(The screen is black. Then, suddenly, a sentence appears on the screen that reads “This is the Calm”. We are then treated to some old black and white footage of a few wrestling matches from the 50’s and 60’s. The screen once again goes black and this time the sentence “This is the Storm” appears on the screen. “New Breed” by Fear Factory begins to play as we see clips of modern day wrestlers driving each other onto the mat and through tables with some of the most life threatening moves ever invented. We also see shots of superstars smashing chairs and other assorted foreign objects over each other’s heads. And we see many wrestlers looking up at the camera with their faces covered in blood. As the music intensifies, these images change more and more rapidly. It gets to the point where only the most distinctive looking wrestlers are even registered by the conscious mind. But the images continue moving faster and faster until, to the naked eye, they cease to be separate. They are now but one image, and that image’s name is violence. Just then, the screen explodes and, as these computer-generated flames dissipate, there remains only three letters, red hot and in flames. F. C. W.)
(We cut to a live shot. The cameras are rolling and the small arena in upstate New York, less than creatively dubbed the FCW Arena, is packed. They do not know what they will see here tonight. Some have heard rumors from supposedly reliable internet sources and others only know that the man who was once known to viewers only as “Creepy Old Fart” has started a brand new wrestling federation. One thing is for sure; there is a definite energy, and electricity if you will, in the air tonight. We cut to the announce table. The man sitting to the right of the screen dressed in khaki slacks and a red polo shirt with light brown hair that appears to be prematurely thinning is Kevin Cole. To his right, dressed in black jeans, a “Nice People Swallow” t-shirt, and leather blazer and dark sunglasses with a shaved head and dirty blonde goatee, sits Nik Cain. These two feel the energy coming from the crowd and are thrilled to be a part of it.)
Kevin Cole: Welcome everyone to the first ever episode of Full Contact TV! We’re going to be here for a full three hours this week before going to our regularly scheduled two hours next week. My name is Kevin Cole and the man to my right is Nik Cain.
Nik Cain: Its great to be here, even if its playing second fiddle to some college boy who ain’t even a wrestling fan.
Kevin Cole: I’ll have you know that, not only do I have a degree in broadcast journalism, but I announced many college wrestling meets while studying to get that degree and have spent the last few weeks studying the names of various professional wrestling maneuvers.
Nik Cain: Wow.
Kevin Cole: I also remember watching Hulk Hogan as a kid.
Nik Cain: Okay, now I’m impressed. But, enough about you, let’s talk about something that actually matters. We are witnessing the dream of one James Crawford coming to fruition here tonight. The man has been involved with professional wrestling, both on screen and behind the scenes, for a few years now. Before that and, to some extent, during that time, he was also quite successful in the business world. As a result he has the funds and both the wrestling and business contacts it would take to pull this kind of thing off. And I, for one, hope he does cuz the current state of wrestling is pretty sad.
Kevin Cole: Well, then let’s get right down to the ring for our first match up.
Nik Cain: That’s the most intelligent thing you’ve said so far tonight, chubs.
Kevin: Oh. . .my. . .goodness! Is that who I think it is? It is! Star of film and TV commercials, Robert Loggia! What is he doing here?
Nik Cain: I don’t know. Killing time waiting for that script for “Necessary Roughness 2” to arrive in the mail?
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first…
Led to the ring by his own body odor…
Hailing from Luray, Virginia…
Weighing in at 158 pounds…
Jason Schultz
His opponent…
Led to the ring by Rhapsody…
Fighting out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin…
Weighing in at 550 pounds…
Comedy
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness!
Nik Cain: Yeah, bet you never saw anything like Comedy when you were announcing all those college wrestling meets.
They lock up.
Jason Schultz hits Comedy with a kick to the shin.
Jason Schultz whips Comedy into the ropes.
Jason Schultz hits Comedy with an elbow.
Jason Schultz gives him a kick to the shin, but Comedy doesn't budge.
Comedy throws Jason Schultz out of the ring.
Nik Cain: Schultz gets an A for effort here, but he isn’t even phasing the big man.
Robert Loggia counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Jason Schultz
reenters the ring.
Comedy gets a testicular claw on Jason Schultz.
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness! He just grabbed his. . .and he’s not letting go!
Jason Schultz tries to escape the hold.
Comedy lets go after 12 seconds.
Comedy uses a heart punch on Jason Schultz.
Comedy laughs hysterically in the ring.
Comedy is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Comedy whips Jason Schultz into the turnbuckle.
Comedy runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Comedy nails Jason Schultz with the Russian Sickle.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Comedy nails Jason Schultz with a jumping back suplex.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Comedy.
Comedy uses a heart punch on Jason Schultz.
Comedy is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Jason Schultz begs off.
Nik Cain: That damn dirty hippie has already had enough. He seems to be asking Comedy to give peace a chance.
Comedy hits Jason Schultz with the Jackhammer.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Comedy goes for a crucifix power bomb, but Jason Schultz counters it with
a backslide.
Robert Loggia counts: One, kickout.
Jason Schultz uses a judo chop on Comedy.
Comedy bumps into Robert Loggia.
Jason Schultz hits a double-axhandle to the back on Comedy.
Jason Schultz goes for a judo chop, but Comedy blocks it.
Comedy executes a vertical facebuster on Jason Schultz.
There is no referee to count.
Comedy nails Jason Schultz with an inverted power bomb.
Comedy whips Jason Schultz into the ropes.
Jason Schultz gives him the Bronco Buster, but Comedy only stares at him.
Robert Loggia is back on the job.
Jason Schultz hits a double-axhandle to the back on Comedy.
Jason Schultz is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Jason Schultz complains about a slow count.
Jason Schultz goes for a series of slaps, but Comedy side-steps and
Jason Schultz only hits air.
Jason Schultz bumps into Robert Loggia.
Comedy goes for a splash from the top rope, but Jason Schultz
rolls out of the way.
Nik Cain: Schultz may have just cheated death that time.
Jason Schultz uses a chop on Comedy.
Jason Schultz whips Comedy into the ropes.
Jason Schultz misses with a clothesline.
Jason Schultz hits Comedy with a shoulderblock.
Jason Schultz hits the Bronco Buster on Comedy.
Robert Loggia is back on the job.
Jason Schultz uses a drop toe hold on Comedy.
Jason Schultz goes for a palm blow, but Comedy blocks it.
Comedy takes Jason Schultz down with a running shoulderblock.
Comedy goes for a back suplex, but Jason Schultz counters it with a bulldog.
There is no crowd reaction.
Jason Schultz takes Comedy down with a chop.
Jason Schultz throws Comedy out of the ring.
Jason Schultz goes through the ropes.
Jason Schultz whips Comedy into the guardrail.
Robert Loggia counts: 1.
Robert Loggia counts: 2.
Robert Loggia counts: 3.
Jason Schultz hits a series of slaps on Comedy.
Robert Loggia counts: 4.
Jason Schultz uses a butt-bump on Comedy.
Jason Schultz whips Comedy into the guardrail.
Jason Schultz gives him a chop, but Comedy only stares at him.
Jason Schultz goes for a knifehand chop, but Comedy blocks it.
Comedy whips Jason Schultz into the guardrail.
Comedy goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Jason Schultz blocks it.
Robert Loggia counts: 5.
Rhapsody comes from behind, but Jason Schultz nails Rhapsody.
Comedy whips Jason Schultz into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Robert Loggia counts: 6.
Comedy uses the Russian Sickle on Jason Schultz.
Robert Loggia counts: 7.
Comedy reenters the ring.
Jason Schultz follows him back in.
Comedy goes for a falling splash, but Jason Schultz gets his knees up.
Kevin Cole: Oh the humanity! What the hell was he thinking?
Nik Cain: That has to be the worst idea for a counter ever. Schultz is back to his feet, but is favoring both legs, if that is even possible.
Jason Schultz nails Comedy with a knifehand chop.
Jason Schultz executes the Bronco Buster on Comedy.
The crowd doesn't seem to care.
Jason Schultz gives him a series of slaps, but Comedy only stares at him.
Jason Schultz gives him a kick to the shin, but Comedy doesn't budge.
Comedy throws Jason Schultz out of the ring.
Comedy goes through the ropes.
Comedy whips Jason Schultz into the guardrail.
Comedy hits a double arm DDT on Jason Schultz.
Comedy sets up a table.
Comedy sets up Jason Schultz on the table.
Comedy tries to encore Jason Schultz through the table, but he moves
out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
There are chants of 'boring, boring'.
Nik Cain: Comedy is just playing with this kid now, and the only one he seems to be amusing is himself.
Kevin Cole: A 500 pound man just fell through a table and these people are chanting “boring”? How desensitized to violence are wrestling fans?
Nik Cain: You really don’t want to think about that too long. It’ll just make you fear for your safety out here.
Jason Schultz whips Comedy into the guardrail.
Jason Schultz hits Comedy with a butt-bump.
Jason Schultz has an acid flashback.
You could hear a pin drop.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jason Schultz whips Comedy into the guardrail.
Jason Schultz knocks Comedy into the ringpost.
Jason Schultz goes for a knifehand chop, but Comedy counters it with
a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Rhapsody comes from behind, but Jason Schultz nails Rhapsody.
Comedy whips Jason Schultz into the guardrail.
Comedy goes for a Big Leg Drop, but Jason Schultz rolls out of the way.
Robert Loggia counts: 1.
Jason Schultz whips Comedy into the guardrail.
Jason Schultz uses a series of slaps on Comedy.
Jason Schultz whips Comedy into the guardrail.
Robert Loggia counts: 2.
Jason Schultz reenters the ring.
Comedy follows him back in.
Jason Schultz is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Schultz making excellent use of the slap, a move that is illegal at the college level. But, it just doesn’t seem to enough to put Comedy down for a three count.
Nik Cain: Excellent use of the slap? Crawford must be punishing me for all those times I insulted Matt Technician.
Kevin Cole: Who?
Nik Cain: Shut up.
Jason Schultz nails Comedy with the Bronco Buster.
Jason Schultz uses a facelick on Comedy.
Jason Schultz whips Comedy into the turnbuckle.
Jason Schultz runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Comedy lifts his knee.
Jason Schultz begs off.
Comedy nails Jason Schultz with an one-arm bodyslam.
Comedy executes the Encore on Jason Schultz.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Comedy.
The winner is Comedy. Time of match: 0:08:48
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness! He just squashed that little guy!
Nik Cain: And, after toying around with his opponent for much longer than this crowd would have liked, Comedy scores the win with the Encore. And I see the big man is getting up very quickly.
Kevin: That’s disgusting!
Nik Cain: And now we see why. Schultz seems to have left a stain on the mat, and we ain’t talking blood here. The unlucky ring crew is coming out to clean and sanitize the ring before we can continue with the action. I guess my job ain’t so bad after all.
Kevin Cole: I have just received word that James Crawford, owner and president of Full Contact Wrestling, is going to take this opportunity to address the crowd and make a couple of announcements.
(“Smoke on the Water” by Deep Purple plays over the PA. Three men come through the curtain and walk a few feet before stopping in the aisle. The first is none other than FCW owner/president James Crawford. He is dressed in a nice gray suit. His thinning grayish white hair is slicked back and tied in a small ponytail. His beard is neatly trimmed. Behind him stand two gigantic men, known only as Masked Fat Guy #2 and Masked Fat Guy #3. Both are wearing tuxedos and the former has a yellow mask with blue trim on, while the latter has a blue mask with yellow trim. Crawford has a microphone. The music is cut and he addresses the crowd, his crowd.)
James Crawford: You know, I’ve been a fan of this sport, of this business, for about as long as I can remember. Throughout my childhood on into my adulthood, I watched countless wrestling programs and attended countless wrestling events. Eventually, I made a bold move and dropped a very successful career to become a part of this business. I have sacrificed a lot for professional wrestling. I sacrificed my job, my marriage, and countless hours of my time, but it was worth it, because I love professional wrestling. But, recently, I have been very upset. I look around and I see terrible promotion after terrible promotion putting out garbage product. It insults you, the fans, and it definitely insults me and all my hard work and dedication. Well, it was time to do something about it. And that something is Full Contact Wrestling. (huge pop) For those who are familiar with my old “gimmick”, if you want to call it that, let me put it this way. There is a time and a place for mediocrity. That place is not here, and that time is not now.
I’m sure many of you have heard rumors of what would occur in this building on this very special night. You’ve heard names thrown around like Most Holy and Tom Tennant. (another huge pop). Well, I can confirm those rumors. Most Holy is a part of FCW! Tom Tennant is a part of FCW! (more cheers from the crowd). And I’ll let a couple more cats out of the bag before I turn the show back over to the real stars, the athletes. Settle in for a long night of action because we are going to have one hell of a double main event for you. The first match will pit The Blonde Bastard himself, Mark Payne against the media whore everyone loves to hate, Shawn Michaels. And, since both men like to invent rules just so they have more to break, this match will be no disqualification. And both men get to pull double duty, because the other main event will be a battle royal involving every man who is competing here tonight. But, this won’t be just any old battle royal. The last two men standing will meet in the main event next week and the winner of that match will be the first man to ever wear FCW gold. That’s right, the last two men standing in that ring tonight will vie for the FCW Television Title right here, next week. Oh and, sorry Comedy, this won’t be an over the top rope battle royal. I’ve never really seen the skill in tossing a man outside. No, this will be a pinfall and submission only battle royal. It will truly be a test of our wrestlers’ skill and endurance. Enjoy the show everyone.
(“Smoke on the Water” once again plays and Crawford and his two bodyguards head to the backstage area.)
Kevin Cole: Whoa! Huge news from the president. We’ve got to take a commercial break, but don’t go anywhere.
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: We are back. . .
Nik Cain: And the ring is now urine free.
Kevin Cole: So let’s get back to the action. It says here that this next match will be an I Quit Match. This should be more up my alley.
Nik Cain: I’m guessing you’re not familiar with who Quackman is.
~~~~~
This contest is an I Quit Match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first…
Led to the ring by Alex DiGiacomo…
Hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada…
Weighing in at 100 pounds…
Quackman
Kevin Cole: Is that a midget?
Nik Cain: No. That’s a midget who thinks he’s a duck.
Kevin Cole: I feel like I have wandered into the twilight zone.
His opponent…
Fighting out of the Village of Sinanju, South Korea…
Weighing in at 236 pounds…
Master Chuin
Kevin: Well, this guy looks sort of normal.
Nik Cain: Relatively speaking? Sure. Now, if I’m not mistaken, Chuin is handing out business cards to members of our audience. That guy really should look into selling used cars to help his village.
They lock up.
Master Chuin hits Quackman with a Hotshot.
Master Chuin is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Master Chuin executes the Running Ligerbomb on Quackman.
Master Chuin is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Master Chuin places Quackman on the turnbuckle.
Master Chuin goes for a top-rope Frankensteiner, but Quackman counters it with
a power bomb.
Kevin Cole: Great counter by Quack. . .Man, avoiding the top rope huracanrana by using a top rope power bomb.
Quackman is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Quackman.
Kevin Cole: Oh, for the love of Pete.
Quackman takes Master Chuin down with a backbreaker.
Quackman takes Master Chuin down with a fallaway slam.
Quackman whips Master Chuin into the ropes.
Master Chuin nails Quackman with an Asai moonsault.
Master Chuin is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Master Chuin whips Quackman into the ropes.
Master Chuin and Quackman get hit with a double clothesline.
Master Chuin kicks Quackman.
Master Chuin is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Quackman hits Master Chuin.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Quackman.
Quackman hits Master Chuin.
Master Chuin kicks Quackman.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Master Chuin.
Master Chuin goes for a Thunder Fire Power Bomb, but Quackman counters it with
a rana.
Quackman leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Quackman sets up the chair.
Quackman uses a brain buster onto the chair on Master Chuin.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Quackman.
Kevin Cole: Another great counter by Quack. . .Man? And he follows it up with a brutal brain buster onto a chair.
Nik Cain: Yeah, Quacks has amazing upper body strength for such a little person. Heh, little person, that’s funny.
Quackman executes a back heel kick on Master Chuin.
Quackman hits Master Chuin with a flying forearm.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Quackman.
Quackman goes for an arm grapevine, but Master Chuin blocks it.
Master Chuin places Quackman on the turnbuckle.
Master Chuin goes for a top-rope Frankensteiner, but Quackman counters it with
a power bomb.
A portion of the crowd is booing Quackman.
Quackman goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Master Chuin blocks it.
Dick Palmer removes the chair from the ring.
Master Chuin uses the Running Ligerbomb on Quackman.
Master Chuin kicks Quackman.
Master Chuin is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Master Chuin hits Quackman.
Master Chuin is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Master Chuin hits a tiger driver on Quackman.
Master Chuin acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Master Chuin uses a head and arm suplex on Quackman.
Master Chuin is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Kevin Cole: A pair of nice looking suplexes from, uh, the Asian guy. But the crowd doesn’t seem to appreciate it.
Nik Cain: The Asian guy? Nice save, chief.
Master Chuin runs into the ropes.
Master Chuin hits Quackman with a kick.
Quackman begs off.
Master Chuin hits Quackman with the Running Ligerbomb.
Master Chuin goes for an airplane spin, but Quackman counters it with a facerake
Quackman throws Master Chuin out of the ring.
Quackman jumps onto him with a plancha.
Quackman is handed the chain.
Quackman hits him with the chain.
Quackman is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Master Chuin is busted wide open.
Quackman sets up a table.
Quackman sets up Master Chuin on the table.
Quackman executes a DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Quackman is handed a road sign.
Quackman hits him with the road sign.
Quackman hits him with a road sign.
Nik Cain: Quackman giving Chuin a little education in hardcore wrestling.
Kevin Cole: Stealing road signs is a serious crime. Whoever brought that thing here is going to be in some serious trouble.
Quackman whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.
Quackman is handed the chain.
Quackman hits him with the chain.
Quackman acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck.
Quackman is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Quackman knocks Master Chuin into the ringpost.
Quackman is handed the chain.
Quackman hits him with the chain.
Quackman acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Quackman goes for a brain buster, but Master Chuin blocks it.
Master Chuin knocks Quackman into the ringsteps.
Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind, but Master Chuin nails Alex DiGiacomo.
Quackman whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.
Quackman nails Master Chuin with a clothesline.
Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck.
Quackman acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck.
Quackman acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Kevin Cole: Would someone please make him stop motioning towards his crotch?
Quackman hits flying headscissors on Master Chuin.
Quackman throws Master Chuin back into the ring.
Quackman kicks Master Chuin.
Quackman punches Master Chuin.
Master Chuin kicks Quackman.
Master Chuin hits Quackman.
Master Chuin is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Quackman punches Master Chuin.
Quackman punches Master Chuin.
Quackman seemingly enjoys the boos.
Master Chuin kicks Quackman.
Master Chuin goes for the Running Ligerbomb, but Quackman blocks it.
Quackman executes a back heel kick on Master Chuin.
Quackman kicks Master Chuin.
Master Chuin chops Quackman.
Master Chuin chops Quackman.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Master Chuin.
Master Chuin kicks Quackman.
Master Chuin whips Quackman into the turnbuckle.
Master Chuin runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Master Chuin whips Quackman into the ropes.
Quackman hits Master Chuin with a kick.
Quackman takes Master Chuin down with a backward kick.
Quackman hits a diving shoulderblock on Master Chuin.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Quackman.
Quackman executes a backward kick on Master Chuin.
Quackman locks Master Chuin in a Canadian backbreaker.
Master Chuin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Kevin Cole: Quackman finally goes for a submission move but, Chin escapes it easily.
Nik Cain: Chin? Anyway, it serves Quackman right for trying to use one of his stupid Canadian holds. Why doesn’t he just try to bore him into submission with reruns of SCTV and old Rush albums.
Kevin Cole: But, I like Rush.
Quackman kicks Master Chuin.
The cheers for Quackman are drowning out the boos.
Master Chuin chops Quackman.
Master Chuin doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Master Chuin kicks Quackman.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Master Chuin chops Quackman.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Master Chuin nails Quackman with an enzuigiri.
The crowd is wildly cheering Master Chuin with only a few scattered boos
audible.
Master Chuin whips Quackman into the turnbuckle.
Master Chuin runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Quackman
moves out of the way.
Quackman executes the The People's Facebite on Master Chuin.
Master Chuin is inching his way towards the ropes.
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness, he’s biting him! Why is the ref allowing this?
Master Chuin summons one last burst of energy.
Dick Palmer asks Master Chuin if he's still there.
Master Chuin nods.
Dick Palmer checks Master Chuin's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Master Chuin fights his way out of the hold after 35 seconds.
Quackman begs off.
Nik Cain: Chuin broke out of The People’s Face Bite and Quacks backs off and tries to regroup.
Master Chuin hits Quackman with a T-Bone Suplex.
The crowd is wildly cheering Master Chuin with only a few scattered boos
audible.
Master Chuin goes for an airplane spin, but Quackman counters it with a facerake
Quackman whips Master Chuin into the turnbuckle, but Master Chuin reverses it.
Master Chuin charges into the corner, but Quackman moves out of the way.
Quackman whips Master Chuin into the turnbuckle.
Quackman puts Master Chuin in a Canadian backbreaker.
Master Chuin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Quackman goes for a headlock takedown, but Master Chuin counters it with
a back suplex.
Quackman begs off.
Master Chuin whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it.
Quackman misses with a kick.
Master Chuin hits Quackman with an elbow.
Master Chuin screams "DEATH TO IMPERIALISM!!!".
Master Chuin doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Master Chuin executes a twisting moonsault on Quackman.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Quackman begs off.
Master Chuin hits a dragon suplex on Quackman.
The crowd is wildly cheering Master Chuin with only a few scattered boos
audible.
Master Chuin runs into the ropes.
Alex DiGiacomo pulls down the top rope.
Quackman jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Quackman sets up a table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Master Chuin sets up Quackman on the table.
Master Chuin tries to drive Quackman through the table with a tiger driver, but
he blocks it.
Quackman whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.
Quackman sets up Master Chuin on the table.
Quackman executes a back suplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Quackman goes for a backbreaker, but Master Chuin counters it with a facerake.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Quackman hits Master Chuin with a piledriver.
Quackman goes for the The People's Facebite, but Master Chuin counters it with
an eye gouge.
Master Chuin whips Quackman into the guardrail.
Master Chuin whips Quackman into the guardrail.
Master Chuin knocks Quackman into the ringpost.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Master Chuin whips Quackman into the guardrail.
Master Chuin whips Quackman into the guardrail.
Nik Cain: Quackman, meet my friend guardrail. Guardrail, this is Quackman.
Master Chuin goes for an Asai moonsault, but Quackman side-steps and
Master Chuin only hits air.
The crowd is wildly cheering Quackman with only a few scattered boos audible.
Quackman whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.
Quackman nails Master Chuin with a brain buster.
Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind, but Master Chuin nails Alex DiGiacomo.
Quackman is handed a toilet seat.
Quackman hits him with the toilet seat.
Quackman goes for flying headscissors, but Master Chuin throws him off.
Master Chuin sets up a table.
Master Chuin whips Quackman into the guardrail.
Quackman is busted wide open.
Master Chuin goes for a dragon suplex, but Quackman blocks it.
Quackman sets up Master Chuin on the table.
Quackman executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Quackman hits him with .
The is broken in half.
Quackman knocks Master Chuin into the ringsteps.
Quackman sets up a table.
Quackman uses an enzuigiri on Master Chuin.
Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind and distracts Master Chuin.
Quackman executes an enzuigiri on Master Chuin.
Quackman sets up Master Chuin on the table.
Quackman tries to drive Master Chuin through the table with
a belly-to-back superplex, but he blocks it.
Master Chuin whips Quackman into the guardrail.
Master Chuin sets up Quackman on the table.
Master Chuin tries to drive Quackman through the table with
a Thunder Fire Power Bomb, but he blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Quackman whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.
Quackman uses a backward kick on Master Chuin.
Quackman whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.
Quackman hits Master Chuin with a DDT.
Quackman whips Master Chuin into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Quackman knocks Master Chuin into the ringsteps.
Quackman executes flying headscissors on Master Chuin.
Quackman sets up Master Chuin on the table.
Quackman tries to drive Master Chuin through the table with
a belly-to-back superplex, but he blocks it.
Master Chuin gives him a kick to the thigh, but Quackman doesn't budge.
Master Chuin sets up Quackman on the table.
Master Chuin executes an Asai moonsault through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Master Chuin doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Master Chuin hits an enzuigiri on Quackman.
Master Chuin knocks Quackman into the ringpost.
Master Chuin sets up a table.
Master Chuin goes for an enzuigiri, but Quackman ducks out of the way.
Quackman throws Master Chuin back into the ring.
Kevin Cole: Finally, these guys take the match back into the ring, where it belongs.
Nik Cain: Well, I don’t exactly agree there, but you do need to be in the ring to get your opponent to submit, and neither of these guys can have much left in them at this point.
Master Chuin kicks Quackman.
The crowd is wildly cheering Master Chuin with only a few scattered boos
audible.
Master Chuin punches Quackman.
Master Chuin hits Quackman.
Master Chuin doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Master Chuin gives the sign for the Deadly Shaolin Buddha Finger.
Master Chuin executes the Deadly Shaolin Buddha Finger on Quackman.
Quackman is writhing in pain.
Quackman submits after 8 seconds.
The boos are resurfacing again.
The winner is Master Chuin. Time of match: 0:17:49
Nik Cain: Great match. Once they got back in the ring I think it was just a matter of who could slap on a submission first and Chuin can be lightning quick with his.
Kevin Cole: Well, its just a thumb to the throat.
Nik Cain: Well, you’ve got a point there, chunky style.
Kevin Cole: Next up, we have the Head Break Kid squaring off against Adonis.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first…
Led to the ring by Candi…
From Buffalo, NY…
Weighing in at 240 pounds…
The “Head Break” Kid
His opponent…
Hailing from Athens, Greece…
Weighing in at 236 pounds…
Adonis
Kevin Cole: From what I hear this guy is as close to a shooter as we have in this fed. He is also well versed in traditional Greco-Roman wrestling. I’m looking forward to this.
Nik Cain: You do realize that he wrestles bare ass naked.
Kevin Cole: Yes, I do. But after those first two matches, my standards are rapidly diminishing.
Nik Cain: Fair enough.
They lock up.
The "Head Break" Kid whips Adonis into the ropes.
The "Head Break" Kid goes for a jumping DDT, but Adonis counters it with
a Northern Lights suplex.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is starting to get behind Adonis.
Adonis gets an armbar into an anklelock on The "Head Break" Kid.
The "Head Break" Kid is struggling to reach the ropes.
The "Head Break" Kid reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Adonis hits a drop toe hold on The "Head Break" Kid.
Adonis goes for the Achilles Heel, but The "Head Break" Kid blocks it.
Kevin Cole: Adonis is dominating the Kid so far.
Nik Cain: Yeah and The Kid, who is getting a little too old for that name, just barely avoided Adonis’ finisher right there.
Adonis nails The "Head Break" Kid with a head and arm suplex.
The crowd is starting to get behind Adonis.
Adonis gives him a gutwrench suplex, but The "Head Break" Kid only stares at him
Adonis begs off.
The "Head Break" Kid uses a spinning power bomb on Adonis.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
The "Head Break" Kid whips Adonis into the ropes.
Adonis hits The "Head Break" Kid with a shoulderblock.
Adonis whips The "Head Break" Kid into the ropes.
The "Head Break" Kid goes for a handspring blind tope, but Adonis
counters it with a German suplex.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, Adonis lifts a shoulder, kickout.
A small "Adonis" chant is being started.
Adonis adjusts his leaf.
A small "Adonis" chant is being started.
Adonis hits The "Head Break" Kid with a DDT.
Adonis is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Adonis hits The "Head Break" Kid with a double-axhandle to the back.
Adonis uses the Fall of Troy on The "Head Break" Kid.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Adonis adjusts his leaf.
Adonis is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Adonis gives him a drop toe hold, but The "Head Break" Kid doesn't budge.
Adonis gets a full nelson on The "Head Break" Kid.
The "Head Break" Kid reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Adonis hits The "Head Break" Kid with a backdrop.
Adonis is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, kickout.
Adonis puts The "Head Break" Kid in a bow-and-arrow submission.
The "Head Break" Kid reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Adonis uses a double-axhandle to the back on The "Head Break" Kid.
Adonis hits the Fall of Troy on The "Head Break" Kid.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Adonis hits The "Head Break" Kid with the Fall of Troy.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Nik Cain: Apparently, Adonis is hell bent on scoring a pin with the Fall of Troy, but it just ain’t happening.
Adonis uses a gutwrench suplex on The "Head Break" Kid.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Adonis goes for a kick to the groin, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with
a legsweep.
The "Head Break" Kid screans Damn I'm Sexy!.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Nik Cain: Survey says, not sexy.
The "Head Break" Kid hits Adonis with a top-rope spin kick.
Adonis takes The "Head Break" Kid down with a fireman's carry.
Adonis hits The "Head Break" Kid with a double-axhandle to the back.
Adonis hits The "Head Break" Kid with the Fall of Troy.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Nik Cain: What is that, four times now?
Kevin Cole: Yes, I do believe he has hit that maneuver four times now, each for a near fall.
Adonis gets a grapevine on The "Head Break" Kid.
The "Head Break" Kid reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Adonis adjusts his leaf.
The crowd is cheering on Adonis.
Adonis runs into the ropes.
The "Head Break" Kid executes a spinning power bomb on Adonis.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Adonis begs off.
The "Head Break" Kid goes for a handspring bodyblock, but Adonis side-steps and
The "Head Break" Kid only hits air.
Adonis puts The "Head Break" Kid in a grapevine.
The "Head Break" Kid is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The "Head Break" Kid reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Kevin Cole: Every time Head Break Kid starts to get something going, Adonis uses a counter and grounds him with a submission.
Nik Cain: Well, you said it yourself, this guy is as close to a shooter as we have here. If he can keep you on the mat, he’s going to beat you. HBK needs to take this one outside and bludgeon him with a chair or something.
Adonis whips The "Head Break" Kid into the ropes.
The "Head Break" Kid goes for a back heel kick, but Adonis counters it with
a legsweep.
Adonis nails The "Head Break" Kid with the Fall of Troy.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Adonis goes for a bridging back suplex, but The "Head Break" Kid
counters it with a go-behind.
The "Head Break" Kid takes Adonis down with an inverted DDT.
The "Head Break" Kid screans Damn I'm Sexy!.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Adonis executes an atomic drop on The "Head Break" Kid.
Adonis catches The "Head Break" Kid in the cross-face chicken wing.
The "Head Break" Kid tries to escape the hold.
The "Head Break" Kid reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Adonis takes The "Head Break" Kid down with the Fall of Troy.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Adonis executes the Achilles Heel on The "Head Break" Kid.
The "Head Break" Kid tries to fight the pain.
The "Head Break" Kid submits after 15 seconds.
Adonis has the crowd going wild.
The winner is Adonis. Time of match: 0:06:12
Kevin Cole: The sixth Fall of Troy followed by an Achilles Heel gives Adonis the victory. We have got to take another break, but we have plenty of action still to come.
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: We are back.
Nik Cain: During the break Adonis was heading to the locker room when his strategically placed leaf fell off. A woman in the crowd fainted and is currently being attended to by EMTs.
Kevin Cole: I wish I could honestly say he was kidding. Oh, how I wish for that. Right now we have Jason Star taking on Oblivion.
Nik Cain: Star is, at this point, a seasoned veteran, but is still in his prime. And Oblivion, well Oblivion is the president’s nephew.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first…
Hailing from Orlando, Florida…
Weighing in at 245 pounds…
Jason Star
His opponent…
From A Theater Near You…
Weighing in at 225 pounds…
“The eND Bringer” Oblivion
Jason Star attacks Oblivion before the bell.
Jason Star runs into the ropes.
Jason Star hits Oblivion with a kick.
Jason Star nails Oblivion with a spinning leg lariat.
Jason Star locks Oblivion in a scorpion deathlock.
Nik Cain: Star, who has been nothing short of obsessed with Most Holy as of late decides not to wait for the bell and opens up a proverbial can of whoop ass on Oblivion.
Kevin Cole: Most Holy?
Nik Cain: You are so hopeless.
Oblivion is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Oblivion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds.
Jason Star uses an armdrag takedown on Oblivion.
Jason Star goes for a brain buster, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion attempts to place Jason Star on the turnbuckle, but Jason Star
blocks it.
Oblivion hits a snap suplex on Jason Star.
Jason Star nails Oblivion with a neck snap.
Jason Star executes a neck snap on Oblivion.
Jason Star executes a missile dropkick on Oblivion.
Jason Star leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Jason Star sets up the chair.
Jason Star goes for a brain buster, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion throws Jason Star off the turnbuckle.
Harry Buttcheek removes the chair from the ring.
Oblivion runs into the ropes.
Oblivion misses with a clothesline.
Jason Star goes for an armbar submission, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion goes for an octopus hold, but Jason Star counters it with a hiptoss.
Jason Star uses a missile dropkick on Oblivion.
Jason Star whips Oblivion into the ropes.
Oblivion goes for rolling clothesline, but Jason Star ducks out of the way.
Jason Star chops Oblivion.
A fan at ringside badmouths Jason Star.
Oblivion punches Jason Star.
Oblivion hits Jason Star.
Oblivion hits Jason Star with a spinebuster slam.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Oblivion hits the drop toehold onto a chair on Jason Star.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness!
Nik Cain: Never seen a drop toe hold executed like that before, huh?
Oblivion whips Jason Star into the ropes.
Oblivion misses with a clothesline.
Jason Star hits Oblivion with a kick.
Jason Star hits Oblivion with a flying cross body press.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, kickout.
Jason Star throws Oblivion out of the ring.
Jason Star goes for suicide dropkick, but Oblivion moves out of the way.
Oblivion is handed brass knuckles.
Oblivion hits him with the knuckles.
Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Jason Star is busted wide open.
Oblivion hits a kick to the groin on Jason Star.
Nik Cain: Oblivion has busted Star open with a pair of brass knuckles, and adds insult to injury with a swift kick to the groin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: 1.
Oblivion reenters the ring.
Jason Star follows him back in.
Oblivion whips Jason Star into the ropes.
Oblivion misses with a clothesline.
Oblivion hits Jason Star with a clothesline.
Jason Star falls out of the ring.
Oblivion jumps onto him with a Flying Senton Backsplash.
Oblivion goes for the eND, but Jason Star counters it with a backdrop.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jason Star goes for a hiptoss, but Oblivion blocks it.
Harry Buttcheek counts: 1.
Oblivion reenters the ring.
Jason Star follows him back in.
Oblivion runs into the ropes.
Oblivion misses with a clothesline.
Oblivion misses with a kick.
Jason Star hits Oblivion with a kick.
Jason Star puts Oblivion in an armbar submission.
Kevin Cole: An armbar!
Nik Cain: That it is. Star has got the right idea, if he is trying to ground Oblivion. On the mat, Star is much more sound.
Oblivion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Jason Star throws Oblivion out of the ring.
Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Oblivion
reenters the ring.
Jason Star runs into the ropes.
Oblivion hits Jason Star with a kick.
Oblivion throws Jason Star out of the ring.
Oblivion jumps onto him with a running 180 plancha.
The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.
Oblivion whips Jason Star into the guardrail.
Oblivion reenters the ring.
Jason Star follows him back in.
Jason Star begs off.
Oblivion goes for a double arm DDT, but Jason Star blocks it.
Jason Star whips Oblivion into the ropes.
Jason Star hits Oblivion with a backdrop.
Oblivion falls out of the ring.
Jason Star goes through the ropes.
Jason Star catches Oblivion totally by surprise.
Jason Star is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Jason Star executes the Star Scream on Oblivion on the concrete floor.
Jason Star further incites the crowd.
Oblivion is out cold.
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness. He just drove the funny looking guy’s head right into the concrete!
Nik Cain: Star’s version of a fisherman buster, which he calls the Star Scream, has left Oblivion completely out of it on the outside.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Oblivion knocks Jason Star into the ringsteps.
Harry Buttcheek counts: 1.
Oblivion is handed a sheet of glass.
Oblivion takes a swing at Jason Star with the sheet of glass, but he
gets out of the way.
Jason Star snatches the sheet of glass from him.
Jason Star hits him with the sheet of glass.
Niik Cain: Mental note, when you have just had your bell rung with a vicious maneuver like the Star Scream, do not, I repeat, do not attempt to hit someone with a sheet of glass.
Kevin Cole: How is this so-called sport even legal?
Jason Star is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Jason Star reenters the ring.
Oblivion follows him back in.
Jason Star goes for a brain buster, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion runs into the ropes.
Oblivion hits Jason Star with rolling clothesline.
The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.
Oblivion whips Jason Star into the ropes.
Jason Star hits Oblivion with a kick.
Jason Star nails Oblivion with an armdrag takedown.
Jason Star goes for a hiptoss, but Oblivion reverses it.
Oblivion places Jason Star on the turnbuckle.
Oblivion nails Jason Star with a top-rope inverted DDT.
Jason Star begs off.
Oblivion executes a series of headbutts on Jason Star.
The crowd is really behind Oblivion.
Oblivion hits Jason Star with a frog splash.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, kickout.
Oblivion hits Jason Star with a twisting moonsault.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.
Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
The winner is Oblivion. Time of match: 0:06:27
Kevin Cole: Star had that match in hand, but out of nowhere, Oblivion just seemed to come back to life.
Nik Cain: Well, his mental instability may be to blame for that. Speaking of mental instability, isn’t Dan Sexton involved in this next match up?
Kevin Cole: Yes. He takes on a man named Bad Dreams.
Nik Ccain: Dreams is better known for his tag team abilities as one half of The Nightmare Express but, tonight, we will see how both he and his partner, Dream Warrior, fare in singles competition.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first…
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach…
Hailing from parts unknown…
Weighing in at 258 pounds…
Bad Dreams
His opponent…
Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess…
Fighting out of Garrison, New Jersey…
Weighing in at 338 pounds…
“The Racist Bastard” Dan Sexton
Kevin Cole: The Racist Bastard? This night just keeps getting better.
Nik Cain: For better or for worse, Crawford is basically standing up for Sexton’s right to free speech and letting that ignorant jack ass say whatever he wants, which is more than I can say for some of his previous employers.
They lock up.
Bad Dreams nails Dan Sexton with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Bad Dreams is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bad Dreams throws Dan Sexton out of the ring.
Dick Palmer counts: one, Dan Sexton reenters the ring.
Bad Dreams goes for a gutbuster, but Dan Sexton counters it with
a front-layout suplex.
Dan Sexton runs into the ropes.
Bad Dreams goes for the Good Night Irene, but Dan Sexton counters it with
a backward kick.
Dan Sexton goes for a jumping DDT, but Bad Dreams counters it with
a small package.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Dan Sexton throws Bad Dreams out of the ring.
Dick Palmer counts: one, two, three, Bad Dreams reenters the ring.
Dan Sexton whips Bad Dreams into the turnbuckle.
Dan Sexton goes for a guillotine choke, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams hits Dan Sexton with a Russian legsweep.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Kevin Cole: I am impressed. These two are actually wrestling.
Nik Cain: Sexton and Dreams are off to a pretty quick pace. Neither men are cruiser weights, though Sexton is the much bigger of the two. So, I will be interested to see if they can keep this pace up.
Bad Dreams goes for a monkey flip, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Zoe Burgess trips Bad Dreams.
Dick Palmer threatens Dan Sexton with disqualification.
Dick Palmer warns Zoe Burgess.
Dan Sexton nails Bad Dreams with a pumphandle powerslam.
There is no referee to count.
Dan Sexton nails Bad Dreams with an earringer.
A small "Dan Sexton" chant is being started.
Dick Palmer is back on the job.
Dan Sexton goes for a Western lariat, but Bad Dreams ducks out of the way.
Bad Dreams goes for a dragon suplex, but Dan Sexton counters it with a headbutt.
Dan Sexton chops Bad Dreams.
A small "Dan Sexton" chant is being started.
Bad Dreams chops Dan Sexton.
Bad Dreams is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Bad Dreams punches Dan Sexton.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Dan Sexton punches Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams hits Dan Sexton.
Bad Dreams hits Dan Sexton.
Bad Dreams uses a bulldog headlock on Dan Sexton.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Bad Dreams hits Dan Sexton with a power bomb.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Bad Dreams goes for a running power bomb, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton hits Bad Dreams.
A small "Dan Sexton" chant is being started.
Dan Sexton kicks Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams chops Dan Sexton.
Bad Dreams is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Bad Dreams hits Dan Sexton.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Bad Dreams hits Dan Sexton with a forearm to the back.
Bad Dreams takes Dan Sexton down with a bulldog headlock.
Bad Dreams whips Dan Sexton into the turnbuckle.
Bad Dreams runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Bad Dreams whips Dan Sexton into the ropes, but Dan Sexton reverses it.
Dan Sexton gets a testicular claw on Bad Dreams.
Kevin Cole: Again with the grabbing of the. . .you know.
Nik Cain: Hey, a lot of these guys are willing to do anything to get a win. And every man knows that every man’s weakest spot is the ole marble sack.
Bad Dreams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Dan Sexton runs into the ropes.
Bad Dreams hits Dan Sexton with an elbow.
Bad Dreams whips Dan Sexton into the turnbuckle, but Dan Sexton reverses it.
Dan Sexton runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Dan Sexton hits a tiger driver on Bad Dreams.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
Dan Sexton catches Bad Dreams in a testicular claw.
Kevin Cole: Come on! I can’t even look at that.
Bad Dreams breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Bad Dreams hits Dan Sexton with a Russian legsweep.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Bad Dreams takes Dan Sexton down with a backspin DDT.
Bad Dreams hits Dan Sexton with an elbowsmash.
Bad Dreams hits Dan Sexton with a Russian legsweep.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Bad Dreams is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
Bad Dreams throws Dan Sexton out of the ring.
Bad Dreams goes through the ropes.
Dick Palmer counts: 1.
Bad Dreams knocks Dan Sexton into the ringpost.
The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Dan Sexton nails The Dream Coach.
Dick Palmer counts: 2.
Bad Dreams sets up a table.
Dick Palmer counts: 3.
Bad Dreams goes for an earringer, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton goes for a front slam, but Bad Dreams turns in mid-air and lands on
him.
Dan Sexton is busted wide open.
Bad Dreams knocks Dan Sexton into the ringsteps.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Dan Sexton on the concrete floor.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Nik Cain: Dreams just hit his finishing maneuver on the outside. Sexton is in some serious trouble.
Kevin Cole: The crowd doesn’t seem to be too happy about this turn of events.
Nik Cain: As scary a thought as it is, Dan Sexton has a huge cult following, as does his mentor, Most Holy.
Kevin Cole: Oh yeah, Most Holy.
Nik Cain: You’re not fooling anyone, pilsbury.
Bad Dreams hits a flying forearm on Dan Sexton.
Dick Palmer counts: 4.
Bad Dreams is handed a barbed wire baseball bat.
Bad Dreams hits him with the barbed wire baseball bat.
Bad Dreams hits him with a barbed wire baseball bat.
Dick Palmer counts: 5.
Dick Palmer counts: 6.
Bad Dreams sets up Dan Sexton on the table.
Bad Dreams tries to drive Dan Sexton through the table with a power bomb, but he
blocks it.
Dick Palmer counts: 7.
Dan Sexton executes a reverse DDT on Bad Dreams.
Dick Palmer counts: 8.
Dan Sexton nails Bad Dreams with a bodydriver.
Dick Palmer counts: 9.
Dan Sexton reenters the ring.
Bad Dreams follows him back in.
Dan Sexton hits Bad Dreams with a crucifix power bomb.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Sexton appears to be mounting a comeback.
Dan Sexton whips Bad Dreams into the turnbuckle, but Bad Dreams reverses it.
Bad Dreams runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Bad Dreams whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
Bad Dreams misses with a clothesline.
Dan Sexton misses with a clothesline.
Bad Dreams hits Dan Sexton with an elbow.
Bad Dreams hits an elbowsmash on Dan Sexton.
Bad Dreams locks Dan Sexton in an armlock hammerlock submission.
Dan Sexton reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Zoe Burgess throws Dan Sexton the Mace.
Dan Sexton tries to use it, but Bad Dreams blocks the blow and
takes it away from him.
Bad Dreams hits Dan Sexton with it and goes for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.
Dan Sexton complains about a fast count.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
The winner is Bad Dreams. Time of match: 0:08:08
Kevin Cole: Sexton’s manager just cost him that match.
Nik Cain: Maybe. And, for the record, female managers are called valets. Oh, and she’s also a lesbian.
Kevin Cole: Why did you feel the need to tell me that?
Nik Cain: Cuz I had a hunch it would bother you.
Kevin Cole: Well, mission accomplished. We have got to break for more commercials. But we have a lot more show left, including that huge double main event. Stay tuned.
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: FCTV is back. Next up, Unleaded takes on Explosion.
Nik Cain: These are the two biggest men in the FCW, not including Comedy obviously.
Kevin Cole: Obviously.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first…
Fighting out of St. Louis, Missouri…
Weighing in at 375 pounds…
Explosion
His opponent…
Led to the ring by Candi…
From Buffalo, NY…
Weighing in at 345 pounds…
Unleaded
They lock up.
Explosion whips Unleaded into the ropes.
Explosion uses a big boot to the face on Unleaded.
Explosion hits Unleaded with the Ace Crusher.
Explosion executes a vertical suplex on Unleaded.
Explosion runs into the ropes.
Unleaded executes the The BackFire on Explosion.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness!
Nik Cain: Explosion off to a great start, but Unleaded stopped it short with the BackFire. But, Explosion kicked out with authority.
Explosion hits Unleaded with inverted chokeslam.
Explosion is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Explosion whips Unleaded into the ropes.
Explosion hits Unleaded with a shoulderblock.
Explosion is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Explosion goes for a ropeburn, but Unleaded blocks it.
Unleaded hits inverted chokeslam on Explosion.
Unleaded is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Unleaded goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Explosion counters it with a low blow.
Explosion goes for a backspin DDT, but Unleaded blocks it.
Unleaded takes Explosion down with inverted chokeslam.
Unleaded nails Explosion with a big boot to the face.
Unleaded takes Explosion down with the Doctor Bomb.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Nik Cain: This match is exactly what I would have expected, high impact move after high impact move. Both of these guys lack depth in their offense, but are big and strong enough to get away with it.
Unleaded executes a full nelson faceslam on Explosion.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Unleaded.
Unleaded uses a Samoan Drop on Explosion.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Unleaded.
Unleaded hits Explosion with a full nelson faceslam.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Unleaded.
Unleaded raises his hand and clinches his fist.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Unleaded.
Unleaded hits Explosion with an enzuigiri to the face.
Unleaded is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Unleaded takes Explosion down with a leaping swinging DDT.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Unleaded hits Explosion with a sidewalk slam.
Unleaded seemingly enjoys the boos.
Unleaded leaves the ring.
He returns with a frying pan.
Unleaded hits him with the frying pan.
Unleaded is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Jeff Davis throws the frying pan out of the ring.
Unleaded nails Explosion with the Running Forearm Smash.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Unleaded runs into the ropes.
Explosion hits Unleaded with a shoulderblock.
Explosion nails Unleaded with a front-layout suplex.
Explosion nails Unleaded with a flying forearm.
Jeff Davis counts: One, kickout.
Explosion goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Unleaded counters it with
a low blow.
Unleaded nails Explosion with a series of punches.
Unleaded is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Unleaded hits Explosion with a flying elbowdrop.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Unleaded nails Explosion with a Samoan Drop.
Unleaded raises his hand and clinches his fist.
Unleaded is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Unleaded executes a big boot to the face on Explosion.
Unleaded raises his hand and clinches his fist.
Unleaded is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Unleaded throws Explosion out of the ring.
Jeff Davis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Explosion reenters the ring.
Unleaded hits Explosion with a short clothesline.
Unleaded takes Explosion down with a Samoan Drop.
Unleaded takes Explosion down with a swinging neckbreaker.
Unleaded is going for the pin.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Kevin Cole: Explosion tried to take a break on the outside, but as soon as he got back in the ring, Unleaded was right back on him.
Unleaded goes for a Cradle DDT, but Explosion blocks it.
Explosion punches Unleaded.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Explosion.
Explosion chops Unleaded.
A portion of the crowd is booing Explosion.
Unleaded punches Explosion.
Unleaded seemingly enjoys the boos.
Explosion hits Unleaded.
A portion of the crowd is booing Explosion.
Explosion executes a Death Valley Driver on Unleaded.
Kevin Cole: Nice Death Valley Driver.
Nik Cain: When done right, that is one of the most damaging moves in this sport.
Explosion kicks Unleaded.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Explosion.
Explosion chops Unleaded.
Unleaded chops Explosion.
The cheers for Unleaded are drowning out the boos.
Explosion kicks Unleaded.
Explosion acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Explosion kicks Unleaded.
Explosion gives him a headlock takedown, but Unleaded only stares at him.
Unleaded hits a running shoulderblock on Explosion.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Unleaded.
Unleaded places Explosion on the turnbuckle.
Unleaded executes the The BackFire on Explosion.
Jeff Davis counts: One, two, three.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Unleaded.
The winner is Unleaded. Time of match: 0:06:03
Kevin Cole: And Unleaded gets the victory.
Nik Cain: And for some reason, the crowd is cheering him. Well, I guess in upstate New York he is considered a bit of a hometown hero. Now, this next match promises to be interesting. Dream Warrior will be taking on Most Holy.
~~~~~
This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first…
Led to the ring by The Dream Coach…
From parts unknown…
Weighing in at 243 pounds…
Dream Warrior
His opponent…
Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess…
Fighting out of Lawrence, Kansas…
Weighing in at 235 pounds…
“Bigger than the Pope!!” Most Holy
Kevin Cole: Is that a mustard colored pope’s hat?
Nik Cain: You bet it is.
They lock up.
Most Holy uses a bulldog headlock on Dream Warrior.
Most Holy executes a kick to the head on Dream Warrior.
Most Holy hits a bodyslam on Dream Warrior.
Most Holy is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, kickout.
Most Holy runs his thumb across his throat.
Quite a few boos are audible.
(The cameras cut to the backstage area. We see Jason Star, still in his wrestling gear with dried blood on his face, staring intently at a monitor, watching this match.)
Kevin Cole: Jason Star hasn’t even washed up from his match earlier tonight.
Nik Cain: And he is watching every more Holy makes very closely. Those two are on a collision course.
Most Holy whips Dream Warrior into the ropes.
Dream Warrior hits Most Holy with a kick.
Dream Warrior heckles the front row fans.
A small "Dream Warrior" chant is being started.
Dream Warrior takes Most Holy down with a frog splash.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Most Holy begs off.
Dream Warrior whips Most Holy into the ropes.
The Dream Coach pulls down the top rope.
Robert Loggia threatens Dream Warrior with disqualification.
Kevin Cole: Yeah, you tell him, Mr. Loggia. Its about time someone laid down the law around here, and he is just the man to do it.
Robert Loggia counts: one, two, three, four, Most Holy reenters the ring.
Dream Warrior goes for a front-layout suplex, but Most Holy counters it with
a vertical suplex.
Most Holy goes for a European uppercut, but Dream Warrior blocks it.
Dream Warrior hits Most Holy.
Dream Warrior hits Most Holy.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior punches Most Holy.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.
Most Holy chops Dream Warrior.
Most Holy kicks Dream Warrior.
Most Holy is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Most Holy kicks Dream Warrior.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Most Holy takes Dream Warrior down with a dropkick to the knee.
Most Holy runs into the ropes.
Most Holy hits Dream Warrior with a clothesline.
Dream Warrior falls out of the ring.
Most Holy goes through the ropes.
Most Holy reenters the ring.
Dream Warrior follows him back in.
Most Holy throws Dream Warrior out of the ring.
Most Holy goes through the ropes.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Most Holy hits Dream Warrior with a Hotshot.
Most Holy throws Dream Warrior back into the ring.
Most Holy brings the table into the ring.
Most Holy goes for a DDT, but Dream Warrior counters it with a backdrop.
Most Holy begs off.
Dream Warrior sets up Most Holy on the table.
Dream Warrior executes a frog splash through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior is going for the pin.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Dream Warrior executes a double underhook piledriver on Most Holy.
Kevin Cole: Warrior follows up the near fall with a nice piledriver.
Nik Cain: That is a sign of how far along this kid has come in his career. As a rookie he may have been quick to complain to the ref about the count after putting Holy though a table with something like a frog splash. But now he just rolls with the punches and stays on the offensive.
Dream Warrior whips Most Holy into the ropes, but Most Holy reverses it.
Most Holy misses with a clothesline.
Dream Warrior goes for a lariat, but Most Holy blocks it.
Most Holy takes Dream Warrior down with a bodyslam.
Most Holy runs into the ropes.
Dream Warrior hits neck-scissors on Most Holy.
Dream Warrior goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Most Holy counters it with
a low blow.
Most Holy executes a double-axhandle chop on Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior locks Most Holy in a choke against the ropes.
Robert Loggia warns Dream Warrior to let go.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.
Nik Cain: Loggia is getting in Warrior’s face again, this time about an illegal choke hold.
Dream Warrior nails Most Holy with a flying cross body press.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dream Warrior nails Most Holy with a DDT.
Dream Warrior hits Most Holy with a DDT.
Dream Warrior nails Most Holy with a bodyslam.
Dream Warrior executes a jumping DDT on Most Holy.
There are lots of chants for Dream Warrior.
Kevin Cole: A pair of DDTs followed by a bodyslam and another DDT. Holy must be seeing double.
Nik Cain: I’m guessing he’s seeing triple by now.
Dream Warrior runs into the ropes.
Zoe Burgess pulls down the top rope.
Robert Loggia threatens Most Holy with disqualification.
Most Holy goes through the ropes.
Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Dream Warrior nails Zoe Burgess.
Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Dream Warrior on the concrete floor.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Dream Warrior is out cold.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Nik Cain: And just like that, the momentum swings in favor of Most Holy. He can pull that move out of almost anywhere. And it has put away many wrestlers throughout his career.
Most Holy reenters the ring.
Dream Warrior follows him back in.
Dream Warrior goes for a backbreaker, but Most Holy counters it with a facerake.
Most Holy takes Dream Warrior down with a double-axhandle chop.
Most Holy uses a double-axhandle chop on Dream Warrior.
Most Holy whips Dream Warrior into the ropes, but Dream Warrior reverses it.
Dream Warrior gets an abdominal stretch on Most Holy.
Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Dream Warrior goes for a European uppercut, but Most Holy counters it with
a backslide.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, kickout.
Most Holy catches Dream Warrior in an abdominal stretch.
Dream Warrior is struggling to reach the ropes.
Dream Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Most Holy uses a jumping DDT on Dream Warrior.
Most Holy runs into the ropes.
Most Holy takes Dream Warrior down with the LoS Tornado Driver.
Robert Loggia counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is booing Most Holy.
The winner is Most Holy. Time of match: 0:05:36
Nik Cain: Another one of Holy’s signature moves, the LoS Tornado Driver, puts Warrior away. But, take nothing away from him. He went toe to toe with one of this sport’s living legends. Next up, we have the match I’ve been waiting all night for as Comedy’s tag team partner, Tragedy, takes on “The Survivor” Tom Tennant in a falls count anywhere match. Tennant first came to prominence in hardcore, a.k.a. garbage, matches. But he worked hard to become a sound technician and has recently added a lot of high flying moves to his arsenal. He is arguably the most well rounded wrestler in the FCW. And, Tragedy is simply one of the greatest high flyers in the entire world.
Kevin Cole: Falls count anywhere? I hope they don’t come too close to the announce table.
~~~~~
This contest is a No DQ, Falls Count Anywhere Match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first…
Led to the ring by Rhapsody…
Hailing from Oaxaca, Mexico…
Weighing in at 192 pounds…
Tragedy
His opponent…
Led to the ring by Fire…
Fighting out of Morgantown, West Virginia…
Weighing in at 240 pounds…
“The Survivor” Tom Tennant
They lock up.
Tom Tennant chops Tragedy.
Tom Tennant chops Tragedy.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant whips Tragedy into the ropes.
Tom Tennant takes Tragedy down with a dropkick.
Tom Tennant whips Tragedy into the ropes.
Tragedy hits Tom Tennant with a shoulderblock.
Tragedy stands on the buckle and raises his arms in the air.
Tragedy is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Tragedy whips Tom Tennant into the ropes.
Tom Tennant hits Tragedy with a shoulderblock.
Tom Tennant flairs his arms out in a cocky fashion.
Tom Tennant is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Tragedy begs off.
Tom Tennant uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Tragedy.
Tom Tennant uses an enzuigiri to the face on Tragedy.
Tom Tennant goes for a kick to the midsection, but Tragedy blocks it.
Tragedy hits Tom Tennant with a springboard rana.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tragedy.
Tragedy goes for a buzzkiller, but Tom Tennant blocks it.
Tom Tennant whips Tragedy into the turnbuckle.
Tom Tennant charges in with the Running Forearm Smash, but Tragedy
moves out of the way.
Tragedy throws Tom Tennant out of the ring.
Nik Cain: Its about time.
Kevin Cole: Could we get some added security out here?
Tragedy goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tragedy throws Tom Tennant over the guardrail.
Tragedy uses an enzuigiri on Tom Tennant.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tragedy.
Tragedy whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail.
Tragedy is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Tragedy whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail.
Tragedy goes for a piledriver, but Tom Tennant blocks it.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Tom Tennant uses a tiger driver on Tragedy.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Tragedy knocks Tom Tennant into the ringsteps.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tragedy.
Rhapsody comes from behind and distracts Tom Tennant.
Tragedy is handed the television set.
Tragedy hits him with the television set.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tragedy.
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness. He just hit him in the head with a television set!
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tragedy throws Tom Tennant over the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Tragedy throws Tom Tennant over the guardrail.
Tragedy whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tragedy hits him with the television set.
Tragedy executes a spinning backbreaker on Tom Tennant.
Fire comes from behind, but Tragedy nails Fire.
Tom Tennant grabs a chair.
Tom Tennant sets up the chair.
Tom Tennant uses a bodyslam onto the chair on Tragedy.
Tragedy is busted wide open.
Tom Tennant flairs his arms out in a cocky fashion.
Nik Cain: Tragedy’s back appears to have been lacerated by that chair. And as soon as Tennant sees blood is sets him off and makes him fight harder. Hell, it doesn’t matter if the blood is his opponent’s or his own.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant.
Rhapsody comes from behind, but Tom Tennant nails Rhapsody.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tom Tennant hits Tragedy with a flying clothesline.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tom Tennant throws Tragedy over the guardrail.
Tom Tennant nails Tragedy with a belly-to-belly suplex.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant flairs his arms out in a cocky fashion.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant.
Fire comes from behind, but Tragedy nails Fire.
Tom Tennant is handed a cheese grater.
Tom Tennant hits him with the cheese grater.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Tragedy goes for a DDT, but Tom Tennant counters it with a small package.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Tom Tennant hits him with the cheese grater.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant.
Nik Cain: Tennant is repeatedly grinding Tragedy’s flesh with that cheese grater.
Tom Tennant flairs his arms out in a cocky fashion.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant flings Tragedy over a row of chairs.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Tom Tennant uses an elbowdrop on Tragedy.
Tom Tennant hits him with the cheese grater.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Tom Tennant hits him with the cheese grater.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant flings Tragedy over a row of chairs.
Tom Tennant hits him with a cheese grater.
Kevin Cole: I think I’m going to be sick.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Tom Tennant goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Tragedy counters it with
a small package.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Tragedy uses a brain buster on Tom Tennant.
Tragedy acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Tragedy knocks Tom Tennant into the arena wall.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Tragedy uses a moonsault on Tom Tennant.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
Fire comes from behind, but Tragedy nails Fire.
Tom Tennant hits him with the cheese grater.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Tom Tennant catches Tragedy in a half boston crab.
Tragedy breaks the hold after 23 seconds.
Tragedy whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail.
Tragedy is handed a road sign.
Tragedy hits him with the road sign.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tragedy.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Tragedy stands on the buckle and raises his arms in the air.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tragedy.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Tom Tennant is busted wide open.
Tragedy hits him with the road sign.
Tragedy is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Nik Cain: And now Tennant is bleeding too. He has a nice big gash on his forehead.
Kevin Cole: I’m no doctor, but I think these guys are going to need stitches.
Nik Cain: Yeah, it looks that way.
Tragedy gets a buzzkiller on Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tragedy lets go after 11 seconds.
Tragedy is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, kickout.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Tragedy throws Tom Tennant over the guardrail.
Tragedy goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Tom Tennant blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tom Tennant hits a dropkick on Tragedy.
Tom Tennant is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tom Tennant flairs his arms out in a cocky fashion.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant.
Fire comes from behind, but Tragedy nails Fire.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tom Tennant goes for a flying clothesline, but Tragedy counters it with
a Yakuza kick.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Tragedy.
Tragedy sets up a table.
Tragedy sets up Tom Tennant on the table.
Tragedy tries to drive Tom Tennant through the table with a DDT, but he
blocks it.
Tom Tennant sets up Tragedy on the table.
Tom Tennant executes an Arabian Facebuster through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Kevin Cole: I think the Mexican guy might be dead.
Nik Cain: I don’t think so, but after having his head sandwiched between a table, a chair, and a 240 pound man, I doubt he’s happy.
Tom Tennant whips Tragedy into the guardrail.
Tom Tennant goes for a waistlock suplex, but Tragedy counters it with
a go-behind.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tragedy throws Tom Tennant over the guardrail.
Tragedy is handed a cheese grater.
Tragedy takes a swing at Tom Tennant with the cheese grater, but he
gets out of the way.
Tom Tennant snatches the cheese grater from him.
Tom Tennant hits him with the cheese grater.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Tom Tennant whips Tragedy into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tom Tennant throws Tragedy over the guardrail.
Tom Tennant flairs his arms out in a cocky fashion.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Tragedy hits an enzuigiri on Tom Tennant.
Tragedy is going for the pin.
Dick Palmer counts: One, two, three.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Tragedy.
The winner is Tragedy. Time of match: 0:09:26
Nik Cain: Damn, after all that, Tragedy gets the win with an enzuigiri. I think Tennant was light headed from the blood loss and that quick shot to the head dazed him.
Kevin Cole: Both these guys need medical attention.
(At this point, medical personnel come out to attend to both me, but both men refuse. Tragedy shoves the EMT away and heads to the back with Rhapsody. Tennant slowly gets to his feet. An EMT grabs one of his arms to help him up but as soon as Tennant sees this, he punches him square in the face.)
Nik Cain: Both men refuse assistance and go back to the locker room under their own power. And, both men will be back out later to try and compete in the main event battle royal.
Kevin Cole: I am still in shock of this brutality. I can barely even speak. We’ve got to take a break. The double main event is coming up.
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: We’re back. Let’s get right to the ring as Mark Payne takes on Shawn Michaels.
~~~~~
This contest is a No DQ scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first…
Led to the ring by Rose Morris and Alex DiGiacomo…
Hailing from San Antonio, TX…
Weighing in at 249 pounds…
“Brought to you by Pepsi One” Shawn Michaels
His opponent…
Led to the ring by Lollipop…
From Allentown, Pennsylvania…
Weighing in at 287 pounds…
“The Blonde Bastard” Mark Payne
They lock up.
Shawn Michaels chops Mark Payne.
Shawn Michaels hits Mark Payne.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Shawn Michaels.
Mark Payne punches Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels chops Mark Payne.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels chops Mark Payne.
Shawn Michaels gets an armbar submission on Mark Payne.
Mark Payne is struggling to reach the ropes.
Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Shawn Michaels hits Mark Payne with a kick to the midsection.
Shawn Michaels whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it.
Mark Payne hits Shawn Michaels with a flapjack into diamond cutter.
Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.
Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans..
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mark Payne.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Mark Payne nails Shawn Michaels with a dropkick to the groin.
Mark Payne executes a low blow on Shawn Michaels.
Mark Payne hits Shawn Michaels with the Doctor Bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Nik Cain: Mark Payne uses everyone’s favorite short cut and then follows it up with a Doctor Bomb for a two count.
Mark Payne whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels misses with a clothesline.
Shawn Michaels takes Mark Payne down with a clothesline.
Shawn Michaels goes for a German suplex, but Mark Payne counters it with
a backward kick.
Mark Payne throws Shawn Michaels out of the ring.
Mark Payne jumps onto him with a shooting star press.
Kevin Cole: A shooting star press? I didn’t think a man Payne’s size could do that move.
Nik Cain: Neither did I.
Mark Payne knocks Shawn Michaels into the ringsteps.
Mark Payne goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.
Lollipop comes from behind and distracts Shawn Michaels.
Mark Payne whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail.
Mark Payne nails Shawn Michaels with a crucifix power bomb.
Mark Payne throws Shawn Michaels back into the ring.
Mark Payne brings the table into the ring.
Mark Payne executes a swinging neckbreaker on Shawn Michaels.
Mark Payne is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans..
Mark Payne is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Mark Payne goes for a surfboard, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.
Shawn Michaels whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it.
Shawn Michaels hits Mark Payne with a kick.
Shawn Michaels puts Mark Payne in an armbar submission.
Mark Payne is struggling to reach the ropes.
Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Shawn Michaels catches Mark Payne in an armbar submission.
Nik Cain: Payne has been dominating this match and Michaels knows he is in trouble. So, he is now trying to take out of one Payne’s arms.
Kevin Cole: Good strategy, since it is hard to do moves with only one arm.
Nik Cain: Well, I can think of a few.
Mark Payne is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Shawn Michaels sets up Mark Payne on the table.
Shawn Michaels tries to drive Mark Payne through the table with
a moonsault bodyblock, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Mark Payne uses a tilt-a-whirl powerslam on Shawn Michaels.
Mark Payne is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne takes Shawn Michaels down with a swinging neckbreaker.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mark Payne.
Mark Payne throws Shawn Michaels out of the ring.
Blackie McGee counts: one, two, three, Shawn Michaels reenters the ring.
Mark Payne goes for a top-rope Death Valley Driver, but Shawn Michaels
blocks it.
Shawn Michaels executes a reverse neckbreaker on Mark Payne.
Shawn Michaels nails Mark Payne with a vertical suplex.
Shawn Michaels goes for an atomic drop, but Mark Payne counters it with
a backward kick.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Mark Payne hits a German suplex on Shawn Michaels.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne locks Shawn Michaels in the Oriental Spike.
Shawn Michaels reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mark Payne leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Mark Payne takes the chair.
Mark Payne hits Shawn Michaels with a Thunder Fire Power Bomb with the chair.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mark Payne nails Shawn Michaels with the Running Forearm Smash.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans..
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mark Payne.
Mark Payne hits a choke bomb on Shawn Michaels.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Nik Cain: A series of near falls for Payne. Michaels can’t have much left.
Mark Payne hits Shawn Michaels with a Death Valley Driver.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mark Payne.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Mark Payne whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes, but Shawn Michaels reverses it.
Shawn Michaels misses with an elbow.
Mark Payne uses a dropkick to the groin on Shawn Michaels.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Mark Payne.
Blackie McGee removes the chair from the ring.
Mark Payne nails Shawn Michaels with the Running Forearm Smash.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Mark Payne executes the Superstar Superkick on Shawn Michaels.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Mark Payne.
Mark Payne goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
A portion of the crowd is booing Mark Payne.
The winner is Mark Payne. Time of match: 0:05:28
Kevin Cole: Payne almost knocked Michaels’ head off with that kick!
Nik Cain: Payne just sent a message tonight. Like Michaels, he hasn’t been inside a wrestling ring in a while and just showed us that there is no ring rust to remove.
Kevin Cole: It looks like these two are going to get no rest as the ring announcer is already announcing the other combatants for the battle royal.
Nik Cain: I guess not. I got the feeling President Crawford was not all that concerned about being unfair to either Payne or Michaels. Well, it looks like seventeen of the eighteen men are in the ring. Where the hell is that filthy bastard Jason Schultz?
Kevin Cole: I’m receiving word that there is some commotion in the back.
(Cameras cut to the locker room area. Jason Schultz is seen lying on the floor in a pool of his own blood, and a little something else. The camera pans up to show a man with an evil grin on his face clutching a horribly bent chair.)
Nik Cain: Holy shit, its Dark Enigma. What the hell is he doing here?
Kevin Cole: He appears to be making his way to the ring. And who is Dark Enigma?
Nik Cain: Just one of the toughest, craziest SOBs in wresting today. And, last time I checked, he did not have a contract with FCW.
(At this point Dark Enigma comes running through the curtain and heads to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and heads right for Tom Tennant.)
~~~~~
There are currently 18 wrestlers in the ring.
They lock up.
Dark Enigma nails Tom Tennant with a dropkick to the knee.
Dark Enigma nails Tom Tennant with a superkick.
Dark Enigma is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Dark Enigma nails Tom Tennant with a piledriver.
Nik Cain: Enigma heads right for Tennant. These two have plenty of history.
Dark Enigma goes for a backbreaker, but Tom Tennant blocks it.
Tom Tennant takes Dark Enigma down with a springboard rana.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant whips Dark Enigma into the ropes, but Dark Enigma reverses it.
Dark Enigma hits Tom Tennant with an elbow.
Unleaded comes over, but gets cut off.
Nik Cain: And it looks like Unleaded wants a piece of both of them.
Quackman hits Tom Tennant with a back heel kick.
Dark Enigma executes a back suplex on Tom Tennant.
Dark Enigma and Quackman whip Tom Tennant into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Tom Tennant with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
Tom Tennant is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Tom Tennant whips Dark Enigma into the ropes, but Dark Enigma reverses it.
Dark Enigma locks Tom Tennant in a sleeperhold.
Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Dark Enigma executes a headbutt on Tom Tennant.
Dark Enigma punches Tom Tennant.
A few fans are booing Dark Enigma, while a few others are cheering him.
Dark Enigma kicks Tom Tennant.
Dark Enigma kicks Tom Tennant.
A few fans are booing Dark Enigma, while a few others are cheering him.
Dark Enigma whips Tom Tennant into the ropes.
Phoenix trips Tom Tennant.
(Jason Star and Quackman are going at it.)
Jason Star hits a flying cross body press on Quackman.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Jason Star hits Quackman with a backdrop.
Jason Star attempts to place Quackman on the turnbuckle, but Quackman blocks it.
(Master Chuin and Comedy are going at it.)
Master Chuin executes a backspin DDT on Comedy.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Master Chuin.
Master Chuin is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kevin Cole: Master Chuin gets a near fall on the massive Comedy.
Master Chuin whips Comedy into the turnbuckle, but Comedy reverses it.
Master Chuin comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
Comedy hits a running shoulderblock on Master Chuin.
(Unleaded and The "Head Break" Kid are going at it.)
Unleaded goes for an elbow to the head, but The "Head Break" Kid
ducks out of the way.
(Shawn Michaels and Unleaded are going at it.)
Shawn Michaels catches Unleaded in an abdominal stretch.
Unleaded is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Unleaded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
(Bad Dreams and Most Holy are going at it.)
Zoe Burgess tries to interfere, but The Dream Coach prevents her from doing so.
Bad Dreams executes a forearm to the back on Most Holy.
(Shawn Michaels and Unleaded are going at it.)
Shawn Michaels goes for a vertical suplex, but Unleaded reverses it.
Unleaded hits a short clothesline on Shawn Michaels.
Unleaded whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels misses with a shoulderblock.
Unleaded and Shawn Michaels get hit with a double clothesline.
Unleaded places Shawn Michaels on the turnbuckle.
Unleaded hits a top-rope inverted DDT on Shawn Michaels.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Unleaded.
Unleaded kicks Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels chops Unleaded.
Shawn Michaels is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Unleaded punches Shawn Michaels.
Unleaded chops Shawn Michaels.
Unleaded punches Shawn Michaels.
A portion of the crowd is booing Unleaded.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
(Explosion and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Explosion whips Tom Tennant into the ropes, but Tom Tennant reverses it.
Tom Tennant uses a flying clothesline on Explosion.
Tom Tennant is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
(Shawn Michaels and Explosion are going at it.)
Shawn Michaels goes for a flying clothesline, but Explosion
ducks out of the way.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Explosion uses a powerslam on Shawn Michaels.
Explosion goes for the Super Nova, but Shawn Michaels counters it with
a backward kick.
Shawn Michaels throws Explosion out of the ring.
Shawn Michaels jumps onto him with a flying cross body press.
Shawn Michaels knocks Explosion into the ringpost.
Shawn Michaels uses a reverse neckbreaker on Explosion.
Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind and distracts Explosion.
Shawn Michaels throws Explosion back into the ring.
Shawn Michaels brings the table into the ring.
Explosion whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes.
Explosion hits Shawn Michaels with a backdrop.
Explosion hits an Exploder suplex on Shawn Michaels.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Explosion sets up Shawn Michaels on the table.
Explosion executes a Tombstone through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Explosion is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Shawn Michaels begs off.
Nik Cain: Michaels, who had no down time from his other match, just had to take on the 345 pound Unleaded and now the 375 pound Explosion. He is looking for some corner of the ring to hide in, but with 18 superstars in there, nowhere is safe.
(Dream Warrior and Shawn Michaels are going at it.)
Dream Warrior goes for a flying sunset flip, but Shawn Michaels sits down on him
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shawn Michaels kicks Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior chops Shawn Michaels.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dream Warrior.
Shawn Michaels chops Dream Warrior.
A fan at ringside badmouths Shawn Michaels.
Dream Warrior hits Shawn Michaels.
The crowd is cheering on Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior kicks Shawn Michaels.
(Explosion and Jason Star are going at it.)
Unleaded comes over, but gets cut off.
Explosion and Adonis hit Jason Star with a double flying axhandle.
Unleaded gets back up, but gets cut off.
Explosion and Adonis whip Jason Star into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Jason Star with a double kick to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
Jason Star acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Jason Star uses a backdrop on Explosion.
(Adonis and Shawn Michaels are going at it.)
Adonis throws Shawn Michaels out of the ring.
Adonis goes through the ropes.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tom Tennant uses an enzuigiri to the face on Shawn Michaels.
Adonis goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Shawn Michaels counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Shawn Michaels goes for the Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Superkick, but Adonis
counters it with a legsweep.
Adonis knocks Shawn Michaels into the ringpost.
The crowd is starting to get behind Adonis.
Kevin Cole: Shawn Michaels really is having no luck tonight.
Nik Cain: No. No he is not.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams comes over and lays out Tom Tennant.
Bad Dreams uses a leg lariat on Adonis.
Shawn Michaels executes an inside cradle on Adonis.
Shawn Michaels is handed a big black dildo.
Shawn Michaels hits him with the big black dildo.
Shawn Michaels is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Shawn Michaels nails Adonis with a forearm smash.
Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tom Tennant comes over and lays out Bad Dreams.
Tom Tennant goes for a dropkick, but Shawn Michaels side-steps and Tom Tennant
only hits air.
Shawn Michaels hits him with a big black dildo.
Shawn Michaels whips Adonis into the guardrail.
Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams takes Adonis down with a leg lariat.
Shawn Michaels goes for a German suplex, but Adonis blocks it.
Adonis goes for a waistlock suplex, but Shawn Michaels counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tom Tennant comes over and lays out Bad Dreams.
Tom Tennant goes for a dropkick, but Shawn Michaels side-steps and Tom Tennant
only hits air.
Shawn Michaels whips Adonis into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams comes over and lays out Tom Tennant.
The crowd is booing Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams hits Adonis with a leg lariat.
Shawn Michaels takes Adonis down with a back suplex.
Shawn Michaels sets up a table.
Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tom Tennant comes over and lays out Bad Dreams.
Tom Tennant executes a flying fistdrop on Shawn Michaels.
Adonis catches Shawn Michaels in a full nelson.
Adonis whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail.
Adonis adjusts his leaf.
A small "Adonis" chant is being started.
Adonis executes a double-axhandle chop on Shawn Michaels.
Adonis whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Shawn Michaels whips Adonis into the guardrail.
Shawn Michaels hits an inverted atomic drop on Adonis.
Adonis is busted wide open.
Shawn Michaels sets up Adonis on the table.
Shawn Michaels tries to drive Adonis through the table with a flying elbowdrop,
but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
A small "Adonis" chant is being started.
Adonis uses a DDT on Shawn Michaels.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tom Tennant goes for a dropkick, but Shawn Michaels side-steps and Tom Tennant
only hits air.
Shawn Michaels whips Adonis into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Shawn Michaels executes a clothesline on Adonis.
Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams executes a leg lariat on Adonis.
Shawn Michaels hits an inside cradle on Adonis.
Bad Dreams executes a leg lariat on Adonis.
Shawn Michaels executes an inside cradle on Adonis.
Shawn Michaels is handed the hockey stick.
Shawn Michaels hits him with the hockey stick.
Shawn Michaels is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Shawn Michaels whips Adonis into the guardrail.
Shawn Michaels throws Adonis back into the ring.
Shawn Michaels is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
(Explosion and Unleaded are going at it.)
Explosion uses a Death Valley Driver on Unleaded.
Explosion acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Explosion hits Unleaded with a kick to the midsection.
Explosion goes for a front-layout suplex, but Unleaded blocks it.
(Explosion and Jason Star are going at it.)
Explosion executes inverted chokeslam on Jason Star.
Explosion goes for a headlock takedown, but Jason Star counters it with
a back suplex.
In turn, Explosion counters it with a cross-body block.
Blackie McGee counts: One, kickout.
Jason Star begs off.
Explosion goes for a backspin DDT, but Jason Star blocks it.
Jason Star goes for a bulldog, but Explosion counters it with a low blow.
Explosion runs into the ropes.
Jason Star hits Explosion with an elbow.
Kevin Cole: Aren’t those two tag team partners?
Nik Cain: Yes, they are. But in a match like this, its every man for himself, especially with gold on the line.
Jason Star goes for a slingshot clothesline, but Explosion side-steps and
Jason Star only hits air.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Explosion.
(Shawn Michaels and Quackman are going at it.)
Shawn Michaels takes Quackman down with a bodyslam.
Shawn Michaels nails Quackman with a back suplex.
(Dan Sexton and Bad Dreams are going at it.)
Dan Sexton goes for an arm bite, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams uses a dragon suplex on Dan Sexton.
Blackie McGee counts: One, shoulder up.
Bad Dreams takes Dan Sexton down with a DDT.
The crowd is booing Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams hits Dan Sexton with a power bomb.
The crowd is booing Bad Dreams.
Bad Dreams goes for a running power bomb, but Dan Sexton blocks it.
Dan Sexton goes for a Gorilla Press, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
(Comedy and Dan Sexton are going at it.)
Comedy whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
Dan Sexton misses with an elbow.
Comedy hits Dan Sexton with a shoulderblock.
Comedy goes for a hangman, but Dan Sexton counters it with a backward kick.
Dan Sexton goes for an arm bite, but Comedy blocks it.
Comedy hits a heart punch on Dan Sexton.
Comedy throws Dan Sexton out of the ring.
Comedy goes through the ropes.
Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Most Holy hits a clothesline on Dan Sexton.
Comedy uses a back suplex on Dan Sexton.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dan Sexton knocks Comedy into the ringsteps.
The "Head Break" Kid comes over to make it two-on-one.
The "Head Break" Kid goes for a back heel kick, but Comedy blocks it.
Most Holy goes for a backslide, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with
a backward kick.
The "Head Break" Kid is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one.
The "Head Break" Kid whips Most Holy into the guardrail.
The "Head Break" Kid nails Most Holy with a back heel kick.
The "Head Break" Kid knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps.
The "Head Break" Kid is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
The "Head Break" Kid sets up a table.
Most Holy is busted wide open.
The "Head Break" Kid knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps.
A portion of the crowd is booing The "Head Break" Kid.
The "Head Break" Kid sets up Most Holy on the table.
The "Head Break" Kid executes an Asai moonsault through the table.
The table didn't break.
Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one.
Comedy comes over and lays out Dan Sexton.
Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts The "Head Break" Kid.
Most Holy sets up The "Head Break" Kid on the table.
Most Holy executes a DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Most Holy is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Most Holy whips The "Head Break" Kid into the guardrail.
Most Holy executes a DDT on The "Head Break" Kid.
Most Holy goes for a piledriver, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with
a slingshot into the turnbuckle.
A portion of the crowd is cheering The "Head Break" Kid.
Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts The "Head Break" Kid.
Most Holy is handed the wonder bra.
Most Holy hits him with the wonder bra.
Most Holy hangs him with the wonder bra.
The "Head Break" Kid is busted wide open.
Kevin Cole: Most Holy is using what appears to be a wonder bra to choke his opponent.
Nik Cain: Why not? Zoe sure as hell doesn’t need it. And, it actually looks like part of the bra managed to cut Head Break Kid’s neck. That has to be an embarrassing injury to explain to people.
Comedy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dan Sexton comes over and lays out Comedy.
Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts The "Head Break" Kid.
Most Holy whips The "Head Break" Kid into the guardrail.
Most Holy throws The "Head Break" Kid back into the ring.
Most Holy executes an inverted DDT on The "Head Break" Kid.
Most Holy is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Most Holy hits an inverted atomic drop on The "Head Break" Kid.
Most Holy throws The "Head Break" Kid out of the ring.
Most Holy goes through the ropes.
Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on The "Head Break" Kid
on the concrete floor.
A portion of the crowd is booing Most Holy.
Most Holy is handed brass knuckles.
Most Holy hits him with the knuckles.
Most Holy whips The "Head Break" Kid into the guardrail.
Most Holy executes an elbowdrop on The "Head Break" Kid.
Most Holy throws The "Head Break" Kid back into the ring.
Most Holy locks The "Head Break" Kid in a kneelock submission.
The "Head Break" Kid is inching his way towards the ropes.
The "Head Break" Kid tries to fight the pain.
The "Head Break" Kid submits after 14 seconds.
** The "Head Break" Kid has been eliminated.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Most Holy.
Kevin Cole: Holy just destroyed the Kid.
Nik Cain: You bet he did. Now we are down to 17.
(Most Holy and Mark Payne are going at it.)
Most Holy attempts to place Mark Payne on the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne
blocks it.
Adonis is bleeding like hell.
Most Holy executes a kick to the midsection on Mark Payne.
(Tragedy and Dream Warrior are going at it.)
Tragedy puts Dream Warrior in an armbar submission.
Dream Warrior tries to escape the hold.
Dream Warrior is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Dream Warrior tries to fight the pain.
Dream Warrior tries to escape the hold.
Dream Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 26 seconds.
Tragedy attempts to place Dream Warrior on the turnbuckle, but Dream Warrior
blocks it.
Tragedy uses a missile dropkick on Dream Warrior.
Tragedy catches Dream Warrior in an armbar submission.
Dream Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Tragedy hits the Diamond Cutter on Dream Warrior.
Tragedy goes for a brain buster, but Dream Warrior counters it with
a small package.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Shawn Michaels comes over and lays out Jason Star.
A fan at ringside badmouths Shawn Michaels.
Tragedy and Shawn Michaels whip Dream Warrior into the ropes.
They hit Dream Warrior with a double fist to the midsection.
Tragedy whips Dream Warrior into the ropes.
Rhapsody trips Dream Warrior.
Tragedy attempts to place Dream Warrior on the turnbuckle, but Dream Warrior
blocks it.
Shawn Michaels takes Dream Warrior down with a dropkick.
Tragedy executes an enzuigiri on Dream Warrior.
The crowd is booing Tragedy.
Tragedy throws Dream Warrior out of the ring.
Tragedy goes through the ropes.
Tragedy sets up a table.
Tragedy sets up Dream Warrior on the table.
Tragedy executes a power bomb through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Tragedy goes for a flying cross body press, but Dream Warrior counters it with
a powerslam.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dream Warrior and Jason Star hit Tragedy with a double DDT.
Dream Warrior nails Tragedy with a jumping neck snap.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dream Warrior and Jason Star hit Tragedy with a double DDT.
Dream Warrior hits Tragedy with the Doctor Bomb.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dream Warrior and Jason Star hit Tragedy with a double DDT.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jason Star goes for a superkick, but Tragedy counters it with a legsweep.
Tragedy executes the Final Curtain on Dream Warrior on the concrete floor.
The crowd is booing Tragedy.
Dream Warrior is out cold.
Nik Cain: Things are not looking to good for Dream Warrior right about now.
Shawn Michaels comes over to make it two-on-one.
Shawn Michaels hits a flying fistdrop on Dream Warrior.
Tragedy goes for a rolling reverse cradle into a bridge, but Dream Warrior
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dream Warrior and Jason Star hit Tragedy with a double DDT.
Dream Warrior and Jason Star hit Tragedy with a double DDT.
Jason Star hits Tragedy with a superkick.
Dream Warrior hits Tragedy with a German suplex.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Shawn Michaels comes over and lays out Jason Star.
Shawn Michaels hits a reverse neckbreaker on Dream Warrior.
Tragedy goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Dream Warrior throws him off.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jason Star goes for a superkick, but Tragedy ducks out of the way.
Tragedy goes for the Final Curtain, but Dream Warrior counters it with
a roll away.
Dream Warrior has the crowd going wild.
Kevin Cole: It looks like Tragedy went to the well one too many times that time.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jason Star goes for a dropkick, but Tragedy side-steps and Jason Star
only hits air.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tragedy.
Tragedy goes for the Final Curtain, but The Dream Coach shoves him off
the turnbuckle.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Tragedy is busted wide open.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Shawn Michaels comes over and lays out Jason Star.
Shawn Michaels executes a bodyslam on Dream Warrior.
Tragedy uses a flying cross body press on Dream Warrior.
Tragedy whips Dream Warrior into the guardrail.
Shawn Michaels comes over to make it two-on-one.
Shawn Michaels uses a clothesline on Dream Warrior.
Tragedy uses a back suplex on Dream Warrior.
Tragedy whips Dream Warrior into the guardrail.
Shawn Michaels comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tragedy and Shawn Michaels hit Dream Warrior with a double back suplex.
Shawn Michaels executes a dropkick on Dream Warrior.
Tragedy goes for a rolling reverse cradle into a bridge, but Dream Warrior
blocks it.
Dream Warrior executes a DDT on Tragedy.
Dream Warrior heckles the front row fans.
The crowd is going crazy.
Jason Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jason Star goes for a crescent kick, but Tragedy blocks it.
The Dream Coach comes from behind and distracts Tragedy.
Dream Warrior throws Tragedy back into the ring.
Dream Warrior executes the Bad Night's Sleep on Tragedy.
Dream Warrior has the crowd going wild.
Dream Warrior goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Shawn Michaels makes the save.
Dream Warrior hits Tragedy.
Tragedy punches Dream Warrior.
(Tragedy and Master Chuin are going at it.)
Tragedy whips Master Chuin into the turnbuckle.
Tragedy charges into the corner.
Tragedy executes an Aztecan suplex on Master Chuin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, shoulder up.
Tragedy complains about a slow count.
(Tom Tennant and Shawn Michaels are going at it.)
Tom Tennant takes Shawn Michaels down with an enzuigiri to the face.
Tom Tennant is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, in the ropes...
(Tom Tennant and Most Holy are going at it.)
Tom Tennant places Most Holy on the turnbuckle.
Tom Tennant takes Most Holy down with a superplex.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Most Holy counters it with
a low blow.
Most Holy hits a knee to the back on Tom Tennant.
(Tom Tennant and Dan Sexton are going at it.)
Tom Tennant hits Dan Sexton with a kick to the midsection.
Tom Tennant kicks Dan Sexton.
Tom Tennant hits Dan Sexton.
Tom Tennant kicks Dan Sexton.
Nik Cain: A bloody and beaten Tennant still has the strength to pound on Dan Sexton.
The crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Dan Sexton kicks Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant kicks Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton punches Tom Tennant.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dan Sexton.
Tom Tennant chops Dan Sexton.
A fan at ringside badmouths Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant and Jason Star whip Dan Sexton into the ropes.
They hit Dan Sexton with a double kick to the midsection.
Tom Tennant hits a senton bomb on Dan Sexton.
Tom Tennant is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Tom Tennant nails Dan Sexton with a kick to the midsection.
Tom Tennant nails Dan Sexton with a flying clothesline.
Tom Tennant uses a bulldog on Dan Sexton.
Tom Tennant whips Dan Sexton into the ropes.
Tom Tennant hits Dan Sexton with a kick.
(Adonis and Master Chuin are going at it.)
Adonis gives him a headbutt, but Master Chuin doesn't budge.
Master Chuin executes the Deadly Shaolin Buddha Finger on Adonis.
Adonis is writhing in pain.
Adonis submits after 15 seconds.
** Adonis has been eliminated.
A fan at ringside badmouths Master Chuin.
Kevin Cole: Chuin makes Adonis submit! We are down to 16 and we have to take a break! I can’t believe we have to step away from the action. Don’t go anywhere.
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: We are back and Master Chuin, who eliminated Adonis before the break, is now going at it with Most Holy.
(Master Chuin and Most Holy are going at it.)
(Dan Sexton and Most Holy are going at it.)
Dan Sexton hits a shoulder lift into a flapjack on Most Holy.
The crowd is starting to get behind Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton goes for muay thai leg kick, but Most Holy blocks it.
(Explosion and Master Chuin are going at it.)
Explosion runs into the ropes.
Explosion goes for a knee to the groin, but Master Chuin blocks it.
Master Chuin takes Explosion down with a Hotshot.
Master Chuin acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
(Jason Star and Mark Payne are going at it.)
Jason Star takes Mark Payne down with a series of kicks to the midsection.
Jason Star gets a kneebar on Mark Payne.
Mark Payne is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mark Payne tries to escape the hold.
Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Jason Star kisses a lovely lady.
Nik Cain: I’ll give it to Star. He is never to busy for a little lovin’. Its interesting to note that he and Holy have yet to mix it up in the match. Perhaps Star is biding his time until it can be one on one.
Jason Star is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Jason Star throws Mark Payne out of the ring.
Jason Star goes through the ropes.
Jason Star sets up a table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jason Star knocks Mark Payne into the ringpost.
Jason Star uses a spinning leg lariat on Mark Payne.
Jason Star kisses a lovely lady.
Nik Cain: Okay, now that was excessive.
Jason Star acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jason Star and Bad Dreams hit Mark Payne with a double legsweep faceslam.
Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Jason Star and Bad Dreams hit Mark Payne with a double legsweep faceslam.
Bad Dreams takes Mark Payne down with a legsweep faceslam.
Jason Star uses a missile dropkick on Mark Payne.
Bad Dreams executes a backspin DDT on Mark Payne.
Jason Star hits a missile dropkick on Mark Payne.
Bad Dreams goes for a bulldog headlock, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Mark Payne executes an implant DDT on Jason Star.
Mark Payne knocks Jason Star into the ringsteps.
Mark Payne is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tom Tennant uses an enzuigiri to the face on Jason Star.
Mark Payne catches Jason Star in the torture rack.
Bad Dreams comes over and lays out Tom Tennant.
Bad Dreams is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Bad Dreams executes a leg lariat on Mark Payne.
Jason Star hits a legsweep faceslam on Mark Payne.
Lollipop comes from behind and distracts Jason Star.
Mark Payne whips Jason Star into the guardrail.
Mark Payne hits a clothesline from the top rope on Jason Star.
Mark Payne executes the Superstar Superkick on Jason Star on the concrete floor.
Jason Star is out cold.
Kevin Cole: Another stiff kick courtesy of Mark Payne.
Mark Payne hits Jason Star with a clothesline from the top rope.
Mark Payne goes for the Superstar Superkick, but Jason Star counters it with
a duck-down move.
Nik Cain: And it was only Star’s speed that prevented him from getting planted with another one.
Jason Star executes a backdrop on Mark Payne.
Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams takes Mark Payne down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Jason Star hits a missile dropkick on Mark Payne.
Tom Tennant comes over and lays out Bad Dreams.
Tom Tennant hits Jason Star with an enzuigiri to the face.
Mark Payne takes Jason Star down with a Victory Roll.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tom Tennant nails Jason Star with a dropkick.
Mark Payne locks Jason Star in the torture rack.
Mark Payne whips Jason Star into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mark Payne hits a vertical facebuster on Jason Star.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tom Tennant executes a bulldog on Jason Star.
Mark Payne hits a split legged moonsault on Jason Star.
Mark Payne whips Jason Star into the guardrail.
Mark Payne knocks Jason Star into the ringpost.
A portion of the crowd is booing Mark Payne.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams comes over and lays out Tom Tennant.
Bad Dreams goes for a bulldog headlock, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Lollipop comes from behind and distracts Jason Star.
Mark Payne executes a swinging neckbreaker on Jason Star.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams comes over, but gets cut off.
Tom Tennant hits a jumping DDT on Jason Star.
Mark Payne hits Jason Star with a split legged moonsault.
Bad Dreams gets back up, but gets cut off.
Tom Tennant hits a dropkick on Jason Star.
Mark Payne locks Jason Star in the torture rack.
Bad Dreams gets back up and lays out Tom Tennant.
Lollipop comes from behind, but Jason Star nails Lollipop.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tom Tennant takes Jason Star down with an enzuigiri to the face.
Mark Payne locks Jason Star in the torture rack.
Mark Payne sets up Jason Star on the table.
Mark Payne tries to drive Jason Star through the table with a senton, but he
blocks it.
Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams executes a Russian legsweep on Mark Payne.
Jason Star executes a missile dropkick on Mark Payne.
Jason Star sets up Mark Payne on the table.
Jason Star tries to star scream Mark Payne through the table, but he moves
out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
A portion of the crowd is booing Mark Payne.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams comes over and lays out Tom Tennant.
Bad Dreams hits a leg lariat on Mark Payne.
Jason Star puts Mark Payne in a double chickenwing submission.
Jason Star goes for the Star Scream, but Mark Payne counters it with a backdrop.
Mark Payne sets up a table.
Mark Payne executes a split legged moonsault on Jason Star.
Mark Payne goes for the Superstar Superkick, but Jason Star blocks it.
Mark Payne whips Jason Star into the guardrail.
Mark Payne nails Jason Star with a Hotshot.
Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans..
A portion of the crowd is cheering Mark Payne.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tom Tennant executes a dropkick on Jason Star.
Mark Payne goes for a Victory Roll, but Jason Star sits down on him, cradling
his legs.
Jason Star nails Mark Payne with a DDT.
Jason Star sets up Mark Payne on the table.
Jason Star tries to star scream Mark Payne through the table, but he moves
out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
A portion of the crowd is booing Mark Payne.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tom Tennant nails Jason Star with a dropkick.
Mark Payne executes a Victory Roll on Jason Star.
Tom Tennant hits Jason Star with a flying fistdrop.
Mark Payne nails Jason Star with a flapjack into diamond cutter.
Bad Dreams comes over, but gets cut off.
Tom Tennant takes Jason Star down with an enzuigiri to the face.
Mark Payne goes for a Victory Roll, but Jason Star sits down on him, cradling
his legs.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mark Payne knocks Jason Star into the ringsteps.
Mark Payne hits a tiger driver on Jason Star.
Nik Cain: Payne and Star just keep going at each other. Whoever survives this battle may have little left to contend with the rest of these guys.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bad Dreams comes over and lays out Tom Tennant.
Bad Dreams hits Mark Payne with a leg lariat.
Jason Star goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Mark Payne sets up a table.
Mark Payne whips Jason Star into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mark Payne hits a choke bomb on Jason Star.
Mark Payne knocks Jason Star into the ringpost.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Mark Payne.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Mark Payne and Tom Tennant hit Jason Star with a double flying axhandle.
Bad Dreams comes over and lays out Tom Tennant.
Bad Dreams takes Mark Payne down with a leg lariat.
Jason Star takes Mark Payne down with a legsweep faceslam.
Lollipop comes from behind and distracts Jason Star.
Mark Payne reenters the ring.
Jason Star follows him back in.
Mark Payne executes the Superstar Superkick on Jason Star.
Mark Payne goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Bad Dreams makes the save.
Jason Star executes the Star Scream on Mark Payne.
Jason Star acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Jason Star goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Lollipop puts Mark Payne's foot on the rope.
Kevin Cole: Both men get saved from almost certain elimination that time.
Jason Star takes Mark Payne down with a springboard headscissors.
Jason Star is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Jason Star is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Lollipop puts Mark Payne's foot on the rope.
Jason Star kisses a lovely lady.
Jason Star acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Jason Star hits Mark Payne with a spinning leg lariat.
Jason Star is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
** Mark Payne has been eliminated.
Jason Star is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Kevin Cole: And Star does it!
Nik Cain: Yeah, keeping Payne down for a three is something anyone can be proud of. But I think Payne took too much out of him.
(Jason Star and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Jason Star executes a springboard headscissors on Tom Tennant.
Jason Star executes a clothesline on Tom Tennant.
Jason Star nails Tom Tennant with a neck snap.
Jason Star goes for a tornado DDT, but Tom Tennant counters it with
a belly-to-back suplex.
Tom Tennant takes Jason Star down with a flying legdrop.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Unleaded doesn't make it in time... three.
** Jason Star has been eliminated.
Tom Tennant is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Nik Cain: Man, sometimes I actually get tired of always being right. And we are down to 14.
(Tom Tennant and Dan Sexton are going at it.)
Tom Tennant executes a flying clothesline on Dan Sexton.
A fan at ringside badmouths Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant hits Dan Sexton with a waistlock suplex.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Tom Tennant flairs his arms out in a cocky fashion.
The crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant locks Dan Sexton in a grapevine.
Dan Sexton reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
Tom Tennant nails Dan Sexton with a flying fistdrop.
(Tom Tennant and Master Chuin are going at it.)
Tom Tennant hits Master Chuin with a bodyslam.
(Dark Enigma and Master Chuin are going at it.)
Dark Enigma puts Master Chuin in a front facelock.
Master Chuin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Dark Enigma runs into the ropes.
Dark Enigma goes for a back heel kick, but Master Chuin blocks it.
Master Chuin runs into the ropes.
Dark Enigma hits a superkick on Master Chuin.
Dark Enigma uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Master Chuin.
Dark Enigma is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Dark Enigma goes for a Boston crab, but Master Chuin blocks it.
Master Chuin uses a kick to the thigh on Dark Enigma.
Master Chuin goes for a Thunder Fire Power Bomb, but Dark Enigma blocks it.
Dark Enigma whips Master Chuin into the turnbuckle.
Master Chuin comes back, but is met with an elbow.
Dark Enigma hits Master Chuin with a power bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
(Dark Enigma and Tragedy are going at it.)
Rhapsody throws Tragedy the electric guitar, but Dark Enigma intercepts it.
Dark Enigma hits Tragedy with it and goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Bad Dreams makes the save.
Dark Enigma gets an armbar submission on Tragedy.
Tragedy is writhing in pain.
Tragedy submits after 9 seconds.
** Tragedy has been eliminated.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Dark Enigma.
(Dark Enigma and Dan Sexton are going at it.)
Dark Enigma executes the Dark Omen on Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton is writhing in pain.
Blackie McGee checks Dan Sexton's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Blackie McGee stops the match after 24 seconds.
** Dan Sexton has been eliminated.
Dark Enigma is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
(Dark Enigma and Quackman are going at it.)
Nik Cain: Dark Enigma is a house of fire in there. He took out Tragedy and Dan Sexton.
Kevin Cole: And he’s not even supposed to be here.
(Explosion and Quackman are going at it.)
Explosion and Most Holy whip Quackman into the ropes.
Explosion and Most Holy hit Quackman with a double bodyslam.
Dark Enigma comes over and lays out Most Holy.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Dark Enigma.
Quackman and Dark Enigma whip Explosion into the ropes.
They hit Explosion with a double kick to the midsection.
Quackman nails Explosion with a dropkick to the knee.
Quackman and Dark Enigma whip Explosion into the ropes.
They hit Explosion with a double fist to the midsection.
Quackman whips Explosion into the ropes.
Quackman takes Explosion down with a back heel kick.
Quackman takes a swing at Explosion with the electric guitar, but he
gets out of the way.
Explosion snatches the electric guitar from him.
Explosion hits him with the electric guitar.
Explosion takes Quackman down with a running power bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
** Quackman has been eliminated.
A portion of the crowd is booing Explosion.
Kevin Cole: Explosion was just too powerful for Quackman.
Nik Cain: Sometimes it’s the small guys who make it to the end of these things, because everyone is too busy trying to take out the big guys that they can just sort of hide. But Explosion caught Quacks and drilled him hard to the mat.
(Explosion and Shawn Michaels are going at it.)
Explosion goes for a double underhook suplex, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.
Shawn Michaels hits a punch on Explosion.
Shawn Michaels goes for a clothesline, but Explosion ducks out of the way.
(Unleaded and Dark Enigma are going at it.)
Unleaded executes a sidewalk slam on Dark Enigma.
Dark Enigma goes for an enzuigiri, but Unleaded ducks out of the way.
Dark Enigma goes for a kick to the head, but Unleaded ducks out of the way.
Unleaded hits Dark Enigma with a sidewalk slam.
Unleaded takes Dark Enigma down with a swinging neckbreaker.
Unleaded puts Dark Enigma in a chokehold.
Dark Enigma is writhing in pain.
Dark Enigma reaches the ropes after being trapped for 26 seconds.
Unleaded places Dark Enigma on the turnbuckle.
Unleaded goes for a top-rope DDT, but Dark Enigma blocks it.
Dark Enigma throws Unleaded off the turnbuckle.
Most Holy gives him a superkick, but Unleaded only stares at him.
Dark Enigma nails Unleaded with an enzuigiri.
Dark Enigma gets a spinning toe hold on Unleaded.
Unleaded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Dark Enigma puts Unleaded in a half boston crab.
Unleaded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds.
(Shawn Michaels and Most Holy are going at it.)
Shawn Michaels uses a punch on Most Holy.
Shawn Michaels chops Most Holy.
Shawn Michaels chops Most Holy.
Most Holy chops Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels hits Most Holy.
Shawn Michaels is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Most Holy chops Shawn Michaels.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Most Holy.
Most Holy kicks Shawn Michaels.
Most Holy is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Shawn Michaels.
Most Holy acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Most Holy goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
** Shawn Michaels has been eliminated.
Kevin Cole: And now Shawn Michaels is gone courtesy of the Holy Roller.
Nik Cain: Michaels took one hell of a beating tonight. Hell, I’m impressed that he managed to last this long. And then there were 10.
Most Holy is starting to get more cheers than boos.
(Most Holy and Oblivion are going at it.)
Most Holy nails Oblivion with a powerslam.
Blackie McGee counts: One, shoulder up.
Most Holy goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Oblivion side-steps and Most Holy
only hits air.
Zoe Burgess throws Most Holy the Mace.
Most Holy hits Oblivion with it and goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Nik Cain: And Holy almost put another one away just then.
Most Holy goes for a snap suplex, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion hits him with the Mace.
The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.
Blackie McGee throws the Mace out of the ring.
Oblivion hits Most Holy with a spin kick to the back of the head.
The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.
Oblivion executes a snap suplex on Most Holy.
Oblivion is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Most Holy begs off.
Oblivion executes the eND on Most Holy.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess distracts Blackie McGee.
Kevin Cole: And now Most Holy almost got put away.
Nik Cain: That’s true. All these guys have been in there a while now. Frankly, any one of them could go at any time and any one of them could win this whole thing.
Most Holy whips Oblivion into the ropes.
Oblivion hits Most Holy with a kick.
Blackie McGee is back on the job.
Oblivion executes a Yakuza kick on Most Holy.
Oblivion places Most Holy on the turnbuckle.
Oblivion executes a top-rope inverted DDT on Most Holy.
Oblivion runs into the ropes.
Most Holy hits Oblivion with a kick.
(Master Chuin and Most Holy are going at it.)
Master Chuin whips Most Holy into the ropes.
Master Chuin hits Most Holy with a Hotshot.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Master Chuin.
Master Chuin takes Most Holy down with a spinwheel kick to the back of the head.
Master Chuin takes Most Holy down with a dropkick to the knee.
Master Chuin hits Most Holy.
Most Holy hits Master Chuin.
Master Chuin chops Most Holy.
Master Chuin whips Most Holy into the ropes, but Most Holy reverses it.
Most Holy hits Master Chuin with a backdrop.
Most Holy executes a clothesline on Master Chuin.
Most Holy runs into the ropes.
Master Chuin misses with a kick.
Most Holy misses with a shoulderblock.
Most Holy goes for a clothesline, but Master Chuin ducks out of the way.
Most Holy hits him in the head with a bottle of mustard.
Most Holy seemingly enjoys the boos.
Kevin Cole: Oh. . .my. . .goodness!
Most Holy executes a powerslam on Master Chuin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Nik Cain: Master Chuin was damn lucky that he was near the ropes and still conscious enough to put his foot on one.
Oblivion comes over and lays out Bad Dreams.
Master Chuin and Oblivion hit Most Holy with a double flying axhandle.
Master Chuin nails Most Holy with a dropkick to the knee.
Master Chuin kicks Most Holy.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Master Chuin.
Master Chuin chops Most Holy.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Master Chuin.
Bad Dreams comes over, but gets cut off.
Master Chuin and Oblivion whip Most Holy into the ropes.
They hit Most Holy with a double fist to the midsection.
Master Chuin whips Most Holy into the ropes.
Master Chuin hits Most Holy with an elbow.
Master Chuin whips Most Holy into the ropes.
Master Chuin hits Most Holy with a clothesline.
Master Chuin hits Most Holy with a backdrop driver.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Master Chuin runs into the ropes.
Most Holy gives him an enzuigiri, but Master Chuin doesn't budge.
(Oblivion and Bad Dreams are going at it.)
Oblivion goes for a spin kick to the back of the head, but Bad Dreams
ducks out of the way.
Bad Dreams executes a legsweep faceslam on Oblivion.
(Dream Warrior and Comedy are going at it.)
Dream Warrior whips Comedy into the ropes, but Comedy reverses it.
Comedy goes for the Encore, but Dream Warrior counters it with a roll away.
Dream Warrior executes a flying cross body press on Comedy.
Blackie McGee counts: One, shoulder up.
Dream Warrior takes Comedy down with a lariat.
There are lots of chants for Dream Warrior.
Dream Warrior executes a lariat on Comedy.
(Unleaded and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Bad Dreams comes over and lays out Explosion.
Tom Tennant and Bad Dreams whip Unleaded into the ropes.
They hit Unleaded with a double backdrop.
Tom Tennant takes Unleaded down with a Hotshot.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant catches Unleaded in a scorpion deathlock.
Unleaded is struggling to reach the ropes.
Unleaded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Tom Tennant gives him a flying fistdrop, but Unleaded only stares at him.
Tom Tennant runs into the ropes.
Unleaded goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Tom Tennant
ducks out of the way.
Tom Tennant hits Unleaded.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant hits Unleaded.
Tom Tennant hits Unleaded.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant nails Unleaded with a jumping DDT.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant flairs his arms out in a cocky fashion.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant whips Unleaded into the ropes, but Unleaded reverses it.
Tom Tennant goes for a flying clothesline, but Unleaded ducks out of the way.
Unleaded nails Tom Tennant with a running power bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Unleaded executes a sidewalk slam on Tom Tennant.
Unleaded and Dark Enigma whip Tom Tennant into the ropes.
They hit Tom Tennant with a double elbowsmash.
Unleaded and Dark Enigma whip Tom Tennant into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Tom Tennant with a double backdrop, but he counters
it with a double headsmash.
Tom Tennant uses an enzuigiri to the face on Unleaded.
Nik Cain: And, once again, Unleaded, Dark Enigma, and Tom Tennant are all going at it.
Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Death Drop on Unleaded.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Candi puts Unleaded's foot on the rope.
(Bad Dreams and Dark Enigma are going at it.)
Bad Dreams places Dark Enigma on the turnbuckle.
Bad Dreams executes a belly-to-belly superplex on Dark Enigma.
(Dark Enigma and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Dark Enigma goes for a headlock takedown, but Tom Tennant throws him off.
Tom Tennant goes for a bodyslam, but Dark Enigma counters it with
a small package.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dark Enigma goes for a vertical suplex, but Tom Tennant counters it with
a small package.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Tom Tennant chops Dark Enigma.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Dark Enigma punches Tom Tennant.
Dark Enigma is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Dark Enigma kicks Tom Tennant.
Dark Enigma is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Tom Tennant chops Dark Enigma.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant.
(Unleaded and Bad Dreams are going at it.)
Unleaded hits a Samoan Drop on Bad Dreams.
Unleaded hits Bad Dreams with the Rocker Dropper.
A portion of the crowd is booing Unleaded.
Unleaded hits Bad Dreams with a spinning DDT.
Unleaded goes for a Cradle DDT, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams attempts to place Unleaded on the turnbuckle, but Unleaded blocks it.
(Oblivion and Bad Dreams are going at it.)
Tom Tennant comes over, but gets cut off.
Oblivion and Dream Warrior whip Bad Dreams into the ropes.
They hit Bad Dreams with a double kick to the midsection.
Oblivion goes for an octopus hold, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams throws Oblivion out of the ring.
Bad Dreams goes through the ropes.
The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Oblivion nails The Dream Coach.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dream Warrior comes over and lays out Tom Tennant.
Dream Warrior takes Bad Dreams down with a jumping elbow thrust.
Oblivion goes for an octopus hold, but Bad Dreams counters it with a hiptoss.
Bad Dreams whips Oblivion into the guardrail.
Bad Dreams hits an elbowsmash on Oblivion.
Bad Dreams reenters the ring.
Oblivion follows him back in.
Oblivion brings the table into the ring.
Oblivion throws Bad Dreams out of the ring.
Oblivion jumps onto him with a slingshot corkscrew plancha.
Oblivion is handed the loaded Po doll.
Oblivion takes a swing at Bad Dreams with the loaded Po doll, but he
gets out of the way.
Bad Dreams snatches the loaded Po doll from him.
Bad Dreams hits him with the loaded Po doll.
A fan at ringside badmouths Bad Dreams.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tom Tennant uses an enzuigiri to the face on Oblivion.
Bad Dreams goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion sets up Bad Dreams on the table.
Oblivion tries to drive Bad Dreams through the table with a 450 splash, but he
moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Nik Cain: Ouch. A botched 450 splash attempt has left Oblivion hurting on the outside.
Bad Dreams whips Oblivion into the guardrail.
Bad Dreams is handed a night stick.
Bad Dreams hits him with the night stick.
Bad Dreams goes for a forearm to the back, but Oblivion side-steps and
Bad Dreams only hits air.
Oblivion is handed the loaded Po doll.
Oblivion hits him with the loaded Po doll.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Oblivion sets up a table.
Oblivion whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail.
Oblivion uses a series of headbutts on Bad Dreams.
Dream Warrior comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dream Warrior hits a jumping elbow thrust on Bad Dreams.
Oblivion goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams hits Oblivion with a Hotshot.
Bad Dreams goes for a bulldog headlock, but Oblivion blocks it.
Dream Warrior comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dream Warrior goes for a lariat, but Bad Dreams counters it with a hiptoss.
Bad Dreams executes a legsweep faceslam on Oblivion.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bad Dreams goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Oblivion counters it with
a faceslam.
Oblivion goes for a snap suplex, but Bad Dreams counters it with
a vertical suplex.
Bad Dreams is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Oblivion is busted wide open.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tom Tennant uses a snap suplex on Oblivion.
Dream Warrior comes over and lays out Tom Tennant.
Dream Warrior has the crowd going wild.
Dream Warrior takes Bad Dreams down with a lariat.
Oblivion goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Bad Dreams counters it with
a backdrop.
Tom Tennant executes a dropkick on Oblivion.
Bad Dreams executes a dragon suplex on Oblivion.
Bad Dreams sets up Oblivion on the table.
Bad Dreams executes a belly-to-belly superplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Bad Dreams is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Kevin Cole: A pair of suplexes by Bad Dreams, the second of which sent Oblivion flying through yet another table.
Bad Dreams hits a leg lariat on Oblivion.
Bad Dreams sets up a table.
Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tom Tennant goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Oblivion
ducks out of the way.
Oblivion reenters the ring.
Bad Dreams follows him back in.
Bad Dreams brings the table into the ring.
(Master Chuin and Dark Enigma are going at it.)
Master Chuin nails Dark Enigma with the Doctor Bomb.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Master Chuin complains about a slow count.
(Unleaded and Bad Dreams are going at it.)
Unleaded runs into the ropes.
Unleaded nails Bad Dreams with inverted chokeslam.
Unleaded acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Unleaded is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Unleaded places Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle.
Unleaded goes for the The BackFire, but The Dream Coach shoves him off
the turnbuckle.
Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Unleaded.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Bad Dreams runs into the ropes.
Kevin Cole: Unleaded barely kicked out after that one.
Nik Cain: Yeah, and The Dream Coach may have just saved his man from a similar fate.
Unleaded goes for the Sky High, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams gives him a backspin DDT, but Unleaded doesn't budge.
Bad Dreams gives him a DDT, but Unleaded doesn't even care.
Bad Dreams sets up Unleaded on the table.
Bad Dreams tries to drive Unleaded through the table with a flying elbowdrop,
but he moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.
(Dream Warrior and Comedy are going at it.)
Dream Warrior hits a lariat on Comedy.
(Master Chuin and Explosion are going at it.)
Master Chuin goes for a crossface chickenwing, but Explosion blocks it.
Explosion takes Master Chuin down with a double underhook suplex.
Most Holy is bleeding like hell.
Explosion goes for a headlock takedown, but Master Chuin counters it with
a back suplex.
Master Chuin takes Explosion down with an Arabian Facebuster.
Master Chuin is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, kickout.
Master Chuin nails Explosion with a kick to the thigh.
Master Chuin sets up Explosion on the table.
Master Chuin executes a springboard splash through the table.
The table is broken in half.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Master Chuin.
Master Chuin goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Explosion blocks it.
(Master Chuin and Dark Enigma are going at it.)
Master Chuin takes Dark Enigma down with a kick to the thigh.
Master Chuin hits Dark Enigma.
A portion of the crowd is booing Master Chuin.
Master Chuin punches Dark Enigma.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Master Chuin.
Master Chuin whips Dark Enigma into the ropes.
Master Chuin takes Dark Enigma down with a Hotshot.
Master Chuin is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Master Chuin hits a T-Bone Suplex on Dark Enigma.
Blackie McGee counts: One, shoulder up.
Oblivion executes a cartwheel kick on Dark Enigma.
Master Chuin locks Dark Enigma in an airplane spin.
Dark Enigma is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Dark Enigma tries to escape the hold.
Dark Enigma tries to fight the pain.
Dark Enigma is barely hanging in there.
Blackie McGee asks Dark Enigma if he should stop the fight.
Dark Enigma shakes his head.
Blackie McGee asks Dark Enigma if he should stop the fight.
Dark Enigma shakes his head.
Master Chuin lets go after 43 seconds.
Master Chuin whips Dark Enigma into the ropes.
Dark Enigma goes for a back heel kick, but Master Chuin ducks out of the way.
Master Chuin goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Dark Enigma counters it with
a small package.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
** Master Chuin has been eliminated.
Dark Enigma seemingly enjoys the boos.
Kevin Cole: And this Enigma guy eliminates another one. And we have to take another commercial break.
(Commercials)
Kevin Cole: We are back and only 9 men remain. Dark Enigma, who has already eliminated three men by himself is now going after Explosion.
(Dark Enigma and Explosion are going at it.)
(Comedy and Unleaded are going at it.)
Comedy takes Unleaded down with the Russian Sickle.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
(Bad Dreams and Comedy are going at it.)
Bad Dreams hits an elbowsmash on Comedy.
Bad Dreams whips Comedy into the turnbuckle.
Bad Dreams runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Comedy moves out of the way.
Comedy whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Bad Dreams hits Comedy with a shoulderblock.
(Comedy and Bad Dreams are going at it.)
Comedy whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Bad Dreams gives him a flying forearm, but Comedy doesn't even care.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Comedy.
(Unleaded and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Unleaded goes for the torture rack drop, but Tom Tennant counters it with
a headlock takedown.
Nik Cain: We have just passed the one hour mark. The endurance of all these guys is nothing short of awe inspiring.
Tom Tennant punches Unleaded.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant kicks Unleaded.
Candi enters the ring and hits Tom Tennant with the hockey stick.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Tom Tennant is out cold.
Unleaded goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Tom Tennant counters it with
a small package.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Death Drop on Unleaded.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Candi distracts Blackie McGee.
(Dark Enigma and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Plunge.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant.
He goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Blackie McGee is back on the job.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Phoenix distracts Blackie McGee.
Dark Enigma hits Tom Tennant with a dropkick to the knee.
Blackie McGee is back on the job.
Dark Enigma goes for a backbreaker, but Tom Tennant blocks it.
Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Death Drop on Dark Enigma.
Tom Tennant goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
** Dark Enigma has been eliminated.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Kevin Cole: And Enigma is gone!
Nik Cain: Tennant got the better of him tonight but, from the look on both their faces, this one is far from over. Hell, bad blood like that never really goes away.
(Tom Tennant and Comedy are going at it.)
(Oblivion and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Oblivion goes for a backspin DDT, but Tom Tennant blocks it.
Tom Tennant whips Oblivion into the ropes, but Oblivion reverses it.
Oblivion misses with a clothesline.
Oblivion misses with a clothesline.
Tom Tennant hits Oblivion with a kick.
(Most Holy and Unleaded are going at it.)
Most Holy goes for a DDT, but Unleaded blocks it.
Unleaded uses the Sky High on Most Holy.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Unleaded attempts to place Most Holy on the turnbuckle, but Most Holy blocks it.
Unleaded goes for a backdrop driver, but Most Holy counters it with a facerake.
Most Holy goes for a kick to the midsection, but Unleaded blocks it.
(Bad Dreams and Comedy are going at it.)
Bad Dreams goes for an earringer, but Comedy blocks it.
Comedy locks Bad Dreams in a bearhug.
Bad Dreams is struggling to reach the ropes.
Bad Dreams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
(Oblivion and Comedy are going at it.)
Oblivion goes for a clothesline, but Comedy ducks out of the way.
(Tom Tennant and Explosion are going at it.)
Tom Tennant uses a forearm smash on Explosion.
Most Holy is bleeding like hell.
Tom Tennant gives him hurracanrana, but Explosion only stares at him.
Tom Tennant uses an enzuigiri to the face on Explosion.
Tom Tennant hits Explosion with a flying clothesline.
Tom Tennant is going for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
** Explosion has been eliminated.
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant.
Nik Cain: And Explosion becomes another victim of The Survivor.
(Tom Tennant and Most Holy are going at it.)
(Unleaded and Bad Dreams are going at it.)
Unleaded goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Unleaded spits in your eyes.
He goes for the pin.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, The Dream Coach distracts Blackie McGee.
Unleaded throws Bad Dreams out of the ring.
Unleaded goes through the ropes.
Unleaded is handed a big black dildo.
Unleaded hits him with the big black dildo.
Unleaded is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Unleaded hits Bad Dreams with a series of punches.
Comedy comes over to make it two-on-one.
Comedy goes for an inverted power bomb, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Oblivion gives him a dropkick to the groin, but Comedy only stares at him.
Oblivion reenters the ring.
Comedy follows him back in.
(Tom Tennant and Bad Dreams are going at it.)
Tom Tennant whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Bad Dreams misses with an elbow.
Bad Dreams hits Tom Tennant with a leg lariat.
Fire enters the ring and hits Bad Dreams with the lead pipe.
Before Fire connects, Bad Dreams moves out of the way.
Fire hits Tom Tennant.
Bad Dreams throws Fire over the top rope.
Tom Tennant is out cold.
Nik Cain: Ha! Fire just laid the pipe to Tennant. I imagine he prefers it the other way around.
Kevin Cole: I don’t get it.
Nik Cain: I’m not surprised.
Bad Dreams goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Fire shoves him
off the turnbuckle.
Bad Dreams is starting to get more cheers than boos.
Tom Tennant takes Bad Dreams down with a slingshot somersault splash.
(Unleaded and Dream Warrior are going at it.)
Unleaded uses a running shoulderblock on Dream Warrior.
Unleaded is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Most Holy comes over and lays out Bad Dreams.
Dream Warrior and Most Holy whip Unleaded into the ropes.
They hit Unleaded with a double kick to the midsection.
Dream Warrior nails Unleaded with a backbreaker.
(Unleaded and Bad Dreams are going at it.)
Unleaded whips Bad Dreams into the ropes.
Unleaded goes for a spinebuster bomb, but Bad Dreams counters it with a DDT.
Bad Dreams seemingly enjoys the boos.
Bad Dreams is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Blackie McGee is back on the job.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Unleaded.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
** Unleaded has been eliminated.
Bad Dreams acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Kevin Cole: Unleaded is gone, and we are down to 6.
(Bad Dreams and Comedy are going at it.)
(Most Holy and Dream Warrior are going at it.)
Most Holy executes a powerslam on Dream Warrior.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, three.
** Dream Warrior has been eliminated.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Nik Cain: And just like that, its down to 5.
(Most Holy and Bad Dreams are going at it.)
Most Holy runs into the ropes.
Most Holy hits Bad Dreams with a shoulderblock.
Most Holy goes for a kick to the midsection, but Bad Dreams blocks it.
Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Most Holy.
Blackie McGee counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess puts Most Holy's foot on the rope.
Bad Dreams whips Most Holy into the ropes, but Most Holy reverses it.
Most Holy hits Bad Dreams with an elbow.
Most Holy whips Bad Dreams into the turnbuckle.