(The standard Full Contact TV intro runs. Then we cut to a live scene of the packed FCW Arena. The camera pans around to show the fans, many of whom have taken to bringing signs. Many are less than clever like “Dark Enigma Kicks Ass” or the somewhat more thoughtful “Tom Tennant: The Only TRUE Survivor”. But one creative fan near the front is holding up a giant “SEXTON SUCKKKS” sign. We cut to the announce table where Kevin Cole and Nik Cain are once again situated.)
Kevin Cole: Welcome to Full Contact TV! This week we are kicking things off in a big way as TV Champion Bad Dreams takes on Mark Payne in a non-title match.
Nik Cain: Dreams personally made this challenge to Payne. It appears at the top of this card due to the fact that a TV champ is required to defend the belt on every single show, without fail. So, this is an attempt to give the champ the maximum amount of time to recover before his title defense at the end of the night against Master Chuin.
Kevin Cole: This should be a great match up!
Nik Cain: I don’t know. I think Dreams may have bitten off a bit more than he can chew. He is the Television Champion and has been rather successful thus far in the FCW, but Payne is fighting like a man possessed.
Kevin Cole: Let’s get to the ring!
This contest is a non-title-match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...
Fighting out of parts unknown...
Weighing in at 258 pounds...
The FCW Television Champion...
Bad Dreams
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Lollipop...
Hailing from Allentown, Pennsylvania...
Weighing in at 287 pounds...
"The Blonde Bastard" Mark Payne
They lock up.
Bad Dreams whips Mark Payne into the ropes.
Mark Payne goes for a dropkick to the groin, but Bad Dreams side-steps and
Mark Payne only hits air.
Bad Dreams attempts to place Mark Payne on the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne
blocks it.
Bad Dreams punches Mark Payne.
Bad Dreams hits Mark Payne.
A portion of the crowd is booing Bad Dreams.
Kevin Cole: The two opponents, still in the feeling out phase.
Bad Dreams kicks Mark Payne.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams goes for a Russian legsweep, but Mark Payne counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Mark Payne whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Bad Dreams misses with a clothesline.
Mark Payne hits Bad Dreams with a shoulderblock.
Mark Payne whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Bad Dreams hits Mark Payne with a clothesline.
Mark Payne falls out of the ring.
Bad Dreams goes through the ropes.
Bad Dreams throws Mark Payne back into the ring.
Bad Dreams brings the table into the ring.
Mark Payne sets up Bad Dreams on the table.
Mark Payne executes a Northern Lights bomb through the table.
The table didn't break.
Mark Payne is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Mark Payne nails Bad Dreams with a fisherman buster.
Mark Payne is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Mark Payne executes a tilt-a-whirl powerslam on Bad Dreams.
A portion of the crowd is booing Mark Payne.
Nik Cain: Payne appears to be done feeling out and is now trying to tear Bad Dreams inside out.
Mark Payne runs into the ropes.
Mark Payne hits the Running Forearm Smash on Bad Dreams.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, kickout.
Mark Payne whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Mark Payne uses a dropkick to the groin on Bad Dreams.
Mark Payne acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Mark Payne sets up Bad Dreams on the table.
Mark Payne executes a flapjack into diamond cutter through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Mark Payne acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Mark Payne is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mark Payne hits Bad Dreams with the Running Forearm Smash.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, kickout.
Mark Payne runs into the ropes.
Mark Payne executes the Running Forearm Smash on Bad Dreams.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Another near fall!
Nik Cain: Payne is now dominating this match, but Dreams is showing a lot of resilience. However, he has to get some offense going or he has no chance of winning this match up.
Mark Payne goes for a Cradle DDT, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams hits Mark Payne with a leg lariat.
Bad Dreams throws Mark Payne out of the ring.
Harry Buttcheek counts: one, Mark Payne reenters the ring.
Bad Dreams kicks Mark Payne.
Mark Payne punches Bad Dreams.
Mark Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Mark Payne punches Bad Dreams.
Mark Payne seemingly enjoys the boos.
Bad Dreams kicks Mark Payne.
A portion of the crowd is booing Bad Dreams.
Mark Payne punches Bad Dreams.
Mark Payne hits Bad Dreams.
Mark Payne is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Mark Payne goes for a guillotine choke, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams runs into the ropes.
Bad Dreams misses with an elbow.
Bad Dreams misses with a clothesline.
Mark Payne misses with a clothesline.
Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Mark Payne.
Kevin Cole: Good Night Irene!
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kevin Cole: Kickout!
Nik Cain: Payne showing a little resilience of his own, avoiding the three count after getting drilled into the mat by Dreams.
Bad Dreams whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it.
Bad Dreams goes for a flying forearm, but Mark Payne ducks out of the way.
Mark Payne whips Bad Dreams into the ropes, but Bad Dreams reverses it.
Mark Payne hits a flapjack into diamond cutter on Bad Dreams.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mark Payne hits Bad Dreams with a dropkick to the groin.
Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans..
Mark Payne seemingly enjoys the boos.
Mark Payne runs into the ropes.
Mark Payne nails Bad Dreams with a swinging neckbreaker.
Mark Payne is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans..
Mark Payne seemingly enjoys the boos.
Mark Payne uses the Diamond Cutter on Bad Dreams.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mark Payne.
Mark Payne takes Bad Dreams down with a dropkick to the groin.
The cheers for Mark Payne are drowning out the boos.
Mark Payne is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Mark Payne leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Mark Payne takes the chair.
Mark Payne executes a corkscrew legdrop with the chair on Bad Dreams.
Harry Buttcheek removes the chair from the ring.
Mark Payne takes Bad Dreams down with the drop toehold onto a chair.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne hits Bad Dreams with a fisherman buster.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mark Payne.
Mark Payne is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mark Payne hits Bad Dreams with a choke bomb.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Mark Payne executes the Superstar Superkick on Bad Dreams.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mark Payne.
Mark Payne goes for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.
Mark Payne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
The winner is Mark Payne. Time of match: 0:03:54
Kevin Cole: Unbelievable! Payne schooled the champ in there.
Nik Cain: Bad Dreams is no slouch, not by a long shot. But Payne sure made him look like one. Once again, The Blonde Bastard sends a loud message, one the rest of the guys in the locker room can’t help but hear.
(We cut to the backstage area. Adonis is seen doing some last minute stretches to get warmed up for his match. Mark Payne walks by drinking a bottle of water and looking very satisfied with himself, as usual. He pays Adonis no mind and Adonis continues stretching. Then Lollipop comes, for a lack of a better word, prancing by. Adonis stops mid stretch and turns his head to follow Lollipop’s passing back side. He stares for a couple seconds before shaking his head and finishing his warm up.)
Kevin Cole: Next up, we have Adonis taking on some guy named Tex.
Nik Cain: Yeah, I have no idea who this guy is. Never seen him, never even heard of him. But I’m guessing he might be from Texas.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Fighting out of Deep in the Heart of Texas...
Weighing in at 273 pounds...
"Big" Tex
Nik Cain: Somebody call Barry Windham, cuz someone just stole his appearance.
His opponent...
Hailing from Athens, Greece...
Weighing in at 236 pounds...
Adonis
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness!
Nik Cain: Oh, man. The standards and practices people are going to have a field day with this one. For those of you at home who, most likely, cannot see what we are talking about thanks to some fine editing, Adonis is, well, let’s just say his leave is hanging at a much different angle than usual.
Kevin Cole: How can he even come out here like that? Does he have no shame?
Nik Cain: This is Adonis we are talking about here.
They lock up.
Tex nails Adonis with a snap mare.
Tex uses a series of punches to the stomach on Adonis.
A few fans are cheering on Tex.
Tex yells "Yee Haw!".
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Tex.
Tex hits a bulldog on Adonis.
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Tex.
Tex executes an atomic drop on Adonis.
Adonis begs off.
Tex executes the Big Lariat on Adonis.
A few fans are cheering on Tex.
Tex goes for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.
A few fans are cheering on Tex.
The winner is Tex. Time of match: 0:00:46
Nik Cain: God damn! Adonis damn near got his head torn off while obviously thinking with his other one.
(“Smoke on the Water” by Deep Purple blasts over the PA. James Crawford heads to the ring, flanked by the Masked Fat Guys. He can be seen chuckling a little bit, presumably due to Adonis’ little mishap, shall we say.)
Kevin Cole: And the president is making his way to the ring!
(Once in the ring, Crawford begins to address the crowd.)
James Crawford: I hope everyone is enjoying the show so far. You fans are the best fans in the world and are a big reason why FCW is doing so well. We are doing so well, in fact, that we are about to take pay per view television by storm. That’s right, on February 16th FCW will present Pledge Your Allegiance only on pay per view. Many great match ups will be announced for this event in upcoming weeks but what I will say right now is that all vacant FCW titles will be awarded that night. Starting next week, an 8 team tag team tournament will commence to determine the first ever FCW Tag Team Champions and the final match of that tournament will take place at Pledge Your Allegiance. And the FCW World Champion will be determined that night in an unprecedented four way Texas Death Match. Two of the men competing in this match have yet to be determined and will be announced in the near future, but I’ll let you all in on the other two competitors right now. They are none other than “close personal friends” Mark Payne and Tom Tennant. Payne, Tennant, and two other men soon to be determined will fight it out in what promises to be a blood bath on February 16th only on pay per view! That is all for now, enjoy the rest of the show.
(“Smoke on the Water” begins to play again and Crawford and his bodyguards make their way to the backstage area.)
Kevin Cole: Huge news from the president!
Nik Cain: A four way Texas Death Match. I don’t think I have ever heard of such a thing being done. Anyone who can survive such a match, let alone win it, is more than worthy of being crowned the first ever FCW World Champion.
Kevin Cole: And what about the tag tournament?
Nik Cain: Yeah, that should provide us with some classic tag match ups. The actual first round matches have yet to be announced, but you have to figure both the Thespian Express and Nightmare Express have to be heavy favorites to capture the gold.
Kevin Cole: I can’t believe FCW is coming to pay per view! We have to cut away for commercials but we still have plenty of action for you tonight, and its absolutely free! So stay tuned!
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: We are back! Let’s get right to the ring for some women’s action!
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Hailing from San Francisco, California...
Weighing in at 138 pounds...
Zoe Burgess
Her opponent...
From Malibu, California...
Weighing in at 134 pounds...
Lollipop
They lock up.
Lollipop executes a bulldog headlock on Zoe Burgess.
Lollipop whips Zoe Burgess into the turnbuckle, but Zoe Burgess reverses it.
Lollipop comes back and rocks Zoe Burgess with a clothesline.
Lollipop chops Zoe Burgess.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Lollipop.
Lollipop punches Zoe Burgess.
Lollipop whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes.
Lollipop hits Zoe Burgess with a clothesline.
Zoe Burgess falls out of the ring.
Lollipop goes for a shooting star press, but Zoe Burgess moves out of the way.
Lollipop is out cold.
Zoe Burgess is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Nik Cain: Ouch. A high-risk move way too early cost Lollipop that time. Chalk that one up to having a bit of ring rust.
Zoe Burgess knocks Lollipop into the ringpost.
Zoe Burgess knocks Lollipop into the ringsteps.
Jeff Davis counts: 1.
Zoe Burgess goes for a European uppercut, but Lollipop blocks it.
Jeff Davis counts: 2.
Lollipop knocks Zoe Burgess into the ringsteps.
Jeff Davis counts: 3.
Lollipop reenters the ring.
Zoe Burgess follows her back in.
Lollipop attempts to place Zoe Burgess on the turnbuckle, but Zoe Burgess
blocks it.
Lollipop leaves the ring.
She returns with a chair.
Lollipop sets up the chair.
Lollipop hits Zoe Burgess with a power bomb onto the chair.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Lollipop throws Zoe Burgess out of the ring.
Lollipop goes through the ropes.
Lollipop uses a bodyslam on Zoe Burgess.
Jeff Davis counts: 1.
Lollipop sets up a table.
Lollipop whips Zoe Burgess into the guardrail.
Lollipop sets up Zoe Burgess on the table.
Lollipop executes a frog splash through the table.
The table didn't break.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Lollipop.
Lollipop hits Zoe Burgess with a front slam.
Lollipop sets up Zoe Burgess on the table.
Lollipop executes a power bomb through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Nik Cain: Now that is the Lollipop I remember.
Kevin Cole: These women frighten me terribly.
Jeff Davis counts: 2.
Lollipop reenters the ring.
Zoe Burgess follows her back in.
Lollipop is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Lollipop goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Zoe Burgess counters it with a DDT.
Lollipop begs off.
Zoe Burgess uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Lollipop.
Zoe Burgess uses a fist to the midsection on Lollipop.
Zoe Burgess is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Zoe Burgess goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Lollipop counters it with
a backdrop.
In turn, Zoe Burgess counters it with a sunset flip.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Zoe Burgess runs into the ropes.
Lollipop misses with a clothesline.
Zoe Burgess hits Lollipop with an elbow.
Zoe Burgess whips Lollipop into the turnbuckle.
Jeff Davis removes the chair from the ring.
Zoe Burgess goes for a back suplex, but Lollipop blocks it.
Zoe Burgess begs off.
Nik Cain: It always does my heart good to see a woman on her knees.
Lollipop whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes, but Zoe Burgess reverses it.
Zoe Burgess gives her a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Lollipop only stares at her.
Lollipop throws Zoe Burgess out of the ring.
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, Zoe Burgess reenters the ring.
Lollipop hits Zoe Burgess with a flying forearm.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Lollipop leaves the ring.
She returns with a chair.
Lollipop runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Lollipop executes a frog splash on Zoe Burgess.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Zoe Burgess begs off.
Lollipop whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes, but Zoe Burgess reverses it.
Zoe Burgess hits Lollipop with an elbow.
Zoe Burgess is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Zoe Burgess uses a headbutt on Lollipop.
Jeff Davis removes the chair from the ring.
Zoe Burgess hits Lollipop with an enzuigiri to the face.
Zoe Burgess uses a frog splash on Lollipop.
Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.
Lollipop begs off.
Nik Cain: Oh yeah.
Kevin Cole: Have you no respect for women at all?
Nik Cain: Yeah, its in my pants.
Kevin Cole: Why do I even bother?
Zoe Burgess throws Lollipop out of the ring.
Zoe Burgess goes through the ropes.
Zoe Burgess hits a frog splash on Lollipop.
Jeff Davis counts: 1.
Zoe Burgess reenters the ring.
Lollipop follows her back in.
Zoe Burgess throws Lollipop out of the ring.
Zoe Burgess goes through the ropes.
Zoe Burgess executes a pumphandle slam on Lollipop.
Zoe Burgess whips Lollipop into the guardrail.
Jeff Davis counts: 1.
Zoe Burgess knocks Lollipop into the ringsteps.
Jeff Davis counts: 2.
Jeff Davis counts: 3.
Zoe Burgess reenters the ring.
Lollipop follows her back in.
Zoe Burgess goes for a headbutt, but Lollipop blocks it.
Lollipop places Zoe Burgess on the turnbuckle.
Lollipop executes a double underhook superplex on Zoe Burgess.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Nice double underhook suplex off the top turnbuckle.
Lollipop takes Zoe Burgess down with a superkick.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Lollipop.
Lollipop leaves the ring.
She returns with a chair.
Lollipop sets up the chair.
Lollipop executes a Cradle DDT onto the chair on Zoe Burgess.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Jeff Davis removes the chair from the ring.
Lollipop goes for a hiptoss, but Zoe Burgess counters it with a backslide.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Zoe Burgess hits Lollipop.
Zoe Burgess is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Zoe Burgess punches Lollipop.
Zoe Burgess hits Lollipop.
Zoe Burgess gets a cobra clutch on Lollipop.
Lollipop reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Lollipop begs off.
Zoe Burgess goes for a back suplex, but Lollipop flips over.
Lollipop nails Zoe Burgess with an inside cradle.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Lollipop hits Zoe Burgess with a jawbreaker.
Zoe Burgess begs off.
Lollipop hits Zoe Burgess with a flying forearm.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Lollipop goes for a bodyslam, but Zoe Burgess counters it with a facerake.
The cheers for Zoe Burgess are drowning out the boos.
Zoe Burgess throws Lollipop out of the ring.
Zoe Burgess goes through the ropes.
Zoe Burgess whips Lollipop into the guardrail.
Zoe Burgess goes for a backspin DDT, but Lollipop counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
Lollipop reenters the ring.
Zoe Burgess follows her back in.
Zoe Burgess begs off.
Lollipop whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes, but Zoe Burgess reverses it.
Zoe Burgess hits Lollipop with a shoulderblock.
Zoe Burgess is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Zoe Burgess complains about a slow count.
Zoe Burgess takes Lollipop down with a falling splash.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Zoe Burgess whips Lollipop into the ropes.
Zoe Burgess misses with an elbow.
Lollipop uses a flying forearm on Zoe Burgess.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Lollipop throws Zoe Burgess out of the ring.
Lollipop jumps onto her with a ringpost moonsault.
Lollipop reenters the ring.
Zoe Burgess follows her back in.
Lollipop runs into the ropes.
Lollipop uses the Running Forearm Smash on Zoe Burgess.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Zoe Burgess begs off.
Lollipop leaves the ring.
She returns with a chair.
Lollipop sets up the chair.
Lollipop hits a dragon suplex onto the chair on Zoe Burgess.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Lollipop locks Zoe Burgess in a double reverse chinlock.
Zoe Burgess breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Zoe Burgess throws Lollipop out of the ring.
Zoe Burgess goes through the ropes.
Zoe Burgess goes for a back suplex, but Lollipop flips over.
Lollipop whips Zoe Burgess into the guardrail.
Lollipop goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Zoe Burgess counters it with
a backward kick.
Zoe Burgess is handed a frying pan.
Zoe Burgess hits her with the frying pan.
Zoe Burgess takes a swing at Lollipop with the frying pan, but she
gets out of the way.
Lollipop snatches the frying pan from her.
Lollipop hits her with the frying pan.
Lollipop seemingly enjoys the boos.
Nik Cain: Two women attacking each other with a frying pan. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
Lollipop takes Zoe Burgess down with a headbutt.
Lollipop reenters the ring.
Zoe Burgess follows her back in.
Lollipop gives the sign for the Northern Lights Of Malibu.
Lollipop executes the Northern Lights Of Malibu on Zoe Burgess.
Lollipop seemingly enjoys the boos.
Lollipop goes for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Lollipop acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her.
The winner is Lollipop. Time of match: 0:10:01
Nik Cain: The Northern Lights of Malibu spells the end for Burgess.
Kevin Cole: I’m being informed that we are cutting away to something called the Master Chuin Show.
Nik Cain: How does that guy get a show of his own while I’m stuck here working with you?
(We open up to a set not unlike the set of the "Late Show" with David Letterman. The familiar desk/couch arrangement is present, but with a few modifications. Instead of Paul Schaffer and his band, we see a xylophone player, accompanied by a man dressed in a tuxedo and playing a set of Zamfir style Pan flutes. As soothing melodies caress the air, the ring announcer ushers forth these words.)
ANNOUNCER: Good evening ladies and germs, welcome to the "MASTER CHUIN SHHHHHHOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" At this time I would like to introduce the man who needs no introduction, the man of the hour, and our gracious host for this evening... the one, the only... MASTER CHHHHHUUUIIINNN!!!!!!!
(At this point, the band kicks up into a lively xylophone and flute rendition of "Inna Godda Da Vida" as Master Chuin glides onto the stage.)
MASTER CHUIN: Greetings to my legions of round-eyed fans in America! For my inaugural Master Chuin Show, I have a very special surprise for you. No doubt my special surprise guest will delight you all, because he is the one person that even fat whitelings like yourself can feel superior to! Please give a hearty round of applause to DAN SEXTON!!
(Clad in a pair of ratty old Levis' and wearing a "Foghat World Tour '75" t-shirt, Dan Sexton struts on stage.)
MASTER CHUIN: Let us get right to the questions, Mr. Sexton. Question number one: Your mentor, Most Holy has gained the respect and admiration of thousands of adoring fans. He has won many prestigious titles, and conquered many dangerous foes. Meanwhile, your career consists mainly of getting beaten up by angry black men. How does it feel to be his the manservant of one so great?
DAN SEXTON: Manservant? Hey, Da White Guy From Jersey serves no one. Da Mostest may be da greatest Cruiserweight ta ever step into da ring but I’ve been da World Tag Champ on two occasions, somethin’ dat he ain’t done. As for getting’ beat up by angry….blacks….dey is all angry, by da way…at least I’m not some slant eyed gook tryin’ ta act like a kike. I smile every morning when I see my shiny white face in da mirror.
MASTER CHUIN: Ahhhh... I see. Question number two: As children we all have role models. Who has been your greatest idol and role model? Nevermind, I will answer that question myself. It is clear the one known as "Archie Bunker" has had a great influence on your life. Heee heee heeeeee... I have made a funny. I now give you permission to laugh uproariously.
(Sexton, and the crowd in general meet Chuin's joke with a mixture of boredom and complete disinterest. In fact, if someone were to drop a pin, you could probably hear it right now.)
MASTER CHUIN: Ahhhhh... next question. In recent weeks we have seen you at the sight of the abandoned LoS gym. What are your plans for this filthy, run-down rathole, and how do you propose to keep yourself from getting soundly pummeled by the neighborhood bullies?
DAN SEXTON: Now dat we’s back in da original LoS gym, we’s got two things going for us. Da LoS don’t take no shit from anyone. Youse piss on one of us, we’s all gonna piss on you. Dat and my Uncle Guido gave us some free ‘insurance’.
MASTER CHUIN: Very well, I see by the clock on the wall that our time here is nearly over. Do you have any last words of ignorance for the live studio audience??
DAN SEXTON: Ignorance? Youse has been insultin’ me ever since I got stuck doin’ dis show. If youse wanted some colored boy to come on here and take youse abuse…
(A young black man steps into the camera shot, pointing a finger at Sexton and shouting something that mics can’t quite pick up. Sexton stands up, Chuin is to his feet a second later but it’s too late, Sexton sucker punches the black man.)
Sexton: …SO DAT’S IT, YOUSE WANTED TA GET ME ON DA SHOW SO YOUSE COULD SUPPRESS DA TRUTH…DA WHITE MAN WILL NOT BE SURPRESSED…IF YOUSE AIN’T WHITE, YOUSE NEEDS TA GET DA HELL OUTTA DA COUNTRY….
(A chair flies in from stage right, staggering Sexton as it bounces off the side of his head.)
Sexton: ….YOUSE GOT DAT ON TAPE, DAT DRIT CAMEL SLUT HIT ME WIT’ A CHAIR…
(A short Lebonese woman jumps at Sexton, trying to claw his eyes, Sexton catches both her hands and easily tosses her over Chuin’s desk.)
Sexton: WHAT ELSE YOUSE GOT TA THROW AT ME? HUH? HOW ABOUT SOME BISEXUAL IRANIAN BITCH WIT’ ONE LEG? HUH? BRING SOME MORE A DEM PORCH MONKEYS….HOW ABOUT SOME WETBACK SUCKING THE LIFE OUTTA DA ECONOMY?
(Security finally grabs Sexton, one man on each arm and another behind Sexton with the best choke hold he can get on him.)
Sexton: SURE…SUPRESS DA TRUTH….YOUSE CAN’T DRIVE DA WHITE MAN DOWN….HEY CHUIN…YOUSE WANTS TA FEED YOUSE VILLAGE? OPEN A WHORE HOUSE….DAT’S ALL YOUSE SLANT EYED VEIT CONG IS GOOD FOR ANYWAY….
(A round house kick to Sexton’s jaw silences his tirade, Master Chuin stands up and adjust his suit.)
MASTER CHUIN: That’s Korean, damnit.
(Security drags Sexton off the stage, the audience rise to their feet, giving Chuin an ovation as he makes his way back to his desk.)
MASTER CHUIN: On that note, I wish to enlighten your lives with this ancient tidbit of Korean wisdom: "Measure Twice, Cut Once"!!! Until next time, I am the Magnificent Master Chuin saying FAREWELL!!!!
(We cut back to the announce table.)
Kevin Cole: . . .
Nik Cain: . . .
Kevin: Let’s go to the ring.
Nik Cain: Good idea.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
From Syracuse, New York...
Weighing in at 216 pounds...
Vegan Warrior
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Alex DiGiacomo...
Fighting out of Toronto, Ontario, Canada...
Weighing in at 100 pounds...
Quackman
They lock up.
Vegan Warrior goes for a slap, but Quackman blocks it.
Quackman whips Vegan Warrior into the turnbuckle.
Quackman runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Quackman hits Air Sabu on Vegan Warrior.
Quackman is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Quackman goes for a brain buster, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.
Vegan Warrior whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it.
Vegan Warrior hits Quackman with a clothesline.
Vegan Warrior throws Quackman out of the ring.
Vegan Warrior goes through the ropes.
Vegan Warrior knocks Quackman into the ringpos
Vegan Warrior goes for a jumping DDT, but Quackman counters it with a backdrop.
Jeff Davis counts: 1.
Vegan Warrior is busted wide open.
Nik Cain: Vegan Warrior is bloody on the outside, courtesy of a midget who thinks he’s a duck. Still, he’s already made a better showing than he did last week.
Quackman hits a diving shoulderblock on Vegan Warrior.
Quackman reenters the ring.
Vegan Warrior follows him back in.
Quackman goes for an arm grapevine, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.
Vegan Warrior hits Quackman with a rana.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Vegan Warrior hits a corkscrew armdrag on Quackman.
Vegan Warrior goes for a floatover DDT, but Quackman throws him off.
Quackman goes for a DDT, but Vegan Warrior counters it with a backdrop.
Vegan Warrior hits a diving headbutt on Quackman.
Vegan Warrior hits Quackman with a dropkick.
Vegan Warrior hits Quackman with a corkscrew armdrag.
Vegan Warrior takes Quackman down with a rana.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Vegan Warrior nails Quackman with a top rope splash.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Vegan Warrior hits a moonsault on Quackman.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Vegan Warrior hits hurracanrana on Quackman.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: A flurry of lucha libre style offense from Warrior.
Nik Cain: Yeah, he almost looked like he doesn’t suck there. Too bad the pink mask kinda kills it for me.
Vegan Warrior goes for hurracanrana, but Quackman counters it with
a tiger driver.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman hits Vegan Warrior with a fallaway slam.
Quackman nails Vegan Warrior with a brain buster.
Quackman nails Vegan Warrior with a flying forearm.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Nik Cain: And the tiny veteran quickly regains control of the match.
Quackman goes for a Canadian backbreaker, but Vegan Warrior blocks it.
Vegan Warrior goes for a front facelock, but Quackman counters it with
a backdrop.
Quackman takes Vegan Warrior down with a back heel kick.
Quackman takes Vegan Warrior down with a backbreaker.
A fan at ringside badmouths Quackman.
Quackman whips Vegan Warrior into the turnbuckle.
Quackman kicks Vegan Warrior.
Quackman kicks Vegan Warrior.
Quackman is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Quackman chops Vegan Warrior.
A fan at ringside badmouths Quackman.
Quackman whips Vegan Warrior into the ropes.
Quackman hits a clothesline on Vegan Warrior.
Quackman is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman locks Vegan Warrior in a figure-four leglock.
Vegan Warrior's shoulders are on the mat.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: Figure four!
Vegan Warrior tries to escape the hold.
Vegan Warrior's shoulders are on the mat.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Vegan Warrior's shoulders are on the mat.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Vegan Warrior's shoulders are on the mat.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Vegan Warrior's shoulders are on the mat.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Vegan Warrior's shoulders are on the mat.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Vegan Warrior's shoulders are on the mat.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Vegan Warrior isn't moving anymore.
Jeff Davis tells Vegan Warrior to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Vegan Warrior nods.
Quackman lets go after 1 minute.
Nik Cain: And Quacks finally relinquishes the hold after what had to be about a minute.
Quackman executes the The People's Facebite on Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Vegan Warrior uses a go-behind on Quackman.
Vegan Warrior throws Quackman out of the ring.
Vegan Warrior goes through the ropes.
Vegan Warrior takes Quackman down with a dropkick.
Vegan Warrior reenters the ring.
Quackman follows him back in.
Quackman brings the table into the ring.
Vegan Warrior is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Vegan Warrior hits Quackman with a dropkick to the face.
Vegan Warrior executes an enzuigiri on Quackman.
Vegan Warrior gives the sign for the Soy Bomb.
Vegan Warrior executes the Soy Bomb on Quackman.
Kevin Cole: Soy Bomb! Soy Bomb!
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kevin Cole: How did Quackman kick out after that?
Nik Cain: Oh, I don’t know. Could it be because the Soy Bomb is little more than a poorly executed power bomb?
Vegan Warrior uses a missile dropkick on Quackman.
The crowd is starting to get behind Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior uses a power flip on Quackman.
A small "Vegan Warrior" chant is being started.
Vegan Warrior uses a flip on Quackman.
Vegan Warrior executes a flip on Quackman.
Vegan Warrior runs into the ropes.
Vegan Warrior misses with an elbow.
Vegan Warrior nails Quackman with a rana.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Vegan Warrior nails Quackman with a floatover DDT.
The crowd is starting to get behind Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior executes a DDT on Quackman.
A small "Vegan Warrior" chant is being started.
Quackman begs off.
Vegan Warrior whips Quackman into the ropes.
Quackman hits Vegan Warrior with a clothesline.
Quackman executes a headlock takedown on Vegan Warrior.
Quackman goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Vegan Warrior
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Vegan Warrior executes a corkscrew armdrag on Quackman.
Vegan Warrior goes for a half boston crab, but Quackman blocks it.
Quackman hits a brain buster on Vegan Warrior.
Quackman hits a backward kick on Vegan Warrior.
Quackman sets up Vegan Warrior on the table.
Quackman executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Kevin Cole: Qauckman puts Vegan Warrior through a table with a nice belly-to-belly suplex.
Nik Cain: Well, actually, that was more like a belly to knees suplex. The crowd is really into this one, for some reason.
Quackman hits flying headscissors on Vegan Warrior.
Quackman hits a back heel kick on Vegan Warrior.
Quackman uses a backbreaker on Vegan Warrior.
Quackman is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Quackman uses a back heel kick on Vegan Warrior.
Quackman hits Vegan Warrior.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Quackman chops Vegan Warrior.
Quackman hits Vegan Warrior.
Quackman uses a gutbuster on Vegan Warrior.
Quackman whips Vegan Warrior into the ropes, but Vegan Warrior reverses it.
Quackman and Vegan Warrior get hit with a double clothesline.
Quackman nails Vegan Warrior with Air Sabu.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Quackman executes the The People's Facebite on Vegan Warrior.
Vegan Warrior tries to escape the hold.
Vegan Warrior is struggling to reach the ropes.
Vegan Warrior is inching his way towards the ropes.
Vegan Warrior is writhing in pain.
Vegan Warrior submits after 10 seconds.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
The winner is Quackman. Time of match: 0:10:21
Nik Cain: And Quackman finally puts the Warrior away after a surprisingly decent showing.
Kevin Cole: We have to take another commercial break. When we return, Most Holy will face off against The Head Break Kid.
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: Welcome back, viewers! Next up tonight, Most Holy takes on The Head Break Kid.
Nik Cain: Yeah, one of the greatest cruiserweights in the history of this sport will be squaring off against, uh, The Head Break Kid.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Candi...
Fighting out of Buffalo, NY...
Weighing in at 240 pounds...
The "Head Break" Kid
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess...
Hailing from Lawrence, Kansas...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...
"Bigger than the Pope!!" Most Holy
(As Most Holy is heading down the aisle, Oblivion comes running up behind him, with some sort of wooden cane in his hand. As he gets right up behind Holy, he holds the cane up, shouts “Tonight you sleep in Hell!” and swings the cane as if it were a sword, hitting Holy right in the side of the neck. As Holy crumples to the floor, Oblivion quickly makes his exit. Zoe goes to assist Most Holy but, while clutching his neck with one hand, he motions her away with the other. He continues to make his way to the ring, on all fours at first, but he eventually gets to his feet.)
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness! Most Holy has just been mugged by Oblivion, who insists on going after the man’s well-documented bad neck.
Nik Cain: That guy really has it in for Most Holy. One can only try and guess how his sick mind operates.
Kevin Cole: And now Holy has to face HBK.
Nik Cain: Holy is a lifetime member of the “more balls than brains” club. And he is no dummy so you can imagine the kind of courage he possesses. Still, going into a match with such an obvious and dangerous weakness is far from wise.
They lock up.
The "Head Break" Kid executes the torture rack drop on Most Holy.
Nik Cain: And the Kid showing a vicious streak of his own by going right after the neck with a move brutal enough that only the Japanese could have invented it.
The "Head Break" Kid takes Most Holy down with a back heel kick.
Most Holy puts The "Head Break" Kid in a chokehold.
Robert Loggia warns Most Holy to let go.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three, four.
Most Holy nails The "Head Break" Kid with a Frankensteiner.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Most Holy gives him a bodyslam, but The "Head Break" Kid doesn't budge.
The "Head Break" Kid executes a Russian legsweep on Most Holy.
The "Head Break" Kid is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
The "Head Break" Kid screans Damn I'm Sexy!.
The "Head Break" Kid is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
The "Head Break" Kid hits a flying somersault neckbreaker on Most Holy.
The "Head Break" Kid is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
The "Head Break" Kid throws Most Holy out of the ring.
The "Head Break" Kid jumps onto him with an Asai Tornado Dive.
The "Head Break" Kid is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Robert Loggia counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Robert Loggia counts: 2.
Candi comes from behind and distracts Most Holy.
Robert Loggia counts: 3.
The "Head Break" Kid whips Most Holy into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The "Head Break" Kid is handed a cheese grater.
The "Head Break" Kid hits him with the cheese grater.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to The "Head Break" Kid.
The "Head Break" Kid hits him with a cheese grater.
The "Head Break" Kid whips Most Holy into the guardrail.
Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but The "Head Break" Kid nails Zoe Burgess.
Robert Loggia counts: 4.
Most Holy whips The "Head Break" Kid into the guardrail.
Most Holy goes for a flying clothesline, but The "Head Break" Kid
ducks out of the way.
The "Head Break" Kid reenters the ring.
Most Holy follows him back in.
The "Head Break" Kid whips Most Holy into the ropes.
Most Holy goes for a clothesline, but The "Head Break" Kid ducks out of the way.
The "Head Break" Kid uses a flying somersault dropkick on Most Holy.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Most Holy begs off.
The "Head Break" Kid executes a handspring moonsault on Most Holy.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The "Head Break" Kid takes Most Holy down with a flying somersault bodyblock.
The "Head Break" Kid leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
The "Head Break" Kid runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
The "Head Break" Kid nails Most Holy with a jumping DDT.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to The "Head Break" Kid.
The "Head Break" Kid hits Most Holy with an inverted DDT.
The "Head Break" Kid hits Most Holy with a backspin DDT.
Kevin Cole: Three variations on the DDT right in a row!
Nik Cain: Most Holy is as tough a costumer as I have ever seen, but there is no way he can take much more of this.
The "Head Break" Kid runs into the ropes.
The "Head Break" Kid hits Most Holy with an elbow.
The "Head Break" Kid attempts to place Most Holy on the turnbuckle, but
Most Holy blocks it.
Most Holy begs off.
The "Head Break" Kid executes a slingshot clothesline on Most Holy.
The "Head Break" Kid hits the springboard DDT on Most Holy.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The "Head Break" Kid whips Most Holy into the ropes, but Most Holy reverses it.
Zoe Burgess pulls down the top rope.
Robert Loggia threatens Most Holy with disqualification.
Most Holy goes through the ropes.
Candi comes from behind and distracts Most Holy.
The "Head Break" Kid sets up a table.
The "Head Break" Kid uses a Russian legsweep on Most Holy.
The "Head Break" Kid is handed a barbed wire baseball bat.
The "Head Break" Kid hits him with the barbed wire baseball bat.
The "Head Break" Kid is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Robert Loggia counts: 1.
Robert Loggia counts: 2.
The "Head Break" Kid sets up Most Holy on the table.
The "Head Break" Kid tries to drive Most Holy through the table with
a moonsault from the second turnbuckle, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Most Holy hits him with a trash can lid.
The "Head Break" Kid is busted wide open.
Nik Cain: This could be the opening Holy needs. HBK just went crashing through that table and has now been busted open by that shot with a trash can lid.
Most Holy throws The "Head Break" Kid back into the ring.
Most Holy puts The "Head Break" Kid in an abdominal stretch.
The "Head Break" Kid is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The "Head Break" Kid reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Most Holy takes The "Head Break" Kid down with a powerslam.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Most Holy goes for an enzuigiri, but The "Head Break" Kid ducks out of the way.
The "Head Break" Kid nails Most Holy with a handspring into a Frankensteiner.
The "Head Break" Kid is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The "Head Break" Kid hits a slingshot bodyblock on Most Holy.
Robert Loggia counts: One, kickout.
The "Head Break" Kid nails Most Holy with a handspring elbow.
The "Head Break" Kid is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
The "Head Break" Kid throws Most Holy out of the ring.
The "Head Break" Kid jumps onto him with a slingshot corkscrew plancha.
The "Head Break" Kid is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
The "Head Break" Kid nails Most Holy with an inverted power bomb.
Robert Loggia counts: 1.
The "Head Break" Kid is handed a sheet of glass.
The "Head Break" Kid hits him with the sheet of glass.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to The "Head Break" Kid.
The "Head Break" Kid throws him through a sheet of glass.
The "Head Break" Kid goes for a flying spinning leg lariat, but Most Holy
ducks out of the way.
Robert Loggia counts: 2.
Most Holy hits The "Head Break" Kid with a clothesline.
Robert Loggia counts: 3.
Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but The "Head Break" Kid nails Zoe Burgess.
Robert Loggia counts: 4.
Most Holy reenters the ring.
The "Head Break" Kid follows him back in.
The "Head Break" Kid brings the the sheet of glass into the ring.
The "Head Break" Kid hits him with the sheet of glass.
The "Head Break" Kid is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Robert Loggia throws the sheet of glass out of the ring.
Most Holy begs off.
Most Holy begs off.
The "Head Break" Kid places Most Holy on the turnbuckle.
The "Head Break" Kid executes the 401k Plan on Most Holy.
The "Head Break" Kid goes for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to The "Head Break" Kid.
The winner is The "Head Break" Kid. Time of match: 0:06:32
Nik Cain: Holy tried to buy himself some time near the end, but he got hit with the 401k Plan. It was a valiant fight on the part of Most Holy, but not enough.
Kevin Cole: Oblivion is scheduled to take on Dan Sexton in a little while. Perhaps, the Lords of the Summit will get some payback.
Nik Cain: If I know Sexton, he won’t be looking to outwrestle the guy, he will be looking to injure him. Should be a great match. But, first, we have another grudge match of sorts to get to.
Kevin Cole: HBK’s partner, Unleaded takes on Dream Warrior.
Nik Cain: Yeah, these two have a history that predates FCW. I don’t know if this match will really settle anything, but it should be interesting to watch.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Candi...
Hailing from Buffalo, New York...
Weighing in at 345 pounds...
Unleaded
His opponent...
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...
Hailing from parts unknown...
Weighing in at 243 pounds...
Dream Warrior
They lock up.
Dream Warrior goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Unleaded blocks it.
Unleaded executes a Thunder Fire Power Bomb on Dream Warrior.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Unleaded whips Dream Warrior into the ropes.
Unleaded hits a Hotshot on Dream Warrior.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Unleaded takes Dream Warrior down with the Sky High.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Unleaded takes Dream Warrior down with a top-rope Death Valley Driver.
Unleaded is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Unleaded raises his hand and clinches his fist.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Nik Cain: Right now, Unleaded is dominating the match. In my opinion, Dream Warrior is the better wrestler, but what Unleaded lacks as a technician, he can usually more than make up for with his size and strength.
Kevin Cole: He does outweigh Dream Warrior by a solid hundred pounds of muscle.
Unleaded whips Dream Warrior into the ropes, but Dream Warrior reverses it.
The Dream Coach trips Unleaded.
Robert Loggia threatens Dream Warrior with disqualification.
Robert Loggia warns The Dream Coach.
Dream Warrior gives him a double underhook piledriver, but Unleaded
doesn't budge.
Unleaded chops Dream Warrior.
Unleaded hits Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior kicks Unleaded.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.
Unleaded punches Dream Warrior.
A fan at ringside badmouths Unleaded.
Unleaded hits Dream Warrior.
Unleaded hits Dream Warrior with the Liger Bomb.
There is no referee to count.
Robert Loggia is back on the job.
Unleaded whips Dream Warrior into the ropes.
Dream Warrior goes for a lariat, but Unleaded blocks it.
Unleaded goes for a Thunder Fire Power Bomb, but Dream Warrior blocks it.
Dream Warrior nails Unleaded with a flying sunset flip.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Dream Warrior attempts to place Unleaded on the turnbuckle, but Unleaded
blocks it.
Dream Warrior uses a DDT on Unleaded.
The crowd is cheering on Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior puts Unleaded in a Boston crab.
Unleaded is struggling to reach the ropes.
Unleaded is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Unleaded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Dream Warrior whips Unleaded into the ropes.
Unleaded takes Dream Warrior down with inverted chokeslam.
Unleaded nails Dream Warrior with a spinebuster bomb.
Unleaded is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Unleaded uses a big boot to the face on Dream Warrior.
Unleaded raises his hand and clinches his fist.
Numerous fans are using Unleaded for target practice.
Unleaded puts Dream Warrior in a hangman.
Dream Warrior is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Dream Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Unleaded places Dream Warrior on the turnbuckle.
Unleaded goes for a top-rope Splash Mountain, but Dream Warrior blocks it.
Dream Warrior throws Unleaded off the turnbuckle.
Dream Warrior uses a bodyslam on Unleaded.
Dream Warrior gives him a jumping elbow thrust, but Unleaded doesn't even care.
Dream Warrior goes for a moonsault bodyblock, but Unleaded side-steps and
Dream Warrior only hits air.
Unleaded hits Dream Warrior with the Rocker Dropper.
Numerous fans are using Unleaded for target practice.
Unleaded nails Dream Warrior with a flying elbowdrop.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Unleaded nails Dream Warrior with a big boot to the face.
Unleaded hits a Thunder Fire Power Bomb on Dream Warrior.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Unleaded nails Dream Warrior with a T-Bone Suplex.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Unleaded hits inverted chokeslam on Dream Warrior.
Unleaded locks Dream Warrior in a chokehold.
Robert Loggia warns Unleaded to let go.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three, four.
Nik Cain: Warrior is simply being overpowered in this match up. If he can’t ground the big man with some submission holds, I see no way for him to pull off the win.
Unleaded goes for a Cradle DDT, but Dream Warrior blocks it.
Dream Warrior punches Unleaded.
The crowd is going crazy.
Dream Warrior kicks Unleaded.
Dream Warrior chops Unleaded.
Dream Warrior has the crowd going wild.
Dream Warrior goes for an octopus hold, but Unleaded counters it with a facerake
Unleaded hits Dream Warrior.
Unleaded kicks Dream Warrior.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Unleaded hits Dream Warrior.
Unleaded places Dream Warrior on the turnbuckle.
Unleaded executes the The BackFire on Dream Warrior.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
The winner is Unleaded. Time of match: 0:05:45
Kevin Cole: BackFire! BackFire! This one is all over.
Nik Cain: He may be dumb as a post and, from what I’ve been told, a dead lay but Unleaded is, with the possible exception of Explosion, the strongest man in FCW right now.
Kevin Cole: Speaking of strong men, Sexton is on his way to the ring, and he looks rather upset.
Nik Cain: I believe the term “pissed off” captures it better.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess...
From Garrison, New Jersey...
Weighing in at 338 pounds...
"The Racist Bastard" Dan Sexton
His opponent...
From A Theater Near You...
Weighing in at 225 pounds...
"The eND Bringer" Oblivion
They lock up.
Dan Sexton goes for an inverted DDT, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion nails Dan Sexton with the drop toehold onto a chair.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Oblivion hits Dan Sexton with a spinebuster slam.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Oblivion whips Dan Sexton into the ropes, but Dan Sexton reverses it.
Oblivion hits Dan Sexton with an elbow.
Oblivion hits Dan Sexton with a series of headbutts.
Oblivion hits Dan Sexton with a series of headbutts.
The crowd is starting to get behind Oblivion.
Oblivion yells "Again! Again!".
The crowd is starting to get behind Oblivion.
Nik Cain: Apparently the threat of brain damage does not concern Oblivion all that much.
Oblivion goes for a spinebuster slam, but Dan Sexton counters it with a kneelift
Dan Sexton nails Oblivion with an inverted DDT.
Dan Sexton is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Dan Sexton yells "100% Pure White Meat".
The crowd is starting to get behind Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Dan Sexton sets up the chair.
Dan Sexton executes a front slam onto the chair on Oblivion.
Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.
Dan Sexton goes for the Racial Purification, but Oblivion counters it with
a backdrop.
Kevin Cole: Sexton tries to follow up a nice front slam with his finishing maneuver but Oblivion counters.
Oblivion uses a series of headbutts on Dan Sexton.
The crowd is starting to get behind Oblivion.
Nik Cain: And Oblivion goes back to using his favorite weapon, his own head.
Oblivion nails Dan Sexton with a springboard dropkick.
Oblivion leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Oblivion runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Oblivion goes for a clothesline, but Dan Sexton counters it with a Gorilla Press
Dan Sexton hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Oblivion.
A small "Dan Sexton" chant is being started.
Dan Sexton is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dan Sexton throws Oblivion out of the ring.
Dan Sexton goes through the ropes.
Dan Sexton sets up a table.
Dan Sexton executes a series of kicks to the midsection on Oblivion.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
Dan Sexton reenters the ring.
Oblivion follows him back in.
Dan Sexton is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Dan Sexton yells "100% Pure White Meat".
A small "Dan Sexton" chant is being started.
Dan Sexton takes Oblivion down with an arm-hook DDT.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dan Sexton uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Oblivion.
Kevin Cole: Sexton is driving Oblivion to the mat with some amazing force on those belly-to-belly suplexes.
Nik Cain: Oh, I’m sure Sexton wants Oblivion to be feeling those long after the match is over.
Dan Sexton goes for a stomach claw, but Oblivion counters it with a facerake.
Oblivion hits Dan Sexton with a Yakuza kick.
A small "Oblivion" chant is being started.
Oblivion nails Dan Sexton with a triple-jump moonsault.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Oblivion takes Dan Sexton down with a clothesline.
Oblivion is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, shoulder up.
Oblivion yells "Again! Again!".
A small "Oblivion" chant is being started.
Oblivion whips Dan Sexton into the turnbuckle.
Oblivion goes for a kick to the groin, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton whips Oblivion into the ropes.
Oblivion misses with a shoulderblock.
Oblivion goes for a cartwheel kick, but Dan Sexton side-steps and Oblivion
only hits air.
Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.
Dan Sexton leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Dan Sexton runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Dan Sexton executes a leaping swinging DDT on Oblivion.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Nik Cain: Uncharacteristic aerial move from the big man.
Dan Sexton goes for a kneelock submission, but Oblivion counters it with
a kick to the head.
Oblivion runs into the ropes.
Dan Sexton catches Oblivion in a stomach claw.
Oblivion breaks the hold after 17 seconds.
Oblivion executes rolling clothesline on Dan Sexton.
Oblivion goes for a spinebuster slam, but Dan Sexton counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
There are lots of chants for Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton goes for an earringer, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion hits a handspring elbow on Dan Sexton.
Oblivion locks Dan Sexton in an octopus hold.
Dan Sexton breaks the hold after 12 seconds.
Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.
Dan Sexton executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Oblivion.
The crowd is really behind Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton hits a Western lariat on Oblivion.
Kevin Cole: Another hard suplex followed up with a clothesline that nearly took Oblivion’s head off.
Dan Sexton hits Oblivion with a series of kicks to the midsection.
The crowd is really behind Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Dan Sexton whips Oblivion into the ropes.
Oblivion executes rolling clothesline on Dan Sexton.
Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Oblivion goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton goes for a backspin DDT, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion hits a springboard dropkick on Dan Sexton.
Oblivion throws Dan Sexton out of the ring.
Oblivion goes through the ropes.
Oblivion whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dan Sexton is busted wide open.
Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Oblivion nails Zoe Burgess.
Dan Sexton throws Oblivion back into the ring.
Dan Sexton is bleeding like hell.
Kevin Cole: Sexton is bleeding profusely.
Nik Cain: Yeah, it appears that he got a nasty laceration from the side of the guardrail or something else outside the ring.
Dan Sexton runs into the ropes.
Oblivion hits Dan Sexton with a cartwheel kick.
Oblivion nails Dan Sexton with a DDT.
The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.
Oblivion executes a dropkick to the groin on Dan Sexton.
The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.
Oblivion is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.
Oblivion executes a rabbit punch on Dan Sexton.
Oblivion takes Dan Sexton down with a legsweep faceslam.
Oblivion gets a bow-and-arrow Dragon Sleeper on Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Oblivion goes for a twisting moonsault, but Dan Sexton gets his knees up.
Dan Sexton goes for an arm-hook DDT, but Oblivion counters it with a backdrop.
Oblivion leaves the ring.
He returns with the loaded Po doll.
Oblivion hits him with the loaded Po doll.
The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.
Blackie McGee throws the loaded Po doll out of the ring.
Oblivion executes the eND on Dan Sexton.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess puts Dan Sexton's foot on the rope.
Kevin Cole: Zoe puts Sexton’s foot on the rope!
Nik Cain: I think it would have been all over. That move Oblivion calls the eND puts tremendous pressure on the neck. Another life threatening move we have the Japanese to thank for. Thank you, Japan.
Oblivion hits a clothesline on Dan Sexton.
Oblivion nails Dan Sexton with a legsweep faceslam.
Oblivion runs into the ropes.
Zoe Burgess trips Oblivion.
Blackie McGee threatens Dan Sexton with disqualification.
Blackie McGee warns Zoe Burgess.
Zoe Burgess enters the ring and hits Oblivion with the Mace.
Dan Sexton goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness!
Nik Cain: Oblivion just got his clock cleaned by a mace, of all things. Unluckily, the ref was still tied up with Zoe, figuratively speaking, of course.
Dan Sexton runs into the ropes.
Oblivion hits a jumping DDT on Dan Sexton.
Oblivion hits a springboard dropkick on Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton takes Oblivion down with the Diamond Cutter.
The crowd is really behind Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton yells "100% Pure White Meat".
There are lots of chants for Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton takes Oblivion down with the Diamond Cutter.
The crowd is going crazy.
Dan Sexton gets a stomach claw on Oblivion.
There is no referee there to ask Oblivion.
Blackie McGee is back on the job.
Dan Sexton lets go after 19 seconds.
Dan Sexton uses a bodydriver on Oblivion.
Dan Sexton executes an arm bite on Oblivion.
Dan Sexton executes a savate kick on Oblivion.
Dan Sexton nails Oblivion with a Western lariat.
Nik Cain: Oblivion is in a daze, or should I say more of a daze than usual, after that shot with the mace. And, of course, Sexton is taking full advantage.
Dan Sexton runs into the ropes.
Dan Sexton hits a backspin DDT on Oblivion.
Dan Sexton whips Oblivion into the ropes, but Oblivion reverses it.
Oblivion goes for a jumping DDT, but Dan Sexton throws him off.
Dan Sexton goes for a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker, but Oblivion
counters it with a sunset flip.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going crazy.
The winner is Oblivion. Time of match: 0:10:00
Nik Cain: Out of nowhere, a sunset flip. Oblivion quickly slid out of the ring and is making an exit through the crowd. Sexton is nothing short of livid in the ring.
Kevin Cole: Oblivion really seems to be becoming the bane of the Lords of the Summit’s existence here in FCW.
Nik Cain: Bane of their existence? Who the hell talks like that?
Kevin Cole: we have got to take a break. Tag team action is next. Stay with us!
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: We are back. Two of the top tag teams in FCW are set to go at it next. And you figure both must have their sights set on the FCW Tag Team Titles.
Nik Cain: Both will, no doubt, be entered into the tournament to award those titles and both have a respectable shot at winning it.
~~~~~
This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
At a total combined weight of 620 pounds...
Star Power
Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Rhapsody...
At a total combined weight of 742 pounds...
Thespian Express
They lock up.
Comedy executes a full nelson slam on Jason Star.
Comedy goes for an atomic drop, but Jason Star blocks it.
Jason Star leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Jason Star runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Jason Star nails Comedy with a spinning leg lariat.
Jason Star chops Comedy.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Jason Star.
Jason Star punches Comedy.
A portion of the crowd is booing Jason Star.
Comedy punches Jason Star.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Comedy.
Comedy uses delayed vertical suplex on Jason Star.
Comedy laughs hysterically in the ring.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Comedy.
Comedy attempts to place Jason Star on the turnbuckle, but Jason Star blocks it.
Harry Buttcheek removes the chair from the ring.
Comedy uses a fisherman buster on Jason Star.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Comedy.
Comedy takes Jason Star down with an avalanche.
A portion of the crowd is booing Comedy.
Comedy places Jason Star on the turnbuckle.
Comedy executes a top-rope diamond cutter on Jason Star.
A portion of the crowd is booing Comedy.
Kevin Cole: Comedy is just manhandling Star in there.
Nik Cain: Well, manhandling is one of Comedy’s specialties, that and eating.
Comedy runs into the ropes.
Jason Star misses with an elbow.
Comedy hits Jason Star with a kick.
Comedy is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Comedy tags out to Tragedy.
Tragedy and Comedy hit Jason Star with a double back suplex.
Comedy leaves the ring.
Tragedy goes for a front facelock into a diamond cutter, but Jason Star
blocks it.
Tragedy begs off.
Jason Star tags out to Explosion.
Explosion and Jason Star hit Tragedy with a double brain buster.
Kevin Cole: Double brain buster!
Nik Cain: Vicious double team maneuver by Star Power.
Jason Star goes for a dropkick, but Tragedy side-steps and Jason Star
only hits air.
Jason Star leaves the ring.
Tragedy goes for a flatliner legsweep, but Explosion blocks it.
Explosion hits Tragedy with a short lariat.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Jason Star enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jason Star goes for a dropkick, but Tragedy side-steps and Jason Star
only hits air.
Jason Star leaves the ring.
Tragedy hits Explosion with a 450 splash.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Explosion hits Tragedy with an Exploder suplex.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Explosion throws Tragedy out of the ring.
Kevin Cole: Explosion kicks out with authority after that 450 from Tragedy and fires back with an Exploder suplex of his own for a near fall.
Explosion goes through the ropes.
Explosion uses inverted chokeslam on Tragedy.
Explosion is handed an acoustic guitar.
Explosion hits him with the acoustic guitar.
Explosion hits him with an acoustic guitar.
Tragedy is busted wide open.
Nik Cain: And Tragedy is bleeding again. The superstar from south of the border seems to have had that problem a lot in his matches thus far in FCW.
Explosion executes a diving shoulderblock on Tragedy.
Harry Buttcheek counts: 1.
Explosion sets up a table.
Explosion sets up Tragedy on the table.
Explosion tries to super nova Tragedy through the table, but he moves
out of the way.
The table didn't break.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tragedy.
Tragedy whips Explosion into the guardrail.
Harry Buttcheek counts: 2.
Tragedy whips Explosion into the guardrail.
Tragedy hits the Diamond Cutter on Explosion.
Tragedy is handed a cheese grater.
Tragedy hits him with the cheese grater.
Harry Buttcheek counts: 3.
Tragedy stands on the buckle and raises his arms in the air.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tragedy.
Tragedy hits him with the cheese grater.
Tragedy is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Nik Cain: And now Tragedy is trying to repay the favor by repeatedly hitting Explosion with a cheese grater.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Explosion grabs the cheese grater from him.
Harry Buttcheek counts: 4.
Explosion reenters the ring.
Tragedy follows him back in.
Explosion runs into the ropes.
Explosion hits Tragedy with inverted chokeslam.
Explosion is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Jason Star enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Comedy enters the ring and lays out Jason Star.
A portion of the crowd is booing Comedy.
Tragedy and Comedy hit Explosion with a double kick to the groin.
Comedy leaves the ring.
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness!
Tragedy takes Explosion down with a missile dropkick.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tragedy.
Tragedy stands on the buckle and raises his arms in the air.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tragedy.
Tragedy goes for a crossleg suspended deathlock, but Explosion blocks it.
Explosion executes a flying forearm on Tragedy.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Tragedy nails Explosion with a flatliner legsweep.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tragedy.
Tragedy tags out to Comedy.
Jason Star enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Comedy and Tragedy whip Explosion into the ropes.
They hit Explosion with a double kick to the midsection.
Comedy and Tragedy hit Explosion with a double power bomb.
Comedy and Tragedy whip Explosion into the ropes.
They hit Explosion with a double fist to the midsection.
Nik Cain: The Thespians are in control right now but we have seen some great displays of team work from both teams in this match.
Comedy and Tragedy whip Explosion into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Explosion with a double kick to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
Tragedy leaves the ring.
Explosion hits Comedy with a knee to the groin.
Explosion is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Explosion hits Comedy with a big boot to the face.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Explosion.
Explosion goes for an avalanche, but Comedy counters it with a kick to the head.
In turn, Explosion counters it with a duck-down move.
Explosion throws Comedy out of the ring.
Explosion goes through the ropes.
Explosion whips Comedy into the guardrail.
Harry Buttcheek counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Harry Buttcheek counts: 2.
Explosion hits a knee to the groin on Comedy.
Harry Buttcheek counts: 3.
Explosion executes a knee to the groin on Comedy.
Nik Cain: Explosion is not accustomed to being outweighed by nearly 200 pounds. But he seems to have figured out the great equalizer.
Explosion reenters the ring.
Comedy follows him back in.
Explosion whips Comedy into the ropes.
Comedy misses with an elbow.
Comedy misses with a shoulderblock.
Explosion hits Comedy with a knee to the groin.
Explosion goes for the Ace Crusher, but Comedy blocks it.
Comedy goes for a double arm DDT, but Explosion blocks it.
Explosion whips Comedy into the ropes.
Comedy hits Explosion with a shoulderblock.
Tragedy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Jason Star enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Comedy and Tragedy whip Explosion into the ropes.
They hit Explosion with a double kick to the midsection.
Jason Star gets back up and lays out Tragedy.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Jason Star.
Jason Star hits Comedy with a legsweep faceslam.
Explosion gives him a diving shoulderblock, but Comedy doesn't budge.
Jason Star leaves the ring.
Explosion goes for a ropeburn, but Comedy blocks it.
Comedy whips Explosion into the ropes.
Explosion hits Comedy with an elbow.
Explosion tags out to Jason Star.
Explosion goes for a short lariat, but Comedy ducks out of the way.
Explosion leaves the ring.
Comedy locks Jason Star in a hangman.
Jason Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Comedy executes an avalanche on Jason Star.
A portion of the crowd is booing Comedy.
Kevin Cole: That is reportedly 550 pounds that just came crashing into Jason Star.
Comedy goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Jason Star throws him off.
Explosion enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Tragedy enters the ring and throws Explosion out of the ring.
Comedy and Tragedy hit Jason Star with a double power bomb.
Tragedy leaves the ring.
Comedy hits Jason Star with a brain buster.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Comedy.
Comedy goes for a heart punch, but Jason Star blocks it.
Jason Star tags out to Explosion.
Jason Star gives him a superkick, but Comedy only stares at him.
Explosion goes for a knee to the groin, but Comedy counters it with
a dragon screw.
Jason Star leaves the ring.
Comedy uses the Russian Sickle on Explosion.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Comedy gives the sign for the Encore.
Comedy executes the Encore on Explosion.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, Jason Star doesn't make it in time... three.
The cheers for Comedy are drowning out the boos.
The winners are Thespian Express. Time of match: 0:08:38
Kevin Cole: Comedy hits the Encore and Star can’t break up the pin in time.
Nik Cain: Great match up. If this is any indication of things to come, the upcoming tag tournament should be amazing. And, speaking of amazing, this next match has the potential to be.
Kevin Cole: Shawn Michaels will meet Dark Enigma in what I’ve been told is Michaels’ specialty, a ladder match.
~~~~~
This contest is a ladder-no-DQ-match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Alex DiGiacomo...
Hailing from San Antonio, TX...
Weighing in at 249 pounds...
"Brought to you by Pepsi One" Shawn Michaels
Nik Cain: Michaels seems to still be favoring that back of his.
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Phoenix...
Fighting out of parts unknown...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...
Dark Enigma
Kevin Cole: And Enigma looks to have his right elbow heavily taped.
Nik Cain: It looks like neither man is at a hundred percent for this one.
They lock up.
Dark Enigma leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Dark Enigma sets up the chair.
Dark Enigma uses a piledriver onto the chair on Shawn Michaels.
Dark Enigma gets an armbar submission on Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels is struggling to reach the ropes.
Shawn Michaels escapes from the hold after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Dark Enigma leaves the ring.
He returns with the ring bell.
Dark Enigma hits him with the ring bell.
Dark Enigma is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Dark Enigma rams him into the ring bell.
Niik Cain: Enigma starting off quick. This match is not going to be pretty.
Dark Enigma uses a dropkick to the knee on Shawn Michaels.
Dark Enigma takes a swing at Shawn Michaels with the ring bell, but he
gets out of the way.
Shawn Michaels snatches the ring bell from him.
Shawn Michaels hits him with the ring bell.
Robert Loggia throws the ring bell out of the ring.
Shawn Michaels takes Dark Enigma down with a flying clothesline.
Shawn Michaels is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Shawn Michaels does a crotch chop and yells "SUCK IT!".
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels nails Dark Enigma with a flying clothesline.
A portion of the crowd is booing Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels takes Dark Enigma down with a flying clothesline.
A portion of the crowd is booing Shawn Michaels.
Nik Cain: Wow, Michaels is just clotheslining the crap out of Enigma.
Shawn Michaels uses an armdrag takedown on Dark Enigma.
Shawn Michaels tries to climb the ladder.
Shawn Michaels is on his way up.
Dark Enigma knocks over the ladder with a clothesline.
Shawn Michaels nails Dark Enigma with an inverted atomic drop.
Shawn Michaels goes for a forearm smash, but Dark Enigma blocks it.
Dark Enigma sets the ladder back up.
Dark Enigma is starting to climb the ladder, not realizing that Shawn Michaels
is right behind him.
Shawn Michaels catches Dark Enigma in an armbar submission.
Dark Enigma is struggling to reach the ropes.
Dark Enigma tries to fight the pain.
Dark Enigma escapes from the hold after being trapped for 31 seconds.
Kevin Cole: Michaels focusing on Enigma’s bad arm.
Nik Cain: Well, he is a veteran, and not one with a whole lot of morals.
Shawn Michaels goes for a vertical suplex, but Dark Enigma blocks it.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Dark Enigma runs into the ropes.
Alex DiGiacomo pulls down the top rope.
Shawn Michaels goes through the ropes.
Shawn Michaels executes an inverted atomic drop on Dark Enigma.
Shawn Michaels is handed a baseball bat.
Shawn Michaels hits him with the baseball bat.
Shawn Michaels doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he
's getting.
Shawn Michaels hits Dark Enigma with a kick to the midsection.
Shawn Michaels chokes him with a baseball bat.
Shawn Michaels whips Dark Enigma into the guardrail.
Shawn Michaels takes Dark Enigma down with an atomic drop.
Shawn Michaels hits a dropkick on Dark Enigma.
Phoenix comes from behind, but Shawn Michaels nails Phoenix.
Dark Enigma knocks Shawn Michaels into the ringpost.
Dark Enigma nails Shawn Michaels with a knee to the back.
Dark Enigma sets up a table.
Dark Enigma is handed a big black dildo.
Dark Enigma hits him with the big black dildo.
Nik Cain: Who the hell keeps bringing those things to the arena? I’m looking at you, Cole.
Dark Enigma throws Shawn Michaels back into the ring.
Shawn Michaels goes for an atomic drop, but Dark Enigma counters it with
a headlock takedown.
Dark Enigma whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes.
Dark Enigma executes a back heel kick on Shawn Michaels.
Dark Enigma tries to climb the ladder.
Dark Enigma is on his way up.
Shawn Michaels knocks him off the ladder.
Shawn Michaels catches Dark Enigma in an armbar submission.
Dark Enigma escapes from the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Shawn Michaels goes for an armdrag takedown, but Dark Enigma blocks it.
Dark Enigma goes for a front facelock, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.
Shawn Michaels whips Dark Enigma into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels hits Dark Enigma with a backdrop.
Dark Enigma falls out of the ring.
Shawn Michaels goes through the ropes.
Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind, but Dark Enigma nails Alex DiGiacomo.
Shawn Michaels sets up Dark Enigma on the table.
Shawn Michaels executes a piledriver through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Kevin Cole: Piledriver through the table!
Shawn Michaels nails Dark Enigma with an armdrag takedown.
Shawn Michaels knocks Dark Enigma into the ringsteps.
The crowd is wildly cheering Shawn Michaels with only a few scattered boos
audible.
Shawn Michaels whips Dark Enigma into the guardrail.
Shawn Michaels executes a dropkick on Dark Enigma.
Shawn Michaels whips Dark Enigma into the guardrail.
Shawn Michaels goes for a kneelift, but Dark Enigma side-steps and
Shawn Michaels only hits air.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dark Enigma is handed the magic eight ball.
Dark Enigma takes a swing at Shawn Michaels with the magic eight ball, but he
gets out of the way.
Shawn Michaels snatches the magic eight ball from him.
Shawn Michaels hits him with the magic eight ball.
Nik Cain: Will the eight ball survive this match? Chances point towards no.
Shawn Michaels goes for an atomic drop, but Dark Enigma counters it with
a figure-four leglock.
Dark Enigma acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Dark Enigma throws Shawn Michaels back into the ring.
Dark Enigma goes for a Boston crab, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.
Shawn Michaels gives the sign for the Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Superkick.
Shawn Michaels executes the Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Superkick on Dark Enigma.
Shawn Michaels tries to climb the ladder.
Kevin Cole: Enigma is down! Michaels is on his way up the ladder!
Shawn Michaels is on his way up.
Shawn Michaels is half-way up.
Shawn Michaels is almost on top of the ladder.
Shawn Michaels is in grabbing distance.
Shawn Michaels dives for the hockey stick, but he misses.
Nik Cain: Close but no cigar.
Dark Enigma catches Shawn Michaels in an abdominal stretch.
Shawn Michaels escapes from the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Dark Enigma tries to climb the ladder.
Dark Enigma is on his way up.
Dark Enigma is half-way up.
Dark Enigma is almost on top of the ladder.
Shawn Michaels knocks over the ladder with a shoulderblock.
Shawn Michaels goes for a hiptoss, but Dark Enigma counters it with a backslide.
Dark Enigma sets the ladder back up.
Dark Enigma is starting to climb the ladder, not realizing that Shawn Michaels
is right behind him.
Shawn Michaels locks Dark Enigma in an armbar submission.
Dark Enigma is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Dark Enigma tries to escape the hold.
Dark Enigma is inching his way towards the ropes.
Dark Enigma escapes from the hold after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Shawn Michaels tries to climb the ladder.
Shawn Michaels is on his way up.
Shawn Michaels is half-way up.
Shawn Michaels is almost on top of the ladder.
Shawn Michaels is in grabbing distance.
Dark Enigma pulls him back down.
Shawn Michaels executes a flying clothesline on Dark Enigma.
Robert Loggia removes the chair from the ring.
Shawn Michaels takes Dark Enigma down with a kneelift.
Shawn Michaels goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Dark Enigma counters it with
a facerake.
Dark Enigma puts Shawn Michaels in a full nelson.
Shawn Michaels is struggling to reach the ropes.
Shawn Michaels escapes from the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Dark Enigma locks Shawn Michaels in an armbar submission.
Shawn Michaels escapes from the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Dark Enigma whips Shawn Michaels into the turnbuckle.
Dark Enigma charges in with a dropkick to the face, but Shawn Michaels lifts his
leg.
Shawn Michaels goes for a moonsault bodyblock, but Phoenix shoves him off
the turnbuckle.
The cheers for Shawn Michaels are drowning out the boos.
Dark Enigma whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes.
Phoenix trips Shawn Michaels.
Dark Enigma hits a piledriver on Shawn Michaels.
Dark Enigma tries to climb the ladder.
Dark Enigma is on his way up.
Shawn Michaels knocks over the ladder with a clothesline.
Shawn Michaels hits a reverse neckbreaker on Dark Enigma.
Nik Cain: Another failed attempt.
Kevin Cole: And a picture perfect neck breaker.
Shawn Michaels goes for a vertical suplex, but Dark Enigma counters it with
a small package.
Dark Enigma takes Shawn Michaels down with a fist to the midsection.
Dark Enigma hits a jumping side kick on Shawn Michaels.
Dark Enigma throws Shawn Michaels out of the ring.
Dark Enigma goes through the ropes.
Dark Enigma is handed a keyboard.
Dark Enigma hits him with the keyboard.
Dark Enigma hits him with a keyboard.
Shawn Michaels is busted wide open.
Dark Enigma executes a legsweep on Shawn Michaels.
Dark Enigma hits him with the keyboard.
Dark Enigma is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Nik Cain: I guess it was only a matter of time before blood was drawn. It wound up being Michaels’.
Dark Enigma hits a superkick on Shawn Michaels.
Dark Enigma whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail.
Dark Enigma knocks Shawn Michaels into the ringsteps.
Dark Enigma is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Dark Enigma hits him with the keyboard.
Dark Enigma acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Dark Enigma is handed a night stick.
Dark Enigma hits him with the night stick.
Dark Enigma acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Dark Enigma uses a forearm to the back on Shawn Michaels.
Dark Enigma sets up a table.
Dark Enigma sets up Shawn Michaels on the table.
Dark Enigma tries to drive Shawn Michaels through the table with a back suplex,
but he blocks it.
Shawn Michaels knocks Dark Enigma into the ringsteps.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind and distracts Dark Enigma.
Shawn Michaels goes for a bodyslam, but Dark Enigma counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Dark Enigma knocks Shawn Michaels into the ringsteps.
Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind and distracts Dark Enigma.
Shawn Michaels whips Dark Enigma into the guardrail.
Shawn Michaels whips Dark Enigma into the guardrail.
Shawn Michaels is handed the hockey stick.
Shawn Michaels hits him with the hockey stick.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Shawn Michaels catches Dark Enigma totally by surprise.
The crowd is wildly cheering Shawn Michaels with only a few scattered boos
audible.
Shawn Michaels executes the Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Superkick on Dark Enigma
on the concrete floor.
Dark Enigma is out cold.
Shawn Michaels hits him with the hockey stick.
Nik Cain: Michaels is wasting valuable time. Enigma is out of it, but Michaels is not making his way towards the ladder.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Shawn Michaels whips Dark Enigma into the guardrail.
Shawn Michaels does a crotch chop and yells "SUCK IT!".
Shawn Michaels doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he
's getting.
Shawn Michaels goes for the Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Superkick, but Dark Enigma
counters it with a legsweep.
Dark Enigma uses a kick to the head on Shawn Michaels.
Dark Enigma whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail.
Dark Enigma makes a thumbs down sign.
Dark Enigma seemingly enjoys the boos.
Dark Enigma sets up Shawn Michaels on the table.
Dark Enigma executes a DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Dark Enigma is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Dark Enigma whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail.
Dark Enigma hits a fist to the midsection on Shawn Michaels.
Dark Enigma goes for the Dark Omen, but Shawn Michaels counters it with
a backward kick.
Shawn Michaels throws Dark Enigma back into the ring.
Shawn Michaels brings the table into the ring.
Dark Enigma kicks Shawn Michaels.
Dark Enigma seemingly enjoys the boos.
Dark Enigma hits Shawn Michaels.
Dark Enigma is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Dark Enigma kicks Shawn Michaels.
Dark Enigma chops Shawn Michaels.
Dark Enigma is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Dark Enigma hits Shawn Michaels.
Dark Enigma is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Alex DiGiacomo enters the ring and hits Dark Enigma with the floor tile.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Shawn Michaels sets the ladder back up.
Shawn Michaels tries to climb the ladder.
Shawn Michaels is on his way up.
Shawn Michaels is half-way up.
Shawn Michaels is almost on top of the ladder.
Shawn Michaels is in grabbing distance.
Shawn Michaels dives for the hockey stick, but he misses.
Dark Enigma executes the Dark Omen on Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Kevin Cole: Michaels falls off the ladder.
Nik Cain: And Enigma was lying in wait to slap on the Dark Omen.
Shawn Michaels tries to fight the pain.
Shawn Michaels is barely hanging in there.
Robert Loggia asks Shawn Michaels if he's had enough.
Shawn Michaels shakes his head.
Robert Loggia asks Shawn Michaels if he's still there.
Shawn Michaels nods.
Robert Loggia asks Shawn Michaels if he's still there.
Shawn Michaels nods.
Robert Loggia tells Shawn Michaels to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Shawn Michaels nods.
Robert Loggia tells Shawn Michaels to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Shawn Michaels nods.
Robert Loggia checks Shawn Michaels's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Shawn Michaels fights his way out of the hold after 1 minute.
Kevin Cole: He was trapped in that hold an awful long time.
Shawn Michaels goes for a clothesline, but Dark Enigma counters it with
a hiptoss.
Dark Enigma leaves the ring.
He returns with a cheese grater.
Dark Enigma hits him with the cheese grater.
The cheers for Dark Enigma are drowning out the boos.
Robert Loggia throws the cheese grater out of the ring.
Dark Enigma gets a front facelock on Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels escapes from the hold after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Dark Enigma tries to climb the ladder.
Dark Enigma is on his way up.
Dark Enigma is half-way up.
Dark Enigma is almost on top of the ladder.
Dark Enigma is in grabbing distance.
Shawn Michaels pulls him back down.
Phoenix enters the ring and hits Shawn Michaels with the singapore cane.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Dark Enigma.
Shawn Michaels is out cold.
Dark Enigma tries to climb the ladder.
Dark Enigma is on his way up.
Dark Enigma is half-way up.
Dark Enigma is almost on top of the ladder.
Dark Enigma is in grabbing distance.
Dark Enigma dives for the hockey stick, but he misses.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Dark Enigma.
Nik Cain: This match is just too close to call right now.
Shawn Michaels sets up Dark Enigma on the table.
Shawn Michaels tries to drive Dark Enigma through the table with
a flying elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.
Dark Enigma nails Shawn Michaels with a back heel kick.
Dark Enigma kicks Shawn Michaels.
Dark Enigma punches Shawn Michaels.
Dark Enigma doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Dark Enigma kicks Shawn Michaels.
Dark Enigma doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Dark Enigma tries to climb the ladder.
Dark Enigma is on his way up.
Dark Enigma is half-way up.
Dark Enigma is almost on top of the ladder.
Dark Enigma is in grabbing distance.
Shawn Michaels pulls him back down.
Shawn Michaels hits Dark Enigma.
Shawn Michaels chops Dark Enigma.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Shawn Michaels kicks Dark Enigma.
Dark Enigma punches Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels punches Dark Enigma.
Shawn Michaels doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he
's getting.
Shawn Michaels tries to climb the ladder.
Shawn Michaels is on his way up.
Shawn Michaels is half-way up.
Shawn Michaels is almost on top of the ladder.
Shawn Michaels is in grabbing distance.
Shawn Michaels dives for the hockey stick, but he misses.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Dark Enigma hits Shawn Michaels with a legsweep.
Dark Enigma throws Shawn Michaels out of the ring.
Dark Enigma goes through the ropes.
Dark Enigma sets up Shawn Michaels on the table.
Dark Enigma tries to drive Shawn Michaels through the table with a back suplex,
but he blocks it.
Shawn Michaels whips Dark Enigma into the guardrail.
Shawn Michaels goes for the Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Superkick, but Dark Enigma
counters it with a legsweep.
Dark Enigma takes Shawn Michaels down with a superkick.
Dark Enigma reenters the ring.
Shawn Michaels follows him back in.
Dark Enigma tries to climb the ladder.
Dark Enigma is on his way up.
Dark Enigma is half-way up.
Dark Enigma is almost on top of the ladder.
Dark Enigma is in grabbing distance.
Shawn Michaels pulls him back down.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Dark Enigma tries to climb the ladder.
Dark Enigma is on his way up.
Dark Enigma is half-way up.
Dark Enigma is almost on top of the ladder.
Dark Enigma is in grabbing distance.
Shawn Michaels knocks him off the ladder.
Shawn Michaels tries to climb the ladder.
Shawn Michaels is on his way up.
Shawn Michaels is half-way up.
Shawn Michaels is almost on top of the ladder.
Shawn Michaels is in grabbing distance.
Shawn Michaels dives for the hockey stick, but he misses.
Dark Enigma executes the Dark Omen on Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels is inching his way towards the ropes.
Shawn Michaels escapes from the hold after being trapped for 19 seconds.
Dark Enigma tries to climb the ladder.
Dark Enigma is on his way up.
Dark Enigma is half-way up.
Dark Enigma is almost on top of the ladder.
Dark Enigma is in grabbing distance.
Shawn Michaels knocks over the ladder with a shove.
The bell rings. The time limit has expired.
Nik Cain: Dammit! Draws suck even more than you, Cole.
Kevin Cole: Hey! I do not. . .suck. We have to take a break. Mixed tag action is next.
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: We are back! Tom Tennant challenged Scion and Rhapsody to a mixed tag against himself and Fire. President Crawford was quick to sign the match and we have for you right now!
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This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Comedy and Tragedy...
At a total combined weight of 355 pounds...
Scion and Rhapsody
Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 360 pounds...
"The Survivor" Tom Tennant and Fire
They lock up.
Tom Tennant goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Rhapsody counters it with
a facerake.
Rhapsody hits Tom Tennant with an electric chair suplex.
Rhapsody blows kisses to the crowd.
The crowd is starting to get behind Rhapsody.
Rhapsody uses a double-axhandle to the back on Tom Tennant.
Rhapsody whips Tom Tennant into the ropes.
Tom Tennant misses with a clothesline.
Rhapsody puts Tom Tennant in the Mandible Claw.
Tom Tennant's shoulders are on the mat.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tom Tennant is struggling to reach the ropes.
Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Rhapsody goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Tom Tennant throws her off.
Nik Cain: Tennant made this challenge, but he doesn’t seem very comfortable in there against a woman.
Tom Tennant hits a single-leg takedown on Rhapsody.
Tom Tennant executes a Hotshot on Rhapsody.
Tom Tennant flairs his arms out in a cocky fashion.
Tom Tennant is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Tom Tennant tags out to Fire.
Scion enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Fire and Tom Tennant whip Rhapsody into the ropes.
They hit Rhapsody with a double backdrop.
Scion gets back up and lays out Tom Tennant.
Scion leaves the ring.
Rhapsody executes an implant DDT on Fire.
Rhapsody runs into the ropes.
Tom Tennant trips Rhapsody.
Dick Palmer threatens Fire with disqualification.
Dick Palmer warns Tom Tennant.
Rhapsody catches Fire in an armbite.
Kevin Cole: Rhapsody is biting Fire’s arm!
Nik Cain: These two ladies have been wanting a piece of each other since they got here, and they are finally getting it.
There is no referee there to ask Fire.
Dick Palmer is back on the job.
Rhapsody nails Fire with the Diamond Cutter.
Rhapsody is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Rhapsody places Fire on the turnbuckle.
Rhapsody executes a top-rope diamond cutter on Fire.
Rhapsody is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Rhapsody throws Fire out of the ring.
Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, four, Fire reenters the ring.
Rhapsody takes Fire down with a dragon screw.
Rhapsody goes for a Frankensteiner, but Fire counters it with a power bomb.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Fire hits Rhapsody with a senton bomb.
The crowd is booing Fire.
Fire takes Rhapsody down with springboard hurricanranna.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
Fire whips Rhapsody into the ropes, but Rhapsody reverses it.
Tragedy pulls down the top rope.
Dick Palmer threatens Rhapsody with disqualification.
Nik Cain: The Thespians are a dangerous presence on the outside.
Rhapsody jumps onto her with a plancha.
Scion comes over to make it two-on-one.
Rhapsody reenters the ring.
Fire follows her back in.
Rhapsody runs into the ropes.
Rhapsody catches Fire in the Mandible Claw.
Fire's shoulders are on the mat.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Fire is inching her way towards the ropes.
Fire is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Fire reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Rhapsody tags out to Scion.
Scion throws Fire out of the ring.
Scion jumps onto her with Asai moonsault.
Scion knocks Fire into the ringpost.
Scion executes the Shadowblaster on Fire on the concrete floor.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Scion.
Kevin Cole: Shadowblaster!
Nik Cain: Well, unlike Tennant, Scion showing absolutely no reservations about hitting a woman. Of course, at 5’1” and 125 pounds, Fire is one brick house of a woman.
Dick Palmer counts: 1.
Fire is busted wide open.
Dick Palmer counts: 2.
Scion throws Fire back into the ring.
Scion nails Fire with a spinebuster slam.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, Tom Tennant puts Fire's foot on the rope.
Scion hits a tornado DDT on Fire.
Scion is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Scion throws Fire out of the ring.
Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, four, Fire reenters the ring.
Scion whips Fire into the ropes.
Scion misses with an elbow.
Scion hits Fire with a shoulderblock.
Scion runs into the ropes.
Fire goes for a bulldog, but Scion counters it with an achilles tendon hold.
Fire reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Scion.
Rhapsody enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Tom Tennant enters the ring and lays out Rhapsody.
Nik Cain: That’s more like it.
Kevin Cole: How can you condone that?
Nik Cain: Very easily.
Tom Tennant hits a bodyslam on Scion.
Fire nails Scion with a flying bulldog.
A portion of the crowd is booing Fire.
Tom Tennant leaves the ring.
Fire goes for a floatover DDT, but Scion counters it with a three point stance.
Scion is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Scion hits a flying kneedrop on Fire.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Rhapsody enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Tom Tennant enters the ring and throws Rhapsody out of the ring.
Fire and Tom Tennant hit Scion with a double bulldog.
Tom Tennant leaves the ring.
Fire nails Scion with a Cradle DDT.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Fire complains about a slow count.
Scion begs off.
Fire goes for a knifehand chop, but Scion counters it with
a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Fire reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Scion doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Scion hits Fire with an Asai moonsault.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.
Fire complains about a fast count.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
The winners are Scion and Rhapsody. Time of match: 0:06:17
Nik Cain: Scion really dished out a beating to Fire. I have a funny feeling that this settles nothing between Scion and Tennant. In fact, this is likely to enrage Tennant even more.
Kevin Cole: I’m being told there is some sort of commotion going on backstage.
(The scene changes
to the backstage area, where a cameraman is hurrying into the locker room area.
There seems to have been a commotion caused in someone’s locker room. The
camera catches two men in business suits running out of a room, one of who is
holding a gold-plated folding chair. The chair looks
busted and covered in dents. Some laughter is heard as they leave. The
cameraman stops before the door. It is the locker room of he Nightmare Express.
The door is opened, and there are signs of a struggle. Inside of the room, Bad
Dreams lays on the floor, apparently unconscious. The FCW TV Title lies on the
head of Bad Dreams, and a small puddle of red is seen.)
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness! Someone has viciously attacked the
Television Champion!
Nik Cain: Yeah. I don’t like his odds in this upcoming title defense.
Kevin Cole: Surely, he won’t be expected to compete!
Nik Cain: The TV Champ must defend his title on every show without fail or be stripped of the belt. Is that fair, well you can be the judge of that. But, those are the rules, and Dreams has to follow them.
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This contest is scheduled for one fall.
It is for the FCW Television Title.
Introducing first...
Hailing from Village of Sinanju, South Korea...
Weighing in at 236 pounds...
Master Chuin
His opponent...
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...
Hailing from parts unknown...
Weighing in at 258 pounds...
The FCW Television Champion...
Bad Dreams
(Bad Dreams comes staggering to the ring, holding his head.)
Kevin Cole: The champ looks in bad shape after what was, presumably, a chair shot or series of chair shots to his head.
They lock up.
Master Chuin takes Bad Dreams down with a backspin DDT.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Master Chuin.
Nik Cain: That sure isn’t going to make Dreams’ head feel any better.
Master Chuin screams "DEATH TO IMPERIALISM!!!".
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Master Chuin.
Master Chuin throws Bad Dreams out of the ring.
Harry Buttcheek counts: one, Bad Dreams reenters the ring.
Master Chuin runs into the ropes.
Master Chuin hits Bad Dreams with a clothesline.
Master Chuin executes the Deadly Shaolin Buddha Finger.
Bad Dreams is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Bad Dreams is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Bad Dreams tries to fight the pain.
Bad Dreams is writhing in pain.
Harry Buttcheek asks Bad Dreams if he should stop the fight.
Bad Dreams shakes his head.
Harry Buttcheek asks Bad Dreams if he's had enough.
Bad Dreams shakes his head.
Harry Buttcheek tells Bad Dreams to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Bad Dreams nods.
Harry Buttcheek checks Bad Dreams's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Harry Buttcheek stops the match after 34 seconds.
Master Chuin acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
The winner is Master Chuin. Time of match: 0:00:58
Kevin Oh my! Just like that, we have a new TV Champion! As Master Chuin is being handed the title, I can’t help but wonder who is responsible for the heinous attack?
(The arena lights dim a bit.)
Nik Cain: I have a feeling we are about to find out.
(After a short
delay, two men appear from backstage. They wear the same
business suits seen earlier, and the larger of the two men carries the busted
gold-plated chair. The lights in the arena return to normal, and now the entire
crowd can see who these men are. Many recognize the faces, and some are
clueless. They enter the ring and a mic is thrown to the larger of the two. He
waits for the crowd to silence, and then begins to speak.)
???: Oh, it’s great to be back in wrestling! I wish I had never left. Maybe I
should take the time to introduce myself and my associate here. Some of you
may remember us…do the names Corwin Havens and Jonathan Chambers ring a bell?
(A steady boo flows through the crowd.)
Corwin: I knew someone you wouldn’t forget! Well, I digress. I came out here
because I was wondering about what got into Bad Dreams tonight? I don’t know;
he just seemed out of his game plan. I’m also wondering who ruined my chair!
This thing is a piece of vintage wrestling history!
Jonathan: Hold on a minute, I think I might be putting two and two together
here.
Corwin: And what would that come out to?
Jonathan: Four.
Corwin: I’m impressed!
Jonathan: It doesn’t take much then. As I was saying, I think that your chair
might have had something to do with Bad Dreams’ troubles in his match!
Corwin: Do you suspect foul play?
Jonathan: No, but I think someone hit him with the chair.
Corwin: That exactly what I just…never mind. I don’t think anyone wants to
hear this for too much longer anyway. To make this a bit shorter, we did this
because we could. We did this because Bad Dreams is a tacky dresser. We did
this because it got us a quality spot on this show to make our debut. It was
just convenient like that. We really have no clue why we did this. Hey, it was
a hell of a way to say “hi” to everyone, wasn’t it?
Jonathan: And on that note, I think they’re about to cut the cameras off us.
That’s a good sign it’s time to leave. FCW, we have arrived.
Corwin: Fear us if you want to...laugh at us if you choose to, just do me one
favor: try not to dent the chairs, they’re expensive!
(The two men remain in the ring, soaking in the boos.)
Kevin Cole: I cannot believe this! These two individuals have cost Bad Dreams the Television Title for no discernable reason and have, in the process, made a mockery of this entire broadcast!
Nik Cain: I had heard a rumor that Havens and Chambers had signed with FCW. I guess this was their way of confirming that rumor.
Kevin Cole: Aren’t you appalled by their actions?
Nik Cain: Well, their lack of respect for FCW is not something I agree with. But I have a funny feeling a few people would be more than willing to teach them a little respect. As for costing Bad Dreams the title, I never really liked him anyway.
Kevin Cole: Never liked him anyway? What does that have to do with anything? What about sportsmanship?
Nik Cain: What about it?
Kevin Cole: You are impossible! Those two hooligans are still in the ring enjoying the trouble they caused, but we are out of time.
Nik Cain: Until next time, this is Nik Cain saying I like my wrestling like I like my porno, HARDCORE!
(fade to black)
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