(“Pledge Your Allegiance” by Suicidal Tendencies begins to play and, in lieu of the standard FCTV intro, we are treated to the better part of five minutes worth of highlights from PYA 2. When this highlight package ends, we cut to the title screen, and then to a live shot of the jam-packed FCW Arena. The cameras wildly pan the entire arena before we cut to the announce table.)
Kevin Cole: Full Contact TV is on the air! We are one week removed from Pledge Your Allegiance 2 and its still the most common topic of discussion around here!
Nik Cain: With good reason.
Kevin Cole: But we have a great show lined up for you tonight as well. The main event sees the newly crowned World Champion Mark Payne and the rest of the H8 Club take on the Wrecking Crew and a mystery partner!
Nik Cain: I will go on record and predict Panda Bear Elvis.
Kevin Cole: Who? On second thought, never mind. First up, we have the FCW debut of a man called Kage!
Nik Cain: Never heard of him. But Crawford ain’t one to hire bums off the street, well except C Dogg, of course.
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
From Syracuse, New York...
Weighing in at 216 pounds...
Vegan Warrior
His opponent...
From Los Angeles, California...
Weighing in at 258 pounds...
Kage
They lock up.
Vegan Warrior executes a kick to the shin on Kage.
Vegan Warrior punches Kage.
The crowd is starting to get behind Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior chops Kage.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior punches Kage.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior takes Kage down with a legsweep.
Vegan Warrior hits a corkscrew armdrag on Kage.
Vegan Warrior nails Kage with a slap.
Vegan Warrior uses a diving headbutt on Kage.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Vegan Warrior.
Nik Cain: I gotta admit, Kage ain’t blowing me away here.
Vegan Warrior nails Kage with a missile dropkick.
A few fans are cheering on Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Vegan Warrior says "Meat is murder."
A few fans are cheering on Vegan Warrior.
Nik Cain: Then quit sucking on it.
Vegan Warrior executes a rana on Kage.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Vegan Warrior hits a go-behind on Kage.
Vegan Warrior goes for a rana, but Kage counters it with a power bomb.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Kage runs into the ropes.
Kage hits Vegan Warrior with a clothesline.
Vegan Warrior falls out of the ring.
Kevin Cole: Kage sends Vegan Warrior out to the floor!
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, four, Vegan Warrior
reenters the ring.
Kage is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kage whips Vegan Warrior into the ropes.
Kage nails Vegan Warrior with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Kage hits a headlock takedown on Vegan Warrior.
Kage throws Vegan Warrior out of the ring.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Vegan Warrior reenters the ring.
Kage takes Vegan Warrior down with a belly to belly overhead release suplex.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.
Kage hits delayed vertical suplex on Vegan Warrior.
Kage places Vegan Warrior on the turnbuckle.
Kage takes Vegan Warrior down with a belly-to-belly superplex.
Kevin Cole: What a move off the top rope!
Nik Cain: Now that’s more like it.
Kage whips Vegan Warrior into the ropes.
Kage goes for a roundhouse kick, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.
Vegan Warrior whips Kage into the turnbuckle.
Vegan Warrior hits Kage with a rana.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Vegan Warrior hits a jumping DDT on Kage.
There are chants of 'boring, boring'.
Vegan Warrior uses a DDT on Kage.
The crowd doesn't seem to care.
Nik Cain: Listen to this crowd get behind Suck Warrior.
Vegan Warrior hits a palm blow on Kage.
Vegan Warrior goes for a DDT, but Kage counters it with a backdrop.
Kage uses a cobra clutch suplex on Vegan Warrior.
Kage nails Vegan Warrior with a Northern Lights suplex.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Kage throws Vegan Warrior out of the ring.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, Vegan Warrior reenters the ring.
Kage hits a powerslam on Vegan Warrior.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kevin Cole: So close!
Kage goes for delayed vertical suplex, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.
Vegan Warrior kicks Kage.
Vegan Warrior chops Kage.
The crowd doesn't seem to care.
Kage punches Vegan Warrior.
Kage executes a German suplex on Vegan Warrior.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, shoulder up.
Kage complains about a slow count.
Vegan Warrior executes an inside cradle on Kage.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Nik Cain: Big rookie mistake. Hell, turning your back on Vegan Warrior might prove doubly dangerous. I get the feeling he might be bunting for the visitor team.
Kage uses a gutwrench suplex on Vegan Warrior.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Kage whips Vegan Warrior into the ropes.
Vegan Warrior nails Kage with a palm blow.
Vegan Warrior whips Kage into the turnbuckle.
Kage comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection.
Vegan Warrior whips Kage into the ropes.
Kage hits Vegan Warrior with a kick.
Kage locks Vegan Warrior in an armbar submission.
Vegan Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Kage whips Vegan Warrior into the ropes.
Kage hits Vegan Warrior with a clothesline.
Vegan Warrior falls out of the ring.
Kage jumps onto him with a suicide dive.
Kevin Cole: Kage takes to the air!
Kage whips Vegan Warrior into the guardrail.
Kage goes for a fisherman buster, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.
Vegan Warrior throws Kage back into the ring.
Vegan Warrior hits Kage with a legsweep.
Vegan Warrior whips Kage into the ropes.
Kage misses with an elbow.
Kage hits Vegan Warrior with a kick.
Kage whips Vegan Warrior into the ropes, but Vegan Warrior reverses it.
Vegan Warrior goes for a kick to the thigh, but Kage blocks it.
Kage hits a German suplex on Vegan Warrior.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.
Kage goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Vegan Warrior counters it with
a punch.
Vegan Warrior throws Kage out of the ring.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, four, five, Kage
reenters the ring.
Vegan Warrior goes for a jumping DDT, but Kage counters it with
a Northern Lights suplex.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: Great counter, but Vegan Warrior gets his shoulder up just in the nick of time!
Kage goes for a dragon sleeper, but Vegan Warrior counters it with a facerake.
Vegan Warrior uses a go-behind on Kage.
Vegan Warrior throws Kage out of the ring.
Vegan Warrior jumps onto him with a plancha.
Some fans are heading to the concession stands.
Vegan Warrior uses a bulldog on Kage.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 1.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 2.
Vegan Warrior reenters the ring.
Kage follows him back in.
Vegan Warrior goes for a slap, but Kage blocks it.
Kage hits a double underhook suplex on Vegan Warrior.
Kage runs into the ropes.
Kage hits Vegan Warrior with an elbow.
Kage places Vegan Warrior on the turnbuckle.
Kage hits Vegan Warrior with a superplex.
Kage attempts to place Vegan Warrior on the turnbuckle, but Vegan Warrior
blocks it.
Kage takes Vegan Warrior down with a spinebuster.
Kage executes the Caged Animal on Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior tries to fight the pain.
Vegan Warrior submits after 11 seconds.
Quite a few boos are audible.
The winner is Kage. Time of match: 0:08:43
Kevin Cole: Vegan Warrior submits! Kage gets the win!
Nik Cain: Beating that guy don’t say much, but Kage definitely looks to have some real potential.
Kevin Cole: Wait, what’s going on?
(The lights dim down
and the three words flash across the screen
VANITY
INTELLIGENCE
PERFECTION
Pyro explodes and "Superstar" by Saliva begins to play. On the big screen, we
see a well-tanned man get a massage by a stunning woman. He notices the camera
and signals it over. He stops the woman from rubbing his back and looks towards
the camera.)
VIP: Ladies rejoice and men tremble in fear for Mr. Vanity himself, Vincent I.
Paige has come to the FCW. After taking a well-deserved vacation, I have finally
returned to the one sport that made me a true superstar. Enjoy and feast your
orbs on simply the most beautiful man to ever grace a ring. Now I know you
people are thinking why do this on video and not in person, and well you should
but folks the truth is that you simply don't deserve a man of my character to
ever, and do I mean ever come to your little hick town and wrestle in your
pathetic arena but while you pathetic peons don't deserve me, I promise that
soon I will be there in person and to your delight I will impress everyone, for
a man of my skill, my intelligence and my looks can't and won't be kept from the
top. For VIP there is no roof to be stopped at, no clouds to impair my vision
and no star too far away. Cuz folks when your this
good, you’re simply perfect. Now get out my face!
(The screen goes black and the lights return to normal.)
Kevin Cole: Who the heck was that?
Nik Cain: The most obnoxiously arrogant man I have ever had the “pleasure” of meeting. And, believe me, I have met my share of arrogant people.
Kevin Cole: Well let’s keep things moving. Tag team action next as former tag champions Shawn Michaels and Quackman take on the Violators!
Nik Cain: The Violators are bigger, stronger, and tougher. But Michaels and Quacks are very smart, not to mention underhanded. So this one could go either way in my opinion.
~~~~~
This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
At a total combined weight of 680 pounds...
The Violators
Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Rose Morris and Alex DiGiacomo...
At a total combined weight of 349 pounds...
"Made From the Best Stuff on Earth" Shawn Michaels and "The People's Canadian
Midget" Quackman
They lock up.
Magnum goes for a front facelock, but Quackman counters it with
an inverted atomic drop.
Quackman punches Magnum.
A portion of the crowd is booing Quackman.
Quackman hits Magnum.
Quackman chops Magnum.
Magnum chops Quackman.
Magnum throws Quackman out of the ring.
Nik Cain: Did Quackman just forget he was a midget for a moment there?
Dick Palmer counts: one, two, Quackman reenters the ring.
Magnum hits a Hotshot on Quackman.
Magnum takes Quackman down with a diving shoulderblock.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Magnum.
Quackman begs off.
Magnum nails Quackman with a power bomb.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, Alex DiGiacomo puts Quackman's foot on the rope.
Kevin Cole: Big power bomb! But DiGiacomo puts Quackman’s foot on the rope!
Magnum whips Quackman into the ropes.
Quackman hits Magnum with a shoulderblock.
Quackman tags out to Shawn Michaels.
Quackman nails Magnum with an Asai moonsault.
Shawn Michaels uses a moonsault bodyblock on Magnum.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Vice enters the ring and throws Quackman out of the ring.
Magnum and Vice hit Shawn Michaels with a double kneedrop.
Vice leaves the ring.
Magnum takes Shawn Michaels down with the Doctor Bomb.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Magnum tags out to Vice.
Nik Cain: Call me crazy, but Michaels doesn’t seem too thrilled about being in there with the Violators.
Quackman enters the ring and lays out Magnum.
Shawn Michaels and Quackman whip Vice into the ropes.
They hit Vice with a double backdrop.
Quackman leaves the ring.
Shawn Michaels nails Vice with a clothesline.
Shawn Michaels is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shawn Michaels nails Vice with a bodyslam.
Shawn Michaels uses a punch on Vice.
Shawn Michaels whips Vice into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels misses with a clothesline.
Shawn Michaels misses with an elbow.
Shawn Michaels misses with a clothesline.
Nik Cain: This is your brain on drugs.
Shawn Michaels hits Vice with a kick.
Shawn Michaels hits a clothesline on Vice.
Shawn Michaels is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Shawn Michaels hits a kick to the midsection on Vice.
Shawn Michaels uses a kneelift on Vice.
Shawn Michaels goes for a bodyslam, but Vice counters it with a facerake.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Vice goes for a DDT, but Shawn Michaels counters it with
a Northern Lights suplex.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shawn Michaels is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Shawn Michaels whips Vice into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels goes for a kick to the midsection, but Vice counters it with
a dragon screw.
In turn, Shawn Michaels counters it with an enzuigiri to the face.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shawn Michaels.
Kevin Cole: Nice counter by Michaels.
Nik Cain: Surprisingly, yes it was.
Shawn Michaels nails Vice with a flying dropkick.
Shawn Michaels takes Vice down with a flying fistdrop.
Shawn Michaels is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Shawn Michaels whips Vice into the ropes, but Vice reverses it.
Shawn Michaels hits a clothesline on Vice.
Shawn Michaels executes a flying clothesline on Vice.
Shawn Michaels is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Shawn Michaels runs into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels hits Vice with a kick.
Shawn Michaels goes for a German suplex, but Vice blocks it.
Vice tags out to Magnum.
Quackman enters the ring and throws Vice out of the ring.
Shawn Michaels and Quackman hit Magnum with a double back suplex.
Quackman leaves the ring.
Shawn Michaels whips Magnum into the ropes.
Magnum hits Shawn Michaels with a kick.
Vice enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Quackman enters the ring and throws Vice out of the ring.
Shawn Michaels and Quackman whip Magnum into the ropes.
They hit Magnum with a double backdrop.
Quackman leaves the ring.
Shawn Michaels whips Magnum into the ropes, but Magnum reverses it.
Magnum hits Shawn Michaels with an elbow.
Magnum goes for a cobra clutch, but Shawn Michaels counters it with
an armdrag takedown.
Shawn Michaels goes for a kick to the midsection, but Magnum blocks it.
Magnum whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes.
Magnum misses with a shoulderblock.
Magnum misses with a clothesline.
Nik Cain: It has occurred to me that the Violators could very well be every bit as loaded as Michaels right now.
Magnum hits Shawn Michaels with a kick to the head.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Magnum.
Magnum whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes.
Magnum hits Shawn Michaels with a backdrop.
Shawn Michaels falls out of the ring.
Kevin Cole: Magnum just hurled Michaels over the top rope!
Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, Shawn Michaels reenters the ring.
Magnum nails Shawn Michaels with a dragon suplex.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Magnum goes for a European uppercut, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.
Shawn Michaels whips Magnum into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels hits Magnum with an elbow.
Shawn Michaels hits Magnum with an inverted atomic drop.
Shawn Michaels tags out to Quackman.
Quackman and Shawn Michaels whip Magnum into the ropes.
They hit Magnum with a double clothesline.
Shawn Michaels leaves the ring.
Quackman whips Magnum into the turnbuckle.
Quackman punches Magnum.
Quackman is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Quackman hits Magnum.
Quackman whips Magnum into the ropes.
Magnum hits Quackman with an elbow.
Magnum uses a front slam on Quackman.
Magnum puts Quackman in a full nelson.
Quackman is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Nik Cain: The fact that Quackman’s feet aren’t even close to touching the ground makes that more all the more painful.
Quackman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Quackman begs off.
Magnum goes for a flying bulldog, but Quackman side-steps and Magnum
only hits air.
Magnum bumps into Dick Palmer.
Quackman whips Magnum into the ropes.
Magnum hits Quackman with a shoulderblock.
Magnum goes for a flying bodypress, but Quackman rolls out of the way.
Quackman is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Dick Palmer is back on the job.
Quackman locks Magnum in an arm grapevine.
Magnum reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Quackman throws Magnum out of the ring.
Quackman goes for a plancha, but Magnum moves out of the way.
Kevin Cole: Nobody home for Quackman that time!
Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind, but Magnum nails Alex DiGiacomo.
Dick Palmer counts: 1.
Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind, but Magnum nails Alex DiGiacomo.
Dick Palmer counts: 2.
Dick Palmer counts: 3.
Shawn Michaels comes over to make it two-on-one.
Quackman and Shawn Michaels hit Magnum with a double clothesline.
Quackman executes a diving shoulderblock on Magnum.
Dick Palmer counts: 4.
Shawn Michaels comes over to make it two-on-one.
Shawn Michaels gives him a dropkick, but Magnum doesn't budge.
Quackman goes for a bridging back suplex, but Magnum blocks it.
Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind and distracts Magnum.
Quackman executes the Snack Down on Magnum on the concrete floor.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Quackman.
Kevin Cole: Oh...dear...lord!
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Quackman hits Magnum with a flying forearm.
Quackman hits Magnum with a back heel kick.
Quackman throws Magnum back into the ring.
Quackman uses a gutbuster on Magnum.
The cheers for Quackman are drowning out the boos.
Quackman goes for a DDT, but Magnum counters it with a backdrop.
Quackman begs off.
Magnum takes Quackman down with a European uppercut.
Vice enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Magnum and Vice hit Quackman with a double DDT.
Vice goes for a Hotshot, but Quackman counters it with a Thesz press.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Vice rolls out of the ring.
Quackman gets the cross-face chicken wing on Magnum.
Magnum is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Magnum reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Quackman tags out to Shawn Michaels.
Quackman enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Shawn Michaels and Quackman whip Magnum into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels and Quackman hit Magnum with a double clothesline.
Quackman leaves the ring.
Magnum takes the bullwhip and uses it on him.
He goes for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kevin Cole: Magnum just nailed Michaels with that whip but he still kicked out!
Magnum nails Shawn Michaels with a flying lariat.
Magnum goes for an armlock hammerlock submission, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.
Shawn Michaels leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Shawn Michaels sets up the chair.
Shawn Michaels uses a piledriver onto the chair on Magnum.
Kevin Cole: Piledriver onto the steel!
Shawn Michaels goes for a flying clothesline, but Magnum counters it with
a powerslam.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Magnum is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Magnum hits a kneedrop on Shawn Michaels.
Magnum nails Shawn Michaels with a vertical suplex.
Magnum tags Vice.
Vice lifts Shawn Michaels up.
Magnum nails Shawn Michaels with the Great Southern Trendkill and goes for
the pin.
Magnum is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, Rose Morris distracts Dick Palmer.
Kevin Cole: What a move! But Morris breaks up the pin!
Shawn Michaels takes the hockey stick and uses it on him.
He goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Nik Cain: And kept the ref distracted just a little bit too long.
Shawn Michaels hits Vice with a German suplex.
There is no referee to count.
Shawn Michaels tags out to Quackman.
Quackman uses a diving shoulderblock on Vice.
Dick Palmer is back on the job.
Quackman executes an enzuigiri on Vice.
Quackman locks Vice in an arm grapevine.
Vice reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Quackman goes for a back heel kick, but Vice counters it with a low blow.
Nik Cain: You gotta go pretty low to hit a low blow on Quacks.
Vice hits a lariat on Quackman.
A portion of the crowd is booing Vice.
Vice whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it.
Quackman misses with an elbow.
Quackman hits Vice with a shoulderblock.
Quackman is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
Quackman hits a backward kick on Vice.
Quackman hits a diving shoulderblock on Vice.
Quackman is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Quackman executes an enzuigiri on Vice.
Quackman goes for a flying forearm, but Vice ducks out of the way.
Quackman runs into the ropes.
Quackman hits Vice with a clothesline.
Vice falls out of the ring.
Quackman goes for a baseball slide, but Vice moves out of the way.
Quackman is out cold.
Vice acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!
Vice knocks Quackman into the ringpost.
Vice is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Quackman is busted wide open.
Dick Palmer counts: 1.
Vice hits Quackman with a double-axhandle chop.
Dick Palmer counts: 2.
Vice whips Quackman into the guardrail.
Dick Palmer counts: 3.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dick Palmer counts: 4.
Vice takes Quackman down with a lariat.
Dick Palmer counts: 5.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dick Palmer counts: 6.
Vice hits Quackman with a bulldog headlock.
Dick Palmer counts: 7.
Dick Palmer counts: 8.
Vice hits a fallaway slam on Quackman.
Vice whips Quackman into the guardrail.
Nik Cain: Vice better not lose track of the count.
Vice goes for a Hotshot, but Quackman counters it with a Thesz press.
Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind, but Vice nails Alex DiGiacomo.
Quackman executes the Snack Down on Vice on the concrete floor.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Quackman.
Vice is out cold.
Quackman is handed the magic eight ball.
Quackman hits him with the magic eight ball.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Quackman.
Vice is busted wide open.
Kevin Cole: Vice has been busted open!
Nik Cain: Palmer is being pretty lenient with his count.
Quackman whips Vice into the guardrail.
Shawn Michaels comes over to make it two-on-one.
Magnum comes over and lays out Shawn Michaels.
Vice hits a kick to the head on Quackman.
Vice whips Quackman into the guardrail.
Vice hits a kneedrop on Quackman.
Vice goes for a fallaway slam, but Quackman counters it with a forearm smash.
Dick Palmer counts: 9.
Quackman throws Vice back into the ring.
Quackman whips Vice into the ropes.
Quackman hits Vice with a shoulderblock.
Shawn Michaels enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Quackman and Shawn Michaels whip Vice into the ropes.
Quackman and Shawn Michaels hit Vice with a double clothesline.
Shawn Michaels leaves the ring.
Quackman takes Vice down with a clothesline.
Shawn Michaels enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Shawn Michaels nails Vice with a dropkick.
Quackman uses an enzuigiri on Vice.
Quackman seemingly enjoys the boos.
Magnum enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Shawn Michaels runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Shawn Michaels uses a dropkick on Vice.
Quackman hits an enzuigiri on Vice.
Quackman is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Shawn Michaels leaves the ring.
Quackman hits Vice with a butt-bump.
Quackman humps the referee's leg.
Quackman seemingly enjoys the boos.
Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness!
Quackman gets an arm grapevine on Vice.
Vice is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Vice tries to escape the hold.
Vice tries to fight the pain.
Vice submits after 13 seconds.
Quackman seemingly enjoys the boos.
The winners are Shawn Michaels and Quackman. Time of match: 0:17:03
Kevin Cole: Michaels and Quackman get the win!
Nik Cain: Speed coupled with some underhanded, and just plain sick, tactics score the former FCW Tag Champions the win.
Kevin Cole: Speaking of tag champions, one half of the current champions, Jake Page, gets set to take on Tony Montana!
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Angela, Scarlet, Ravyn and Charlotte...
Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada...
Weighing in at 269 pounds...
"All The Rage" Jake Page
Nik Cain: Page is really gonna regret having that many valets when the whole menstrual synchrony thing starts to kick in.
His opponent...
From Miami, Florida...
Weighing in at 210 pounds...
"The Most Overrated Pacino Impersonator Ever" Tony Montana
They lock up.
Jake Page takes Tony Montana down with a short clothesline.
Jake Page whips Tony Montana into the ropes, but Tony Montana reverses it.
Tony Montana hits Jake Page with a clothesline.
Tony Montana goes for a kick to the groin, but Jake Page counters it with
a dragon screw.
Nik Cain: Page makes sure to protect the goods.
Jake Page chops Tony Montana.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Jake Page kicks Tony Montana.
Jake Page chops Tony Montana.
A fan at ringside badmouths Jake Page.
Tony Montana chops Jake Page.
A small "Tony Montana" chant is being started.
Tony Montana hits Jake Page.
A small "Tony Montana" chant is being started.
Tony Montana goes for a bodyslam, but Jake Page counters it with a facerake.
Jake Page runs into the ropes.
Tony Montana executes springboard hurricanranna on Jake Page.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Tony Montana whips Jake Page into the turnbuckle, but Jake Page reverses it.
Jake Page charges in with a dropkick against the turnbuckle, but Tony Montana
moves out of the way.
Tony Montana leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Tony Montana runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Tony Montana uses an enzuigiri on Jake Page.
Tony Montana runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Tony Montana goes for flying headscissors, but Jake Page counters it with
a Hotshot.
A fan at ringside badmouths Jake Page.
Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!
Jeff Davis removes the chair from the ring.
Jake Page whips Tony Montana into the ropes.
Ravyn pulls down the top rope.
Jeff Davis disqualifies Jake Page.
A small "Tony Montana" chant is being started.
The winner is Tony Montana. Time of match: 0:01:18
Kevin Cole: Jeff Davis has called for the bell! He has disqualified Page! We have got to take a break but stay tuned!
(Before we cut away
to commercials, we're treated to the scene of a fist knocking on the door of
Samson's dressing room. As the door opens, Mark Payne and Chad Phillips
slingshot Hazard into Samson, spear-tackle style...as Samson lays on the ground
trying to catch his breath, Hazard and Payne grip his arms and make sure he
doesn't rise further than his knees...with a sadistic grin, Chad Phillips pulls
a pair of clippers from his pocket and goes to work shearing Samson's
head...they don't stop until every hair on the man's head is gone. From there,
the three men lay the boots to Samson until he is barely moving.)
Hazard: Let's see exactly how much you resemble your Biblical namesake, Sammy boy. Do you have anything left for the rest of the night, or is all your strength gone?
(Exit stage left for the H8 Club.)
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: We are back! Right before the break, the new Intercontinental Champion Samson was subject to a vicious attack at the hands of the H8 Club!
Nik Cain: They put the boots to him pretty good, but the humiliation factor probably hurts more.
Kevin Cole: The Paladin is in action next against Onslaught!
(The lights fade out and "Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot begins to blare over the PA. Red lights above the stage light up as a figure appears on the ramp with his back turned to the crowd. A few seconds past before the man turns and stares towards the ring. The man is none other then Onslaught. He runs to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and crawls to the corner.)
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Fallen Angel...
Fighting out of the dark side of the mind...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...
Onslaught
His opponent...
From the U.S.A....
Weighing in at 309 pounds...
The Paladin
They lock up.
Onslaught whips The Paladin into the turnbuckle, but The Paladin reverses it.
Onslaught comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
Kevin Cole: What a clothesline!
Nik Cain: The Paladin packs a pretty mean punch.
The Paladin whips Onslaught into the ropes.
Onslaught hits The Paladin with a kick.
Onslaught goes for a spear, but The Paladin side-steps and Onslaught
only hits air.
The Paladin uses a gutwrench suplex on Onslaught.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
The Paladin goes for a German suplex, but Onslaught blocks it.
Onslaught hits The Paladin with a running power bomb.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: A huge power bomb from Onslaught but Paladin kicks out!
Onslaught hits The Paladin.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Onslaught kicks The Paladin.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Onslaught goes for a double arm DDT, but The Paladin blocks it.
The Paladin uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Onslaught.
The Paladin chops Onslaught.
The Paladin hits Onslaught.
The Paladin attempts to place Onslaught on the turnbuckle, but Onslaught
blocks it.
The Paladin runs into the ropes.
The Paladin goes for a flying clothesline, but Onslaught ducks out of the way.
Onslaught leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Onslaught sets up the chair.
Onslaught hits The Paladin with a Cradle DDT onto the chair.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: DDT onto the steel!
Nik Cain: I am little surprised that the Paladin managed to kick out after that one.
Onslaught stares into the crowd.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Onslaught goes for the Doctor Bomb, but The Paladin blocks it.
The Paladin whips Onslaught into the turnbuckle, but Onslaught reverses it.
Onslaught runs into the ropes.
Onslaught hits The Paladin with an elbow.
Onslaught sets up the chair.
Onslaught goes for a Samoan Drop, but The Paladin counters it with an elbowsmash
The Paladin nails Onslaught with a flying clothesline.
The Paladin nails Onslaught with a flying axhandle.
The crowd is starting to get behind The Paladin.
The Paladin goes for the torture rack, but Onslaught counters it with a facerake
Onslaught hits a Cradle DDT on The Paladin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Onslaught whips The Paladin into the ropes.
Onslaught misses with a kick.
Onslaught uses an enzuigiri to the face on The Paladin.
Onslaught attempts to place The Paladin on the turnbuckle, but The Paladin
blocks it.
Onslaught hits The Paladin with an overhead head and arm suplex.
Kevin Cole: Great suplex!
Nik Cain: What makes Onslaught so dangerous is that he is both offensively versatile and relentless.
Onslaught is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
Onslaught goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but The Paladin counters it with
a small package.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.
The Paladin complains about a slow count.
Onslaught whips The Paladin into the ropes.
Onslaught hits The Paladin with a kick.
Onslaught sets up the chair.
Onslaught goes for a full nelson faceslam, but The Paladin blocks it.
The Paladin runs into the ropes.
The Paladin goes for a flying clothesline, but Onslaught ducks out of the way.
Onslaught hits an overhead head and arm suplex on The Paladin.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Onslaught hits a leaping swinging DDT on The Paladin.
Onslaught executes the Mind Blast on The Paladin.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Kevin Cole: Mind Blast! Mind Blast!
Onslaught goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Kevin Cole: And a huge kick out!
The Paladin goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Onslaught counters it with
a low blow.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin removes the chair from the ring.
Onslaught attempts to place The Paladin on the turnbuckle, but The Paladin
blocks it.
Onslaught takes The Paladin down with a gutwrench suplex.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Onslaught locks The Paladin in a scorpion deathlock STF.
The Paladin is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Paladin breaks the hold after 6 seconds.
Onslaught places The Paladin on the turnbuckle.
Onslaught uses top-rope gutbuster on The Paladin.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
The winner is Onslaught. Time of match: 0:05:08
Kevin Cole: And this one is over! A big move off the top scores Onslaught the win!
Nik Cain: We haven’t seen Onslaught since Survival of the Fittest back in December. I don’t know where he’s been, but it obviously wasn’t sitting somewhere collecting ring rust.
Kevin Cole: Certainly not! We’ve got tag team action next as the former World Tag Champions the Nightmare Express take on The Chamber!
Nik Cain: From what I gather, the winners will secure themselves a title shot next week.
~~~~~
This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Eve and Dominique...
At a total combined weight of 627 pounds...
The Chamber
Their opponents...
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...
At a total combined weight of 514 pounds...
The Nightmare Express
Rinyth attacks Bad Dreams before the bell.
Rinyth whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Rinyth misses with an elbow.
Rinyth hits Bad Dreams with gutwrench power bomb.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Rinyth executes a fallaway slam on Bad Dreams.
Kevin Cole: Rinyth wastes no time going after Bad Dreams!
Rinyth executes a reverse Death Valley Driver on Bad Dreams.
Rinyth is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rinyth runs into the ropes.
Bad Dreams hits a back fist on Rinyth.
Bad Dreams whips Rinyth into the ropes, but Rinyth reverses it.
Bad Dreams executes a leg lariat on Rinyth.
Bad Dreams runs into the ropes.
Bad Dreams hits Rinyth with a backspin DDT.
Bad Dreams is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Bad Dreams whips Rinyth into the turnbuckle, but Rinyth reverses it.
Rinyth executes a backdrop driver on Bad Dreams.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Rinyth hits a Tombstone on Bad Dreams.
Rinyth tags out to Jean.
Nik Cain: Dreams tried to fight back but Rinyth is just overpowering. If he gets the upper hand on you, you’re in for a tough night.
Jean whips Bad Dreams into the ropes, but Bad Dreams reverses it.
Jean goes for a spear, but Bad Dreams side-steps and Jean only hits air.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Bad Dreams uses a Frankensteiner on Jean.
Robert Loggia counts: One, kickout.
Bad Dreams tags out to Dream Warrior.
Rinyth enters the ring and throws Bad Dreams out of the ring.
Jean and Rinyth whip Dream Warrior into the ropes.
They hit Dream Warrior with a double fist to the midsection.
Rinyth leaves the ring.
Nik Cain: Dreams tags in, only to be on the receiving end of some double-teaming.
Jean nails Dream Warrior with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.
Jean tags out to Rinyth.
Bad Dreams enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Rinyth and Jean whip Dream Warrior into the ropes.
They hit Dream Warrior with a double elbowsmash.
Jean leaves the ring.
Rinyth executes a spinebuster slam on Dream Warrior.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: What a slam!
Nik Cain: I’m surprised some of Warrior’s skin didn’t stick to the mat like pancake batter on a frying pan.
Rinyth goes for a running powerslam, but Dream Warrior blocks it.
Dream Warrior chops Rinyth.
Dream Warrior hits Rinyth.
A small "Dream Warrior" chant is being started.
Rinyth punches Dream Warrior.
Rinyth hits Dream Warrior.
Rinyth goes for a brain buster, but Dream Warrior blocks it.
Dream Warrior takes Rinyth down with a palm blow.
Dream Warrior nails Rinyth with a power bomb into a bridge.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Dream Warrior takes Rinyth down with a split legged moonsault.
Dream Warrior goes for an Asai leg lariat, but Rinyth side-steps and
Dream Warrior only hits air.
Rinyth tags out to Jean.
Jean executes springboard hurricanranna on Dream Warrior.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Jean hits a flying forearm on Dream Warrior.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jean throws Dream Warrior out of the ring.
Nik Cain: Having dealt with Rinyth’s power, Warrior now has to adjust to Jean’s speed.
Jean goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Robert Loggia counts: 1.
Jean nails Dream Warrior with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Robert Loggia counts: 2.
Robert Loggia counts: 3.
Jean runs his fingers through his long black hair.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jean executes a chop on Dream Warrior.
Jean reenters the ring.
Dream Warrior follows him back in.
Jean whips Dream Warrior into the turnbuckle.
Jean charges into the corner, but Dream Warrior lifts his leg.
Dream Warrior nails Jean with a snap suplex.
Dream Warrior uses an Aztecan suplex on Jean.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Dream Warrior complains about a slow count.
Dream Warrior takes Jean down with a front-layout superplex.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Dream Warrior.
Kevin Cole: What a move off the top rope!
Dream Warrior throws a fireball at the front row fans.
A few fans are cheering on Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior uses a dragon screw on Jean.
Dream Warrior nails Jean with an Asai leg lariat.
Dream Warrior nails Jean with a jumping elbow thrust.
Dream Warrior executes a split legged moonsault on Jean.
A few fans are cheering on Dream Warrior.
Bad Dreams enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Rinyth enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Dream Warrior and Bad Dreams whip Jean into the ropes.
They hit Jean with a double kick to the midsection.
Bad Dreams leaves the ring.
Dream Warrior uses leg scissors on Jean.
Dream Warrior locks Jean in a Boston crab.
Nik Cain: Warrior has done a pretty good job of keeping Jean grounded.
Jean is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jean reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Dream Warrior whips Jean into the ropes, but Jean reverses it.
Dream Warrior nails Jean with a jumping elbow thrust.
Dream Warrior whips Jean into the turnbuckle.
Jean comes back and rocks Dream Warrior with a clothesline.
Dream Warrior whips Jean into the turnbuckle, but Jean reverses it.
Jean executes a swinging neckbreaker on Dream Warrior.
A small "Jean" chant is being started.
Jean nails Dream Warrior with a springboard armdrag.
Jean goes for a Lion Tamer, but Dream Warrior kicks him off.
Dream Warrior hits Jean with a wheelbarrow suplex.
Robert Loggia counts: One, kickout.
Dream Warrior takes Jean down with a flying somersault neckbreaker.
Dream Warrior whips Jean into the ropes.
Jean misses with an elbow.
Jean goes for a spinning heel kick, but Dream Warrior ducks out of the way.
Dream Warrior hits Jean with a springboard sitdown faceslam.
The crowd is cheering on Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior uses a flying cross body press on Jean.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Warrior can only get a two count!
Dream Warrior whips Jean into the ropes.
Dream Warrior misses with an elbow.
Dream Warrior misses with a clothesline.
Dream Warrior misses with an elbow.
Jean nails Dream Warrior with a swinging neckbreaker.
A small "Jean" chant is being started.
Rinyth enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jean and Rinyth whip Dream Warrior into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Dream Warrior with a double backdrop, but he counters
it with a double headsmash.
Rinyth leaves the ring.
Nik Cain: I suppose that would be called a meeting of the minds, if I were of the opinion that Rinyth actually had one.
Dream Warrior uses the Rocker Dropper on Jean.
Dream Warrior goes for a palm blow, but Jean blocks it.
Jean tags out to Rinyth.
Rinyth throws Dream Warrior out of the ring.
Robert Loggia counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Dream Warrior reenters the ring.
Nik Cain: Warrior very slow to reenter the ring.
Rinyth goes for a Tombstone, but Dream Warrior reverses it.
Dream Warrior is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Dream Warrior is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, kickout.
Dream Warrior tags out to Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams hits Rinyth with a frog splash.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Bad Dreams goes for a palm blow, but Rinyth blocks it.
Rinyth hits Bad Dreams with an avalanche.
Rinyth takes Bad Dreams down with an inverted DDT.
A few fans are cheering on Rinyth.
Rinyth hits a double arm DDT on Bad Dreams.
Rinyth goes for an inverted DDT, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams locks Rinyth in the Oriental Spike.
Rinyth is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Rinyth is struggling to reach the ropes.
Rinyth reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Bad Dreams runs into the ropes.
Dominique trips Bad Dreams.
Robert Loggia threatens The Chamber with disqualification.
Robert Loggia warns Dominique.
Dream Warrior enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams and Dream Warrior hit Rinyth with a double DDT.
Kevin Cole: Double DDT!
Dream Warrior uses the Doctor Bomb on Rinyth.
The crowd is really behind Dream Warrior.
Bad Dreams nails Rinyth with a flying sitdown splash.
There is no referee to count.
Bad Dreams gets back up.
Nik Cain: Dominique does her job by keeping the referee’s attention on her.
Dream Warrior takes Rinyth down with a DDT.
The crowd is really behind Dream Warrior.
Bad Dreams goes for a flying sitdown splash, but Dominique shoves him off
the turnbuckle.
Bad Dreams is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Kevin Cole: Dominique just shoved Bad Dreams off the top rope!
Dream Warrior leaves the ring.
Rinyth takes Bad Dreams down with a brain buster.
A few fans are cheering on Rinyth.
Robert Loggia is back on the job.
Rinyth tags out to Jean.
Jean and Rinyth whip Bad Dreams into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Bad Dreams with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
Rinyth leaves the ring.
Bad Dreams puts Jean in a Gory Special.
Jean is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jean reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Bad Dreams kicks Jean.
Bad Dreams kicks Jean.
Bad Dreams throws Jean out of the ring.
Robert Loggia counts: one, Jean reenters the ring.
Bad Dreams chops Jean.
Bad Dreams is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Bad Dreams hits Jean.
Bad Dreams is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Bad Dreams punches Jean.
Jean chops Bad Dreams.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jean.
Jean chops Bad Dreams.
Jean uses a top-rope spin kick on Bad Dreams.
Jean goes for a German suplex, but Bad Dreams counters it with an elbowsmash.
Bad Dreams executes a leg lariat on Jean.
Bad Dreams leaves the ring.
He returns with the magic eight ball.
Bad Dreams gives the sign for the Good Night Irene.
Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Jean.
The crowd is booing Bad Dreams.
Kevin Cole: Good Night Irene! Good Night Irene!
Bad Dreams goes for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, Eve puts Jean's foot on the rope.
Kevin Cole: But Eve breaks up the pin!
Bad Dreams whips Jean into the ropes.
Jean takes Bad Dreams down with a flying forearm.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Jean goes for a German suplex, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams takes a swing at Jean with the magic eight ball, but he
gets out of the way.
Jean snatches the magic eight ball from him.
Jean hits him with the magic eight ball.
Kevin Cole: What a shot!
Nik Cain: All signs point towards painful.
Jean hits Bad Dreams with a backdrop.
Jean whips Bad Dreams into the ropes, but Bad Dreams reverses it.
Jean hits Bad Dreams with an elbow.
Rinyth enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jean and Rinyth whip Bad Dreams into the ropes.
They hit Bad Dreams with a double backdrop.
Dream Warrior enters the ring and lays out Rinyth.
There are lots of chants for Dream Warrior.
Bad Dreams and Dream Warrior whip Jean into the ropes.
They hit Jean with a double clothesline.
Dream Warrior leaves the ring.
Bad Dreams uses a head and arm suplex on Jean.
Bad Dreams tags out to Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior and Bad Dreams hit Jean with a double DDT.
Bad Dreams leaves the ring.
Dream Warrior hits a dragon suplex on Jean.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, Rinyth doesn't make it in time... three.
There are lots of chants for Dream Warrior.
The winners are The Nightmare Express. Time of match: 0:12:09
Kevin Cole: That’s it! The Nightmare Express get the win!
Nik Cain: The former champs quickly bounce back with a win that ends The Chamber’s undefeated streak and earns them a rematch for the gold.
Kevin Cole: Next up, Jeff Miller takes on Evenkiel!
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Adrienne...
Fighting out of Pittsburgh, PA...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...
"Hell’s Messenger" Jeff Miller
His opponent...
Fighting out of Toronto, Ontario...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...
Evenkiel
(Evenkiel grabs the
microphone from the ring announcer and promptly tells him to leave the ring.)
Evenkiel: Well Mr. Cain, I can see that you are sitting there fully enjoying
yourself and the job that you have been doing over the past few weeks. I know
that you have no place for someone like me in your life, and since your life is
so pathetically tied to the raunch, the blood and the violence that FCW carts
out here week after week to entertain these brainless children, then clearly you
needed to try and make my life so miserable with the constant badgering, and the
ladder matches and the Dog Excrement matches that I would leave the FCW, never
to return.
Well I will not be going anywhere. I will be taking the FCW to places that it
never dreamed of. And I am afraid that will leave you in a very bad way Mr.
Cain. You have no place in civilized society. You will have to go back to
refereeing cockfights or appearing on Jerry Springer, or whatever uncouth
pastimes you engage in.
I have also taken the liberty, with some aid from my own personal lapdog, the
easily influenced Shawn Michaels, in securing the services of your replacement.
Unfortunately he could not be here in person this week, but if you look up at
the big shiny screen, I would like to introduce you all to.... Mr. Dennis
Miller!!!
(Suddenly live, via satellite, the image of ABC's verbose Monday Night Football
co-anchor appears on the FCW-Tron.)
DM: Hi everyone! Well I have to say that never in my wildest imaginations could
I have dreamt that I would come off as endorsing a product like the FCW. But
when a guy comes to me who can actually speak the English language, who knows
what I am talking about when I mention a country other than the United States,
and when I talk to him about the Gaza Strip he doesn't confuse it with a mall in
Orange Country where the new multiplex theatre just opened up, I tend to listen
to what he has to say. And he has a lot to say about the state of wrestling
today that I wholeheartedly agree with.
Now I don't want to get off on a rant here, but from what I've seen of you
wrestling fans, it makes me want to smack you all upside your collective heads.
It seems that in lieu of actual entertainment, you are all lapping up whatever
drivel gets shoved in front of your pimply little virgin faces, whether it be
racist fascist pseudo kings with a superiority complex yelling at the top of
their lungs, or albinos wrestling in a steel cage. I'm not sure what disturbs
me more. The fact that wrestlers actually subject themselves, their lives and
their health to the whims of a few ultra geeks who get their f**king jollies off
on people bleeding for a living, while earning just enough money to put a down
payment on a used Pinto shipped in from East L.A.; or the people in charge of
putting on this debacle, who ensure that the intellectual and athletic content
is about as challenging as bouncing a rubber ball, and who constantly cater to
the lowest common denominator of people who in their spare time collect those
baseball caps with 2 beer holders and a pair of tits on the front.
But yet, here I am ready to step in on a
moment's notice because I meet a man in Evenkiel who has as his purpose to
actually eliminate the dolt-meter from professional wrestling and attempt to
bring it up to acceptable levels of watchability. I suddenly became fascinated,
and whether his crusade works or not, I will proudly send off one Mr. Nik Cain
into the realm of television where he truly belongs – Daytime Television, where
overweight southern women with unintelligible accents are given a forum in which
to air their grievances with their buck-toothed neighbors.
Course that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.
(The screen goes black, the opening bell rings.)
They lock up.
Jeff Miller hits a tornado DDT on Evenkiel.
Jeff Miller is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Jeff Miller nails Evenkiel with an elbowdrop.
Jeff Miller goes for a roundhouse kick, but Evenkiel blocks it.
Evenkiel throws Jeff Miller out of the ring.
Evenkiel goes for a baseball slide, but Jeff Miller moves out of the way.
Jeff Miller is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Kevin Cole: Nobody home for Evenkiel!
Nik Cain: That not good piece of crap. That bearded anus already ruined football for me, now he wants to try and ruin wrestling? I don’t think so.
Kevin Cole: Could you please try and stay focused on the match?
Jeff Miller is handed a stapler.
Jeff Miller hits him with the stapler.
Jeff Miller is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Dick Palmer counts: 1.
Jeff Miller hits him with the stapler.
Jeff Miller is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear!
Nik Cain: Serves him right. When you run out of staples, cram that thing up his pompous ass.
Dick Palmer counts: 2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jeff Miller takes Evenkiel down with a DDT.
Jeff Miller throws Evenkiel back into the ring.
Jeff Miller goes for a roundhouse kick, but Evenkiel blocks it.
Evenkiel nails Jeff Miller with a low blow.
Evenkiel hits a fisherman suplex on Jeff Miller.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Evenkiel yawns, putting his hand over his mouth.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Evenkiel and a few others cheering him.
Nik Cain: What? Were you thinking of something witty that Dennis told you?
Evenkiel hits Jeff Miller with a dragon screw.
Evenkiel goes for a belly to belly overhead release suplex, but Jeff Miller
counters it with a low blow.
Jeff Miller takes Evenkiel down with a flying somersault neckbreaker.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Jeff Miller.
Jeff Miller goes for a series of kicks to the head, but Evenkiel blocks it.
Evenkiel hits a stungun on Jeff Miller.
Evenkiel hits Jeff Miller with a flying forearm.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Evenkiel hits a dragon screw on Jeff Miller.
Evenkiel hits Jeff Miller.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Evenkiel.
Evenkiel punches Jeff Miller.
Evenkiel is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Evenkiel chops Jeff Miller.
Evenkiel is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Evenkiel throws Jeff Miller out of the ring.
Evenkiel goes through the ropes.
Evenkiel knocks Jeff Miller into the ringsteps.
Evenkiel whips Jeff Miller into the guardrail.
Nik Cain: That’s some fine technical wrestling by Evenkiel there.
Evenkiel hits Jeff Miller with an armdrag takedown.
Adrienne comes from behind and distracts Evenkiel.
Dick Palmer counts: 1.
Jeff Miller whips Evenkiel into the guardrail.
Dick Palmer counts: 2.
Jeff Miller sets up a table.
Kevin Cole: Miller has a table set up!
Dick Palmer counts: 3.
Jeff Miller whips Evenkiel into the guardrail.
Dick Palmer counts: 4.
Jeff Miller is handed a big black dildo.
Jeff Miller hits him with the big black dildo.
A portion of the crowd is booing Jeff Miller.
Nik Cain: This match seems right up the Fellas’ alley.
Kevin Cole: Why do you say that?
Nik Cain: Cuz it just featured a big d**k all over a tight assh**e.
Kevin Cole: I don’t think you can say that.
Jeff Miller sets up Evenkiel on the table.
Jeff Miller tries to drive Evenkiel through the table with a DDT, but he
blocks it.
Dick Palmer counts: 5.
Dick Palmer counts: 6.
Adrienne comes from behind, but Evenkiel nails Adrienne.
Jeff Miller sets up Evenkiel on the table.
Jeff Miller executes a DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord! DDT through the table!
Jeff Miller whips Evenkiel into the guardrail.
Jeff Miller takes Evenkiel down with a tornado DDT.
Dick Palmer counts: 7.
Jeff Miller reenters the ring.
Evenkiel follows him back in.
Jeff Miller is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Kick out!
Nik Cain: Lucky.
Evenkiel begs off.
Jeff Miller hits Evenkiel with flying headscissors.
Jeff Miller executes a belly-to-back suplex on Evenkiel.
Jeff Miller takes Evenkiel down with a springboard sitdown faceslam.
Jeff Miller acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Jeff Miller hits Evenkiel with a mounted punch.
Jeff Miller takes Evenkiel down with a flying dropkick.
Jeff Miller hits Evenkiel with an elbowdrop.
Jeff Miller hits Evenkiel with a punch.
Jeff Miller uses flying headscissors on Evenkiel.
Jeff Miller runs into the ropes.
Jeff Miller goes for an Asai moonsault, but Evenkiel side-steps and Jeff Miller
only hits air.
Evenkiel yawns, putting his hand over his mouth.
Evenkiel is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Evenkiel hits a belly to belly overhead release suplex on Jeff Miller.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Evenkiel goes for a camel clutch, but Jeff Miller blocks it.
Jeff Miller throws Evenkiel out of the ring.
Jeff Miller goes through the ropes.
Jeff Miller is handed a cheese grater.
Jeff Miller hits him with the cheese grater.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Jeff Miller.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!
Nik Cain: I guess Evenkiel needed some cheese to go with his whine.
Jeff Miller goes for an elbowdrop, but Evenkiel rolls out of the way.
Evenkiel whips Jeff Miller into the guardrail.
Dick Palmer counts: 1.
Adrienne comes from behind, but Evenkiel nails Adrienne.
Jeff Miller hits him with the cheese grater.
Evenkiel is busted wide open.
Jeff Miller hits him with a cheese grater.
Kevin Cole: Evenkiel has been busted wide open!
Nik Cain: Good.
Jeff Miller whips Evenkiel into the guardrail.
Jeff Miller goes for a kick to the midsection, but Evenkiel blocks it.
Dick Palmer counts: 2.
Dick Palmer counts: 3.
Evenkiel reenters the ring.
Jeff Miller follows him back in.
Evenkiel goes for a dragon screw, but Jeff Miller counters it with
an enzuigiri to the face.
Jeff Miller executes the Samhain’s Tear on Evenkiel.
Kevin Cole: What a move!
Jeff Miller goes for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.
A portion of the crowd is booing Jeff Miller.
The winner is Jeff Miller. Time of match: 0:06:47
Kevin Cole: And Jeff Miller gets the win!
Nik Cain: Miller’s got a new attitude and, while it might not get him any dates, it seems to have improved his work in the ring. And Evenkiel got his ass handed to him, so tonight is shaping up quite nicely for me.
Kevin Cole: We have got to take another break! Do not go away!
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: We are back as Sambo gets set to defend his Television Title against Scott Andrews!
Nik Cain: Sambo is coming off a big defense against The Paladin at PYA 2. Andrews has looked good so far but he is a rookie and rookies have a bad habit of making rookie mistakes, especially in big match ups.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
It is for the FCW Television Title.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Jessica M....
From Columbus, OH...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...
"The Natural" Scott Andrews
His opponent...
Hailing from Loves Park, Illinois...
Weighing in at 247 pounds...
The FCW Television Champion...
"The Star Player" Sambo
They lock up.
Scott Andrews uses a fisherman suplex on Sambo.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Scott Andrews complains about a slow count.
Nik Cain: Jawing with the ref right after the opening bell is a good example of a rookie mistake.
Kevin Cole: Especially when the referee happens to be Robert Loggia! He won’t take any guff!
Nik Cain: Did you just say guff?
Scott Andrews goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Sambo side-steps and
Scott Andrews only hits air.
Sambo takes Scott Andrews down with a flying axhandle.
Sambo tells the fans he is the star of the show.
Sambo is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Sambo goes for a backspin DDT, but Scott Andrews blocks it.
Scott Andrews whips Sambo into the ropes.
Sambo misses with an elbow.
Scott Andrews uses an armdrag takedown on Sambo.
Scott Andrews uses a tiger driver on Sambo.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Scott Andrews complains about a slow count.
Nik Cain: Andrews is wasting time again. It looks like he has inherited his trainer Brad Steel’s temper.
Scott Andrews goes for a double reverse chinlock, but Sambo counters it with
a facerake.
Sambo takes Scott Andrews down with a snap suplex.
The crowd is cheering on Sambo.
Sambo is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Scott Andrews begs off.
Sambo gets an abdominal stretch on Scott Andrews.
Scott Andrews is struggling to reach the ropes.
Scott Andrews reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Sambo catches Scott Andrews in an octopus hold.
Scott Andrews is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Scott Andrews is struggling to reach the ropes.
Scott Andrews reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Sambo whips Scott Andrews into the ropes, but Scott Andrews reverses it.
Sambo hits Scott Andrews with an elbow.
Sambo nails Scott Andrews with the Running Forearm Smash.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Sambo catches Scott Andrews in an octopus hold.
Nik Cain: Sambo sure does seem fond of the octopus hold, and who can blame him?
Scott Andrews reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Sambo takes Scott Andrews down with a series of kicks to the midsection.
Sambo tells the fans he is the star of the show.
There are lots of chants for Sambo.
Sambo locks Scott Andrews in a guillotine choke.
Scott Andrews is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Sambo lets go after 16 seconds.
Sambo goes for an armbar submission, but Scott Andrews blocks it.
Scott Andrews uses a kick to the midsection on Sambo.
Scott Andrews executes a Russian legsweep on Sambo.
Scott Andrews struts around the ring.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Scott Andrews whips Sambo into the ropes.
Sambo hits Scott Andrews with a shoulderblock.
Sambo takes Scott Andrews down with a kick to the midsection.
Sambo executes a fireman's carry into a flapjack on Scott Andrews.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Kick out!
Sambo executes a kneedrop on Scott Andrews.
Scott Andrews begs off.
Sambo hits Scott Andrews with a lariat.
Sambo runs into the ropes.
Sambo hits Scott Andrews with an elbow.
Sambo whips Scott Andrews into the ropes, but Scott Andrews reverses it.
Sambo misses with an elbow.
Sambo executes a backspin DDT on Scott Andrews.
The crowd is going crazy.
Scott Andrews begs off.
Sambo hits a T-Bone Suplex on Scott Andrews.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Sambo leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Sambo runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Sambo hits Scott Andrews with a flying clothesline.
Scott Andrews puts Sambo in the DDT into a front headlock.
Sambo tries to escape the hold.
Sambo is inching his way towards the ropes.
Sambo tries to escape the hold.
Sambo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
Scott Andrews struts around the ring.
A fan at ringside badmouths Scott Andrews.
Nik Cain: It is my opinion that breaking out of a front headlock is not enough to warrant a strut around the ring.
Scott Andrews goes for a fisherman suplex, but Sambo counters it with
a small package.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Sambo uses a snap suplex on Scott Andrews.
The crowd is going crazy.
Sambo hits Scott Andrews with a jawbreaker.
Sambo tells the fans he is the star of the show.
The crowd is going crazy.
Sambo runs into the ropes.
Sambo and Scott Andrews get hit with a double clothesline.
Sambo throws Scott Andrews out of the ring.
Sambo goes through the ropes.
The crowd is going crazy.
Sambo hits the Running Forearm Smash on Scott Andrews.
Sambo throws Scott Andrews back into the ring.
Sambo is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kevin Cole: So close!
Sambo executes the End Scene on Scott Andrews.
Scott Andrews is struggling to reach the ropes.
Kevin Cole: Sambo has Andrews locked in the End Scene!
Scott Andrews is barely hanging in there.
Robert Loggia checks Scott Andrews's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Scott Andrews fights his way out of the hold after 34 seconds.
Kevin Cole: He fights out! Andrews fights out of the End Scene!
Scott Andrews whips Sambo into the turnbuckle.
Scott Andrews charges into the corner.
Robert Loggia removes the chair from the ring.
Scott Andrews goes for an arm trap shoulder neckbreaker, but Sambo blocks it.
Sambo goes for a Soviet suplex, but Scott Andrews blocks it.
Scott Andrews whips Sambo into the ropes.
Scott Andrews hits Sambo with a shoulderblock.
Scott Andrews nails Sambo with a Russian legsweep.
Scott Andrews is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Scott Andrews leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Scott Andrews runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Scott Andrews uses an elbowdrop on Sambo.
Scott Andrews uses an eye gouge on Sambo.
Scott Andrews goes for a flatliner legsweep, but Sambo blocks it.
Robert Loggia removes the chair from the ring.
Jessica M. throws Scott Andrews the loaded purse, but Sambo intercepts it.
Sambo hits Scott Andrews with it and goes for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.
The chants for Sambo are deafening.
The winner is Sambo. Time of match: 0:07:12
Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness!
Nik Cain: Andrews’ valet just cost him big time. And Sambo retains the TV Title in the process.
(As the two wrestlers exit the ring the large screen above suddenly flicks on. On the screen pressed up close to the camera is someone's tanned bare ass, which has eyes painted on each cheek and a large painted smiley mouth.
"Hey there", whoever this imposter is, he is moving his buttocks to correspond with his words. "Hey, you guys stink! I mean I think you stink and I'm an asshole! Ha, ha, ha! Now before you drag your worthless butts back to the locker-room, pay attention to someone who really counts!"
The man then pulls his pants up and turns to face the camera. Smiling contemptuously is a young muscular man wearing faded blue jeans and a red T-shirt with the words 'BE SILENT' on it. He takes his dark shades off and sweeps his wavy shoulder length hair away from his face before staring into the camera, grinning in a deranged manner.)
"I felt that it was more apt to address you pitiful specimens with my ass. Even so, you should be privileged to occupy the same building as 'Kid Kaos', Jay Reno - the hottest property in the wrestling world today! So this is FCW, where the big guns hang out. This is a cesspool and you two are nothing but two teeny tiny pieces of crap sinking to the bottom of it! Sorry to land that startling revelation on all you so-called FCW superstars out there. I know you've all been leading a charmed life thinking you're all the best and gettin' your little heads swelled. I'm here as a wake-up call to each and every one of you. It's time for me to tear this little playhouse down! Your comfort zone is about to changed forever children!!
(The scene fades as 'Kid Kaos' grabs the camera and glares directly into the lens an insane smile fixed on his lips.)
Kevin Cole: Who was that?
Nik Cain: I have no clue. But I think he might want to work on getting that soap in the hard to reach areas.
Kevin Cole: You are sick human being. Up next, Scourge versus Dark Enigma!
Nik Cain: This should be good. Both men are liable to be in foul moods following losses at the pay per view.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Emereldas...
From parts unknown...
Weighing in at 241 pounds...
Dark Enigma
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Ded Ned...
Fighting out of Denver, Colorodo...
Weighing in at 277 pounds...
Scourge
They lock up.
Dark Enigma goes for a back heel kick, but Scourge counters it with a legsweep.
Scourge is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Scourge makes a throat-slitting motion with his hand.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Scourge.
Dark Enigma goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Scourge side-steps and
Dark Enigma only hits air.
Scourge hits Dark Enigma with the Running Forearm Smash.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Scourge makes a throat-slitting motion with his hand.
Nik Cain: Enigma seems to be a little off his game tonight. That is very rare.
A few fans are booing Scourge, while a few others are cheering him.
Scourge goes for a tilt-a-whirl powerslam, but Dark Enigma blocks it.
Dark Enigma runs into the ropes.
Dark Enigma hits Scourge with a kick.
Dark Enigma hits Scourge with a chop.
Dark Enigma hits Scourge with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Dark Enigma goes for an armlock leglock submission, but Scourge blocks it.
Scourge goes for a DDT, but Dark Enigma blocks it.
Dark Enigma executes a chop on Scourge.
Dark Enigma leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Dark Enigma runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Dark Enigma hits Scourge with an enzuigiri.
Dark Enigma spits on his opponent and mutters "Pathetic".
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Dark Enigma and a few others cheering
him.
Nik Cain: Spitting on Scourge should probably be filed away in the really bad idea drawer.
Dark Enigma whips Scourge into the ropes.
Scourge hits a swinging neckbreaker on Dark Enigma.
A few fans are booing Scourge, while a few others are cheering him.
Scourge hits the Running Forearm Smash on Dark Enigma.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Scourge goes for a suplex, but Dark Enigma blocks it.
Harry Buttcheek removes the chair from the ring.
Dark Enigma kicks Scourge.
A few fans are booing Dark Enigma, while a few others are cheering him.
Dark Enigma punches Scourge.
A few fans are booing Dark Enigma, while a few others are cheering him.
Dark Enigma catches Scourge in an abdominal stretch.
Scourge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Dark Enigma chops Scourge.
A few fans are booing Dark Enigma, while a few others are cheering him.
Dark Enigma chops Scourge.
Scourge hits Dark Enigma.
A few fans are booing Scourge, while a few others are cheering him.
Scourge chops Dark Enigma.
Dark Enigma hits Scourge with a power bomb.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dark Enigma gets the chicken-wing clutch on Scourge.
Nik Cain: Submission wrestling is one area where Enigma has the decided edge over Scourge.
Scourge reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Dark Enigma whips Scourge into the ropes.
Dark Enigma goes for a kick to the head, but Scourge blocks it.
Scourge whips Dark Enigma into the ropes.
Scourge hits Dark Enigma with an elbow.
Scourge runs into the ropes.
Dark Enigma goes for a sleeper drop, but Scourge blocks it.
Scourge takes Dark Enigma down with a forearm to the back.
Scourge goes for a bearhug, but Dark Enigma counters it with a facerake.
Dark Enigma goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Scourge counters it with
a punch.
Dark Enigma takes Scourge down with a forearm to the back.
Dark Enigma punches Scourge.
Dark Enigma chops Scourge.
A portion of the crowd is booing Dark Enigma.
Dark Enigma chops Scourge.
A portion of the crowd is booing Dark Enigma.
Scourge hits a fallaway slam on Dark Enigma.
Scourge goes for a ropeburn, but Dark Enigma blocks it.
Dark Enigma uses a forearm smash on Scourge.
Dark Enigma hits a chop on Scourge.
Scourge nails Dark Enigma with a Russian legsweep.
Scourge throws Dark Enigma out of the ring.
Kevin Cole: Scourge sends Enigma out to the floor!
Scourge goes through the ropes.
Harry Buttcheek counts: 1.
Scourge is handed a barbed wire baseball bat.
Scourge hits him with the barbed wire baseball bat.
A few fans are booing Scourge, while a few others are cheering him.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Harry Buttcheek counts: 2.
Scourge reenters the ring.
Dark Enigma follows him back in.
Scourge catches Dark Enigma in the torture rack.
Dark Enigma is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Dark Enigma tries to fight the pain.
Scourge lets go after 24 seconds.
Scourge catches Dark Enigma in a choke lift.
Harry Buttcheek warns Scourge to let go.
Kevin Cole: Scourge is trying to choke the life out of Enigma!
Nik Cain: And doing a good job from the looks of it.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three, four.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Scourge and a few others cheering him.
Scourge locks Dark Enigma in a full nelson.
Dark Enigma tries to escape the hold.
Scourge lets go after 11 seconds.
Scourge takes Dark Enigma down with a swinging neckbreaker.
A few fans are booing Scourge, while a few others are cheering him.
Scourge hits a snake eyes on Dark Enigma.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Scourge catches Dark Enigma in a chinlock deathlock submission.
Dark Enigma reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Scourge executes the Guillotine on Dark Enigma.
Kevin Cole: Guillotine! Guillotine!
Scourge goes for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, Emereldas puts Dark Enigma's foot on the rope.
Kevin Cole: But Emereldas breaks up the pin!
Scourge gets a Boston crab on Dark Enigma.
Dark Enigma reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Scourge whips Dark Enigma into the ropes.
Scourge executes a double-axhandle chop on Dark Enigma.
Scourge puts Dark Enigma in a chinlock deathlock submission.
Dark Enigma tries to escape the hold.
Dark Enigma is writhing in pain.
Dark Enigma submits after 12 seconds.
The winner is Scourge. Time of match: 0:07:42
Kevin Cole: That’s it! Enigma has given up!
Nik Cain: Big win for the former IC Champ. He may have his sights on the World Title now, which would spell trouble for a whole lot of people.
Kevin Cole: Very true! Next, it’s Cedric Donahue and Darian Blaze!
Nik Cain: Speaking of the World Title, this match has to be considered a top contender’s match, given both men’s performance at the pay per view last week.
~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Michael Cross...
Fighting out of Anchorage, Alaska...
Weighing in at 268 pounds...
"Elite" Cedric Donahue
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Lauren Washington...
Hailing from Santa Monica, California...
Weighing in at 273 pounds...
"Mr. Moonlight" Darian Blaze
They lock up.
Darian Blaze puts Cedric Donahue in a scorpion deathlock STF.
Cedric Donahue is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Darian Blaze lets go after 13 seconds.
Darian Blaze whips Cedric Donahue into the ropes.
Cedric Donahue executes the Running Forearm Smash on Darian Blaze.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Cedric Donahue complains about a slow count.
Nik Cain: Donahue seems to think it should have been over there, but I don’t see him or anyone else beating Blaze that easily.
Cedric Donahue uses a running neckbreaker drop on Darian Blaze.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Cedric Donahue runs into the ropes.
Cedric Donahue misses with an elbow.
Cedric Donahue and Darian Blaze get hit with a double clothesline.
Cedric Donahue hits Darian Blaze with a series of kicks to the midsection.
Cedric Donahue whips Darian Blaze into the turnbuckle.
Cedric Donahue hits Darian Blaze.
Cedric Donahue punches Darian Blaze.
Cedric Donahue goes for the Liger Bomb, but Darian Blaze blocks it.
Darian Blaze attempts to place Cedric Donahue on the turnbuckle, but
Cedric Donahue blocks it.
Darian Blaze places Cedric Donahue on the turnbuckle.
Darian Blaze takes Cedric Donahue down with a top-rope Frankensteiner.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Kick out in two!
Nik Cain: A rare aerial assault from the near 300-pound Blaze.
Darian Blaze goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Cedric Donahue
counters it with a crucifix.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Cedric Donahue hits a tiger driver on Darian Blaze.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Cedric Donahue goes for an achilles tendon hold, but Darian Blaze blocks it.
Darian Blaze whips Cedric Donahue into the ropes.
Cedric Donahue executes the Running Forearm Smash on Darian Blaze.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, kickout.
Cedric Donahue puts Darian Blaze in a double armbar submission.
Nik Cain: Donahue looking to work on both of Blaze’s arms.
Darian Blaze reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Cedric Donahue stands with both his arms outstretched looking at the fans.
A small "Cedric Donahue" chant is being started.
Cedric Donahue goes for an arm-hook DDT, but Darian Blaze blocks it.
Darian Blaze whips Cedric Donahue into the ropes, but Cedric Donahue
reverses it.
Darian Blaze uses a dropkick to the groin on Cedric Donahue.
Darian Blaze nails Cedric Donahue with a kick to the groin.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear!
Nik Cain: Not as technical approach as working on the arms, but every bit as effective.
Darian Blaze catches Cedric Donahue in a scorpion deathlock STF.
Cedric Donahue is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Cedric Donahue tries to escape the hold.
Cedric Donahue tries to fight the pain.
Darian Blaze lets go after 29 seconds.
Darian Blaze runs into the ropes.
Cedric Donahue gets an armbar submission on Darian Blaze.
Darian Blaze reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Cedric Donahue executes a flatliner legsweep on Darian Blaze.
Cedric Donahue places Darian Blaze on the turnbuckle.
Cedric Donahue goes for a super fisherman buster, but Darian Blaze blocks it.
Darian Blaze throws Cedric Donahue off the turnbuckle.
Nik Cain: Whatever Donahue was looking to do, Blaze wasn’t interested.
Darian Blaze hits a thrust kick to the head on Cedric Donahue.
Darian Blaze is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Darian Blaze locks Cedric Donahue in a scorpion deathlock STF.
Cedric Donahue is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Cedric Donahue is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Cedric Donahue tries to fight the pain.
Darian Blaze lets go after 32 seconds.
Darian Blaze executes the Blazing Star on Cedric Donahue.
The chants for Darian Blaze are deafening.
Kevin Cole: Blazing Star! Blazing Star!
Darian Blaze goes for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Nik Cain: But Blaze was too close to the ropes when he went for cover, and Donahue capitalized.
Darian Blaze attempts to place Cedric Donahue on the turnbuckle, but
Cedric Donahue blocks it.
Darian Blaze kicks Cedric Donahue.
The chants for Darian Blaze are deafening.
Cedric Donahue kicks Darian Blaze.
Cedric Donahue is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Darian Blaze chops Cedric Donahue.
The crowd is behind Darian Blaze all the way.
Darian Blaze punches Cedric Donahue.
The crowd is behind Darian Blaze all the way.
Darian Blaze attempts to place Cedric Donahue on the turnbuckle, but
Cedric Donahue blocks it.
Darian Blaze uses a power bomb into a neckbreaker on Cedric Donahue.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Darian Blaze all the way.
The winner is Darian Blaze. Time of match: 0:05:51
Kevin Cole: That’s it! Blaze gets the win over Donahue!
Nik Cain: And that has got to be considered a huge step towards the World Title. But it looks like Blaze won’t have a chance to celebrate. We’ve got company.
(Onslaught runs to
the ring with a chair in his hands. He slides under the bottom rope and springs
to his feet. He connects with a chair shot to the head of Blaze. He reaches back
and delivers another shot. Blaze falls out of the ring to the arena floor.
Onslaught looks outside the ring towards Blaze when he is suddenly spun around
and is standing face to face with Donahue. They stare either other down for a
few moments before they start exchanging blows with Donahue getting the best of
them. Onslaught staggers against the ropes. Donahue whips Onslaught into the
ropes and delivers a clothesline. Donahue hooves over Onslaught and delivers a
series of punches to his head. Donahue stops for a second and Onslaught deliver
a fist to the groin. Donahue falls to the mat giving Onslaught time to get to
his feet and grab his chair. Onslaught delivers chair shot after chair shot to
the fallen Donahue. Donahue's broken body lay in the center on the ring.
Onslaught grabs the house mic and sits next to Donahue.)
Onslaught: Get what Donahue......IM BACK and I haven’t forgotten a damn thing
about our past. This is just the beginning, punk. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR
SOUL because I SURE AS HELL WON’T.
(Onslaught smears Donahue’s blood on the mat and leaves the ring as the EMT run
to the ring to help him and Blaze.)
Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord! Donahue has been laid to waste in the ring!
Nik Cain: And Blaze ain’t exactly looking great on the outside.
Kevin Cole: We have got to take a break, as medical personnel attend to Donahue! Don’t go away!
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: We are back! Donahue has been assisted to the back and, from early reports, miraculously avoided any serious injury. Now it’s main event time! The three members of the H8 Club are slated against the two members of the Wrecking Crew and another person of their choosing! Who could this person be?
Nik Cain: I have my theories, but let’s just wait and find out.
~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-no-time-limit-six man tag team match scheduled for one
fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Rhapsody, Pandora and Fate's Princess...
At a total combined weight of 826 pounds...
"The Blonde Bastard" Mark Payne, Hazard and "Mr. Destiny" Chad Phillips
(At this point, The Wrecking Crew make their way to the ring. Monarch has a mic in hand.)
Monarch: This is supposed to be a six-man tag match. So it would seem we are one man short. But we decided not to get another man for this match...we decided to get a monster.
("Soul Possessed" by
Old Man's Child plays as Explosion emerges from the back and heads to the
ring...once in the ring he immediately grabs a mic and looks right at all three
members of H8.)
Explosion: Well as you have guessed I am the partner of the Wrecking
Crew...f**k that I am the third member of the Wrecking Crew. Why join the
Wrecking Crew? Simple, I like their style, the way they think...not like some
pussies out there. But I have chosen this time to make my announcement for
another reason...one of you three are my next target. Just which one is it going
to be?
"Mr Destiny" Chad
Phillips, Your a good athlete, you would give me a decent challenge...is it you?
Hazard, the Machine...a fellow ex TEW wrestler...a man that knows what it takes
to be a fighter and I know damn sure that you will give me a damn fight. Is it
you? The FCW World Champion Mark Payne...That belt around your waist is a pretty
tempting reason to make you my next target...is it you?
(Explosion walks to each man looking them in the eye...he steps back, looks at
all three again, then steps in front of...)
Explosion: HAZARD!!! You and I were a decent team we know each other pretty
well. That is all in the past, the mutual respect is still there...but from
here on out its business as usual. I'm not talking about a series of matches;
I'm talking about trying to one up the other, trying to make the other look like
a chump. After tonight Haz the games will begin.
Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 884 pounds...
The Wrecking Crew and Explosion
(While Explosion’s attention is still fixed on Hazard, Chad Phillips seizes the opportunity.)
Kevin Cole: Explosion is the newest member of the Wrecking Crew!
Nik Cain: And he’s too busy with Hazard to see Phillips coming up behind him.
They lock up.
Chad Phillips uses a German suplex on Explosion.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Chad Phillips leaves the ring.
He returns with a road sign.
Chad Phillips hits him with the road sign.
Chad Phillips is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Explosion is busted wide open.
Kevin Cole: What a shot! Explosion has been busted wide open!
Chad Phillips runs into the ropes.
Explosion hits Chad Phillips with an elbow.
Explosion uses a short lariat on Chad Phillips.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
(As Explosion and
Phillips go at it in the ring, Darian Blaze comes walking down the aisle, with
eyes as cold as ice. Blaze motions at Samson, who oblivious to the goings on in
the ring, drops off the ring apron and gets in Blaze's face. Blaze simply pushes
Samson back, and unloads on him with lefts and rights. Samson retaliates, by
nailing Blaze with a huge clothesline, twisting Blaze inside out. Samson begins
putting the boots to Blaze, who slowly rises to his feet, and gets nailed with
the Street Dreams. Samson lets go, and then turns to walk away...
Lauren who had been waiting in the audience
the whole time, jumps over the guard-rail with a chair in hand. She winds up,
and nails Samson right on his vertebrae, creating a loud crack. Blaze takes this
time to recover, picks Samson up, and nails him with a particularly brutal
Blazing Star. Blaze looks at a prone Samson, and then just walks away with
Lauren by his side.)
Kevin Cole: Blaze has just attacked Samson!
Nik Cain: And effectively taken him out of this match up.
Explosion whips Chad Phillips into the ropes.
Chad Phillips goes for a flying forearm, but Explosion ducks out of the way.
Explosion whips Chad Phillips into the ropes, but Chad Phillips reverses it.
Chad Phillips executes a Samoan Drop on Explosion.
Chad Phillips takes a swing at Explosion with the road sign, but he
gets out of the way.
Explosion snatches the road sign from him.
Explosion hits him with the road sign.
A few fans are booing Explosion, while a few others are cheering him.
Blackie McGee throws the road sign out of the ring.
Explosion uses a flying bodypress on Chad Phillips.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Nik Cain: That was one hell of a big body press, but Phillips was able to kick out.
Explosion goes for a fisherman suplex, but Chad Phillips blocks it.
Chad Phillips hits Explosion.
Chad Phillips is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Explosion hits Chad Phillips.
A few fans are booing Explosion, while a few others are cheering him.
Explosion hits Chad Phillips.
A few fans are booing Explosion, while a few others are cheering him.
Chad Phillips punches Explosion.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Chad Phillips.
Chad Phillips whips Explosion into the ropes, but Explosion reverses it.
Chad Phillips hits a clothesline on Explosion.
Chad Phillips goes for a spinning heel kick, but Explosion blocks it.
Explosion tags out to Monarch.
Mark Payne enters the ring and throws Explosion out of the ring.
Mark Payne leaves the ring.
Chad Phillips hits Monarch with a spinebuster.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Chad Phillips tags out to Mark Payne.
Kevin Cole: The World Champion gets the tag!
Mark Payne whips Monarch into the turnbuckle, but Monarch reverses it.
Monarch catches Mark Payne totally by surprise.
Monarch is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Monarch executes the Fall Of Western Civilization on Mark Payne.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: Oh my! Monarch just nailed Payne with The Fall of Western Civilization out of nowhere and almost got the three!
Nik Cain: You don’t get closer than that without the bell ringing.
Monarch hits Mark Payne with a power bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Monarch shouts "Bow Before Monarch!"
Monarch is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Monarch goes for a camel clutch, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Mark Payne whips Monarch into the turnbuckle.
Mark Payne tags out to Chad Phillips.
Nik Cain: Payne wisely tags out to Phillips.
Chad Phillips hits a spinning tombstone on Monarch.
Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.
Mark Payne enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Explosion enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Chad Phillips and Mark Payne whip Monarch into the ropes.
They hit Monarch with a double clothesline.
Chad Phillips and Mark Payne whip Monarch into the ropes.
They hit Monarch with a double clothesline.
Chad Phillips and Mark Payne whip Monarch into the ropes.
They hit Monarch with a double backdrop.
Chad Phillips and Mark Payne whip Monarch into the ropes.
They hit Monarch with a double fist to the midsection.
Nik Cain: H8 Club doing a good job of double-teaming Monarch.
Mark Payne leaves the ring.
Chad Phillips whips Monarch into the turnbuckle, but Monarch reverses it.
Monarch runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Chad Phillips
moves out of the way.
Chad Phillips nails Monarch with a spinebuster.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Chad Phillips executes a flatliner legsweep on Monarch.
A few fans are booing Chad Phillips, while a few others are cheering him.
Explosion is bleeding like a faucet.
Chad Phillips whips Monarch into the ropes, but Monarch reverses it.
Chad Phillips misses with a clothesline.
Monarch hits Chad Phillips with a kick.
Monarch puts Chad Phillips in a choke sleeper.
Kevin Cole: Monarch is trying to choke Phillips out!
Nik Cain: That’s pretty good strategy against a larger opponent.
Chad Phillips is inching his way towards the ropes.
Chad Phillips reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Explosion enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Monarch and Explosion whip Chad Phillips into the ropes.
They hit Chad Phillips with a double backdrop.
Explosion leaves the ring.
Monarch runs into the ropes.
Chad Phillips takes Monarch down with a backbreaker.
Chad Phillips hits Monarch with a Hotshot.
Chad Phillips leaves the ring.
He returns with a baseball bat.
Chad Phillips executes a flatliner legsweep on Monarch.
A few fans are booing Chad Phillips, while a few others are cheering him.
Chad Phillips takes a swing at Monarch with the baseball bat, but he
gets out of the way.
Monarch snatches the baseball bat from him.
Monarch takes a swing at Chad Phillips with the baseball bat, but he
gets out of the way.
Chad Phillips snatches the baseball bat from him.
Chad Phillips takes a swing at Monarch with the baseball bat, but he
gets out of the way.
Monarch snatches the baseball bat from him.
Monarch hits him with the baseball bat.
Monarch is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Monarch tags out to Explosion.
Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness! What a shot!
Nik Cain: And it provided the opening Monarch needed to tag Explosion back in.
Monarch enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Mark Payne enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Explosion and Monarch whip Chad Phillips into the ropes.
Explosion and Monarch hit Chad Phillips with a double choke slam.
Kevin Cole: Oh...dear...lord!
Explosion and Monarch whip Chad Phillips into the ropes.
They hit Chad Phillips with a double kick to the midsection.
Explosion and Monarch whip Chad Phillips into the ropes.
They hit Chad Phillips with a double elbowsmash.
Monarch leaves the ring.
Explosion uses a flying forearm on Chad Phillips.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: So close! But Phillips gets his shoulder up just in time.
Explosion hits the Ace Crusher on Chad Phillips.
Explosion whips Chad Phillips into the ropes.
Explosion hits inverted chokeslam on Chad Phillips.
Explosion is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Explosion goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Chad Phillips counters it with
a DDT.
A few fans are booing Chad Phillips, while a few others are cheering him.
In turn, Explosion counters it with a backdrop.
Explosion is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Explosion goes for a double underhook suplex, but Chad Phillips
counters it with a backdrop.
Chad Phillips tags out to Mark Payne.
Chad Phillips hits a dropkick on Explosion.
Mark Payne uses a flapjack into a diamond cutter on Explosion.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Chad Phillips leaves the ring.
Mark Payne goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Explosion counters it with a DDT.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Explosion.
Nik Cain: Nice counter by Explosion, who happens to be a smarter wrestler than most guys his size ever bother to become.
Explosion takes Mark Payne down with a backbreaker.
Explosion goes for a powerslam, but Mark Payne counters it with
a high cross body.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne takes Explosion down with the Running Forearm Smash.
Blackie McGee counts: One, shoulder up.
Mark Payne tags out to Hazard.
Nik Cain: And Hazard gets his first turn in this match. Too bad the Wrecking Crew don’t have the luxury of going to a third man anymore.
Hazard and Mark Payne whip Explosion into the ropes.
They hit Explosion with a double elbowsmash.
Mark Payne executes a Death Valley Driver on Explosion.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mark Payne.
Hazard goes for a frog splash, but Explosion gets his knees up.
Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness!
Mark Payne leaves the ring.
Explosion takes Hazard down with an avalanche.
Explosion nails Hazard with a choke slam.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Explosion is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Explosion hits a Tombstone on Hazard.
Explosion runs into the ropes.
Hazard hits Explosion with an elbow.
Hazard is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Hazard hits him with a baseball bat.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear!
Nik Cain: The already bloody head of Explosion left a nice red stain on that bat.
Mark Payne enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Hazard and Mark Payne whip Explosion into the ropes.
They hit Explosion with a double kick to the midsection.
Hazard and Mark Payne whip Explosion into the ropes.
They hit Explosion with a double elbowsmash.
Mark Payne leaves the ring.
Hazard goes for a right jab, but Explosion blocks it.
Explosion goes for a flying forearm, but Hazard ducks out of the way.
Hazard punches Explosion.
The crowd is cheering on Hazard.
Hazard kicks Explosion.
Explosion punches Hazard.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Explosion chops Hazard.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Explosion tags out to Monarch.
Monarch and Explosion hit Hazard with a double choke slam.
Kevin Cole: Double choke slam to Hazard!
Explosion uses a short lariat on Hazard.
Explosion is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Monarch hits a flying legdrop on Hazard.
Blackie McGee counts: One, shoulder up.
Explosion leaves the ring.
Monarch whips Hazard into the ropes.
Monarch and Hazard get hit with a double clothesline.
Monarch places Hazard on the turnbuckle.
Monarch uses a top-rope German Suplex on Hazard.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: German suplex off the top rope but Hazard gets the right shoulder up!
Monarch hits Hazard with a short lariat.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Monarch goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Hazard counters it with a punch.
Hazard executes a spinebuster on Monarch.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kevin Cole: So close!
Hazard takes a swing at Monarch with the baseball bat, but he
gets out of the way.
Monarch snatches the baseball bat from him.
Monarch hits him with the baseball bat.
Monarch hits Hazard with a series of forearm smashes.
Monarch punches Hazard.
Monarch is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Hazard punches Monarch.
There are lots of chants for Hazard.
Hazard tags out to Mark Payne.
Mark Payne and Hazard hit Monarch with a double fisherman buster.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!
Nik Cain: That really had to hurt. Hell, Monarch is barely moving.
Hazard leaves the ring.
Mark Payne executes a fisherman buster on Monarch.
Mark Payne is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Mark Payne hits him with the baseball bat.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mark Payne.
Monarch is busted wide open.
Mark Payne executes the Moment of Clarity on Monarch.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
The cheers for Mark Payne are drowning out the boos.
The winners are Mark Payne, Hazard and Chad Phillips. Time of match: 0:08:32
Kevin Cole: This one is over!
Nik Cain: A double fisherman buster, followed by a shot with a bat, followed by a Moment of Clarity would be enough to put anyone down for the count, and then some.
(As Monarch rolls out of the ring to join Samson and Explosion, Hazard and Chad Phillips enter the ring to celebrate their win with start Payne. They both climb opposite turnbuckles and raise their hands in the air as if they won this match. Payne gets up and looks around and he smiles as he faces the corner Phillips stands on. Phillips gets down and turns around and sees Payne standing there. Mr. Destiny goes for a handshake and Payne obliges…As Phillips goes to let go through and turn around, Payne holds on and pulls him back in and plants a knee right to his abdomen. Hazard is still unaware, celebrating on the far side of the ring. Phillips doubles over and Payne hits him with a vicious implant DDT that effectively puts out Phillips lights for the time being. Hazard finally notices something is wrong when a cheer goes through the crowd when the World Champion planted Phillips. Haz turns his head around and sees Payne standing over Phillips. Confused Hazard gets down and cautiously approaches the Blonde Bastard. Payne looks at him and shrugs his shoulders as Haz looks around to see who might have done this, not yet believing it was Payne.
That is all the Blonde Bastard needs. As Hazard turns to look at Monarch and his crew, who are standing part way up the ramp watching this unfold, Payne gets behind him, hooks him, and executes the Moment of Clarity. A roar goes through the crowd once again…Payne is not finished yet. Getting the groggy Phillips to his feet he props him in the corner and looks to Rhapsody who comes into the ring with a steel chair. The scene is a familiar one to long time FCW fans as Rhapsody holds the chair right in front of the face of Mr. Destiny. Payne measures him and executes the Superstar Superkick right onto the chair sending it into the face of Phillips with a sickening thud. Phillips falls face first to the mat as Rhaps takes the now bloody chair away. Fate’s Princess, seeing all of this, has had enough and gets into the ring and confronts Payne. She yells at him and then backhands him across the face. Payne smiles as he spits out some blood and grabs her by the hair…and the throws her to Rhapsody who sends the screaming woman on a one way ticket to the concrete floor as she tosses her out of the ring.
Meanwhile Pandora is trying to drag Hazard out of the ring but Payne stops that as he steps over the duo…Pandora, looks up with hate in her eyes, only to be brought to her feet by with a jerk by The Blonde Bastard. Payne smiles at her, and then once again showing his disregard for women not named Rhapsody, Payne hoists her up and plants her with a brutal crucifix power bomb right onto the exposed stomach of Hazard. At this point, The Wrecking Crew has seen enough. They turn around and walk up the ramp towards the back. Payne, on the other hand, looks around surveying the damage. Rhapsody laughs as the carnage and hands Payne the FCW World Title and the house mic.)
“The Blonde Bastard” Mark Payne: I told you I had a long list FCW, and these are only the first two names on it. The H8 Club was a joke, always was a joke, and everyone knew it. I was the only person who made people give a damn about it. You see HAZARD, you and I could have been great. Yeah we really could have. But you had to drag this piece of trash with you. You convinced me to team with Chad Phillips and I trusted you. But he is a waste of my time and when I was down he took it upon himself to give me advice. Chad Phillips, the career mid-carder, giving a LEGEND advice. It was too much for me Hazard, so I decided that this little “club” we had was going to end. In the end I need no one. I am the FCW World Champion, and history has proven to me that I work best alone. I want every single one of you to look at these two right now. Every one of you in the back listen up and pay attention. If you still didn’t believe that I was out for blood, then please look long and hard. If I did this to my friends, imagine what I’m going to do to people who really pissed me off? This is just an example. The real fun is yet to come. Every week I suggest you all watch your backs. Because you never know when THE BLONDE BASTARD will be behind you…
(“Biggest and The Best” by Clawfinger, begins to play as Rhapsody hands Payne the FCW World Title and he raises it above his head.)
Kevin Cole: I can’t believe what I’ve just witnessed!
Nik Cain: Oh I can. Trusting Payne not to attack you is like trusting the sun not to set.
Kevin Cole: Well we are desperately out of time!
Nik Cain: And Payne may be running out of time too. He damn sure just ran out of allies.
Kevin Cole: Until next week, for Nik Cain, this is Kevin Cole saying goodnight!
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