar Lane uses a DDT on Oblivion.

Lamar Lane goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Oblivion blocks it.

Jeff Davis removes the chair from the ring.

Lamar Lane begs off.

Oblivion goes for a double arm DDT, but Lamar Lane counters it with a backdrop.

Lamar Lane places Oblivion on the turnbuckle.

Lamar Lane hits a superplex on Oblivion.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Suplex off the top rope!

 

 

Lamar Lane executes a combination of punches to the head on Oblivion.

Lamar Lane takes Oblivion down with the Viagra Driver.

Lamar Lane whips Oblivion into the ropes.

Oblivion goes for an ax kick, but Lamar Lane blocks it.

Lamar Lane nails Oblivion with a Dominator.

Lamar Lane gets a choke against the ropes on Oblivion.

Jeff Davis warns Lamar Lane to let go.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three, four.

Lamar Lane catches Oblivion in a test of strength.

Oblivion tries to escape the hold.

Oblivion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.

Lamar Lane gives the sign for the Booty Call.

Lamar Lane executes the Booty Call on Oblivion.

 

 

Nik Cain: Come on; say it. You know you want to.

 

Kevin Cole: ...Booty Call! Booty Call!

 

 

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.

The crowd is booing Lamar Lane.

 

The winner is Lamar Lane. Time of match: 0:08:01

 

 

Kevin Cole: New champion! Lamar Lane is the new Television Champion!

 

Nik Cain: Of course, he doesn’t actually have a title belt just yet, but that should be remedied the in upcoming days.

 

Kevin Cole: We’ve seen one title change; are we about to see another?

 

Nik Cain: Possibly. The Nightmare Express are three-time champions themselves but the Chamber have been very impressive in their recent title defenses.

 

Kevin Cole: The Chmaber are about to take on The Nightmare Express within the confines of a steel cage!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a cage-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled

for one fall.

It is for the FCW World Tag Titles.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...

At a total combined weight of 514 pounds...

 

The Nightmare Express

 

Their opponents...

Led to the ring by Eve and Dominique...

At a total combined weight of 627 pounds...

 

The FCW World Tag Champions...

The Chamber

 

 

They lock up.

Dream Warrior executes a DDT on Rinyth.

A small "Dream Warrior" chant is being started.

Dream Warrior is going for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Dream Warrior hits a flying headbutt on Rinyth.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Dream Warrior starts things off against the 400-pound Rinyth.

 

Nik Cain: And he doesn’t seem too intimidated by his opponent’s size either.

 

 

Dream Warrior goes for a palm blow, but Rinyth blocks it.

Rinyth hits a chop to the throat on Dream Warrior.

Jean enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Bad Dreams enters the ring and throws Jean out of the ring.

Bad Dreams leaves the ring.

Dream Warrior executes a flying cross body press on Rinyth.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Dream Warrior whips Rinyth into the ropes, but Rinyth reverses it.

Rinyth misses with a kick.

Rinyth goes for a short lariat, but Dream Warrior blocks it.

Dream Warrior runs into the ropes.

Dream Warrior uses an Asai leg lariat on Rinyth.

Dream Warrior locks Rinyth in a triangle choke.

Rinyth is valiantly trying to break the hold.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Dream Warrior is trying to choke Rinyth out!

 

 

Dream Warrior's shoulders are on the mat.

Blackie McGee counts: One, shoulder up.

Rinyth breaks the hold after 7 seconds.

Rinyth tags out to Jean.

Jean and Rinyth hit Dream Warrior with a double bodyslam.

Rinyth leaves the ring.

Jean runs into the ropes.

Jean misses with a kick.

Jean misses with a clothesline.

Jean hits Dream Warrior with a kick.

Jean hits a clothesline on Dream Warrior.

Jean hits a swinging neckbreaker on Dream Warrior.

The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.

Jean uses a spinning heel kick on Dream Warrior.

Jean nails Dream Warrior with a spear.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Rinyth makes the much-needed tag and Jean comes in like a house of fire!

 

Nik Cain: Maybe he tried the new 7 Layer Nachos.

 

 

Jean goes for a snap suplex, but Dream Warrior blocks it.

Bad Dreams enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Dream Warrior and Bad Dreams whip Jean into the ropes.

They hit Jean with a double backdrop.

Bad Dreams leaves the ring.

Dream Warrior takes Jean down with a hangman's power bomb.

The crowd is cheering on Dream Warrior.

Dream Warrior goes for the Bad Night's Sleep, but Jean counters it with

a vertical suplex.

Jean is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

 

 

Nik Cain: Warrior was looking for the Bad Night’s Sleep but came up empty.

 

 

Jean executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Dream Warrior.

Jean rakes Dream Warrior's face across the cage.

Dream Warrior is busted wide open.

Jean nails Dream Warrior with a missile dropkick.

Jean is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Dream Warrior has been busted wide open!

 

Nik Cain: Dream Warrior could use a tag.

 

 

Jean executes a scissor kick on Dream Warrior.

The crowd is cheering on Jean.

Jean hits Dream Warrior with a full nelson slam.

Jean is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Jean goes for a hurracanrana, but Dream Warrior counters it with a tiger driver.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Dream Warrior rakes Jean's face across the cage.

Bad Dreams enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Rinyth enters the ring, but gets cut off.

Dream Warrior and Bad Dreams whip Jean into the ropes.

They hit Jean with a double kick to the midsection.

Bad Dreams leaves the ring.

Dream Warrior executes a double underhook piledriver on Jean.

The crowd is cheering on Dream Warrior.

Dream Warrior goes for a Cradle DDT, but Jean blocks it.

Jean runs into the ropes.

Dream Warrior hits Jean with an elbow.

Dream Warrior whips Jean into the ropes, but Jean reverses it.

Dream Warrior hits Jean with a kick.

Dream Warrior throws a fireball at the front row fans.

Dream Warrior is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

 

 

Nik Cain: I still say Warrior would have more success if he aimed a few more of those at his opponents.

 

 

Dream Warrior grinds Jean's face across the cage.

Bad Dreams enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Rinyth enters the ring and lays out Bad Dreams.

Rinyth goes for a double arm DDT, but Dream Warrior blocks it.

Rinyth rolls out of the ring.

Dream Warrior and Bad Dreams hit Jean with a double DDT.

Dream Warrior hits Jean with a palm blow.

Dream Warrior punches Jean.

Dream Warrior is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Jean chops Dream Warrior.

Jean is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Jean punches Dream Warrior.

The crowd is really behind Jean.

Jean nails Dream Warrior with a kneelift.

Jean whips Dream Warrior into the turnbuckle.

Jean charges into the corner.

Jean punches Dream Warrior.

Jean is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Jean punches Dream Warrior.

Jean is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Jean uses a double underhook faceslam on Dream Warrior.

The crowd is cheering on Jean.

Jean runs into the ropes.

Jean goes for an Asai moonsault, but Dream Warrior side-steps and Jean

 only hits air.

Dream Warrior uses a springboard sitdown faceslam on Jean.

The crowd is cheering on Dream Warrior.

Dream Warrior tags out to Bad Dreams.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a move!

 

Nik Cain: And it’s enough to finally allow Warrior to tag in Dreams.

 

 

Rinyth enters the ring and lays out Dream Warrior.

The crowd is starting to get behind Rinyth.

Rinyth leaves the ring.

Jean takes Bad Dreams down with a flying forearm.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Jean tags out to Rinyth.

Dream Warrior enters the ring, but gets cut off.

Jean takes Bad Dreams down with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.

Rinyth places Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle.

Rinyth nails Bad Dreams with a top-rope choke slam.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness! Top rope choke slam!

 

 

Jean leaves the ring.

Rinyth attempts to place Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle, but Bad Dreams blocks it.

Rinyth scrapes Bad Dreams' face across the cage.

Rinyth uses a gutbuster on Bad Dreams.

A small "Rinyth" chant is being started.

Rinyth hits a vertical suplex bomb on Bad Dreams.

Rinyth runs into the ropes.

Rinyth hits Bad Dreams with a kick.

Rinyth hits a short lariat on Bad Dreams.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Rinyth uses a reverse Death Valley Driver on Bad Dreams.

A small "Rinyth" chant is being started.

 

 

Nik Cain: Rinyth is using his size and strength to overpower Dreams. Dreams needs to find a way to get the big man off his feet.

 

 

Rinyth whips Bad Dreams into the ropes, but Bad Dreams reverses it.

Bad Dreams goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Rinyth side-steps and Bad Dreams

 only hits air.

Jean enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Jean goes for a pumphandle slam, but Bad Dreams blocks it.

Jean leaves the ring.

Rinyth uses a fisherman buster on Bad Dreams.

The crowd is starting to get behind Rinyth.

Rinyth is going for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Rinyth nails Bad Dreams with a dropkick.

 

 

Nik Cain: Did I just see that guy do a dropkick?

 

Kevin Cole: Yes, I believe you did.

 

 

Jean enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Jean hits a snap suplex on Bad Dreams.

Rinyth nails Bad Dreams with a clothesline from the top rope.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Rinyth and Jean hit Bad Dreams with a double flying axhandle.

Dream Warrior enters the ring and lays out Jean.

Dream Warrior nails Rinyth with a jumping DDT.

Bad Dreams nails Rinyth with a flying sitdown splash.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Nik Cain: Shades of the Thespian Express that time.

 

 

Dream Warrior leaves the ring.

Bad Dreams takes Rinyth down with a leg lariat.

Bad Dreams is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Bad Dreams nails Rinyth with a palm blow.

Bad Dreams chops Rinyth.

The crowd is booing Bad Dreams.

Bad Dreams hits Rinyth.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Bad Dreams runs into the ropes.

Bad Dreams hits a palm blow on Rinyth.

Bad Dreams hits an enzuigiri to the face on Rinyth.

Bad Dreams is going for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Bad Dreams uses a flying forearm on Rinyth.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Bad Dreams goes for a Russian legsweep, but Rinyth counters it with

an elbowsmash.

Rinyth tags out to Jean.

Jean and Rinyth whip Bad Dreams into the ropes.

They hit Bad Dreams with a double kick to the midsection.

Rinyth nails Bad Dreams with a big boot.

Rinyth leaves the ring.

Bad Dreams runs into the ropes.

Jean executes a chop on Bad Dreams.

Jean executes the Cry of Souls on Bad Dreams.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Cry of Souls!

 

 

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.

Jean has the crowd going wild.

 

The winners are The Chamber. Time of match: 0:10:45

 

 

Kevin Cole: Jean gets the pin! The Chamber retain their titles!

 

Nik Cain: Beating the Nightmare Express is no small feat. Anyone who didn’t take this team seriously before has to now.

 

Kevin Cole: Up next, the two top contenders to the World Title go at it as Mark Payne takes on Evenkiel!

 

Nik Cain: Who knows what kind of condition Evenkiel is in after being dropped off the ramp earlier tonight.

 

Kevin Cole: Could you try not smiling when you say that?

 

Nik Cain: I could try, but I’d fail.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

From Toronto, Ontario...

Weighing in at 245 pounds...

 

Evenkiel

 

His opponent...

Led to the ring by Rhapsody...

From Allentown, Pennsylvania...

Weighing in at 269 pounds...

 

"The Blonde Bastard" Mark Payne

 

 

They lock up.

Evenkiel hits Mark Payne.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Evenkiel and a few others cheering him.

Evenkiel kicks Mark Payne.

Evenkiel hits Mark Payne with a vertical suplex.

Evenkiel whips Mark Payne into the ropes.

Mark Payne misses with a clothesline.

Mark Payne hits Evenkiel with a clothesline.

Evenkiel falls out of the ring.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Payne sends Evenkiel to the floor.

 

 

Mark Payne goes through the ropes.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Evenkiel whips Mark Payne into the guardrail.

Evenkiel throws Mark Payne back into the ring.

Evenkiel nails Mark Payne with a Russian legsweep.

Evenkiel goes for a surfboard, but Mark Payne blocks it.

Mark Payne executes the Running Forearm Smash on Evenkiel.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Mark Payne catches Evenkiel in a guillotine choke.

Evenkiel is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Evenkiel is valiantly trying to break the hold.

 

 

Nik Cain: The lights might be going out on Evenkiel.

 

 

Evenkiel is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Evenkiel tries to fight the pain.

Mark Payne lets go after 21 seconds.

Evenkiel begs off.

Mark Payne nails Evenkiel with a front facelock into a diamond cutter.

Blackie McGee counts: One, shoulder up.

Mark Payne hits Evenkiel.

Mark Payne is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Mark Payne chops Evenkiel.

Mark Payne is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Mark Payne hits a low blow on Evenkiel.

Mark Payne hits the drop toe hold onto a chair on Evenkiel.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Face first into the steel!

 

 

Blackie McGee counts: One, shoulder up.

Mark Payne goes for a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker, but Evenkiel

 counters it with a sunset flip.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Mark Payne gets a guillotine choke on Evenkiel.

Evenkiel breaks the hold after 7 seconds.

Evenkiel uses a low blow on Mark Payne.

Evenkiel takes Mark Payne down with a bodyslam.

Mark Payne uses a German suplex on Evenkiel.

Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.

Blackie McGee counts: One, Mark Payne lifts a shoulder, two, kickout.

Mark Payne gets a crossleg suspended deathlock on Evenkiel.

Evenkiel tries to escape the hold.

Evenkiel tries to fight the pain.

Mark Payne lets go after 13 seconds.

Mark Payne throws Evenkiel out of the ring.

Mark Payne goes through the ropes.

Mark Payne uses a spinning power bomb on Evenkiel.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Big power bomb on the exposed concrete!

 

Nik Cain: Evenkiel’s had a lot of unpleasant run ins with concrete tonight, hasn’t he.

 

 

Mark Payne sets up a table.

Mark Payne uses a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker on Evenkiel.

Blackie McGee counts:  1.

Mark Payne reenters the ring.

Evenkiel follows him back in.

Mark Payne is going for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Evenkiel begs off.

Mark Payne gives the sign for the Moment of Clarity.

 

 

Nik Cain: Looks like Payne is preparing to end this one.

 

 

Mark Payne executes the Moment of Clarity on Evenkiel.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.

All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.

 

The winner is Mark Payne. Time of match: 0:03:55

 

 

Kevin Cole: Payne gets the pin!

 

 

(No sooner does the bell ring than Oblivion leaps the guardrail, lead pipe in hand, and slides into the ring behind Payne. He hits Payne in the back with the pipe, dropping him to his knees. He then swings upward with the pipe, connecting with Payne’s jaw, sending him backward and into unconsciousness.

 

Evenkiel is just now beginning to recover from the Moment of Clarity. Oblivion, seeing this, runs across the ring and nails him with a running somersault leg drop. He quickly slides out of the ring and fishes underneath for something. He produces a gas can, which he brings back into the ring. He wastes no time emptying its contents onto a dazed Evenkiel, who becomes somewhat more alert as he smells the gas fumes. Oblivion produces a book of matches.

 

Evenkiel is frozen with fear, knowing any attempt to run would be too risky. Oblivion strikes a match, seemingly turning Evenkiel’s worst fear into reality. But Oblivion just stands there smiling, letting the match burn all the way down to his fingers, thus extinguishing it. Without a word, Oblivion leaves the ring as suddenly as he had entered it and exits through the crowd, leaving Payne out cold and Evenkiel covered in gasoline.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oblivion is a twisted human being!

 

Nik Cain: Like that’s news. He’s sent a message here tonight. I’m not sure I know what that message was supposed to be, but he sure did send it.

 

Kevin Cole: We have got to take a break! When we return, Scion and Jeff Miller will team up to take on Brad Steel and Cedric Donahue!    

 

 

(Commercials)

 

 

Kevin Cole: We are back! Let’s get right to the main event!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Michael Cross and The Dream Coach...

At a total combined weight of 523 pounds...

 

"Elite" Cedric Donahue and Brad Steel

 

Their opponents...

Led to the ring by Adrienne...

At a total combined weight of 465 pounds...

 

Scion and "Hell's Messenger" Jeff Miller

 

 

They lock up.

Jeff Miller whips Brad Steel into the ropes.

Brad Steel hits Jeff Miller with a clothesline.

Brad Steel executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Jeff Miller.

Brad Steel leaves the ring.

He returns with the magic eight ball.

Brad Steel hits him with the magic eight ball.

The crowd is cheering on Brad Steel.

Jeff Miller is busted wide open.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Steel has busted Miller open!

 

Nik Cain: Steel and Donahue may have an edge here, having teamed up once or twice before.

 

 

Brad Steel whips Jeff Miller into the ropes.

Brad Steel hits Jeff Miller with a shoulderblock.

Brad Steel hits him with the magic eight ball.

Brad Steel nails Jeff Miller with a backbreaker.

Brad Steel throws Jeff Miller out of the ring.

Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Jeff Miller

 reenters the ring.

Brad Steel hits Jeff Miller.

Jeff Miller kicks Brad Steel.

Jeff Miller is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Jeff Miller hits Brad Steel.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Brad Steel punches Jeff Miller.

Brad Steel kicks Jeff Miller.

The crowd is really behind Brad Steel.

Brad Steel tags out to Cedric Donahue.

Cedric Donahue places Jeff Miller on the turnbuckle.

Cedric Donahue executes a top-rope power bomb on Jeff Miller.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Top rope power bomb!

 

Nik Cain: Looks like Steel and Donahue will try isolating Miller and, so far, they have been successful.

 

 

Cedric Donahue kicks Jeff Miller.

Cedric Donahue kicks Jeff Miller.

The crowd is cheering on Cedric Donahue.

Cedric Donahue chops Jeff Miller.

Cedric Donahue catches Jeff Miller in an achilles tendon hold.

Jeff Miller is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Jeff Miller is struggling to reach the ropes.

Jeff Miller reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.

Cedric Donahue whips Jeff Miller into the turnbuckle, but Jeff Miller

 reverses it.

Cedric Donahue comes back and rocks Jeff Miller with a clothesline.

Cedric Donahue takes Jeff Miller down with a T-Bone Suplex.

Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.

Cedric Donahue nails Jeff Miller with a clothesline from the top rope.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Cedric Donahue whips Jeff Miller into the ropes, but Jeff Miller reverses it.

Jeff Miller misses with a kick.

Cedric Donahue hits Jeff Miller with a kick.

Cedric Donahue nails Jeff Miller with a tiger driver.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Cedric Donahue runs into the ropes.

Jeff Miller hits Cedric Donahue with a shoulderblock.

Jeff Miller runs into the ropes.

Jeff Miller nails Cedric Donahue with a jumping elbow thrust.

Jeff Miller leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Jeff Miller sets up the chair.

Jeff Miller goes for a DDT, but Cedric Donahue counters it with a low blow.

 

 

Nik Cain: Miller was looking to DDT Donahue onto the steel chair. But Donahue found an easy way to avoid that.

 

 

Cedric Donahue tags out to Brad Steel.

Scion enters the ring and throws Cedric Donahue out of the ring.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Scion leaves the ring.

Jeff Miller goes for a dragon suplex, but Brad Steel counters it with

a go-behind.

Brad Steel nails Jeff Miller with a back suplex.

Brad Steel is going for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Brad Steel executes a jumping elbow thrust on Jeff Miller.

Cedric Donahue enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Scion enters the ring, but gets cut off.

Brad Steel and Cedric Donahue whip Jeff Miller into the ropes.

They hit Jeff Miller with a double kick to the midsection.

Cedric Donahue leaves the ring.

Brad Steel takes Jeff Miller down with a vertical suplex.

Brad Steel hits a bridging back suplex on Jeff Miller.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, Scion doesn't make it in time... three.

Brad Steel has the crowd going wild.

 

The winners are Cedric Donahue and Brad Steel. Time of match: 0:04:08

 

 

Kevin Cole: That’s it! This one is already over!

 

Nik Cain: This tag match turned into a handicapped match and Scion looks less than pleased about not getting any ring time at all.

 

Kevin Cole: Be that as it may, it will go down as a win for Steel and Donahue. We are out of time but be sure to tune in again next week. Until then, this is Kevin Cole for Nik Cain saying goodnight!

 

 

 

 

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