a(Scene opens to Tony Montana waiting in the parking lot. A brand new 2001 Ford Expedition comes pulling in. Gotti jumps out of the passenger side while Samson is getting out of the drivers side. Samson is holding his TV Title and walks past the two men shaking his head in disbelief.)

Tony: Do you got them man?

Gotti: Of course! I could never fail on such a brilliant plan of ours.

Tony: Good! I talked to this guy holding a cup asking for change outside, and thought he had some vital information of the whereabouts of the Thespians and Ganz and Sexton. Plus he smelled like sour milk.

Gotti: OH MY GOD! All these years I have known you and you go and do the most cleaver thing ever. Homeless people know everything except directions to the unemployment office. So where are they?

Tony: He said Thespians would be at the buffet in the cafeteria and Ganz and Sexton would probably be in the room with the rest of LoS, which doesn't make much sense.

Gotti: I guess we can go out on a limb and look there. If not they has to be a KKK meeting somewhere tonight.

Tony: Now let me see our little surprises.

(As Gotti opens the backdoor the scene fades to black. Then “New Breed” by Fear Factory begins to play, signaling the start of the FCTV intro. When it ends we cut directly to the announce table where both Kevin Cole and Nik Cain are seated. )

 

 

Kevin Cole: Welcome to Full Contact TV! We’ve got a heck of a show lined up. But, before we even get to that, what could The Goodfellas possibly have in store for the Thespians and the LoS?

 

Nik Cain: I don’t know but would not be surprised if a couple horse heads were involved.

 

Kevin Cole: We have a big main event tonight.

 

Nik Cain: Yeah, that match was made personally by the president and, from what I’ve heard, none of the participants are all that thrilled about it, but most of the fans can’t wait to see it.

 

Kevin Cole: They’ll have to wait just a little bit longer. We’re starting the show off with Young Gotti, who is taking on Fire.

 

Nik Cain: I imagine Fire will have no problems hitting this guy. He’s attitudes about women are enough to make me seem like a sensitive guy, and that is pretty damn bad.  

 

 

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Weighing in at 195 pounds...

 

Young Gotti

 

His opponent...

Fighting out of El Paso, Texas...

Weighing in at 120 pounds...

 

Fire

 

 

They lock up.

Young Gotti hits a double underhook suplex on Fire.

Young Gotti whips Fire into the ropes.

Young Gotti hits Fire with flying headscissors.

Young Gotti whips Fire into the ropes.

Fire hits Young Gotti with a shoulderblock.

Fire is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Fire whips Young Gotti into the ropes, but Young Gotti reverses it.

Fire hits Young Gotti with a shoulderblock.

Fire whips Young Gotti into the ropes.

Fire misses with a shoulderblock.

Fire hits Young Gotti with an elbow.

Fire runs into the ropes.

Young Gotti and Fire get hit with a double clothesline.

Young Gotti goes for a piledriver, but Fire counters it with a backdrop.

Fire places Young Gotti on the turnbuckle.

Fire takes Young Gotti down with a top-rope Frankensteiner.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Fire almost got him after that top rope move!

 

Nik Cain: Gotti’s back and neck may hurt tomorrow but I bet he’ll say it was worth it to have her legs wrapped around him.

 

 

Fire hits Young Gotti.

Fire is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Young Gotti kicks Fire.

Fire kicks Young Gotti.

Fire hits Young Gotti.

Fire whips Young Gotti into the ropes.

Young Gotti hits Fire with a kick.

Young Gotti nails Fire with a running power bomb.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Running power bomb! But Fire is out in two.

 

 

Young Gotti whips Fire into the ropes.

Young Gotti misses with a clothesline.

Fire hits Young Gotti with a kick.

Fire runs into the ropes.

Fire hits Young Gotti with a kick.

Fire goes for hurracanrana, but Young Gotti blocks it.

Young Gotti goes for rolling clothesline, but Fire ducks out of the way.

Fire throws Young Gotti out of the ring.

Fire goes for a ringpost somersault plancha, but Young Gotti

 moves out of the way.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness!

 

Nik Cain: Fire landed hard on the concrete after going for a risky move that nobody was home for.

 

 

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Fire executes a tornado DDT on Young Gotti.

Fire reenters the ring.

Young Gotti follows her back in.

Young Gotti brings the table into the ring.

Young Gotti goes for an armbar submission, but Fire blocks it.

Fire goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Young Gotti side-steps and Fire

 only hits air.

Young Gotti leaves the ring.

He returns with the ring bell.

Young Gotti leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Young Gotti runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.

Young Gotti takes Fire down with an Arabian Facebuster.

Young Gotti hits her with the ring bell.

You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Young Gotti.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Gotti hitting her with everything but the kitchen sink!

 

Nik Cain: Perhaps he wants to keep that in tact so he can make the bitch wash his dishes later.

 

 

Young Gotti throws Fire out of the ring.

Young Gotti goes for a corkscrew plancha, but Fire moves out of the way.

Young Gotti is out cold.

Fire sets up Young Gotti on the table.

Fire tries to drive Young Gotti through the table with a flying bulldog, but he

moves out of the way.

The table is broken in half.

You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Young Gotti.

Young Gotti sets up the chair.

Young Gotti nails Fire with a brain buster onto the chair.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Gotti just sent Fire through a table and followed it up with a brain buster onto a steel chair!

 

 

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  1.

Young Gotti reenters the ring.

Fire follows him back in.

Young Gotti is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Young Gotti goes for an enzuigiri, but Fire ducks out of the way.

Fire goes for springboard hurricanranna, but Young Gotti side-steps and Fire

 only hits air.

Young Gotti goes for a split legged moonsault, but Fire gets his knees up.

Fire takes Young Gotti down with a dropkick to the knee.

Fire is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Fire uses a series of kicks on Young Gotti.

Fire goes for a Cradle DDT, but Young Gotti blocks it.

Young Gotti hits a running power bomb on Fire.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Young Gotti executes a kick to the groin on Fire.

 

 

Nik Cain: What the hell was he thinking there?

 

 

Young Gotti goes for a fisherman suplex, but Fire blocks it.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin removes the chair from the ring.

Fire executes falling reverse DDT on Young Gotti.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Fire hits Young Gotti with a knifehand chop.

Fire uses a flying bulldog on Young Gotti.

Fire whips Young Gotti into the ropes.

Young Gotti takes Fire down with an Asai moonsault.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Young Gotti uses a twisting moonsault on Fire.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Picture perfect twisting moonsault by Gotti, but he can only get a two count.

 

Nik Cain: Both of the Goodfellas are very talented when it comes to high flying. They are still very green in the ring and can be very dangerous, not only to opponents but, to themselves as well sometimes.

 

 

Young Gotti leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Young Gotti runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.

Young Gotti executes headbutt to the groin on Fire.

 

 

Nik Cain: Okay, I know exactly what he was thinking that time. Sometimes in live you’ve gotta stop and smell the roses.

 

 

Young Gotti throws Fire out of the ring.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, four, five, Fire

 reenters the ring.

Young Gotti takes Fire down with a German suplex.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Young Gotti goes for a split legged moonsault, but Fire gets his knees up.

Fire goes for springboard hurricanranna, but Young Gotti side-steps and Fire

 only hits air.

Young Gotti goes for springboard hurricanranna, but Fire side-steps and

Young Gotti only hits air.

Fire hits Young Gotti with a knifehand chop.

Fire hits Young Gotti with hurracanrana.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Fire goes for a bulldog, but Young Gotti throws her off.

Young Gotti sets up the chair.

Young Gotti hits a brain buster onto the chair on Fire.

A few fans are cheering on Young Gotti.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Another vicious brain buster onto a chair!

 

 

Young Gotti whips Fire into the ropes.

Fire misses with a clothesline.

Young Gotti hits Fire with a kick.

Young Gotti hits Fire with a punch.

Young Gotti executes a kick to the midsection on Fire.

Young Gotti runs into the ropes.

Young Gotti misses with an elbow.

Fire misses with a clothesline.

Young Gotti goes for an Asai moonsault, but Fire counters it with a Tombstone.

Fire hits a floatover DDT on Young Gotti.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Fire whips Young Gotti into the ropes, but Young Gotti reverses it.

Fire hits Young Gotti with a kick.

Fire whips Young Gotti into the ropes.

Young Gotti goes for an Asai moonsault, but Fire counters it with a Tombstone.

Quite a few boos are audible.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Excellent counter!

 

Nik Cain: All misogynist humor aside, the bitch can wrestle. No doubt about it.

 

 

Fire runs into the ropes.

Young Gotti hits Fire with a kick.

Young Gotti executes a shooting star press on Fire.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Young Gotti executes the Mob Mentality on Fire.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.

There are lots of chants for Young Gotti.

 

The winner is Young Gotti. Time of match: 0:08:06

 

 

Kevin Cole: Mob Mentality! Gotti scores a win in his singles debut!

 

Nik Cain: That win is nice and all, but he and his partner better get their acts together cuz they got a shot a tag team gold a week from tonight.

 

Kevin Cole: Next up, Oblivion squares off against The Great Milenko.

 

Nik Cain: Milenko looked good in his debut. This should be an interesting match, Oblivion being well versed in kickboxing and Milenko having studied a number of martial arts disciplines.

 

Kevin Cole: Let’s get to the ring!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Hailing from parts unknown...

Weighing in at 231 pounds...

 

The Great Milenko

 

His opponent...

From A Theater Near You...

Weighing in at 225 pounds...

 

"The eND Bringer" Oblivion

 

 

They lock up.

Oblivion hits a spinebuster slam on The Great Milenko.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Oblivion nails The Great Milenko with a kick to the groin.

Oblivion hits a dropkick to the groin on The Great Milenko.

A few fans are cheering on Oblivion.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!

 

Nik Cain: Oblivion going downstairs a couple times early.

 

 

Oblivion is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Oblivion leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Oblivion runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.

Oblivion nails The Great Milenko with an inverted DDT.

Oblivion goes for a DDT, but The Great Milenko counters it with a backdrop.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin removes the chair from the ring.

The Great Milenko hits a spinwheel kick to the back of the head on Oblivion.

The Great Milenko uses the Liger Bomb on Oblivion.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A nice kick followed by a power bomb gets Milenko a one count.

 

 

The Great Milenko goes for a German suplex, but Oblivion counters it with

an elbowsmash.

Oblivion executes a snap suplex on The Great Milenko.

Oblivion runs into the ropes.

The Great Milenko hits Oblivion with a backdrop.

Oblivion falls out of the ring.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, four, five, Oblivion

 reenters the ring.

The Great Milenko takes Oblivion down with the Running Forearm Smash.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

The Great Milenko complains about a slow count.

Oblivion hits an inside cradle on The Great Milenko.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Oblivion hits The Great Milenko with a Yakuza kick.

Oblivion yells "Again! Again!".

A small "Oblivion" chant is being started.

Oblivion leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Oblivion sets up the chair.

Oblivion nails The Great Milenko with the Spin Doctor onto the chair.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oblivion drove Milenko’s face right into that chair with force but Milenko is out in two.

 

 

Oblivion attempts to place The Great Milenko on the turnbuckle, but

The Great Milenko blocks it.

Oblivion hits a legsweep faceslam on The Great Milenko.

Oblivion yells "Again! Again!".

You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Oblivion.

Oblivion puts The Great Milenko in a double armbar submission.

The Great Milenko reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.

Oblivion whips The Great Milenko into the ropes, but The Great Milenko

 reverses it.

The Great Milenko misses with a kick.

The Great Milenko goes for a spinning thrust kick, but Oblivion blocks it.

Oblivion uses a double arm DDT on The Great Milenko.

A small "Oblivion" chant is being started.

Oblivion goes for the eND, but The Great Milenko counters it with

a punch to the midsection.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oblivion went for the eND but Milenko quickly avoided it.

 

Nik Cain: I’m guessing that Milenko has watched a few tapes of his opponent, enough to know that double arm DDT is often Oblivion’s set up to his finisher.

 

 

The Great Milenko whips Oblivion into the ropes, but Oblivion reverses it.

Oblivion and The Great Milenko get hit with a double clothesline.

Oblivion goes for a snap suplex, but The Great Milenko blocks it.

The Great Milenko goes for the Swinging DDT, but Oblivion throws him off.

Oblivion nails The Great Milenko with a spinebuster slam.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Oblivion uses a moonsault on The Great Milenko.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Oblivion takes The Great Milenko down with a standing moonsault.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A pair of moonsaults for a pair of two counts. But Milenko still has something left!

 

 

Oblivion runs into the ropes.

Oblivion hits The Great Milenko with a kick.

Oblivion hits a split legged moonsault on The Great Milenko.

A small "Oblivion" chant is being started.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin removes the chair from the ring.

Oblivion goes for a split legged moonsault, but The Great Milenko

 rolls out of the way.

 

 

Nik Cain: Oblivion went to the well one to many times. Milenko will try to capitalize.

 

 

The Great Milenko is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Oblivion uses a spin kick to the back of the head on The Great Milenko.

Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Oblivion uses a kick to the groin on The Great Milenko.

Oblivion goes for a Frankensteiner, but The Great Milenko counters it with

a power bomb.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

The crowd is starting to get behind The Great Milenko.

The Great Milenko hits a fisherman buster on Oblivion.

A small "The Great Milenko" chant is being started.

The Great Milenko whips Oblivion into the ropes.

Oblivion hits The Great Milenko with a clothesline.

The Great Milenko falls out of the ring.

Oblivion jumps onto him with a slingshot corkscrew plancha.

There are lots of chants for Oblivion.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!

 

Nik Cain: Much like I said about the Goodfellas, this crazy man can fly, often resulting in physical harm coming to both him and his opponent.

 

 

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  1.

Oblivion reenters the ring.

The Great Milenko follows him back in.

Oblivion executes an inverted DDT on The Great Milenko.

Oblivion leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Oblivion runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.

Oblivion hits The Great Milenko with a frog splash.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Oblivion whips The Great Milenko into the ropes.

The Great Milenko misses with a clothesline.

The Great Milenko hits Oblivion with a clothesline.

Oblivion falls out of the ring.

The Great Milenko goes through the ropes.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  1.

The Great Milenko goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Oblivion

 ducks out of the way.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  2.

Oblivion goes for a fisherman buster, but The Great Milenko blocks it.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  3.

The Great Milenko whips Oblivion into the guardrail.

The Great Milenko nails Oblivion with a T-Bone Suplex.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  4.

The Great Milenko nails Oblivion with a tiger suplex.

 

 

Kevin Cole: He may be well versed in martial arts, but Milenko has obviously taken the time to learn some wrestling maneuvers as well.

 

 

The Great Milenko shows off by doing a spin kick.

The Great Milenko is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  5.

The Great Milenko reenters the ring.

Oblivion follows him back in.

The Great Milenko is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

The Great Milenko takes Oblivion down with a fisherman buster.

The crowd is cheering on The Great Milenko.

The Great Milenko goes for the STF, but Oblivion blocks it.

Oblivion executes a rabbit punch on The Great Milenko.

Oblivion takes The Great Milenko down with an Asai moonsault.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Oblivion whips The Great Milenko into the turnbuckle.

The Great Milenko comes back, but is met with a clothesline.

Oblivion nails The Great Milenko with a spinebuster slam.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Oblivion goes for a kick to the groin, but The Great Milenko blocks it.

The Great Milenko executes a series of kicks to the head on Oblivion.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin removes the chair from the ring.

The Great Milenko takes Oblivion down with the Emerald Erosion.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.

The Great Milenko uses a snap suplex on Oblivion.

The Great Milenko uses a tiger driver on Oblivion.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

The Great Milenko goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Oblivion blocks it.

Oblivion executes the Michinoku Driver on The Great Milenko.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Oblivion executes rolling clothesline on The Great Milenko.

Oblivion hits a dropkick to the groin on The Great Milenko.

There are lots of chants for Oblivion.

Oblivion executes the eND on The Great Milenko.

 

 

Kevin Cole: The eND! The eND! It’s over!

 

 

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Milenko kicks out!

 

Nik Cain: And he is reaching for his kendo stick.

 

 

The Great Milenko takes the long kendo stick and uses it on him.

He goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Huge kick out! Milenko almost broke that stick over Oblivion’s head but it just seems to have made him angry!

 

 

Oblivion whips The Great Milenko into the ropes.

Oblivion hits The Great Milenko with a shoulderblock.

Oblivion is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Oblivion hits The Great Milenko with a shooting star press.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.

The crowd is really behind Oblivion.

 

The winner is Oblivion. Time of match: 0:10:03

 

 

Kevin Cole: A solid win for Oblivion heading into that big four way match at the pay per view.

 

Nik Cain: And don’t think for a second that his use of a shooting star press to finish his opponent was not a message to Deathwish.

 

 

(The camera follows Oblivion as he is walking back to his locker room. Jason Star hits him from behind with The World's Sexiest Man Trophy.  Jason then throws Oblivion into a nearby room. Before Jason enters he turns to the camera.)

Jason:  If you are extremely religious you might not want to come in here.

(Jason enters the room and the camera cuts back to the announce table.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Jason Star has attacked Oblivion in the back! But what did he mean by that last comment?

 

Nik Cain: I have a feeling we’ll find out soon enough.

Kevin Cole: I can only hope security is doing their job and trying to find those two and defuse the situation. Right now, the other half of the Goodfellas is in action as Tony Montana takes on Corwin Havens.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

From Miami, Florida...

Weighing in at 210 pounds...

 

Tony Montana

 

His opponent...

From Honolulu, Hawaii...

Weighing in at 245 pounds...

 

Corwin Havens

 

They lock up.

Corwin Havens whips Tony Montana into the ropes.

Corwin Havens goes for an armbar submission, but Tony Montana blocks it.

Tony Montana throws Corwin Havens out of the ring.

Tony Montana goes for a baseball slide, but Corwin Havens moves out of the way.

Tony Montana is out cold.

Corwin Havens is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Big mistake by Montana early in this match up!

 

 

Corwin Havens sets up a table.

Corwin Havens sets up Tony Montana on the table.

Corwin Havens tries to drive Tony Montana through the table with

a flying bulldog, but he moves out of the way.

The table is broken in half.

Tony Montana takes Corwin Havens down with a dropkick.

Tony Montana executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Corwin Havens.

Dick Palmer counts:  1.

Tony Montana reenters the ring.

Corwin Havens follows him back in.

Tony Montana is going for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Tony Montana uses a clothesline on Corwin Havens.

Tony Montana runs into the ropes.

Tony Montana hits Corwin Havens with a shoulderblock.

Tony Montana goes for the running Liger Bomb, but Corwin Havens blocks it.

Corwin Havens hits Tony Montana with a thumb to the throat.

Corwin Havens hits Tony Montana with the running Liger Bomb.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Corwin Havens goes for an elbow to the head, but Tony Montana

 ducks out of the way.

Tony Montana hits a dragon suplex on Corwin Havens.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Tony Montana yells "Say hello to my little friend!".

The crowd is cheering on Tony Montana.

 

 

Nik Cain: Nothing like a “Scarface” reference to get a crowd behind you.

 

 

Tony Montana nails Corwin Havens with a moonsault.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Tony Montana hits Corwin Havens with a clothesline.

Tony Montana runs into the ropes.

Corwin Havens misses with a shoulderblock.

Corwin Havens misses with a kick.

Tony Montana executes rolling clothesline on Corwin Havens.

The crowd is cheering on Tony Montana.

Tony Montana goes for a running power bomb, but Corwin Havens blocks it.

Corwin Havens goes for a waistlock suplex, but Tony Montana counters it with

a go-behind.

In turn, Corwin Havens counters it with a backward kick.

Corwin Havens uses a swinging neckbreaker on Tony Montana.

A fan at ringside badmouths Corwin Havens.

Corwin Havens runs into the ropes.

Tony Montana hits Corwin Havens with a kick.

Tony Montana nails Corwin Havens with a dropkick.

Tony Montana nails Corwin Havens with a moonsault.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Tony Montana uses the Diamond Cutter on Corwin Havens.

Tony Montana is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Montana is in firm control right now.

 

 

Tony Montana goes for a kick to the midsection, but Corwin Havens

 counters it with a dragon screw.

In turn, Tony Montana counters it with an enzuigiri.

Tony Montana leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Tony Montana runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.

Tony Montana executes a flying clothesline on Corwin Havens.

Tony Montana is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Tony Montana locks Corwin Havens in an Indian deathlock.

Corwin Havens is struggling to reach the ropes.

Corwin Havens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.

Tony Montana yells "Say hello to my little friend!".

The crowd is really behind Tony Montana.

Dick Palmer removes the chair from the ring.

Tony Montana goes for a dropkick against the turnbuckle, but Corwin Havens

 side-steps and Tony Montana only hits air.

Corwin Havens sits back in his gold plated chair and relaxes.

A fan at ringside badmouths Corwin Havens.

 

 

Nik Cain: I think Havens has decided that sitting on his ass is a good way to get Montana to stop kicking it.

 

 

Corwin Havens runs into the ropes.

Corwin Havens hits Tony Montana with a kick.

Corwin Havens sits back in his gold plated chair and relaxes.

Corwin Havens is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

Corwin Havens whips Tony Montana into the ropes.

Tony Montana hits Corwin Havens with a kick.

Tony Montana executes the running Liger Bomb on Corwin Havens.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Tony Montana leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Tony Montana runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.

Tony Montana nails Corwin Havens with headbutt to the groin.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!

 

 

Tony Montana nails Corwin Havens with a kick to the groin.

Dick Palmer removes the chair from the ring.

 

 

Nik Cain: Diving heatbutt to the groin, followed up with a simple kick to the groin. Nice.

 

 

Tony Montana executes a jab on Corwin Havens.

Tony Montana nails Corwin Havens with a running power bomb.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Tony Montana goes for a dropkick, but Corwin Havens side-steps and Tony Montana

 only hits air.

Corwin Havens nails Tony Montana with a splash.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Corwin Havens whips Tony Montana into the turnbuckle.

Corwin Havens charges into the corner, but Tony Montana moves out of the way.

Tony Montana takes Corwin Havens down with a kick to the groin.

Tony Montana hits Corwin Havens with a dropkick against the turnbuckle.

A small "Tony Montana" chant is being started.

Tony Montana executes the Incarceration on Corwin Havens.

Tony Montana is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Tony Montana goes for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.

The crowd is cheering on Tony Montana.

 

The winner is Tony Montana. Time of match: 0:05:21

 

 

Kevin Cole: Montana hits the Incarceration for the win!

 

 

(We cut back to the backstage area. Jason comes back to the room he had left Oblivion in.)

Jason:  This is the LAST warning, what I've done will offend the extremely religious.

(We are led into the room.  The room is lit by black lights. Nailed to a cross is Oblivion. His hands have been nailed to the cross and a crown of thorns is wrapped around his head.  Jason pulls out a bullwhip and walks over to Oblivion.)

Jason:  So you want to play God do you?  Well Mr. High and Mighty...where are your special powers now.  Where is the divine influence that you have...how will you save yourself from this situation?  Guess what you can't you miserable little shit.

(Jason proceeds to whip Oblivion over and over again, and continues as he talks.)

Jason:  Play God Oblivion...use your divine powers to save yourself.  Come on Oblivion where is this divine spirit that you have.  YOU ARE NOT MY GOD!!!  I would never worship the likes of you.  You’re a fake idol worshiped by only yourself.  Your nothing, your powerless, you are a mere mortal just like the rest of those crazy street preachers.

(Jason stops whipping Oblivion...and gets right up into his face.)

Jason:  Oblivion...come Friday the 13th you will be crucified, you will die, but unlike Jesus...you will NOT arise, so sayeth the ONE and ONLY superSTAR!!!

(Just then security bursts into the room. Star walks by that calmly as they stare is shock at Oblivion, not even knowing how to begin taking him down. We cut back to the announce table.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord! He crucified him! Jason Star should be suspended if not outright fired for the heinous act!

 

Nik Cain: Getting fired is probably the best thing that could happen to him. Otherwise, there is gonna be hell for him to pay here.

 

Kevin Cole: In any case, that disgusting human being is on his way to the ring to face Isaac Bacitt.

 

Nik Cain: You can call this a slap in the face of Most Holy as his brother looks to succeed where Holy recently failed by beating Star. And, let me tell you, Bacitt is one of the best wrestlers and hands down the most underrated wrestler I have ever seen. So, Star better not stroll into this match high off that attack and take this man lightly.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Rose Morris...

Hailing from parts unknown...

Weighing in at 360 pounds...

 

Isaac Bacitt

 

His opponent...

Hailing from Orlando, Florida...

Weighing in at 245 pounds...

 

Jason Star

 

 

Isaac Bacitt attacks Jason Star before the bell.

Isaac Bacitt whips Jason Star into the ropes.

Jason Star hits Isaac Bacitt with a clothesline.

Jason Star throws Isaac Bacitt out of the ring.

Jason Star jumps onto him with a corkscrew plancha.

 

 

Nik Cain: Star is fighting smart. He jumped Bacitt before the bell and is using his speed to hit and run.

 

 

Jason Star sets up a table.

Rose Morris comes from behind and distracts Jason Star.

Harry Buttcheek counts:  1.

Isaac Bacitt executes a series of slaps on Jason Star.

Harry Buttcheek counts:  2.

Rose Morris comes from behind, but Jason Star nails Rose Morris.

Isaac Bacitt goes for a fallaway slam, but Jason Star counters it with

a forearm smash.

Harry Buttcheek counts:  3.

Jason Star reenters the ring.

Isaac Bacitt follows him back in.

Jason Star uses a superkick on Isaac Bacitt.

Jason Star goes for the Star Scream, but Isaac Bacitt counters it with

a small package.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, in the ropes...

 

 

Kevin Cole: Star went for the Star Scream and countered with a small package, almost getting the win!

 

 

Isaac Bacitt runs into the ropes.

Isaac Bacitt hits Jason Star with a kick.

Isaac Bacitt goes for a flying lariat, but Jason Star ducks out of the way.

Jason Star takes Isaac Bacitt down with an eye gouge.

Jason Star whips Isaac Bacitt into the turnbuckle, but Isaac Bacitt reverses it.

Isaac Bacitt charges in with a kick to the midsection, but Jason Star lifts his

 leg.

Jason Star whips Isaac Bacitt into the ropes.

Isaac Bacitt and Jason Star get hit with a double clothesline.

Isaac Bacitt goes for a backbreaker, but Jason Star blocks it.

Jason Star goes for a neck snap, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it.

Isaac Bacitt hits a power bomb on Jason Star.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Jason Star begs off.

Isaac Bacitt executes a swinging neckbreaker on Jason Star.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Isaac Bacitt.

Jason Star begs off.

 

 

Nik Cain: After a good start, Star is in a bad situation now.

 

 

Isaac Bacitt nails Jason Star with a flying forearm.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Isaac Bacitt executes a series of headbutts on Jason Star.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Isaac Bacitt.

Isaac Bacitt hits a bodyslam on Jason Star.

Isaac Bacitt goes for a forearm smash from the top rope, but Jason Star

 counters it with a fist to the midsection.

Jason Star hits a kick to the midsection on Isaac Bacitt.

Jason Star throws Isaac Bacitt out of the ring.

Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, three, Isaac Bacitt reenters the ring.

Jason Star nails Isaac Bacitt with a superkick.

Jason Star is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Jason Star goes for the Star Scream, but Isaac Bacitt counters it with

a small package.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, in the ropes...

 

 

Kevin Cole: And again Bacitt counters the Star Scream for another near win!

 

 

Isaac Bacitt executes a series of headbutts on Jason Star.

A portion of the crowd is booing Isaac Bacitt.

Isaac Bacitt hits a double underhook suplex on Jason Star.

Isaac Bacitt whips Jason Star into the ropes, but Jason Star reverses it.

Isaac Bacitt hits Jason Star with a flying lariat.

Isaac Bacitt goes for a pumphandle powerslam, but Jason Star blocks it.

Jason Star whips Isaac Bacitt into the ropes.

Isaac Bacitt and Jason Star get hit with a double clothesline.

Jason Star begs off.

Isaac Bacitt goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Jason Star blocks it.

Jason Star leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Jason Star sets up the chair.

Jason Star goes for a DDT, but Isaac Bacitt throws him off.

Isaac Bacitt kicks Jason Star.

Isaac Bacitt chops Jason Star.

A portion of the crowd is booing Isaac Bacitt.

Isaac Bacitt uses a cradle suplex on Jason Star.

Isaac Bacitt climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jason Star throws him to the mat.

Jason Star hits Isaac Bacitt with a missile dropkick.

A portion of the crowd is booing Jason Star.

 

 

Nik Cain: Bacitt takes a rare trip to the top, and pays for it.

 

 

Jason Star goes for the Star-Plex, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it.

Harry Buttcheek removes the chair from the ring.

Isaac Bacitt runs into the ropes.

Isaac Bacitt takes Jason Star down with a swinging neckbreaker.

Isaac Bacitt is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Isaac Bacitt whips Jason Star into the turnbuckle.

Isaac Bacitt runs shoulder-first into the corner.

Isaac Bacitt goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Jason Star blocks it.

Jason Star hits a superkick on Isaac Bacitt.

Jason Star goes for the Star Scream, but Isaac Bacitt counters it with

a small package.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Isaac Bacitt goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Jason Star counters it with

a facerake.

Jason Star hits Isaac Bacitt with hurracanrana.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, kickout.

Jason Star goes for a superkick, but Isaac Bacitt ducks out of the way.

Isaac Bacitt whips Jason Star into the ropes.

Jason Star hits Isaac Bacitt with a clothesline.

Jason Star goes for hurracanrana, but Isaac Bacitt counters it with a Hotshot.

Isaac Bacitt is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Isaac Bacitt locks Jason Star in a chokehold.

Harry Buttcheek warns Isaac Bacitt to let go.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.

Isaac Bacitt executes a DDT on Jason Star.

Isaac Bacitt acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Isaac Bacitt goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Jason Star blocks it.

Jason Star whips Isaac Bacitt into the turnbuckle, but Isaac Bacitt reverses it.

Isaac Bacitt charges in with a kick to the midsection, but Jason Star

 moves out of the way.

Jason Star whips Isaac Bacitt into the turnbuckle.

Isaac Bacitt comes back, but is met with an elbow.

Isaac Bacitt gets a chokehold on Jason Star.

Harry Buttcheek warns Isaac Bacitt to let go.

 

 

Nik Cain: Bacitt showing little concern for the rules, using blatant chokes right in front of the ref.

 

 

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three, four.

Jason Star begs off.

Isaac Bacitt uses a forearm smash from the top rope on Jason Star.

Isaac Bacitt is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Isaac Bacitt is going for the pin.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Isaac Bacitt takes Jason Star down with a reverse neckbreaker.

Isaac Bacitt is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Isaac Bacitt is going for the pin.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A couple real close calls, but Star is still in this thing.

 

 

Isaac Bacitt leaves the ring.

He returns with the chair.

Isaac Bacitt hits him with the chair.

Isaac Bacitt acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Isaac Bacitt gets a bearhug on Jason Star.

Jason Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Isaac Bacitt goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Jason Star throws him off.

Jason Star hits a bulldog on Isaac Bacitt.

Jason Star nails Isaac Bacitt with a tornado DDT.

Jason Star is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Jason Star goes for the Star-Plex, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it.

Isaac Bacitt hits a Samoan Drop on Jason Star.

Isaac Bacitt goes for a forearm smash from the top rope, but Jason Star

 counters it with a fist to the midsection.

Jason Star uses a kick to the midsection on Isaac Bacitt.

Jason Star whips Isaac Bacitt into the ropes.

Jason Star hits Isaac Bacitt with a kick.

Jason Star hits a low blow on Isaac Bacitt.

Isaac Bacitt whips Jason Star into the ropes.

Isaac Bacitt hits Jason Star with a backdrop.

Isaac Bacitt whips Jason Star into the ropes.

Isaac Bacitt takes Jason Star down with a slingshot clothesline.

Isaac Bacitt hits a DDT on Jason Star.

Isaac Bacitt acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Isaac Bacitt hits the Michinoku Driver on Jason Star.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Isaac Bacitt executes the Crippler on Jason Star.

Jason Star is struggling to reach the ropes.

 

 

Nik Cain: And Bacitt has Star locked in a hold he calls the Crippler.

 

 

Jason Star is inching his way towards the ropes.

Jason Star tries to escape the hold.

Jason Star isn't moving anymore.

Harry Buttcheek checks Jason Star's arm.

He lifts it... it falls.

He lifts it... it stays up !

Jason Star fights his way out of the hold after 39 seconds.

Isaac Bacitt begs off.

 

 

Nik Cain: Star has fought of the Crippler and Bacitt is in a state of disbelief.

 

 

Jason Star takes Isaac Bacitt down with a backdrop.

Jason Star goes for a backdrop, but Isaac Bacitt counters it with a sunset flip.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Isaac Bacitt hits an atomic drop on Jason Star.

Isaac Bacitt hits him with the chair.

Jason Star begs off.

Isaac Bacitt locks Jason Star in a Texas Cloverleaf.

Jason Star tries to fight the pain.

Jason Star submits after 11 seconds.

All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.

 

The winner is Isaac Bacitt. Time of match: 0:11:48

 

 

Kevin Cole: Bacitt has done it! He gets the win by making Star submit to a Texas Cloverleaf.

 

 

(Bacitt is still standing in the ring when ‘Losing My Religion’ starts playing over the sound system, the crowd rises to its feet as Most Holy, dressed in jeans and a t-shirt, emerges from the back.  Most Holy slowly walks to the ring, never losing eye contact with Bacitt, he stops long enough to grab a mic from a ring attendant and climbs into the ring.)

 

Most Holy:  “Isaac…What happened to you?  What has that damn Epop…what has Michaels done to you?  What has Most Holy ever done to make you act like this?  We’re brothers…nothing is supposed to come between brothers….”

 

Isaac steps closer to the mic and snarls:   “Half brothers.”

 

Most Holy:  “What lies has Michaels told you?  What the hell is wrong with you?”

 

Isaac snatches the microphone from Most Holy:  “Lies?  LIES?  The only lie is you, always burying me, no matter what league we went to, no matter how much better my record was than yours, YOU got the title shots, YOU were the leader of the mighty LoS and as Speed Racer once told me ‘name recognition sells tickets.’  So all the while I was making your little group look good, you were getting the glory and money because YOUR NAME IS EASY TO REMEMBER…..which reminds me, Dad wants you to call him and remind him of your mom’s name and number, I guess he’s horny and he saved up 40 bucks…”

 

(Most Holy throws grace out the window and simply tackles the bigger man, quickly moving up to Bacitt’s face and wildly throwing punches, Bacitt blocks most of them until he catches one of Most Holy’s arms, Bacitt smiles and brings his knee crashing into the back of Most Holy’s head.

 

Bacitt is quickly to his feet, he jerks Most Holy to his feet, whips him into the corner, and quickly follows right behind him with a wicked clothesline, Most Holy stumbles forward and Bacitt plants him into the mat with a bulldog.  Bacitt starts to lift Most Holy up but Most Holy wraps his leg around Bacitt’s leg and grabs Bacitt’s ankle with is hands and uses his leverage to drop Bacitt hard on his belly and lock in the LoS Breaker. 

 

Most Holy watches as Quackman enters the ring, refusing to let go of the LoS Breaker.  Quackman pulls at Most Holy’s arms and legs but Most Holy still refuses to let go.  Quackman lands several punches to Most Holy’s face, which only seem to make Most Holy clamp down even harder.  Finally, Quackman locks on the Facebite, after only a few seconds, Most Holy has to let go of Bacitt to get Quackman off of him.

 

Most Holy quickly gets to his feet and whips Quackman into the ropes, the crowd screaming for the Holy Roller, but Bacitt kicks Most Holy’s feet out from under him, which allows Quackman to drop a vicious elbow to Most Holy’s groin.  The two start to lay the kicks into Most Holy.

 

The noise level gets a little higher as Dan Sexton and Skull Ganz race to the ring, Ganz slides into the ring while Sexton grabs a few chairs from ringside.  Ganz grabs Quackman by the neck and lifts him off his feet, Ganz presses the 100 pound midget over his head and launches him over the top rope, Quackman landing in a heap on the floor.

 

Bacitt turns around and gets face to face with Ganz, the two exchanges some words while Most Holy slowly gets to his feet and waves Ganz out of the way.  Ganz takes a step back, Most Holy cocks his fist back and Sexton brings a chair crashing down on to Bacitt’s head.  Most Holy shoves Sexton, who drops the chair just in time to get taken down by  The Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Superkick to the back of his head, laying him out.

 

Ganz suddenly yells and reaches down for his leg because Quackman has locked the Facebite onto Ganz’s hamstring.  One blow to the side of his face knocks Quackman off, Ganz picks him up and presses him over his head, launches Quackman again, only this time it’s over the guardrail and into the second row.

 

Meanwhile, Most Holy has seen Michaels and the two men are exchanging lefts and rights, Ganz starts to walk over to them when he gets interrupted by Bad Dreams and Dream Warrior sliding into the ring, Ganz lays a kick into Bad Dream’s ribs and then gets taken down by Dream Warrior.  Bad Dreams and Dream Warrior start trying to kick Ganz’s ribs in when Sexton gets up and lays into Dream Warrior with the steel chair.  The four men exchange thunderous punches and kicks with no one getting a clear advantage.

 

Most Holy and Michaels have worn themselves down to simply trying to choke the life out of each other, Bacitt finally gets back to his feet, races across the ring and lays a huge boot to the side of Most Holy’s head.    Isaac turns, presumably to pick up the chair that Sexton was using only to be met by a Missile Dropkick from Deathwish off the top rope.  Deathwish races back to the corner, leaps onto the top rope and springs off, driving both knees into Bacitt’s midsection when he lands.

 

Most Holy and Michaels once again start trading blows but get interrupted by Sexton and Bad Dreams rolling across the ring, Dream Warrior has Ganz leaning against the ropes, lands several vicious punches to his face before Ganz spins him around and lands a chop that echoes across the arena.  Deathwish and Most Holy whip Michaels into the ropes, only to have Michaels pulled out of the ring by Alex DiGacomo.

 

All hell suddenly breaks loose as Masked Fat Guy #2 and #3 and the rest of the FCW security team hit the ring.  Several men start pulling Sexton, Ganz, Dream Warrior and Bad Dreams apart, Masked Fat Guy #3 stands in front of Deathwish and points to the outside of the ring, Deathwish raises his arms, smiles and climbs out.

 

Masked Fat Guy #2 stands between Most Holy and Isaac Bacitt, facing Most Holy and pointing to the outside of the ring.  Bacitt flips Most Holy off, Most Holy snarls and tries to leap over Masked Fat Guy #2, who catches him in mid air, Most Holy struggles for a moment and then Masked Fat Guy carries him out of the ring, obscenities flying from all directions.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness! Chaos has broken out in the ring! We have got to take a break and clear the ring for the Television Title match! Stay tuned!

 

 

(Commercials)

 

 

Kevin Cole: We are back! It is time for the Television Title match as new champion Samson defends against Dream Warrior!

 

Nik Cain: Many consider Samson’s beating Deathwish for the title to be an upset. And Warrior fought Master Chuin to a time limit draw last time he had a shot at this belt. So, you gotta think the combination of an unproven champ and his previous near win of the title has Warrior smelling gold this time.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

It is for the FCW Television Title.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...

From parts unknown...

Weighing in at 243 pounds...

 

Dream Warrior

 

His opponent...

Hailing from Queensbridge, New York City...

Weighing in at 224 pounds...

 

The FCW Television Champion...

"The Hardest Working Man in Wresting" Samson

 

 

They lock up.

Dream Warrior goes for a dragon suplex, but Samson blocks it.

Samson takes Dream Warrior down with a chop.

Samson takes Dream Warrior down with an armdrag takedown.

Samson hits Dream Warrior with a chop.

Samson goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Dream Warrior blocks it.

Dream Warrior executes a dragon suplex on Samson.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Dream Warrior goes for a lariat, but Samson counters it with

an armbar submission.

Dream Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.

Samson throws Dream Warrior out of the ring.

Samson goes through the ropes.

Samson nails Dream Warrior with a spinebuster.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Spinebuster onto the bare concrete!

 

 

Dick Palmer counts:  1.

Samson knocks Dream Warrior into the ringpost.

Samson uses an elbowdrop on Dream Warrior.

Dick Palmer counts:  2.

Samson whips Dream Warrior into the guardrail.

Samson reenters the ring.

Dream Warrior follows him back in.

Samson uses a shooting star press on Dream Warrior.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Samson throws Dream Warrior out of the ring.

Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Dream Warrior

 reenters the ring.

Samson places Dream Warrior on the turnbuckle.

Samson executes a top-rope Frankensteiner on Dream Warrior.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Samson is on fire!

 

Nik Cain: Looks like he is hell bent on erasing his status as unproven TV champ.

 

 

Samson attempts to place Dream Warrior on the turnbuckle, but Dream Warrior

 blocks it.

Samson uses a belly-to-back suplex on Dream Warrior.

Samson places Dream Warrior on the turnbuckle.

Samson goes for a top-rope DDT, but Dream Warrior blocks it.

Dream Warrior throws Samson off the turnbuckle.

Dream Warrior nails Samson with a hangman's power bomb.

A small "Dream Warrior" chant is being started.

Dream Warrior goes for the Bad Night's Sleep, but Samson counters it with

a slidedown.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Warrior went for the Bad Night’s Sleep but Samson counters!

 

 

Samson hits Dream Warrior with a handspring elbow.

The crowd is booing Samson.

Samson places Dream Warrior on the turnbuckle.

Samson executes a top-rope power bomb on Dream Warrior.

Samson whips Dream Warrior into the ropes.

Dream Warrior misses with a clothesline.

Dream Warrior misses with an elbow.

Dream Warrior executes a lariat on Samson.

Dream Warrior goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Samson blocks it.

Samson uses a handspring elbow on Dream Warrior.

The crowd is booing Samson.

Samson hits Dream Warrior with a Japanese armdrag takedown.

Samson uses a clothesline on Dream Warrior.

Samson runs into the ropes.

Samson hits Dream Warrior with a kick.

Samson whips Dream Warrior into the ropes, but Dream Warrior reverses it.

Dream Warrior hits Samson with a backdrop.

Samson falls out of the ring.

Dream Warrior goes through the ropes.

 

 

Kevin Cole: It looks like Warrior is taking the fight to the outside.

 

Nik Cain: He can be very dangerous on the floor. He has proven that more than once in the past.

 

 

Dick Palmer counts:  1.

Dick Palmer counts:  2.

Dream Warrior knocks Samson into the ringsteps.

Dream Warrior whips Samson into the guardrail.

Dick Palmer counts:  3.

Dream Warrior sets up a table.

Dream Warrior throws Samson back into the ring.

Dream Warrior attempts to place Samson on the turnbuckle, but Samson blocks it.

Dream Warrior whips Samson into the ropes, but Samson reverses it.

Samson goes for an armbar submission, but Dream Warrior blocks it.

Dream Warrior takes Samson down with a back suplex.

Dream Warrior goes for a dragon suplex, but Samson counters it with a go-behind.

Dream Warrior re-reverses it.

Dream Warrior hits a German suplex on Samson.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Dream Warrior whips Samson into the ropes.

Dream Warrior misses with a kick.

Dream Warrior goes for a jumping DDT, but Samson counters it with a backdrop.

Samson goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Dream Warrior blocks it.

Dream Warrior executes a jumping DDT on Samson.

The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.

Dream Warrior gives him a lariat, but Samson only stares at him.

Samson hits a low blow on Dream Warrior.

Samson runs into the ropes.

The Dream Coach trips Samson.

Dick Palmer threatens Dream Warrior with disqualification.

Dick Palmer warns The Dream Coach.

 

 

Nik Cain: Samson doesn’t have to worry about the rules, since the title does not change hands on a DQ. But Warrior and the Coach do have to worry about them if Warrior wants to walk away with the belt.

 

 

Samson hits Dream Warrior with a superkick.

Samson goes for a dragon suplex, but Dream Warrior counters it with

a backward kick.

Dream Warrior hits a hangman's power bomb on Samson.

The crowd is cheering on Dream Warrior.

Dick Palmer is back on the job.

Dream Warrior executes the Bad Night's Sleep on Samson.

The crowd is really behind Dream Warrior.

Dream Warrior goes for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Bad Night’s Sleep and a kick out by the champ!

 

Nik Cain: But Warrior is keeping his cool and staying on the attack.

 

 

Dream Warrior hits a German suplex on Samson.

Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, Dream Warrior lifts a shoulder, kickout.

Dream Warrior takes Samson down with a flying headbutt.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Dream Warrior gives him a backbreaker, but Samson doesn't even care.

Dream Warrior runs into the ropes.

Samson hits Dream Warrior with a shoulderblock.

Samson hits a dropkick on Dream Warrior.

Samson is going for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Samson locks Dream Warrior in a Texas Cloverleaf.

Dream Warrior is struggling to reach the ropes.

Dream Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.

Samson whips Dream Warrior into the ropes.

Dream Warrior misses with an elbow.

Dream Warrior nails Samson with a lariat.

Dream Warrior hits Samson with a flying cross body press.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Dream Warrior executes a double underhook piledriver on Samson.

Dream Warrior is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

 

 

Nik Cain: Warrior is in control of the champ now. But he is gonna have to start worrying about the clock.

 

 

Dream Warrior whips Samson into the turnbuckle.

Dream Warrior whips Samson into the ropes, but Samson reverses it.

Samson hits Dream Warrior with a backdrop.

Dream Warrior falls out of the ring.

Samson goes through the ropes.

Samson sets up Dream Warrior on the table.

Samson tries to drive Dream Warrior through the table with the Rocker Dropper,

 but he blocks it.

Dream Warrior hits Samson with a flying headbutt.

Dick Palmer counts:  1.

Dream Warrior goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Samson blocks it.

Dick Palmer counts:  2.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Dick Palmer counts:  3.

Dream Warrior knocks Samson into the ringsteps.

The crowd is cheering on Dream Warrior.

Dick Palmer counts:  4.

Dream Warrior reenters the ring.

Samson follows him back in.

Dream Warrior takes Samson down with a back suplex.

Dream Warrior goes for a flying sunset flip, but Samson counters it with

a choke lift.

Dick Palmer warns Samson to let go.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three, four.

Samson is going for the pin.

Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.

Samson uses a dropkick on Dream Warrior.

Samson puts Dream Warrior in Samson Deathlock.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Samson has Warrior!

 

 

Dream Warrior is valiantly trying to break the hold.

 The bell rings. The time limit has expired.

 

 

Kevin Cole: The bell has rung but I didn’t see Warrior tap out!

 

Nik Cain: He didn’t. The time limit has expired. Whether or not Warrior would have tapped is academic. Samson retains the title.

 

 

(The camera cuts to the back where we see the door to the LoS locker room. There is a knock and Skull Ganz opens the door. Standing in front of him is Gary Coleman of TV's Different Strokes. Ganz begins to laugh as Sexton walks over to the door. He utters a few racist comments and Coleman begins to make that annoying laugh at him. Just as they are about to strike the midget man Gotti and Tony come storming from opposite sides of the hall with steel chairs leveling the duo. Gary begins to stomp on the fallen men as the Fellas pound the chairs into their fallen bodies. Blood begins to stain the floor as we see the two and a half men walking down the hall.)

Tony: Did you see me level that racist bastard!!!

Gary Coleman: What you talking about Tony?

(All three men begin to laugh as we cut back to the announce table.)


 

Kevin Cole: . . .

 

Nik Cain:. . .

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...

Fighting out of parts unknown...

Weighing in at 258 pounds...

 

Bad Dreams

 

His opponent...

Fighting out of Village of Sinanju, South Korea...

Weighing in at 236 pounds...

 

Master Chuin

 

 

They lock up.

Bad Dreams attempts to place Master Chuin on the turnbuckle, but Master Chuin

 blocks it.

Bad Dreams punches Master Chuin.

A few fans are booing Bad Dreams, while a few others are cheering him.

Bad Dreams chops Master Chuin.

A few fans are booing Bad Dreams, while a few others are cheering him.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Round three of the Intercontinental Title Tournament is underway!

 

Nik Cain: Dreams is still favoring his neck thanks to his last match against Chuin. That may make all the difference, if Chuin is smart enough to exploit the injury.

 

 

Bad Dreams kicks Master Chuin.

Bad Dreams nails Master Chuin with a DDT.

Bad Dreams puts Master Chuin in a headscissors submission.

Master Chuin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Bad Dreams places Master Chuin on the turnbuckle.

Bad Dreams takes Master Chuin down with a belly-to-back superplex.

Bad Dreams is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Bad Dreams takes Master Chuin down with a flying forearm.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Bad Dreams executes flying headscissors on Master Chuin.

Bad Dreams throws Master Chuin out of the ring.

 

 

Nik Cain: Dreams is fairing pretty damn good so far.

 

 

Bad Dreams goes through the ropes.

Bad Dreams goes for neck-scissors, but Master Chuin ducks out of the way.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Master Chuin uses a backspin DDT on Bad Dreams.

Master Chuin screams "DEATH TO IMPERIALISM!!!".

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Master Chuin.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Master Chuin hits a Hotshot on Bad Dreams.

Master Chuin screams "DEATH TO IMPERIALISM!!!".

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Master Chuin.

Master Chuin hits a twisting moonsault on Bad Dreams.

Master Chuin screams "DEATH TO IMPERIALISM!!!".

Master Chuin is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Great aerial maneuver by Chuin!

 

Nik Cain: Chuin has taken over on the outside and he looks to be looking under the ring for a table.

 

 

Master Chuin sets up a table.

Master Chuin sets up Bad Dreams on the table.

Master Chuin tries to drive Bad Dreams through the table with

a springboard splash, but he blocks it.

 

 

Nik Cain: So much for that table idea.

 

 

Bad Dreams whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.

Bad Dreams gives him an earringer, but Master Chuin doesn't even care.

Master Chuin goes for a dragon suplex, but Bad Dreams counters it with

a backward kick.

Bad Dreams whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Master Chuin hits Bad Dreams with a dragon suplex.

Master Chuin reenters the ring.

Bad Dreams follows him back in.

Bad Dreams brings the table into the ring.

Master Chuin leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Master Chuin sets up the chair.

Master Chuin hits Bad Dreams with a Hotshot onto the chair.

Master Chuin goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Bad Dreams blocks it.

Bad Dreams goes for a gutbuster, but Master Chuin counters it with

a front-layout suplex.

Master Chuin goes for a backspin DDT, but Bad Dreams blocks it.

Bad Dreams runs into the ropes.

Master Chuin hits Bad Dreams with a clothesline.

Master Chuin sets up Bad Dreams on the table.

Master Chuin executes a tiger driver through the table.

The table is broken in half.

Master Chuin is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

 

 

Nik Cain: If at first you don’t succeed, try again.

 

Kevin Cole: Chuin drives Dreams through the table with a double underhook power bomb!

 

 

Master Chuin is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.

Master Chuin hits a head and arm suplex on Bad Dreams.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Master Chuin.

Master Chuin screams "DEATH TO IMPERIALISM!!!".

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Master Chuin.

Master Chuin uses a backspin DDT on Bad Dreams.

Master Chuin is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Master Chuin goes for a kick to the thigh, but Bad Dreams blocks it.

Bad Dreams takes Master Chuin down with a Russian legsweep.

Bad Dreams is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin removes the chair from the ring.

Master Chuin executes a backspin DDT on Bad Dreams.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Master Chuin.

Master Chuin whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.

Master Chuin hits Bad Dreams with a backdrop.

Master Chuin whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.

Master Chuin goes for an enzuigiri, but Bad Dreams ducks out of the way.

Bad Dreams throws Master Chuin out of the ring.

Bad Dreams goes through the ropes.

 

 

Kevin Cole: And, once again, the match has spilled outside.

 

Nik Cain: This one is just too close to call. These are two very evenly matched athletes who, at this point, know each other very well.

 

 

The Dream Coach comes from behind and distracts Master Chuin.

Bad Dreams goes for a power bomb, but Master Chuin blocks it.

Bad Dreams is busted wide open.

Master Chuin whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail.

Master Chuin goes for an enzuigiri, but Bad Dreams ducks out of the way.

Bad Dreams whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.

Bad Dreams throws Master Chuin back into the ring.

Bad Dreams goes for a monkey flip, but Master Chuin blocks it.

Master Chuin hits an enzuigiri on Bad Dreams.

Master Chuin executes an enzuigiri on Bad Dreams.

Master Chuin throws Bad Dreams out of the ring.

Master Chuin goes through the ropes.

The Dream Coach comes from behind and distracts Master Chuin.

Bad Dreams whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Bad Dreams hits a dragon suplex on Master Chuin.

Bad Dreams is handed an acoustic guitar.

Bad Dreams hits him with the acoustic guitar.

Bad Dreams is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Master Chuin is busted wide open.

Bad Dreams hits him with an acoustic guitar.

Bad Dreams is handed a plunger.

Bad Dreams hits him with the plunger.

Bad Dreams is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!

 

Nik Cain: Chuin has been busted open thanks to one of the various objects Dreams has beaten him with.

 

 

The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Master Chuin nails The Dream Coach.

Bad Dreams hits him with the plunger.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Bad Dreams.

Bad Dreams goes for a monkey flip, but Master Chuin blocks it.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Master Chuin hits Bad Dreams with the Running Ligerbomb.

Master Chuin whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail.

Master Chuin takes Bad Dreams down with a tiger driver.

Master Chuin screams "DEATH TO IMPERIALISM!!!".

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Master Chuin.

Master Chuin goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Bad Dreams blocks it.

Bad Dreams knocks Master Chuin into the ringpost.

Bad Dreams is handed a big black dildo.

Bad Dreams hits him with the big black dildo.

Bad Dreams whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Master Chuin grabs the big black dildo from him.

 

 

Nik Cain: Sometimes the jokes just write themselves as Chuin grabs that big dildo away from Bad Dreams.

 

 

The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Master Chuin nails The Dream Coach.

Bad Dreams knocks Master Chuin into the ringsteps.

Bad Dreams sets up a table.

Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Master Chuin on the concrete floor.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Bad Dreams.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Good Night Irene!

 

 

Bad Dreams goes for a Hotshot, but Master Chuin counters it with a lariat.

Master Chuin takes Bad Dreams down with a backspin DDT.

The Dream Coach comes from behind and distracts Master Chuin.

Bad Dreams is handed a sheet of glass.

Bad Dreams hits him with the sheet of glass.

Bad Dreams is handed a chain.

Bad Dreams hits him with the chain.

Bad Dreams knocks Master Chuin into the ringsteps.

 

 

Nik Cain: Dreams pulling out all the stops.

 

 

Bad Dreams uses flying headscissors on Master Chuin.

Bad Dreams knocks Master Chuin into the ringsteps.

A portion of the crowd is booing Bad Dreams.

The Dream Coach comes from behind and distracts Master Chuin.

Bad Dreams executes a fisherman buster on Master Chuin.

Bad Dreams hits a flying forearm on Master Chuin.

Bad Dreams is handed a stapler.

Bad Dreams hits him with the stapler.

A portion of the crowd is booing Bad Dreams.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Dear lord! Glass? Chains? A stapler? This is horrific!

 

 

Bad Dreams takes Master Chuin down with a dragon suplex.

Bad Dreams gives him an earringer, but Master Chuin doesn't budge.

Bad Dreams hits Master Chuin with a Hotshot.

The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Master Chuin nails The Dream Coach.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Bad Dreams hits Master Chuin with a flying forearm.

Bad Dreams knocks Master Chuin into the ringsteps.

Bad Dreams hits him with a stapler.

Bad Dreams whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.

Bad Dreams reenters the ring.

Master Chuin follows him back in.

Master Chuin brings the table into the ring.

Master Chuin catches Bad Dreams totally by surprise.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Master Chuin.

Master Chuin executes the Deadly Shaolin Buddha Finger on Bad Dreams.

Bad Dreams is valiantly trying to break the hold.

 

 

Kevin Cole: The Deadly Shaolin Buddha Finger! Out of nowhere!

 

 

Bad Dreams is struggling to reach the ropes.

Bad Dreams tries to escape the hold.

Bad Dreams is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Bad Dreams is close to passing out from the pain.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin tells Bad Dreams to respond or he'll stop the fight.

Bad Dreams nods.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin asks Bad Dreams if he's had enough.

Bad Dreams shakes his head.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin tells Bad Dreams to respond or he'll stop the fight.

Bad Dreams nods.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin asks Bad Dreams if he should stop the fight.

Bad Dreams shakes his head.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin tells Bad Dreams to respond or he'll stop the fight.

Bad Dreams nods.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin asks Bad Dreams if he's had enough.

Bad Dreams nods.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin stops the fight after 34 seconds.

Master Chuin is starting to get more cheers than boos.

 

The winner is Master Chuin. Time of match: 0:13:53

 

 

Kevin Cole: Jeff Davis has called for the bell! Master Chuin is going to the tournament final!

 

 

(Camera cuts to the back where we see Comedy chowing down at the buffet set up for the wrestlers. He is moving down the table as he bumps into a woman. It appears to be Sally Struthers from all those Ethiopian commercials to feed the kids. Comedy gives a strange look as if they knew each other.)

Sally: Son?

(Just as Comedy is about to say something he is met in the back of the head with a bowl of jello. Tragedy comes running over, but is blindsided by Tony with a plate of chicken. The men begin to stomp on the fallen champs and step back as Sally leaps into the air defying gravity and landing squarely on the two men.)

Sally: Oouch! Help me up guys.

Gotti: We'll see you later at Denny's. Take it easy Sally.

(The two men run off as the camera cuts back to the announce table.)

 

 

Nik Cain: Oh please, that was a fake. The real Sally Struthers could never achieve more than about a two inch vertical leap.

 

Kevin Cole: And I suppose that wasn’t Gary Coleman before either.

 

Nik Cain: Nope, that was Gary alright.

 

Kevin Cole: Well, its time for the other Intercontinental Title Tournament semi-final. Vengeance gets ready to take on Explosion and the winner will meet Master Chuin at The Lottery one week from tonight!

 

~~~~~

This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Mr. America...

Hailing from Seattle, Washington...

Weighing in at 364 pounds...

 

Vengeance

 

His opponent...

Hailing from St. Louis, Missouri...

Weighing in at 375 pounds...

 

Explosion

 

 

They lock up.

Vengeance goes for a Cradle DDT, but Explosion blocks it.

Explosion kicks Vengeance.

Explosion kicks Vengeance.

Vengeance punches Explosion.

Vengeance is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Vengeance punches Explosion.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Vengeance.

Vengeance hits Explosion with the Doctor Bomb.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Vengeance gives him an avalanche, but Explosion only stares at him.

 

 

Nik Cain: The two strongest men in FCW are going head to head right now. Don’t look for finesse, just raw power.

 

 

Vengeance takes Explosion down with a Northern Lights bomb.

Vengeance runs into the ropes.

Explosion misses with a clothesline.

Explosion hits Vengeance with a clothesline.

Explosion nails Vengeance with a backspin DDT.

Explosion hits Vengeance with a backspin DDT.

Explosion is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Explosion is going for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Explosion goes for the Ace Crusher, but Vengeance blocks it.

Vengeance attempts to place Explosion on the turnbuckle, but Explosion

 blocks it.

Vengeance whips Explosion into the ropes.

Vengeance goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Explosion blocks it.

Explosion hits Vengeance.

Explosion hits Vengeance.

Explosion is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

Vengeance kicks Explosion.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Vengeance.

Vengeance uses a Northern Lights bomb on Explosion.

A portion of the crowd is booing Vengeance.

Vengeance kicks Explosion.

Vengeance hits Explosion.

A portion of the crowd is booing Vengeance.

Explosion chops Vengeance.

Explosion whips Vengeance into the ropes.

Explosion nails Vengeance with a belly-to-belly suplex.

Explosion hits Vengeance with a big boot to the face.

Explosion is going for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Explosion kicked the taste right out of Vengeance’s mouth but Vengeance kicks out in two!

 

 

Explosion throws Vengeance out of the ring.

Explosion goes through the ropes.

Explosion sets up a table.

Explosion sets up Vengeance on the table.

Explosion executes a brain buster through the table.

The table is broken in half.

Explosion seemingly enjoys the boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Brain buster through the table onto the concrete!

 

 

Explosion goes for a knee to the groin, but Vengeance blocks it.

Vengeance hits a Northern Lights bomb on Explosion.

Vengeance whips Explosion into the guardrail.

Vengeance goes for a power bomb, but Explosion blocks it.

Explosion takes Vengeance down with a Northern Lights suplex.

Explosion uses inverted chokeslam on Vengeance.

Explosion knocks Vengeance into the ringsteps.

Explosion knocks Vengeance into the ringpost.

Mr. America comes from behind, but Explosion nails Mr. America.

Vengeance whips Explosion into the guardrail.

Vengeance nails Explosion with a jack-knife power bomb.

Vengeance reenters the ring.

Explosion follows him back in.

Vengeance is going for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Vengeance goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but Explosion counters it with

an elbowsmash.

Explosion whips Vengeance into the ropes.

Vengeance hits Explosion with a shoulderblock.

Vengeance leaves the ring.

He returns with the American flag.

Vengeance locks Explosion in a dragon sleeper.

Explosion tries to escape the hold.

 

 

Kevin Cole: This dragon sleeper is the first real submission hold of this match.

 

Nik Cain: I told you there would not be any finesse, but this is just common sense. This is a painful hold that cuts off the opponent’s breathing. Its also a hold that is not very hard to maintain, giving Vengeance time to recover.

 

 

Vengeance lets go after 29 seconds.

Vengeance whips Explosion into the ropes, but Explosion reverses it.

Vengeance hits Explosion with a kick.

Vengeance is going for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Vengeance hits him with the American flag.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Vengeance.

Vengeance goes for a forearm smash, but Explosion blocks it.

Explosion executes a double-axhandle chop on Vengeance.

Explosion hits Vengeance with a Northern Lights suplex.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Explosion nails Vengeance with a fisherman suplex.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Explosion uses a short lariat on Vengeance.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Explosion complains about a slow count.

Explosion uses a vertical suplex on Vengeance.

Explosion throws Vengeance out of the ring.

Explosion goes through the ropes.

Mr. America comes from behind, but Explosion nails Mr. America.

Vengeance goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but Explosion counters it with

a facerake.

Explosion knocks Vengeance into the ringsteps.

Explosion hits Vengeance with a short lariat.

Vengeance is busted wide open.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness!

 

Nik Cain: It looks like Explosion managed to open up a cut over Vengeance’s eye with that brutal clothesline.

 

 

Explosion whips Vengeance into the guardrail.

Explosion nails Vengeance with a flying forearm.

Explosion sets up a table.

Explosion whips Vengeance into the guardrail.

Explosion executes a choke slam on Vengeance.

Explosion sets up Vengeance on the table.

Explosion executes a brain buster through the table.

The table is broken in half.

Explosion is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Another brain buster through a table!

 

Nik Cain: Explosion is taking it to Vengeance like few, if any, have before.

 

 

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Explosion reenters the ring.

Vengeance follows him back in.

Explosion is going for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Explosion gets a headscissors submission on Vengeance.

Vengeance reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.

Explosion executes a Big Leg Drop on Vengeance.

Vengeance is bleeding like hell.

Explosion executes the Super Nova on Vengeance.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Super Nova!

 

 

Explosion goes for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Mr. America puts Vengeance's foot on the rope.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Mr. America breaks up the pin!

 

 

Vengeance hits Explosion with a series of forearm smashes.

Vengeance acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Vengeance uses a Cradle DDT on Explosion.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

Explosion executes a short lariat on Vengeance.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.

The crowd is wildly cheering Explosion with only a few scattered boos audible.

 

The winner is Explosion. Time of match: 0:08:08

 

 

Kevin Cole: Explosion almost took Vengeance’s head off! He gets the win and it will be Explosion versus Master Chuin for the newly created Intercontinental Title at The Lottery! We have got to take a break but, when we return, its main event time! And what a main event it is!

 

 

(Commercials)

 

 

Kevin Cole: We are back! Let’s get right to the ring for this huge 12 man main event!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a no-DQ-no-time-limit-12-man tag team elimination match.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Rose Morris, Alex DiGiacomo...

At a total combined weight of 1446 pounds...

 

"Made From the Best Stuff on Earth" Shawn Michaels, Quackman, Thespian Express,

Scion and Rhapsody

 

Their opponents...

Led to the ring by Rachel Morris, Jenna Jameson, and Susan Blake...

At a total combined weight of 1543 pounds...

 

Lords Of The Summit and "The Hardcore Revolutionary" Mark Paris

 

 

They lock up.

Skull Ganz uses a power bomb on Shawn Michaels.

Skull Ganz goes for a choke slam, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.

Shawn Michaels whips Skull Ganz into the ropes.

Shawn Michaels hits Skull Ganz with a kick.

Shawn Michaels nails Skull Ganz with a bodyslam.

Shawn Michaels does a crotch chop and yells "SUCK IT!".

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shawn Michaels.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Shawn Michaels and Skull Ganz are in to start this one off.

 

 

Shawn Michaels gives him a flying fistdrop, but Skull Ganz only stares at him.

Shawn Michaels hits Skull Ganz with a reverse neckbreaker.

Shawn Michaels is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Shawn Michaels goes for a flying elbowdrop, but Skull Ganz rolls out of the way.

Skull Ganz throws Shawn Michaels out of the ring.

Skull Ganz goes through the ropes.

Deathwish comes over to make it two-on-one.

Skull Ganz and Deathwish hit Shawn Michaels with a double bodyslam.

Tragedy comes over, but gets cut off.

Deathwish executes a dropkick on Shawn Michaels.

Skull Ganz hits a belly-to-back suplex on Shawn Michaels.

 

 

Nik Cain: Ganz and Wish were once one of the premiere tag teams in the world. So, they are having no problem isolating Michaels on the outside.

 

 

Skull Ganz nails Shawn Michaels with a legdrop.

Skull Ganz knocks Shawn Michaels into the ringsteps.

Skull Ganz is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Rose Morris comes from behind and distracts Skull Ganz.

Shawn Michaels whips Skull Ganz into the guardrail.

Shawn Michaels reenters the ring.

Skull Ganz follows him back in.

Shawn Michaels tags out to Tragedy.

Tragedy and Shawn Michaels whip Skull Ganz into the ropes.

They hit Skull Ganz with a double backdrop.

Shawn Michaels leaves the ring.

Tragedy takes Skull Ganz down with the Diamond Cutter.

Tragedy hits an Asai leg lariat on Skull Ganz.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Tragedy is in and going right after Skull Ganz!

 

Nik Cain: Not too surprising after the way Ganz and Sexton interjected themselves in the Thespians’ match against the Nightmare Express last week.

 

 

Tragedy runs into the ropes.

Skull Ganz misses with a shoulderblock.

Tragedy executes an Asai leg lariat on Skull Ganz.

Tragedy attempts to place Skull Ganz on the turnbuckle, but Skull Ganz

 blocks it.

Tragedy tags out to Comedy.

Tragedy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Comedy and Tragedy whip Skull Ganz into the ropes.

They hit Skull Ganz with a double backdrop.

Tragedy leaves the ring.

Comedy goes for a heart punch, but Skull Ganz blocks it.

Skull Ganz hits Comedy with the Tightrope armbreaker.

A portion of the crowd is booing Skull Ganz.

Skull Ganz tags out to Deathwish.

Deathwish uses brain buster into seated power bomb on Comedy.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Deathwish puts Comedy in an anklelock submission.

Comedy is struggling to reach the ropes.

Comedy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Deathwish goes for a high knee, but Comedy ducks out of the way.

Comedy tags out to Tragedy.

 

 

Nik Cain: Experience is becoming a factor as the veteran team of Comedy and Tragedy are using quick tags to stay fresh and keep their opponents on their toes. After all, fighting Tragedy is very different than fighting Comedy.

 

 

Dan Sexton enters the ring, but gets cut off.

Tragedy and Comedy whip Deathwish into the ropes.

They attempt to hit Deathwish with a double kick to the midsection, but he

 counters it with a double clothesline.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Deathwish.

Comedy leaves the ring.

Deathwish nails Tragedy with a vertical facebuster.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Deathwish whips Tragedy into the ropes, but Tragedy reverses it.

Deathwish hits Tragedy with a kick.

Deathwish climbs to the middle rope and yells at the crowd.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Deathwish.

 

 

Nik Cain: Wish and Tragedy have been waiting to get each other in the ring.

 

Kevin Cole: And they will have another chance at the pay per view.

 

 

Deathwish whips Tragedy into the ropes.

Deathwish misses with a shoulderblock.

Deathwish hits Tragedy with a backdrop.

Tragedy falls out of the ring.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, four, Tragedy reenters the ring.

Deathwish goes for a flying kneedrop, but Tragedy rolls out of the way.

Tragedy acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Tragedy stands on the buckle and raises his arms in the air.

Tragedy is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Tragedy catches Deathwish in an armbar submission.

Deathwish is struggling to reach the ropes.

Deathwish reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.

Tragedy goes for a back suplex, but Deathwish counters it with a go-behind.

Tragedy re-reverses it.

Tragedy hits Deathwish with a flatliner legsweep.

Tragedy acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Tragedy uses a missile dropkick on Deathwish.

Tragedy stands on the buckle and raises his arms in the air.

Tragedy acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Tragedy whips Deathwish into the ropes.

Tragedy goes for a buzzkiller, but Deathwish blocks it.

Deathwish tags out to Zoe Burgess.

Scion enters the ring and lays out Deathwish.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Scion.

 

 

Nik Cain: Wow, a female enters the match and Scion can’t get in there fast enough. He must either love beating up women, or love “accidentally” touching their breasts.

 

Kevin Cole: Well that is pretty hard to avoid when in the ring with Burgess.

 

Nik Cain: That might be the coolest thing you have said in your entire Hagar Wrinkle Free life. I must be rubbing off on you.

 

Kevin Cole: Oh lord no.

 

 

Tragedy and Scion whip Zoe Burgess into the ropes.

They hit Zoe Burgess with a double clothesline.

Scion leaves the ring.

Tragedy whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes, but Zoe Burgess reverses it.

Zoe Burgess hits Tragedy with an elbow.

Zoe Burgess nails Tragedy with a dropkick to the face.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Zoe Burgess.

Zoe Burgess is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Zoe Burgess tags out to Deathwish.

Zoe Burgess takes Tragedy down with a dropkick.

Deathwish hits Tragedy with a German suplex.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Zoe Burgess leaves the ring.

Deathwish goes for a split legged moonsault, but Tragedy rolls out of the way.

Tragedy whips Deathwish into the ropes.

Deathwish misses with a clothesline.

Deathwish misses with an elbow.

Deathwish hits Tragedy with a swinging neckbreaker.

Deathwish acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Deathwish nails Tragedy with a DDT.

Tragedy begs off.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Deathwish has Tragedy on the defensive now.

 

 

Deathwish takes Tragedy down with a low blow.

Deathwish tags out to Zoe Burgess.

Zoe Burgess and Deathwish hit Tragedy with a double dropkick.

Deathwish leaves the ring.

Zoe Burgess goes for a front facelock, but Tragedy blocks it.

Tragedy gets a buzzkiller on Zoe Burgess.

Tragedy lets go after 19 seconds.

Tragedy hits Zoe Burgess.

Tragedy is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

Zoe Burgess kicks Tragedy.

A portion of the crowd is booing Zoe Burgess.

Zoe Burgess punches Tragedy.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Zoe Burgess.

Zoe Burgess chops Tragedy.

Zoe Burgess nails Tragedy with an avalanche.

A portion of the crowd is booing Zoe Burgess.

Zoe Burgess hits Tragedy with a flying senton.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Zoe Burgess goes for a faceslam, but Tragedy blocks it.

Tragedy tags out to Scion.

Tragedy hits a power bomb on Zoe Burgess.

Tragedy leaves the ring.

Scion nails Zoe Burgess with a double arm DDT.

Scion is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Scion gets an armbar submission on Zoe Burgess.

Zoe Burgess is struggling to reach the ropes.

Zoe Burgess tries to fight the pain.

Zoe Burgess reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds.

Zoe Burgess begs off.

Scion hits a bulldog headlock on Zoe Burgess.

Scion leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Scion runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.

Scion goes for a frog splash, but Zoe Burgess gets his knees up.

Zoe Burgess tags out to Deathwish.

Deathwish and Zoe Burgess whip Scion into the ropes.

They hit Scion with a double clothesline.

Zoe Burgess leaves the ring.

Deathwish whips Scion into the ropes, but Scion reverses it.

Deathwish hits a swinging neckbreaker on Scion.

Scion begs off.

 

 

Nik Cain: Scion is looking a bit less aggressive in there against Deathwish. Of course, there is no shame in being a little intimidated by the former TV Champ.

 

 

Deathwish whips Scion into the ropes, but Scion reverses it.

Deathwish misses with a kick.

Deathwish hits Scion with a kick.

Deathwish runs into the ropes.

Deathwish nails Scion with a high knee.

Deathwish uses a split legged moonsault on Scion.

Deathwish is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Deathwish locks Scion in a forearm choke.

Scion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Deathwish whips Scion into the turnbuckle.

Deathwish runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Scion lifts his knee.

Scion throws Deathwish out of the ring.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Deathwish

 reenters the ring.

Scion takes Deathwish down with a superkick.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Scion.

Scion tags out to Tragedy.

Tragedy and Scion hit Deathwish with a double back suplex.

Zoe Burgess enters the ring, but gets cut off.

Tragedy and Scion whip Deathwish into the ropes.

They attempt to hit Deathwish with a double elbowsmash, but he counters

it with a duck-down move.

Deathwish hits them with a double clothesline.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Tragedy and Scion try to double team Deathwish but he takes them both down with a clothesline!

 

 

Scion leaves the ring.

Deathwish takes Tragedy down with a tiger bomb.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

Tragedy hits Deathwish.

Tragedy seemingly enjoys the boos.

Tragedy kicks Deathwish.

Tragedy takes Deathwish down with a DDT.

Tragedy seemingly enjoys the boos.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin removes the chair from the ring.

Tragedy runs into the ropes.

Deathwish misses with an elbow.

Tragedy takes Deathwish down with an Asai leg lariat.

Tragedy locks Deathwish in a figure-four leglock.

Deathwish's shoulders are on the mat.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, shoulder up.

Deathwish is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Deathwish breaks the hold after 14 seconds.

Deathwish hits Tragedy with a tornado DDT.

A portion of the crowd is booing Deathwish.

Deathwish is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Zoe Burgess enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Shawn Michaels enters the ring, but gets cut off.

Zoe Burgess hits a back suplex on Tragedy.

Deathwish leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Deathwish takes the chair.

Deathwish executes a split legged moonsault with the chair on Tragedy.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Deathwish.

Shawn Michaels gets back up and throws Zoe Burgess out of the ring.

Shawn Michaels leaves the ring.

Tragedy throws Deathwish out of the ring.

Tragedy goes through the ropes.

Tragedy whips Deathwish into the guardrail.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  1.

Tragedy nails Deathwish with a spinwheel kick.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  2.

Shawn Michaels comes over to make it two-on-one.

Shawn Michaels takes the chair.

Shawn Michaels goes for a back suplex, but Deathwish counters it with

a go-behind.

Deathwish whips Tragedy into the guardrail.

Deathwish takes Tragedy down with a snap suplex.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  3.

Deathwish reenters the ring.

Tragedy follows him back in.

Tragedy brings the table into the ring.

Deathwish whips Tragedy into the turnbuckle.

Deathwish takes Tragedy down with a short clothesline.

Deathwish sets up Tragedy on the table.

Deathwish executes a DDT through the table.

The table is broken in half.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Deathwish.

Deathwish is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Amazing! Tragedy kicks out after receiving a DDT through a table!

 

 

Deathwish executes the Shooting Star on Tragedy.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, Rhapsody puts Tragedy's

foot on the rope.

 

 

Nik Cain: But he needed a bit of help after the Shooting Star.

 

 

Deathwish nails Tragedy with a dropkick.

Deathwish is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Deathwish runs into the ropes.

Tragedy nails Deathwish with an enzuigiri.

Tragedy is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Susan Blake enters the ring and hits Tragedy with the Mace.

Before Susan Blake connects, Tragedy moves out of the way.

Susan Blake hits Deathwish.

Tragedy throws Susan Blake over the top rope.

Tragedy goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Blake with a big mistake but Deathwish with a big kick out!

 

 

Tragedy uses a Northern Lights suplex on Deathwish.

Tragedy stands on the buckle and raises his arms in the air.

Tragedy is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Susan Blake throws Deathwish the Mace, but Tragedy intercepts it.

Tragedy hits Deathwish with it and goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...

 

 

Nik Cain: And again Blake almost costs Wish.

 

 

Tragedy runs into the ropes.

Susan Blake trips Tragedy.

Tragedy attempts to place Deathwish on the turnbuckle, but Deathwish blocks it.

Tragedy whips Deathwish into the ropes.

Tragedy goes for a dropkick to the groin, but Deathwish side-steps and Tragedy

 only hits air.

Deathwish is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Deathwish tags out to Most Holy.

Most Holy and Deathwish whip Tragedy into the ropes.

They hit Tragedy with a double fist to the midsection.

Deathwish leaves the ring.

Most Holy whips Tragedy into the ropes, but Tragedy reverses it.

Most Holy uses a flying clothesline on Tragedy.

Most Holy is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Tragedy begs off.

Deathwish enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Most Holy and Deathwish hit Tragedy with a double DDT.

Most Holy and Deathwish whip Tragedy into the ropes.

Most Holy and Deathwish hit Tragedy with a double superkick.

Deathwish leaves the ring.

Most Holy uses a powerslam on Tragedy.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Most Holy executes an enzuigiri on Tragedy.

A portion of the crowd is booing Most Holy.

Most Holy goes for a piledriver, but Tragedy blocks it.

Tragedy nails Most Holy with a spinwheel kick.

Tragedy whips Most Holy into the ropes, but Most Holy reverses it.

Most Holy hits an inverted atomic drop on Tragedy.

Most Holy runs into the ropes.

Tragedy misses with a clothesline.

Tragedy misses with a clothesline.

Tragedy misses with a clothesline.

 

 

Nik Cain: Tragedy is obviously on dream street right now. He desperately needs to tag one of his partners in.

 

 

Most Holy hits Tragedy with a kick.

Most Holy runs into the ropes.

Most Holy misses with a shoulderblock.

Most Holy hits Tragedy with a clothesline.

Rhapsody enters the ring and hits Most Holy with the electric guitar.

Most Holy is out cold.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness! What a shot!

 

 

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tragedy.

Tragedy gets a double chickenwing submission on Most Holy.

Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Tragedy hits Most Holy with a back suplex.

Tragedy executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Most Holy.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Tragedy goes for an Aztecan suplex, but Most Holy counters it with a go-behind.

Most Holy takes Tragedy down with an enzuigiri.

A portion of the crowd is booing Most Holy.

Most Holy hits a flying splash on Tragedy.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Most Holy gets an abdominal stretch on Tragedy.

Tragedy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Most Holy goes for a spinebuster slam, but Tragedy counters it with

a small package.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Tragedy complains about a slow count.

Tragedy throws Most Holy out of the ring.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

nine, Most Holy reenters the ring.

Comedy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Comedy takes Most Holy down with a powerslam.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Comedy.

Zoe Burgess enters the ring and throws Comedy out of the ring.

Zoe Burgess nails Tragedy with a lariat.

Most Holy goes for a flying legdrop, but Rhapsody shoves him off the turnbuckle.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Most Holy.

Tragedy and Comedy whip Most Holy into the ropes.

They hit Most Holy with a double backdrop.

Zoe Burgess leaves the ring.

Tragedy catches Most Holy in a crossleg suspended deathlock.

Most Holy is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Most Holy breaks the hold after 5 seconds.

Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Tragedy.

Most Holy goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.

 

Tragedy has been eliminated.

Most Holy is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Holy Roller! Tragedy has been eliminated!

 

 

They lock up.

Quackman hits Most Holy.

Quackman is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Quackman kicks Most Holy.

Quackman nails Most Holy with a jack-knife power bomb.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Quackman is in for his team and going right at the World Champion!

 

 

Quackman goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Most Holy blocks it.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin removes the chair from the ring.

Most Holy tags out to Deathwish.

Most Holy hits a clothesline on Quackman.

Deathwish goes for a German suplex, but Quackman counters it with a go-behind.

In turn, Deathwish counters it with an elbowsmash.

Comedy enters the ring and throws Most Holy out of the ring.

Comedy leaves the ring.

Quackman hits Air Sabu on Deathwish.

Quackman goes for a backbreaker, but Deathwish blocks it.

Deathwish leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Deathwish sets up the chair.

Deathwish goes for a DDT, but Quackman blocks it.

Quackman throws Deathwish off the turnbuckle.

Quackman hits a fallaway slam on Deathwish.

Quackman hits a backward kick on Deathwish.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin removes the chair from the ring.

Comedy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Quackman and Comedy hit Deathwish with a double bodyslam.

 

 

Nik Cain: Comedy and Quackman bring all new meaning to the term odd couple.

 

 

Quackman and Comedy whip Deathwish into the ropes.

They hit Deathwish with a double elbowsmash.

Most Holy enters the ring and throws Comedy out of the ring.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Most Holy.

Most Holy takes Quackman down with a clothesline.

Deathwish goes for a German suplex, but Quackman blocks it.

Most Holy leaves the ring.

Quackman throws Deathwish out of the ring.

Quackman jumps onto him with a Flying Senton Backsplash.

Quackman knocks Deathwish into the ringsteps.

Comedy comes over to make it two-on-one.

Most Holy comes over, but gets cut off.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  1.

Quackman whips Deathwish into the guardrail.

Quackman takes Deathwish down with an enzuigiri.

Comedy comes over to make it two-on-one.

Quackman and Comedy hit Deathwish with a double back suplex.

Most Holy comes over and lays out Comedy.

Most Holy hits a jumping DDT on Quackman.

Deathwish goes for a split legged moonsault, but Quackman gets his knees up.

Comedy comes over to make it two-on-one.

Comedy hits a bodyslam on Deathwish.

Quackman takes Deathwish down with a flying bodypress.

Quackman grabs a chair.

Quackman sets up the chair.

Quackman goes for a brain buster, but Deathwish counters it with

a vertical suplex.

Deathwish reenters the ring.

Quackman follows him back in.

Quackman throws Deathwish out of the ring.

Quackman goes through the ropes.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  1.

Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind and distracts Deathwish.

Quackman whips Deathwish into the guardrail.

Comedy comes over to make it two-on-one.

Most Holy comes over and lays out Comedy.

Most Holy hits Quackman with a superkick.

Deathwish goes for a German suplex, but Quackman blocks it.

Comedy comes over to make it two-on-one.

Most Holy comes over, but gets cut off.

Quackman and Comedy hit Deathwish with a double brain buster.

Quackman and Comedy hit Deathwish with a double bodyslam.

 

 

Nik Cain: Seriously, the story of this match might be just how well Quacks and Comedy worked together. Though I somehow doubt Tragedy has to worry about his job security.

 

 

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  2.

Comedy comes over to make it two-on-one.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Quackman executes flying headscissors on Deathwish.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  3.

Deathwish is busted wide open.

Comedy comes over to make it two-on-one.

Quackman sets up a table.

Quackman uses a flying bodypress on Deathwish.

Quackman reenters the ring.

Deathwish follows him back in.

Quackman executes the The People's Facebite on Deathwish.

Deathwish is struggling to reach the ropes.

Deathwish tries to fight the pain.

Deathwish submits after 14 seconds.

 

Deathwish has been eliminated.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Quackman.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Deathwish has been eliminated! It’s tied up at five men each!

 

Nik Cain: Comedy and Quacks really did a number on Wish. But now Quacks has to contend with Ganz.

 

 

They lock up.

Skull Ganz takes Quackman down with a vertical suplex.

Skull Ganz chops Quackman.

A portion of the crowd is booing Skull Ganz.

Skull Ganz hits Quackman.

A portion of the crowd is booing Skull Ganz.

Quackman begs off.

Quackman takes Skull Ganz down with Air Sabu.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Quackman.

Quackman tags out to Shawn Michaels.

Shawn Michaels runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.

Shawn Michaels uses a dropkick on Skull Ganz.

Shawn Michaels uses a kick to the midsection on Skull Ganz.

Shawn Michaels gives him a reverse neckbreaker, but Skull Ganz only stares at

him.

Shawn Michaels runs into the ropes.

Skull Ganz hits Shawn Michaels with a clothesline.

Shawn Michaels falls out of the ring.

 

 

Nik Cain: Michaels looks to be having very little luck against the big man.

 

 

Skull Ganz goes through the ropes.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  1.

Quackman comes over to make it two-on-one.

Shawn Michaels and Quackman hit Skull Ganz with a double clothesline.

Shawn Michaels sets up Skull Ganz on the table.

Shawn Michaels executes a piledriver through the table.

The table is broken in half.

Shawn Michaels seemingly enjoys the boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!

 

Nik Cain: Well that seemed to have an effect.

 

 

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Rose Morris comes from behind and distracts Skull Ganz.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  2.

Shawn Michaels reenters the ring.

Skull Ganz follows him back in.

Skull Ganz brings the table into the ring.

Skull Ganz whips Shawn Michaels into the turnbuckle, but Shawn Michaels

 reverses it.

Shawn Michaels gives the sign for the Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Superkick.

Shawn Michaels executes the Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Superkick on Skull Ganz.

Shawn Michaels is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

Shawn Michaels goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, Susan Blake puts Skull Ganz's

foot on the rope.

 

 

Nik Cain: Blake finally manages to do something right.

 

 

Shawn Michaels punches Skull Ganz.

Shawn Michaels seemingly enjoys the boos.

Shawn Michaels kicks Skull Ganz.

Shawn Michaels seemingly enjoys the boos.

Shawn Michaels chops Skull Ganz.

Shawn Michaels seemingly enjoys the boos.

Skull Ganz kicks Shawn Michaels.

Shawn Michaels kicks Skull Ganz.

Shawn Michaels sets up Skull Ganz on the table.

Shawn Michaels executes a piledriver through the table.

The table is broken in half.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Another piledriver through a table!

 

 

Skull Ganz hits a power bomb on Shawn Michaels.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Skull Ganz.

Skull Ganz uses a choke slam on Shawn Michaels.

Skull Ganz leaves the ring.

He returns with the Spiked Glove.

Skull Ganz hits him with the Spiked Glove.

Skull Ganz gives the sign for the Skull Crusher.

Skull Ganz goes for the Skull Crusher, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.

Skull Ganz goes for a vertical suplex, but Shawn Michaels reverses it.

Shawn Michaels tags out to Quackman.

Dan Sexton enters the ring, but gets cut off.

Shawn Michaels executes a dropkick on Skull Ganz.

Quackman goes for a back suplex, but Skull Ganz blocks it.

Shawn Michaels leaves the ring.

Skull Ganz whips Quackman into the ropes.

Skull Ganz hits Quackman with a clothesline.

Skull Ganz is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Skull Ganz goes for a choke lift, but Quackman counters it with

a kick to the midsection.

Skull Ganz delivers a superkick to the throat.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!

 

Nik Cain: I have not read the bible in a while, but there must be something in there about not kicking midgets in their throats. It just feels wrong.

 

 

A portion of the crowd is booing Skull Ganz.

He goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, Alex DiGiacomo distracts

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin.

Skull Ganz hits a fist to the midsection on Quackman.

Skull Ganz gives the sign for the Skull Crusher.

Skull Ganz executes the Skull Crusher on Quackman.

Skull Ganz acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Skull Ganz goes for the pin.

There is no referee to count.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin is back on the job.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.

 

Quackman has been eliminated.

Skull Ganz seemingly enjoys the boos.

 

 

Nik Cain: And Ganz puts Quacks away with relative ease. Now Scion is back in.

 

 

They lock up.

Scion puts Skull Ganz in the cross-face chicken wing.

Skull Ganz is struggling to reach the ropes.

Skull Ganz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds.

Scion takes Skull Ganz down with a superkick.

Scion runs into the ropes.

Skull Ganz goes for a bodyslam, but Scion blocks it.

Scion tags out to Rhapsody.

Rhapsody and Scion whip Skull Ganz into the ropes.

They hit Skull Ganz with a double kick to the midsection.

Rhapsody and Scion hit Skull Ganz with a double flying kneedrop.

Scion leaves the ring.

Rhapsody hits a kneelift on Skull Ganz.

Rhapsody executes the Unchained Melody on Skull Ganz.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Unchained Melody on Ganz!

 

 

Rhapsody goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, Susan Blake distracts

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin.

 

 

Nik Cain: Ganz almost got pinned by Rhapsody. He has been in there a while, and was attacked by Gary Coleman earlier, but still. I’ll just chalk it up to the move taking him by surprise.

 

 

Rhapsody takes Skull Ganz down with jumping tombstone piledriver.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin is back on the job.

Rhapsody whips Skull Ganz into the ropes, but Skull Ganz reverses it.

Rhapsody goes for the Mandible Claw, but Skull Ganz counters it with

a Soviet suplex.

Skull Ganz is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Skull Ganz uses a crucifix power bomb on Rhapsody.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Dan Sexton enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Skull Ganz and Dan Sexton whip Rhapsody into the ropes.

They attempt to hit Rhapsody with a double kick to the midsection, but she

 counters it with a double clothesline.

Dan Sexton leaves the ring.

Rhapsody gives him a Russian legsweep, but Skull Ganz only stares at her.

Susan Blake enters the ring and hits Rhapsody with the Mace.

Skull Ganz goes for the Tightrope armbreaker, but Rhapsody blocks it.

Rhapsody tags out to Scion.

Dan Sexton enters the ring and lays out Rhapsody.

Dan Sexton leaves the ring.

Skull Ganz uses a kneelift on Scion.

Skull Ganz whips Scion into the turnbuckle, but Scion reverses it.

Scion runs shoulder-first into the corner.

Scion executes a catwalk spinning leg lariat on Skull Ganz.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Nice move by Scion!

 

 

Scion runs into the ropes.

Skull Ganz hits Scion with an elbow.

Skull Ganz tags out to Zoe Burgess.

Zoe Burgess and Skull Ganz whip Scion into the ropes.

They hit Scion with a double kick to the midsection.

Comedy enters the ring and lays out Skull Ganz.

Comedy leaves the ring.

Scion whips Zoe Burgess into the turnbuckle, but Zoe Burgess reverses it.

Zoe Burgess charges into the corner.

Zoe Burgess attempts to place Scion on the turnbuckle, but Scion blocks it.

Zoe Burgess hits Scion with a dropkick.

Zoe Burgess nails Scion with a pumphandle slam.

A portion of the crowd is booing Zoe Burgess.

Zoe Burgess nails Scion with a dropkick to the face.

Zoe Burgess is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Zoe Burgess whips Scion into the ropes.

Zoe Burgess hits Scion with a backdrop.

Scion falls out of the ring.

Zoe Burgess goes through the ropes.

Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one.

Shawn Michaels comes over and lays out Dan Sexton.

Shawn Michaels is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

Shawn Michaels executes a flying fistdrop on Zoe Burgess.

Scion takes Zoe Burgess down with a backdrop driver.

Scion is handed a pizza cutter.

Scion hits her with the pizza cutter.

Scion seemingly enjoys the boos.

 

 

Nik Cain: The fans didn’t seem to approve of that.

 

 

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  1.

Scion reenters the ring.

Zoe Burgess follows him back in.

Zoe Burgess brings the the pizza cutter into the ring.

Scion hits a dropkick to the face on Zoe Burgess.

Scion tags out to Shawn Michaels.

Scion executes a double arm DDT on Zoe Burgess.

The crowd seems to be rallying behind Scion.

 

 

Nik Cain: But that was okay. So remember, slashing woman with pizza cutter is bad, nailing her with DDT is a-ok.

 

 

Scion leaves the ring.

Shawn Michaels goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Zoe Burgess blocks it.

Dan Sexton enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Dan Sexton goes for an inverted DDT, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.

Dan Sexton rolls out of the ring.

Shawn Michaels goes for a piledriver, but Zoe Burgess blocks it.

Shawn Michaels begs off.

Dan Sexton enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Zoe Burgess and Dan Sexton hit Shawn Michaels with a double flying axhandle.

Zoe Burgess and Dan Sexton hit Shawn Michaels with a double flying axhandle.

Zoe Burgess and Dan Sexton whip Shawn Michaels into the ropes.

They hit Shawn Michaels with a double fist to the midsection.

Dan Sexton leaves the ring.

Zoe Burgess executes a fist to the midsection on Shawn Michaels.

Zoe Burgess tags out to Dan Sexton.

Dan Sexton nails Shawn Michaels with a belly-to-belly suplex.

Dan Sexton gives the sign for the Racial Purification.

Dan Sexton executes the Racial Purification on Shawn Michaels.

The crowd is cheering on Dan Sexton.

Dan Sexton goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, Scion makes the save.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Scion saves Michaels after Sexton nailed the Racial Purification!

 

 

Shawn Michaels tags out to Comedy.

Comedy whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.

Dan Sexton takes Comedy down with a backspin DDT.

Dan Sexton hits a reverse DDT on Comedy.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Dan Sexton goes for an inverted DDT, but Comedy blocks it.

Comedy places Dan Sexton on the turnbuckle.

Comedy hits Dan Sexton with a belly-to-belly superplex.

The crowd is booing Comedy.

Comedy runs into the ropes.

Dan Sexton misses with an elbow.

Dan Sexton gives him a savate kick, but Comedy only stares at him.

Dan Sexton goes for a stomach claw, but Comedy blocks it.

Shawn Michaels enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Shawn Michaels takes Dan Sexton down with a dropkick.

Comedy goes for an inverted power bomb, but Dan Sexton blocks it.

Shawn Michaels leaves the ring.

Dan Sexton goes for an earringer, but Comedy blocks it.

Comedy executes a series of headbutts to the head on Dan Sexton.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Comedy slashes him with a pizza cutter.

Comedy hits a power bomb on Dan Sexton.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Comedy goes for the Russian Sickle, but Dan Sexton ducks out of the way.

Dan Sexton goes for muay thai leg kick, but Comedy blocks it.

Comedy uses a back suplex on Dan Sexton.

Comedy kicks Dan Sexton.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Dan Sexton kicks Comedy.

Dan Sexton is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Dan Sexton punches Comedy.

Dan Sexton is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Dan Sexton punches Comedy.

Comedy hits Dan Sexton.

Comedy chops Dan Sexton.

Dan Sexton hits Comedy.

The crowd is cheering on Dan Sexton.

Dan Sexton tags out to Mark Paris.

 

 

Nik Cain: And someone finally decides to tag in Paris. And, by tag, I mean punch him in the face and toss him in the ring.

 

 

Dan Sexton goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Comedy blocks it.

Dan Sexton rolls out of the ring.

Comedy catches Mark Paris in a hangman.

Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Comedy hits Mark Paris with a headbutt to the midsection.

Comedy takes a swing at Mark Paris with the pizza cutter, but he

 gets out of the way.

Mark Paris snatches the pizza cutter from him.

Mark Paris hits him with the pizza cutter.

Dan Sexton enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Dan Sexton goes for an inverted DDT, but Comedy blocks it.

Dan Sexton rolls out of the ring.

Comedy takes Mark Paris down with the Russian Sickle.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Comedy goes for delayed vertical suplex, but Mark Paris counters it with

a vertical suplex.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Mark Paris.

Comedy re-reverses it.

Rhapsody enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Dan Sexton enters the ring and lays out Rhapsody.

Mark Paris and Dan Sexton whip Comedy into the ropes.

They attempt to hit Comedy with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a

double headsmash.

A portion of the crowd is booing Comedy.

Comedy and Rhapsody whip Mark Paris into the ropes.

They attempt to hit Mark Paris with a double elbowsmash, but he counters

it with a duck-down move.

Mark Paris hits them with a double clothesline.

Dan Sexton leaves the ring.

Mark Paris runs into the ropes.

Mark Paris executes a back heel kick on Comedy.

Mark Paris goes for a DDT, but Comedy counters it with an inverted atomic drop.

Comedy chops Mark Paris.

Comedy chops Mark Paris.

Comedy goes for a choke lift, but Mark Paris counters it with a facerake.

Dan Sexton enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Dan Sexton hits a reverse DDT on Comedy.

Mark Paris nails Comedy with a flying elbowdrop.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, Rhapsody doesn't make it in time...

 three.

Comedy complains about a fast count.

 

Comedy has been eliminated.

A portion of the crowd is booing Mark Paris.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Paris has eliminated Comedy!

 

Nik Cain: And Michaels and Scion’s team is down three to five. The odds are not looking to be in their favor right about now.

 

 

They lock up.

Mark Paris hits a tornado DDT on Scion.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Mark Paris.

Scion begs off.

Mark Paris catches Scion in a chokehold.

Scion is struggling to reach the ropes.

Scion is writhing in pain.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin asks Scion if he's still there.

Scion nods.

Mark Paris lets go after 24 seconds.

Scion begs off.

Dan Sexton enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Mark Paris and Dan Sexton whip Scion into the ropes.

Mark Paris and Dan Sexton hit Scion with a double bodyslam.

Dan Sexton leaves the ring.

Mark Paris runs into the ropes.

Scion misses with an elbow.

Scion hits Mark Paris with a kick.

Scion slashes him with a pizza cutter.

Mark Paris is busted wide open.

 

 

Nik Cain: Many times have the fans screamed for Paris’ blood. Well, they are getting some tonight thanks to Scion.

 

 

Scion tags out to Rhapsody.

Rhapsody whips Mark Paris into the ropes.

Rhapsody hits Mark Paris with a shoulderblock.

Rhapsody nails Mark Paris with a kneelift.

Rhapsody uses a bulldog headlock on Mark Paris.

Rhapsody is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, Dan Sexton doesn't make it in time...

 three.

 

Mark Paris has been eliminated.

Rhapsody is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

 

 

Nik Cain: Mark Paris has just been eliminated by a woman. Shhh. The sound you are hearing is the sound of thousands of people laughing.

 

 

They lock up.

Zoe Burgess goes for a dropkick, but Rhapsody side-steps and Zoe Burgess

 only hits air.

Rhapsody blows kisses to the crowd.

Rhapsody is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Rhapsody takes a swing at Zoe Burgess with the pizza cutter, but she

 gets out of the way.

Zoe Burgess snatches the pizza cutter from her.

Zoe Burgess hits her with the pizza cutter.

Zoe Burgess nails Rhapsody with a fist to the midsection.

Zoe Burgess throws Rhapsody out of the ring.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, Rhapsody reenters the ring.

Zoe Burgess uses an avalanche on Rhapsody.

The crowd is booing Zoe Burgess.

Zoe Burgess whips Rhapsody into the ropes, but Rhapsody reverses it.

Zoe Burgess misses with a shoulderblock.

Rhapsody misses with an elbow.

Zoe Burgess uses a backspin DDT on Rhapsody.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Zoe Burgess is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Zoe Burgess throws Rhapsody out of the ring.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

nine, ten.

 

Rhapsody has been eliminated.

The crowd is booing Zoe Burgess.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Rhapsody is gone! She has been eliminated by the woman who will challenge her for her title next week at the Lottery!

 

Nik Cain: And so its down to Scion and Michaels.

 

They lock up.

Zoe Burgess begs off.

Shawn Michaels hits an inverted atomic drop on Zoe Burgess.

Shawn Michaels hits Zoe Burgess.

Shawn Michaels hits Zoe Burgess.

Shawn Michaels is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

Zoe Burgess kicks Shawn Michaels.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Zoe Burgess.

Zoe Burgess chops Shawn Michaels.

A portion of the crowd is booing Zoe Burgess.

Zoe Burgess whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes.

Shawn Michaels misses with a kick.

Zoe Burgess misses with a clothesline.

Zoe Burgess misses with a kick.

Shawn Michaels misses with a shoulderblock.

Shawn Michaels misses with a clothesline.

Zoe Burgess hits Shawn Michaels with a kick.

Zoe Burgess goes for a kick to the head, but Shawn Michaels

 ducks out of the way.

Shawn Michaels whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes.

Shawn Michaels hits Zoe Burgess with an elbow.

Shawn Michaels goes for an abdominal stretch, but Zoe Burgess reverses it.

Shawn Michaels is inching his way towards the ropes.

Shawn Michaels tries to fight the pain.

Shawn Michaels breaks the hold after 32 seconds.

Zoe Burgess begs off.

Shawn Michaels tags out to Scion.

Shawn Michaels nails Zoe Burgess with a clothesline.

Scion hits Zoe Burgess with a backdrop driver.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Scion and Shawn Michaels hit Zoe Burgess with a double back suplex.

Shawn Michaels goes for a back suplex, but Zoe Burgess

 turns in mid-air and lands on him.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Shawn Michaels rolls out of the ring.

Zoe Burgess uses an avalanche on Scion.

All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.

Zoe Burgess nails Scion with a kick to the head.

The boos are resurfacing again.

Zoe Burgess uses a butt-bump on Scion.

Zoe Burgess tags out to Skull Ganz.

Skull Ganz and Zoe Burgess whip Scion into the ropes.

They hit Scion with a double elbowsmash.

Shawn Michaels enters the ring, but gets cut off.

Skull Ganz and Zoe Burgess whip Scion into the ropes.

They hit Scion with a double backdrop.

Zoe Burgess leaves the ring.

Skull Ganz goes for a kneelift, but Scion counters it with a legsweep.

Scion throws Skull Ganz out of the ring.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

Skull Ganz reenters the ring.

Scion hits a double arm DDT on Skull Ganz.

The cheers for Scion are drowning out the boos.

Scion uses a twisting moonsault on Skull Ganz.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: So close! Skull Ganz just barely got the shoulder up!

 

 

Scion runs into the ropes.

Skull Ganz misses with a kick.

Scion goes for a spinwheel enzuigiri to the face, but Skull Ganz side-steps and

Scion only hits air.

Skull Ganz gives the sign for the Skull Crusher.

Skull Ganz executes the Skull Crusher on Scion.

A portion of the crowd is booing Skull Ganz.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Skull Crusher!

 

 

Skull Ganz goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...

 

 

Nik Cain: But he was too close to the ropes.

 

 

Skull Ganz puts Scion in the torture rack.

Scion is writhing in pain.

Scion submits after 14 seconds.

 

Scion has been eliminated.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Skull Ganz.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Ganz has just defeated the top contender for the World Title! Shawn Michaels is all alone and Ganz is going right after him!

 

 

They lock up.

Skull Ganz takes Shawn Michaels down with a kneelift.

Skull Ganz takes Shawn Michaels down with a guillotine drop onto the top rope.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Skull Ganz.

Skull Ganz hits a choke slam on Shawn Michaels.

A portion of the crowd is booing Skull Ganz.

Skull Ganz executes the Skull Crusher on Shawn Michaels.

Skull Ganz goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.

 

Shawn Michaels has been eliminated.

Skull Ganz is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

 

The winners are the Lords of the Summit and Mark Paris. Time of match: 0:41:38

~~~~~

 

 

Kevin Cole: Ganz has done it! He defeated both Scion and Michaels. Deathwish is coming back out and the entire LoS is celebrating the win! We are out of time! See you next week when we come to you live from Madison Square Garden for The Lottery! Don’t even think of missing it!

 

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