(“New Breed” by Fear Factory plays as we see highlights of the various FCW superstars. Eventually, the screen bursts into computer-generated flames and, when the flames dissipate, all that remains in the FCW logo. As the logo fades, we get a live shot of the FCW Arena. The camera pans around to get a view of the entire crowd. Then we cut to a shot of the announce table, where both Kevin Cole and Nik Cain are seated. Cain is, as usual, dressed in all black and, as usual, Kevin Cole looks like he still lets his mother dress him.)
Kevin Cole: Hello everybody and welcome to Full Contact TV! With me is my broadcast colleague, Nik Cain.
Nik Cain: Could you not sit so damn close to me?
Kevin Cole: We’ve got plenty of great matches for you, including the main event between Comedy and Bad Dreams to crown the first ever FCW Television Champion. And we’re not wasting any time as we go right to the ring for some tag team action!
Nik Cain: The team of Unleaded and Head Break Kid will be taking on Shawn Michaels and Quackman. Its relevant to note that these four men have been both allies and enemies in the past and know each other in the ring very well.
Kevin Cole: I also heard that Michaels is wrestling hurt.
Nik Cain: That is true. He is nursing a few minor injuries. Its not like him to wrestle hurt. I imagine this has little to do with his work ethic and a lot to do with Crawford riding him. Michaels has a reputation as a disciplinary problem and Crawford wants to show him who’s boss early.
This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Alex DiGiacomo...
At a total combined weight of 349 pounds...
"Brought to you by Pepsi One" Shawn Michaels and Quackman
Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Candi...
At a total combined weight of 585 pounds...
Glamour and Pain
They lock up.
Shawn Michaels leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Shawn Michaels takes the chair.
Shawn Michaels goes for a back suplex, but Unleaded blocks it.
Unleaded goes for a short clothesline, but Shawn Michaels counters it with
a hiptoss.
Quackman enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The "Head Break" Kid enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Shawn Michaels and Quackman whip Unleaded into the ropes.
They hit Unleaded with a double kick to the midsection.
Quackman leaves the ring.
Shawn Michaels gives him a moonsault bodyblock, but Unleaded doesn't budge.
Shawn Michaels nails Unleaded with a reverse neckbreaker.
Shawn Michaels goes for a bodyslam, but Unleaded counters it with
a small package.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Unleaded chops Shawn Michaels.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Unleaded and a few others cheering him.
Shawn Michaels hits Unleaded.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels hits Unleaded.
Shawn Michaels is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Shawn Michaels whips Unleaded into the ropes.
Unleaded takes Shawn Michaels down with inverted chokeslam.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Unleaded and a few others cheering him.
Kevin Cole: Unleaded just slammed Michaels’ face to the mat hard with an inverted chokeslam.
Nik Cain: We’ve already seen plenty of counters, as I expected given these teams’ history. But that move definitely could give Glamour and Pain the momentum they need.
Unleaded tags out to The "Head Break" Kid.
Unleaded executes a swinging neckbreaker on Shawn Michaels.
The "Head Break" Kid hits Shawn Michaels with a flying somersault headbutt.
The "Head Break" Kid is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Quackman enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Unleaded goes for an inverted power bomb, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.
Unleaded rolls out of the ring.
Shawn Michaels hits The "Head Break" Kid with a vertical suplex.
Shawn Michaels tags out to Quackman.
Quackman takes the chair.
Quackman nails The "Head Break" Kid with a flying forearm with the chair.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman hits The "Head Break" Kid with a backward kick.
Quackman is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Candi tries to interfere, but Alex DiGiacomo prevents her from doing so.
Quackman nails The "Head Break" Kid with a flying forearm.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck.
A few fans are booing Quackman, while a few others are cheering him.
Nik Cain: Michaels makes a much needed tag and Quackman is opening up a pint sized can of whoop ass on The Kid.
Kevin Cole: Why does he feel the need to point to his groin?
Nik Cain: Well, I’ve been told that steroid freaks are compensating for a certain shortcoming below the belt. Perhaps Quackman is the opposite. Oh man, somebody shoot me for even thinking about the size of Quackman’s penis. Quit giggling like a school girl over there, fatty.
Kevin Cole: But you said. . .well, you know what you said.
Quackman executes a backward kick on The "Head Break" Kid.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Quackman and a few others cheering him.
Robert Loggia removes the chair from the ring.
Quackman places The "Head Break" Kid on the turnbuckle.
Quackman hits The "Head Break" Kid with a belly-to-back superplex.
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Quackman and a few others cheering him.
Quackman runs into the ropes.
Candi trips Quackman.
Robert Loggia threatens The "Head Break" Kid and Unleaded with disqualification.
Robert Loggia warns Candi.
Quackman throws The "Head Break" Kid out of the ring.
Quackman goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Nik Cain: Unleaded and company better be careful. Robert Loggia has appeared in a television commercial. He is, most likely, in Shawn Michaels’ pocket.
Kevin Cole: How dare you cast dispersions on the character of Robert Loggia!
Nik Cain: What the hell is this thing you have for Robert Loggia?
Kevin Cole: Nothing. I just think he is a fine actor.
Nik Cain: O. . .kay.
Quackman knocks The "Head Break" Kid into the ringsteps.
Quackman sets up a table.
Quackman sets up The "Head Break" Kid on the table.
Quackman executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Quackman is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Shawn Michaels comes over to make it two-on-one.
Quackman and Shawn Michaels hit The "Head Break" Kid with a double clothesline.
Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind, but The "Head Break" Kid nails Alex DiGiacomo.
Quackman sets up a table.
Quackman reenters the ring.
The "Head Break" Kid follows him back in.
The "Head Break" Kid brings the table into the ring.
Robert Loggia is back on the job.
Quackman kicks The "Head Break" Kid.
The "Head Break" Kid chops Quackman.
The "Head Break" Kid chops Quackman.
The "Head Break" Kid is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
The "Head Break" Kid punches Quackman.
A portion of the crowd is booing The "Head Break" Kid.
The "Head Break" Kid takes Quackman down with a running power bomb.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The "Head Break" Kid is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, kickout.
The "Head Break" Kid screans Damn I'm Sexy!.
A portion of the crowd is cheering The "Head Break" Kid.
Nik Cain: It sounds like both members of Head Break Kid’s fan club are in attendance tonight.
Kevin Cole: Head Break Kid has a fan club?
Nik Cain: No.
The "Head Break" Kid sets up Quackman on the table.
The "Head Break" Kid executes the 401k Plan through the table.
The table is broken in half.
A portion of the crowd is booing The "Head Break" Kid.
The "Head Break" Kid is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness!
Nik Cain: The Kid drives Quacks through a table with his finisher but, somehow, Quacks kicks out in two.
The "Head Break" Kid whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it.
The "Head Break" Kid hits Quackman with an elbow.
The "Head Break" Kid goes for a spinning power bomb, but Quackman
counters it with a bulldog.
Quackman acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Quackman uses a brain buster on The "Head Break" Kid.
Quackman acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Quackman goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but The "Head Break" Kid
counters it with a rana.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
A portion of the crowd is cheering The "Head Break" Kid.
The "Head Break" Kid whips Quackman into the ropes.
Quackman misses with a clothesline.
Quackman hits The "Head Break" Kid with a clothesline.
The "Head Break" Kid falls out of the ring.
Robert Loggia counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
The "Head Break" Kid reenters the ring.
Quackman uses a back heel kick on The "Head Break" Kid.
Quackman tags out to Shawn Michaels.
Unleaded enters the ring and lays out Quackman.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Unleaded.
Unleaded uses an enzuigiri to the face on Shawn Michaels.
The "Head Break" Kid hits Shawn Michaels with a full nelson faceslam.
Unleaded leaves the ring.
The "Head Break" Kid whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels goes for a clothesline, but The "Head Break" Kid
counters it with a hiptoss.
The "Head Break" Kid tags out to Unleaded.
Unleaded and The "Head Break" Kid whip Shawn Michaels into the ropes.
They hit Shawn Michaels with a double kick to the midsection.
The "Head Break" Kid leaves the ring.
Unleaded executes a spinning power bomb on Shawn Michaels.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Unleaded executes the Rocker Dropper on Shawn Michaels.
Kevin Cole: Rocker Dropper! Rocker Dropper!
Nik Cain: So?
Kevin Cole: Sorry, besides Hulk Hogan, The Rockers are the only wrestlers I really remember watching growing up.
Nik Cain: Oh, that makes sense. cough, homo, cough
Kevin Cole: What?
Nik Cain: Nothing. I just had something in my throat. . .
Kevin Cole: Oh, okay.
Nik Cain: . . .homo.
Kevin Cole: What!?!
Unleaded goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Shawn Michaels
counters it with a crucifix.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Shawn Michaels hits Unleaded.
Shawn Michaels is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Unleaded chops Shawn Michaels.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Unleaded.
Shawn Michaels chops Unleaded.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shawn Michaels.
Unleaded punches Shawn Michaels.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Unleaded.
Unleaded goes for a leaping swinging DDT, but Shawn Michaels counters it with
an atomic drop.
Shawn Michaels throws Unleaded out of the ring.
Shawn Michaels goes through the ropes.
Robert Loggia counts: 1.
Shawn Michaels reenters the ring.
Unleaded follows him back in.
Shawn Michaels throws Unleaded out of the ring.
Robert Loggia counts: one, two, three, four, Unleaded reenters the ring.
Shawn Michaels kicks Unleaded.
Shawn Michaels is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Unleaded punches Shawn Michaels.
Unleaded is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Unleaded kicks Shawn Michaels.
Unleaded punches Shawn Michaels.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Unleaded.
Unleaded nails Shawn Michaels with a leaping swinging DDT.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Unleaded whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes.
Unleaded hits Shawn Michaels with a backdrop.
Unleaded raises his hand and clinches his fist.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Unleaded.
Unleaded leaves the ring.
He returns with a big black dildo.
Unleaded hits the Doctor Bomb on Shawn Michaels.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Unleaded hits him with the big black dildo.
Nik Cain: Interesting foreign object selection by Unleaded.
Unleaded is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Unleaded executes the torture rack drop on Shawn Michaels.
Unleaded uses a double arm DDT on Shawn Michaels.
Unleaded is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Unleaded hits him with a big black dildo.
The big black dildo is broken in half.
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .
Nik Cain: Holy shit!
Kevin Cole: . . .goodness!
Nik Cain: I’ve been involved in pro wrestling for a while now, and I’ve never seen someone crack a big black dildo in half over someone’s head.
Unleaded executes a running shoulderblock on Shawn Michaels.
Unleaded is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Unleaded whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels uses a clothesline on Unleaded.
Shawn Michaels tags out to Quackman.
Quackman gets an arm grapevine on Unleaded.
Unleaded is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Unleaded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Quackman runs into the ropes.
Unleaded uses a spinebuster bomb on Quackman.
Unleaded goes for a sidewalk slam, but Quackman counters it with a DDT.
In turn, Unleaded counters it with a backdrop.
Unleaded raises his hand and clinches his fist.
Unleaded is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Quackman begs off.
The "Head Break" Kid enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Unleaded and The "Head Break" Kid whip Quackman into the ropes.
They hit Quackman with a double kick to the midsection.
Unleaded and The "Head Break" Kid whip Quackman into the ropes.
They hit Quackman with a double backdrop.
Kevin Cole: Quackman is getting double teamed pretty badly in there.
Nik Cain: And Michaels is barely conscious on the apron courtesy of that dildo shot.
The "Head Break" Kid leaves the ring.
Unleaded uses a running power bomb on Quackman.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Quackman begs off.
Unleaded whips Quackman into the ropes.
Unleaded hits Quackman with a kick.
Unleaded nails Quackman with a spinning power bomb.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Unleaded goes for a short clothesline, but Quackman ducks out of the way.
Quackman whips Unleaded into the ropes.
Quackman hits Unleaded with a kick.
Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck.
Quackman seemingly enjoys the boos.
Quackman uses a flying bodypress on Unleaded.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman gets a figure-four leglock on Unleaded.
Unleaded is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Unleaded's shoulders are on the mat.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Unleaded breaks the hold after 12 seconds.
Quackman begs off.
Unleaded attempts to place Quackman on the turnbuckle, but Quackman blocks it.
Unleaded punches Quackman.
Unleaded is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Unleaded hits Quackman.
Unleaded is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Quackman punches Unleaded.
Quackman is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Quackman hits Unleaded.
Quackman is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Unleaded kicks Quackman.
Unleaded punches Quackman.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Unleaded.
Quackman hits Unleaded.
Quackman acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Kevin Cole: I can’t believe Quackman is holding his own in there.
Nik Cain: Actually, neither can I.
Quackman goes for a back heel kick, but Unleaded counters it with a legsweep.
Unleaded whips Quackman into the ropes.
Unleaded hits Quackman with a backdrop.
Quackman falls out of the ring.
Robert Loggia counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Quackman
reenters the ring.
Unleaded uses a spinning DDT on Quackman.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Unleaded.
Unleaded is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Unleaded hits a big boot to the face on Quackman.
Unleaded whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it.
Unleaded misses with an elbow.
Quackman misses with a clothesline.
Quackman hits Unleaded with an elbow.
Quackman nails Unleaded with a clothesline.
Quackman is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shawn Michaels enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Quackman and Shawn Michaels whip Unleaded into the ropes.
Quackman and Shawn Michaels hit Unleaded with a double clothesline.
Shawn Michaels leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Shawn Michaels runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Shawn Michaels executes a dropkick on Unleaded.
Quackman goes for a back suplex, but Unleaded blocks it.
Unleaded throws Quackman off the turnbuckle.
Shawn Michaels leaves the ring.
Unleaded whips Quackman into the ropes.
Quackman misses with an elbow.
Unleaded hits Quackman with a shoulderblock.
Quackman begs off.
Unleaded goes for the Rocker Dropper, but Quackman counters it with a legsweep.
Quackman tags out to Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels and Quackman whip Unleaded into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels and Quackman hit Unleaded with a double bodyslam.
Quackman leaves the ring.
Shawn Michaels uses a forearm smash on Unleaded.
Shawn Michaels uses a kneelift on Unleaded.
Nik Cain: Michaels seems to have recovered and doesn’t look to be very happy with Unleaded right now.
Shawn Michaels goes for a headlock takedown, but Unleaded throws him off.
Unleaded places Shawn Michaels on the turnbuckle.
Unleaded executes a top-rope Ace Crusher on Shawn Michaels.
Unleaded is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Unleaded takes Shawn Michaels down with the Doctor Bomb.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Unleaded goes for an elbow to the head, but Shawn Michaels ducks out of the way.
Shawn Michaels goes for a bodyslam, but Unleaded blocks it.
Unleaded runs into the ropes.
Unleaded misses with an elbow.
Unleaded misses with a kick.
Shawn Michaels misses with a clothesline.
Unleaded hits Shawn Michaels with a clothesline.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Unleaded places Shawn Michaels on the turnbuckle.
Unleaded executes the The BackFire on Shawn Michaels.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, Quackman makes the save.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Kevin Cole: Quackman makes the save!
The "Head Break" Kid enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Unleaded and The "Head Break" Kid whip Shawn Michaels into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Shawn Michaels with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shawn Michaels.
The "Head Break" Kid leaves the ring.
Shawn Michaels hits Unleaded with a headlock takedown.
Shawn Michaels kicks Unleaded.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels kicks Unleaded.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels chops Unleaded.
Shawn Michaels is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Quackman enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The "Head Break" Kid enters the ring and lays out Quackman.
The "Head Break" Kid nails Shawn Michaels with a back heel kick.
Unleaded goes for an elbow to the head, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.
The "Head Break" Kid leaves the ring.
Candi throws Unleaded the hockey stick.
Unleaded tries to use it, but Shawn Michaels blocks the blow and
takes it away from him.
Shawn Michaels hits Unleaded with it and goes for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Nik Cain: That miscue almost cost G and P the match.
Shawn Michaels goes for an abdominal stretch, but Unleaded counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Robert Loggia removes the chair from the ring.
Unleaded tags out to The "Head Break" Kid.
The "Head Break" Kid and Unleaded whip Shawn Michaels into the ropes.
They hit Shawn Michaels with a double kick to the midsection.
Unleaded leaves the ring.
The "Head Break" Kid goes for a Russian legsweep, but Shawn Michaels
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Shawn Michaels punches The "Head Break" Kid.
The "Head Break" Kid hits Shawn Michaels.
A portion of the crowd is cheering The "Head Break" Kid.
Shawn Michaels chops The "Head Break" Kid.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels chops The "Head Break" Kid.
Shawn Michaels whips The "Head Break" Kid into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels goes for a punch, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with
an armbreaker.
The "Head Break" Kid executes a jumping DDT on Shawn Michaels.
The "Head Break" Kid is starting to get more cheers than boos.
The "Head Break" Kid throws Shawn Michaels out of the ring.
The "Head Break" Kid goes for a Tornado Dive, but Shawn Michaels
moves out of the way.
Shawn Michaels nails The "Head Break" Kid with a forearm smash.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The "Head Break" Kid takes Shawn Michaels down with a Russian legsweep.
Robert Loggia counts: 1.
The "Head Break" Kid reenters the ring.
Shawn Michaels follows him back in.
The "Head Break" Kid hits an Asai moonsault on Shawn Michaels.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The "Head Break" Kid hits Shawn Michaels with a slingshot somersault splash.
The "Head Break" Kid is starting to get more cheers than boos.
The "Head Break" Kid is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The "Head Break" Kid throws Shawn Michaels out of the ring.
The "Head Break" Kid jumps onto him with a sunset flip powerbomb.
The "Head Break" Kid goes for a jumping side kick, but Shawn Michaels
ducks out of the way.
Robert Loggia counts: 1.
Shawn Michaels nails The "Head Break" Kid with a kneelift.
Robert Loggia counts: 2.
Robert Loggia counts: 3.
Quackman comes over to make it two-on-one.
Shawn Michaels and Quackman hit The "Head Break" Kid with a double clothesline.
Shawn Michaels throws The "Head Break" Kid back into the ring.
Shawn Michaels hits an inverted atomic drop on The "Head Break" Kid.
Quackman enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Shawn Michaels and Quackman whip The "Head Break" Kid into the ropes.
They hit The "Head Break" Kid with a double fist to the midsection.
Quackman leaves the ring.
Shawn Michaels executes an atomic drop on The "Head Break" Kid.
Quackman enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Unleaded enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Shawn Michaels and Quackman whip The "Head Break" Kid into the ropes.
They hit The "Head Break" Kid with a double kick to the midsection.
Shawn Michaels and Quackman whip The "Head Break" Kid into the ropes.
They hit The "Head Break" Kid with a double fist to the midsection.
Quackman leaves the ring.
Shawn Michaels nails The "Head Break" Kid with a reverse neckbreaker.
Shawn Michaels executes the Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Superkick on
The "Head Break" Kid.
A portion of the crowd is booing Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels goes for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.
A portion of the crowd is booing Shawn Michaels.
The winners are Shawn Michaels and Quackman. Time of match: 0:17:01
Kevin Cole: Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Super Kick!
Nik Cain: Michaels pulls off the win for his team. That was one hell of a way to open the show.
Kevin Cole: And now we are going to see the in ring debut of Scion.
Nik Cain: Yeah, he’s be taking on Vegan Warrior, an indie worker who apparently has developed a bit of a cult following.
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This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Fighting out of Syracuse, New York...
Weighing in at 216 pounds...
Vegan Warrior
Kevin Cole: Is that a pink luchador mask?
Nik Cain: I’m afraid so.
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Rhapsody...
From New York City...
Weighing in at 228 pounds...
Scion
They lock up.
Scion executes a double arm DDT on Vegan Warrior.
The crowd is booing Scion.
Scion hits Vegan Warrior with a fireman's carry into a flapjack.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Scion nails Vegan Warrior with an enzuigiri.
Scion nails Vegan Warrior with a tiger bomb.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is booing Scion.
The winner is Scion. Time of match: 0:00:44
Nik Cain: What the hell happened? You cut one and I turned my head to avoid the stench. Next thing I know, the match is over.
Kevin Cole: I did not “cut one”!
Nik Cain: Whatever. I guess this qualifies as a successful debut for Scion.
Kevin Cole: I did NOT cut one!
(“Smoke on the Water” by Deep Purple blasts over the PA, signifying the arrival of FCW Owner/President James Crawford. Crawford makes his way to the ring accompanied by his personal bodyguards, Masked Fat Guy #2 and Masked Fat Guy #3, who are both in their wrestling gear. Once standing in the center of the ring, Crawford pulls a mic out of his coat pocket and addresses the crowd.)
James Crawford: I did not come out here tonight to discuss the state of wrestling today nor did I come out here to discuss the state of the FCW, which is pretty damn good, thanks for asking. No, I came out here to address one man and one man only.
Dark Enigma. (mix of cheers and boos from the crowd)
Enigma, last week you crashed my little party. Now, I could have had you thrown out of my building. I could have charged you for assaulting my athletes in a match you were not sanctioned to compete in. But I know talent when I see it, and you’re talent. So, I signed you to a contract to compete in FCW and I know you are in the building. So, get your ass out here for your first match of the night.
(Enigma’s music blasts over the PA. He and Phoenix come through the curtain, dressed in street clothes. They make their way to the ring. Enigma is obviously not very happy.)
James Crawford: Why the long face Enigma? Is it because you just realized that I am about to nail your ass to the wall? Because, if so, you are smarter than I thought. See, you signed a contract to compete in FCW, but you didn’t read it very closely. I knew you wouldn’t and I knew you didn’t have any high priced lawyers who would read the fine print for you. But, if you had read it, you would have noticed a special little clause that states that you must compete in any and every match I schedule you to compete in. If you no show for any reason, be it injury, death in the family, valet on the rag, anything, you are in breach of your contract and I will see you in court.
Now, I know you were expecting to face “The Survivor” Tom Tennant in a Singapore Cane Match, and you will. But first, as a little warm up, you get to face both Masked Fat Guy #2 and Masked Fat Guy #3 in a handicap match. Try not to get hurt. That would be a terrible shame.
(Crawford exits the ring as the ring announcements are made.)
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This contest is a 2-on-1 handicap match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
At a total combined weight of 919 pounds...
Masked Fat Guy #2 and Masked Fat Guy #3
Their opponent...
Led to the ring by Phoenix...
Hailing from parts unknown...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...
Dark Enigma
They lock up.
Masked Fat Guy #2 whips Dark Enigma into the ropes, but Dark Enigma reverses it.
Masked Fat Guy #2 hits Dark Enigma with a kick.
Masked Fat Guy #2 whips Dark Enigma into the turnbuckle.
Masked Fat Guy #2 runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Dark Enigma lifts his
knee.
Dark Enigma gives him an anklelock submission, but Masked Fat Guy #2
only stares at him.
Masked Fat Guy #2 gets a chokehold on Dark Enigma.
Blackie McGee warns Masked Fat Guy #2 to let go.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three, four.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three, four.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three, four.
Blackie McGee threatens Masked Fat Guy #2 with disqualification.
Masked Fat Guy #2 kicks Dark Enigma.
Masked Fat Guy #2 chops Dark Enigma.
The crowd is cheering on Masked Fat Guy #2.
Kevin Cole: Oh man, I do not like Dark Enigma’s chances here.
Nik Cain: Crawford is going out of his way to show that he is not a man to be messed with and, unfortunately for Enigma, he is the man being made an example of.
Dark Enigma hits Masked Fat Guy #2.
Masked Fat Guy #2 chops Dark Enigma.
The crowd is really behind Masked Fat Guy #2.
Masked Fat Guy #2 hits Dark Enigma.
There are lots of chants for Masked Fat Guy #2.
Masked Fat Guy #2 runs into the ropes.
Masked Fat Guy #2 misses with an elbow.
Masked Fat Guy #2 takes Dark Enigma down with a football tackle.
Masked Fat Guy #2 tags out to Masked Fat Guy #3.
Masked Fat Guy #3 and Masked Fat Guy #2 whip Dark Enigma into the ropes.
They hit Dark Enigma with a double fist to the midsection.
Masked Fat Guy #3 and Masked Fat Guy #2 whip Dark Enigma into the ropes.
Masked Fat Guy #3 and Masked Fat Guy #2 hit Dark Enigma with a double
Gorilla Press.
Masked Fat Guy #2 leaves the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #3 executes an earringer on Dark Enigma.
Masked Fat Guy #3 hits Dark Enigma with a football tackle.
Masked Fat Guy #3 nails Dark Enigma with a punch to the midsection.
Masked Fat Guy #3 tags out to Masked Fat Guy #2.
Masked Fat Guy #2 and Masked Fat Guy #3 whip Dark Enigma into the ropes.
They hit Dark Enigma with a double backdrop.
Masked Fat Guy #2 and Masked Fat Guy #3 whip Dark Enigma into the ropes.
They hit Dark Enigma with a double kick to the midsection.
Masked Fat Guy #3 leaves the ring.
Nik Cain: The Masked Fat Guys are simply dismantling Enigma.
Kevin Cole: I can’t even watch. This is not a sport, its barbarism.
Nik Cain: Yeah, ain’t it great?
Masked Fat Guy #2 runs into the ropes.
Masked Fat Guy #2 misses with a shoulderblock.
Dark Enigma misses with a clothesline.
Dark Enigma misses with an elbow.
Masked Fat Guy #2 hits Dark Enigma with a kick.
Masked Fat Guy #2 executes a jawbreaker on Dark Enigma.
There are lots of chants for Masked Fat Guy #2.
Masked Fat Guy #2 hits a chop on Dark Enigma.
Masked Fat Guy #2 punches Dark Enigma.
The crowd is really behind Masked Fat Guy #2.
Masked Fat Guy #2 hits Dark Enigma.
The crowd is really behind Masked Fat Guy #2.
Masked Fat Guy #2 throws Dark Enigma out of the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #2 goes through the ropes.
Masked Fat Guy #2 hits Dark Enigma with a powerslam.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
Masked Fat Guy #2 uses a back suplex on Dark Enigma.
Blackie McGee counts: 2.
Masked Fat Guy #2 knocks Dark Enigma into the ringpost.
There are lots of chants for Masked Fat Guy #2.
Masked Fat Guy #2 uses a back suplex on Dark Enigma.
Blackie McGee counts: 3.
Masked Fat Guy #2 whips Dark Enigma into the guardrail.
Blackie McGee counts: 4.
Kevin Cole: How is that guy still getting up?
Nik Cain: Enigma is one tough bastard, if nothing else. But, right now, he is looking more like one tough punching bag.
Masked Fat Guy #2 reenters the ring.
Dark Enigma follows him back in.
Dark Enigma brings the table into the ring.
Dark Enigma gives him a kneelift, but Masked Fat Guy #2 doesn't budge.
Dark Enigma whips Masked Fat Guy #2 into the ropes, but Masked Fat Guy #2
reverses it.
Masked Fat Guy #2 hits Dark Enigma with a kick.
Masked Fat Guy #2 hits a back suplex on Dark Enigma.
Masked Fat Guy #2 nails Dark Enigma with a back suplex.
The crowd is really behind Masked Fat Guy #2.
Masked Fat Guy #2 runs into the ropes.
Dark Enigma hits Masked Fat Guy #2 with a clothesline.
Dark Enigma whips Masked Fat Guy #2 into the ropes, but Masked Fat Guy #2
reverses it.
Masked Fat Guy #2 hits Dark Enigma with a kick to the midsection.
Masked Fat Guy #2 executes a faceslam on Dark Enigma.
Masked Fat Guy #2 takes Dark Enigma down with a back suplex.
Masked Fat Guy #2 hits Dark Enigma with a powerslam.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Masked Fat Guy #2 whips Dark Enigma into the turnbuckle, but Dark Enigma
reverses it.
Dark Enigma runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Masked Fat Guy #2
moves out of the way.
Masked Fat Guy #2 goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Dark Enigma
blocks it.
Dark Enigma runs into the ropes.
Dark Enigma hits Masked Fat Guy #2 with a kick.
Dark Enigma nails Masked Fat Guy #2 with a reverse DDT.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Nik Cain: Enigma manages to mount a bit of offense and even got a two count.
Kevin Cole: The reverse DDT is a very effective move, and one that can be easily executed on a man the size of Masked Fat Guy #2.
Dark Enigma executes a fist to the midsection on Masked Fat Guy #2.
Dark Enigma throws Masked Fat Guy #2 out of the ring.
Blackie McGee counts: one, two, Masked Fat Guy #2 reenters the ring.
Dark Enigma whips Masked Fat Guy #2 into the turnbuckle.
Dark Enigma runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Dark Enigma gives him a sleeperhold, but Masked Fat Guy #2 doesn't even care.
Masked Fat Guy #2 uses a knee to the back on Dark Enigma.
Masked Fat Guy #2 tags out to Masked Fat Guy #3.
Nik Cain: This is where the handicap really comes into play. Enigma was finally getting the upper hand on Masked Fat Guy #2 so he simply tags in the younger and even fatter Masked Fat Guy #3.
Kevin Cole: This just isn’t fair!
Masked Fat Guy #3 and Masked Fat Guy #2 whip Dark Enigma into the ropes.
They hit Dark Enigma with a double fist to the midsection.
Masked Fat Guy #3 and Masked Fat Guy #2 whip Dark Enigma into the ropes.
They hit Dark Enigma with a double kick to the midsection.
Masked Fat Guy #2 leaves the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #3 throws Dark Enigma out of the ring.
Blackie McGee counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Dark Enigma reenters the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #3 hits a slap on Dark Enigma.
Masked Fat Guy #3 whips Dark Enigma into the ropes, but Dark Enigma reverses it.
Masked Fat Guy #3 misses with a kick.
Masked Fat Guy #3 hits Dark Enigma with a clothesline.
Dark Enigma falls out of the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #3 goes through the ropes.
Masked Fat Guy #3 sets up Dark Enigma on the table.
Masked Fat Guy #3 executes a DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is cheering on Masked Fat Guy #3.
Kevin Cole: I think he killed him! I think Enigma is dead!
Nik Cain: No, even this crowd isn’t sick enough to cheer that. But they sure are eating up this carnage.
Masked Fat Guy #3 throws Dark Enigma back into the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #3 is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Masked Fat Guy #3 takes Dark Enigma down with a facebite.
Masked Fat Guy #3 hits Dark Enigma with a low blow.
Masked Fat Guy #3 runs into the ropes.
Masked Fat Guy #3 misses with a clothesline.
Dark Enigma hits Masked Fat Guy #3 with a clothesline.
Dark Enigma uses a forearm to the back on Masked Fat Guy #3.
Dark Enigma makes a thumbs down sign.
The crowd is booing Dark Enigma.
Dark Enigma goes for a front facelock, but Masked Fat Guy #3 counters it with
a backdrop.
Masked Fat Guy #3 nails Dark Enigma with a backdrop.
Masked Fat Guy #3 whips Dark Enigma into the ropes.
Dark Enigma goes for a lariat, but Masked Fat Guy #3 ducks out of the way.
Masked Fat Guy #3 punches Dark Enigma.
Masked Fat Guy #3 hits Dark Enigma.
Masked Fat Guy #3 chops Dark Enigma.
Dark Enigma punches Masked Fat Guy #3.
The crowd is booing Dark Enigma.
Dark Enigma hits Masked Fat Guy #3.
The crowd is booing Dark Enigma.
Masked Fat Guy #3 chops Dark Enigma.
The crowd is cheering on Masked Fat Guy #3.
Masked Fat Guy #3 nails Dark Enigma with the Stinger Splash.
Masked Fat Guy #3 executes a running powerslam on Dark Enigma.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Masked Fat Guy #3 executes the 4:69 Moonsault on Dark Enigma.
Kevin Cole: Moonsault! Moonsault! That is the biggest moonsault I have ever seen!
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Phoenix puts Dark Enigma's foot on the rope.
Kevin Cole: Phoenix just saved Enigma!
Nik Cain: In this instance, I don’t know if I’d call it saving.
Masked Fat Guy #3 goes for a thumb to the throat, but Dark Enigma blocks it.
Dark Enigma gives him a knee to the back, but Masked Fat Guy #3 only stares at
him.
Dark Enigma goes for a DDT, but Masked Fat Guy #3 blocks it.
Masked Fat Guy #3 goes for a Samoan Drop, but Dark Enigma counters it with
a sunset flip.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Dark Enigma gives him a fist to the midsection, but Masked Fat Guy #3
only stares at him.
Kevin Cole: Enigma’s punches aren’t even having any effect at this point.
Dark Enigma whips Masked Fat Guy #3 into the ropes.
Masked Fat Guy #3 hits Dark Enigma with a clothesline.
Dark Enigma falls out of the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #3 goes through the ropes.
Masked Fat Guy #3 whips Dark Enigma into the guardrail.
Masked Fat Guy #3 goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Dark Enigma
counters it with a facerake.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
Phoenix comes from behind, but Masked Fat Guy #3 nails Phoenix.
Dark Enigma executes a superkick on Masked Fat Guy #3.
Blackie McGee counts: 2.
Blackie McGee counts: 3.
Blackie McGee counts: 4.
Dark Enigma whips Masked Fat Guy #3 into the guardrail.
Blackie McGee counts: 5.
Dark Enigma is handed a plunger.
Dark Enigma hits him with the plunger.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Nik Cain: Hitting a near 500 pound man with a plunger is the act of a desperate man.
Dark Enigma sets up a table.
Blackie McGee counts: 6.
Dark Enigma reenters the ring.
Masked Fat Guy #3 follows him back in.
Masked Fat Guy #3 brings the the plunger into the ring.
Dark Enigma leaves the ring.
He returns with the singapore cane.
Dark Enigma whips Masked Fat Guy #3 into the ropes, but Masked Fat Guy #3
reverses it.
Masked Fat Guy #3 hits Dark Enigma with a shoulderblock.
Masked Fat Guy #3 tags out to Masked Fat Guy #2.
Masked Fat Guy #2 and Masked Fat Guy #3 whip Dark Enigma into the ropes.
They hit Dark Enigma with a double fist to the midsection.
Masked Fat Guy #2 and Masked Fat Guy #3 whip Dark Enigma into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Dark Enigma with a double backdrop, but he counters
it with a double headsmash.
Masked Fat Guy #3 leaves the ring.
Dark Enigma hits Masked Fat Guy #2 with a jumping side kick.
Dark Enigma hits him with the singapore cane.
Dark Enigma gives him a DDT, but Masked Fat Guy #2 doesn't even care.
Masked Fat Guy #2 goes for a power bomb, but Dark Enigma counters it with a rana
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dark Enigma gives him a legsweep, but Masked Fat Guy #2 doesn't even care.
Dark Enigma uses a headbutt on Masked Fat Guy #2.
Dark Enigma hits Masked Fat Guy #2.
The crowd is booing Dark Enigma.
Dark Enigma kicks Masked Fat Guy #2.
The crowd is booing Dark Enigma.
Dark Enigma hits Masked Fat Guy #2.
Dark Enigma nails Masked Fat Guy #2 with a superkick.
Dark Enigma is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kevin Cole: Masked Fat Guy #2 barely kicked out after a picture perfect standing side kick.
Dark Enigma whips Masked Fat Guy #2 into the ropes.
Masked Fat Guy #2 hits Dark Enigma with an elbow.
Masked Fat Guy #2 tags out to Masked Fat Guy #3.
Masked Fat Guy #3 and Masked Fat Guy #2 whip Dark Enigma into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Dark Enigma with a double clothesline, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Dark Enigma hits them with a double clothesline.
Masked Fat Guy #2 leaves the ring.
Dark Enigma goes for a jumping side kick, but Masked Fat Guy #3
ducks out of the way.
Masked Fat Guy #3 executes the Stinger Splash on Dark Enigma.
The crowd is starting to get behind Masked Fat Guy #3.
Masked Fat Guy #3 puts Dark Enigma in a choke lift.
Blackie McGee warns Masked Fat Guy #3 to let go.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three, four.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three, four, five.
Blackie McGee warns Masked Fat Guy #3.
Kevin Cole: Enigma is having what life he has left choked right out of him.
Masked Fat Guy #3 uses a football tackle on Dark Enigma.
Masked Fat Guy #3 punches Dark Enigma.
The crowd is starting to get behind Masked Fat Guy #3.
Masked Fat Guy #3 kicks Dark Enigma.
Masked Fat Guy #3 hits Dark Enigma.
Masked Fat Guy #3 hits a football tackle on Dark Enigma.
Dark Enigma takes the singapore cane and uses it on him.
Dark Enigma is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
He goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
Quite a few boos are audible.
The winner is Dark Enigma. Time of match: 0:12:20
Kevin Cole: What a shot! The cane broke right in half over Masked Fat Guy #3’s head!
Nik Cain: And Enigma gets a mark in the win column, but at what cost? He looks absolutely spent and still has to fight Tom Tennant in a hardcore match later tonight.
Kevin Cole: I still can’t believe the force of that shot with the cane. We’ve got to take a break. When he come back, the ladies will be in action.
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: We are back! Fire and Zoe are both preparing to make their FCW in ring debut tonight.
Nik Cain: I’ve never seen her compete, but I’ve heard Fire is one tough bitch. I also have it on pretty good authority that Zoe is a dyke.
Kevin Cole: Could you try being just a little bit less crass and a little more sensitive.
Nik Cain: Oh, I’m terribly sorry. I also have it on pretty good authority that Zoe is a muff diver.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
From San Francisco, California...
Weighing in at 138 pounds...
Zoe Burgess
Her opponent...
Led to the ring by Tom Tennant...
Hailing from El Paso, Texas...
Weighing in at 120 pounds...
Fire
They lock up.
Fire hits Zoe Burgess.
Fire hits Zoe Burgess.
Fire runs into the ropes.
Fire takes Zoe Burgess down with an Asai moonsault bodyblock.
Robert Loggia counts: One, kickout.
Fire hits hurracanrana on Zoe Burgess.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Fire leaves the ring.
She returns with a chair.
Fire sets up the chair.
Fire uses a flying bulldog onto the chair on Zoe Burgess.
A portion of the crowd is booing Fire.
Nik Cain: Fire opening up early on lezzie.
Kevin Cole: Okay, now you’re just doing it to annoy me.
Nik Cain: Is it working?
Kevin Cole: Yes.
Nik Cain: (doing his best Mr. Burns impression) Excellent.
Robert Loggia removes the chair from the ring.
Fire whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes.
Zoe Burgess hits Fire with a clothesline.
Zoe Burgess hits an enzuigiri to the face on Fire.
Zoe Burgess is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Zoe Burgess runs into the ropes.
Fire uses a bulldog on Zoe Burgess.
Fire takes Zoe Burgess down with a tornado DDT.
Fire takes Zoe Burgess down with a moonsault.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Fire uses a leaping swinging DDT on Zoe Burgess.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Fire complains about a slow count.
Fire runs into the ropes.
Fire takes Zoe Burgess down with an Asai moonsault bodyblock.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Fire takes Zoe Burgess down with an Asai moonsault bodyblock.
Robert Loggia counts: One, kickout.
Zoe Burgess begs off.
Fire hits a knifehand chop on Zoe Burgess.
Fire goes for a knifehand chop, but Zoe Burgess counters it with
a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Fire is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Fire reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Kevin Cole: Great counter by Burgess.
Zoe Burgess whips Fire into the ropes.
Fire misses with a clothesline.
Zoe Burgess takes Fire down with a kick to the midsection.
Zoe Burgess executes a headbutt on Fire.
Zoe Burgess catches Fire in a full nelson.
Fire reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Zoe Burgess goes for a butt-bump, but Fire ducks out of the way.
Zoe Burgess begs off.
Fire goes for hurracanrana, but Zoe Burgess blocks it.
Zoe Burgess uses a fist to the midsection on Fire.
Zoe Burgess hits a pumphandle slam on Fire.
A portion of the crowd is booing Zoe Burgess.
Zoe Burgess executes a frog splash on Fire.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness!
Nik Cain: That might constitute use of a foreign object, but referee Robert Loggia is going to allow it.
Zoe Burgess places Fire on the turnbuckle.
Zoe Burgess uses a double underhook superplex on Fire.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Zoe Burgess whips Fire into the turnbuckle.
Zoe Burgess nails Fire with a lariat.
Zoe Burgess nails Fire with a back suplex.
Zoe Burgess goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Fire counters it with
an enzuilariato.
Fire executes hurracanrana on Zoe Burgess.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Zoe Burgess begs off.
Fire whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes, but Zoe Burgess reverses it.
Zoe Burgess goes for a kick to the midsection, but Fire blocks it.
Fire uses falling reverse DDT on Zoe Burgess.
Fire executes a tornado DDT on Zoe Burgess.
Fire is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Zoe Burgess begs off.
Fire hits Zoe Burgess with a dragon screw.
Zoe Burgess begs off.
Fire nails Zoe Burgess with an Asai moonsault bodyblock.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Fire complains about a slow count.
Fire leaves the ring.
She returns with a chair.
Fire runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Fire executes an enzuigiri on Zoe Burgess.
Fire is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Fire puts Zoe Burgess in a dragon sleeper.
Zoe Burgess reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Fire runs into the ropes.
Zoe Burgess hits Fire with an elbow.
Robert Loggia removes the chair from the ring.
Zoe Burgess takes Fire down with a jack-knife power bomb.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Zoe Burgess takes Fire down with a butt-bump.
Nik Cain: You know, there aren’t a whole lot of wrestling moves I’d like to be on the receiving end of. . .
Zoe Burgess whips Fire into the ropes, but Fire reverses it.
Zoe Burgess executes a flying clothesline on Fire.
A portion of the crowd is booing Zoe Burgess.
Zoe Burgess uses a European uppercut on Fire.
Zoe Burgess is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Zoe Burgess uses a jack-knife power bomb on Fire.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Zoe Burgess catches Fire in a one-legged boston crab.
Fire reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds.
Zoe Burgess leaves the ring.
She returns with a sheet of glass.
Zoe Burgess hits her with the sheet of glass.
Zoe Burgess whips Fire into the ropes.
Fire hits Zoe Burgess with a kick.
Fire whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes, but Zoe Burgess reverses it.
Zoe Burgess misses with an elbow.
Fire goes for an Asai moonsault bodyblock, but Zoe Burgess counters it with
a dropkick.
Zoe Burgess hits her with the sheet of glass.
Robert Loggia throws the sheet of glass out of the ring.
Zoe Burgess hits Fire with a backspin DDT.
Zoe Burgess is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Zoe Burgess whips Fire into the ropes, but Fire reverses it.
Fire hits Zoe Burgess with an elbow.
Fire goes for a moonsault from the second turnbuckle, but Zoe Burgess
gets his knees up.
Zoe Burgess goes for a cobra clutch, but Fire counters it with
an armdrag takedown.
Fire whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes.
Fire hits Zoe Burgess with a shoulderblock.
Fire hits a floatover DDT on Zoe Burgess.
Fire goes for a senton bomb, but Zoe Burgess blocks it.
Zoe Burgess chops Fire.
Zoe Burgess is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Fire hits Zoe Burgess.
Fire kicks Zoe Burgess.
Fire acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her.
Fire runs into the ropes.
Fire misses with a shoulderblock.
Zoe Burgess hits Fire with a clothesline.
Zoe Burgess is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, Tom Tennant puts Fire's foot on the rope.
Nik Cain: And Tennant prevents his woman from getting pinned by Zoe. I guess he does not share the fantasy of many a man in this crowd tonight.
Zoe Burgess goes for a front facelock, but Fire blocks it.
Fire executes a dragon screw on Zoe Burgess.
Fire hits Zoe Burgess with a knifehand chop.
Fire executes a bulldog on Zoe Burgess.
Fire throws Zoe Burgess out of the ring.
Robert Loggia counts: one, two, three, four, Zoe Burgess reenters the ring.
Fire nails Zoe Burgess with a bulldog.
Fire uses a frog splash on Zoe Burgess.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Fire gives the sign for the Firestorm.
Fire executes the Firestorm on Zoe Burgess.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.
Fire acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her.
The winner is Fire. Time of match: 0:08:51
Kevin Cole: Firestorm! This match is over! Let’s keep the action going. Next up, Dream Warrior takes on Explosion.
Nik Cain: Warrior is a real up and comer in this sport, but Explosion is physically awe-inspiring. Not only is he 375 pounds of solid muscle, he has surprising mobility for that size.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...
Fighting out of parts unknown...
Weighing in at 243 pounds...
Dream Warrior
His opponent...
Hailing from St. Louis, Missouri...
Weighing in at 375 pounds...
Explosion
They lock up.
Dream Warrior hits a DDT on Explosion.
A small "Dream Warrior" chant is being started.
Dream Warrior runs into the ropes.
Dream Warrior misses with a clothesline.
Dream Warrior hits Explosion with a kick.
Dream Warrior heckles the front row fans.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior whips Explosion into the ropes, but Explosion reverses it.
Dream Warrior and Explosion get hit with a double clothesline.
Dream Warrior hits Explosion.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior punches Explosion.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.
Explosion hits Dream Warrior.
Explosion is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Explosion executes a headlock takedown on Dream Warrior.
Explosion takes Dream Warrior down with a ropeburn.
Explosion runs into the ropes.
Dream Warrior goes for a jumping DDT, but Explosion counters it with a backdrop.
Dream Warrior whips Explosion into the ropes.
Dream Warrior misses with an elbow.
Dream Warrior uses neck-scissors on Explosion.
Dream Warrior punches Explosion.
The crowd is cheering on Dream Warrior.
Explosion kicks Dream Warrior.
Explosion kicks Dream Warrior.
Explosion is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Explosion executes a Tombstone on Dream Warrior.
Explosion is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Explosion leaves the ring.
He returns with a fire extinguisher.
Explosion takes a swing at Dream Warrior with the fire extinguisher, but he
gets out of the way.
Dream Warrior snatches the fire extinguisher from him.
Dream Warrior takes a swing at Explosion with the fire extinguisher, but he
gets out of the way.
Explosion snatches the fire extinguisher from him.
Explosion takes a swing at Dream Warrior with the fire extinguisher, but he
gets out of the way.
Dream Warrior snatches the fire extinguisher from him.
Dream Warrior takes a swing at Explosion with the fire extinguisher, but he
gets out of the way.
Explosion snatches the fire extinguisher from him.
Explosion hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Nik Cain: And, finally, one of these guys actually made contact with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd is booing Explosion.
Explosion goes for a ropeburn, but Dream Warrior blocks it.
Dream Warrior whips Explosion into the ropes.
Explosion hits Dream Warrior with a clothesline.
Explosion takes a swing at Dream Warrior with the fire extinguisher, but he
gets out of the way.
Dream Warrior snatches the fire extinguisher from him.
Dream Warrior hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Dream Warrior is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Dream Warrior goes for a lariat, but Explosion ducks out of the way.
Explosion hits Dream Warrior with a Tombstone.
The crowd is booing Explosion.
Explosion whips Dream Warrior into the ropes.
Dream Warrior hits Explosion with a kick.
Dream Warrior gives him a lariat, but Explosion doesn't budge.
Explosion takes Dream Warrior down with the Ace Crusher.
The crowd is booing Explosion.
Explosion runs into the ropes.
Explosion takes Dream Warrior down with a short lariat.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Explosion uses a headlock takedown on Dream Warrior.
Explosion nails Dream Warrior with a double underhook suplex.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Explosion goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Dream Warrior counters it with
a DDT.
Dream Warrior nails Explosion with a fistdrop.
Dream Warrior gives him a jumping elbow thrust, but Explosion doesn't even care.
Dream Warrior hits Explosion with the Doctor Bomb.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Dream Warrior complains about a slow count.
Dream Warrior hits Explosion with a jumping neck snap.
The crowd is really behind Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Dream Warrior hits a jumping neck snap on Explosion.
Dream Warrior is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: A series of near falls. Warrior is seizing any opportunity to go for a cover. That is the sign of a good wrestler.
Nik Cain: I just realized that the ref’s name is Dick Palmer. That’s pretty funny.
Dream Warrior hits Explosion with a fistdrop.
Dream Warrior climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Explosion nails him
in the stomach.
Dream Warrior falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Dream Warrior falls back into the ring.
Explosion takes a swing at Dream Warrior with the fire extinguisher, but he
gets out of the way.
Dream Warrior snatches the fire extinguisher from him.
Dream Warrior hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd is going crazy.
Nik Cain: More fun with the fire extinguisher. The crowd seems to appreciate how quickly that exchange ended.
Dream Warrior locks Explosion in a chinlock deathlock submission.
Explosion tries to escape the hold.
Explosion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Dream Warrior nails Explosion with a jumping DDT.
Dream Warrior gives him a flying headbutt, but Explosion doesn't budge.
Dream Warrior nails Explosion with a jumping DDT.
The crowd is behind Dream Warrior all the way.
Dream Warrior uses a jumping elbow thrust on Explosion.
Dream Warrior goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Explosion
counters it with a facerake.
Explosion runs into the ropes.
Dream Warrior misses with a kick.
Explosion hits Dream Warrior with a kick.
Explosion goes for a knee to the groin, but Dream Warrior blocks it.
Dream Warrior goes for a flying sunset flip, but Explosion sits down on him.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: Warrior has been using a lot of aerial techniques to counter Explosion’s size but he got caught that time.
Nik Cain: Yes he did. Explosion is dangerous in the sense that one false move my his opponent can lead to a crushing move that will end the match. In this case, it only led to a sit down maneuver.
Explosion uses a diving shoulderblock on Dream Warrior.
Explosion is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Explosion whips Dream Warrior into the turnbuckle.
Explosion executes a ropeburn on Dream Warrior.
Explosion hits Dream Warrior with a short lariat.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Explosion goes for a triangle choke, but Dream Warrior blocks it.
Dream Warrior uses a DDT on Explosion.
Dream Warrior hits a flying sunset flip on Explosion.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Dream Warrior hits Explosion with a flying sunset flip.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
Dream Warrior gives him a moonsault bodyblock, but Explosion only stares at him.
Explosion is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Dream Warrior goes for a DDT, but Explosion counters it with a backdrop.
Explosion takes a swing at Dream Warrior with the fire extinguisher, but he
gets out of the way.
Dream Warrior snatches the fire extinguisher from him.
Dream Warrior hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd is going crazy.
Dream Warrior hits a DDT on Explosion.
Dream Warrior is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Dream Warrior heckles the front row fans.
The crowd is going crazy.
Kevin Cole: What is with these people? They are booing Explosion out of the building and cheering a guy who is mocking them.
Nik Cain: Well, you figure anyone who pays to see men in tights beat each other up has to have at least a small masochistic streak in them. I know I do.
Dream Warrior gives him a jumping neck snap, but Explosion doesn't even care.
Explosion whips Dream Warrior into the ropes.
Explosion hits Dream Warrior with an elbow.
Explosion goes for a ropeburn, but Dream Warrior blocks it.
Dream Warrior gives him a lariat, but Explosion doesn't even care.
Dream Warrior uses a flying sunset flip on Explosion.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Dream Warrior runs into the ropes.
Explosion nails Dream Warrior with a powerslam.
Explosion executes the Super Nova on Dream Warrior.
Explosion is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Explosion goes for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Kevin Cole: Costly mistake by Explosion, not moving his opponent to the center of the ring for the cover.
Nik Cain: He might have gotten away with that against some people, but Warrior has very good ring presence and was able to drape his leg over the bottom rope.
Explosion runs into the ropes.
Dream Warrior hits Explosion with an elbow.
Dream Warrior throws Explosion out of the ring.
Dream Warrior goes through the ropes.
The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Explosion nails The Dream Coach.
Dream Warrior sets up a table.
Dick Palmer counts: 1.
Dream Warrior whips Explosion into the guardrail.
Dream Warrior goes for a flying cross body press, but Explosion
counters it with a running powerslam.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Dick Palmer counts: 2.
Dick Palmer counts: 3.
Explosion reenters the ring.
Dream Warrior follows him back in.
Explosion throws Dream Warrior out of the ring.
Dick Palmer counts: one, Dream Warrior reenters the ring.
The Dream Coach throws Dream Warrior the clipboard.
Dream Warrior tries to use it, but Explosion blocks the blow and
takes it away from him.
Explosion hits Dream Warrior with it and goes for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Nik Cain: Sometimes I get the feeling that the Dream Coach is really a spy for the opposing team.
Explosion hits Dream Warrior with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Explosion goes for a backbreaker, but Dream Warrior blocks it.
Dream Warrior uses the Doctor Bomb on Explosion.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dream Warrior executes the Bad Night's Sleep on Explosion.
Dream Warrior goes for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving Dream Warrior a standing ovation.
The winner is Dream Warrior. Time of match: 0:08:48
Kevin Cole: Bad Night’s Sleep! Dream Warrior pulls off the win!
Nik Cain: I’m impressed. Things were looking pretty bleak for a while there. And, hell, anytime you can pick up a win over a beast like Explosion, its pretty damn impressive.
Kevin Cole: Dan Sexton takes on Tragedy next.
Nik Cain: These two have pretty different styles so, whoever can control the pace will probably win. Tragedy is, as most of you know, from Mexico. So, he’s got a little added motivation going into this match. Of course, I guess the same could be said for Sexton. To quote the man himself “Beating up doze dirty Mexicans is one of my favorite pass times.”
Kevin Cole: Did he really say that?
Nik Cain: Probably.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess...
From Garrison, New Jersey...
Weighing in at 338 pounds...
"The Racist Bastard" Dan Sexton
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Rhapsody...
From Oaxaca, Mexico...
Weighing in at 192 pounds...
Tragedy
They lock up.
Tragedy locks Dan Sexton in the Oriental Spike.
Dan Sexton is struggling to reach the ropes.
Dan Sexton reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Tragedy leaves the ring.
He returns with a toilet seat.
Tragedy hits him with the toilet seat.
Nik Cain: Well that was somehow appropriate.
Tragedy is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Tragedy runs into the ropes.
Dan Sexton hits Tragedy with a clothesline.
Dan Sexton yells "100% Pure White Meat".
A small "Dan Sexton" chant is being started.
Kevin Cole: Those people are sick.
Nik Cain: For once, you and I are in total agreement on something.
Dan Sexton goes for a jumping DDT, but Tragedy counters it with a small package.
Jeff Davis counts: One, shoulder up.
Tragedy hits him with the toilet seat.
Jeff Davis throws the toilet seat out of the ring.
Tragedy hits Dan Sexton with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Tragedy uses a springboard dropkick on Dan Sexton.
Tragedy throws Dan Sexton out of the ring.
Tragedy jumps onto him with an Asai Tornado Dive.
Tragedy sets up a table.
Tragedy sets up Dan Sexton on the table.
Tragedy executes the Final Curtain through the table.
The table didn't break.
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness!
Nik Cain: Tragedy has been dominating this match by moving too fast for Sexton to be effective. And he just nailed Sexton with a corkscrew senton bomb, a move he calls the Final Curtain.
Kevin Cole: The table didn’t even break!
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jeff Davis counts: 1.
Tragedy whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail.
Jeff Davis counts: 2.
Tragedy hits a dropkick to the groin on Dan Sexton.
Tragedy whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail.
Jeff Davis counts: 3.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dan Sexton nails Tragedy with an arm-hook DDT.
Jeff Davis counts: 4.
Dan Sexton uses a bodydriver on Tragedy.
Jeff Davis counts: 5.
Dan Sexton throws Tragedy back into the ring.
Dan Sexton is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dan Sexton goes for a brain buster, but Tragedy counters it with a headbutt.
Tragedy goes for a spinwheel kick, but Dan Sexton ducks out of the way.
Dan Sexton throws Tragedy out of the ring.
Dan Sexton goes through the ropes.
Dan Sexton whips Tragedy into the guardrail.
Dan Sexton nails Tragedy with a brain buster.
Dan Sexton yells "100% Pure White Meat".
Dan Sexton is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Dan Sexton executes a top-rope legdrop on Tragedy.
Jeff Davis counts: 1.
Rhapsody comes from behind and distracts Dan Sexton.
Tragedy goes for a European uppercut, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton grabs a chair.
Dan Sexton takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Dan Sexton goes for an inverted DDT, but Tragedy blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dan Sexton goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Tragedy blocks it.
Tragedy takes Dan Sexton down with a moonsault.
Tragedy reenters the ring.
Dan Sexton follows him back in.
Tragedy whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
Tragedy uses a knee to the groin on Dan Sexton.
A fan at ringside badmouths Tragedy.
Tragedy executes a moonsault on Dan Sexton.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Tragedy whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
Tragedy hits a floatover DDT on Dan Sexton.
Tragedy is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Tragedy uses a spinwheel kick on Dan Sexton.
Tragedy takes Dan Sexton down with a flatliner legsweep.
Tragedy whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
Nik Cain: Sexton got in some good moves on the outside, but Tragedy once again has the match well in hand.
Tragedy goes for a knee to the groin, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton hits an arm-hook DDT on Tragedy.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Dan Sexton executes a spinning DDT on Tragedy.
Tragedy begs off.
Dan Sexton runs into the ropes.
Tragedy misses with a shoulderblock.
Dan Sexton misses with a kick.
Dan Sexton hits a backspin DDT on Tragedy.
The crowd is really behind Dan Sexton.
Tragedy begs off.
Nik Cain: And, just like that, Sexton has the upper hand again.
Dan Sexton goes for a top-rope legdrop, but Tragedy rolls out of the way.
Tragedy catches Dan Sexton in a crossleg suspended deathlock.
Dan Sexton breaks the hold after 15 seconds.
Dan Sexton kicks Tragedy.
There are lots of chants for Dan Sexton.
Tragedy hits Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton hits Tragedy.
The crowd is really behind Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton nails Tragedy with a savate kick.
Dan Sexton goes for a jumping DDT, but Tragedy counters it with a small package.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
Numerous fans are using Tragedy for target practice.
The winner is Tragedy. Time of match: 0:05:51
Kevin Cole: Tragedy was reeling from a stiff kick but had enough presence of mind to counter a DDT attempt with a small package for the win.
Nik Cain: Tragedy pulls off another impressive win here in FCW.
Kevin Cole: Next up, a submission match between arguably the two best submission wrestlers in the FCW, Adonis and Master Chuin.
Nik Cain: I think Adonis is more technically sound when it comes to mat wrestling. But Master Chuin is much more willing to break the rules to win. And, when you are wrestling with exposed junk, a rule breaker can really hurt you.
Kevin Cole: You make me ill.
Nik Cain: Thank you.
~~~~~
This contest is an I-quit-match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
From Athens, Greece...
Weighing in at 236 pounds...
Adonis
His opponent...
Fighting out of Village of Sinanju, South Korea...
Weighing in at 236 pounds...
Master Chuin
They lock up.
Adonis begs off.
Master Chuin whips Adonis into the ropes.
Master Chuin misses with a kick.
Adonis hits Master Chuin with a kick.
Adonis uses a lariat on Master Chuin.
Adonis takes Master Chuin down with a drop toe hold.
Adonis goes for the Achilles Heel, but Master Chuin blocks it.
Kevin Cole: And Adonis almost locked Master Chuin in the Achilles Heel in the very early goings of this one.
Nik Cain: I would like to think that Chuin has that move well scouted.
Adonis takes Master Chuin down with a fireman's carry.
Adonis throws Master Chuin out of the ring.
Adonis goes through the ropes.
Adonis whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Master Chuin knocks Adonis into the ringsteps.
Master Chuin whips Adonis into the guardrail.
Master Chuin executes the Deadly Shaolin Buddha Finger on Adonis
on the concrete floor.
Master Chuin is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Master Chuin executes the Deadly Shaolin Buddha Finger on Adonis
on the concrete floor.
Master Chuin is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Adonis is out cold.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Kevin Cole: Deadly Shaolin Buddha Finger!
Nik Cain: Man, Chuin is relentlessly jabbing his thumb into Adonis’ throat. In fact, it looks like Adonis may be losing consciousness. Now, if Chuin can roll Adonis back in the ring, the match should be his.
Master Chuin goes for a tiger driver, but Adonis blocks it.
Adonis hits Master Chuin with a left jab.
Adonis whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.
Adonis nails Master Chuin with the Fall of Troy.
Adonis whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Kevin Cole: There is still some life left in Adonis.
Nik Cain: Looks like I underestimated the resilience of nature boy.
Adonis goes for a waistlock takedown, but Master Chuin counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Master Chuin hits Adonis with the Running Ligerbomb.
Master Chuin reenters the ring.
Adonis follows him back in.
Master Chuin screams "DEATH TO IMPERIALISM!!!".
Quite a few boos are audible.
Master Chuin puts Adonis in a choke sleeper.
Adonis is struggling to reach the ropes.
Adonis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Master Chuin hits Adonis with the Running Ligerbomb.
Master Chuin hits Adonis with a tiger driver.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Nik Cain: Adonis is in trouble again and this time he is in the ring.
Master Chuin whips Adonis into the ropes.
Adonis goes for a lariat, but Master Chuin blocks it.
Master Chuin uses a spinwheel kick to the back of the head on Adonis.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Adonis begs off.
Master Chuin goes for a backspin DDT, but Adonis counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
The crowd is starting to get behind Adonis.
In turn, Master Chuin counters it with a facerake.
Master Chuin is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Master Chuin hits a backspin DDT on Adonis.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Master Chuin screams "DEATH TO IMPERIALISM!!!".
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Master Chuin nails Adonis with a backdrop driver.
The crowd is booing Master Chuin.
Master Chuin screams "DEATH TO IMPERIALISM!!!".
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Master Chuin nails Adonis with a backdrop driver.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Master Chuin takes Adonis down with a backdrop driver.
The crowd is booing Master Chuin.
Kevin Cole: Three backdrop drivers in a row!
Nik Cain: That is one of the most dangerous moves in professional wrestling. To do it three times in a row is really putting your opponent at risk of a crippling injury.
Master Chuin runs into the ropes.
Adonis hits Master Chuin with a shoulderblock.
Adonis hits a double-axhandle to the back on Master Chuin.
Adonis takes Master Chuin down with the Fall of Troy.
The crowd is starting to get behind Adonis.
Adonis adjusts his leaf.
A small "Adonis" chant is being started.
Adonis throws Master Chuin out of the ring.
Adonis goes through the ropes.
Adonis whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.
Adonis whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.
Adonis executes a dropkick on Master Chuin.
Adonis adjusts his leaf.
The crowd is starting to get behind Adonis.
Adonis whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.
Adonis knocks Master Chuin into the ringpost.
Adonis executes a backdrop on Master Chuin.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Adonis executes a fisherman buster on Master Chuin.
Adonis adjusts his leaf.
A small "Adonis" chant is being started.
Nik Cain: A little payback as Adonis drops Chuin right on his neck out on the concrete.
Adonis whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.
Adonis hits Master Chuin with a short lariat.
Adonis whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.
Adonis nails Master Chuin with a DDT.
Adonis reenters the ring.
Master Chuin follows him back in.
Master Chuin brings the table into the ring.
Adonis begs off.
Master Chuin gives the sign for the Deadly Shaolin Buddha Finger.
Master Chuin executes the Deadly Shaolin Buddha Finger on Adonis.
Adonis is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Adonis summons one last burst of energy.
Adonis submits after 15 seconds.
Master Chuin further incites the crowd.
The winner is Master Chuin. Time of match: 0:06:44
Nik Cain: Adonis looked to be mounting a comeback but that Buddha Finger thing put an end to that.
Kevin Cole: Master Chuin continues his winning ways. We have got to take another break. Stay tuned, there is plenty more action left.
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: Welcome back fans. Our next match pits Most Holy against Oblivion.
Nik Cain: Holy has the obvious experience edge. But the real question is who has the insanity edge? Oblivion is an obvious nut but Holy is not exactly Captain Sanity either.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
From A Theater Near You...
Weighing in at 225 pounds...
"The eND Bringer" Oblivion
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess...
Fighting out of Lawrence, Kansas...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...
"Bigger than the Pope!!" Most Holy
They lock up.
Most Holy uses a dropkick to the knee on Oblivion.
Most Holy hits Oblivion with a drop toe hold.
Most Holy goes for a kick to the head, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion runs into the ropes.
Oblivion misses with a shoulderblock.
Oblivion misses with a shoulderblock.
Oblivion misses with an elbow.
Most Holy misses with a clothesline.
Most Holy and Oblivion get hit with a double clothesline.
Most Holy chops Oblivion.
Most Holy hits Oblivion.
Most Holy hits Oblivion.
Most Holy is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Oblivion kicks Most Holy.
The crowd is starting to get behind Oblivion.
Oblivion chops Most Holy.
Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Oblivion attempts to place Most Holy on the turnbuckle, but Most Holy blocks it.
Oblivion uses a springboard dropkick on Most Holy.
The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.
Oblivion yells "Again! Again!".
The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.
Most Holy begs off.
Oblivion goes for a springboard dropkick, but Most Holy side-steps and Oblivion
only hits air.
Most Holy goes for a Boston crab, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion chops Most Holy.
Oblivion hits Most Holy.
The crowd is really behind Oblivion.
Most Holy kicks Oblivion.
The crowd is booing Most Holy.
Most Holy punches Oblivion.
The crowd is booing Most Holy.
Most Holy hits Oblivion with a bulldog headlock.
Most Holy nails Oblivion with a powerslam.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Most Holy runs his thumb across his throat.
The crowd is booing Most Holy.
Nik Cain: After a bit of back and forth, Holy seems to be asserting control of the match.
Kevin Cole: Can I ask you one thing?
Nik Cain: Shoot.
Kevin Cole: What is the deal with the mustard?
Nik Cain: If I knew, I’d have to question my own sanity.
Most Holy goes for a clothesline, but Oblivion counters it with a crucifix.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Oblivion punches Most Holy.
Most Holy hits Oblivion.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Most Holy hits Oblivion.
Most Holy executes a flying clothesline on Oblivion.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Most Holy puts Oblivion in the LoS Breaker.
Oblivion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Most Holy runs his thumb across his throat.
The crowd is booing Most Holy.
Most Holy executes a bodyslam on Oblivion.
Most Holy uses a flying splash on Oblivion.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Most Holy runs his thumb across his throat.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Most Holy hits a kick to the head on Oblivion.
Most Holy goes for a snap suplex, but Oblivion slides down his back.
Oblivion leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Oblivion runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Oblivion uses an Arabian Facebuster on Most Holy.
The crowd is really behind Oblivion.
Oblivion catches Most Holy in a double armbar submission.
Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.
Oblivion whips Most Holy into the ropes.
Most Holy misses with a clothesline.
Oblivion executes an inverted DDT on Most Holy.
Oblivion places Most Holy on the turnbuckle.
Oblivion hits Most Holy with a top-rope inverted DDT.
The crowd is really behind Oblivion.
Oblivion nails Most Holy with a Frankensteiner.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Most Holy begs off.
Nik Cain: After being on the receiving end of some pretty impressive offensive maneuvers from Holy, Oblivion is dishing out some punishment of his own.
Kevin Cole: And Most Holy is in need of a breather.
Nik Cain: Holy is very cagey and could just be suckering the rookie in.
Oblivion throws Most Holy out of the ring.
Blackie McGee counts: one, two, three, four, Most Holy reenters the ring.
Oblivion nails Most Holy with a series of headbutts.
There are lots of chants for Oblivion.
Oblivion yells "Again! Again!".
There are lots of chants for Oblivion.
Oblivion goes for a spinebuster slam, but Most Holy counters it with
a kick to the head.
Most Holy nails Oblivion with the LoS Tornado Driver.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Most Holy whips Oblivion into the ropes.
Oblivion goes for an ax kick, but Most Holy blocks it.
Most Holy hits Oblivion with a clothesline.
Most Holy kicks Oblivion.
Most Holy is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Nik Cain: And the veteran regains the advantage in this fast paced match up.
Oblivion chops Most Holy.
There are lots of chants for Oblivion.
Oblivion punches Most Holy.
There are lots of chants for Oblivion.
Most Holy punches Oblivion.
A fan at ringside badmouths Most Holy.
Oblivion hits Most Holy.
Oblivion kicks Most Holy.
Oblivion goes for a double arm DDT, but Most Holy counters it with a backdrop.
Most Holy goes for a bulldog headlock, but Oblivion throws him off.
Oblivion goes for a series of kicks to the head, but Most Holy blocks it.
Most Holy goes for a European uppercut, but Oblivion blocks it.
Most Holy begs off.
Oblivion whips Most Holy into the ropes, but Most Holy reverses it.
Zoe Burgess trips Oblivion.
Blackie McGee threatens Most Holy with disqualification.
Blackie McGee warns Zoe Burgess.
Most Holy takes Oblivion down with the LoS Tornado Driver.
There is no referee to count.
Most Holy runs into the ropes.
Oblivion takes Most Holy down with a dropkick to the groin.
Oblivion nails Most Holy with a DDT.
Oblivion uses a snap suplex on Most Holy.
Oblivion puts Most Holy in a double armbar submission.
There is no referee there to ask Most Holy.
Most Holy is inching his way towards the ropes.
Blackie McGee is back on the job.
Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds.
Oblivion executes a legsweep faceslam on Most Holy.
Oblivion gets a scorpion deathlock on Most Holy.
Most Holy is struggling to reach the ropes.
Most Holy is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Most Holy tries to escape the hold.
Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 24 seconds.
Oblivion executes the eND on Most Holy.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving Oblivion a standing ovation.
The winner is Oblivion. Time of match: 0:08:00
Kevin Cole: Ouch! A modified version of the tiger driver puts Most Holy down for the count.
Nik Cain: Oblivion wore Holy down with a pair of submission holds before hitting his finisher. The eND targets the neck, which is a well known weak spot for Holy. I gotta consider this an upset.
Kevin Cole: Most Holy sure seems upset by it.
Nik Cain: Hey, you almost made a joke. Congratulations. Next up is a match I’m looking forward to, and not just because of the hardcore rules. Tom Tennant and Dark Enigma are two of the best in this sport. This should be good.
Kevin Cole: I am just wondering how Enigma will fare after the beating he already suffered.
~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-Singapore Cane match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Phoenix...
Fighting out of parts unknown...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...
Dark Enigma
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Fire...
Fighting out of Morgantown, West Virginia...
Weighing in at 240 pounds...
"The Survivor" Tom Tennant
They lock up.
Dark Enigma takes Tom Tennant down with a hiptoss.
Dark Enigma whips Tom Tennant into the ropes.
Tom Tennant uses a flying clothesline on Dark Enigma.
Tom Tennant leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Tom Tennant runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Tom Tennant hits Dark Enigma with an elbowdrop.
Tom Tennant is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Harry Buttcheek removes the chair from the ring.
Tom Tennant throws Dark Enigma out of the ring.
Tom Tennant jumps onto him with a running 180 plancha.
Tom Tennant is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Tom Tennant knocks Dark Enigma into the ringpost.
Tom Tennant chokes him with the Singapore cane.
Fire comes from behind and distracts Dark Enigma.
Tom Tennant goes for a forearm smash, but Dark Enigma blocks it.
Dark Enigma is handed brass knuckles.
Dark Enigma takes a swing at Tom Tennant with the knuckles, but he
gets out of the way.
Tom Tennant snatches the knuckles from him.
Tom Tennant takes a swing at Dark Enigma with the knuckles, but he
gets out of the way.
Dark Enigma snatches the knuckles from him.
Dark Enigma hits him with the knuckles.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Dark Enigma.
Tom Tennant is busted wide open.
Nik Cain: Enigma draws first blood.
Dark Enigma hits Tom Tennant with a piledriver.
Dark Enigma hits him with the knuckles.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Dark Enigma.
Dark Enigma whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tom Tennant throws Dark Enigma back into the ring.
Tom Tennant hits a waistlock suplex on Dark Enigma.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Both Fire and Phoenix jump up on the apron.
Harry Buttcheek tries to send them back down.
Tom Tennant hits Dark Enigma with a dropkick.
Tom Tennant uses a flying fistdrop on Dark Enigma.
Tom Tennant takes Dark Enigma down with a forearm smash.
Tom Tennant takes Dark Enigma down with a kick to the midsection.
Tom Tennant nails Dark Enigma with a forearm smash.
Harry Buttcheek is back on the job.
Tom Tennant whips Dark Enigma into the ropes, but Dark Enigma reverses it.
Dark Enigma hits Tom Tennant with a backdrop.
Dark Enigma whips him with the Singapore cane.
Dark Enigma goes for an armbar submission, but Tom Tennant blocks it.
Tom Tennant nails Dark Enigma with a single-leg takedown.
Tom Tennant executes a kick to the midsection on Dark Enigma.
Tom Tennant executes a forearm smash on Dark Enigma.
Tom Tennant hits him with the Singapore cane.
Tom Tennant whips Dark Enigma into the ropes.
Dark Enigma hits Tom Tennant with a clothesline.
Dark Enigma gets an anklelock submission on Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant tries to escape the hold.
Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Dark Enigma puts Tom Tennant in an armbar submission.
Tom Tennant is inching his way towards the ropes.
Tom Tennant tries to escape the hold.
Tom Tennant is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds.
Kevin Cole: Enigma trying to keep Tennant grounded.
Nik Cain: Sound strategy. Enigma has had some time to rest but still is not at a hundred percent. Moves like these put pressure on Tennant while Enigma gets to conserve his own energy.
Dark Enigma goes for a power bomb, but Tom Tennant counters it with
a small package.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Tom Tennant hits Dark Enigma with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Tom Tennant uses a tiger driver on Dark Enigma.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tom Tennant executes a flying legdrop on Dark Enigma.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tom Tennant uses a dropkick on Dark Enigma.
Tom Tennant hits Dark Enigma with hurracanrana.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Tom Tennant whips him with the Singapore cane.
Tom Tennant takes Dark Enigma down with a slingshot legdrop.
Tom Tennant nails Dark Enigma with a senton bomb.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant whips him with the Singapore cane.
Tom Tennant nails Dark Enigma with a slingshot somersault splash.
Tom Tennant uses a dropkick on Dark Enigma.
Tom Tennant is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Nik Cain: I guess Tennant doesn’t like being grounded. He is really tearing into Enigma.
Tom Tennant hits Dark Enigma with a single-leg takedown.
Tom Tennant goes for a bulldog, but Dark Enigma counters it with a back suplex.
In turn, Tom Tennant counters it with a go-behind.
Tom Tennant nails Dark Enigma with hurracanrana.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Tom Tennant hits a waistlock suplex on Dark Enigma.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Tom Tennant goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Dark Enigma
ducks out of the way.
Dark Enigma hits Tom Tennant with a kick to the head.
Dark Enigma puts Tom Tennant in a sleeperhold.
Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Dark Enigma whips Tom Tennant into the ropes.
Tom Tennant uses a flying clothesline on Dark Enigma.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant whips Dark Enigma into the turnbuckle.
Tom Tennant runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Dark Enigma
moves out of the way.
Dark Enigma hits Tom Tennant with a kick to the head.
Dark Enigma runs into the ropes.
Tom Tennant misses with a shoulderblock.
Tom Tennant misses with a kick.
Tom Tennant hits Dark Enigma with a backdrop.
Dark Enigma falls out of the ring.
Tom Tennant goes through the ropes.
Tom Tennant goes for a forearm smash, but Dark Enigma blocks it.
Dark Enigma sets up a table.
Dark Enigma sets up Tom Tennant on the table.
Dark Enigma executes a back suplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Dark Enigma hits him with the Singapore cane.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dark Enigma uses a backbreaker on Tom Tennant.
Fire comes from behind and distracts Dark Enigma.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dark Enigma goes for a power bomb, but Tom Tennant counters it with
a small package.
Phoenix comes from behind, but Tom Tennant nails Phoenix.
Dark Enigma is handed a pizza cutter.
Dark Enigma hits him with the pizza cutter.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Dark Enigma.
Kevin Cole: That’s disgusting!
Nik Cain: Enigma digging into Tennant’s already lacerated forehead with that pizza cutter.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dark Enigma hits a power bomb on Tom Tennant.
Phoenix comes from behind, but Tom Tennant nails Phoenix.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tom Tennant takes Dark Enigma down with a bulldog.
Phoenix comes from behind and distracts Tom Tennant.
Dark Enigma hits him with the pizza cutter.
Dark Enigma acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Dark Enigma reenters the ring.
Tom Tennant follows him back in.
Dark Enigma is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.
Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, three, four, five, Tom Tennant gets back to
his feet.
Nik Cain: Enigma gets the first fall after a few stiff shots to the head with that pizza cutter. But this one is far from over.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Dark Enigma hits him with the Singapore cane.
Dark Enigma executes the Dark Omen on Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant tries to escape the hold.
Tom Tennant is writhing in pain.
Harry Buttcheek checks Tom Tennant's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Tom Tennant fights his way out of the hold after 24 seconds.
Tom Tennant whips him with the Singapore cane.
Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Death Drop on Dark Enigma.
Kevin Cole: Tennant fights out of the Dark Omen and fires back with the Survivor Death Drop! He’s going for the cover!
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant goes for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, Phoenix puts Dark Enigma's foot on the rope.
Nik Cain: Phoenix makes sure Tennant doesn’t get the three count.
Tom Tennant uses an enzuigiri to the face on Dark Enigma.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant executes a flying clothesline on Dark Enigma.
Tom Tennant goes for hurracanrana, but Dark Enigma blocks it.
Dark Enigma whips Tom Tennant into the ropes.
Tom Tennant hits Dark Enigma with a kick.
Tom Tennant whips him with the Singapore cane.
Tom Tennant executes a springboard rana on Dark Enigma.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant chokes him with the Singapore cane.
Tom Tennant hits a flying clothesline on Dark Enigma.
Tom Tennant whips Dark Enigma into the ropes.
Dark Enigma executes a lariat on Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Plunge.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
He goes for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, Phoenix distracts Harry Buttcheek.
Kevin Cole: And again Phoenix gets involved.
Phoenix tries to interfere, but Fire prevents her from doing so.
Tom Tennant attempts to place Dark Enigma on the turnbuckle, but Dark Enigma
blocks it.
Harry Buttcheek is back on the job.
Tom Tennant uses a waistlock suplex on Dark Enigma.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, Phoenix puts Dark Enigma's foot on the rope.
Tom Tennant flairs his arms out in a cocky fashion.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant goes for a bodyslam, but Dark Enigma counters it with a facerake.
Dark Enigma uses a forearm smash on Tom Tennant.
Dark Enigma uses a power bomb on Tom Tennant.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.
Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, Tom Tennant gets back to his feet.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Dark Enigma hits him with the Singapore cane.
Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Plunge.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Dark Enigma.
Nik Cain: Enigma scores another pin, but Tennant fires back with a pair of big moves.
Tom Tennant whips Dark Enigma into the ropes, but Dark Enigma reverses it.
Dark Enigma goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tom Tennant counters it with
a low blow.
Tom Tennant hits Dark Enigma.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Dark Enigma hits Tom Tennant.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Dark Enigma.
Dark Enigma hits Tom Tennant.
Dark Enigma doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Tom Tennant punches Dark Enigma.
Tom Tennant acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Tom Tennant hits Dark Enigma.
Tom Tennant is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Tom Tennant leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Tom Tennant runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Tom Tennant nails Dark Enigma with a jumping DDT.
Tom Tennant acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Tom Tennant hits a waistlock suplex on Dark Enigma.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Tom Tennant locks Dark Enigma in a scorpion deathlock.
Dark Enigma tries to fight the pain.
Dark Enigma submits after 13 seconds.
Nik Cain: Phoenix couldn’t save Enigma that time.
Kevin Cole: Tennant got the submission with a scorpion deathlock. Can Enigma beat the ten count?
Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, three, four, Dark Enigma gets back to his
feet.
Kevin Cole: Yes! The match continues!
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Tom Tennant executes a single-leg takedown on Dark Enigma.
Tom Tennant hits him with the Singapore cane.
Tom Tennant takes Dark Enigma down with a springboard rana.
Tom Tennant is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Dark Enigma goes for an armbar submission, but Tom Tennant blocks it.
Tom Tennant takes Dark Enigma down with a senton bomb.
Tom Tennant is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Tom Tennant runs into the ropes.
Dark Enigma hits a dropkick to the knee on Tom Tennant.
Dark Enigma executes the Dark Omen on Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant summons one last burst of energy.
Tom Tennant submits after 12 seconds.
Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
ten.
Dark Enigma doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
The winner is Dark Enigma. Time of match: 0:12:28
Kevin Cole: Unbelievable! Enigma beat the odds and scores another victory.
Nik Cain: Crawford can’t be too happy about that. But these two put one an amazing show for the FCW fans, so Crawford can’t be too upset either.
Kevin Cole: Next up, Jason Star takes on Mark Payne.
Nik Cain: These two really went at it last week in the battle royal. But, this week, it will be one on one.
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This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
From Orlando, Florida...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...
Jason Star
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Lollipop...
Hailing from Allentown, Pennsylvania...
Weighing in at 287 pounds...
"The Blonde Bastard" Mark Payne
They lock up.
Mark Payne hits Jason Star with a Northern Lights bomb.
Mark Payne puts Jason Star in a buzzkiller.
Jason Star tries to escape the hold.
Jason Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
Mark Payne hits a Hotshot on Jason Star.
Mark Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Mark Payne takes Jason Star down with a spinning power bomb.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: A spinning power bomb gets Payne a near pin early.
Nik Cain: Payne is no joke in that ring; he is all business. And he doesn’t care about the fans; he will take every opportunity that presents itself and he will end a match as soon as he possibly can.
Mark Payne goes for a clothesline from the top rope, but Jason Star
ducks out of the way.
Jason Star goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Mark Payne locks Jason Star in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Jason Star is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Jason Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Mark Payne throws Jason Star out of the ring.
Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Jason Star
reenters the ring.
Mark Payne nails Jason Star with a clothesline from the top rope.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, shoulder up.
Mark Payne locks Jason Star in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Jason Star tries to escape the hold.
Jason Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Mark Payne takes Jason Star down with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is wildly cheering Mark Payne with only a few scattered boos audible.
Mark Payne goes for the Revolutionary Thrill, but Jason Star
ducks out of the way.
Jason Star throws Mark Payne out of the ring.
Harry Buttcheek counts: one, Mark Payne reenters the ring.
Jason Star hits Mark Payne.
Jason Star acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Mark Payne hits Jason Star.
Mark Payne chops Jason Star.
Mark Payne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Mark Payne goes for a Hotshot, but Jason Star counters it with a Thesz press.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Nice counter by Star.
Jason Star goes for hurracanrana, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Mark Payne nails Jason Star with a snap suplex.
Jason Star begs off.
Mark Payne whips Jason Star into the ropes.
Jason Star hits Mark Payne with a clothesline.
Jason Star catches Mark Payne in an armbar submission.
Mark Payne tries to escape the hold.
Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Jason Star hits a spinning leg lariat on Mark Payne.
Jason Star goes for a figure-four leglock, but Mark Payne kicks him off.
Jason Star begs off.
Mark Payne nails Jason Star with a Thunder Fire Power Bomb.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne uses the drop toehold onto a chair on Jason Star.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Mark Payne hits the Revolutionary Thrill on Jason Star.
Mark Payne hits Jason Star with a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker.
Mark Payne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Mark Payne goes for Swandive Headbutt, but Jason Star rolls out of the way.
Jason Star whips Mark Payne into the turnbuckle.
Jason Star charges in with a cartwheel kick.
Jason Star whips Mark Payne into the ropes.
Mark Payne misses with an elbow.
Mark Payne misses with a clothesline.
Mark Payne misses with an elbow.
Mark Payne hits Jason Star with a kick.
Mark Payne leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Mark Payne sets up the chair.
Mark Payne takes Jason Star down with the Michinoku Driver onto the chair.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Harry Buttcheek removes the chair from the ring.
Mark Payne executes the Superstar Superkick on Jason Star.
Mark Payne goes for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is wildly cheering Mark Payne with only a few scattered boos audible.
The winner is Mark Payne. Time of match: 0:05:20
Nik Cain: A brutal Michinoku Driver onto a chair followed up by the Superstar Superkick puts Star away. This was another very convincing win my Payne, who is hell bent on dominating the competition here in FCW.
Kevin Cole: And now it is time to crown the first ever FCW Television Champion.
Nik Cain: Ironically, both of these guys are known more as tag team wrestlers.
Kevin Cole: Comedy of the Thespian Express and Bad Dreams of the Nightmare Express. Let’s get to the ring!
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This contest is a no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall.
It is for the FCW Television Title.
Introducing first...
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach...
Hailing from parts unknown...
Weighing in at 258 pounds...
Bad Dreams
His opponent...
Led to the ring by Rhapsody...
Hailing from Milwaukee, Wisconsin...
Weighing in at 550 pounds...
Comedy
They lock up.
Comedy whips Bad Dreams into the ropes, but Bad Dreams reverses it.
Comedy hits Bad Dreams with a shoulderblock.
Comedy is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Comedy whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Comedy executes a Death Valley Driver on Bad Dreams.
Comedy nails Bad Dreams with a powerslam.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Nik Cain: The big man is asserting himself early.
Comedy uses a kick to the groin on Bad Dreams.
Comedy whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Bad Dreams hits Comedy with a clothesline.
Bad Dreams locks Comedy in a double reverse chinlock.
Comedy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Bad Dreams goes for a backspin DDT, but Comedy blocks it.
Comedy whips Bad Dreams into the turnbuckle.
Comedy takes Bad Dreams down with a butt-bump.
Comedy uses a butt-bump on Bad Dreams.
Comedy nails Bad Dreams with a butt-bump.
Kevin Cole: For the love of God, stop hitting him with your gigantic posterior!
Comedy nails Bad Dreams with the Russian Sickle.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Comedy leaves the ring.
He returns with the magic eight ball.
Comedy hits him with the magic eight ball.
Comedy hits Bad Dreams with an avalanche.
Comedy uses a crucifix power bomb on Bad Dreams.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Comedy takes a swing at Bad Dreams with the magic eight ball, but he
gets out of the way.
Bad Dreams snatches the magic eight ball from him.
Bad Dreams hits him with the magic eight ball.
Bad Dreams hits a backspin DDT on Comedy.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams goes for an earringer, but Comedy blocks it.
Comedy whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Bad Dreams hits Comedy with an elbow.
Bad Dreams uses a gutbuster on Comedy.
Bad Dreams takes Comedy down with a flying dropkick.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Bad Dreams.
Nik Cain: Bad Dreams is rallying back after taking some punishment from both Comedy and Comedy’s fat ass.
Bad Dreams executes a flying forearm on Comedy.
Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.
Bad Dreams uses a leg lariat on Comedy.
Bad Dreams gives him a Russian legsweep, but Comedy doesn't even care.
Comedy runs into the ropes.
Bad Dreams gives him a bulldog headlock, but Comedy only stares at him.
Bad Dreams gives him a flying dropkick, but Comedy doesn't budge.
Bad Dreams goes for a DDT, but Comedy blocks it.
Comedy goes for a power bomb, but Bad Dreams counters it with a backdrop.
Bad Dreams runs into the ropes.
Comedy hits Bad Dreams with a clothesline.
Bad Dreams falls out of the ring.
Blackie McGee counts: one, two, three, Bad Dreams reenters the ring.
Comedy laughs hysterically in the ring.
Comedy is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Kevin Cole: That man frightens me.
Nik Cain: Whatever you do, don’t eat his lunch. Remember that and you’ll probably be okay.
Comedy whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Bad Dreams misses with a kick.
Bad Dreams misses with a clothesline.
Comedy misses with an elbow.
Comedy misses with a shoulderblock.
Comedy misses with a kick.
Bad Dreams hits Comedy with an elbow.
Bad Dreams uses a flying elbowdrop on Comedy.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Bad Dreams gives him a bulldog headlock, but Comedy doesn't budge.
Comedy hits him with the magic eight ball.
Comedy goes for delayed vertical suplex, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Comedy blocks it.
Comedy hits a brain buster on Bad Dreams.
Comedy uses the Doctor Bomb on Bad Dreams.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Comedy takes Bad Dreams down with a Big Leg Drop.
Comedy is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Comedy hits him with the magic eight ball.
Comedy nails Bad Dreams with an atomic drop.
Comedy executes a full nelson slam on Bad Dreams.
Comedy places Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle.
Comedy uses a top-rope diamond cutter on Bad Dreams.
Comedy is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Kevin Cole: Top rope diamond cutter!
Nik Cain: Comedy in control. Bad Dreams can’t possibly take much more of this.
Comedy goes for a double arm DDT, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams gives him neck-scissors, but Comedy doesn't even care.
Bad Dreams throws Comedy out of the ring.
Bad Dreams goes through the ropes.
Bad Dreams nails Comedy with a forearm to the back.
Rhapsody comes from behind, but Bad Dreams nails Rhapsody.
Comedy whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail.
Comedy executes a crucifix power bomb on Bad Dreams.
Blackie McGee counts: 1.
Comedy knocks Bad Dreams into the ringpost.
Comedy goes for the Encore, but Bad Dreams counters it with a roll away.
Bad Dreams uses a Russian legsweep on Comedy.
Bad Dreams sets up a table.
Bad Dreams sets up Comedy on the table.
Bad Dreams tries to drive Comedy through the table with a flying elbowdrop, but
he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
A few fans are booing Comedy, while a few others are cheering him.
Nik Cain: A high risk move back fired on Bad Dreams and he goes through the table.
Blackie McGee counts: 2.
Comedy goes for a power bomb, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Blackie McGee counts: 3.
Bad Dreams nails Comedy with neck-scissors.
Blackie McGee counts: 4.
Bad Dreams sets up a table.
Bad Dreams goes for a backspin DDT, but Comedy counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
Comedy sets up Bad Dreams on the table.
Comedy tries to drive Bad Dreams through the table with a power bomb, but he
blocks it.
Bad Dreams whips Comedy into the guardrail.
Blackie McGee counts: 5.
Bad Dreams reenters the ring.
Comedy follows him back in.
Bad Dreams goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Comedy counters it with a faceslam.
Comedy is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Comedy nails Bad Dreams with a choke bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Comedy executes the Encore on Bad Dreams.
Kevin Cole: Encore! Encore!
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, The Dream Coach puts Bad Dreams's
foot on the rope.
Nik Cain: The Dream Coach just saved Bad Dreams there. I have no doubt Comedy could have gotten the three count after hitting Dreams with the Encore.
Comedy whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Bad Dreams nails Comedy with a leg lariat.
Bad Dreams goes for a flying dropkick, but Comedy ducks out of the way.
Bad Dreams lights his bat on fire and hits the opponent with it.
Bad Dreams is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
He goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Rhapsody distracts Blackie McGee.
Nik Cain: Turn about is fair play. But Comedy is still staggering around the ring thanks to that shot from the flaming baseball bat.
Bad Dreams goes for a flying dropkick, but Rhapsody shoves him off
the turnbuckle.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Bad Dreams.
Comedy goes for a back suplex, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Comedy.
There is no referee to count.
Blackie McGee is back on the job.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
Comedy complains about a fast count.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Bad Dreams.
The winner is Bad Dreams. Time of match: 0:09:01
Kevin Cole: Good Night Irene! Bad Dreams is the first ever FCW Television Champion!
Nik Cain: He may have won the title, but he also won a few enemies. The Thespians may make fans laugh from time to time, but they are not a team you want to make angry. Bad Dreams may learn that lesson the hard way.
Kevin Cole: We are desperately out of time. Be sure to tune in next week for another edition of Full Contact TV.
Nik Cain: Until then, this is Nik Cain saying I like my wrestling like I like my porno, HARDCORE!
(fade to black)
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