(“New Breed” by Fear Factory begins to play and we are, as usual, bombarded by rapid-fire images of the various FCW superstars. Finally, a computer-generated explosion engulfs the entire screen and, when the fire dissipates, only the FCW logo remains. We then cut to a live crowd shot. The small arena is packed tonight and there are plenty of signs, showing support for many of the wresters. The cameras pan around to show the whole crowd. Then we cut to a shot of the announce table. Kevin Cole and Nik Cain are once again situated behind the table, ready to call the action.)
Kevin Cole: Welcome to another Full Contact TV! We’ve got another great show for you this week! We have the rest of the first round of the tag team title tournament. We have Master Chuin defending his Television Title against Dream Warrior. And we have two of the participants of the huge 4-way Texas Death Match for the World Title meeting here tonight as Mark Payne takes on Scion! But, right now, Dark Enigma prepares to face Jason Schultz.
Nik Cain: For those with short-term memories as damaged and Schultz’, Enigma split his skull open on the very first FCTV and stole his spot in the TV title battle royal. Schultz was left bloody and unconscious and I anticipate a similar end result here tonight.
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by his own body odor...
Fighting out of Luray, Virginia...
Weighing in at 158 pounds...
Jason Schultz
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Phoenix...
From parts unknown...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...
Dark Enigma
They lock up.
Dark Enigma punches Jason Schultz.
Dark Enigma is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Dark Enigma chops Jason Schultz.
Dark Enigma is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Dark Enigma chops Jason Schultz.
Dark Enigma is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Jason Schultz kicks Dark Enigma.
Jason Schultz is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Jason Schultz punches Dark Enigma.
Jason Schultz is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Jason Schultz kicks Dark Enigma.
Jason Schultz is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Jason Schultz uses a facelick on Dark Enigma.
Dark Enigma hits Jason Schultz with a dropkick to the knee.
Dark Enigma kicks Jason Schultz.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Dark Enigma.
Dark Enigma kicks Jason Schultz.
Dark Enigma hits a kick to the head on Jason Schultz.
Dark Enigma throws Jason Schultz out of the ring.
Dark Enigma goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dark Enigma executes a chop on Jason Schultz.
Dark Enigma throws Jason Schultz back into the ring.
Dark Enigma hits Jason Schultz with a legsweep.
Dark Enigma makes a thumbs down sign.
Dark Enigma is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Kevin Cole: Enigma in firm control of this match up.
Nik Cain: Well, despite having to work through the injury, I have been told that Enigma’s elbow is almost back at a hundred percent. Good news for him, bad news for pretty much everyone else.
Dark Enigma locks Jason Schultz in a figure-four leglock.
Jason Schultz's shoulders are on the mat.
Blackie McGee counts: One, shoulder up.
Jason Schultz's shoulders are on the mat.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dark Enigma lets go after 13 seconds.
Dark Enigma whips Jason Schultz into the ropes, but Jason Schultz reverses it.
Jason Schultz uses a palm blow on Dark Enigma.
Jason Schultz takes Dark Enigma down with a chop.
Jason Schultz goes for a hiptoss, but Dark Enigma counters it with a facerake.
Dark Enigma locks Jason Schultz in an anklelock submission.
Jason Schultz is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jason Schultz tries to escape the hold.
Jason Schultz is inching his way towards the ropes.
Jason Schultz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Dark Enigma executes a lariat on Jason Schultz.
Dark Enigma puts Jason Schultz in a camel clutch.
Jason Schultz tries to escape the hold.
Dark Enigma lets go after 13 seconds.
Dark Enigma makes a thumbs down sign.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Dark Enigma.
Dark Enigma leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Dark Enigma runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Dark Enigma takes Jason Schultz down with an enzuigiri.
Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.
Jason Schultz begs off.
Dark Enigma takes Jason Schultz down with a headlock takedown.
Dark Enigma goes for a headbutt, but Jason Schultz blocks it.
Jason Schultz goes for a European uppercut, but Dark Enigma counters it with
a backslide.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Dark Enigma uses a kneelift on Jason Schultz.
Dark Enigma whips Jason Schultz into the ropes.
Jason Schultz hits Dark Enigma with a clothesline.
Jason Schultz locks Dark Enigma in an abdominal stretch.
Dark Enigma breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Dark Enigma takes Jason Schultz down with a chop.
Dark Enigma locks Jason Schultz in a sleeperhold.
Jason Schultz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Nik Cain: Man, you just don’t see people use the good ole sleeper hold enough these days.
Dark Enigma goes for a DDT, but Jason Schultz blocks it.
Jason Schultz hits Dark Enigma with a slap.
Jason Schultz takes Dark Enigma down with a hiptoss.
Jason Schultz has an acid flashback.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Jason Schultz
and a few others cheering him.
Jason Schultz nails Dark Enigma with a European uppercut.
Jason Schultz nails Dark Enigma with a kick to the shin.
Dark Enigma locks Jason Schultz in a full nelson.
Jason Schultz tries to escape the hold.
Jason Schultz is inching his way towards the ropes.
Jason Schultz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 23 seconds.
Jason Schultz begs off.
Dark Enigma executes the Dark Omen on Jason Schultz.
Kevin Cole: Dark Omen! Dark Omen!
Jason Schultz is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jason Schultz is inching his way towards the ropes.
Jason Schultz is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jason Schultz is close to passing out from the pain.
Blackie McGee checks Jason Schultz's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Blackie McGee stops the match after 26 seconds.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Dark Enigma.
The winner is Dark Enigma. Time of match: 0:06:18
Nik Cain: Blackie McGee calls for the bell. Enigma makes short work of Schultz and looks to be back in top form.
Kevin Cole: Next up, we have some exciting tag team action as Glamour and Pain takes on the Lords of the Summit in the first round of the tag title tournament!
~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for
one fall.
Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess...
At a total combined weight of 573 pounds...
Lords Of The Summit
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Candi...
At a total combined weight of 585 pounds...
Glamour and Pain
(Most Holy and Sexton stand in the middle of the ring, but Unleaded and Head Break Kid are nowhere to be seen. The ring announcer announces them again but again, nothing. The crowd is getting restless and some are actually beginning to boo, a rarity in the FCW Arena. Finally, the ref has little choice but to call the match a no contest. As the boos begin to increase in volume, “Smoke on the Water” blasts over the PA and president/owner of FCW, James Crawford, appears at the entranceway, flanked by the Masked Fat Guys.)
James Crawford: Well, doesn’t this, quite frankly, suck? I first have to apologize to our great fans. I work damn hard not to ever disappoint you but, apparently, there are at least a couple clowns on our roster who feel differently. I also want to apologize to the LoS. You guys will advance to the second round of the tournament by default but I am sure you were looking forward to advancing the old fashioned way, especially you Sexton. Given your “love” of the gay community, I imagine you would enjoy beating up Glamour and Pain.
All I can do for the fans is apologize and assure you that we still have plenty of great matches to come tonight. As for Unleaded and his bitch, I am going to have to do a little investigating to get to the bottom of them not being here. And, if what I think is the case turns out to be the case, I will need a little time to think of a proper punishment. I will be back out later tonight with that news, as well as more news concerning our upcoming pay per view event. Once again, I apologize. Enjoy the rest of the show.
(“Smoke on the Water” plays again as Crawford makes his exit. Holy and Sexton both leave the ring and head to the back.)
Nik Cain: That has got to be a first. Someone actually apologized for not having Unleaded and Head Break Kid on a card.
Kevin Cole: I hope those two are okay. For all we know, they were in a car wreck or had some sort of family emergency.
Nik Cain: Yeah, or perhaps due to a lack of lube, Unleaded got stuck up HBK.
Kevin Cole: You are a disturbed individual. In any case, Most Holy and Dan Sexton advance and will face the winner of Star Power vs. Shawn Michaels and Quackman. Next up, Jonathan Chambers makes his singles debut against Adonis.
Nik Cain: This is a pretty tall order for a first match. Adonis is second to none on the mat, and his naked ass can really throw a guy off his game plan.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Fighting out of Athens, Greece...
Weighing in at 236 pounds...
Adonis
His opponent...
Fighting out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...
Weighing in at 215 pounds...
Jonathan Chambers
They lock up.
Adonis hits Jonathan Chambers with a headbutt.
Adonis hits a kick to the groin on Jonathan Chambers.
Adonis uses a gutwrench suplex on Jonathan Chambers.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Adonis throws Jonathan Chambers out of the ring.
Adonis goes through the ropes.
Adonis goes for an atomic drop, but Jonathan Chambers counters it with
a figure-four leglock.
Jonathan Chambers throws Adonis back into the ring.
Jonathan Chambers is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Jonathan Chambers hits a flying side kick on Adonis.
Jonathan Chambers takes Adonis down with a splash from the second rope.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: A well executed side kick followed up by a splash from the second rope.
Nik Cain: Adonis got the first few moves in but Chambers has fired right back with some offense of his own.
Jonathan Chambers executes a Russian legsweep on Adonis.
Jonathan Chambers whips Adonis into the ropes, but Adonis reverses it.
Jonathan Chambers executes a back heel kick on Adonis.
Jonathan Chambers uses a rabbit punch on Adonis.
Jonathan Chambers nails Adonis with a punch to the midsection.
Jonathan Chambers hits Adonis with a spinning DDT.
The crowd is starting to get behind Jonathan Chambers.
Jonathan Chambers whips Adonis into the turnbuckle, but Adonis reverses it.
Adonis nails Jonathan Chambers with a slap.
Adonis hits a back fist on Jonathan Chambers.
Adonis uses a kick to the groin on Jonathan Chambers.
Adonis goes for an armbar into an anklelock, but Jonathan Chambers blocks it.
Jonathan Chambers whips Adonis into the ropes, but Adonis reverses it.
Adonis hits Jonathan Chambers with an elbow.
Adonis executes a short lariat on Jonathan Chambers.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Adonis whips Jonathan Chambers into the ropes, but Jonathan Chambers
reverses it.
Jonathan Chambers takes Adonis down with a single-leg takedown.
Jonathan Chambers punches Adonis.
Jonathan Chambers is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jonathan Chambers punches Adonis.
Jonathan Chambers kicks Adonis.
Jonathan Chambers goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Adonis counters it with
an enzuilariato.
Adonis nails Jonathan Chambers with a DDT.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Adonis.
Adonis catches Jonathan Chambers in a cobra clutch.
Jonathan Chambers tries to escape the hold.
Jonathan Chambers reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Adonis adjusts his leaf.
The crowd is starting to get behind Adonis.
Nik Cain: This has been a great, fast paced match up. Its been very back and forth.
Kevin Cole: Isn’t it nice to see a couple of athletes who know how to wrestle and who don’t have to resort to using steel chairs or a cheese grater.
Nik Cain: I knew this match was missing something. But its still pretty damn good.
Adonis whips Jonathan Chambers into the ropes.
Jonathan Chambers goes for a flying clothesline, but Adonis
ducks out of the way.
Adonis nails Jonathan Chambers with a DDT.
Adonis adjusts his leaf.
A small "Adonis" chant is being started.
Adonis gets a double armbar submission on Jonathan Chambers.
Jonathan Chambers is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jonathan Chambers is struggling to reach the ropes.
Jonathan Chambers reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Adonis whips Jonathan Chambers into the turnbuckle.
Adonis runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Jonathan Chambers
moves out of the way.
Jonathan Chambers goes for a flying karate chop, but Adonis counters it with
a punch.
Adonis uses a waistlock takedown on Jonathan Chambers.
Adonis whips Jonathan Chambers into the ropes, but Jonathan Chambers
reverses it.
Jonathan Chambers misses with a clothesline.
Adonis hits Jonathan Chambers with a kick.
Adonis uses a drop toe hold on Jonathan Chambers.
Adonis executes the Achilles Heel on Jonathan Chambers.
Kevin Cole: Achilles Heel!
Jonathan Chambers reaches the ropes after being trapped for 25 seconds.
Adonis uses a left jab on Jonathan Chambers.
Nik Cain: Chambers was in that hold a long time but managed to reach the ropes. Adonis with a clean break, but with a quick jab to Chambers as he got up.
Adonis goes for a slap, but Jonathan Chambers blocks it.
Jonathan Chambers hits Adonis with a rabbit punch.
Jonathan Chambers goes for a side suplex, but Adonis blocks it.
Adonis whips Jonathan Chambers into the turnbuckle.
Adonis charges into the corner, but Jonathan Chambers moves out of the way.
Jonathan Chambers catches Adonis in a choke against the ropes.
Blackie McGee warns Jonathan Chambers to let go.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three, four.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three, four.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three, four.
Jonathan Chambers hits a bulldog headlock on Adonis.
The crowd is cheering on Jonathan Chambers.
Jonathan Chambers is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Adonis begs off.
Jonathan Chambers attempts to place Adonis on the turnbuckle, but Adonis
blocks it.
Jonathan Chambers uses a dropkick to the knee on Adonis.
Jonathan Chambers executes a backdrop on Adonis.
Jonathan Chambers is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Jonathan Chambers throws Adonis out of the ring.
Jonathan Chambers goes through the ropes.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
Jonathan Chambers knocks Adonis into the ringsteps.
Jonathan Chambers whips Adonis into the guardrail.
Nik Cain: Chambers is obviously in some pain thanks to the Achilles Heel but he is opening up on Adonis now, who is reeling on the outside.
Jonathan Chambers takes Adonis down with a backdrop.
Jonathan Chambers whips Adonis into the guardrail.
Blackie McGee counts: 2.
Jonathan Chambers whips Adonis into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Blackie McGee counts: 3.
Jonathan Chambers reenters the ring.
Adonis follows him back in.
Adonis begs off.
Jonathan Chambers places Adonis on the turnbuckle.
Jonathan Chambers hits a top-rope power bomb on Adonis.
Jonathan Chambers locks Adonis in an armbar submission.
Adonis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Jonathan Chambers takes Adonis down with a double-axhandle to the back.
Jonathan Chambers hits a jumping neck snap on Adonis.
There are lots of chants for Jonathan Chambers.
Jonathan Chambers uses a flying armdrag on Adonis.
Jonathan Chambers locks Adonis in a surfboard.
Adonis breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Adonis hits a double-axhandle to the back on Jonathan Chambers.
Adonis executes the Fall of Troy on Jonathan Chambers.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
There are lots of chants for Adonis.
The winner is Adonis. Time of match: 0:08:39
Kevin Cole: Fall of Troy! Its all over!
Nik Cain: Chambers was looking nothing short of amazing in there, but he was in a weakened state. Adonis just waited for that one opening he needed and he nailed Chambers with the Fall of Troy for the win. Great match up.
("Bulls on Parade"
by Rage begins to blare over the PA. Deathwish makes a sprint to the ring with
chair in hand. He slides under the bottom rope and hits Jonathan Chambers right
between the eyes. Deathwish drops the chair and stares at Adonis. They begin to
trade blows with Adonis getting the better of the exchange. Adonis backs Wish up
against the ropes. He whips Wish into the ropes and attempts a clothesline. Wish
ducks it and delivers one of his own. Wish grabs the chair again and picks
Adonis up. Wish winds up and clocks Adonis upside the head. Adonis falls to the
mat. Chambers staggers to his feet only to get knocked down again. Wish throws
Chambers out of the ring. Susan Blake shoves a table into the ring. Wish sets it
up and places Adonis on it. Wish climbs to the top rope and performs the Falling
Star through the table. Adonis is curled up in pain. Wish staggers to his feet,
holding his ribs. Susan hands him the mic.)
Deathwish: Let this be a warning to all the so called players in the FCW. I have
arrived.
(Deathwish drops the mic and leaves the ring.)
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness!
Nik Cain: Deathwish, who just signed with FCW this week, decided to send a message to the locker room at the expense of Chambers and Adonis. This guy has had a lot of success as both a singles and tag team wrestler and could definitely prove to be a force to be reckoned with here in FCW.
Kevin Cole: Chambers is just now staggering to his feet and he looks angry! Adonis still isn’t moving! We have got to take a break!
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: We are back! Next up, Tragedy of the Thespian Express takes on Bad Dreams of the Nightmare Express.
Nik Cain: There is no love lost between these two teams. Bad Dreams defeated Comedy in the first ever Television Title match and the two teams will square off next week to determine which will advance to the finals of the tag team title tournament.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Rhapsody...
From Oaxaca, Mexico...
Weighing in at 192 pounds...
Tragedy
His opponent...
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...
From parts unknown...
Weighing in at 258 pounds...
Bad Dreams
They lock up.
Tragedy begs off.
Bad Dreams attempts to place Tragedy on the turnbuckle, but Tragedy blocks it.
Tragedy begs off.
Bad Dreams whips Tragedy into the ropes.
Bad Dreams executes neck-scissors on Tragedy.
Bad Dreams goes for a backspin DDT, but Tragedy counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
Tragedy hits a charging turnbuckle slam on Bad Dreams.
Tragedy is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Tragedy attempts to place Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle, but Bad Dreams
blocks it.
Tragedy takes Bad Dreams down with an enzuigiri.
Tragedy leaves the ring.
He returns with the magic eight ball.
Kevin Cole: Magic eight ball! Magic eight ball!
Tragedy takes a swing at Bad Dreams with the magic eight ball, but he
gets out of the way.
Bad Dreams snatches the magic eight ball from him.
Bad Dreams takes a swing at Tragedy with the magic eight ball, but he
gets out of the way.
Tragedy snatches the magic eight ball from him.
Tragedy hits him with the magic eight ball.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tragedy.
Dick Palmer throws the magic eight ball out of the ring.
Tragedy whips Bad Dreams into the ropes, but Bad Dreams reverses it.
Tragedy hits Bad Dreams with an elbow.
Tragedy puts Bad Dreams in a crossleg suspended deathlock.
Tragedy lets go after 28 seconds.
Nik Cain: Dreams was in that very painful hold for what had to be about half a minute.
Tragedy runs into the ropes.
Tragedy goes for a knee to the groin, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams whips Tragedy into the ropes.
Tragedy misses with a clothesline.
Bad Dreams hits Tragedy with a backdrop.
Tragedy begs off.
Bad Dreams takes Tragedy down with a monkey flip.
Bad Dreams runs into the ropes.
Tragedy misses with a clothesline.
Tragedy hits Bad Dreams with a shoulderblock.
Tragedy goes for a flying cross body press, but Bad Dreams
rolls through with the move.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bad Dreams attempts to place Tragedy on the turnbuckle, but Tragedy blocks it.
Bad Dreams hits Tragedy with a gutbuster.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Bad Dreams takes Tragedy down with a flying elbowdrop.
Dick Palmer counts: One, shoulder up.
Bad Dreams complains about a slow count.
Bad Dreams hits a backspin DDT on Tragedy.
A portion of the crowd is booing Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams whips Tragedy into the ropes, but Tragedy reverses it.
Bad Dreams takes Tragedy down with a leg lariat.
A portion of the crowd is booing Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams nails Tragedy with a dragon suplex.
Dick Palmer counts: One, shoulder up.
Bad Dreams locks Tragedy in a figure-four leglock.
Tragedy tries to escape the hold.
Tragedy is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tragedy tries to fight the pain.
Tragedy is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Bad Dreams lets go after 19 seconds.
Bad Dreams attempts to place Tragedy on the turnbuckle, but Tragedy blocks it.
Bad Dreams nails Tragedy with a Frankensteiner.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tragedy begs off.
Bad Dreams hits an earringer on Tragedy.
Bad Dreams nails Tragedy with a leg lariat.
Bad Dreams takes Tragedy down with an earringer.
Bad Dreams acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Bad Dreams takes Tragedy down with a Russian legsweep.
Bad Dreams whips Tragedy into the ropes.
Tragedy uses a dropkick to the groin on Bad Dreams.
Tragedy acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Nik Cain: Tragedy goes south of the border that time.
Tragedy runs into the ropes.
Bad Dreams misses with a kick.
Tragedy hits Bad Dreams with a clothesline.
Tragedy runs into the ropes.
Tragedy executes a knee to the groin on Bad Dreams.
Tragedy acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Tragedy goes for a flatliner legsweep, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams uses a leg lariat on Tragedy.
Bad Dreams runs into the ropes.
Bad Dreams executes a leg lariat on Tragedy.
Bad Dreams goes for a forearm to the back, but Tragedy side-steps and Bad Dreams
only hits air.
Bad Dreams bumps into Dick Palmer.
Tragedy goes for a shooting star press, but The Dream Coach shoves him off
the turnbuckle.
Tragedy is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Kevin Cole: The Dream Coach shoves Tragedy off the top turnbuckle!
Nik Cain: Smart move on his part. Tragedy is at his most dangerous when he scales the ropes.
Bad Dreams takes Tragedy down with an earringer.
Bad Dreams seemingly enjoys the boos.
Tragedy begs off.
Bad Dreams hits Tragedy with an elbowsmash.
Bad Dreams goes for a bulldog headlock, but Tragedy blocks it.
Tragedy nails Bad Dreams with a springboard rana.
Tragedy whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Tragedy uses a spinwheel kick on Bad Dreams.
Dick Palmer is back on the job.
Tragedy takes Bad Dreams down with a moonsault.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tragedy hits Bad Dreams with a back suplex.
Tragedy is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Tragedy hits Bad Dreams with a flying cross body press.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Tragedy leaves the ring.
He returns with a baseball bat.
Tragedy hits him with the baseball bat.
Tragedy is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Bad Dreams is busted wide open.
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness!
Nik Cain: Bad Dreams must have been busted wide open. Blood is already managing to soak through that black mask he wears.
Tragedy throws Bad Dreams out of the ring.
Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, four, five, Bad Dreams reenters the ring.
Tragedy whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Bad Dreams hits Tragedy with an elbow.
Bad Dreams runs into the ropes.
Tragedy hits Bad Dreams with a kick.
Tragedy places Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle.
Tragedy hits a belly-to-back superplex on Bad Dreams.
Tragedy uses a piledriver on Bad Dreams.
Tragedy executes a running somersault legdrop on Bad Dreams.
Tragedy executes the Final Curtain on Bad Dreams.
Tragedy is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Tragedy goes for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, The Dream Coach distracts Dick Palmer.
Nik Cain: Tragedy had him dead to rights that time. Dreams is still reeling from that assault coupled with what appears to be some pretty severe blood loss. Wait, he is grabbing a baseball bat of his own.
Bad Dreams lights his bat on fire and hits the opponent with it.
Bad Dreams is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
He goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Dick Palmer is back on the job.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.
Bad Dreams is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
The winner is Bad Dreams. Time of match: 0:08:21
Kevin Cole: Flaming bat! Flaming bat! That is just sick!
Nik Cain: I don’t suppose you mean sick in a good way?
Kevin Cole: Of course not!
Nik Cain: Yeah, I didn’t think you’d just up and stop sucking out of nowhere. Let’s just go to the next match.
Kevin Cole: Its another tag title tournament match up. The team of Star Power takes on Shawn Michaels and Quackman. And, I do not suck!
~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for
one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Alex DiGiacomo...
At a total combined weight of 349 pounds...
"Brought to you by Pepsi One" Shawn Michaels and Quackman
Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 620 pounds...
Star Power
They lock up.
Jason Star hits Quackman with a bulldog.
Jason Star goes for hurracanrana, but Quackman counters it with a tiger driver.
Dick Palmer counts: One, shoulder up.
Jason Star begs off.
Quackman goes for a back heel kick, but Jason Star counters it with a legsweep.
Jason Star whips Quackman into the ropes.
Quackman misses with a clothesline.
Jason Star hits Quackman with a backdrop.
Jason Star takes Quackman down with a missile dropkick.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Jason Star.
Quackman begs off.
Explosion enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Explosion executes a short lariat on Quackman.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Jason Star uses a legsweep faceslam on Quackman.
Jason Star and Explosion hit Quackman with a double brain buster.
Explosion leaves the ring.
Kevin Cole: Ouch! Vicious double brain buster!
Nik Cain: Smart strategy here as Star and Explosion focus on double-teaming the perennial weak link, Quackman.
Jason Star hits Quackman with the Star-Plex.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Jason Star throws Quackman out of the ring.
Jason Star goes for a corkscrew plancha, but Quackman moves out of the way.
Shawn Michaels comes over to make it two-on-one.
Shawn Michaels hits a dropkick on Jason Star.
Quackman takes Jason Star down with a back suplex.
Shawn Michaels grabs a chair.
Shawn Michaels takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Shawn Michaels uses a clothesline on Jason Star.
Quackman hits Jason Star with a German suplex.
Shawn Michaels comes over to make it two-on-one.
Explosion comes over, but gets cut off.
Shawn Michaels hits Jason Star with a dropkick.
Quackman goes for a back suplex, but Jason Star blocks it.
Jason Star whips Quackman into the guardrail.
Quackman is busted wide open.
Jason Star executes a series of kicks to the midsection on Quackman.
Explosion comes over to make it two-on-one.
Shawn Michaels comes over and lays out Explosion.
Quackman takes Jason Star down with a jack-knife power bomb.
Shawn Michaels comes over to make it two-on-one.
Quackman and Shawn Michaels hit Jason Star with a double clothesline.
Quackman nails Jason Star with a piledriver.
Shawn Michaels comes over to make it two-on-one.
Explosion comes over and lays out Shawn Michaels.
Jason Star and Explosion hit Quackman with a double brain buster.
Kevin Cole: Another double brain buster.
Nik Cain: Yeah, that might cause brain damage, if we weren’t talking about the already quite damaged Quackman here. Star Power is really benefiting from Explosion’s size. He actually weighs more that Michaels and Quacks combined.
Jason Star whips Quackman into the guardrail.
Explosion comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jason Star and Explosion hit Quackman with a double brain buster.
Shawn Michaels comes over and lays out Explosion.
Quackman executes a clothesline on Jason Star.
Quackman throws Jason Star back into the ring.
Quackman whips Jason Star into the ropes, but Jason Star reverses it.
Quackman misses with a clothesline.
Quackman hits Jason Star with an elbow.
Quackman runs into the ropes.
Quackman executes a clothesline on Jason Star.
Jason Star begs off.
Quackman goes for Air Sabu, but Jason Star blocks it.
Jason Star tags out to Explosion.
Jason Star goes for an Asai moonsault, but Quackman counters it with
a roundhouse kick.
A few fans are booing Quackman, while a few others are cheering him.
Jason Star rolls out of the ring.
Quackman puts Explosion in an arm grapevine.
Explosion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Shawn Michaels enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Quackman and Shawn Michaels whip Explosion into the ropes.
They hit Explosion with a double elbowsmash.
Jason Star enters the ring and lays out Shawn Michaels.
Jason Star goes for a superkick, but Quackman ducks out of the way.
Jason Star leaves the ring.
Quackman takes Explosion down with a clothesline.
Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck.
A few fans are booing Quackman, while a few others are cheering him.
Quackman goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Explosion blocks it.
Explosion hits a backbreaker on Quackman.
Quackman begs off.
Explosion goes for a kneebreaker, but Quackman blocks it.
Quackman leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Quackman takes the chair.
Quackman hits a flying forearm with the chair on Explosion.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: Quackman gets a two count!
Nik Cain: Quackman just knocked Explosion stupid with that forearm smash with the chair.
Quackman chops Explosion.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Quackman and a few others cheering him.
Quackman kicks Explosion.
A few fans are booing Quackman, while a few others are cheering him.
Explosion kicks Quackman.
Explosion is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Explosion chops Quackman.
Explosion hits an avalanche on Quackman.
Explosion is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
Explosion puts Quackman in a bearhug.
Quackman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Explosion takes Quackman down with a ropeburn.
Explosion hits Quackman.
Explosion hits Quackman.
A few fans are booing Explosion, while a few others are cheering him.
Explosion executes a powerslam on Quackman.
Dick Palmer removes the chair from the ring.
Explosion executes the Super Nova on Quackman.
Kevin Cole: Super Nova!
Explosion goes for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Nik Cain: Its easy to make fun of Quackman. Hell, its damn near mandatory to do it. But one thing you can’t take away from the little guy is his amazing resilience. Hell, you gotta be tough to even get into wrestling when you’re under five feet tall and only about a hundred pounds.
Explosion leaves the ring.
He returns with the wonder bra.
Explosion hits him with the wonder bra.
Nik Cain: Frustrated, Explosion has resorted to the use of high tech women’s under garments.
Explosion whips Quackman into the ropes.
Quackman misses with a clothesline.
Explosion uses a powerslam on Quackman.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Explosion.
Explosion chokes him with the wonder bra.
Explosion executes the Super Nova on Quackman.
Explosion goes for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, Alex DiGiacomo puts Quackman's foot on the rope.
Kevin Cole: Another Super Nova!
Nik Cain: Quackman wasn’t gonna kick out that time. At least I don’t think so and neither did DiGiacomo.
Explosion catches Quackman in a triangle choke.
Quackman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Explosion whips Quackman into the turnbuckle.
Explosion tags out to Jason Star.
Shawn Michaels enters the ring and throws Explosion out of the ring.
Shawn Michaels uses a reverse neckbreaker on Jason Star.
Quackman leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Quackman takes the chair.
Quackman executes a flying bodypress with the chair on Jason Star.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
Shawn Michaels leaves the ring.
Quackman goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Jason Star blocks it.
Jason Star takes a swing at Quackman with the wonder bra, but he
gets out of the way.
Quackman snatches the wonder bra from him.
Quackman takes a swing at Jason Star with the wonder bra, but he
gets out of the way.
Jason Star snatches the wonder bra from him.
Jason Star hits him with the wonder bra.
A portion of the crowd is booing Jason Star.
Explosion enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Shawn Michaels enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Explosion hits Quackman with a short lariat.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Jason Star hits a legsweep faceslam on Quackman.
Explosion leaves the ring.
Jason Star nails Quackman with a DDT.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Jason Star.
Jason Star tags out to Explosion.
Explosion and Jason Star whip Quackman into the ropes.
They hit Quackman with a double kick to the midsection.
Jason Star leaves the ring.
Explosion goes for a running power bomb, but Quackman blocks it.
Shawn Michaels enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jason Star enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Shawn Michaels takes Explosion down with a clothesline.
Quackman uses a flying bodypress on Explosion.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Jason Star gets back up and throws Shawn Michaels out of the ring.
A portion of the crowd is booing Jason Star.
Jason Star leaves the ring.
Explosion nails Quackman with a kick to the midsection.
Explosion goes for an inverted backbreaker, but Quackman counters it with
a backdrop.
Dick Palmer removes the chair from the ring.
Quackman takes Explosion down with a flying forearm.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman whips Explosion into the ropes, but Explosion reverses it.
Explosion goes for a backbreaker, but Quackman blocks it.
Quackman takes Explosion down with a back heel kick.
Quackman puts Explosion in the cross-face chicken wing.
Explosion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Quackman executes a back heel kick on Explosion.
Quackman hits Explosion with a dropkick to the knee.
Quackman whips Explosion into the ropes, but Explosion reverses it.
Quackman goes for a clothesline, but Explosion counters it with a Gorilla Press.
Explosion goes for an elbowdrop, but Quackman rolls out of the way.
Quackman gives him a diving shoulderblock, but Explosion doesn't budge.
Quackman nails Explosion with a backward kick.
Quackman whips Explosion into the ropes, but Explosion reverses it.
Quackman misses with a clothesline.
Explosion hits Quackman with a clothesline.
Explosion hits Quackman with a Tombstone.
Explosion takes Quackman down with a short lariat.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, Shawn Michaels doesn't make it in time... three.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Explosion.
The winners are Star Power. Time of match: 0:09:29
Kevin Cole: Star Power gets the win! They will advance in the tournament to face the Lords of the Summit.
Nik Cain: Those two teams might just kill each other in that ring next week.
Kevin Cole: Tom Tennant is up next against the 550 pound monster, Comedy.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Rhapsody...
From Milwaukee, Wisconsin...
Weighing in at 550 pounds...
Comedy
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Fire...
From Morgantown, West Virginia...
Weighing in at 240 pounds...
"The Survivor" Tom Tennant
They lock up.
Tom Tennant hits Comedy with a single-leg takedown.
Tom Tennant goes for a jumping DDT, but Comedy throws him off.
Comedy takes Tom Tennant down with the Stinger Splash.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Comedy.
Comedy goes for a powerslam, but Tom Tennant counters it with a high cross body.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Tom Tennant goes for a kick to the midsection, but Comedy blocks it.
Comedy throws Tom Tennant out of the ring.
Blackie McGee counts: one, two, Tom Tennant reenters the ring.
Comedy kicks Tom Tennant.
Comedy punches Tom Tennant.
A portion of the crowd is booing Comedy.
Tom Tennant chops Comedy.
Tom Tennant punches Comedy.
Tom Tennant is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Comedy kicks Tom Tennant.
Comedy punches Tom Tennant.
Comedy acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Tom Tennant hits Comedy.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant.
Comedy punches Tom Tennant.
Comedy is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Comedy chops Tom Tennant.
Comedy runs into the ropes.
Tom Tennant misses with a clothesline.
Tom Tennant hits Comedy with a shoulderblock.
Tom Tennant flairs his arms out in a cocky fashion.
Tom Tennant is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Tom Tennant takes Comedy down with a senton bomb.
Tom Tennant is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Tom Tennant flairs his arms out in a cocky fashion.
Kevin Cole: A near fall after a perfectly executed senton bomb.
Nik Cain: Tennant sure seems proud of it.
Tom Tennant is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Tom Tennant leaves the ring.
He returns with a plunger.
Tom Tennant gives him a flying clothesline, but Comedy doesn't budge.
Comedy whips Tom Tennant into the ropes, but Tom Tennant reverses it.
Comedy misses with a clothesline.
Comedy hits Tom Tennant with a kick.
Comedy throws Tom Tennant out of the ring.
Comedy goes through the ropes.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Comedy.
Comedy hits a kick to the groin on Tom Tennant.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
Comedy reenters the ring.
Tom Tennant follows him back in.
Comedy hits Tom Tennant with a double arm DDT.
Comedy goes for the Russian Sickle, but Tom Tennant ducks out of the way.
Tom Tennant goes for a senton bomb, but Comedy rolls out of the way.
Comedy whips Tom Tennant into the ropes.
Comedy hits Tom Tennant with a shoulderblock.
Comedy throws Tom Tennant out of the ring.
Comedy goes through the ropes.
Tom Tennant is busted wide open.
Rhapsody comes from behind and distracts Tom Tennant.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
Comedy hits Tom Tennant with a power bomb.
Kevin Cole: Power bomb on the concrete!
Nik Cain: And now an already bloody Tennant has a sore back to contend with as well. Of course, Tennant is used to wrestling bloody and battered. Hell, its his specialty.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Blackie McGee counts: 2.
Blackie McGee counts: 3.
Tom Tennant whips Comedy into the guardrail.
Tom Tennant reenters the ring.
Comedy follows him back in.
Comedy brings the table into the ring.
Tom Tennant goes for a kick to the midsection, but Comedy blocks it.
Comedy hits Tom Tennant with a kick to the groin.
Comedy runs into the ropes.
Tom Tennant misses with a clothesline.
Comedy hits Tom Tennant with an elbow.
Comedy whips Tom Tennant into the ropes.
Comedy misses with a clothesline.
Comedy misses with a clothesline.
Comedy hits Tom Tennant with a kick.
Comedy laughs hysterically in the ring.
The cheers for Comedy are drowning out the boos.
Comedy sets up Tom Tennant on the table.
Comedy tries to encore Tom Tennant through the table, but he moves
out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Nik Cain: Its not every day you get to see a 550 pound man fall ass first through a table. I’m just gonna sit back and bask in the afterglow for a moment.
Tom Tennant leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Tom Tennant runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Tom Tennant executes a dropkick on Comedy.
Tom Tennant is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Tom Tennant gives him a single-leg takedown, but Comedy doesn't budge.
Tom Tennant throws Comedy out of the ring.
Blackie McGee counts: one, two, three, four, five, Comedy reenters the ring.
Tom Tennant runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Tom Tennant uses a flying clothesline on Comedy.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant.
Kevin Cole: Nice flying clothesline from Tennant.
Nik Cain: He is trying to use his speed in there. Good strategy, but will it be enough against a man who outweighs him by a staggering 310 pounds?
Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.
Tom Tennant puts Comedy in a grapevine.
Comedy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Tom Tennant hits Comedy with a senton bomb.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant goes for a grapevine, but Comedy kicks him off.
Comedy whips Tom Tennant into the ropes, but Tom Tennant reverses it.
Comedy hits Tom Tennant with a kick.
Comedy whips Tom Tennant into the ropes.
Tom Tennant misses with a kick.
Tom Tennant and Comedy get hit with a double clothesline.
Tom Tennant goes for a flying clothesline, but Comedy counters it with
a powerslam.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Comedy complains about a slow count.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Comedy.
Comedy hits Tom Tennant with the Stinger Splash.
The cheers for Comedy are drowning out the boos.
Comedy goes for a splash from the top rope, but Tom Tennant
rolls out of the way.
Tom Tennant gives him hurracanrana, but Comedy doesn't even care.
Nik Cain: Good news, Tennant managed to get the big man over with a hurracanrana. Bad news, it didn’t even phase him.
Tom Tennant hits Comedy with a single-leg takedown.
Tom Tennant uses a jumping DDT on Comedy.
Tom Tennant is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Tom Tennant executes a kneedrop on Comedy.
Tom Tennant gives him a single-leg takedown, but Comedy doesn't even care.
Comedy whips Tom Tennant into the ropes.
Tom Tennant gives him a flying clothesline, but Comedy doesn't even care.
Comedy runs into the ropes.
Kevin Cole: Tennant’s shots seem to be having no effect on Comedy whatsoever right now.
Comedy hits Tom Tennant with a shoulderblock.
Comedy whips Tom Tennant into the ropes.
Tom Tennant hits Comedy with a kick.
Tom Tennant goes for a jumping DDT, but Comedy throws him off.
Tom Tennant executes a kick to the midsection on Comedy.
Tom Tennant goes for a senton bomb, but Comedy rolls out of the way.
Comedy is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Comedy hits Tom Tennant with a series of headbutts to the head.
Comedy is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Comedy places Tom Tennant on the turnbuckle.
Comedy uses a top-rope diamond cutter on Tom Tennant.
Comedy hits Tom Tennant with a vertical facebuster.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Comedy complains about a slow count.
Comedy hits Tom Tennant with a side suplex.
The cheers for Comedy are drowning out the boos.
Comedy locks Tom Tennant in a choke lift.
Blackie McGee warns Comedy to let go.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three, four.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Comedy.
Comedy laughs hysterically in the ring.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Comedy.
Comedy hits Tom Tennant with the Jackhammer.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Comedy runs into the ropes.
Comedy hits Tom Tennant with a kick.
Comedy takes Tom Tennant down with a double underhook piledriver.
The cheers for Comedy are drowning out the boos.
Comedy places Tom Tennant on the turnbuckle.
Comedy nails Tom Tennant with a belly-to-belly superplex.
Kevin Cole: That belly-to-belly suplex from the top rope shock the entire ring!
Comedy goes for a full nelson slam, but Tom Tennant counters it with
a backward kick.
Tom Tennant is bleeding like hell.
Tom Tennant gives him a dropkick, but Comedy doesn't budge.
Comedy throws Tom Tennant out of the ring.
Blackie McGee counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Tom Tennant reenters the ring.
Comedy hits a bulldog on Tom Tennant.
The cheers for Comedy are drowning out the boos.
Comedy is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Comedy executes the Encore on Tom Tennant.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is wildly cheering Comedy with only a few scattered boos audible.
The winner is Comedy. Time of match: 0:10:49
Nik Cain: Comedy was too big for Tennant to get any real offense going against.
Kevin Cole: Next up, Oblivion is scheduled to take on Corwin Havens in a taped fist match. Let’s get right to the match.
(Oblivion starts towards the ring when Most Holy abruptly burst through the curtain, his Shovel raised over his head. Hearing something, Oblivion starts to turn but he’s too late, Most Holy brings the Shovel crashing down on top of his head. Oblivion takes a step backwards and then falls to the floor. The crowd roaring it’s approval.
Most Holy lays the Shovel down, jerks Oblivion to his feet, and in one smooth motion, rams the top his head into the metal end of the Shovel with a DDT. Most Holy slowly gets to his feet, one hand holding his neck, a snarl of rage or agony on his face, he picks up Oblivion again, blood pours over his face from a gash somewhere on top of his head. Most Holy positions himself over the Shovel head, positions Oblivion for a piledriver and drops him down on the dented metal. The crowd somehow gets louder.
Most Holy reaches into the crowd and grabs a folding wooden chair from a fan already on his feet. Most Holy sets the chair up in the middle of the aisle, Oblivion has managed to get to his hands and knees, Most Holy helps him the rest of the way up, he jerks Oblivion into a powerbomb position, takes a running start and smashes the back of Oblivion’s head through the seat of the chair with a sit down powerbomb. Extra security comes from the back to stop the crowd from climbing over the guardrails.
Neither man moves.
Slowly, Most Holy tosses Oblivion’s legs off of him. Most Holy rolls over onto his stomach, both hands clutching his neck. Zoe races from the back, she kneels down and has a short conversation with Holy. In obvious pain, Most Holy slowly climbs to his feet, Zoe pulling him up as best she can. With Zoe supporting him, they start to walk to the back but Holy stops and points at the Shovel. Zoe grabs it and hands it to Most Holy. Most Holy holds it with one hand over his head, the rafters shake as the crowd roars it’s chant as they slowly make their way to the back.)
Crowd: ‘L-O-S…L-O-S…L-O-S…L-O-S…L-O-S…L-O-S…L-O-S…L-O-S…L-O-S…L-O-S…’
Kevin Cole: Oblivion is out cold in a pool of his own blood!
Nik Cain: Holy’s mean streak is well documented and this is just one more shining example.
Kevin Cole: Oblivion looks to be in no condition to compete! Let’s cut away for a commercial break.
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: This is unbelievable, folks. During the break, Oblivion crawled to the ring on his hands and knees, literally leaving a trail of blood in his wake.
Nik Cain: He is on his feet in the ring, which is a feat in of itself. But now he’s got a top-notch athlete by the name of Corwin Havens to contend with.
~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-Taped Fist match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
From A Theater Near You...
Weighing in at 225 pounds...
"The eND Bringer" Oblivion
His opponent...
From Honolulu, Hawaii...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...
Corwin Havens
They lock up.
Oblivion whips Corwin Havens into the ropes, but Corwin Havens reverses it.
Corwin Havens hits Oblivion with a kick.
Corwin Havens goes for a dragon screw, but Oblivion counters it with
an enzuigiri to the face.
Oblivion whips Corwin Havens into the ropes, but Corwin Havens reverses it.
Oblivion hits Corwin Havens with a kick.
Oblivion yells "Again! Again!".
A small "Oblivion" chant is being started.
Nik Cain: Somehow Oblivion is managing to hold his own in there!
Oblivion throws Corwin Havens out of the ring.
Oblivion jumps onto him with a sunset flip powerbomb.
Oblivion executes the eND on Corwin Havens on the concrete floor.
The crowd is starting to get behind Oblivion.
Corwin Havens is out cold.
Oblivion executes the eND on Corwin Havens on the concrete floor.
The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.
Corwin Havens is out cold.
Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!
Nik Cain: In what was either an act of desperation or one of sheer viciousness or, most likely, a little of both, Oblivion has driven Havens neck first on the unforgiving concrete twice in a row. Havens is hurt and Oblivion is a bloody mess, this is what pro wrestling is all about!
Oblivion whips Corwin Havens into the guardrail.
Oblivion reenters the ring.
Corwin Havens follows him back in.
Oblivion punches Corwin Havens with the taped fist.
Oblivion has the crowd going wild.
Oblivion chops Corwin Havens.
Oblivion executes a double arm DDT on Corwin Havens.
The crowd is going crazy.
Oblivion goes for the eND, but Corwin Havens counters it with
a punch to the midsection.
Kevin Cole: It looks like Oblivion was looking to hit the eND again, this time in the middle of the ring.
Nik Cain: Yeah, but Havens had the presence of mind to counter with a punch to the gut.
Corwin Havens goes for a facerake, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion hits a Yakuza kick on Corwin Havens.
The chants for Oblivion are deafening.
Oblivion nails Corwin Havens with a springboard dropkick.
Oblivion yells "Again! Again!".
The crowd is behind Oblivion all the way.
Oblivion whips Corwin Havens into the ropes.
Corwin Havens hits Oblivion with an elbow.
Corwin Havens nails Oblivion with a flying bulldog.
A fan at ringside badmouths Corwin Havens.
Corwin Havens throws Oblivion out of the ring.
Corwin Havens goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Corwin Havens takes Oblivion down with a belly-to-back suplex.
Robert Loggia counts: 1.
Corwin Havens knocks Oblivion into the ringsteps.
Corwin Havens nails Oblivion with a spinning thrust kick.
Robert Loggia counts: 2.
Corwin Havens sits back in his gold plated chair and relaxes.
A fan at ringside badmouths Corwin Havens.
Nik Cain: Havens, working through what must be some pretty severe pain, has managed to get a strong upper hand on Oblivion, who looks close to passing out from blood loss.
Corwin Havens knocks Oblivion into the ringsteps.
Corwin Havens goes for a backdrop, but Oblivion blocks it.
Robert Loggia counts: 3.
Robert Loggia counts: 4.
Oblivion hits Corwin Havens with a dropkick to the groin.
Robert Loggia counts: 5.
Oblivion reenters the ring.
Corwin Havens follows him back in.
Oblivion hits Corwin Havens with a fisherman buster.
The crowd is behind Oblivion all the way.
Oblivion yells "Again! Again!".
The crowd is behind Oblivion all the way.
Oblivion executes a dropkick to the groin on Corwin Havens.
The crowd is behind Oblivion all the way.
Oblivion executes a cartwheel kick on Corwin Havens.
Oblivion throws Corwin Havens out of the ring.
Robert Loggia counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Corwin Havens reenters the ring.
Kevin Cole: Havens barely beats the ten count.
Nik Cain: And I don’t think that was Havens buying himself some time either. He is exhausted. Hell, so is Oblivion. He must be or he would have gone back out after Havens.
Oblivion hits Corwin Havens.
The chants for Oblivion are deafening.
Oblivion kicks Corwin Havens.
The crowd is behind Oblivion all the way.
Oblivion whips Corwin Havens into the ropes.
Oblivion hits Corwin Havens with a kick.
Oblivion goes for a snap suplex, but Corwin Havens counters it with
a small package.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Corwin Havens complains about a slow count.
Oblivion hits an inside cradle on Corwin Havens.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.
Corwin Havens complains about a fast count.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The winner is Oblivion. Time of match: 0:04:43
Kevin Cole: Oblivion wins!
Nik Cain: This match was short but brutal and, in the end, it took a mere inside cradle. Havens is being given medical attention and so is Oblivion, who is too tired to resist it.
Kevin Cole: Next up, we have some ladies in action. Fire takes on Rhapsody.
Nik Cain: There is some bad menstrual blood between these two.
Kevin Cole: Why do you have to be so vulgar?
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Comedy and Tragedy...
Hailing from Baltimore, Maryland...
Weighing in at 127 pounds...
Rhapsody
Her opponent...
Led to the ring by Tom Tennant...
Hailing from El Paso, Texas...
Weighing in at 120 pounds...
Fire
They lock up.
Fire throws Rhapsody out of the ring.
Fire jumps onto her with a corkscrew plancha.
Tragedy comes from behind and distracts Fire.
Rhapsody whips Fire into the guardrail.
Rhapsody executes a bulldog headlock on Fire.
Dick Palmer counts: 1.
Rhapsody blows kisses to the crowd.
The crowd is starting to get behind Rhapsody.
Rhapsody whips Fire into the guardrail.
Rhapsody grabs a chair.
Rhapsody takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Rhapsody goes for a dropkick, but Fire side-steps and Rhapsody only hits air.
Fire throws Rhapsody back into the ring.
Fire puts Rhapsody in the Liger Rack.
Rhapsody tries to fight the pain.
Rhapsody submits after 14 seconds.
The crowd is booing Fire.
The winner is Fire. Time of match: 0:00:43
Nik Cain: What the hell happened?
Kevin Cole: Fire managed to lock Rhapsody in a very painful hold dead center in the middle of the ring.
Nik Cain: Well that sucks.
Kevin Cole: That is sound technical wrestling.
Nik Cain: Yeah, that sucks.
Kevin Cole: Let’s just get back to the ring. Up next, former Television Champion Bad Dream’s tag team partner, Dream Warrior, takes on current champ Master Chuin. And the belt is on the line.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
It is for the FCW Television Title.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...
From parts unknown...
Weighing in at 243 pounds...
Dream Warrior
His opponent...
Fighting out of Village of Sinanju, South Korea...
Weighing in at 236 pounds...
The FCW Television Champion...
Master Chuin
They lock up.
Dream Warrior throws Master Chuin out of the ring.
Dream Warrior goes through the ropes.
Dream Warrior catches Master Chuin totally by surprise.
The crowd is cheering on Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior executes the Bad Night's Sleep on Master Chuin
on the concrete floor.
Master Chuin is out cold.
There are lots of chants for Dream Warrior.
Kevin Cole: Bad Night’s Sleep on the floor! The champ is out cold!
Nik Cain: We could be seeing the end of Master Chuin’s title reign right here tonight.
Dream Warrior executes a German suplex on Master Chuin.
Dream Warrior reenters the ring.
Master Chuin follows him back in.
Dream Warrior goes for a flying sunset flip, but Master Chuin counters it with
a choke lift.
Jeff Davis warns Master Chuin to let go.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three, four.
Master Chuin nails Dream Warrior with a dropkick to the knee.
Master Chuin executes a short lariat on Dream Warrior.
Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.
Master Chuin throws Dream Warrior out of the ring.
Master Chuin goes through the ropes.
Master Chuin whips Dream Warrior into the guardrail.
Jeff Davis counts: 1.
Master Chuin goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Dream Warrior blocks it.
Dream Warrior whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.
Dream Warrior goes for a dragon suplex, but Master Chuin counters it with
a go-behind.
Dream Warrior is busted wide open.
Master Chuin sets up a table.
Master Chuin whips Dream Warrior into the guardrail.
Jeff Davis counts: 2.
Master Chuin reenters the ring.
Dream Warrior follows him back in.
Dream Warrior brings the table into the ring.
Master Chuin goes for a short lariat, but Dream Warrior counters it with
a crucifix.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Dream Warrior hits a moonsault bodyblock on Master Chuin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Nik Cain: A pair of close calls. Warrior can feel the gold in his grasp right about now and Chuin can feel it slipping away.
Dream Warrior goes for a frog splash, but Master Chuin rolls out of the way.
Master Chuin whips Dream Warrior into the ropes, but Dream Warrior reverses it.
Master Chuin hits Dream Warrior with a short lariat.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Master Chuin nails Dream Warrior with an enzuigiri.
The crowd is booing Master Chuin.
Master Chuin uses a spinwheel kick to the back of the head on Dream Warrior.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Master Chuin hits Dream Warrior with a T-Bone Suplex.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Dream Warrior complains about a fast count.
The crowd is booing Master Chuin.
The winner is Master Chuin. Time of match: 0:02:25
Kevin Cole: Unbelievable! That T-Bome suplex from the champ was enough to get the three count on Dream Warrior.
Nik Cain: Warrior had control of most of that match, but the champ was getting in some good shots the whole time. Hey, he ain’t champ for nothing. He may look, dress, and talk funny, but he can sure fight.
Kevin Cole: You sound as bad as Sexton.
Nik Cain: Hey, I ain’t the one who called him Chin for an entire broadcast.
Kevin Cole: It was my first day! Hold on, I am receiving word that the president of FCW, James Crawford is ready to come out here and once again address this crowd.
(“Smoke on the Water” blasts over the PA as a less than happy looking James Crawford comes to the ring. He is, as always, accompanied by the Masked Fat Guys. He gets to the center of the ring and pulls a microphone out of his coat pocket.)
James Crawford: First things first. I’d like to make a few announcements regarding the upcoming pay per view. For those who do not already know, the event has been attracting a rather large amount of interest and, as such, will be held at Madison Square Garden in New York City. (mixed reaction from the crowd) But, fear not, you fans are the ones who got us there, so we are going to make sure you get there. Tickets for this event technically go on sale tomorrow but will be available to you fans here tonight after the show. (the crowd pops)
Now, as for matches, I’ve got a few more of those to announce. First, based on the actions of last week, I’ve decided to let Dan Sexton and Jason Star go at it one on one. And, at Sexton’s request, it will be in a Cross match.
Then there is our newcomer, Deathwish. (another pop from the crowd) You know, I signed you to a contract to wrestle, not to come out here and split open the head of one of my hot young prospects with a steel chair. So, in an attempt to make a positive out of this negative, I will have you meet Jonathan Chambers in two weeks at Pledge Your Allegiance.
And then there are the ladies. (huge pop) I’m an equal opportunity kind of guy. Why should women be held to lesser standards than men? So, much like the World Title, the Women’s Title will be determined at Pledge Your Allegiance in a 4-way Texas Death match. It will be Fire, Lollipop, Zoe Burgess, and Rhapsody vying for the title.
And, last and most certainly least, I come to the matter of Unleaded and Head Break Kid. (the crowd boos) I did a little checking, made a few phone calls, and found out what I had suspected from the start. It seems those two were out partying all night last night and decided they were just too tired and hung over to bother coming to the arena tonight.
Now, I could can you both for breech of contract right here and now, and believe me it was tempting. But then I realized that I had a golden opportunity here. And I did not get to where I am today by passing up golden opportunities. So, no, I will not fire both of you. I’m just going to fire one of you. At Pledge Your Allegiance its gonna be Unleaded versus Head Break Kid in a loser leaves town ladder match. And, on top of the ladder, a bucket of dog waste. That way, whoever manages to win the match and keep their job can have a nice reminder of exactly what I think of them.
(Crawford drops the mic. “Smoke on the Water” plays again as he and his body guards make their way to the backstage area.)
Kevin Cole: I can only hope that someone can talk president Crawford out of this madness!
Nik Cain: “Dog waste”. That man is a genius.
Kevin Cole: Don’t you realize that two men’s livelihoods are on the line here?
Nik Cain: Yeah, that’s what makes it such a great match.
Kevin Cole: You really have a problem. We’ve got to take our last break of the night. When we return two of the top contenders for the FCW World Title go at it one on one. Don’t go anywhere!
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: We are back and we are not wasting any time! Scion versus Mark Payne is next!
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This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Rhapsody...
From New York City...
Weighing in at 228 pounds...
Scion
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Lollipop...
Hailing from Allentown, Pennsylvania...
Weighing in at 287 pounds...
"The Blonde Bastard" Mark Payne
They lock up.
Mark Payne runs into the ropes.
Scion goes for a spinebuster slam, but Mark Payne counters it with a DDT.
Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans..
A portion of the crowd is booing Mark Payne.
Mark Payne whips Scion into the ropes, but Scion reverses it.
Scion hits Mark Payne with a kick.
Scion leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Scion sets up the chair.
Scion goes for a fireman's carry into a flapjack, but Mark Payne
counters it with a crucifix.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne takes Scion down with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.
Mark Payne whips Scion into the turnbuckle.
Scion comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
Nik Cain: Payne knows his way around that ring. The rookie is gonna have a hard time getting the upper hand. But Scion is as gifted a rookie as I have ever seen.
Mark Payne hits a dropkick to the groin on Scion.
Mark Payne acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans..
Mark Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Mark Payne runs into the ropes.
Mark Payne goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Scion counters it with
an armbar submission.
Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Scion.
Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.
Scion goes for a tiger bomb, but Mark Payne counters it with a backdrop.
Mark Payne puts Scion in a figure-four leglock.
Scion's shoulders are on the mat.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Scion's shoulders are on the mat.
Blackie McGee counts: One, shoulder up.
Scion's shoulders are on the mat.
Blackie McGee counts: One, shoulder up.
Scion tries to escape the hold.
Scion's shoulders are on the mat.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Scion tries to fight the pain.
Scion's shoulders are on the mat.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Scion's shoulders are on the mat.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Scion isn't moving anymore.
Blackie McGee asks Scion if he should stop the fight.
Scion shakes his head.
Mark Payne lets go after 59 seconds.
Mark Payne uses a low blow on Scion.
Nik Cain: Damn, Scion was in that hold for about a minute but refused to tap out. Payne released the hold in frustration and then nailed Scion with a low blow.
Mark Payne whips Scion into the ropes, but Scion reverses it.
Scion hits Mark Payne with a clothesline.
Mark Payne falls out of the ring.
Blackie McGee counts: one, two, three, Mark Payne reenters the ring.
Scion uses a somersault legdrop on Mark Payne.
Scion runs into the ropes.
Scion takes Mark Payne down with a spinwheel enzuigiri to the face.
Scion acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Scion places Mark Payne on the turnbuckle.
Scion takes Mark Payne down with a top-rope power bomb.
Scion acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Kevin Cole: Top rope power bomb!
Nik Cain: Scion fighting back.
Scion chops Mark Payne.
Scion is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Mark Payne chops Scion.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mark Payne.
Mark Payne kicks Scion.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Mark Payne hits Scion.
Mark Payne leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Mark Payne sets up the chair.
Mark Payne goes for a Cradle DDT, but Scion blocks it.
Scion whips Mark Payne into the turnbuckle.
Scion runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Scion nails Mark Payne with a cradle suplex.
Scion throws Mark Payne out of the ring.
Scion jumps onto him with Asai moonsault.
Scion throws Mark Payne back into the ring.
Scion goes for a double arm DDT, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Mark Payne takes Scion down with a flapjack into diamond cutter.
Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.
Mark Payne complains about a slow count.
Mark Payne hits a fisherman buster on Scion.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Kevin Cole: A fisherman buster by Payne has Scion in a bad way.
Mark Payne hits Scion with a clothesline from the top rope.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mark Payne nails Scion with a front-layout suplex.
Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans..
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Mark Payne throws Scion out of the ring.
Mark Payne jumps onto him with a shooting star press.
Mark Payne knocks Scion into the ringpost.
Mark Payne whips Scion into the guardrail.
Mark Payne nails Scion with the drop toehold onto a chair.
Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans..
Mark Payne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Mark Payne is handed the brass knuckles.
Mark Payne hits him with the brass knuckles.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Kevin Cole: Payne resorts to using a pair of brass knuckles.
Nik Cain: You almost sound surprised. This is Mark Payne we’re talking about here.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
Scion is handed a frying pan.
Scion hits him with the frying pan.
Scion acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Nik Cain: Scion fires back with a frying pan.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Blackie McGee counts: 2.
Mark Payne throws Scion back into the ring.
Mark Payne hits Scion.
The crowd is wildly cheering Mark Payne with only a few scattered boos audible.
Scion hits Mark Payne.
Scion punches Mark Payne.
Mark Payne punches Scion.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Scion hits Mark Payne.
Scion hits Mark Payne.
Scion seemingly enjoys the boos.
Scion sets up the chair.
Scion executes a spinebuster slam onto the chair on Mark Payne.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Scion executes a bulldog headlock on Mark Payne.
Scion uses a hiptoss on Mark Payne.
Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.
Scion goes for a European uppercut, but Mark Payne counters it with a backslide.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Kevin Cole: Big kick out by Scion!
Scion goes for a spinebuster slam, but Mark Payne counters it with
a kick to the head.
Mark Payne uses the Running Forearm Smash on Scion.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne executes the Superstar Superkick on Scion.
Mark Payne goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
Mark Payne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
The winner is Mark Payne. Time of match: 0:06:21
Kevin Cole: Superstar Superkick! Payne wins! We are just about out of time. Tune in next week!
(Fade to black)
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