This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by his own body odor...

At a total combined weight of 431 pounds...

 

Jason Schultz and "Big" Tex

 

Their opponents...

At a total combined weight of 405 pounds...

 

The Goodfellas

 

 

They lock up.

Tony Montana whips Tex into the ropes, but Tex reverses it.

Tony Montana hits Tex with a clothesline.

Tex falls out of the ring.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, Tex reenters the ring.

Tony Montana goes for a springboard bulldog, but Tex side-steps and Tony Montana

 only hits air.

Tex runs into the ropes.

Tony Montana hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Tex.

The crowd is starting to get behind Tony Montana.

Tony Montana is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, shoulder up.

Tony Montana takes Tex down with a bodyslam.

Tony Montana tags out to Young Gotti.

Young Gotti goes for springboard hurricanranna, but Tex blocks it.

Tex tags out to Jason Schultz.

Tony Montana enters the ring and throws Tex out of the ring.

A small "Tony Montana" chant is being started.

Young Gotti and Tony Montana hit Jason Schultz with a double bodyslam.

Tony Montana leaves the ring.

Young Gotti takes Jason Schultz down with a Frankensteiner.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.

Young Gotti throws Jason Schultz out of the ring.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, Jason Schultz reenters the ring.

Young Gotti goes for rolling clothesline, but Jason Schultz

 ducks out of the way.

Jason Schultz throws Young Gotti out of the ring.

Jason Schultz goes through the ropes.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  1.

Jason Schultz reenters the ring.

Young Gotti follows him back in.

Young Gotti brings the table into the ring.

Tex enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Jason Schultz and Tex whip Young Gotti into the ropes.

Jason Schultz and Tex hit Young Gotti with a double bodyslam.

Tex leaves the ring.

Jason Schultz hits a slap on Young Gotti.

Jason Schultz whips Young Gotti into the ropes.

Young Gotti misses with a shoulderblock.

Jason Schultz hits Young Gotti with a shoulderblock.

Jason Schultz runs into the ropes.

Young Gotti hits Jason Schultz with a backdrop.

Young Gotti whips Jason Schultz into the ropes.

Young Gotti hits Jason Schultz with a kick.

Young Gotti tags out to Tony Montana.

Tex enters the ring and lays out Young Gotti.

A small "Tex" chant is being started.

Jason Schultz and Tex hit Tony Montana with a double atomic drop.

Tex leaves the ring.

Jason Schultz whips Tony Montana into the ropes.

Jason Schultz hits Tony Montana with an elbow.

Jason Schultz is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Jason Schultz complains about a slow count.

Jason Schultz executes a legsweep on Tony Montana.

Jason Schultz executes the Long Strange Trip on Tony Montana.

Tony Montana is writhing in pain.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin checks Tony Montana's arm.

He lifts it... it falls.

He lifts it... it falls.

He lifts it... it stays up !

Tony Montana fights his way out of the hold after 24 seconds.

Tony Montana tags out to Young Gotti.

Tex enters the ring and lays out Tony Montana.

Jason Schultz and Tex whip Young Gotti into the ropes.

They hit Young Gotti with a double kick to the midsection.

Tex leaves the ring.

Jason Schultz hits Young Gotti with a bodyslam.

Jason Schultz goes for an abdominal stretch, but Young Gotti counters it with

an elbowsmash.

Young Gotti sets up Jason Schultz on the table.

Young Gotti tries to drive Jason Schultz through the table with

an Arabian Facebuster, but he blocks it.

Jason Schultz nails Young Gotti with a butterfly suplex.

Jason Schultz is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Jason Schultz goes for a monkey flip, but Young Gotti blocks it.

Young Gotti sets up Jason Schultz on the table.

Young Gotti tries to drive Jason Schultz through the table with

an Arabian Facebuster, but he blocks it.

Jason Schultz whips Young Gotti into the turnbuckle.

Jason Schultz runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Young Gotti lifts his

 knee.

Young Gotti throws Jason Schultz out of the ring.

Young Gotti goes for a corkscrew plancha, but Jason Schultz

 moves out of the way.

Jason Schultz hits Young Gotti with a legsweep.

Jason Schultz nails Young Gotti with a double-axhandle to the back.

Jason Schultz reenters the ring.

Young Gotti follows him back in.

Jason Schultz hits Young Gotti with a flying hip attack.

Jason Schultz is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.

Jason Schultz takes Young Gotti down with a knifehand chop.

Young Gotti goes for a German suplex, but Jason Schultz blocks it.

Jason Schultz hits Young Gotti with a hair pull.

Jason Schultz hits Young Gotti with an eye poke.

Jason Schultz puts Young Gotti in an abdominal stretch.

Young Gotti reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Jason Schultz nails Young Gotti with a monkey flip.

Young Gotti goes for the Liger Bomb, but Jason Schultz counters it with

a kneebar.

Young Gotti reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Jason Schultz whips Young Gotti into the ropes, but Young Gotti reverses it.

Young Gotti nails Jason Schultz with a clothesline.

Young Gotti sets up Jason Schultz on the table.

Young Gotti executes the Mob Mentality through the table.

The table is broken in half.

Young Gotti is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Young Gotti climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jason Schultz throws him

 to the mat.

Jason Schultz goes for a knifehand chop, but Young Gotti counters it with

a single-leg takedown into a leglock.

Jason Schultz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Young Gotti goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Jason Schultz blocks it.

Jason Schultz tags out to Tex.

Tex and Jason Schultz whip Young Gotti into the ropes.

They hit Young Gotti with a double clothesline.

Tex and Jason Schultz whip Young Gotti into the ropes.

They hit Young Gotti with a double fist to the midsection.

Tony Montana enters the ring and throws Jason Schultz out of the ring.

Young Gotti and Tony Montana hit Tex with a double elbowdrop.

Tony Montana leaves the ring.

Young Gotti nails Tex with a kick to the groin.

Young Gotti tags out to Tony Montana.

Tony Montana and Young Gotti hit Tex with a double flying clothesline.

Tony Montana and Young Gotti hit Tex with a double bodyslam.

Tony Montana and Young Gotti whip Tex into the ropes.

They hit Tex with a double elbowsmash.

Young Gotti leaves the ring.

Tony Montana hits a clothesline on Tex.

Tony Montana hits Tex with a springboard dropkick.

The crowd is starting to get behind Tony Montana.

Tony Montana executes rolling clothesline on Tex.

Tony Montana whips Tex into the ropes.

Tony Montana hits an Arabian Facebuster on Tex.

Tony Montana goes for a kick to the midsection, but Tex blocks it.

Tex chops Tony Montana.

Tony Montana kicks Tex.

Tex hits Tony Montana.

Tex chops Tony Montana.

Tex tags out to Jason Schultz.

Jason Schultz whips Tony Montana into the turnbuckle.

Jason Schultz goes for an arm bite, but Tony Montana blocks it.

Jason Schultz begs off.

Tony Montana takes Jason Schultz down with a kick to the midsection.

Tony Montana takes Jason Schultz down with rolling clothesline.

Tony Montana runs into the ropes.

Jason Schultz hits Tony Montana with a kick.

Jason Schultz throws Tony Montana out of the ring.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

Tony Montana reenters the ring.

Jason Schultz executes a double-axhandle to the back on Tony Montana.

Jason Schultz uses a double-axhandle to the back on Tony Montana.

Tex enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Young Gotti enters the ring, but gets cut off.

Jason Schultz and Tex whip Tony Montana into the ropes.

They hit Tony Montana with a double fist to the midsection.

Jason Schultz and Tex whip Tony Montana into the ropes.

They hit Tony Montana with a double backdrop.

Tex leaves the ring.

Jason Schultz executes a monkey flip on Tony Montana.

Jason Schultz whips Tony Montana into the ropes.

Jason Schultz hits Tony Montana with a kick.

Jason Schultz is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.

Jason Schultz goes for a palm blow, but Tony Montana blocks it.

Tony Montana goes for springboard hurricanranna, but Jason Schultz blocks it.

Jason Schultz uses a monkey flip on Tony Montana.

Jason Schultz hits Tony Montana with a butt-bump.

Jason Schultz goes for a monkey flip, but Tony Montana blocks it.

Tony Montana uses a German suplex on Jason Schultz.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Tony Montana hits Jason Schultz with a flying dropkick.

Tony Montana throws Jason Schultz out of the ring.

Tony Montana goes for a baseball slide, but Jason Schultz moves out of the way.

Tony Montana is out cold.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Jason Schultz.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  1.

Jason Schultz reenters the ring.

Tony Montana follows him back in.

Jason Schultz nails Tony Montana with a facelick.

Jason Schultz goes for an arm bite, but Tony Montana blocks it.

Tony Montana leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Tony Montana sets up the chair.

Tony Montana hits Jason Schultz with a belly-to-belly suplex onto the chair.

Tony Montana whips Jason Schultz into the ropes, but Jason Schultz reverses it.

Jason Schultz misses with a clothesline.

Tony Montana hits Jason Schultz with a kick.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin removes the chair from the ring.

Tony Montana goes for the running Liger Bomb, but Jason Schultz

 counters it with a kneebar.

Tony Montana reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Jason Schultz takes Tony Montana down with a monkey flip.

Jason Schultz goes for a monkey flip, but Tony Montana blocks it.

Tony Montana leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Tony Montana takes the chair.

Tony Montana goes for an Asai moonsault, but Jason Schultz side-steps and

Tony Montana only hits air.

Jason Schultz executes a chop on Tony Montana.

Jason Schultz uses a bodyslam on Tony Montana.

Jason Schultz uses a European uppercut on Tony Montana.

Jason Schultz has an acid flashback.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Jason Schultz.

Jason Schultz goes for a monkey flip, but Tony Montana blocks it.

Tony Montana kicks Jason Schultz.

The crowd is cheering on Tony Montana.

Tony Montana kicks Jason Schultz.

Tony Montana is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Tony Montana tags out to Young Gotti.

Young Gotti and Tony Montana whip Jason Schultz into the ropes.

They hit Jason Schultz with a double clothesline.

Tony Montana goes for a brain buster, but Jason Schultz counters it with

a small package.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

Young Gotti takes Jason Schultz down with a flying dropkick.

A small "Young Gotti" chant is being started.

Young Gotti and Tony Montana whip Jason Schultz into the ropes.

They attempt to hit Jason Schultz with a double fist to the midsection, but he

 counters it with a double clothesline.

A few fans are booing Jason Schultz.

Tony Montana leaves the ring.

Jason Schultz catches Young Gotti in an abdominal stretch.

Young Gotti is struggling to reach the ropes.

Young Gotti reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.

Jason Schultz uses a monkey flip on Young Gotti.

Jason Schultz is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Jason Schultz complains about a slow count.

Young Gotti executes an inside cradle on Jason Schultz.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Young Gotti takes Jason Schultz down with a split legged moonsault.

Young Gotti takes Jason Schultz down with an enzuigiri.

Young Gotti hits Jason Schultz with the Diamond Cutter.

Jason Schultz begs off.

Young Gotti goes for an Indian deathlock, but Jason Schultz blocks it.

Jason Schultz hits Young Gotti with a monkey flip.

Jason Schultz executes a slap on Young Gotti.

Jason Schultz runs into the ropes.

Jason Schultz hits Young Gotti with a kick.

Jason Schultz whips Young Gotti into the turnbuckle, but Young Gotti

 reverses it.

Young Gotti runs shoulder-first into the corner.

Young Gotti hits a kick to the groin on Jason Schultz.

Young Gotti goes for a jab, but Jason Schultz blocks it.

Jason Schultz executes a drop toe hold on Young Gotti.

Jason Schultz nails Young Gotti with a butt-bump.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin removes the chair from the ring.

Jason Schultz nails Young Gotti with a double-axhandle to the back.

Jason Schultz whips Young Gotti into the ropes.

Jason Schultz hits Young Gotti with an elbow.

Jason Schultz throws Young Gotti out of the ring.

Jason Schultz goes through the ropes.

Jason Schultz hits a monkey flip on Young Gotti.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  1.

Jason Schultz whips Young Gotti into the guardrail.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  2.

Jason Schultz whips Young Gotti into the guardrail.

Jason Schultz hits Young Gotti with a slap.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  3.

Jason Schultz knocks Young Gotti into the ringpost.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  4.

Jason Schultz whips Young Gotti into the guardrail.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts:  5.

Jason Schultz has an acid flashback.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Jason Schultz.

Tex comes over to make it two-on-one.

Tony Montana comes over and lays out Tex.

Tony Montana nails Jason Schultz with a dropkick.

Young Gotti goes for a German suplex, but Jason Schultz blocks it.

Tony Montana comes over and lays out Tex.

Tony Montana goes for a dropkick, but Jason Schultz side-steps and Tony Montana

 only hits air.

Jason Schultz hits a double-axhandle to the back on Young Gotti.

Young Gotti is busted wide open.

Jason Schultz knocks Young Gotti into the ringsteps.

Jason Schultz whips Young Gotti into the guardrail.

Jason Schultz knocks Young Gotti into the ringpost.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Jason Schultz.

Jason Schultz whips Young Gotti into the guardrail.

Tex comes over to make it two-on-one.

Jason Schultz and Tex hit Young Gotti with a double atomic drop.

Jason Schultz reenters the ring.

Young Gotti follows him back in.

Young Gotti brings the table into the ring.

Young Gotti hits Jason Schultz.

Young Gotti is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Young Gotti punches Jason Schultz.

There are lots of chants for Young Gotti.

Young Gotti nails Jason Schultz with a fisherman suplex.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Young Gotti uses an Asai moonsault on Jason Schultz.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Jason Schultz begs off.

Young Gotti goes for the running Liger Bomb, but Jason Schultz blocks it.

Jason Schultz punches Young Gotti.

Jason Schultz hits Young Gotti.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Jason Schultz.

Jason Schultz kicks Young Gotti.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Jason Schultz.

Young Gotti punches Jason Schultz.

The crowd is cheering on Young Gotti.

Jason Schultz kicks Young Gotti.

Jason Schultz hits Young Gotti.

Young Gotti punches Jason Schultz.

The crowd is cheering on Young Gotti.

Jason Schultz kicks Young Gotti.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Jason Schultz.

Jason Schultz chops Young Gotti.

Jason Schultz executes the Long Strange Trip on Young Gotti.

Young Gotti is inching his way towards the ropes.

Young Gotti is writhing in pain.

Young Gotti submits after 13 seconds.

A few fans are booing Jason Schultz.

 

The winners are Jason Schultz and Tex. Time of match: 0:19:32

 

 

(The cameras are rolling. We open to The LOS dressing room. We see Most Holy sitting on a couch. He oddly enough is sitting. When a knock goes to The LOS door. Skull Ganz, doing his best Mr. Belvedere impression gets the door and who should be standing there? ABOVE AVERAGE MIKE SANDERS!!!)

Mike: Hi, wow you’re a big boy, huh? Well, anywho cheese wiz suckers I have a message for The Naked Wonder over there from Shawn Micheals.  Since WCW is closed I need a new job and I'm now his liason. He really has a lot to do, so I go on errands and such. So, here’s the deal. Tonight when Sexton and Ganz face-off against Mr. Michaels and Mr. Man, I suggest you also come down. Mr. Michaels has planned a special surprise for you and it would be sha...

(Poor Mike! As he attempts to get the rest of his message out he is met with a flying coffee table to his head. He then is promptly beaten down by The LoS. With Sanders on the ground, crying a bit, “New Breed” by Fear Factory begins to play signaling the intro to FCTV. When it ends, we cut to a shot of the announce table.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Welcome to another action packed Full Contact TV! What could Shawn Michaels have in store for Most Holy?

 

Nik Cain: I don’t know. Holy is smart enough to smell the trap but crazy enough not to care, so we should all find out soon enough, since that tag match is in our first segment.

 

Kevin Cole: We will also see the debut of the Great Malinko in the first segment. And later, we have got the quarterfinals of the Intercontinental Title Tournament. We also have a Tag Team Title match as the Thespian Express defend against the Nightmare Express.

 

Nik Cain: And don’t forget Jason Star taking on Explosion. That one could be great.

 

Kevin Cole: Well, let’s get things underway with that debut I just mentioned. The Great Malinko is ready to take on Jonathan Chambers.

 

Nik Cain: Chambers is coming off a heartbreaker against TV Champ Deathwish. He won the match, but failed to capture the title. Let’s see how he rebounds this week again a man who I have been informed is well versed in a number of martial arts disciplines.


 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

From parts unknown...

Weighing in at 231 pounds...

 

The Great Milenko

 

His opponent...

Hailing from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...

Weighing in at 215 pounds...

 

Jonathan Chambers

 

 

They lock up.

The Great Milenko hits a series of kicks to the head on Jonathan Chambers.

The crowd is starting to get behind The Great Milenko.

The Great Milenko executes a Cradle DDT on Jonathan Chambers.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

The Great Milenko hits Jonathan Chambers with a koppo kick.

The Great Milenko executes a roundhouse kick on Jonathan Chambers.

The crowd is starting to get behind The Great Milenko.

The Great Milenko nails Jonathan Chambers with a tiger driver.

Blackie McGee counts: One, shoulder up.

The Great Milenko executes a DDT on Jonathan Chambers.

The crowd is starting to get behind The Great Milenko.

The Great Milenko places Jonathan Chambers on the turnbuckle.

The Great Milenko uses a top-rope German Suplex on Jonathan Chambers.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Milenko is looking great so far!

 

Nik Cain: Well, I imagine he is out to impress both the fans and the other wrestlers watching in the back.

 

 

The Great Milenko uses the Swinging DDT on Jonathan Chambers.

The Great Milenko runs into the ropes.

Jonathan Chambers hits The Great Milenko with a clothesline.

The Great Milenko falls out of the ring.

Jonathan Chambers goes through the ropes.

Jonathan Chambers knocks The Great Milenko into the ringsteps.

Jonathan Chambers knocks The Great Milenko into the ringpost.

Jonathan Chambers whips The Great Milenko into the guardrail.

Jonathan Chambers throws The Great Milenko back into the ring.

 

 

Nik Cain: Bet none of that was covered in his karate classes.

 

 

Jonathan Chambers attempts to place The Great Milenko on the turnbuckle, but

The Great Milenko blocks it.

Jonathan Chambers hits a flying side kick on The Great Milenko.

Jonathan Chambers executes a ropeflip moonsault on The Great Milenko.

Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.

Jonathan Chambers goes for a spinning DDT, but The Great Milenko

 counters it with a backdrop.

The Great Milenko throws Jonathan Chambers out of the ring.

Blackie McGee counts: one, two, three, Jonathan Chambers reenters the ring.

The Great Milenko goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Jonathan Chambers

 ducks out of the way.

Jonathan Chambers punches The Great Milenko.

A small "Jonathan Chambers" chant is being started.

The Great Milenko kicks Jonathan Chambers.

The crowd is starting to get behind The Great Milenko.

The Great Milenko chops Jonathan Chambers.

The crowd is starting to get behind The Great Milenko.

Jonathan Chambers kicks The Great Milenko.

A small "Jonathan Chambers" chant is being started.

Jonathan Chambers punches The Great Milenko.

A small "Jonathan Chambers" chant is being started.

The Great Milenko kicks Jonathan Chambers.

The Great Milenko kicks Jonathan Chambers.

The Great Milenko hits the Shiima Driver on Jonathan Chambers.

The crowd is starting to get behind The Great Milenko.

The Great Milenko goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Jonathan Chambers

 counters it with a low blow.

Jonathan Chambers uses a punch to the midsection on The Great Milenko.

Jonathan Chambers nails The Great Milenko with a backdrop.

Jonathan Chambers places The Great Milenko on the turnbuckle.

Jonathan Chambers executes a top-rope inverted DDT on The Great Milenko.

A small "Jonathan Chambers" chant is being started.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!

 

Nik Cain: Chambers scrambled Milenko’s eggs with that one.

 

Kevin Cole: Scrambled his eggs?

 

Nik Cain: Would you rather I just yell “Oh my goodness!” every chance I get?

 

 

Jonathan Chambers throws The Great Milenko out of the ring.

Jonathan Chambers jumps onto him with a plancha.

Jonathan Chambers goes for a punch to the midsection, but The Great Milenko

 blocks it.

The Great Milenko knocks Jonathan Chambers into the ringsteps.

The Great Milenko goes for a roundhouse kick, but Jonathan Chambers blocks it.

Jonathan Chambers whips The Great Milenko into the guardrail.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Blackie McGee counts:  1.

Jonathan Chambers is handed a night stick.

Jonathan Chambers takes a swing at The Great Milenko with the night stick, but

he gets out of the way.

The Great Milenko snatches the night stick from him.

The Great Milenko takes a swing at Jonathan Chambers with the night stick, but

he gets out of the way.

Jonathan Chambers snatches the night stick from him.

Jonathan Chambers hits him with the night stick.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a shot with that night stick!

 

 

They're brawling inside the ring area.

The Great Milenko takes Jonathan Chambers down with a tiger driver.

Blackie McGee counts:  2.

The Great Milenko knocks Jonathan Chambers into the ringsteps.

Blackie McGee counts:  3.

The Great Milenko knocks Jonathan Chambers into the ringsteps.

The Great Milenko reenters the ring.

Jonathan Chambers follows him back in.

Jonathan Chambers brings the table into the ring.

Jonathan Chambers executes a leaping swinging DDT on The Great Milenko.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Jonathan Chambers takes a swing at The Great Milenko with the night stick, but

he gets out of the way.

The Great Milenko snatches the night stick from him.

The Great Milenko takes a swing at Jonathan Chambers with the night stick, but

he gets out of the way.

Jonathan Chambers snatches the night stick from him.

Jonathan Chambers hits him with the night stick.

 

 

Kevin Cole: And another stiff shot with that foreign object!

 

Nik Cain: Hey, that night stick was made right here in the good old U.S. of A. If there is one thing us Americans know, its how to bludgeon people.

 

 

Jonathan Chambers goes for a flying karate chop, but The Great Milenko

 counters it with a fist to the midsection.

The Great Milenko executes a thrust kick to the head on Jonathan Chambers.

The crowd is starting to get behind The Great Milenko.

The Great Milenko shows off by doing a spin kick.

A small "The Great Milenko" chant is being started.

The Great Milenko throws Jonathan Chambers out of the ring.

Blackie McGee counts: one, two, three, Jonathan Chambers reenters the ring.

The Great Milenko executes a Cradle DDT on Jonathan Chambers.

Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.

The Great Milenko uses a snap suplex on Jonathan Chambers.

The Great Milenko whips Jonathan Chambers into the ropes, but Jonathan Chambers

 reverses it.

The Great Milenko hits Jonathan Chambers with an elbow.

The Great Milenko takes Jonathan Chambers down with a koppo kick.

A small "The Great Milenko" chant is being started.

The Great Milenko goes for a spinwheel kick to the back of the head, but

Jonathan Chambers ducks out of the way.

Jonathan Chambers attempts to place The Great Milenko on the turnbuckle, but

The Great Milenko blocks it.

Jonathan Chambers goes for a backdrop, but The Great Milenko blocks it.

The Great Milenko whips Jonathan Chambers into the ropes, but Jonathan Chambers

 reverses it.

The Great Milenko and Jonathan Chambers get hit with a double clothesline.

The Great Milenko uses a series of kicks to the head on Jonathan Chambers.

A small "The Great Milenko" chant is being started.

 

 

Nik Cain: Milenko is kicking the hell out of Chambers, literally.

 

 

The Great Milenko punches Jonathan Chambers.

A small "The Great Milenko" chant is being started.

Jonathan Chambers kicks The Great Milenko.

A small "Jonathan Chambers" chant is being started.

Jonathan Chambers hits The Great Milenko.

Jonathan Chambers goes for a flying clothesline, but The Great Milenko

 counters it with a Yakuza kick.

The crowd is starting to get behind The Great Milenko.

The Great Milenko goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but Jonathan Chambers

 counters it with a small package.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Jonathan Chambers places The Great Milenko on the turnbuckle.

Jonathan Chambers nails The Great Milenko with a top-rope power bomb.

The crowd is starting to get behind Jonathan Chambers.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Power bomb from the top rope!

 

Nik Cain: I think Chambers is making a mistake by not going for the cover here.

 

 

Jonathan Chambers whips The Great Milenko into the ropes.

Jonathan Chambers goes for an armbar submission, but The Great Milenko

 blocks it.

The Great Milenko punches Jonathan Chambers.

A small "The Great Milenko" chant is being started.

The Great Milenko kicks Jonathan Chambers.

A small "The Great Milenko" chant is being started.

Jonathan Chambers punches The Great Milenko.

A small "Jonathan Chambers" chant is being started.

The Great Milenko chops Jonathan Chambers.

The crowd is starting to get behind The Great Milenko.

The Great Milenko hits Jonathan Chambers.

The Great Milenko chops Jonathan Chambers.

The crowd is starting to get behind The Great Milenko.

The Great Milenko nails Jonathan Chambers with the Running Forearm Smash.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

The Great Milenko complains about a slow count.

The Great Milenko gives the sign for the Milenko Magic.

 

 

Nik Cain: Milenko seems to think he has this thing won.

 

 

The Great Milenko executes the Milenko Magic on Jonathan Chambers.

Jonathan Chambers is struggling to reach the ropes.

Jonathan Chambers is inching his way towards the ropes.

Jonathan Chambers tries to fight the pain.

Jonathan Chambers summons one last burst of energy.

Blackie McGee tells Jonathan Chambers to respond or he'll stop the fight.

Jonathan Chambers nods.

Blackie McGee asks Jonathan Chambers if he's still there.

Jonathan Chambers nods.

Blackie McGee tells Jonathan Chambers to respond or he'll stop the fight.

Jonathan Chambers nods.

Blackie McGee tells Jonathan Chambers to respond or he'll stop the fight.

Jonathan Chambers nods.

Jonathan Chambers breaks the hold after 44 seconds.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Chambers breaks out of the hold! But what energy can he possibly have left?

 

 

The Great Milenko uses a koppo kick on Jonathan Chambers.

The crowd is starting to get behind The Great Milenko.

The Great Milenko executes the Liger Bomb on Jonathan Chambers.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Chambers is barely able to kick out!

 

 

The Great Milenko goes for a tiger driver, but Jonathan Chambers

 counters it with a backdrop.

Jonathan Chambers goes for a flying armdrag, but The Great Milenko

 side-steps and Jonathan Chambers only hits air.

The Great Milenko nails Jonathan Chambers with a series of kicks to the head.

A few fans are cheering on The Great Milenko.

The Great Milenko kicks Jonathan Chambers.

The Great Milenko hits Jonathan Chambers.

The Great Milenko hits a thrust kick to the head on Jonathan Chambers.

The Great Milenko goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Jonathan Chambers

 counters it with a small package.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Jonathan Chambers hits The Great Milenko with a single-leg takedown.

Jonathan Chambers gets an armbar submission on The Great Milenko.

The Great Milenko tries to escape the hold.

The Great Milenko reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.

Jonathan Chambers takes The Great Milenko down with a jawbreaker.

Jonathan Chambers goes for a flying armdrag, but The Great Milenko

 side-steps and Jonathan Chambers only hits air.

The Great Milenko is going for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

The Great Milenko shows off by doing a spin kick.

A small "The Great Milenko" chant is being started.

 

 

Nik Cain: Well, someone in the crowd was impressed by that little kick.

 

 

The Great Milenko uses a moonsault on Jonathan Chambers.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

The Great Milenko executes a T-Bone Suplex on Jonathan Chambers.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

The Great Milenko goes for a roundhouse kick, but Jonathan Chambers

 counters it with a legsweep.

Jonathan Chambers goes for a 450 splash, but The Great Milenko

 gets his knees up.

The Great Milenko goes for a spinning thrust kick, but Jonathan Chambers

 blocks it.

Jonathan Chambers

executes a series of kicks to the midsection on The Great Milenko.

Jonathan Chambers executes the Rebirth on The Great Milenko.

Jonathan Chambers is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Chambers hits the Rebirth! He’s going for the cover!

 

 

Jonathan Chambers goes for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, in the ropes...

 

 

Nik Cain: Milenko was close to the ropes and had the presence of mind to drape his leg over the bottom one.

 

 

Jonathan Chambers takes The Great Milenko down with a dropkick.

Jonathan Chambers is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Jonathan Chambers

takes The Great Milenko down with a double-axhandle to the back.

The Great Milenko takes the long kendo stick and uses it on him.

He goes for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.

You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for The Great Milenko.

 

The winner is The Great Milenko. Time of match: 0:11:02

 

 

Kevin Cole: A shot with that kendo stick gets Milenko a cheap win in his debut match.

 

Nik Cain: Cheap? I guess so. But a win is a win.

 

Kevin Cole: Next, the team of Dan Sexton and Skull Ganz make their debut against the team of Shawn Michaels and Quackman.

 

Nik Cain: I don’t think these two have ever teamed together, though both have had success in tag teams, Sexton with a team called the Conveyors of Pain and Ganz and fellow LoS member Deathwish had plenty of success as a team called the Heartless Ones. I guess its time to see how Sexton and Ganz fair together as a team. It’s also time to see what Michaels has up his sleeve this time.

 

Kevin Cole: You really think Most Holy will show?

 

Nik Cain: I’d bet what little money I have on it.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess and Susan Blake...

At a total combined weight of 698 pounds...

 

"The Racist Bastard" Dan Sexton and "Big" Skull Ganz

 

 

(Despite not being announced Sexton and Ganz are let to the ring by one other individual. That individual is none other than FCW World Champion Most Holy.)

 

 

Nik Cain: See, I knew Holy would take the bait, now let’s sit back and wait for the fireworks.

 

 

Their opponents...

Led to the ring by Alex DiGiacomo...

At a total combined weight of 349 pounds...

 

"Made From the Best Stuff on Earth" Shawn Michaels and Quackman

 

 

“BROUGHT TO YOU BY PEPSI ONE...WOKE UP AT 3!!!“

(With that Shawn Michaels, Rose Morris, and Alex DiGiacomo come down to the ring stopping at the top of the ramp)

Shawn: HELLO CRACKWHORES! First off, I'm really glad you came Most Holy. Really, I am. You see, I planned something really special for you. I have been thinking long and hard about how I could get in your head. It’s quite hard, since your crazy and such. But, I did get to something. What’s something you hold near to you?

Alex: Cottage cheese?

Rose: Monkeys at typewriters?

Shawn: Um, MAYBE the monkey thing but something else. You see, I wanted to have a protégé, someone who could continue to be The Media Whore when I pack it all up. No, I know what your thinking. It’s not Mike. HA! But, this...

(Then from behind Mike Sanders, Quackman and a Masked Man attack Ganz, Sexton and Most Holy with Hockey Sticks. After giving the old "Hockey Slap" Sanders and Quackman continue to beat on the lying LOS members. The Masked Man however pulls Most Holy to the ropes and hangs him from his neck in the ropes. Shawn then makes his way to the ring.)

Shawn: You see, it’s like this. I found the one thing that will get under your skin. Guess who is now "Brought To You By Snapple"...

(The Masked Man pulls off his mask to reveal Isaac Bacitt, Most Holy’s brother!)

Shawn: THATS RIGHT! HES MINE! I have your entire family in my hand! Your only living relative is on MY side! You will NEVER outsmart me. That goes for you Crawford! Do not f**k with me. I'm not Mr. Friendly; I can be a prick. Now, Ike if you would, please finish off your brother for me.

(Isaac then takes Most Holy out of the Hangman and delivers a Holy Roller to Most Holy, leaving him lying in the ring.)

Shawn: Bummer man.

 

(Using their feet, Shawn and Isaac roll Most Holy out of the ring. Skull Ganz staggers to his feet and the bell rings.)

 

 

They lock up.

Skull Ganz goes for a kneelift, but Shawn Michaels side-steps and Skull Ganz

 only hits air.

Shawn Michaels does a crotch chop and yells "SUCK IT!".

Shawn Michaels is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Shawn Michaels nails Skull Ganz with a bodyslam.

 

 

Kevin Cole: The World Champ is down and out on the floor and, after being beaten with hockey sticks, Ganz and Sexton have to try and fight Michaels and Quackman.

 

Nik Cain: The LoS have been on a major roll since Holy won the World Title, but it looks like Michaels one upped them this time. I don’t think anyone expected him to recruit Holy’s own brother into the ranks of Media Whoredom.

 

 

Shawn Michaels goes for a flying clothesline, but Skull Ganz

 ducks out of the way.

Skull Ganz whips Shawn Michaels into the turnbuckle.

Skull Ganz runs shoulder-first into the corner.

Skull Ganz runs into the ropes.

Shawn Michaels misses with a shoulderblock.

Shawn Michaels hits Skull Ganz with a kick.

Shawn Michaels goes for a flying bodypress, but Skull Ganz rolls out of the way.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Skull Ganz.

Skull Ganz whips Shawn Michaels into the turnbuckle.

Skull Ganz charges in with an avalanche.

Skull Ganz uses a series of headbutts on Shawn Michaels.

A portion of the crowd is booing Skull Ganz.

Dan Sexton enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Skull Ganz and Dan Sexton whip Shawn Michaels into the ropes.

They hit Shawn Michaels with a double fist to the midsection.

Dan Sexton leaves the ring.

Skull Ganz uses a stomachbreaker on Shawn Michaels.

Skull Ganz tags out to Dan Sexton.

 

 

Nik Cain: Despite the pre-match attack, the two big men are in control of Michaels right now.

 

 

Dan Sexton and Skull Ganz whip Shawn Michaels into the ropes.

They hit Shawn Michaels with a double fist to the midsection.

Skull Ganz nails Shawn Michaels with a clothesline.

Dan Sexton goes for a crotch slam, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a punch.

Skull Ganz leaves the ring.

Shawn Michaels goes for a kick to the midsection, but Dan Sexton blocks it.

Dan Sexton whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes.

Shawn Michaels goes for the Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Superkick, but Dan Sexton

 counters it with a duck-down move.

 

 

Nik Cain: The only was Michaels could have telegraphed that any more would have been to hold up a sign telling Sexton what was coming. Then again, I’m not altogether sure Sexton knows how to read.

 

 

Dan Sexton hits Shawn Michaels with a fisherman suplex.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Dan Sexton complains about a slow count.

Dan Sexton goes for a heart punch, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.

Shawn Michaels tags out to Quackman.

Skull Ganz enters the ring and lays out Shawn Michaels.

Dan Sexton and Skull Ganz hit Quackman with a double flying axhandle.

Skull Ganz leaves the ring.

Dan Sexton goes for a backspin DDT, but Quackman blocks it.

Quackman executes an enzuigiri on Dan Sexton.

Quackman hits Dan Sexton with a diving shoulderblock.

Quackman takes Dan Sexton down with a gutbuster.

Quackman throws Dan Sexton out of the ring.

Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, three, Dan Sexton reenters the ring.

Quackman punches Dan Sexton.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Quackman chops Dan Sexton.

The crowd is booing Quackman.

Quackman kicks Dan Sexton.

A fan at ringside badmouths Quackman.

Quackman hits Dan Sexton with a backward kick.

Quackman hits a back heel kick on Dan Sexton.

Quackman kicks Dan Sexton.

Quackman kicks Dan Sexton.

 

 

Nik Cain: Forget about the Great Milenko, that Canadian midget’s got feet of fury!

 

 

Dan Sexton punches Quackman.

Quackman chops Dan Sexton.

Quackman is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

Quackman chops Dan Sexton.

Quackman is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

Quackman goes for a flying forearm, but Dan Sexton ducks out of the way.

Dan Sexton goes for a front slam, but Quackman turns in mid-air and lands on him

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, kickout.

Quackman goes for a DDT, but Dan Sexton counters it with an inverted atomic drop

Quackman begs off.

Dan Sexton tags out to Skull Ganz.

Shawn Michaels enters the ring and throws Dan Sexton out of the ring.

Quackman and Shawn Michaels whip Skull Ganz into the ropes.

They hit Skull Ganz with a double kick to the midsection.

Shawn Michaels leaves the ring.

Quackman runs into the ropes.

Skull Ganz nails Quackman with a big boot to the face.

Skull Ganz gets a choke lift on Quackman.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Ganz hoists up Quackman as if he were nothing!

 

Nik Cain: Well, he damn near is nothing. But that is not to say Ganz isn’t strong, cuz he damn sure is.

 

 

Harry Buttcheek warns Skull Ganz to let go.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three, four.

Skull Ganz throws Quackman out of the ring.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!

 

Nik Cain: The ref told Ganz to break the hold and instead of just letting him go, he threw him clear out of the ring. Now that is power.

 

 

Harry Buttcheek counts: one, Quackman reenters the ring.

Skull Ganz throws Quackman out of the ring.

 

 

Nik Cain: Apparently Ganz feels Quacks got back in the ring too fast the first time.

 

 

Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Quackman

 reenters the ring.

Skull Ganz runs into the ropes.

Quackman misses with an elbow.

Quackman hits Skull Ganz with a shoulderblock.

Quackman hits Skull Ganz with a clothesline.

Quackman goes for a DDT, but Skull Ganz throws him off.

Skull Ganz hits Quackman with a belly-to-belly suplex.

A portion of the crowd is booing Skull Ganz.

Skull Ganz is going for the pin.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, kickout.

Skull Ganz goes for Combantion of punches to head, but Quackman blocks it.

Quackman goes for a clothesline, but Skull Ganz ducks out of the way.

Skull Ganz whips Quackman into the ropes.

Skull Ganz hits Quackman with a kick.

Skull Ganz places Quackman on the turnbuckle.

Skull Ganz goes for a top-rope cruifix power bomb, but Quackman throws him off.

Quackman whips Skull Ganz into the ropes, but Skull Ganz reverses it.

Skull Ganz executes a big boot to the face on Quackman.

Skull Ganz executes the Tightrope armbreaker on Quackman.

A portion of the crowd is booing Skull Ganz.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Impressive move from the big man!

 

Nik Cain: Sure, it looks impressive, but a friggin’ heart punch is probably more effective.

 

 

Skull Ganz goes for an elbow to the midsection, but Quackman blocks it.

Quackman uses a clothesline on Skull Ganz.

Quackman gives him a diving shoulderblock, but Skull Ganz only stares at him.

Skull Ganz seemingly enjoys the boos.

Shawn Michaels enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Quackman and Shawn Michaels hit Skull Ganz with a double clothesline.

Dan Sexton enters the ring, but gets cut off.

Shawn Michaels goes for a bodyslam, but Skull Ganz blocks it.

Shawn Michaels rolls out of the ring.

Skull Ganz goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Quackman blocks it.

Quackman chops Skull Ganz.

Quackman punches Skull Ganz.

Quackman punches Skull Ganz.

Quackman is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

Skull Ganz hits Quackman.

Skull Ganz kicks Quackman.

Quackman punches Skull Ganz.

Quackman is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.

Quackman hits Skull Ganz.

Quackman seemingly enjoys the boos.

Quackman tags out to Shawn Michaels.

Dan Sexton enters the ring and lays out Quackman.

Skull Ganz and Dan Sexton whip Shawn Michaels into the ropes.

They attempt to hit Shawn Michaels with a double backdrop, but he counters

it with a double headsmash.

Dan Sexton enters the ring, but gets cut off.

Shawn Michaels and Quackman hit Skull Ganz with a double bodyslam.

Shawn Michaels and Quackman hit Skull Ganz with a double bodyslam.

 

 

Nik Cain: The more experienced team of Michaels and Quacks are doing a good job of isolating either Ganz or Sexton and double-teaming them. It is a very good way to compensate for their size disadvantage.

 

 

Dan Sexton leaves the ring.

Shawn Michaels runs into the ropes.

Shawn Michaels misses with an elbow.

Shawn Michaels misses with a clothesline.

Shawn Michaels hits Skull Ganz with a clothesline.

Shawn Michaels goes for a forearm smash, but Skull Ganz blocks it.

Skull Ganz takes Shawn Michaels down with a kneelift.

Shawn Michaels begs off.

Skull Ganz uses a bodyslam on Shawn Michaels.

Skull Ganz takes Shawn Michaels down with a choke slam.

Skull Ganz goes for the Skull Crusher, but Shawn Michaels counters it with

a low blow.

Shawn Michaels goes for a forearm smash, but Skull Ganz blocks it.

Skull Ganz whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes.

Skull Ganz misses with a kick.

Skull Ganz misses with an elbow.

Shawn Michaels hits Skull Ganz with a shoulderblock.

Shawn Michaels takes Skull Ganz down with a flying clothesline.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Shawn Michaels.

Shawn Michaels uses a clothesline on Skull Ganz.

Shawn Michaels runs into the ropes.

Skull Ganz goes for a bearhug, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a facerake.

Shawn Michaels goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Skull Ganz counters it with

a facerake.

Skull Ganz chops Shawn Michaels.

Skull Ganz punches Shawn Michaels.

Skull Ganz seemingly enjoys the boos.

Skull Ganz places Shawn Michaels on the turnbuckle.

Skull Ganz executes a top-rope piledriver on Shawn Michaels.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness! A piledriver from the top rope! But Michaels somehow kicks out in two.

 

 

Skull Ganz goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Shawn Michaels

 counters it with a punch.

Shawn Michaels tags out to Quackman.

Quackman and Shawn Michaels hit Skull Ganz with a double clothesline.

Quackman and Shawn Michaels whip Skull Ganz into the ropes.

They hit Skull Ganz with a double kick to the midsection.

Shawn Michaels leaves the ring.

Quackman hits a gutbuster on Skull Ganz.

Quackman is going for the pin.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Quackman throws Skull Ganz out of the ring.

Quackman jumps onto him with a moonsault off the second turnbuckle.

The boos are resurfacing again.

Quackman is handed a pizza cutter.

Quackman hits him with the pizza cutter.

All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.

Quackman sets up a table.

Quackman throws Skull Ganz back into the ring.

Quackman brings the pizza cutter into the ring.

Skull Ganz whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it.

Quackman hits Skull Ganz with a shoulderblock.

Quackman takes Skull Ganz down with a diving shoulderblock.

The crowd is wildly cheering Quackman with only a few scattered boos audible.

Quackman runs into the ropes.

Quackman hits Skull Ganz with an elbow.

Quackman hits him with the pizza cutter.

The crowd is wildly cheering Quackman with only a few scattered boos audible.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Quackman keeps brutally slashing Ganz with that pizza cutter.

 

Nik Cain: That is brutal. But doing the same to Sexton would be brutal and ironic.

 

Kevin Cole: Isn’t making an ethnic joke about Sexton ironic too?

 

Nik Cole: Why yes, tubby, it is.

 

 

Quackman executes a back heel kick on Skull Ganz.

Quackman executes a back heel kick on Skull Ganz.

Quackman executes a backward kick on Skull Ganz.

Quackman uses a clothesline on Skull Ganz.

Quackman hits him with the pizza cutter.

The crowd is wildly cheering Quackman with only a few scattered boos audible.

Skull Ganz is busted wide open.

Quackman slashes him with a pizza cutter.

 

 

Nik Cain: Quacks continues to grind that cutter into Ganz’ already lacerated forehead.

 

 

Quackman whips Skull Ganz into the ropes.

Skull Ganz misses with a shoulderblock.

Quackman goes for a back heel kick, but Skull Ganz counters it with a low blow.

Quackman begs off.

Skull Ganz tags out to Dan Sexton.

Dan Sexton and Skull Ganz whip Quackman into the ropes.

They hit Quackman with a double elbowsmash.

Skull Ganz leaves the ring.

Dan Sexton goes for a heart punch, but Quackman blocks it.

Quackman uses a dropkick to the knee on Dan Sexton.

Quackman goes for an enzuigiri, but Dan Sexton ducks out of the way.

Dan Sexton throws Quackman out of the ring.

Dan Sexton goes through the ropes.

Quackman is busted wide open.

Dan Sexton executes the Racial Purification on Quackman on the concrete floor.

The crowd is cheering on Dan Sexton.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Racial Purification on the concrete!

 

Nik Cain: I still chuckle every time you yell “racial purification”/

 

Kevin Cole: I don’t mean it that way!

 

Nik Cain: I know, that’s what makes it funny.

 

 

Dan Sexton reenters the ring.

Quackman follows him back in.

Dan Sexton hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Quackman.

Dan Sexton executes a T-Bone Suplex on Quackman.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, Alex DiGiacomo puts Quackman's

foot on the rope.

Dan Sexton executes a Gorilla Press on Quackman.

Quackman takes the chain and uses it on him.

He goes for the pin.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Quackman uses an enzuigiri on Dan Sexton.

Quackman hits a flying bodypress on Dan Sexton.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck.

The ring is quickly filling up with debris.

Quackman tags out to Shawn Michaels.

Skull Ganz enters the ring, but gets cut off.

Quackman hits Dan Sexton with an Asai moonsault.

Quackman is being booed out of the building.

Shawn Michaels hits a flying dropkick on Dan Sexton.

The crowd is booing Shawn Michaels.

Skull Ganz gets back up, but gets cut off.

Shawn Michaels and Quackman whip Dan Sexton into the ropes.

Shawn Michaels and Quackman hit Dan Sexton with a double clothesline.

Shawn Michaels and Quackman whip Dan Sexton into the ropes.

They hit Dan Sexton with a double backdrop.

Shawn Michaels and Quackman hit Dan Sexton with a double clothesline.

Quackman leaves the ring.

Shawn Michaels nails Dan Sexton with a back suplex.

Shawn Michaels goes for a flying dropkick, but Dan Sexton ducks out of the way.

Quackman is bleeding profusely.

Dan Sexton takes Shawn Michaels down with a reverse DDT.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Dan Sexton takes Shawn Michaels down with a crucifix power bomb.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A pair of near falls for Sexton.

 

 

Dan Sexton goes for a bridging back suplex, but Shawn Michaels counters it with

a go-behind.

Quackman enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Shawn Michaels and Quackman whip Dan Sexton into the ropes.

They hit Dan Sexton with a double fist to the midsection.

Skull Ganz enters the ring, but gets cut off.

Quackman executes a clothesline on Dan Sexton.

Shawn Michaels hits Dan Sexton with a back suplex.

Shawn Michaels is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

Quackman goes for a clothesline, but Dan Sexton counters it with

a belly-to-belly suplex.

In turn, Quackman counters it with a punch.

Shawn Michaels nails Dan Sexton with a flying dropkick.

Quackman leaves the ring.

Shawn Michaels goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Dan Sexton blocks it.

Dan Sexton executes a reverse DDT on Shawn Michaels.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Dan Sexton goes for a Western lariat, but Shawn Michaels counters it with

a hiptoss.

Shawn Michaels executes the Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Superkick on Dan Sexton.

A fan at ringside badmouths Shawn Michaels.

Shawn Michaels goes for the pin.

Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, Skull Ganz doesn't make it in time... three.

Shawn Michaels is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

 

The winners are Shawn Michaels and Quackman. Time of match: 0:15:20

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness! Michaels almost knocked Sexton’s head off!

 

Nik Cain: Well, this match did not start with a level playing field and, no doubt, the LoS will be looking for payback later. But, for now, Michaels and Quacks was away with an impressive win.

 

Kevin Cole: Next up, Mark Paris takes on Oblivion! Let’s get to the ring!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

From A Theater Near You...

Weighing in at 225 pounds...

 

"The eND Bringer" Oblivion

 

His opponent...

Led to the ring by Rachel Morris and Jenna Jameson...

Fighting out of Cleveland, Ohio...

Weighing in at 237 pounds...

 

"The Hardcore Revolutionary" Mark Paris

 

 

They lock up.

Mark Paris hits Oblivion.

Mark Paris is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Mark Paris kicks Oblivion.

Mark Paris is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Mark Paris places Oblivion on the turnbuckle.

Mark Paris hits a belly-to-back superplex on Oblivion.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A big belly-to-back from the top rope!

 

Nik Cain: And a big wave of boos. You almost have to respect the near universal hatred this guy inspires with his very existence.

 

 

Mark Paris goes for a football tackle, but Oblivion side-steps and Mark Paris

 only hits air.

Oblivion whips Mark Paris into the ropes, but Mark Paris reverses it.

Oblivion misses with a clothesline.

Mark Paris hits Oblivion with a backdrop.

Mark Paris hits an armbreaker on Oblivion.

Mark Paris whips Oblivion into the ropes.

Oblivion takes Mark Paris down with an Asai moonsault.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A nice move from Oblivion gets him a two count.

 

 

Oblivion executes a rabbit punch on Mark Paris.

Oblivion goes for a springboard dropkick, but Mark Paris side-steps and Oblivion

 only hits air.

Mark Paris whips Oblivion into the ropes.

Oblivion misses with a shoulderblock.

Oblivion uses a backspin DDT on Mark Paris.

A small "Oblivion" chant is being started.

Oblivion takes Mark Paris down with a rabbit punch.

Oblivion runs into the ropes.

Oblivion hits Mark Paris with a kick.

Oblivion yells "Again! Again!".

The crowd is starting to get behind Oblivion.

Oblivion whips Mark Paris into the ropes.

Oblivion takes Mark Paris down with a thrust kick to the head.

Oblivion yells "Again! Again!".

Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Oblivion takes Mark Paris down with a spin kick to the back of the head.

The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.

Oblivion whips Mark Paris into the ropes.

Oblivion hits Mark Paris with a clothesline.

Mark Paris begs off.

Oblivion executes a cartwheel kick on Mark Paris.

Oblivion hits Mark Paris with a rabbit punch.

Oblivion uses a Frankensteiner on Mark Paris.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Oblivion goes for a snap suplex, but Mark Paris blocks it.

Mark Paris takes Oblivion down with a power bomb.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Mark Paris takes Oblivion down with a Death Valley Driver.

Mark Paris takes Oblivion down with a DDT.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Two good moves in a row from Paris have Oblivion reeling.

 

 

Mark Paris goes for an earringer, but Oblivion blocks it.

Oblivion goes for a springboard dropkick, but Mark Paris side-steps and Oblivion

 only hits air.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Mark Paris uses a screwdriver on Oblivion.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Mark Paris goes for a bow-and-arrow submission, but Oblivion blocks it.

Oblivion goes for a clothesline, but Mark Paris counters it with a crucifix.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Mark Paris locks Oblivion in a sleeperhold.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Now that is a blatant choke!

 

Nik Cain: The ref seems to think it’s kosher.

 

Kevin Cole: The ref isn’t even looking to see if the hold is legal.

 

Nik Cain: I guess Blackie has deemed Jenna’s cleavage as being more important that the location of Paris’ forearm, and deep down I can’t really blame him for that.

 

 

Oblivion is struggling to reach the ropes.

Oblivion tries to fight the pain.

Oblivion submits after 16 seconds.

Mark Paris further incites the crowd.

 

The winner is Mark Paris. Time of match: 0:04:23

 

 

Kevin Cole: And Oblivion is forced to submit to that supposed sleeper hold.

 

Nik Cain: Gee, Paris cheating to get a win? That is so not like him.

 

Kevin Cole: Don’t think I didn’t catch that sarcasm!

 

Nik Cain: Well, I did toss it underhand.

 

Kevin Cole: Well, we have to take a break. But, when we return, second round action in the Intercontinental Title Tournament! Don’t go anywhere!

 

 

(Commercials)

 

 

Kevin Cole: We are back and ready to kick off the second round of the tournament! Master Chuin takes on Poison Ivey.

 

Nik Cain: Rumor has it that this Ivey guy is on thin ice with the company.

 

Kevin Cole: What does that have to do with this match?

 

Nik Cain: Nothing. I just feel all warm and fuzzy when I get to report on the possible misfortune of others. Speaking of which, when is that medical update on Unleaded gonna come in?

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Teddi Rae...

Fighting out of Glasgow, Scotland...

Weighing in at 285 pounds...

 

Poison Ivey

 

His opponent...

Hailing from Village of Sinanju, South Korea...

Weighing in at 236 pounds...

 

Master Chuin

 

 

They lock up.

Master Chuin goes for a backdrop driver, but Poison Ivey flips over.

Poison Ivey goes for a German suplex, but Master Chuin counters it with

a go-behind.

Master Chuin locks Poison Ivey in a crossface chickenwing.

Poison Ivey reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Master Chuin leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Master Chuin sets up the chair.

Master Chuin hits a T-Bone Suplex onto the chair on Poison Ivey.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Master Chuin complains about a slow count.

Master Chuin hits Poison Ivey with a missile dropkick.

Master Chuin is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Chuin is in control early.

 

 

Master Chuin hits Poison Ivey with a backspin DDT.

Master Chuin runs into the ropes.

Poison Ivey nails Master Chuin with a clothesline.

Poison Ivey executes a Tombstone on Master Chuin.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Poison Ivey.

Poison Ivey throws Master Chuin out of the ring.

Poison Ivey goes through the ropes.

Poison Ivey hits a running power bomb on Master Chuin.

Poison Ivey reenters the ring.

Master Chuin follows him back in.

Poison Ivey goes for a power bomb, but Master Chuin blocks it.

Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.

Master Chuin uses an enzuigiri on Poison Ivey.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Master Chuin.

Master Chuin goes for a kick to the thigh, but Poison Ivey blocks it.

Poison Ivey hits a power bomb on Master Chuin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Poison Ivey hits a hiptoss on Master Chuin.

Poison Ivey nails Master Chuin with an elbowdrop.

Poison Ivey is going for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Poison Ivey complains about a slow count.

Poison Ivey goes for a fallaway slam, but Master Chuin counters it with

a forearm smash.

Master Chuin whips Poison Ivey into the ropes, but Poison Ivey reverses it.

Master Chuin hits Poison Ivey with a kick.

Master Chuin executes a springboard legdrop on Poison Ivey.

Master Chuin acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Nice aerial maneuver from Chuin!

 

Nik Cain: Ivey has all the basics covered and is very technically sound, but Chuin just brings so much more to the table than many of his opponents.

 

 

Master Chuin executes a T-Bone Suplex on Poison Ivey.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Master Chuin takes Poison Ivey down with a backspin DDT.

Master Chuin whips Poison Ivey into the ropes.

Poison Ivey hits Master Chuin with a shoulderblock.

Poison Ivey goes for a test of strength, but Master Chuin counters it with

a kick to the midsection.

Master Chuin hits Poison Ivey with an enzuigiri.

Master Chuin seemingly enjoys the boos.

Master Chuin screams "DEATH TO IMPERIALISM!!!".

Master Chuin seemingly enjoys the boos.

Master Chuin throws Poison Ivey out of the ring.

Master Chuin goes through the ropes.

Master Chuin goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Poison Ivey blocks it.

Poison Ivey whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Poison Ivey hits a Tombstone on Master Chuin.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord! A tombstone piledriver right on the concrete!

 

 

Poison Ivey reenters the ring.

Master Chuin follows him back in.

Poison Ivey goes for a double arm DDT, but Master Chuin blocks it.

Master Chuin executes a kick to the thigh on Poison Ivey.

Master Chuin hits the Doctor Bomb on Poison Ivey.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Master Chuin screams "DEATH TO IMPERIALISM!!!".

Master Chuin seemingly enjoys the boos.

Master Chuin whips Poison Ivey into the ropes.

Master Chuin executes a kick to the thigh on Poison Ivey.

Master Chuin hits Poison Ivey with a T-Bone Suplex.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Master Chuin goes for a Hotshot, but Poison Ivey counters it with a lariat.

In turn, Master Chuin counters it with a duck-down move.

Master Chuin takes Poison Ivey down with a dragon suplex.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Master Chuin takes Poison Ivey down with a dropkick to the knee.

Master Chuin uses an enzuigiri on Poison Ivey.

Master Chuin is going for the pin.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.

Master Chuin complains about a slow count.

Master Chuin puts Poison Ivey in a crossface chickenwing.

Poison Ivey reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.

Master Chuin takes Poison Ivey down with a kick to the thigh.

Master Chuin goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Poison Ivey blocks it.

Poison Ivey takes Master Chuin down with a dropkick.

Poison Ivey punches Master Chuin.

Poison Ivey kicks Master Chuin.

Poison Ivey acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Master Chuin punches Poison Ivey.

Master Chuin chops Poison Ivey.

Master Chuin hits a dropkick to the knee on Poison Ivey.

Master Chuin executes the Deadly Shaolin Buddha Finger on Poison Ivey.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Deadly Shaolin Buddha Finger!

 

 

Poison Ivey is inching his way towards the ropes.

Poison Ivey reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds.

 

 

Nik Cain: Ivey is able to drag the lighter Chuin over to the ropes.

 

 

Master Chuin executes the Doctor Bomb on Poison Ivey.

Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.

The boos are resurfacing again.

 

The winner is Master Chuin. Time of match: 0:06:20

 

 

Nik Cain: A lot of good it did him though.

 

Kevin Cole: Master Chuin advances and will face the winner of our next match.

 

Nik Cain: Did I mention that Ivey is probably gonna get fired?

 

Kevin Cole: Yes.

 

Nik Cain: Well, I guess I just mentioned it again then.

 

Kevin Cole: As I was saying, Chuin will go on to face the winner of Corwin Havens versus Bad Dreams, which is coming up right now!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...

Fighting out of parts unknown...

Weighing in at 258 pounds...

 

Bad Dreams

 

His opponent...

From Honolulu, Hawaii...

Weighing in at 245 pounds...

 

Corwin Havens

 

 

They lock up.

Bad Dreams executes neck-scissors on Corwin Havens.

Bad Dreams throws Corwin Havens out of the ring.

Bad Dreams goes through the ropes.

The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Corwin Havens nails The Dream Coach.

Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Corwin Havens on the concrete floor.

Bad Dreams is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Good Night Irene!

 

Nik Cain: The Nightmare Express is not playing around, and it shows in their approaches to their matches. Less than a minute in to the match, Havens is damn near out cold on the outside, and Dreams doesn’t look to be done by a long shot.

 

 

Bad Dreams executes a fisherman buster on Corwin Havens.

Bad Dreams whips Corwin Havens into the guardrail.

The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Corwin Havens nails The Dream Coach.

Bad Dreams whips Corwin Havens into the guardrail.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Corwin Havens nails Bad Dreams with a belly-to-back suplex.

Corwin Havens executes a kick to the midsection on Bad Dreams.

The Dream Coach comes from behind and distracts Corwin Havens.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Bad Dreams is handed a pizza cutter.

Bad Dreams hits him with the pizza cutter.

A portion of the crowd is booing Bad Dreams.

Bad Dreams whips Corwin Havens into the guardrail.

Bad Dreams goes for a fisherman buster, but Corwin Havens counters it with

a small package.

Corwin Havens sets up a table.

Corwin Havens sets up Bad Dreams on the table.

Corwin Havens tries to drive Bad Dreams through the table with a flying headbutt

, but he moves out of the way.

The table didn't break.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness! Havens’ head just bounced off that table!

 

Nik Cain: Man, Havens is just not having a good night.

 

 

Bad Dreams hits a forearm to the back on Corwin Havens.

The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Corwin Havens nails The Dream Coach.

Bad Dreams hits him with the pizza cutter.

The cheers for Bad Dreams are drowning out the boos.

Corwin Havens is busted wide open.

 

 

Nik Cain: And it just keeps getting worse.

 

 

Bad Dreams sets up Corwin Havens on the table.

Bad Dreams tries to drive Corwin Havens through the table with

a flying elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way.

The table is broken in half.

Corwin Havens acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Corwin Havens whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail.

Corwin Havens nails Bad Dreams with a swinging neckbreaker.

Corwin Havens throws Bad Dreams back into the ring.

Corwin Havens brings the table into the ring.

Corwin Havens is going for the pin.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Corwin Havens slashes him with pizza cutter.

Bad Dreams is busted wide open.

 

 

Kevin Cole: And now Bad Dreams is bleeding!

 

Nik Cain: This match got messy in a hurry. Of course, there is no love lost between Bad Dreams and Corwin Havens. I assume plenty of our viewers remember their match from out last pay per view.

 

 

Corwin Havens hits Bad Dreams with a splash.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Corwin Havens complains about a slow count.

Bad Dreams hits an inside cradle on Corwin Havens.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Bad Dreams whips Corwin Havens into the ropes, but Corwin Havens reverses it.

Corwin Havens hits Bad Dreams with a clothesline.

Corwin Havens whips Bad Dreams into the ropes, but Bad Dreams reverses it.

Corwin Havens misses with a kick.

Bad Dreams misses with a shoulderblock.

Corwin Havens goes for a rolling elbow smash, but Bad Dreams blocks it.

Bad Dreams hits Corwin Havens.

Corwin Havens kicks Bad Dreams.

Corwin Havens punches Bad Dreams.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Corwin Havens.

Bad Dreams hits Corwin Havens.

Bad Dreams punches Corwin Havens.

Corwin Havens is bleeding profusely.

Bad Dreams whips Corwin Havens into the ropes, but Corwin Havens reverses it.

Corwin Havens uses an elbow to the head on Bad Dreams.

Corwin Havens slashes him with pizza cutter.

Corwin Havens whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.

Bad Dreams misses with a clothesline.

Corwin Havens and Bad Dreams get hit with a double clothesline.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Both men are down!

 

Nik Cain: And having a tough time getting up. Dreams destroyed Havens in the opening minutes of this match, but Havens has managed to take a lot out of Dreams as well.

 

 

Corwin Havens slashes him with pizza cutter.

Corwin Havens attempts to place Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle, but Bad Dreams

 blocks it.

Corwin Havens sets up Bad Dreams on the table.

Corwin Havens tries to drive Bad Dreams through the table with a senton, but he

blocks it.

Bad Dreams throws Corwin Havens out of the ring.

Bad Dreams goes through the ropes.

Bad Dreams goes for the Good Night Irene, but Corwin Havens counters it with

a backward kick.

Corwin Havens knocks Bad Dreams into the ringsteps.

Corwin Havens sets up Bad Dreams on the table.

Corwin Havens tries to drive Bad Dreams through the table with a flying headbutt

, but he moves out of the way.

The table is broken in half.

The crowd seems to be rallying behind Bad Dreams.

 

 

Kevin Cole: And again a missed head butt costs Havens.

 

Nik Cain: At least he broke through the table that time.

 

 

Bad Dreams hits Corwin Havens with a Russian legsweep.

Bad Dreams goes for the Good Night Irene, but Corwin Havens counters it with

a backward kick.

The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Corwin Havens nails The Dream Coach.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Bad Dreams goes for a monkey flip, but Corwin Havens blocks it.

The Dream Coach comes from behind and distracts Corwin Havens.

Bad Dreams hits Corwin Havens with a Frankensteiner.

Bad Dreams goes for a fisherman buster, but Corwin Havens blocks it.

Corwin Havens goes for a pumphandle slam, but Bad Dreams blocks it.

Bad Dreams throws Corwin Havens back into the ring.

Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Corwin Havens.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.

All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.

 

The winner is Bad Dreams. Time of match: 0:06:19

 

 

Kevin Cole: Bad Dreams wins! Bad Dreams wins! He will face Master Chuin in the semi finals.

 

Nik Cain: Those two sure as hell ain’t strangers either. Chuin beat Dreams for the Television Title a while back and, just recently, Dreams beat Chuin. So, this match will be a tiebreaker of sorts.

 

Kevin Cole: Next up, more Intercontinental Title Tournament action as Explosion takes on Dream Warrior.

 

Nik Cain: Both guys have big matches later tonight as well, but if either looks past his opponent here, they can kiss the IC strap goodbye.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...

Fighting out of parts unknown...

Weighing in at 243 pounds...

 

Dream Warrior

 

His opponent...

Fighting out of St. Louis, Missouri...

Weighing in at 375 pounds...

 

Explosion

 

 

They lock up.

Explosion runs into the ropes.

Explosion executes inverted chokeslam on Dream Warrior.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Explosion goes for a headlock takedown, but Dream Warrior counters it with

a back suplex.

Dream Warrior hits a lariat on Explosion.

Dream Warrior goes for a moonsault bodyblock, but Explosion counters it with

a powerslam.

Explosion goes for the Super Nova, but Dream Warrior counters it with

a backward kick.

 

 

Nik Cain: Explosion went for the Super Nova early, but Warrior was ready for it.

 

 

Dream Warrior goes for a lariat, but Explosion blocks it.

Explosion executes a vertical suplex on Dream Warrior.

Explosion chops Dream Warrior.

The crowd is booing Explosion.

Dream Warrior hits Explosion.

Dream Warrior kicks Explosion.

The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.

Dream Warrior uses the Doctor Bomb on Explosion.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Dream Warrior whips Explosion into the ropes.

Dream Warrior hits Explosion with a kick.

Dream Warrior whips Explosion into the ropes.

Explosion executes a flying forearm on Dream Warrior.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Explosion complains about a slow count.

Explosion whips Dream Warrior into the ropes, but Dream Warrior reverses it.

Dream Warrior gives him neck-scissors, but Explosion only stares at him.

Dream Warrior goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Explosion blocks it.

Explosion executes a Tombstone on Dream Warrior.

The crowd is booing Explosion.

Explosion uses a vertical suplex on Dream Warrior.

Explosion goes for a flying forearm, but Dream Warrior ducks out of the way.

Explosion goes for a front-layout suplex, but Dream Warrior blocks it.

Dream Warrior goes for a DDT, but Explosion counters it with a low blow.

Explosion hits a vertical suplex on Dream Warrior.

Explosion hits Dream Warrior.

Quite a few boos are audible.

Dream Warrior chops Explosion.

A small "Dream Warrior" chant is being started.

Dream Warrior chops Explosion.

The crowd is cheering on Dream Warrior.

Explosion kicks Dream Warrior.

Explosion is starting to get under the crowd's skin.

Dream Warrior hits Explosion.

Dream Warrior is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Dream Warrior kicks Explosion.

There are lots of chants for Dream Warrior.

Explosion hits Dream Warrior.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

 

 

Nik Cain: Warrior might not want to go toe to toe with Explosion like that. As I have stated before, he is easily one of the two or three strongest men in the fed.

 

 

Dream Warrior punches Explosion.

The crowd is really behind Dream Warrior.

Dream Warrior goes for a European uppercut, but Explosion blocks it.

Explosion throws Dream Warrior out of the ring.

Explosion goes through the ropes.

Explosion throws Dream Warrior back into the ring.

Explosion hits a vertical suplex on Dream Warrior.

Explosion hits a Tombstone on Dream Warrior.

The crowd is booing Explosion.

Explosion goes for an avalanche, but Dream Warrior side-steps and Explosion

 only hits air.

Explosion goes for a backbreaker, but Dream Warrior blocks it.

Dream Warrior uses a jumping DDT on Explosion.

Dream Warrior kicks Explosion.

The crowd is going crazy.

Explosion hits Dream Warrior.

Explosion goes for an inverted backbreaker, but Dream Warrior blocks it.

Dream Warrior uses a DDT on Explosion.

Dream Warrior whips Explosion into the ropes.

Explosion hits Dream Warrior with a clothesline.

Explosion throws Dream Warrior out of the ring.

Explosion goes through the ropes.

Explosion uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Dream Warrior.

Explosion goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Dream Warrior counters it with

a punch.

Dream Warrior whips Explosion into the guardrail.

Dream Warrior knocks Explosion into the ringsteps.

The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Explosion nails The Dream Coach.

Dream Warrior whips Explosion into the guardrail.

Dream Warrior whips Explosion into the guardrail.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Warrior is tossing Explosion into anything he can find on the outside!

 

Nik Cain: Well, the guardrail can be a valuable ally when up again a near 400 pound beast of a man. Unless, of course, you are the one being tossed into it.

 

 

Dream Warrior hits a European uppercut on Explosion.

Explosion is busted wide open.

Dream Warrior goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Explosion blocks it.

Explosion whips Dream Warrior into the guardrail.

Explosion executes a running power bomb on Dream Warrior.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a power bomb! The ring shook after that one!

 

 

Explosion is handed the ring bell.

Explosion hits him with the ring bell.

A fan at ringside badmouths Explosion.

Explosion hits him with the ring bell.

 

 

Nik Cain: And now Explosion is making good use of that ring bell.

 

 

Explosion goes for a brain buster, but Dream Warrior blocks it.

Dream Warrior sets up a table.

Dream Warrior sets up Explosion on the table.

Dream Warrior tries to drive Explosion through the table with

a moonsault bodyblock, but he moves out of the way.

The table is broken in half.

Explosion takes Dream Warrior down with a fisherman suplex.

Explosion throws Dream Warrior back into the ring.

Explosion is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Explosion hits a Northern Lights suplex on Dream Warrior.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Explosion whips Dream Warrior into the ropes.

Dream Warrior executes a jumping elbow thrust on Explosion.

The chants for Dream Warrior are deafening.

Dream Warrior heckles the front row fans.

The chants for Dream Warrior are deafening.

Dream Warrior chokes him with a night stick.

Dream Warrior executes the Doctor Bomb on Explosion.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Dream Warrior takes Explosion down with a frog splash.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Nice frog splash from Warrior but a huge kick out by Explosion!

 

 

Explosion kicks Dream Warrior.

Explosion kicks Dream Warrior.

Explosion further incites the crowd.

Explosion nails Dream Warrior with a brain buster.

Explosion goes for a short lariat, but Dream Warrior counters it with a crucifix

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Dream Warrior whips Explosion into the ropes.

Explosion hits a knee to the groin on Dream Warrior.

Explosion is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

Explosion goes for a brain buster, but Dream Warrior counters it with

a small package.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Dream Warrior chokes him with the night stick.

Dream Warrior whips Explosion into the ropes.

Dream Warrior gives him neck-scissors, but Explosion doesn't budge.

Dream Warrior hits Explosion with a moonsault bodyblock.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Dream Warrior executes the Doctor Bomb on Explosion.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.

Dream Warrior climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Explosion nails him

 in the stomach.

Dream Warrior falls onto the top turnbuckle.

Explosion further incites the crowd.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord.

 

Nik Cain: That looks like it hurt.

 

 

Explosion uses a top-rope power bomb on Dream Warrior.

Explosion further incites the crowd.

Explosion is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Explosion complains about a slow count.

Dream Warrior chokes him with the night stick.

Dream Warrior executes an inside cradle on Explosion.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.

Dream Warrior gives him a jumping neck snap, but Explosion only stares at him.

Dream Warrior whips Explosion into the ropes.

Explosion misses with a clothesline.

Dream Warrior gives him neck-scissors, but Explosion doesn't budge.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Explosion is simply shrugging off Warrior’s offense!

 

 

Explosion executes the Super Nova on Dream Warrior.

Explosion further incites the crowd.

Explosion goes for the pin.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.

Explosion further incites the crowd.

 

The winner is Explosion. Time of match: 0:09:56

 

 

Kevin Cole: Super Nova for the win! Explosion advances to the next round to meet either Vengeance or Comedy! We will have that match right after this commercial break. Stay tuned!

 

 

(Commercials)

 

 

Kevin Cole: We are back and Comedy and Vengeance are ready to go at it. Let’s get right to the ring!

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by Rhapsody...

Hailing from Milwaukee, Wisconsin...

Weighing in at 550 pounds...

 

Comedy

 

His opponent...

Led to the ring by Mr. America...

Hailing from Seattle, Washington...

Weighing in at 364 pounds...

 

Vengeance

 

 

They lock up.

Vengeance uses a forearm smash on Comedy.

Vengeance nails Comedy with an avalanche.

Vengeance uses a Firebird Splash on Comedy.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Vengeance throws Comedy out of the ring.

Vengeance goes through the ropes.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Vengeance is going right after Comedy!

 

Nik Cain: Vengeance is not concerned with strategy. He just goes straight at whoever his opponent is.

 

 

Rhapsody comes from behind and distracts Vengeance.

Comedy sets up a table.

Comedy nails Vengeance with a back suplex.

Comedy laughs hysterically in the ring.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Comedy.

Comedy throws Vengeance back into the ring.

Comedy brings the table into the ring.

Vengeance chops Comedy.

Vengeance punches Comedy.

Comedy chops Vengeance.

Comedy is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Vengeance hits Comedy.

Vengeance hits Comedy with a series of forearm smashes.

Vengeance is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Vengeance sets up Comedy on the table.

Vengeance tries to drive Comedy through the table with a Tombstone, but he

blocks it.

Vengeance runs into the ropes.

Comedy hits a powerslam on Vengeance.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A big powerslam gets a two count for Comedy!

 

 

Comedy throws Vengeance out of the ring.

Comedy goes through the ropes.

Comedy whips Vengeance into the guardrail.

Comedy goes for a bulldog, but Vengeance blocks it.

Vengeance hits Comedy with a forearm smash.

Vengeance whips Comedy into the guardrail.

Vengeance hits Comedy with a forearm smash.

Comedy is busted wide open.

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a forearm shot!

 

 

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Vengeance goes for a Big Leg Drop, but Comedy rolls out of the way.

Mr. America comes from behind, but Comedy nails Mr. America.

Vengeance is handed a toilet seat.

Vengeance hits him with the toilet seat.

A few fans are booing Vengeance, while a few others are cheering him.

Vengeance sets up Comedy on the table.

Vengeance executes a Tombstone through the table.

The table is broken in half.

A few fans are booing Vengeance, while a few others are cheering him.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Unbelievable! A tombstone through the table to the concrete!

 

Nik Cain: If there are any limits to this guy’s power, I have yet to see them.

 

 

Vengeance reenters the ring.

Comedy follows him back in.

Vengeance is going for the pin.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Vengeance goes for a triangle choke, but Comedy blocks it.

Comedy goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Vengeance counters it with a crucifix

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Vengeance chokes him with .

Vengeance executes a series of forearm smashes on Comedy.

Vengeance goes for a forearm smash, but Comedy blocks it.

Comedy hits Vengeance with a side suplex.

Comedy goes for a side suplex, but Vengeance blocks it.

Comedy is bleeding profusely.

Vengeance goes for an avalanche, but Comedy side-steps and Vengeance

 only hits air.

Comedy goes for a falling splash, but Vengeance rolls out of the way.

Vengeance gets a dragon sleeper on Comedy.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Comedy misses big and Vengeance quickly capitalizes.

 

Nik Cain: He is not exactly known for his submission wrestling, but the dragon sleeper is a very effective move against a man of Comedy’s, uh, girth.

 

 

Comedy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.

Vengeance chokes him with .

Vengeance hits a Cradle DDT on Comedy.

Robert Loggia counts: One, shoulder up.

Vengeance chokes him with .

Vengeance whips Comedy into the ropes, but Comedy reverses it.

Comedy takes Vengeance down with a Death Valley Driver.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Comedy.

Comedy runs into the ropes.

Comedy misses with an elbow.

Vengeance hits Comedy with a kick.

Vengeance puts Comedy in a triangle choke.

Comedy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Vengeance hits a series of forearm smashes on Comedy.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Vengeance and a few others cheering him

Vengeance goes for a Cradle DDT, but Comedy blocks it.

Comedy nails Vengeance with a crucifix power bomb.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A near fall for Comedy!

 

 

Comedy attempts to place Vengeance on the turnbuckle, but Vengeance blocks it.

Comedy hits Vengeance.

A portion of the crowd is booing Comedy.

Comedy chops Vengeance.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Comedy.

Vengeance chops Comedy.

A few fans are booing Vengeance, while a few others are cheering him.

Vengeance punches Comedy.

A few fans are booing Vengeance, while a few others are cheering him.

Vengeance whips Comedy into the ropes.

Comedy hits Vengeance with a kick.

Comedy goes for a kick to the groin, but Vengeance blocks it.

Vengeance whips Comedy into the ropes.

Comedy misses with a shoulderblock.

Comedy hits Vengeance with a kick.

Comedy is bleeding profusely.

Comedy locks Vengeance in a bearhug.

Vengeance is struggling to reach the ropes.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Comedy is so massive that he makes the 300 plus pound Vengeance look tiny in that bearhug!

 

 

Vengeance is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Vengeance tries to fight the pain.

Vengeance reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.

Comedy hits a Death Valley Driver on Vengeance.

Comedy goes for a crucifix power bomb, but Vengeance counters it with

a backslide.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Rhapsody throws Comedy the electric guitar, but Vengeance intercepts it.

Vengeance hits Comedy with it and goes for the pin.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.

Comedy complains about a fast count.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Vengeance.

 

The winner is Vengeance. Time of match: 0:07:15

 

 

Kevin Cole: What a shot with that guitar!

 

Nik Cain: That shot was enough to win Vengeance the match.

 

Kevin Cole: He will go on to face Explosion in the semifinals next week. But, right now, Deathwish puts his Television Title on the line against Samson.

 

 

~~~~~

This contest is scheduled for one fall.

It is for the FCW Television Title.

 

Introducing first...

Hailing from Queensbridge, New York City...

Weighing in at 224 pounds...

 

"The Hardest Working Man in Wresting" Samson

 

His opponent...

Led to the ring by Susan Blake...

Hailing from Death Valley,CA...

Weighing in at 235 pounds...

 

The FCW Television Champion...

"The Dark Angel" Deathwish

 

 

They lock up.

Samson hits Deathwish.

Samson is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Deathwish punches Samson.

Samson kicks Deathwish.

A portion of the crowd is booing Samson.

Deathwish punches Samson.

Deathwish is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Deathwish punches Samson.

Deathwish runs into the ropes.

Samson misses with a clothesline.

Samson goes for an armbar submission, but Deathwish blocks it.

Deathwish gives him Combantion of punches to head, but Samson doesn't even care.

Deathwish executes brain buster into seated power bomb on Samson.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A near fall early for the champ.

 

Nik Cain: Wish nearly lost his title last week to Jonathan Chambers. I’m sure he is looking to take Samson out as soon as possible.

 

 

Deathwish executes a spinning back suplex on Samson.

Deathwish is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Deathwish is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.

Deathwish throws Samson out of the ring.

Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, Samson reenters the ring.

Deathwish whips Samson into the turnbuckle, but Samson reverses it.

Samson runs shoulder-first into the corner.

Samson goes for a superkick, but Deathwish ducks out of the way.

Deathwish kicks Samson.

Deathwish is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Samson punches Deathwish.

Samson punches Deathwish.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Samson.

Samson executes a superkick on Deathwish.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Deathwish ducked one of Samson’s kicks, but got rocked by that one!

 

 

Samson uses a senton on Deathwish.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Samson throws Deathwish out of the ring.

Samson goes through the ropes.

Samson whips Deathwish into the guardrail.

Jeff Davis counts:  1.

Samson whips Deathwish into the guardrail.

Samson hits Deathwish with a superkick.

 

 

Kevin Cole: And another one!

 

 

Jeff Davis counts:  2.

Samson reenters the ring.

Deathwish follows him back in.

Deathwish brings the table into the ring.

Deathwish chops Samson.

Deathwish is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Deathwish kicks Samson.

Deathwish punches Samson.

A portion of the crowd is booing Deathwish.

Deathwish gives him an anklelock submission, but Samson doesn't budge.

Deathwish puts Samson in a choke against the ropes.

Jeff Davis warns Deathwish to let go.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three, four.

Deathwish runs into the ropes.

Deathwish hits Samson with a shoulderblock.

Deathwish climbs to the middle rope and yells at the crowd.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Deathwish.

Deathwish nails Samson with a clothesline from the top rope.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Deathwish goes for a snap suplex, but Samson counters it with a vertical suplex.

Samson hits Deathwish with a belly-to-back suplex.

Samson executes a dropkick on Deathwish.

Samson is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Samson sets up Deathwish on the table.

Samson executes a DDT through the table.

The table is broken in half.

Samson is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Samson is going for the pin.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A DDT right through the table but the champ kicks out with authority!

 

Nik Cain: Well, anyone who doubted Deathwish’s toughness probably stopped doubting after that bloody Burning Casket Match he won last week.

 

 

Deathwish gives him a standing sidekick, but Samson doesn't even care.

Samson kicks Deathwish.

Samson hits Deathwish.

Deathwish hits Samson.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Deathwish.

Samson punches Deathwish.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Samson.

Samson throws Deathwish out of the ring.

Samson goes through the ropes.

Samson whips Deathwish into the guardrail.

Samson executes a punch on Deathwish.

Samson executes an Asai moonsault on Deathwish.

Jeff Davis counts:  1.

Samson whips Deathwish into the guardrail.

Samson sets up a table.

Samson knocks Deathwish into the ringpost.

Samson is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Jeff Davis counts:  2.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Samson whips Deathwish into the guardrail.

Samson throws Deathwish back into the ring.

Samson places Deathwish on the turnbuckle.

Samson leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Samson sets up the chair.

Samson nails Deathwish with a superplex onto the chair.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Suplex from the top rope right onto that steel chair!

 

Nik Cain: Samson is not letting up for a second on the champion.

 

 

Samson attempts to place Deathwish on the turnbuckle, but Deathwish blocks it.

Jeff Davis removes the chair from the ring.

Samson throws Deathwish out of the ring.

Samson goes through the ropes.

Samson goes for a dragon suplex, but Deathwish blocks it.

Jeff Davis counts:  1.

Deathwish takes Samson down with a tiger bomb.

Jeff Davis counts:  2.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Jeff Davis counts:  3.

Deathwish reenters the ring.

Samson follows him back in.

Deathwish hits a tornado DDT on Samson.

A portion of the crowd is booing Deathwish.

Deathwish goes for a forearm choke, but Samson blocks it.

Samson uses the Swinging DDT on Deathwish.

Samson places Deathwish on the turnbuckle.

Samson hits a superplex on Deathwish.

A portion of the crowd is booing Samson.

Samson executes a Japanese armdrag takedown on Deathwish.

Samson places Deathwish on the turnbuckle.

Samson hits a top-rope power bomb on Deathwish.

Samson is starting to get more cheers than boos.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Big power bomb from the top!

 

Nik Cain: Deathwish is one of the best in the business, but he better turn things around fast if he wants to hold onto that belt. Of course, we have passed the eight minute mark on this match, so Samson is now both fighting the champ and the clock.

 

 

Samson runs into the ropes.

Samson uses a backspin DDT on Deathwish.

Samson is starting to get more cheers than boos.

Samson runs into the ropes.

Deathwish hits Samson with a backdrop.

Deathwish climbs to the middle rope and yells at the crowd.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Deathwish.

Deathwish throws Samson out of the ring.

Jeff Davis counts: one, Samson reenters the ring.

Deathwish uses a low blow on Samson.

Deathwish runs into the ropes.

Deathwish hits a high knee on Samson.

Deathwish uses a Cradle DDT on Samson.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Deathwish complains about a slow count.

Samson nails Deathwish with an inside cradle.

Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.

Samson places Deathwish on the turnbuckle.

Samson hits Deathwish with a top-rope power bomb.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Another big power bomb!

 

 

Samson nails Deathwish with a tornado DDT.

Samson executes the Twisted Heat on Deathwish.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Twisted Heat! Twisted Heat!

 

 

Deathwish is struggling to reach the ropes.

Deathwish is inching his way towards the ropes.

Deathwish tries to escape the hold.

Deathwish is writhing in pain.

Jeff Davis asks Deathwish if he should stop the fight.

Deathwish shakes his head.

 

 

Nik Cain: Wish is too far from the ropes. He is desperately trying to hold on but Samson is really cranking back on that hold.

 

 

Deathwish tries to fight the pain.

Deathwish submits after 47 seconds.

All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.

 

The winner is Samson. Time of match: 0:09:40

 

 

Kevin Cole: Deathwish tapped! Samson has done it! He is the new FCW Television Champion!

 

Nik Cain: This crowd is in shock and so is Samson. This has to be considered an upset. Samson is being handed the title and Wish is just shaking his head as he heads to the back. He can’t believe it either.

 

Kevin Cole: Next, former partners, former friends clash as Jason Star takes on Explosion!

 

Nik Cain: This one has been bubbling under the surface for a while, and now its ready to explode, no pun intended. Star is riding high off a win against World Champion Most Holy. But Explosion just racked up a pretty damn impressive win tonight against Dream Warrior. Star is fresh, but Explosion is warmed up. This one could go either way but its bound to be a good one.

 

Kevin Cole: Let’s get to the ring!

 

 

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This contest is scheduled for one fall.

 

Introducing first...

Fighting out of St. Louis, Missouri...

Weighing in at 375 pounds...

 

Explosion

 

His opponent...

From Orlando, Florida...

Weighing in at 245 pounds...

 

Jason Star

 

 

They lock up.

Explosion kicks Jason Star.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Explosion.

Explosion punches Jason Star.

Explosion is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Jason Star begs off.

Explosion uses a knee to the groin on Jason Star.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Explosion.

Explosion hits Jason Star with a ropeburn.

Explosion nails Jason Star with a diving shoulderblock.

Explosion is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

 

 

Nik Cain: The big man opening up on Star to start. He is the more aggressive of the two, with Star being more of the thinking man’s wrestler. Though it can be hard to think with Explosion pounding on you.

 

 

Explosion goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Jason Star blocks it.

Jason Star hits Explosion with a DDT.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Jason Star.

Jason Star goes for a neck snap, but Explosion blocks it.

Explosion nails Jason Star with a backbreaker.

Explosion hits a choke slam on Jason Star.

Explosion goes for an Exploder suplex, but Jason Star counters it with

an elbowsmash.

Jason Star goes for a neck snap, but Explosion blocks it.

Jason Star begs off.

Explosion takes Jason Star down with a choke slam.

 

 

Kevin Cole: A pair of choke slams from Explosion!

 

 

Explosion whips Jason Star into the ropes.

Jason Star hits Explosion with a clothesline.

Jason Star takes Explosion down with an eye gouge.

Jason Star gives him a spinning leg lariat, but Explosion only stares at him.

Explosion goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Jason Star counters it with a rana

Robert Loggia counts: One, kickout.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Jason Star.

Jason Star goes for a flying cross body press, but Explosion counters it with

a powerslam.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Explosion.

Explosion goes for the Super Nova, but Jason Star counters it with

a backward kick.

Jason Star chops Explosion.

Jason Star is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Jason Star kicks Explosion.

Jason Star hits Explosion.

Jason Star whips Explosion into the ropes, but Explosion reverses it.

Jason Star takes Explosion down with a clothesline.

Jason Star goes for hurracanrana, but Explosion blocks it.

Explosion executes a backspin DDT on Jason Star.

A portion of the crowd is booing Explosion.

Explosion hits Jason Star with a short lariat.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Explosion complains about a slow count.

Jason Star uses an inside cradle on Explosion.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

 

 

Nik Cain: Explosion almost decapitated Star with that short clothesline, but jawing with the ref almost allowed Star to steal the win.

 

 

Jason Star gives him a backdrop, but Explosion doesn't even care.

Jason Star begs off.

Explosion hits Jason Star with a Tombstone.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Explosion.

Explosion uses a Northern Lights suplex on Jason Star.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Explosion goes for a short lariat, but Jason Star blocks it.

Jason Star goes for a neck snap, but Explosion blocks it.

Explosion hits a backspin DDT on Jason Star.

Explosion hits Jason Star with a kick to the midsection.

Explosion hits Jason Star.

A portion of the crowd is booing Explosion.

Jason Star chops Explosion.

Explosion kicks Jason Star.

Explosion is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Explosion kicks Jason Star.

Explosion whips Jason Star into the ropes, but Jason Star reverses it.

Jason Star misses with a clothesline.

Jason Star goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Explosion ducks out of the way.

Explosion whips Jason Star into the turnbuckle, but Jason Star reverses it.

Jason Star charges in with a cartwheel kick, but Explosion moves out of the way.

Jason Star begs off.

Explosion hits a Death Valley Driver on Jason Star.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Explosion.

Explosion nails Jason Star with the Ace Crusher.

Explosion executes an Exploder suplex on Jason Star.

Robert Loggia counts: One, kickout.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Nice suplex by Explosion but Star is out in one.

 

 

Explosion whips Jason Star into the ropes, but Jason Star reverses it.

Explosion goes for a knee to the groin, but Jason Star counters it with

a dragon screw.

Jason Star takes Explosion down with a missile dropkick.

A few fans are booing Jason Star, while a few others are cheering him.

Jason Star hits Explosion with a springboard headscissors.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Jason Star and a few others cheering

him.

Jason Star throws Explosion out of the ring.

Jason Star jumps onto him with a corkscrew plancha.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Nice move by Star!

 

Nik Cain: Star is using his speed to get Explosion with a hit and run style of attack.

 

 

Robert Loggia counts:  1.

Jason Star whips Explosion into the guardrail.

Jason Star knocks Explosion into the ringsteps.

Jason Star sets up a table.

Jason Star whips Explosion into the guardrail.

Jason Star knocks Explosion into the ringsteps.

You can hear a few scattered fans booing Jason Star and a few others cheering

him.

Jason Star goes for the Star-Plex, but Explosion blocks it.

Robert Loggia counts:  2.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Robert Loggia counts:  3.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Jason Star gives him a bulldog, but Explosion doesn't even care.

Robert Loggia counts:  4.

Jason Star whips Explosion into the guardrail.

They're brawling inside the ring area.

Jason Star takes Explosion down with a clothesline.

Jason Star whips Explosion into the guardrail.

Jason Star hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Explosion.

Robert Loggia counts:  5.

Jason Star goes for hurracanrana, but Explosion blocks it.

Robert Loggia counts:  6.

Explosion whips Jason Star into the guardrail.

Explosion reenters the ring.

Jason Star follows him back in.

Explosion chops Jason Star.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Explosion.

Explosion hits Jason Star.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Explosion.

Explosion whips Jason Star into the ropes.

Explosion executes inverted chokeslam on Jason Star.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Explosion.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness! Explosion almost knocked Star out cold with that move!

 

 

Explosion uses a headlock takedown on Jason Star.

Explosion runs into the ropes.

Jason Star hits Explosion with a kick.

Jason Star leaves the ring.

He returns with a chair.

Jason Star runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.

Jason Star uses a spinning leg lariat on Explosion.

Jason Star whips Explosion into the ropes, but Explosion reverses it.

Explosion hits Jason Star with a clothesline.

Explosion nails Jason Star with a running power bomb.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Jason Star begs off.

Explosion executes the Super Nova on Jason Star.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Super Nova! Super Nova! Explosion is going for the pin!

 

 

Explosion goes for the pin.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.

Jason Star complains about a fast count.

Explosion is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

 

The winner is Explosion. Time of match: 0:08:46

 

 

Kevin Cole: Explosion has beaten Star!

 

Nik Cain: And we have company coming to the ring.

 

 

(At this point, Oblivion makes his way through the curtain and heads to the ring. In his hands he clutches a chair that is blurred out on television. The reason for this editing job is that the chair has a rather large photo taped to the seat. That’s right; those in attendance tonight are treated to a photo of Rhapsody completely naked in the shower. Presumably, Oblivion acquired this shot of the Women’s Champ with out here consent.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Oh no, in the name of all that is decent, Oblivion seems to have acquired a lewd picture of the Women’s Champion!

 

Nik Cain: Yeah, you folks at home are probably missing this so, let me just sum it up with the word yummy.

 

 

(Explosion is leaving the ring right when Oblivion gets to the ringside area. There is a brief stare down. Though no words were exchanged, an understanding seems to be reached. Explosion continues on his way to the back and Oblivion slides into the ring.

 

Jason Star is just getting to his feet after being on the unfriendly side of the Super Nova. Oblivion winds up with the chair and swings for the fences. He connects with the side of Star’s head, sending him to the mat. With blood pouring out of his nose and mouth, Star staggers up to one knee. Oblivion raises the chair over his head and brings it crashing down on the top of Star’s head, once again sending him to the mat. This time he does not wait for Star to try and get up. He just repeatedly brings the chair down across Star’s head and back. Over and over until, finally, one of the larger members of the security staff tackles him so hard he goes through the ropes and falls to the floor. He reaches back in the ring to retrieve his chair and holds it up in triumph, the picture of Rhapsody now smeared with Star’s blood.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: Star has just been mugged by Oblivion! That guy is sick!

 

Nik Cain: But he is a fine photographer.

 

Kevin Cole: Medical personnel are attending to Star. We have got to take out last break but, when we return, the Tag Team Titles are on the line!

 

 

(Commercials)

 

 

Kevin Cole: We are back and it’s time for the main event!

 

 

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This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for

one fall.

It is for the FCW World Tag Titles.

 

Introducing first...

Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...

At a total combined weight of 501 pounds...

 

The Nightmare Express

 

Their opponents...

Led to the ring by Rhapsody...

At a total combined weight of 742 pounds...

 

The FCW World Tag Champions...

Thespian Express

 

 

Kevin Cole: The Thespians are coming to the ring with purpose!

 

Nik Cain: They have a reputation as the best team here in the FCW and they plan on proving it again tonight.

 

 

They lock up.

Tragedy chops Bad Dreams.

Tragedy is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.

Tragedy chops Bad Dreams.

Tragedy kicks Bad Dreams.

A portion of the crowd is booing Tragedy.

Tragedy attempts to place Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle, but Bad Dreams

 blocks it.

Tragedy whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.

Tragedy hits Bad Dreams with a kick.

Tragedy nails Bad Dreams with a DDT.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Tragedy.

Tragedy stands on the buckle and raises his arms in the air.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Tragedy.

 

 

Nik Cain: Tragedy is the freshest man in this match, being the only one to already wrestle here tonight. The Thespians are taking full advantage of that fact.

 

 

Tragedy uses a springboard dropkick on Bad Dreams.

Tragedy nails Bad Dreams with a flatliner legsweep.

A portion of the crowd is cheering Tragedy.

Tragedy hits Bad Dreams with a front facelock into a diamond cutter.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Tragedy complains about a slow count.

Tragedy tags out to Comedy.

Comedy and Tragedy whip Bad Dreams into the ropes.

They attempt to hit Bad Dreams with a double elbowsmash, but he counters

it with a duck-down move.

Bad Dreams hits them with a double clothesline.

The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Bad Dreams.

Tragedy leaves the ring.

Bad Dreams whips Comedy into the ropes, but Comedy reverses it.

Bad Dreams hits a backspin DDT on Comedy.

Bad Dreams tags out to Dream Warrior.

Dream Warrior gives him a flying legdrop, but Comedy doesn't budge.

Dream Warrior hits a moonsault bodyblock on Comedy.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

Dream Warrior goes for a moonsault bodyblock, but Comedy counters it with

a Tombstone.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

 

 

Nik Cain: Warrior went to the well one to many times and got drilled with a tombstone.

 

 

Comedy throws Dream Warrior out of the ring.

Comedy goes through the ropes.

Comedy executes the Encore on Dream Warrior on the concrete floor.

Comedy is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

Dream Warrior is out cold.

 

 

Kevin Cole: Encore on the concrete! Warrior is out!

 

 

Comedy takes Dream Warrior down with a series of headbutts to the head.

Comedy throws Dream Warrior back into the ring.

Comedy tags out to Tragedy.

Tragedy and Comedy hit Dream Warrior with a double kick to the groin.

Comedy leaves the ring.

Tragedy catches Dream Warrior in the Oriental Spike.

Dream Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.

Tragedy places Dream Warrior on the turnbuckle.

Tragedy goes for a top-rope Frankensteiner, but Dream Warrior counters it with

a power bomb.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.

The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.

Dream Warrior whips Tragedy into the ropes.

Dream Warrior goes for a backbreaker, but Tragedy counters it with a facerake.

Comedy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Bad Dreams enters the ring and lays out Comedy.

Dream Warrior and Bad Dreams whip Tragedy into the ropes.

They attempt to hit Tragedy with a double kick to the midsection, but he

 counters it with a double clothesline.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Bad Dreams leaves the ring.

 

 

(Most Holy runs to the ring, shovel in hand. He pulls Bad Dreams off the ring apron and begins to pummel him with rights. Zoe runs out and sets up a table. Holy picks Dreams up and delivers a back suplex through the table. Holy grabs his shovel and waits for Dreams to stand up. He then delivers a shot to his head. Dreams falls to the floor with a thud. The ref goes to stop Holy from connecting with the shovel again when Dan Sexton and Skull Ganz sprint to the ring. They slide under the bottom rope and hit Dream Warrior with a double clothesline. Ganz picks up Warrior in a power bomb position. Sexton walks over and grabs his head. They plant Warrior with the Powerbomb Neckbreaker. Sexton begins to leave the ring as Tragedy hits Ganz. Ganz turns and kicks him in the gut. Sexton re-eneters the ring and climbs to the top rope. Ganz picks Tragedy up and hands him to Sexton. They deliver a top rope Powerbomb Neckbreaker. The LoS slides out of the ring as Warrior staggers to his feet. The LoS walks up the ramp and turns on the stage facing the ring. A chant of LoS...LoS...LoS... rings through the arena.)

 

 

Kevin Cole: The LoS has just assaulted both champions and challengers!

 

Nik Cain: The Dream Coach sees an opening here and looks ready to take it.


 

The Dream Coach throws Dream Warrior the clipboard, but Tragedy intercepts it.

Tragedy hits Dream Warrior with it and goes for the pin.

Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.

Tragedy is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

 

The winners are Thespian Express. Time of match: 0:02:47

 

 

Kevin Cole: Tragedy intercepts the clipboard! Thespians retain the titles!

 

Nik Cain: And the monster Skull Ganz has a mic.

 

 

(Ganz is handed the house mic.)

Ganz: Let that be notice to all of you. The LoS is looking for tag team gold. We will have it soon enough. We will see you real soon, boys.

(The crowd begins to throw mustard packets into the ring as The LoS leaves the stage area.)

 

 

(end)

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