(The following appears on the screen)
It’s coming
Friday the 13th
The Lottery
(“New Breed” by Fear
Factory plays as we see the standard FCTV intro. We then cut to a few crowd
shots before cutting to a shot of the ring. Lollipop is standing alone in the
ring with a neck brace on she has a mic.)
Kevin Cole: Welcome to Full Contact TV! We have a great show for you tonight but
I don’t have time to tell you about it. Lollipop is in the ring and she looks
like she wants to address this great crowd!
Nik Cain: But, if she
opens her mouth, won’t all the air rush out of her head sending her flying
around the arena?
Lollipop: You know, I was brutally attacked by Shawn Michaels last week. You all
saw a hooded figure, but I know Shawn Michaels and that was Shawn Michaels. So,
Shawn, I know your back there BRING YOUR ASS OUT HERE NOW!
”OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!!!”
(With that ALEX DiGiacomo and Rose Morris come from the back. Both look puzzled
to why they are out here)
Alex: Now, Lolli, what’s this crazy talk about Shawn Michaels coming back?
Lollipop: You and that midget Quackma...
Crowd: DUCK-EEE, DUCK-EEE, DUCK-EEE
Lollipop: Quackman were also there, so don't humor me. Where is Mark???
Alex: Lollipop, as much as I would like to help I have no idea. I was in LA last
week where I have been fof the past 3 months. Hell, I haven’t even watched The
FCW so I can't help you. I came out here to clear my
name and with some investigation. I can see where your problem with Shawn came
from. So, Lolli, here is the real culprit of Mark Payne...
”I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE!!!”
(With that Terrance M. Garvin comes from behind the curtain with a grin on his
face)
Terrance: Yup, it was me...
Crowd: FAGGOT, FAGGOT, FAGGOT...
Terrance: I was the one that kicked you. It was me all along. Why? Because I
wanted to come back and that
bastard Payne took my spot and my contract offer so I had to stay home. I could
have been The Star he was. Now, look. I'm reduced to shilling for Snapple. Its
made from the best stuff on earth, oh and turn around.
(With that Shawn Michaels who had come from under the ring with a hockey stick
blasts Lollipop over the head with it.)
Terrance: I lied. I'm retired. Shawn,
who was the one that kicked Lollipop?
Shawn: Um, I'm almost positive that it was me. As a matter of a fact, yes it was
me. Thanks for doing this Terry. Also thanks for reminding everyone to drink
Snapple. Like Shawn Michaels, it’s made from The Best
Stuff On Earth. Oh, this is not the last you’ll be seeing of us tonight! Later
gaters!
(Shawn Michaels and his “posse” leave the ring and head to the back as medical personnel attend to Lollipop.)
Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness! Shawn Michaels just broke a hockey stick over that poor woman’s head!
Nik Cain: Well, if that is a harbinger of things to come, we’ve got a great show ahead of us.
Kevin Cole: Let’s just get to our first match as Samson takes on one of the tag team champions, Tragedy.
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Fighting out of Queensbridge, New York City...
Weighing in at 224 pounds...
"The Hardest Working Man in Wresting" Samson
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Rhapsody...
Fighting out of Oaxaca, Mexico...
Weighing in at 192 pounds...
Tragedy
They lock up.
Samson takes Tragedy down with a dropkick.
Samson runs into the ropes.
Samson hits Tragedy with an elbow.
Samson nails Tragedy with a senton.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Tragedy begs off.
Samson hits a springboard moonsault on Tragedy.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: Samson starting off quickly against Tragedy.
Nik Cain: Samson lost a heart breaker to Dan Sexton last week and looks hell bent on making up for it here tonight.
Kevin Cole: Well, he will have two chances.
Nik Cain: That’s right, he will also be competing in a first round match up in the Intercontinental Championship Tournament here tonight, but more about that later.
Samson goes for a clothesline, but Tragedy counters it with a crucifix.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Tragedy chops Samson.
Tragedy is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Tragedy hits Samson.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tragedy.
Samson kicks Tragedy.
Samson is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Samson hits Tragedy.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Samson.
Tragedy hits Samson.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tragedy.
Tragedy attempts to place Samson on the turnbuckle, but Samson blocks it.
Tragedy gives him a dropkick to the groin, but Samson doesn't even care.
Tragedy whips Samson into the ropes.
Samson and Tragedy get hit with a double clothesline.
Samson hits Tragedy with a tornado DDT.
Samson whips Tragedy into the ropes.
Samson hits Tragedy with a kick.
Samson nails Tragedy with an Asai moonsault.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Samson.
Samson goes for the Twisted Heat, but Tragedy blocks it.
Kevin Cole: Samson went for his finisher, but Tragedy had it well scouted.
Nik Cain: Not too surprising. Tragedy is a real professional. But Samson is staying on the attack.
Samson hits a springboard legdrop on Tragedy.
Samson whips Tragedy into the ropes.
Tragedy hits Samson with a shoulderblock.
Tragedy stands on the buckle and raises his arms in the air.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tragedy.
Tragedy runs into the ropes.
Tragedy hits Samson with a dropkick to the groin.
Tragedy hits a missile dropkick on Samson.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tragedy.
Tragedy uses an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Samson.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Tragedy complains about a slow count.
Tragedy hits Samson with a brain buster.
Tragedy climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Samson throws him to the mat.
Samson hits Tragedy with a frog splash.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Samson gets a sleeperhold on Tragedy.
Tragedy is inching his way towards the ropes.
Samson lets go after 16 seconds.
Samson attempts to place Tragedy on the turnbuckle, but Tragedy blocks it.
Samson whips Tragedy into the ropes.
Samson misses with a shoulderblock.
Samson goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Tragedy counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Tragedy goes for a DDT, but Samson blocks it.
Samson punches Tragedy.
Samson hits Tragedy.
The crowd is wildly cheering Samson with only a few scattered boos audible.
Samson whips Tragedy into the ropes.
Tragedy goes for a knee to the groin, but Samson counters it with a dragon screw
Samson places Tragedy on the turnbuckle.
Samson uses a top-rope inverted DDT on Tragedy.
Samson doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Tragedy begs off.
Samson hits the Swinging DDT on Tragedy.
Samson is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Kevin Cole: Big kick out from Tragedy!
Nik Cain: He has taken a lot of punishment from Samson, but there is not one ounce of quit inside that guy.
Tragedy goes for a back suplex, but Samson counters it with a go-behind.
Tragedy re-reverses it.
Tragedy nails Samson with a floatover DDT.
Tragedy seemingly enjoys the boos.
Tragedy locks Samson in the Oriental Spike.
Samson is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Samson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Tragedy whips Samson into the ropes, but Samson reverses it.
Tragedy takes Samson down with a knee to the groin.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Tragedy.
Tragedy attempts to place Samson on the turnbuckle, but Samson blocks it.
Tragedy locks Samson in an armbar submission.
Samson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Nik Cain: In what is uncharacteristic strategy, Tragedy is trying to slow down Samson’s momentum by grounding him with submission holds.
Tragedy whips Samson into the ropes, but Samson reverses it.
Tragedy hits Samson with a kick.
Tragedy is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Tragedy complains about a slow count.
Tragedy whips Samson into the turnbuckle, but Samson reverses it.
Samson runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Tragedy lifts his knee.
Tragedy nails Samson with a spinwheel kick.
The cheers for Tragedy are drowning out the boos.
Tragedy runs into the ropes.
Tragedy and Samson get hit with a double clothesline.
Tragedy nails Samson with a knee to the groin.
Tragedy takes Samson down with a Frankensteiner.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Tragedy whips Samson into the ropes, but Samson reverses it.
Tragedy hits Samson with a kick.
Tragedy nails Samson with a knee to the groin.
Tragedy doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Tragedy runs into the ropes.
Samson hits Tragedy with an elbow.
Samson goes for a senton, but Tragedy rolls out of the way.
Tragedy attempts to place Samson on the turnbuckle, but Samson blocks it.
Tragedy throws Samson out of the ring.
Tragedy jumps onto him with an Asai Tornado Dive.
Kevin Cole: What a move!
Tragedy sets up a table.
Tragedy whips Samson into the guardrail.
Tragedy grabs a chair.
Tragedy takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Tragedy executes an enzuigiri on Samson.
Tragedy stands on the buckle and raises his arms in the air.
Tragedy doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Tragedy is handed the television set.
Tragedy hits him with the television set.
Tragedy doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!
Nik Cain: Samson is reeling from that shot.
Tragedy gives him an enzuigiri, but Samson doesn't even care.
Samson reenters the ring.
Tragedy follows him back in.
Samson runs into the ropes.
Samson hits Tragedy with a kick.
Tragedy begs off.
Samson hits Tragedy with an Asai moonsault.
The crowd is wildly cheering Samson with only a few scattered boos audible.
Samson goes for the Twisted Heat, but Tragedy blocks it.
Samson nails Tragedy with a flying legdrop.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Tragedy begs off.
Samson throws Tragedy out of the ring.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Tragedy
reenters the ring.
Samson hits a Northern Lights suplex on Tragedy.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Tragedy begs off.
Samson places Tragedy on the turnbuckle.
Samson hits a superplex on Tragedy.
The cheers for Samson are drowning out the boos.
Samson takes Tragedy down with a tornado DDT.
Samson goes for the Swinging DDT, but Tragedy counters it with a low blow.
Samson takes the EEMWF World Title and uses it on him.
He goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, Rhapsody puts Tragedy's
foot on the rope.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin calls for the DQ.
The cheers for Samson are drowning out the boos.
The winner is Samson. Time of match: 0:09:11
Kevin Cole: Very controversial call by referee Jeff Davis! Samson hit Tragedy with a foreign object with no reprimand but when Rhapsody interfered to break up the pin, Davis called for the bell!
Nik Cain: I dunno what it is, but there is something different about Jeff Davis lately, something, for a lack of a better term, evil. Oh well.
("Negative" by Am I Blood plays, the lights are replaced by yellow and purple strobe lights that move over the crowd at a furious pace. Fire emerges from the back dressed in her wrestling gear.)
Nik Cain: We have company and she is headed our way.
(She walks around the
ring, grabs Kevin Cole, lifts him up and rubs her hand over his crotch. She
then pushes him down into his chair and laughs. She grabs a mic and gets in the
ring)
Fire: Hey Nik if you need something more to pick on Cole well...how should I
put this...He wouldn't break a Cheerio...how’s that.
Now just what exactly am I doing out here if I'm not scheduled to be on the show
tonight. First, I want to clear the air of a few things. Number one Scion and
I are NOT an item...he was a wild time...a VERY wild time. Secondly am I upset
over losing to Rhapsody and losing the woman's title...yes I am, because I've
had to listen to that whiney voice of hers ever since. I'm not out here to
demand a rematch...I've already made my mark on the woman's division and I might
go back after the title when I feel like it.
What am I going to do until the mean time?
Well, it seems that some men in the world don't like women wrestlers, and I am
going to make it my mission to prove to the men of the world that a woman is
just as good...hell BETTER then you are in the ring.
So I'm calling out any man back there that THINKS they can take me down...sit
down Cole I said MAN!!!
(Fire tosses the mic and waits for her opponent. At this point, a man walks
through the curtain. Well, to be more exact, a man is pushed through the
curtain. It is none other than jobber extraordinaire Jason Schultz. He attempts
to run back through the curtain, only to once again be shoved out. He
reluctantly makes his way to the ring.)
Kevin Cole: It looks
like we have ourselves an impromptu inter gender match!
Nik Cain: I would also appear that you have a needle dick.
Kevin Cole: Shut up!
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by his own body odor...
Fighting out of Luray, Virginia...
Weighing in at 158 pounds...
Jason Schultz
His opponent...
Hailing from El Paso, Texas...
Weighing in at 120 pounds...
Fire
They lock up.
Fire hits Jason Schultz with hurracanrana.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Fire whips Jason Schultz into the ropes, but Jason Schultz reverses it.
Jason Schultz executes a hiptoss on Fire.
Jason Schultz takes Fire down with a facelick.
Nik Cain: I doubt Fire expected that when she issued her open challenge.
Jason Schultz punches Fire.
Fire chops Jason Schultz.
Fire chops Jason Schultz.
Fire is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Fire uses springboard hurricanranna on Jason Schultz.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Fire executes a bulldog on Jason Schultz.
Fire nails Jason Schultz with a moonsault from the second turnbuckle.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Jason Schultz begs off.
Fire hits Jason Schultz with flying headscissors.
Fire goes for hurracanrana, but Jason Schultz blocks it.
Jason Schultz executes a kick to the shin on Fire.
Jason Schultz goes for an arm bite, but Fire blocks it.
Fire goes for springboard hurricanranna, but Jason Schultz counters it with
a dropkick.
Jason Schultz goes for an arm bite, but Fire blocks it.
Jason Schultz begs off.
Fire hits Jason Schultz with a Cradle DDT.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Fire complains about a slow count.
Fire nails Jason Schultz with a Northern Lights suplex.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Fire takes Jason Schultz down with a bulldog.
Fire puts Jason Schultz in the Liger Rack.
Jason Schultz breaks the hold after 18 seconds.
Kevin Cole: Fire is simply destroying Schultz!
Jason Schultz goes for an arm bite, but Fire blocks it.
Fire whips Jason Schultz into the ropes.
Fire and Jason Schultz get hit with a double clothesline.
Fire whips Jason Schultz into the turnbuckle.
Fire runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Jason Schultz begs off.
Fire hits Jason Schultz with X Factor.
Jason Schultz begs off.
Fire goes for the Firestorm, but Jason Schultz blocks it.
Jason Schultz begs off.
Fire hits Jason Schultz with a dragon screw.
Fire hits Jason Schultz with a Northern Lights suplex.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Fire takes Jason Schultz down with a floatover DDT.
Fire is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Fire goes for springboard hurricanranna, but Jason Schultz counters it with
a dropkick.
Jason Schultz catches Fire in a front facelock.
Fire breaks the hold with a low blow after 9 seconds.
Fire nails Jason Schultz with a dropkick to the knee.
Fire whips Jason Schultz into the ropes.
Jason Schultz takes Fire down with the Bronco Buster.
Kevin Cole: That is disgusting!
Nik Cain: Like there is anything that guy does that isn’t disgusting.
Jason Schultz hits Fire.
Fire kicks Jason Schultz.
Fire acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her.
Jason Schultz chops Fire.
Jason Schultz chops Fire.
Jason Schultz hits Fire with an atomic drop.
Jason Schultz takes Fire down with a bodyslam.
Jason Schultz throws Fire out of the ring.
Jason Schultz goes through the ropes.
Jason Schultz nails Fire with a double-axhandle to the back.
Jeff Davis counts: 1.
Jeff Davis counts: 2.
Jason Schultz reenters the ring.
Fire follows him back in.
Jason Schultz goes for a front facelock, but Fire blocks it.
Fire uses a leaping swinging DDT on Jason Schultz.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Fire executes the Firestorm on Jason Schultz.
Kevin Cole: Firestorm! Firestorm!
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Fire is starting to get more cheers than boos.
The winner is Fire. Time of match: 0:05:00
Nik Cain: And Fire puts Schultz away with ease. Of course, if she is serious about competing against all male comers, she is bound to have some much tougher fights ahead of her.
Kevin Cole: Up next Oblivion faces Quackman!
Nik Cain: I saw Oblivion backstage and he is limping pretty badly thanks to an attack by Deathwish last week. But Quacks has been out of action for a few weeks and could be rusty. And that is not to mention the fact that he is a damn midget, which tends to work against him. And both these guys are certifiably insane, so who knows what the hell will happen.
Kevin Cole: Let’s get to the ring and find out!
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Alex DiGiacomo...
From Toronto, Ontario, Canada...
Weighing in at 100 pounds...
Quackman
His opponent...
From A Theater Near You...
Weighing in at 225 pounds...
"The eND Bringer" Oblivion
They lock up.
Oblivion executes rolling clothesline on Quackman.
The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.
Oblivion is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Oblivion complains about a slow count.
Oblivion hits a German suplex on Quackman.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Oblivion whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it.
Quackman misses with an elbow.
Oblivion hits Quackman with a shoulderblock.
Oblivion whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it.
Oblivion nails Quackman with a Yakuza kick.
Quackman begs off.
Oblivion leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Oblivion runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Oblivion uses a Frankensteiner on Quackman.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Nik Cain: Oblivion going right to work on Quackman, but you can tell that almost every move in his arsenal is causing him a lot of pain in that bad knee.
Oblivion gives him a spinebuster slam, but Quackman doesn't budge.
Quackman goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion goes for an ax kick, but Quackman blocks it.
Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.
Quackman hits Oblivion with a piledriver.
The crowd is booing Quackman.
Kevin Cole: What a piledriver!
Nik Cain: That move can really compress your spine, especially when it’s being executed by a midget.
Quackman goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Oblivion side-steps and Quackman
only hits air.
Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Oblivion goes for a running somersault legdrop, but Quackman
rolls out of the way.
Quackman is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman runs into the ropes.
Quackman hits Oblivion with an elbow.
Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Quackman hits flying headscissors on Oblivion.
Quackman runs into the ropes.
Oblivion hits Quackman with a shoulderblock.
Oblivion whips Quackman into the ropes.
Oblivion nails Quackman with a cartwheel kick.
Oblivion places Quackman on the turnbuckle.
Oblivion takes Quackman down with a top-rope inverted DDT.
Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Oblivion hits Quackman with a kick to the groin.
Quackman begs off.
Nik Cain: Oblivion really drilled Quacks with that inverted DDT off the top turnbuckle and then followed it up with a tried and true low blow.
Kevin Cole: Doesn’t anyone fight fair anymore?
Nik Cain: Yes, we call them losers.
Oblivion goes for a snap suplex, but Quackman counters it with a small package.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Quackman complains about a slow count.
Quackman nails Oblivion with a gutbuster.
Quackman goes for a gutbuster, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion uses a kick to the groin on Quackman.
Oblivion goes for a snap suplex, but Quackman blocks it.
Quackman throws Oblivion out of the ring.
Blackie McGee counts: one, Oblivion reenters the ring.
Quackman goes for a Canadian backbreaker, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion takes Quackman down with a rabbit punch.
Oblivion gets an octopus hold on Quackman.
Quackman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Oblivion whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it.
Quackman misses with an elbow.
Quackman uses flying headscissors on Oblivion.
Quackman uses Air Sabu on Oblivion.
Quackman locks Oblivion in an arm grapevine.
Oblivion is inching his way towards the ropes.
Oblivion is struggling to reach the ropes.
Oblivion is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Oblivion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Quackman takes Oblivion down with a gutbuster.
Quackman leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Quackman runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Quackman uses Air Sabu on Oblivion.
Quackman is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Kevin Cole: Quackman has really turned the tides on Oblivion.
Nik Cain: Well, it is far too easy to take Quackman lightly. Well, at a hundred pounds, I guess he is light, but you know what I mean.
Quackman goes for a gutbuster, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion hits Quackman with a clothesline.
Oblivion takes Quackman down with a piledriver.
Oblivion throws Quackman out of the ring.
Oblivion jumps onto him with a Flying Senton Backsplash.
Kevin Cole: And Oblivion takes to the air again, and connects!
Oblivion whips Quackman into the guardrail.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Blackie McGee counts: 2.
Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind and distracts Oblivion.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind, but Oblivion nails Alex DiGiacomo.
Quackman throws Oblivion back into the ring.
Quackman throws Oblivion out of the ring.
Blackie McGee counts: one, two, three, four, Oblivion reenters the ring.
Quackman catches Oblivion in a Canadian backbreaker.
Oblivion is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Oblivion is struggling to reach the ropes.
Oblivion tries to escape the hold.
Oblivion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Quackman hits Oblivion with an enzuigiri.
The crowd is booing Quackman.
Quackman runs into the ropes.
Quackman goes for a flying forearm, but Oblivion ducks out of the way.
Oblivion goes for a fisherman buster, but Quackman blocks it.
Quackman whips Oblivion into the turnbuckle.
Quackman charges into the corner, but Oblivion lifts his leg.
Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.
Quackman begs off.
Oblivion whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it.
Quackman hits a back heel kick on Oblivion.
Quackman leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Quackman runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Quackman uses Air Sabu on Oblivion.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.
Quackman hits Oblivion with flying headscissors.
Quackman throws Oblivion out of the ring.
Blackie McGee counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Oblivion
reenters the ring.
Quackman runs into the ropes.
Quackman uses a back heel kick on Oblivion.
Quackman hits a backbreaker on Oblivion.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Quackman executes a backward kick on Oblivion.
Quackman hits a backbreaker on Oblivion.
Quackman hits Air Sabu on Oblivion.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Quackman is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: Quacks almost scored the upset!
Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck.
The crowd is booing Quackman.
Nik Cain: And this crowd is voicing its collective disinterest in performing fellatio on a midget.
Kevin Cole: Must you be so crass?
Nik Cain: Yeah, I’m pretty sure I do.
Quackman whips Oblivion into the turnbuckle, but Oblivion reverses it.
Quackman comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
Oblivion gives him a springboard dropkick, but Quackman doesn't budge.
Oblivion goes for the Spin Doctor, but Quackman blocks it.
Quackman goes for a headlock takedown, but Oblivion throws him off.
Oblivion whips Quackman into the ropes.
Oblivion misses with an elbow.
Quackman hits Oblivion with an elbow.
Quackman executes a clothesline on Oblivion.
Quackman goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Oblivion counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Oblivion executes a Yakuza kick on Quackman.
Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Oblivion whips Quackman into the turnbuckle, but Quackman reverses it.
Oblivion comes back and rocks Quackman with a clothesline.
Oblivion uses a German suplex on Quackman.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Oblivion whips Quackman into the ropes.
Quackman takes Oblivion down with a clothesline.
Quackman hits Oblivion with a backward kick.
Quackman goes for a clothesline, but Oblivion counters it with a crucifix.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Oblivion hits Quackman with a Northern Lights bomb.
Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Oblivion hits Quackman with a running somersault legdrop.
Quackman begs off.
Kevin Cole: A couple great moves by Oblivion have Quacks on the defensive.
Nik Cain: Well, this is an old trick. You beg off to sucker the guy in. It’s covered on the first day of “Being a Heel 101”. Of course, I would not expect you to know that.
Oblivion whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it.
Quackman hits Oblivion with an elbow.
Quackman hits Oblivion with a backward kick.
Quackman takes Oblivion down with a dropkick to the knee.
Quackman hits flying headscissors on Oblivion.
Quackman kicks Oblivion.
The crowd is booing Quackman.
Quackman hits Oblivion.
Quackman kicks Oblivion.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Quackman leaves the ring.
Nik Cain: And now I beginning to think Oblivion didn’t know that either. Well, no one ever accused him of being the sharpest crayon in the box.
He returns with a chair.
Quackman takes the chair.
Quackman takes Oblivion down with a flying forearm with the chair.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Kevin Cole: Big kick out!
Oblivion places Quackman on the turnbuckle.
Oblivion takes Quackman down with a top-rope inverted DDT.
Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Oblivion chops Quackman.
Oblivion hits Quackman.
Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Quackman chops Oblivion.
Quackman chops Oblivion.
The crowd is booing Quackman.
Quackman hits Oblivion.
Oblivion punches Quackman.
The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.
Quackman hits Oblivion.
Quackman is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Quackman whips Oblivion into the ropes.
Alex DiGiacomo trips Oblivion.
Blackie McGee threatens Quackman with disqualification.
Blackie McGee warns Alex DiGiacomo.
Blackie McGee is back on the job.
Quackman whips Oblivion into the ropes, but Oblivion reverses it.
Oblivion hits Quackman with a backdrop.
Quackman falls out of the ring.
Oblivion goes through the ropes.
Oblivion sets up a table.
Oblivion throws Quackman back into the ring.
Oblivion brings the table into the ring.
Quackman runs into the ropes.
Quackman hits a flying forearm on Oblivion.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman goes for a fallaway slam, but Oblivion counters it with a forearm smash
Oblivion sets up Quackman on the table.
Oblivion executes a piledriver through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness!
Oblivion whips Quackman into the ropes.
Oblivion takes Quackman down with rolling clothesline.
Oblivion is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Oblivion places Quackman on the turnbuckle.
Oblivion uses a top-rope Frankensteiner on Quackman.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Oblivion uses a fisherman buster on Quackman.
Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Oblivion hits Quackman with a frog splash.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: Quackman just refuses to stay down!
Nik Cain: I really did think Oblivion had him with that frog splash.
Oblivion whips Quackman into the ropes.
Quackman hits Oblivion with a clothesline.
Quackman puts Oblivion in the cross-face chicken wing.
Oblivion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Quackman nails Oblivion with a fallaway slam.
Quackman hits a flying bodypress on Oblivion.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman sets up the chair.
Quackman hits a DDT onto the chair on Oblivion.
Quackman is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
The winner is Quackman. Time of match: 0:14:07
Kevin Cole: Quackman wins! Quackman wins!
Nik Cain: Get it all out of your system. After all, it doesn’t happen all that often.
Kevin Cole: Quackman wins!
Nik Cain: You done now?
Kevin Cole: I think so, yes.
(The camera changes views to a hallway backstage. Unleaded is seen walking down the hallway in his street clothes. From his strut and body language he looks to be extremely pissed.)
Kevin Cole: Unleaded is backstage and walking with purpose.
Nik Cain: Perhaps he is finally ready to confront James Crawford about the events that transpired at Pledge Your Allegiance. Or perhaps he finally remembered that he left his big black dildo in the arena and has come to fetch it.
(As he walks by a series of dressing room doors, two doors directly across from each other fly open and the Nightmare Express emerge with chairs in hand. Unleaded caught by surprise, turns just in time to be caught by a "conchairto." Unleaded falls to the floor clutching his face, as The Dream Warrior examines the almost identical imprint of Unleaded's face on his chair.)
The Dream Warrior: "Hey, here is a little momento of the once great Unleaded. I think I will mount it on my mantlepiece."
(Bad Dreams lays his chair under the huddled Unleaded's upper body and neck. The Dream Warrior ducks back into the room he emerged from just moments earlier, and returns with a cinderblock and a sledgehammer. Bad Dreams places the cinderblock across Unleaded's neck as the Dream Warrior brings the sledgehammer overhead. Then in one vicious swing, The Dream Warrior brings the sledgehammer down basically causing the cinderblock to explode into a fine dust. The Nightmare Express in awe of the carnage, motion to someone in one of the rooms. The Dream Coach emerges with a neck halo, and leans down by Unleaded's head.)
Dream Coach: "Try this one for size, they say one size fits all, but we kept the receipt and left the tags on just in case it does not fit your massive head."
(The Dream Coach stands up, looks at the Nightmare Express, and, with a gleeful smile on his face, addresses the camera.)
Dream Coach: "That is the shot heard round the world. World War 3 has begun and it will be the FCW's worst Nightmare.
(The three walk back down the hallway as the EMT's come rushing down the hallway to attend to the motionless Unleaded.)
Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord! Those maniacs may have just ended Unleaded’s career.
Nik Cain: Well, I’m pretty sure Unleaded’s career was over years ago, but that was still uncalled for.
Kevin Cole: EMTs have been alerted and are rushing to the scene! We have got to take a commercial break but do not go anywhere!
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: We are back! Unleaded has been taken out of the arena in an ambulance and the men responsible are making their way to the ring now!
~~~~~
This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...
At a total combined weight of 501 pounds...
The Nightmare Express
Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 620 pounds...
Star Power
They lock up.
Dream Warrior kicks Jason Star.
A small "Dream Warrior" chant is being started.
Dream Warrior chops Jason Star.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior kicks Jason Star.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.
Jason Star chops Dream Warrior.
The crowd is booing Jason Star.
Dream Warrior hits Jason Star.
Jason Star hits Dream Warrior.
Jason Star kicks Dream Warrior.
The crowd is booing Jason Star.
Dream Warrior kicks Jason Star.
A small "Dream Warrior" chant is being started.
Jason Star kicks Dream Warrior.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Kevin Cole: Jason Star and Dream Warrior trading shots to start this one off.
Dream Warrior chops Jason Star.
The crowd is cheering on Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior catches Jason Star in an octopus hold.
Jason Star is struggling to reach the ropes.
Jason Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Dream Warrior whips Jason Star into the turnbuckle.
Dream Warrior punches Jason Star.
Dream Warrior punches Jason Star.
Dream Warrior has the crowd going wild.
Dream Warrior whips Jason Star into the turnbuckle.
Dream Warrior attempts to place Jason Star on the turnbuckle, but Jason Star
blocks it.
Dream Warrior attempts to place Jason Star on the turnbuckle, but Jason Star
blocks it.
Dream Warrior hits Jason Star with a flying spinning leg lariat.
Dream Warrior goes for a back suplex, but Jason Star blocks it.
Jason Star puts Dream Warrior in an armbar submission.
Jason Star lets go after 11 seconds.
Jason Star tags out to Explosion.
Kevin Cole: And the big man is in!
Nik Cain: Explosion is definitely the stronger half of this team. In fact, I’d wager he is the strongest man in FCW, with the possible exception of Vengeance.
Explosion and Jason Star whip Dream Warrior into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Dream Warrior with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Dream Warrior hits them with a double clothesline.
The crowd is giving Dream Warrior a standing ovation.
Jason Star leaves the ring.
Dream Warrior whips Explosion into the ropes.
Explosion hits Dream Warrior with a shoulderblock.
Jason Star enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Explosion and Jason Star hit Dream Warrior with a double brain buster.
Jason Star leaves the ring.
Explosion hits a powerslam on Dream Warrior.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Explosion executes the Super Nova on Dream Warrior.
Kevin Cole: Super Nova! Super Nova!
Explosion goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, The Dream Coach distracts
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin.
Nik Cain: The Coach just saved his team from a quick defeat. Explosion is like a man possessed right now.
Explosion goes for a triangle choke, but Dream Warrior blocks it.
Dream Warrior goes for a DDT, but Explosion counters it with a low blow.
Explosion throws Dream Warrior out of the ring.
Explosion goes through the ropes.
Explosion whips Dream Warrior into the guardrail.
Explosion executes inverted chokeslam on Dream Warrior.
Explosion reenters the ring.
Dream Warrior follows him back in.
Explosion goes for a backbreaker, but Dream Warrior blocks it.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin is back on the job.
Dream Warrior goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Explosion counters it with
a backdrop.
Explosion hits a Tombstone on Dream Warrior.
Explosion is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Explosion goes for a fisherman suplex, but Dream Warrior counters it with
a small package.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Dream Warrior tags out to Bad Dreams.
Kevin Cole: And Warrior makes the much-needed tag!
Nik Cain: Warrior is out on his feet. I’m actually surprised he even had the presence of mind to roll Explosion up for that pin attempt.
Bad Dreams executes a flying dropkick on Explosion.
Bad Dreams is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Dream Warrior enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jason Star enters the ring and throws Dream Warrior out of the ring.
Jason Star goes for a superkick, but Bad Dreams ducks out of the way.
Jason Star hits Explosion.
Bad Dreams goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Kevin Cole: Star accidentally nails Explosion but he kicks out with ease, and authority!
Jason Star leaves the ring.
Explosion executes a Tombstone on Bad Dreams.
Explosion throws Bad Dreams out of the ring.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, Bad Dreams reenters the ring.
Explosion runs into the ropes.
Explosion goes for a flying forearm, but Bad Dreams ducks out of the way.
Dream Warrior enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Dream Warrior leaves the ring.
Nik Cain: Warrior enters the ring to get another piece of Explosion, but quickly thinks better of it.
Bad Dreams goes for a Hotshot, but Explosion counters it with a lariat.
Explosion uses a knee to the groin on Bad Dreams.
Explosion takes Bad Dreams down with a flying bodypress.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, shoulder up.
Explosion nails Bad Dreams with a Big Leg Drop.
The cheers for Explosion are drowning out the boos.
Explosion uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Bad Dreams.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Explosion.
Explosion runs into the ropes.
Explosion hits a backspin DDT on Bad Dreams.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Explosion.
Explosion goes for a kick to the midsection, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams goes for a gutbuster, but Explosion counters it with
a front-layout suplex.
The cheers for Explosion are drowning out the boos.
Explosion hits a choke slam on Bad Dreams.
Explosion leaves the ring.
He returns with a chain.
Explosion throws Bad Dreams out of the ring.
Kevin Cole: Explosion is single handedly taking on the Nightmare Express!
Nik Cain: He isn’t just taking them on, he is currently handing them their asses and the crowd is cheering the hell out of him for it. Me, I kinda like the Nightmare Express.
Kevin Cole: You are just saying that because they tried to kill Unleaded.
Nik Cain: Am I really that transparent?
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, Bad Dreams reenters the ring.
Explosion takes Bad Dreams down with a fisherman suplex.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Explosion whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Bad Dreams hits Explosion with a clothesline.
Bad Dreams puts Explosion in an armlock hammerlock submission.
Explosion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Bad Dreams whips Explosion into the ropes, but Explosion reverses it.
Explosion hits a powerslam on Bad Dreams.
Explosion goes for the Super Nova, but Bad Dreams counters it with
a backward kick.
Bad Dreams is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Kevin Cole: Bad Dreams just barely avoided the Super Nova himself!
Bad Dreams gives him an earringer, but Explosion only stares at him.
Bad Dreams gives him a leg lariat, but Explosion doesn't budge.
Explosion whips Bad Dreams into the ropes, but Bad Dreams reverses it.
Explosion nails Bad Dreams with a flying forearm.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Explosion complains about a slow count.
Bad Dreams uses an inside cradle on Explosion.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Bad Dreams goes for a bulldog headlock, but Explosion blocks it.
Explosion takes Bad Dreams down with inverted chokeslam.
Explosion is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Explosion goes for a running power bomb, but Bad Dreams counters it with
a small package.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bad Dreams takes Explosion down with a flying forearm.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Bad Dreams goes for an armlock hammerlock submission, but Explosion blocks it.
Explosion executes a double underhook suplex on Bad Dreams.
Explosion whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Bad Dreams misses with a clothesline.
Bad Dreams hits Explosion with a shoulderblock.
Bad Dreams gives him a Russian legsweep, but Explosion doesn't even care.
Explosion whips Bad Dreams into the ropes, but Bad Dreams reverses it.
Bad Dreams hits Explosion with a shoulderblock.
Bad Dreams whips Explosion into the ropes.
Explosion goes for a backspin DDT, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams tags out to Dream Warrior.
Bad Dreams leaves the ring.
Dream Warrior nails Explosion with the Doctor Bomb.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Nik Cain: Dreams was fairing only slightly better against Explosion than Warrior did. Warrior has had time to rest and is back in there for another crack at him.
Dream Warrior goes for a jumping DDT, but Explosion throws him off.
Explosion tags out to Jason Star.
Explosion leaves the ring.
Nik Cain: Well, not much of a crack. Star is back in for his team.
Jason Star runs into the ropes.
Dream Warrior hits Jason Star with an elbow.
Jason Star begs off.
Dream Warrior hits Jason Star with a jumping elbow thrust.
Jason Star begs off.
Dream Warrior executes a dragon suplex on Jason Star.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, shoulder up.
Dream Warrior executes a fistdrop on Jason Star.
Dream Warrior takes Jason Star down with a back suplex.
Dream Warrior runs into the ropes.
Jason Star hits Dream Warrior with an elbow.
Jason Star nails Dream Warrior with a moonsault.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jason Star takes Dream Warrior down with a legsweep faceslam.
Jason Star executes a tornado DDT on Dream Warrior.
A fan at ringside badmouths Jason Star.
Jason Star executes the Star Scream on Dream Warrior.
Jason Star is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Jason Star goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, The Dream Coach distracts
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin.
Kevin Cole: Once again, The Dream Coach breaks up the pin!
Nik Cain: I am a bit surprised that Davis has not disqualified N.E. for The Coach’s interference yet. I dunno, he just seems different to me some how.
Kevin Cole: You are imagining things.
Jason Star hits a spinning leg lariat on Dream Warrior.
Explosion enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Explosion leaves the ring.
Jason Star hits Dream Warrior with a slingshot clothesline.
The Dream Coach enters the ring and hits Jason Star with the clipboard.
Before The Dream Coach connects, Jason Star moves out of the way.
The Dream Coach hits Dream Warrior.
Jason Star throws The Dream Coach over the top rope.
Jason Star takes Dream Warrior down with an Asai moonsault.
There is no referee to count.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin is back on the job.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Jason Star tags out to Explosion.
Nik Cain: That miscue by the Coach may have cost his team the match if the ref didn’t have his back turned.
Jason Star leaves the ring.
Explosion goes for an inverted backbreaker, but Dream Warrior counters it with
a backdrop.
Bad Dreams enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams leaves the ring.
Dream Warrior hits a jumping elbow thrust on Explosion.
Dream Warrior hits Explosion with the Doctor Bomb.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.
Dream Warrior whips Explosion into the ropes.
Explosion hits Dream Warrior with a flying forearm.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Explosion places Dream Warrior on the turnbuckle.
Explosion hits a top-rope power bomb on Dream Warrior.
Explosion further incites the crowd.
Explosion tags out to Jason Star.
Explosion leaves the ring.
Jason Star goes for an armbar submission, but Dream Warrior blocks it.
Dream Warrior kicks Jason Star.
Jason Star kicks Dream Warrior.
A fan at ringside badmouths Jason Star.
Jason Star kicks Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior chops Jason Star.
Dream Warrior chops Jason Star.
Dream Warrior has the crowd going wild.
Dream Warrior whips Jason Star into the ropes, but Jason Star reverses it.
Dream Warrior uses a lariat on Jason Star.
Dream Warrior is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Dream Warrior whips Jason Star into the ropes.
Jason Star hits Dream Warrior with a shoulderblock.
Jason Star whips Dream Warrior into the ropes, but Dream Warrior reverses it.
Dream Warrior catches Jason Star in an abdominal stretch.
Jason Star is struggling to reach the ropes.
Jason Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Bad Dreams enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams leaves the ring.
Dream Warrior hits Jason Star with a dragon suplex.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.
Dream Warrior throws Jason Star out of the ring.
Dream Warrior goes through the ropes.
Dream Warrior sets up a table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dream Warrior knocks Jason Star into the ringsteps.
The crowd is really behind Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior sets up Jason Star on the table.
Dream Warrior executes a DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Kevin Cole: DDT through the table!
Dream Warrior whips Jason Star into the guardrail.
Dream Warrior takes Jason Star down with a front-layout suplex.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 1.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 2.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 3.
Dream Warrior sets up a table.
Dream Warrior throws Jason Star back into the ring.
Dream Warrior is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dream Warrior gets a Boston crab on Jason Star.
Jason Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Dream Warrior hits the Doctor Bomb on Jason Star.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dream Warrior whips Jason Star into the ropes.
Dream Warrior hits Jason Star with an elbow.
Dream Warrior is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Jason Star takes the World's Sexiest Man trophy and uses it on him.
Jason Star is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
He goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, Bad Dreams makes the save.
Nik Cain: That time it was Bad Dreams who saved Dream Warrior from getting pinned.
Jason Star hits a missile dropkick on Dream Warrior.
Jason Star executes the Star Scream on Dream Warrior.
Jason Star goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, The Dream Coach distracts
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin.
Jason Star tags out to Explosion.
Jason Star leaves the ring.
Dream Warrior throws fire at his opponent.
The crowd erupts.
He goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Dream Warrior gets back up.
Dream Warrior nails Explosion with the Doctor Bomb.
There is no referee to count.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin is back on the job.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kevin Cole: Explosion just barely gets the shoulder up.
Dream Warrior tags Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams lifts Explosion up.
Nik Cain: This doesn’t look good for Explosion.
Dream Warrior nails Explosion with the Insomnia From Hell and goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, Jason Star doesn't make it in time...
three.
The crowd erupts.
The winners are The Nightmare Express. Time of match: 0:15:40
Kevin Cole: And the Nightmare Express makes an astonishing come back to defeat Star Power!
Nik Cain: Yeah, it really looked like Star Power had this one, though outside interference on the part of The Dream Coach really hurt them. The Nightmare Express has not lost a step, despite competing in a lot of singles bouts lately. They will, most likely, be gunning for the Thespians Express’ titles in the near future.
Kevin Cole: Speaking of titles, Deathwish defends his newly won Television title next! He will face Vengeance!
Nik Cain: Wish may have his title reign cut very short. This Vengeance guy is a monster.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
It is for the FCW Television Title.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Mr. America...
From Seattle, Washington...
Weighing in at 364 pounds...
Vengeance
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Susan Blake...
From Death Valley,CA...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...
The FCW Television Champion...
"The Dark Angel" Deathwish
They lock up.
Deathwish whips Vengeance into the ropes.
Deathwish executes a spinwheel kick on Vengeance.
Vengeance goes for the torture rack, but Deathwish counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Deathwish uses an enzuigiri on Vengeance.
Deathwish takes Vengeance down with a dropkick.
Deathwish takes Vengeance down with a flying legdrop.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: Deathwish is taking the fight right to Vengeance!
Nik Cain: Wish is not one to be intimidated and he is proving that by going straight at the 365 pound challenger.
Deathwish goes for a power bomb into a bridge, but Vengeance counters it with
a backdrop.
Vengeance hits Deathwish with an avalanche.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Vengeance.
Vengeance is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: The power of this guy is scary!
Nik Cain: One move is almost enough to beat the champ.
Vengeance throws Deathwish out of the ring.
Vengeance goes through the ropes.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
Vengeance takes Deathwish down with the Liger Bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: 2.
Vengeance whips Deathwish into the guardrail.
Blackie McGee counts: 3.
Vengeance whips Deathwish into the guardrail.
Vengeance takes Deathwish down with a forearm smash.
Blackie McGee counts: 4.
Vengeance sets up a table.
Vengeance uses a double underhook power bomb on Deathwish.
Kevin Cole: Vengeance is murdering the champ on the outside!
Blackie McGee counts: 5.
Vengeance is handed a fire extinguisher.
Vengeance takes a swing at Deathwish with the fire extinguisher, but he
gets out of the way.
Deathwish snatches the fire extinguisher from him.
Deathwish hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Deathwish is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Deathwish gives him a Russian legsweep, but Vengeance doesn't budge.
Blackie McGee counts: 6.
Deathwish whips Vengeance into the guardrail.
Blackie McGee counts: 7.
Deathwish reenters the ring.
Vengeance follows him back in.
Vengeance brings the the fire extinguisher into the ring.
Vengeance hits Deathwish with a double underhook power bomb.
A few fans are booing Vengeance, while a few others are cheering him.
Vengeance hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Vengeance executes a Tombstone on Deathwish.
Susan Blake tries to interfere, but Mr. America prevents her from doing so.
Vengeance goes for a spinebuster bomb, but Deathwish counters it with
a double-axhandle to the back.
Deathwish runs into the ropes.
Mr. America trips Deathwish.
Blackie McGee threatens Vengeance with disqualification.
Blackie McGee warns Mr. America.
Blackie McGee is back on the job.
Deathwish whips Vengeance into the ropes, but Vengeance reverses it.
Deathwish nails Vengeance with a swinging neckbreaker.
Deathwish locks Vengeance in a crossleg suspended deathlock.
Vengeance breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Nik Cain: I don’t know how much more of this Wish can take.
Vengeance uses a spinebuster bomb on Deathwish.
Vengeance is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Vengeance takes Deathwish down with the Emerald Erosion.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Kevin Cole: Kick out! The champ isn’t finished yet!
Deathwish gives him a short clothesline, but Vengeance doesn't budge.
Vengeance attempts to place Deathwish on the turnbuckle, but Deathwish
blocks it.
Vengeance places Deathwish on the turnbuckle.
Vengeance takes Deathwish down with top rope power bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Vengeance executes the Viagra Driver on Deathwish.
Vengeance is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Vengeance nails Deathwish with a Northern Lights bomb.
Vengeance locks Deathwish in a dragon sleeper.
Deathwish reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Vengeance whips Deathwish into the turnbuckle, but Deathwish reverses it.
Deathwish charges in with a dropkick against the turnbuckle, but Vengeance
moves out of the way.
Vengeance goes for a double underhook power bomb, but Deathwish
counters it with a backdrop.
Deathwish gets a forearm choke on Vengeance.
Blackie McGee warns Deathwish to let go.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three, four.
A portion of the crowd is booing Deathwish.
Deathwish puts Vengeance in a forearm choke.
Blackie McGee warns Deathwish to let go.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Blackie McGee warns Deathwish.
Nik Cain: Out of desperation, Wish is trying to choke some life out of Vengeance.
Deathwish whips Vengeance into the ropes.
Deathwish and Vengeance get hit with a double clothesline.
Deathwish uses a Cradle DDT on Vengeance.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Deathwish takes Vengeance down with an overhead release suplex.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Deathwish gets an anklelock submission on Vengeance.
Vengeance breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Vengeance goes for a Tombstone, but Deathwish blocks it.
Deathwish gives him a swinging neckbreaker, but Vengeance only stares at him.
Mr. America tries to interfere, but Susan Blake prevents him from doing so.
Deathwish leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Deathwish runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Deathwish hits Vengeance with an enzuigiri.
Deathwish hits Vengeance with brain buster into seated power bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Great move by the champ, but it only gets him a one count!
Nik Cain: Wish is hitting some fine offensive maneuvers now, but it may be too little, too late. He looks exhausted.
Deathwish goes for an anklelock submission, but Vengeance blocks it.
Vengeance nails Deathwish with a vertical facebuster.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Vengeance goes for the Emerald Erosion, but Deathwish counters it with
a small package.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Deathwish complains about a slow count.
Deathwish whips Vengeance into the turnbuckle, but Vengeance reverses it.
Vengeance places Deathwish on the turnbuckle.
Vengeance nails Deathwish with a belly-to-back superplex.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Vengeance.
Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.
Vengeance gets the torture rack on Deathwish.
Kevin Cole: Vengeance has him up in a torture rack! This could be it!
Deathwish breaks the hold after 17 seconds.
Kevin Cole: No!
Deathwish punches Vengeance.
A portion of the crowd is booing Deathwish.
Deathwish chops Vengeance.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Deathwish.
Vengeance kicks Deathwish.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Vengeance and a few others cheering him
Deathwish hits Vengeance.
A portion of the crowd is booing Deathwish.
Deathwish hits Vengeance.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Deathwish.
Deathwish hits brain buster into seated power bomb on Vengeance.
Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.
Kevin Cole: And, again, the champ can only get a one count!
Nik Cain: It’s very hard for a man Wish’s size to hold a man of Vengeance’s size down with a lateral press. Of course, it’s not like Vengeance fits easily into a small package.
Kevin Cole: Was that a wrestling pun?
Nik Cain: Yes. I’m sorry; it will never happen again.
Deathwish chops Vengeance.
Deathwish acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Deathwish hits Vengeance.
Deathwish kicks Vengeance.
Deathwish throws Vengeance out of the ring.
Deathwish goes through the ropes.
Deathwish whips Vengeance into the guardrail.
Deathwish gives him a Russian legsweep, but Vengeance only stares at him.
Deathwish whips Vengeance into the guardrail.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
Deathwish is handed a night stick.
Deathwish hits him with the night stick.
The cheers for Deathwish are drowning out the boos.
Vengeance is busted wide open.
Kevin Cole: What a shot! Vengeance has been busted wide open! His face is already a bloody mess!
Nik Cain: That is one way to slow down a big man.
Deathwish whips Vengeance into the guardrail.
Deathwish throws Vengeance back into the ring.
Deathwish executes the Shooting Star on Vengeance.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Deathwish.
The winner is Deathwish. Time of match: 0:08:30
Kevin Cole: Deathwish has done it! He has defeated Vengeance to retain his title!
Nik Cain: That is two winning streaks ended by the current Television Champion. The rest of the LoS must be pleased with that performance.
Kevin Cole: Well, the man Deathwish defeated for that title is in action next as we kick off the tournament to crown our first Intercontinental Champion!
Nik Cain: Chuin has the advantage going into this match. He faces Samson who, thanks to a booking error, has had one match here tonight already.
Kevin Cole: Let’s get to the ring!
~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
From Queensbridge, New York City...
Weighing in at 224 pounds...
"The Hardest Working Man in Wresting" Samson
His opponent...
Fighting out of Village of Sinanju, South Korea...
Weighing in at 236 pounds...
Master Chuin
(Ugly Kid Joe's, "Everything About You," blares on the arena's PA system.)
Kevin Cole: What’s this all about?
(Bad Dreams strolls out from the backstage area, and starts walking toward the ringside area. “Jeff Davis” exits the ring and meets Dreams half way down the aisle. Both Master Chuin and Samson stare down the walkway. From the opposite side of the ring, The Dream Warrior emerges from underneath the mat and slides into the ring. In his hand is a chair covered in rags. Immediately he lights it on fire, the blue flames start leaping up. Master Chuin hearing the crackling of the burning rags turns, only to be met with a wicked chair shot to the forehead. Samson, not sure what to do stands there in horror watching the carnage.)
Dream Warrior: "I guess Christmas came early for you."
(The Dream Warrior then slides under the ropes and joins Bad Dreams in the aisleway and The Nightmare Express walk back through the curtains to a cascade of booing and a few scattered cheers.)
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .god!
Nik Cain: Warrior just tagged Chuin with that flaming chair, and Samson looks ready to seize the opportunity.
Samson attacks Master Chuin before the bell.
Samson goes for a handspring elbow, but Master Chuin counters it with
a belly-to-back suplex.
Kevin Cole: Amazing! Master Chuin, still feeling the effects of that heinous attack, managed to counter Samson!
Samson whips Master Chuin into the ropes.
Master Chuin hits Samson with a kick.
Master Chuin goes for a springboard splash, but Samson rolls out of the way.
Samson whips Master Chuin into the ropes.
Master Chuin hits Samson with a clothesline.
Samson falls out of the ring.
Master Chuin goes through the ropes.
Master Chuin knocks Samson into the ringpost.
Master Chuin hits a tiger driver on Samson.
Master Chuin whips Samson into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Master Chuin hits Samson with a Hotshot.
Master Chuin executes the Deadly Shaolin Buddha Finger on Samson
on the concrete floor.
Master Chuin sets up a table.
Master Chuin grabs a chair.
Master Chuin takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Master Chuin executes an enzuigiri on Samson.
Master Chuin whips Samson into the guardrail.
Master Chuin sets up Samson on the table.
Master Chuin executes a backdrop driver through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Nik Cain: I’m not gonna say that Warrior’s chair shot had no effect. But what I will say is that, no matter how much it hurt, it must have gotten Chuin’s adrenaline pumping. He is tearing Samson a new one.
Master Chuin whips Samson into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Master Chuin takes Samson down with an Arabian Facebuster.
Master Chuin goes for a twisting moonsault, but Samson rolls out of the way.
Samson uses a clothesline on Master Chuin.
Samson nails Master Chuin with a dropkick.
Samson reenters the ring.
Master Chuin follows him back in.
Samson is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Master Chuin executes an enzuigiri on Samson.
Master Chuin goes for a short lariat, but Samson blocks it.
Samson whips Master Chuin into the ropes.
Master Chuin misses with a clothesline.
Samson misses with an elbow.
Samson misses with a clothesline.
Samson gives him a superkick, but Master Chuin doesn't budge.
Master Chuin hits Samson with the Running Ligerbomb.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Master Chuin places Samson on the turnbuckle.
Master Chuin uses a top-rope Frankensteiner on Samson.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: A pair of near falls for Chuin.
Master Chuin hits Samson.
Master Chuin seemingly enjoys the boos.
Master Chuin kicks Samson.
Master Chuin is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Master Chuin punches Samson.
Master Chuin is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Master Chuin throws Samson out of the ring.
Master Chuin goes through the ropes.
Samson is busted wide open.
Master Chuin whips Samson into the guardrail.
Master Chuin takes Samson down with the Doctor Bomb.
Master Chuin nails Samson with a short lariat.
Master Chuin screams "DEATH TO IMPERIALISM!!!".
Master Chuin is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Master Chuin whips Samson into the guardrail.
Master Chuin goes for a short lariat, but Samson blocks it.
Master Chuin is busted wide open.
Samson knocks Master Chuin into the ringsteps.
A portion of the crowd is booing Samson.
Nik Cain: Both men appear to be bleeding from the head.
Samson goes for a tornado DDT, but Master Chuin counters it with
a belly-to-back suplex.
Master Chuin whips Samson into the guardrail.
Master Chuin executes a kick to the thigh on Samson.
Master Chuin throws Samson back into the ring.
Master Chuin brings the table into the ring.
Samson hits Master Chuin.
A portion of the crowd is booing Samson.
Samson hits Master Chuin.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Samson.
Samson hits a chop on Master Chuin.
Samson chops Master Chuin.
Samson is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Samson hits Master Chuin.
Samson is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Master Chuin hits Samson.
Samson hits Master Chuin.
Samson is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Master Chuin hits Samson.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Master Chuin.
Master Chuin hits Samson.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Master Chuin.
Master Chuin kicks Samson.
Master Chuin executes the Deadly Shaolin Buddha Finger on Samson.
Samson summons one last burst of energy.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin checks Samson's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Samson fights his way out of the hold after 23 seconds.
Kevin Cole: Samson just broke out of Chuin’s finisher!
Samson throws Master Chuin out of the ring.
Samson goes through the ropes.
Samson throws Master Chuin back into the ring.
Samson brings the table into the ring.
Master Chuin gives him a Thunder Fire Power Bomb, but Samson doesn't even care.
A portion of the crowd is booing Samson.
Nik Cain: And now he just shook off a power bomb from Chuin. Samson wants to advance in this tournament badly. Of course, so does Master Chuin, who just lost some gold, and is looking to replace it.
Master Chuin nails Samson with a Hotshot.
Master Chuin screams "DEATH TO IMPERIALISM!!!".
Master Chuin is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Master Chuin goes for the Running Ligerbomb, but Samson blocks it.
Samson kicks Master Chuin.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Samson.
Samson punches Master Chuin.
Master Chuin chops Samson.
Master Chuin is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Samson hits Master Chuin.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Samson.
Samson hits Master Chuin with an inverted Swinging DDT.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Samson nails Master Chuin with a Frankensteiner.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Samson sets up Master Chuin on the table.
Samson executes an Asai moonsault through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!
Nik Cain: Samson has Chuin on the ropes, so to speak.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Samson.
Samson is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: How did Chuin kick out after that?
Samson throws Master Chuin out of the ring.
Samson goes through the ropes.
Samson knocks Master Chuin into the ringpost.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Samson.
Samson sets up a table.
Samson sets up Master Chuin on the table.
Samson tries to drive Master Chuin through the table with a legdrop, but he
moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Nik Cain: Samson tried another high-risk move, but this one did not pay off.
Master Chuin seemingly enjoys the boos.
Master Chuin executes a backspin DDT on Samson.
Master Chuin throws Samson back into the ring.
Master Chuin is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Master Chuin.
The winner is Master Chuin. Time of match: 0:09:26
Kevin Cole: Chuin wins! Chuin wins! He is the first man to advance in the Intercontinental Title Tournament!
Nik Cain: That was a great match between two great athletes, but only one man can advance, and that man is Master Chuin.
Kevin Cole: We have got to take a break, but stay tuned to see who else advances in the tournament! Plus we have an amazing six-man tag main event! You don’t want to miss it!
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: We are back and. . .
"...tick...tick.....tick.......tick.........tick.........."
(The arena plunges into darkness, and after several moments, a low murmur goes through the crowd. And then, silence. The tension in the building is almost palpable. And after another long moment, the stillness is shattered by an unearthly, distorted female voice)
"Time......has run out."
(The crowd has a split-second to take this in before they are assaulted by the ear-splitting opening riff of Handsome's "Needles." Disorienting strobe lights shatter the darkness, and, instinctively, all eyes turn towards the entrance. Through the strobes, three figures are clearly visible; two female, one male. The trio just stands there for a minute, the center of the arena's attention.
As the song's refrain plays, the lights come back up, giving the crowd a good look at the three, all blonde, sharply dressed, and wearing looks of well-practiced disdain. Recognition comes hard and fast to the majority of those in the audience; and after a sharp collective intake a breath, they voice their feelings in a manner that hasn't been heard in any arena for quite some time)
"DIE MARK DIE! DIE MARK DIE! DIE MARK DIE!"
(At this, the gentleman who is the focus of the crowd's sudden outburst cracks something that might be mistaken for a genuine smile by those who didn't know him. The ladies take the look as their cue; for the first time in months, Jenna Jameson and Rachel Morris lead "The Hardcore Revolutionary" Mark Paris down to ringside.
Seemingly oblivious to the mixture of shock and hatred coming from the audience, Rachel and Jenna slink onto the apron and hold the ropes open. Paris enters the ring, as the first of the garbage begins to fall. Picking a corner, he climbs to the second turnbuckle and looks out over the crowd. Those expecting a grand gesture are disappointed; after giving the audience a brief look-over, he descends back to the mat. Rachel is already waiting with a mic. He takes it, and begins to speak. Those familiar with him prepare for the worst...)
Mark Paris: Heh...so this is the FCW? It's so...what's the word I'm looking for? Quaint. Homely, even. I see they don't have a Jumbotron; that's gonna be a problem. However, the stands are packed with the same trailer-dwelling inbred white trash I know and love. Wrestling fans...you gotta love 'em!
I suppose introductions are in order, so...for those two or three of you who don't know me, it's like this: I am the Judas to your Disciples...I am the Larry Flint to your Moral Majority...I am the angry gun-toting teenager to your suburban high school...I am the Hardcore Revolutionary, MARK F'N PARIS! And to know me...is to love me.
On the other hand, for those of you already familiar with who and what I am...and that little mantra I heard a minute ago says that at least a few of you are...well, as a spooky little blonde chick once said, "I'm baaaa-aaaack."
You may be asking "why?" After all, I retired at age twenty-five, one of the richer SOBs in the history of the sport. So what would I possibly have to gain by coming back period, much less coming back to a mom-and-pop operation like the FCW? Honestly, would you expect a famous and talented band...Metallica, for instance...to do a concert at Chubby's Bar and Grill? Of course not...it would be beneath them. And I think we all can admit this is, frankly, beneath me as well. However, the Revolutionary has always been the generous sort, so let's just say I'm doing this for YOU PEOPLE...entirely out of the goodness of my heart. I've been sitting back for the last nine months or so, watching as the wrestling world ONCE AGAIN went straight to hell without me! And this organization is a fine example. What have you got, like, ten guys back there? And could any of them inspire in you people the same feelings of awe, envy, and complete and total inadequacy that I can? I think not...
"ASS-HOLE! ASS-HOLE! ASS-HOLE!"
Rachel Morris: My god...they never say anything original, do they?
Mark Paris: Not even remotely. It's amazing, I've been here for two minutes and I'm already bored.
Jenna Jameson: Mmm...so am I? I wonder if the clubs around here are any good?
Mark Paris: Doubtful, but we can always hope. Well kids, how about that? I've already found something more interesting to do. Doesn't bode well for the future, does it?
Rachel Morris: I'm sure that doesn't come as much of a shock to anyone.
Mark Paris: In any case, I feel my work here is done. Having already etched March 16 into your feeble little brains forever as the date of your brush with greatness, I can now return you to this feeble excuse for a "wrestling event." I wish I could say it had been a pleasure, but...you know...
(Tossing the mic, Paris and the ladies depart, amidst a still growing chorus of boos, flying garbage, and the occasional cry for Paris' head on a stick.)
Nik Cain: Mark Paris is in FCW, and a whole lot of people are probably not very happy about it.
Kevin Cole: Who is Mark Paris?
Nik Cain: Just shut up and announce the next match.
Kevin Cole: Okay, next up we have Dan Sexton against Poison Ivey in the first round of the Intercontinental Title Tournament! I heard a rumor that Poison Ivey is a mute.
Nik Cain: He ain’t no mute, he’s just Scottish. Believe me, if your country’s top delicacy was haggis, you’d be inclined to keeping your mouth shut too.
~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Teddi Rae...
From Glasgow, Scotland...
Weighing in at 285 pounds...
Poison Ivey
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess...
From Garrison, New Jersey...
Weighing in at 338 pounds...
"The Racist Bastard" Dan Sexton
They lock up.
Poison Ivey takes Dan Sexton down with a series of punches.
Poison Ivey goes for a fallaway slam, but Dan Sexton counters it with
a forearm smash.
Dan Sexton goes for the running Liger Bomb, but Poison Ivey blocks it.
Poison Ivey chops Dan Sexton.
Poison Ivey is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Poison Ivey punches Dan Sexton.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Poison Ivey kicks Dan Sexton.
Poison Ivey whips Dan Sexton into the turnbuckle, but Dan Sexton reverses it.
Dan Sexton runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Dan Sexton runs into the ropes.
Poison Ivey nails Dan Sexton with a spear.
Poison Ivey is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Ivey caught Sexton by surprise with that tackle and almost got the win.
Nik Cain: Sexton is a talented wrestler, but I do get the impression that he does not scout his opponents as well as he should. And this is his first in ring meeting with Ivey.
Poison Ivey takes Dan Sexton down with a low blow.
Poison Ivey whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
Poison Ivey hits the Sky High on Dan Sexton.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Poison Ivey executes a double arm DDT on Dan Sexton.
Poison Ivey is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Poison Ivey is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Poison Ivey leaves the ring.
He returns with the ring bell.
Poison Ivey hits him with the ring bell.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Kevin Cole: Dear lord! He just hit him with the ring bell!
Nik Cain: Ivey is simply pounding the crap out of Sexton, and Sexton’s redneck fan base is making their feelings about it known.
Poison Ivey takes Dan Sexton down with a Russian legsweep.
Poison Ivey hits him with the ring bell.
The crowd is booing Poison Ivey.
Poison Ivey rams him into the ring bell.
Poison Ivey goes for a headscissors submission, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton gives him a savate kick, but Poison Ivey only stares at him.
Poison Ivey locks Dan Sexton in an anklelock submission.
Dan Sexton reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Poison Ivey hits the Doctor Bomb on Dan Sexton.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
Poison Ivey catches Dan Sexton in a headscissors submission.
Dan Sexton is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Dan Sexton is inching his way towards the ropes.
Poison Ivey lets go after 15 seconds.
Poison Ivey slithers around like a snake.
Poison Ivey is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Nik Cain: No matter how many times I see that, it still makes me uncomfortable.
Poison Ivey takes Dan Sexton down with a series of punches.
Poison Ivey chokes him with the ring bell.
Poison Ivey uses a headbutt on Dan Sexton.
Poison Ivey chokes him with the ring bell.
Poison Ivey hits a low blow on Dan Sexton.
Poison Ivey whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
Dan Sexton hits a backspin DDT on Poison Ivey.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton runs into the ropes.
Teddi Rae pulls down the top rope.
Poison Ivey goes through the ropes.
Poison Ivey is handed a frying pan.
Poison Ivey takes a swing at Dan Sexton with the frying pan, but he
gets out of the way.
Dan Sexton snatches the frying pan from him.
Dan Sexton hits him with the frying pan.
A small "Dan Sexton" chant is being started.
Nik Cain: And Sexton tells that bitch to get back in the kitchen and fix him up a haggis.
Kevin Cole: What exactly is haggis anyway?
Nik Cain: Some things are better left unknown.
Dan Sexton sets up a table.
Dan Sexton whips Poison Ivey into the guardrail.
Dan Sexton knocks Poison Ivey into the ringsteps.
Dan Sexton sets up Poison Ivey on the table.
Dan Sexton executes the Racial Purification through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Dan Sexton hits Poison Ivey with a powerslam.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Poison Ivey whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail.
Teddi Rae comes from behind and distracts Dan Sexton.
Poison Ivey whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Poison Ivey whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail.
Poison Ivey hits a bodyslam on Dan Sexton.
Poison Ivey slithers around like a snake.
Poison Ivey is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Poison Ivey whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail.
Poison Ivey slithers around like a snake.
Poison Ivey is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Poison Ivey takes Dan Sexton down with a clothesline.
Poison Ivey slithers around like a snake.
A fan at ringside badmouths Poison Ivey.
Nik Cain: I think the mat could sue Ivey for sexual harassment at this point.
Poison Ivey executes a Russian legsweep on Dan Sexton.
Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Poison Ivey.
Dan Sexton whips Poison Ivey into the guardrail.
Dan Sexton reenters the ring.
Poison Ivey follows him back in.
Zoe Burgess enters the ring and hits Poison Ivey with the Mace.
Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!
Nik Cain: Zoe doing her job by giving Sexton the window of opportunity he needs to take control.
Kevin Cole: Give him a window of opportunity? She his Ivey with a mace!
Dan Sexton uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Poison Ivey.
Dan Sexton is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, shoulder up.
Dan Sexton complains about a slow count.
Dan Sexton executes a legdrop on Poison Ivey.
Dan Sexton yells "100% Pure White Meat".
The crowd is behind Dan Sexton all the way.
Dan Sexton goes for a forearm smash, but Poison Ivey blocks it.
Poison Ivey whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
Poison Ivey misses with a shoulderblock.
Dan Sexton misses with a shoulderblock.
Poison Ivey hits Dan Sexton with a backdrop.
Dan Sexton runs into the ropes.
Dan Sexton misses with a shoulderblock.
Poison Ivey misses with a clothesline.
Dan Sexton takes Poison Ivey down with headbutt to the groin.
Dan Sexton nails Poison Ivey with a jumping DDT.
The crowd is going crazy.
Nik Cain: Sexton is in control and the representatives from the trailer park communities of America here tonight couldn’t be happier.
Dan Sexton hits Poison Ivey with a forearm smash.
Dan Sexton whips Poison Ivey into the turnbuckle.
Poison Ivey comes back and rocks Dan Sexton with an elbow.
Poison Ivey locks Dan Sexton in a test of strength.
Poison Ivey lets go after 12 seconds.
Poison Ivey executes the Rash on Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton summons one last burst of energy.
Kevin Cole: The Rash! The Rash!
Nik Cain: I’m sure it itches but could we please focus on the match?
Dick Palmer asks Dan Sexton if he's still there.
Dan Sexton nods.
Dick Palmer asks Dan Sexton if he should stop the fight.
Dan Sexton shakes his head.
Dick Palmer asks Dan Sexton if he should stop the fight.
Dan Sexton shakes his head.
Dick Palmer checks Dan Sexton's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Dick Palmer stops the match after 44 seconds.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
The winner is Poison Ivey. Time of match: 0:07:57
Kevin Cole: Sexton is out! Ivey has won!
Nik Cain: I gotta consider this an upset, especially with the roll Sexton has been on recently.
Kevin Cole: Our next first round match up sees Scion taking on Corwin Havens.
Nik Cain: Havens is just one week removed from losing the match that cost him his fortune. Who knows how that will affect his ring performance?
~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Hailing from Honolulu, Hawaii...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...
Corwin Havens
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Rhapsody...
Fighting out of New York City...
Weighing in at 228 pounds...
Scion
They lock up.
Corwin Havens whips Scion into the ropes, but Scion reverses it.
Corwin Havens misses with an elbow.
Scion hits Corwin Havens with a clothesline.
Scion is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Scion executes a Death Valley Driver on Corwin Havens.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Scion.
Kevin Cole: Scion really drove Havens’ head into the mat with that Death Valley Driver!
Corwin Havens goes for a pumphandle slam, but Scion blocks it.
Scion leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Scion sets up the chair.
Scion goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Corwin Havens blocks it.
Corwin Havens goes for a backdrop, but Scion blocks it.
Scion goes for a catwalk spinning leg lariat, but Corwin Havens blocks it.
Corwin Havens whips Scion into the turnbuckle.
Corwin Havens runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Scion begs off.
Corwin Havens gets an armbar submission on Scion.
Scion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Corwin Havens throws Scion out of the ring.
Corwin Havens goes through the ropes.
Rhapsody comes from behind and distracts Corwin Havens.
Scion sets up a table.
Scion whips Corwin Havens into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Scion goes for a catwalk spinning leg lariat, but Corwin Havens blocks it.
Corwin Havens reenters the ring.
Scion follows him back in.
Corwin Havens runs into the ropes.
Corwin Havens hits Scion with a kick.
Corwin Havens catches Scion in the STF.
Scion is struggling to reach the ropes.
Scion is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Scion tries to fight the pain.
Scion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 23 seconds.
Kevin Cole: Havens used an STF to sap a lot of Scion’s energy.
Nik Cain: Yeah, he was really applying the pressure and looked reluctant to break the hold when Scion reached the ropes.
Corwin Havens hits a jumping neck snap on Scion.
Corwin Havens is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Corwin Havens executes a legsweep on Scion.
Corwin Havens puts Scion in an armbar submission.
Scion is struggling to reach the ropes.
Scion is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Scion tries to escape the hold.
Scion breaks the hold after 12 seconds.
Nik Cain: And, again, Havens grounds Scion in a submission hold. This strategy is somewhat out of Havens’ character, but seems to be working.
Scion goes for an armbar submission, but Corwin Havens blocks it.
Corwin Havens uses a rolling elbow smash on Scion.
Corwin Havens hits Scion.
Scion punches Corwin Havens.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Scion.
Corwin Havens kicks Scion.
A portion of the crowd is booing Corwin Havens.
Corwin Havens kicks Scion.
A portion of the crowd is booing Corwin Havens.
Scion chops Corwin Havens.
A portion of the crowd is booing Scion.
Scion kicks Corwin Havens.
Scion nails Corwin Havens with a springboard dropkick.
Scion whips Corwin Havens into the ropes, but Corwin Havens reverses it.
Corwin Havens hits Scion with a clothesline.
Scion falls out of the ring.
Corwin Havens goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Corwin Havens sets up Scion on the table.
Corwin Havens executes a flying bulldog through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Corwin Havens knocks Scion into the ringsteps.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Corwin Havens.
Nik Cain: Now this is more like Havens’ style.
Corwin Havens nails Scion with a belly-to-back suplex.
Corwin Havens throws Scion back into the ring.
Corwin Havens is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Corwin Havens goes for a running shoulderblock, but Scion side-steps and
Corwin Havens only hits air.
Scion is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Dick Palmer removes the chair from the ring.
Scion executes a standing dropkick on Corwin Havens.
Scion locks Corwin Havens in a triangle choke.
Corwin Havens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Scion whips Corwin Havens into the turnbuckle.
Scion charges into the corner, but Corwin Havens lifts his leg.
Corwin Havens throws Scion out of the ring.
Corwin Havens goes through the ropes.
Rhapsody comes from behind, but Corwin Havens nails Rhapsody.
Scion is handed a fire extinguisher.
Scion hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Scion.
Scion hits him with a fire extinguisher.
Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness! Two hard shots to Havens with that fire extinguisher!
Scion whips Corwin Havens into the guardrail.
Scion executes a tornado DDT on Corwin Havens.
Scion stares out at the crowd.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Scion.
Scion climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Corwin Havens nails him in the stomach.
Scion falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Corwin Havens is handed the gold plated chair.
Corwin Havens hits him with the gold plated chair.
Corwin Havens sets up a table.
Corwin Havens nails Scion with a top-rope gutbuster.
Corwin Havens reenters the ring.
Scion follows him back in.
Scion brings the table into the ring.
Scion nails Corwin Havens with a backdrop driver.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: So close! Scion almost had him after that backdrop driver!
Nik Cain: Well, that move has been known to keep a few people down for a lot more than a three count.
Scion goes for a spinwheel enzuigiri to the face, but Corwin Havens
ducks out of the way.
Corwin Havens executes a front slam on Scion.
Corwin Havens uses a faceslam on Scion.
Corwin Havens hits Scion with a running powerslam.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Scion begs off.
Corwin Havens executes the Painful Inheritance on Scion.
Kevin Cole: Painful Inheritance!
Corwin Havens is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Corwin Havens goes for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Nik Cain: If Havens had dragged Scion to the middle of the ring, he probably would have had him.
Corwin Havens goes for a back fist, but Scion blocks it.
Scion goes for an eye gouge, but Corwin Havens blocks it.
Scion takes Corwin Havens down with a tornado DDT.
The crowd is wildly cheering Scion with only a few scattered boos audible.
Scion nails Corwin Havens with a dragon screw.
Scion sets up Corwin Havens on the table.
Scion executes a 450 splash through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Kevin Cole: What a move!
Nik Cain: I’ll second that.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Scion uses a fireman's carry into a flapjack on Corwin Havens.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Scion complains about a slow count.
Corwin Havens executes an inside cradle on Scion.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
Corwin Havens hits Scion with a rolling elbow smash.
Corwin Havens is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.
Corwin Havens is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
The winner is Corwin Havens. Time of match: 0:07:46
Kevin Cole: Havens has done it! He has defeated Scion to advance in the tournament!
Nik Cain: I think he might have knocked one of Scion’s teeth out with that elbow shot. Blood is pouring out of Scion’s mouth.
Kevin Cole: Let’s get right to the last tournament match of the night. Bad Dreams takes on Jonathan Chambers!
~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Hailing from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...
Weighing in at 215 pounds...
Jonathan Chambers
His opponent...
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...
Hailing from parts unknown...
Weighing in at 258 pounds...
Bad Dreams
They lock up.
Jonathan Chambers whips Bad Dreams into the turnbuckle, but Bad Dreams
reverses it.
Bad Dreams whips Jonathan Chambers into the ropes.
Bad Dreams misses with a clothesline.
Bad Dreams misses with a clothesline.
Bad Dreams goes for the Good Night Irene, but Jonathan Chambers
counters it with a backward kick.
Jonathan Chambers is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jonathan Chambers nails Bad Dreams with a snap suplex.
Jonathan Chambers uses a ropeflip moonsault on Bad Dreams.
Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.
Kevin Cole: A nice move from Chambers gets him an early one count.
Nik Cain: Dreams moves pretty good for his size, but at 215 pounds Chambers is much quicker.
Jonathan Chambers whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Bad Dreams hits a backspin DDT on Jonathan Chambers.
Bad Dreams is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Bad Dreams catches Jonathan Chambers in an armlock hammerlock submission.
Bad Dreams lets go after 15 seconds.
Bad Dreams hits a dragon suplex on Jonathan Chambers.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Bad Dreams uses a legsweep faceslam on Jonathan Chambers.
Bad Dreams nails Jonathan Chambers with flying headscissors.
Bad Dreams places Jonathan Chambers on the turnbuckle.
Bad Dreams hits a belly-to-belly superplex on Jonathan Chambers.
Bad Dreams is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Bad Dreams throws Jonathan Chambers out of the ring.
Bad Dreams goes through the ropes.
Bad Dreams is handed the ring bell.
Bad Dreams hits him with the ring bell.
Bad Dreams chokes him with the ring bell.
Jonathan Chambers is busted wide open.
Nik Cain: Chambers started off quick, but Dreams is opening up on him now. In fact, it looks like Chambers has been busted open by that ring bell.
Bad Dreams throws Jonathan Chambers back into the ring.
Bad Dreams throws Jonathan Chambers out of the ring.
Bad Dreams goes through the ropes.
A fan at ringside badmouths Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams is handed a chain.
Bad Dreams hits him with the chain.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!
Nik Cain: And now Dreams is beating the bloodied Chambers with a steel chain. The Nightmare Express has always had a mean streak, but they are definitely turning it up a notch. That does not bode well for the rest of the guys in the FCW locker room.
Bad Dreams sets up a table.
Bad Dreams goes for flying headscissors, but Jonathan Chambers throws him off.
Jonathan Chambers throws Bad Dreams back into the ring.
Jonathan Chambers executes a back heel kick on Bad Dreams.
Jonathan Chambers whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Jonathan Chambers nails Bad Dreams with a flying clothesline.
The crowd is cheering on Jonathan Chambers.
Jonathan Chambers goes for a backdrop, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams throws Jonathan Chambers out of the ring.
Bad Dreams goes through the ropes.
Bad Dreams sets up Jonathan Chambers on the table.
Bad Dreams tries to drive Jonathan Chambers through the table with
an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Nik Cain: Dreams has even resorted to beating up innocent tables.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bad Dreams uses a backspin DDT on Jonathan Chambers.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bad Dreams reenters the ring.
Jonathan Chambers follows him back in.
Bad Dreams is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Bad Dreams complains about a slow count.
Bad Dreams goes for neck-scissors, but Jonathan Chambers ducks out of the way.
Jonathan Chambers uses a flying karate chop on Bad Dreams.
Jonathan Chambers has the crowd going wild.
Jonathan Chambers hits Bad Dreams with a jumping neck snap.
Jonathan Chambers throws Bad Dreams out of the ring.
Jonathan Chambers goes through the ropes.
Jonathan Chambers hits Bad Dreams with a single-leg takedown.
Jonathan Chambers knocks Bad Dreams into the ringsteps.
Kevin Cole: Chambers is back on the offensive!
The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Jonathan Chambers nails The Dream Coach.
Bad Dreams executes a backspin DDT on Jonathan Chambers.
Bad Dreams uses a flying elbowdrop on Jonathan Chambers.
Bad Dreams knocks Jonathan Chambers into the ringpost.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Bad Dreams is handed a chain.
Bad Dreams hits him with the chain.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Bad Dreams sets up a table.
Bad Dreams sets up Jonathan Chambers on the table.
Bad Dreams executes a flying elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Bad Dreams nails Jonathan Chambers with a leg lariat.
Bad Dreams reenters the ring.
Jonathan Chambers follows him back in.
Jonathan Chambers brings the table into the ring.
Jonathan Chambers places Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle.
Jonathan Chambers uses a top-rope power bomb on Bad Dreams.
Kevin Cole: Power bomb from the top!
Nik Cain: Impressive move, especially given Chambers’ size.
Jonathan Chambers attempts to place Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle, but Bad Dreams
blocks it.
Jonathan Chambers hits Bad Dreams with a springboard dropkick.
Jonathan Chambers is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Jonathan Chambers hits Bad Dreams with a dropkick.
Jonathan Chambers hits a single-leg takedown on Bad Dreams.
Jonathan Chambers whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Bad Dreams executes a flying forearm on Jonathan Chambers.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Bad Dreams further incites the crowd.
The winner is Bad Dreams. Time of match: 0:05:47
Kevin Cole: Bad Dreams gets the win!
Nik Cain: Chambers has lost a lot of blood and was visibly woozy. Dreams really tattooed him with that forearm smash and got the win. He will advance to meet Corwin Havens in the second round. Those two are no strangers.
(The camera fades to
the back and we see Deathwish standing outside the
Thespian Express's locker room door. He is holding a steel chair in his hand. He
takes a deep breath and runs through the door. Comedy and Tragedy are prepare
for their match as Deathwish runs up to Comedy and delivers a violent chair shot
to his head. Comedy falls to the floor. As Tragedy turns around, Deathwish
delivers a kick to the midsection followed by a DDT. Deathwish grabs his chair
and pull Tragedy to his feet. The then jabs the chair into Tragedy's midsection
then cracks the chair across his back. Comedy staggers to his feet only to be
knocked down again with another chair shot. Deathwish grabs Tragedy by the leg
and drags him out into the hallway, where we see Dan Sexton setting up a table.
Deathwish sets Tragedy on the table and delivers a power bomb through it. Dan
hands the TV title to Deathwish who leans over the
broken body of Tragedy.)
Deathwish: You will never see this title as long as it’s around my waist.
(Just then Comedy charges out of the locker room, tv in hand. Deathwish and
Sexton leave the scene in a hurry.)
Kevin Cole: The Tag Team Champions have been assaulted in their dressing room! We have got to take a break! Do not go anywhere!
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: We are back and. . .
(“Smoke on the Water” blasts over the PA. James Crawford and his bodyguards make their way to the ring. Once inside, Crawford pulls a mic out of his coat pocket.)
James Crawford: Well, I figure that it’s only fair to give Comedy and Tragedy a couple more minutes to recover from that attack before making them compete in the main event here tonight. So, I would like to take this opportunity to make a couple announcements. The first has to do with the Intercontinental Title Tournament, which you have been seeing first round matches of here tonight. The final match of that tournament to crown the first ever Intercontinental Champion will take place on April 13th. I know, I know, what’s so special about April 13th? Well, that brings me to my next announcement. April 13th is the day that FCW returns to pay per view. That’s right, on Friday, April 13th, 2001 Full Contact Wrestling will present The Lottery, only on pay per view. Most old school wrestling fans out there can probably guess that this event will feature a Lethal Lottery style tournament. Feel free to clue those not in the know in on what that is, because I am a busy man and have no time to spell it out. What I will say is that the winning team will earn the right to face the World Champion in a triple threat match for the title. Speaking of that title, Most Holy will defend it at The Lottery against none other than Scion, one of his opponents here tonight. I am also pretty close to signing a deal that will bring two legends to FCW for a one time only match to settle an old score or two. I’ll just let the smarks out there speculate on who they might be. Other matches will be announced in upcoming weeks. Now, enjoy the main event.
(“Smoke on the Water” plays again as Crawford and company make their exit.)
Kevin Cole: Big news! FCW is coming back to pay per view in less than a month! Most Holy will defend his World Title against Scion! But I have one question, what is a Lethal Lottery?
Nik Cain: Shut up. It’s main event time. The Lords of the Summit are set to square off against Scion and the Thespian Express.
~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-six man tag team match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Rhapsody...
At a total combined weight of 970 pounds...
Thespian Express and Scion
Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Susan Blake and Zoe Burgess...
At a total combined weight of 808 pounds...
Lords Of The Summit
They lock up.
Dan Sexton hits Comedy.
A small "Dan Sexton" chant is being started.
Comedy chops Dan Sexton.
Comedy is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Kevin Cole: Comedy and Sexton start this thing.
Comedy punches Dan Sexton.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Comedy throws Dan Sexton out of the ring.
Comedy goes through the ropes.
Tragedy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Most Holy comes over and lays out Tragedy.
Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Comedy nails Zoe Burgess.
Dan Sexton whips Comedy into the guardrail.
Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dan Sexton and Most Holy hit Comedy with a double jumping DDT.
Tragedy comes over and lays out Most Holy.
Comedy and Tragedy hit Dan Sexton with a double kick to the groin.
Rhapsody comes from behind and distracts Dan Sexton.
Jeff Davis counts: 1.
Comedy whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail.
Comedy goes for a fisherman buster, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Jeff Davis counts: 2.
Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tragedy comes over and lays out Most Holy.
Rhapsody comes from behind and distracts Dan Sexton.
Comedy whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail.
Nik Cain: Not surprisingly, this match has quickly degenerated to a brawl.
Comedy goes for a double arm DDT, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Jeff Davis counts: 3.
Dan Sexton goes for the Racial Purification, but Comedy counters it with
a backdrop.
The crowd is booing Comedy.
Comedy whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail.
Tragedy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Comedy goes for the Encore, but Dan Sexton counters it with a roll away.
Dan Sexton goes for headbutt to the groin, but Comedy blocks it.
Jeff Davis counts: 4.
Comedy uses the Russian Sickle on Dan Sexton.
Jeff Davis counts: 5.
Comedy laughs hysterically in the ring.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Tragedy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Most Holy comes over, but gets cut off.
Comedy and Tragedy hit Dan Sexton with a double power bomb.
Comedy is handed the large metal staff.
Comedy hits him with the large metal staff.
The crowd is booing Comedy.
Dan Sexton is busted wide open.
Kevin Cole: Wow that is a large metal staff.
Nik Cain: You bother me.
Comedy executes a full nelson slam on Dan Sexton.
Tragedy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Most Holy comes over and lays out Tragedy.
Most Holy hits a kick to the head on Comedy.
Dan Sexton uses a crotch slam on Comedy.
Jeff Davis counts: 6.
Dan Sexton knocks Comedy into the ringsteps.
Dan Sexton whips Comedy into the guardrail.
Dan Sexton executes a series of kicks to the midsection on Comedy.
Dan Sexton whips Comedy into the guardrail.
Jeff Davis counts: 7.
Comedy is busted wide open.
Dan Sexton whips Comedy into the guardrail.
Dan Sexton knocks Comedy into the ringsteps.
Dan Sexton whips Comedy into the guardrail.
Dan Sexton nails Comedy with a savate kick.
Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Comedy nails Zoe Burgess.
Dan Sexton yells "100% Pure White Meat".
Dan Sexton is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Dan Sexton sets up a table.
Dan Sexton reenters the ring.
Comedy follows him back in.
Kevin Cole: Both Comedy and Sexton are bloody from their battle on the outside!
Nik Cain: I knew this match was gonna be a good one.
Dan Sexton whips Comedy into the ropes.
Comedy hits Dan Sexton with a kick.
Comedy nails Dan Sexton with an atomic drop.
Comedy whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
Dan Sexton misses with a kick.
Comedy misses with a clothesline.
Dan Sexton gives him a backspin DDT, but Comedy doesn't budge.
Comedy kicks Dan Sexton.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Dan Sexton kicks Comedy.
Comedy kicks Dan Sexton.
The crowd is booing Comedy.
Dan Sexton chops Comedy.
Dan Sexton chops Comedy.
The crowd is really behind Dan Sexton.
Comedy punches Dan Sexton.
The crowd is booing Comedy.
Comedy chops Dan Sexton.
Comedy goes for a bodyslam, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton takes Comedy down with the Diamond Cutter.
The crowd is really behind Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton gives him a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker, but Comedy
doesn't budge.
Dan Sexton hits a crucifix power bomb on Comedy.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, Rhapsody distracts Jeff Davis.
Jeff Davis is back on the job.
Dan Sexton goes for a forearm smash, but Comedy blocks it.
Comedy tags out to Tragedy.
Nik Cain: Comedy and Sexton have done the lion’s share of the fighting so far, but now Tragedy is in.
Most Holy enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Comedy takes Dan Sexton down with the Russian Sickle.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Tragedy hits a flying cross body press on Dan Sexton.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tragedy and Comedy whip Dan Sexton into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Dan Sexton with a double backdrop, but he counters
it with a double headsmash.
Comedy leaves the ring.
Dan Sexton throws Tragedy out of the ring.
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, Tragedy reenters the ring.
Dan Sexton tags out to Most Holy.
Kevin Cole: And now the World Champ is in there!
Dan Sexton goes for a powerslam, but Tragedy counters it with a roundhouse kick.
Dan Sexton rolls out of the ring.
Tragedy whips Most Holy into the ropes.
Most Holy hits Tragedy with a shoulderblock.
Most Holy uses a powerslam on Tragedy.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Most Holy goes for a piledriver, but Tragedy blocks it.
Most Holy begs off.
Tragedy tags out to Scion.
Kevin Cole: Scion versus Holy, a preview of things to come at the pay per view!
Scion and Tragedy hit Most Holy with a double enzuigiri.
Scion and Tragedy whip Most Holy into the ropes.
They hit Most Holy with a double kick to the midsection.
Tragedy attempts to place Most Holy on the turnbuckle, but Most Holy blocks it.
Dan Sexton enters the ring and lays out Tragedy.
The crowd is really behind Dan Sexton.
Most Holy and Dan Sexton whip Scion into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Scion with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters
it with a double clothesline.
Tragedy goes for a piledriver, but Most Holy counters it with a backdrop.
Tragedy rolls out of the ring.
Most Holy hits Scion with a superkick.
Scion bumps into Jeff Davis.
Most Holy is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Most Holy uses the LoS Tornado Driver on Scion.
There is no referee to count.
Most Holy is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Most Holy gets back up.
Nik Cain: Holy looks visibly upset. He thought he had Scion there.
Rhapsody tries to interfere, but Zoe Burgess prevents her from doing so.
Most Holy goes for a kick to the midsection, but Scion blocks it.
Scion hits Most Holy with a back suplex.
Tragedy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Scion and Tragedy whip Most Holy into the ropes.
They hit Most Holy with a double clothesline.
Dan Sexton enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Scion and Tragedy whip Most Holy into the ropes.
They hit Most Holy with a double elbowsmash.
Dan Sexton gets back up and throws Tragedy out of the ring.
Most Holy and Dan Sexton whip Scion into the ropes.
They hit Scion with a double clothesline.
Dan Sexton leaves the ring.
Most Holy uses a clothesline on Scion.
Most Holy is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Most Holy gets back up.
Jeff Davis is back on the job.
Nik Cain: And again Davis was not in position, and he is getting an earful from the angry champ.
Most Holy hits Scion with a superkick.
Most Holy whips Scion into the ropes, but Scion reverses it.
Most Holy hits Scion with a shoulderblock.
Most Holy goes for a flying clothesline, but Scion counters it with
a Yakuza kick.
In turn, Most Holy counters it with a legsweep.
Most Holy puts Scion in a boot choke.
Scion tries to escape the hold.
Scion is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Scion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
Most Holy hits Scion with a superkick.
Most Holy whips Scion into the ropes.
Most Holy hits Scion with an elbow.
Most Holy throws Scion out of the ring.
Most Holy goes through the ropes.
Most Holy sets up Scion on the table.
Most Holy executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Kevin Cole: Holy puts Scion through the table!
Most Holy is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Most Holy knocks Scion into the ringsteps.
Most Holy sets up a table.
Jeff Davis counts: 1.
Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tragedy comes over and lays out Dan Sexton.
Scion is handed a big black dildo.
Scion hits him with the big black dildo.
Scion hits him with a big black dildo.
Nik Cain: Dammit! Unleaded is gonna be a cripple, the least you could do is give him his toy back.
Kevin Cole: That isn’t funny.
Nik Cain: Yes it is.
Scion goes for a bulldog headlock, but Most Holy throws him off.
Jeff Davis counts: 2.
Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one.
Most Holy throws Scion back into the ring.
Most Holy executes a Hotshot on Scion.
Most Holy is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Most Holy is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Rhapsody throws Scion the electric guitar, but Most Holy intercepts it.
Most Holy hits Scion with it and goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Kevin Cole: Big mistake by the Women’s Champ, and a big kick out by Scion!
Scion whips Most Holy into the ropes.
Scion goes for a superkick, but Most Holy counters it with a legsweep.
Most Holy executes a flying clothesline on Scion.
Most Holy takes Scion down with a snap suplex.
Most Holy nails Scion with a reverse neckbreaker.
Most Holy uses a powerslam on Scion.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Most Holy places Scion on the turnbuckle.
Most Holy hits Scion with a top-rope DDT.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: Scion barely gets the shoulder up!
“BROUGHT TO YOU BY PEPSI ONE...WOKE UP AT 3!!!”
(HBK, Quacks, and
Alex come out on the stage.)
Shawn:
Geez, can we have one match that’s not a screw job? Guess not. You see
Mostest, we have had a long and storied feud. I mean, The AGW, VWA,
Nik Cain: The what?
Now here. But, I
think The Mustard is finally brought to a close. I'm just the man t...
Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
(While this is going on, and the participants in the match have diverted their attention to Michaels, Rose Morris slips through the crowd and over the guard rail to the time keeper’s table where, after a little bit of flirting with the time keeper, she manages to acquire all the title belts that were sitting on it.)
Shawn: Oh, that is so wrong people SO WRONG! I think its wrong on about 206
levels.
Crowd: PEPSI SUCKS! PEPSI SUCKS! PEPSI SUCKS!
(At this point, Rose re-emerges in the crowd, close to where Michaels and co. is standing. She hops the guardrail and hands the titles over to HBK.)
Shawn:
Now, I assume you all think I am going to keep these titles. But, I'm not one
to go around with all these titles by theft. Nay a thousand times nay. That
would be so...
Alex: Un-SSSASSY!
Shawn: Yes, so what we are going to do is this.
(Shawn then takes out rubber cement and decals. He walks over to Rose, who is
now holding the TV Title.)
Shawn: You see these belts needed The HBK touch. So, Deathwish, you will no
longer be The TV Champ, but The Pepsi One Champ.
(Shawn pastes a
Pepsi decal on the belt. Rose then unceremoniously drops it to the ground.)
Crowd: YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK...
(Shawn walks over to Alex and Quacks who have each been handed a tag title
belt and pastes decals on each title.)
Shawn: And guess what there Comedy? You ain’t going to hold a tag belt. Nay a
thousand times nay, you will now hold a "Yahoo.com" belt! But don't think I
forgot you Tragedy! You see, your belt is now going to be
brought to you by Snapple, although you are not made from the best stuff on
earth. But Snapple is the fruitiest drink on earth and you are a fruit so it
works...
Crowd: BBBOOO!!!...
(Quacks and ALEX both drop their titles beside the TV. . .err Pepsi One Title.
Shawn holds up the World Title.)
Shawn:
Now, I know how much you loved me when I was a part of The LOS. You wanted me
to follow in your footsteps...DON'T DENY IT! ITS TRUE! But, you’re not even
near me. But you hold this title, but I want you to look at it and remind
yourself of what you’re not...YOUR NOT ME! I want to remind you of that. So,
here’s a reminder...
(On The World Title A Shawn Michaels head is plastered on. Shawn then takes
off the belt and throws it over his shoulder.)
Shawn: So
Mostest, like old times, I come out on top.
(Holy stands over the still barely conscious Scion. He points at Michaels and shouts something.)
Most Holy gives the sign for the Holy Roller.
Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Scion.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Most Holy.
Most Holy goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, Tragedy doesn't make it in time... three.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
The winners are Lords Of The Summit. Time of match: 0:11:50
Kevin Cole: Unbelievable! Shawn Michaels has sent a message to all the champions here in FCW, especially the World Champ Most Holy! And Holy has just sent a message right back at him by pinning Scion with the Holy Roller!
(Shawn is still
standing in front of the entranceway. The arena lights dim except for the screen
and a spotlight on Shawn who seems stunned. On The Video Wall, this message
reads:
YOUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT...SEE YA SOON...
Shawn looks stunned and can be seen mouthing: I thought that was me!)
Kevin Cole: What the heck was that all about?
Nik Cain: I have no idea.
Kevin Cole: And we have no more time! Be sure to tune in again next week!
(end)
~~~~~